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ADULT SHELDON: Living
in a small Texas town,
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a few things are guaranteed:
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- someone nearby will have chickens...
- [CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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- George...
- Yeah?
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Go shoot those chickens.
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Everyone will know your business.
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You sure you want to eat that?
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[MOUTH FULL]: Why not?
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I heard your triglycerides
are through the roof.
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Who told you that?
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My brother plays poker with your doctor.
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But on the brighter side,
in a small Texas town,
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people take care of each other.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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[EXHALES]
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You know that Veronica Duncan girl?
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- The one that Georgie likes?
- Yeah.
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I was thinking about having
her stay here for a couple days.
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- Is it Georgie's birthday or something?
- No.
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She's just having a rough time at home.
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What's going on?
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Her mother's boyfriend
has a drinking problem,
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and... things have been
getting out of hand.
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You waited till I had a beer to tell me
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- this story, didn't you?
- You always have a beer.
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So good news.
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We're gonna have a
houseguest for a couple days.
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Oh, not Aunt Ruth.
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Her beard is very scratchy.
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My sister doesn't have a beard.
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Did she shave it?
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MARY: It's not Aunt Ruth!
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It's Veronica Duncan.
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- [ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS]
- And while she's here,
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I expect y'all to be
on your best behavior.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Was I?
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Yeah, and you still are.
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Where is she going to sleep?
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She can have my room.
I'm fine on the couch.
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Thank you.
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Why is she staying with us?
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Because she needs to be out
of her house for a few days.
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Why?
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Because her family is dealing with
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some personal business.
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- What personal business?
- Well...
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I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk.
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Where did you hear that?
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Mom told you outside and I heard it.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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[DRUMBEAT PLAYING]
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Let's sweat!
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I plan on it, Richard.
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- RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
- ♪
♪
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Hello?
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Did you know that word "hello"
wasn't used as a greeting
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- until the invention of the telephone?
- Hi, John.
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To end a phone call,
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it was suggested to say, "That is all."
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Is that all, John?
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No, I wanted to invite you
to dinner tomorrow night.
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Great. Where we going?
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I can't tell you that. It's a surprise.
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You want to give me a clue
so I'll know how to dress?
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Well, dress as if you were
going to a Mexican restaurant.
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Oh, we're going to Puerta Roja.
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I can't tell you that, it
would ruin the surprise.
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John, you do realize that I'll
be the one driving us there.
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Fine, we're going to Puerta
Roja, but everything else
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is a surprise.
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That is all!
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[CHUCKLES]
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RICHARD: One more time! Come on!
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♪ ♪
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["CLEAN UP WOMAN" BY
BETTY WRIGHT PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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Sorry, Axl. You'll be back.
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♪ A clean up woman ♪
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♪ Is a woman who ♪
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♪ Gets all the love we girls... ♪
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What are you doing?
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Documenting. This may
never happen again.
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♪ So much about her ♪
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♪ Is because she picked up ♪
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♪ A man of mine ♪
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♪ The clean up woman ♪
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♪ Will wipe his blues away ♪
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♪ She'll give him plenty loving ♪
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♪ 24 hours a day ♪
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♪ The clean up woman... ♪
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What's in there?
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- Don't open it.
- But what's in there?
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Don't open it.
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♪ When you dump him in the street... ♪
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[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
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Are you wearing cologne?
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No.
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Georgie, I have the olfactory
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senses of a polar bear.
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They can smell a seal
through three feet of ice.
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Mind your business.
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He's exhibiting Zahavian
signaling theory.
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- Is that from Star Trek?
- No, biology.
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He's trying to communicate
his more desirable qualities
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in order to attract Veronica.
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Too bad he doesn't have
any desirable qualities.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Be the Danza. Be the Danza.
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- Be the Danza.
- [QUIETLY]: What a doofus.
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Hey, there.
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Thank you for having me, Mrs. Cooper.
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- Hey, Veronica. Let me take your bag.
- Hi.
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- Are you wearing Old Spice?
- Don't worry about it.
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Here, let me show you around.
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Oh. O-Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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Of course you remember the living room,
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where we have our prayer group.
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[QUIETLY]: Oh, my Lord...
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And this is the dining room.
That's where we'll dine.
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But in the mornings,
we dine in the kitchen.
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Of course, if you'd like a snack,
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that'd be in the
refrigerator or the pantry.
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You know, where your
snack foods would be.
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- Sure.
- Washer, dryer.
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Plus, we got those little
sheets that smell nice
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and fight static cling.
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- And here's our entertainment room.
- Hey, guys.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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We don't have cable, but we do have
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all three major broadcast networks.
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Here's the bathroom,
for hygiene and whatnot.
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And... here's where you'll be sleeping.
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- Did I take your room?
- Yes,
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but I'll be on the couch.
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Which is right near
the TV and the kitchen,
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so I'm peachy.
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[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hello. I'm John Sturgis.
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We have a reservation.
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Follow me.
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♪ ♪
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[QUIETLY]: Was a
reservation really necessary?
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- I didn't want to take any chances.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I sit in that seat.
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You sit here.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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What's going on?
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Don't you remember?
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John, I don't even remember
where I just parked.
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I'm recreating our first date!
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The same restaurant, the same table,
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the same jacket.
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Different eyelashes, though, because
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they regenerate every
two to three months.
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Mine are the same, actually.
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They're fake.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I wanted this night to be special
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because it's the one-year
anniversary of that date.
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Is that a thing that
people our age celebrate?
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No idea. I've never
been this age before.
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And I've never dated
anyone for a whole year.
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[CHUCKLES] Well...
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- Happy anniversary.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Sorry for the mess.
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I emptied out this drawer so
you can put your stuff away.
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Where are your clothes?
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I threw most of them out.
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You didn't have to do that.
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It's okay. They were
old and full of holes.
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And it worked out great.
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I found some firecrackers and
a bag full of my baby teeth.
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Thank you.
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Oh. I also hung a cross
over the bed for you.
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It's just Popsicle sticks and
glitter. I glued it together
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in Sunday school when I was a kid.
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[CRYING SOFTLY]
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Is-is it too much? I can take it down.
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[SNIFFLES] No, it's...
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it's really sweet. [SNIFFLES]
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- [CRYING]
- Why are you crying?
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Did Georgie bring up
your unfortunate home life?
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Uh, no.
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Good. My mom said not to,
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so that you would be comfortable.
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Thank you.
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Are you comfortable?
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[LAUGHING] And I remember
how cute you looked
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in your little pearl snap
shirt with your bolo tie.
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Well, I'd say it wasn't my
first rodeo, but it was.
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Thank you for a wonderful year.
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- To many more.
- To many more.
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Which leads me to the final surprise
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of the evening.
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What are you doing?
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Hang on, I don't want
to spoil the surprise.
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Getting down on one knee, it
makes it pretty damn clear.
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Surprise!
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Connie, will you do me the honor
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of being my wife?
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Oh, John, I don't know.
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How can you not know?
It's a binary decision.
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It's more complicated th-than that.
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I don't see why. We're compatible.
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- [QUIETLY]: I know.
- We enjoy each other's company.
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- I know.
- And we've become extremely
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proficient in the bedroom.
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There's very little wasted effort.
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[QUIETLY]: John, sit back down
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and lower your voice.
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Little help?
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- Down is easier than up.
- [GROANS] Sure.
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MARY: Thank you, God, for this
food we're about to receive,
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and for the nourishment
of our bodies, and bless
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the hands that prepared it.
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And an extra special
thank-you for allowing us
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to share our home with
our friend Veronica.
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- ALL: Amen.
- GEORGE JR.: Oh, yeah.
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That's a big amen on that one.
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MARY: All right, everybody, dig in.
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Would you like a dinner roll?
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Mmm. Sure.
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I find it really rounds out the meal.
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- Mom?
- Yes, honey?
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Do I have to sit downwind
of Georgie's cologne?
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So, Veronica, I understand
that you're a junior?
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Mm. Yes, sir.
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Do you have any plans
for after high school?
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I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor
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so I can get a teaching degree.
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Mm.
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I like kids. [CHUCKLES]
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Really? Kids? Ugh.
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You're so tall and pretty,
you should be Vanna White.
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How can she be Vanna White?
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Vanna White is Vanna White.
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Fine. She can be Vanna Blue.
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See? This is the kind
of nonsense you have
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to deal with when you're around kids.
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He does have a point.
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No. I-I love this.
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We never eat dinner
together at my house.
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You eat alone?
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Mostly. Yeah.
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[QUIETLY]: Lucky duck.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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John...
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I've already been married once.
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I wasn't really planning
on ever doing it again.
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Why not?
259
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I was somebody's wife for a long time.
260
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:13,550
I just like being... Connie Tucker now.
261
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,199
Not Mrs...
262
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,789
somebody else's name.
263
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:19,489
Well, what if I took your name?
264
00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:22,180
John Tucker, it sounds great.
265
00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:25,469
Like a football player or an astronaut.
266
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,830
You're missing the point.
267
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,239
I just think it's
important for people to know
268
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,939
that we're an official couple.
269
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,780
We don't have to be married for that.
270
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,570
Buy a billboard, take
an ad out in the paper.
271
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,950
I understand. Thank you.
272
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,180
Are we good?
273
00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,020
Yes.
274
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,190
But if I should pre-decease you...
275
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:54,190
[VOICE BREAKING]: I want
you to have the ring.
276
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,129
- Fine.
- It'll be in the...
277
00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:59,869
top right corner of my dresser drawer.
278
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,710
- Got it.
- [CRYING]: Under my tube socks.
279
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,719
Veronica. Veronica.
280
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,980
VERONICA: Come in.
281
00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:16,950
Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
282
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,720
I printed out my bathroom schedule.
283
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,719
I can't speak for anyone
else in this family,
284
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,579
but you can count on it being occupied
285
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,870
during these times.
286
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,879
Thank you.
287
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,779
This is very helpful.
288
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,710
I know.
289
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,349
Is there anything else?
290
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:37,619
There is, but... I'm not
allowed to ask about it.
291
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,919
Oh, it's okay. You can ask me anything.
292
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,959
Oh, good. I don't like cats,
293
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,790
but I share their curious nature.
294
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,799
[LAUGHS] What do you want to know?
295
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,699
Your mom has a boyfriend.
296
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,899
Yeah.
297
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,269
Where is your father?
298
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,439
I don't know.
299
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,539
Why do you not know?
300
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,660
Well, he left when I was really young
301
00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,539
and I never heard from him again.
302
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,409
And why are you staying here?
303
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:03,279
My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice.
304
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,549
I understand. My sister isn't very nice.
305
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,450
[CHUCKLES] So you get it?
306
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,150
I do, thank you.
307
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,659
Okay, well, talk to ou later.
308
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,820
But not between 7:00 and 7:12.
309
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,390
Yup, I see it right here.
310
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,000
[DROPS KEYS]
311
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,539
So... how about
312
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,339
I make us a pot of
tea and we'll get cozy?
313
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,940
Sure, sounds good.
314
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:35,510
Just make yourself comfy,
I-I'll be right back.
315
00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,109
Mint tea?
316
00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:44,379
Or would you like to go crazy
and have a little hibiscus?
317
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,380
[DOOR CLOSES]
318
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,050
[WATER TURNS OFF]
319
00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:56,390
Ah, damn it.
320
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,990
BOY [OVER TV]: Buddy, they let you out?
321
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,200
BUDDY: Yeah, but they let Charles in.
322
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,309
Hey, can I join you?
323
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,709
Sure.
324
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,839
What you watching?
325
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,549
Charles in Charge.
326
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,949
It's kind of like Who's
the Boss? but with Chachi.
327
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,179
They should have called
it Chachi in Charge.
328
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:15,380
Cha-Chi in Charge.
329
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:17,360
That's three cha's. I like it.
330
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,489
[LAUGHS]
331
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:21,659
Georgie, you're so funny.
332
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,089
Really?
333
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,120
Not everybody gets me.
334
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,760
I get you.
335
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,500
♪ ♪
336
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,300
Uh-oh.
337
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,979
Oh, Mom. If you're
sleeping with the man,
338
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,409
you should be married to him.
339
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:48,700
Why do I come here?
340
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,920
I got to find a cooler chick to talk to.
341
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,110
You know I'm right.
342
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,340
I know no such thing.
343
00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,869
It's my life, I don't have to do
344
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,439
anything 'cause I'm "supposed to."
345
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,260
I do it because I
want to, and right now,
346
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,979
I don't want to, end of story.
347
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,359
- Good morning.
- Can I get you some breakfast, honey?
348
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,090
Yes, please.
349
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:08,429
How was your anniversary
date with Dr. Sturgis?
350
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:09,619
You knew about that?
351
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:12,199
- Yes.
- So you knew he was gonna propose?
352
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,300
Propose? No, that's wonderful.
353
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,009
Although, it's a little
disconcerting he didn't tell me.
354
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:19,019
I thought we were closer than that.
355
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,979
Well, we're not getting
married any time soon.
356
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,879
You should. You're old; you
don't have many years left.
357
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,080
I really need to meet a
whole new group of people.
358
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,290
Hey, what you doin'?
359
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,380
Helping your mom with laundry.
360
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,380
Oh, yeah. That's usually my job.
361
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:42,899
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
362
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,599
Uh, maybe when you're done,
we can go down to the mall
363
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,769
and hang out.
364
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:50,299
Oh, I promised your sister I'd
take her out for some girl time.
365
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,109
Maybe I can come along.
366
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,849
Then it wouldn't be girl time.
367
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:57,179
No, not entirely, but
it would be mostly.
368
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,110
Take a hint, dummy.
369
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,520
[PHONE RINGING]
370
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,520
[MACHINE BEEPS]
371
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,329
STURGIS [RECORDED]: Greetings.
372
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,570
You've reached Dr. John Sturgis.
373
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:17,029
Leave a message and I'll be in touch.
374
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,430
Thank you very much.
375
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,469
Hey, that rhymed.
376
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,869
- [MACHINE BEEPS]
- [CHUCKLES]
377
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:25,070
John, I know you're there, pick up.
378
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,580
If you don't pick up,
I'm gonna get really mad.
379
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,150
I'm getting really mad.
380
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,860
Call me back.
381
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:49,970
[EXHALES]
382
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,569
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
383
00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,509
[HORSE NICKERING]
384
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:03,990
Sorry, I know this isn't the
most fun thing in the world.
385
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,449
I was happy just riding
386
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,919
- in the front seat of your car.
- [LAUGHS]
387
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,319
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
388
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,220
You probably hear this a lot,
389
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,859
but you're, like, princess pretty.
390
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,720
Oh. I don't know about that.
391
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,879
But you are definitely
princess material.
392
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,669
Well, until I'm allowed to wear makeup,
393
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,229
this is as hot as I get.
394
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,699
You don't need makeup.
395
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,669
I hope you're right. Mom says
I have to wait till I'm 16.
396
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:30,609
Mm. That'll get here
sooner than you think.
397
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,150
Sure doesn't feel like it.
398
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,040
Don't be in a rush.
399
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,679
Honestly...
400
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,379
- I'd rather be your age again.
- Really?
401
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,629
Yeah.
402
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,699
Being a grown-up is, uh...
403
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,530
complicated.
404
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:48,060
Maybe, if we make a
wish at the same time
405
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,620
we could switch places.
406
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:51,759
- You think?
- It's worth a try.
407
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,259
Okay.
408
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,860
What do we need to do?
409
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:58,330
We close our eyes and at
the exact same time say,
410
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,439
"I wish I could switch places."
411
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,969
Ready?
412
00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:05,409
One... two... three.
413
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:08,140
BOTH: I wish I could switch places.
414
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:11,249
♪ ♪
415
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,119
♪ I'll tell you what we need to do... ♪
416
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,749
Well?
417
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,919
I'm still here. You?
418
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,319
- Same.
- That's too bad.
419
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,089
I really wanted to drive home.
420
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,620
[CHUCKLES]
421
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,590
- Can I anyway?
- Sure.
422
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,380
- Really?
- No. [LAUGHS]
423
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,410
♪ Hey! ♪
424
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,609
Please, can we keep her?
425
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,329
No, we cannot keep her.
426
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,039
We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon,
427
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,609
why can't I have Veronica?
428
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,779
I'm not participating
in this conversation.
429
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,649
We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom.
430
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,080
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Like a trade.
431
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,579
VERONICA: I'll get it, Mrs. Cooper.
432
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,239
Look how helpful she is. Come on!
433
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,400
Out.
434
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,559
What do you want?
435
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,520
Grab your stuff, your
mama wants you home.
436
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:57,460
Yeah, well, when she wants me
437
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,529
to come home, she can call me.
438
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:00,959
Damn it, Veronica.
439
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,429
I'm in no mood.
440
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:04,499
What's going on?
441
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,830
I'm taking her home.
442
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,299
She's not going anywhere with you.
443
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,639
[SCOFFS]
444
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,539
- What'd you say?
- Clint, stop.
445
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,179
You mind putting down my kid?
446
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:17,109
[LAUGHS] We were just playing around.
447
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:19,670
This is my mom's boyfriend, Clint.
448
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,149
Hello, Clint. What can we do for you?
449
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:25,119
I'm here to pick up Veronica.
450
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,789
Come on.
451
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,420
You want to go with this man?
452
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:31,390
No, sir.
453
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,270
You heard her.
454
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,999
Thanks for stopping by.
455
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,699
You really want to mess with me?
456
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,669
Sure.
457
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,639
Why not?
458
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,639
[THUDDING OUTSIDE]
459
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,679
What's going on out there?
460
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,479
- You might want to call the police.
- Why?
461
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,840
There's a bum sleeping
on our front porch.
462
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,470
[BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE]
463
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,310
What's this?
464
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,149
"Connie Tucker is proud to announce
465
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:13,639
that she is sweet on Dr.
John Sturgis and they are
466
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:17,440
[LAUGHS]: officially a romantic couple."
467
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,170
Oh, boy!
468
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,490
I'm back in business! [LAUGHS]