1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,880 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:06,388 --> 00:00:07,974 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:39,690 (MUSIC FADES) 4 00:01:39,773 --> 00:01:41,818 (BEACHGOERS CHATTERING) 5 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,415 (AMERICANS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 6 00:02:02,005 --> 00:02:03,983 AMERICAN 1: Anyways, I feel like I can't even go back 7 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:05,007 and get married to him. 8 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:07,510 Pretend like we never have to go back to America. 9 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,595 AMERICAN 2: I think so. 10 00:02:09,678 --> 00:02:12,348 - I know, I think... - Did you guys just get here? 11 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,349 Yeah, we... we just in flew this morning. 12 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:18,605 Oh, I'm so jealous. We leave in a few hours. 13 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:20,147 So, did you have a good time? 14 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:24,068 We had the best time. Have you guys been here before? 15 00:02:24,152 --> 00:02:25,153 No. 16 00:02:25,235 --> 00:02:28,281 The hotel's perfect, and the staff is excellent. 17 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:31,700 The food is amazing. 18 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:34,746 - I've heard. - And the wine. I mean... 19 00:02:34,829 --> 00:02:36,790 We are so excited. 20 00:02:36,872 --> 00:02:40,210 Italy's just so romantic. Oh, you're gonna die. 21 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:41,973 They're gonna have to drag you out of here. 22 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:43,796 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh, I'm sure. 23 00:02:45,422 --> 00:02:48,343 Well, I'm gonna get in the water one last time. 24 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:50,177 But... 25 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:52,055 you guys are gonna have such an amazing trip. 26 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,848 - Thank you. Nice to meet you. - Thanks. 27 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:55,408 - DAPHNE SULLIVAN: You too. - Safe travels. 28 00:02:55,432 --> 00:02:57,100 - Thanks. Bye! - AMERICANS: Bye! 29 00:02:59,354 --> 00:03:01,230 (WAVES CRASHING) 30 00:03:32,052 --> 00:03:33,555 Oh, what the fuck was that? 31 00:03:33,638 --> 00:03:35,181 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 32 00:03:36,557 --> 00:03:40,895 (GASPS) Holy fuck. Oh, my fucking God. 33 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:44,189 Holy fucking shit. 34 00:03:44,273 --> 00:03:50,070 Help! Help! Help! Help! 35 00:03:53,074 --> 00:03:54,617 Help! Help! 36 00:03:55,326 --> 00:03:56,660 Help! 37 00:03:56,743 --> 00:03:58,246 (MUSIC FADES) 38 00:03:58,329 --> 00:04:03,000 (REPORTERS CHATTERING IN ITALIAN) 39 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,045 Valentina. 40 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:09,632 (IN ITALIAN) 41 00:04:20,184 --> 00:04:21,435 (INHALES) 42 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,578 (SIREN WAILING) 43 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,706 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 44 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:49,213 - (COASTGUARD SPEAKING ITALIAN) - (CROWD MURMURING NERVOUSLY) 45 00:04:49,297 --> 00:04:51,466 OFFICER: (IN ENGLISH) You must stay behind there. 46 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,720 - (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) - (SIRENS WAILING) 47 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:56,930 (INDISTINCT NERVOUS CHATTER) 48 00:04:57,012 --> 00:05:00,307 - (SEAGULL SQUAWKING) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,773 (MUSIC SWELLS, FADES) 50 00:05:07,857 --> 00:05:12,987 ("A FAR L'AMORE COMINCIA TU" BY RAFFAELLA CARRÀ PLAYING) 51 00:05:20,035 --> 00:05:26,035 (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) 52 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:52,819 (SONG CONTINUES) 53 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:17,509 (SONG CONTINUES) 54 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:21,889 (SONG CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) 55 00:06:21,973 --> 00:06:23,391 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 56 00:06:23,473 --> 00:06:25,225 - Allora! - (GASPS) Oh. 57 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,559 Mia. 58 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,853 (SONG STOPS) 59 00:06:29,146 --> 00:06:30,146 Huh? 60 00:06:35,278 --> 00:06:36,319 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 61 00:06:41,908 --> 00:06:44,328 (BOTH SAYING GOODBYE IN ITALIAN) 62 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:45,413 - Sì! - (SONG RESUMES) 63 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:47,206 (CONVERSING IN ITALIAN) 64 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:51,418 - (SONG CONTINUES) - (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) 65 00:06:58,175 --> 00:07:00,093 (SONG CONTINUES) 66 00:07:04,682 --> 00:07:05,768 (SONG CONCLUDES) 67 00:07:21,115 --> 00:07:23,367 (GUESTS CHATTERING) 68 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:31,540 (SIGHS) 69 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,389 VALENTINA: Signori Di Grasso. 70 00:07:45,473 --> 00:07:47,516 (IN ENGLISH) Welcome to the White Lotus. 71 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,144 I am Valentina, the resort manager. 72 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:52,038 - BERT DI GRASSO: Ah. - How was your boat ride? 73 00:07:52,062 --> 00:07:53,648 It was bellissimo. 74 00:07:53,730 --> 00:07:56,567 I mean, I'm impressed that you are even here. 75 00:07:56,651 --> 00:07:57,776 Why are you impressed? 76 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,778 VALENTINA: It's a long trip from Los Angeles, 77 00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:02,115 and you are quite old, no? 78 00:08:02,197 --> 00:08:05,880 Anyway, Isabella here will take you up to the hotel... 79 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,039 And bring you to your beautiful rooms. 80 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:09,917 Can I offer you a glass of Prosecco? 81 00:08:09,999 --> 00:08:13,003 Oh. Thank you, dear. You're a sight for sore eyes. 82 00:08:13,087 --> 00:08:14,254 - (CHUCKLES) - Thank you. 83 00:08:14,338 --> 00:08:15,338 - Cheers. - ISABELLA: This way. 84 00:08:15,338 --> 00:08:16,338 - Thank you. - You like it? 85 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:17,758 DOMINIC DI GRASSO: Yeah. Thanks. 86 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:18,883 Hello, darling. 87 00:08:19,427 --> 00:08:20,427 Oh. 88 00:08:20,469 --> 00:08:21,761 (IN ITALIAN) 89 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,657 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) Hey. Welcome to Sicily. 90 00:08:23,681 --> 00:08:24,931 (IN ITALIAN) 91 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,143 (GASPS) 92 00:08:27,225 --> 00:08:29,025 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan. 93 00:08:29,061 --> 00:08:31,354 (IN ITALIAN) 94 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:33,816 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) You must be Mr. and Mrs. Spiller? 95 00:08:33,898 --> 00:08:35,151 (IN ITALIAN) 96 00:08:35,234 --> 00:08:36,795 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) How was your flight? 97 00:08:36,819 --> 00:08:38,111 - It was fine. - Yeah. 98 00:08:38,195 --> 00:08:39,427 But they did lose Cameron's bag in Rome. 99 00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:40,428 (INHALES DEEPLY) 100 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:44,766 Oh, never transfer through Rome. Fiumicino always loses bags. 101 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:45,769 BOTH: Oh. 102 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,521 You should have flown through Munich. 103 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:49,190 (CHUCKLES) 104 00:08:49,205 --> 00:08:50,683 - Thanks for the tip. - Yeah. Next time. 105 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:52,018 - You're welcome. - DAPHNE: Thank you. 106 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:54,420 Please, some Italian Prosecco? 107 00:08:54,503 --> 00:08:56,547 - Let's toast, people. - No, thanks. 108 00:08:56,629 --> 00:08:59,133 - I think I'll just wait. - Harper... You don't want one? 109 00:08:59,215 --> 00:09:00,801 No. I don't want one. (SIGHS) 110 00:09:00,884 --> 00:09:02,988 ETHAN SPILLER: They wanna do a toast. Can you hold the glass for me? 111 00:09:03,012 --> 00:09:04,447 HARPER SPILLER: I haven't eaten in six hours. 112 00:09:04,471 --> 00:09:06,825 - I don't need any more drinks. - Sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 113 00:09:06,849 --> 00:09:07,892 Just hold it. 114 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,079 - Sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - DAPHNE: That's okay. 115 00:09:11,103 --> 00:09:13,022 - Cheers. We made it. - Cheers. 116 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:15,733 VALENTINA: Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily. 117 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:16,901 Mm. Thank you. 118 00:09:16,984 --> 00:09:18,503 VALENTINA: If your bag will ever arrive, 119 00:09:18,527 --> 00:09:20,488 - we'll let you know right way. - Okay. 120 00:09:20,571 --> 00:09:21,864 If you believe in miracles. 121 00:09:21,946 --> 00:09:23,675 - (CHUCKLES) Okay, thank you. - (DAPHNE CHUCKLES) 122 00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:26,744 You're welcome. So, you don't like Prosecco? 123 00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:28,870 - No, no, it's fine. Thank you. - Yeah. 124 00:09:31,373 --> 00:09:34,167 - Okay. Okay. Thank you. - Okay, careful. 125 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,504 TANYA MCQUOID: Ah! Ah! (PANTS) Oh. 126 00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:38,839 VALENTINA: Mrs. McQuoid-Hunt! 127 00:09:38,922 --> 00:09:40,215 - TANYA: Ooh. - (IN ITALIAN) 128 00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:42,234 VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily. 129 00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:44,512 LUCIA: (IN ITALIAN) 130 00:09:44,595 --> 00:09:45,989 (IN ENGLISH) You guys just really... 131 00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:48,098 Just pull out all the stops. You really do. 132 00:09:48,181 --> 00:09:50,392 Whenever I stay at a White Lotus, 133 00:09:50,475 --> 00:09:53,436 I always have a memorable time. Always. 134 00:09:53,521 --> 00:09:55,523 And you are in our Blossom Circle. 135 00:09:55,605 --> 00:09:57,816 So, you are very important to us. 136 00:09:57,899 --> 00:10:00,902 Mm. But I was a Petal, 137 00:10:00,985 --> 00:10:03,947 and I've worked my way up to Blossom. Yeah. 138 00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:07,993 You know that your husband is already here? 139 00:10:08,076 --> 00:10:09,662 Good. Because... (SCOFFS) 140 00:10:09,744 --> 00:10:11,622 He hasn't been responding to my texts. 141 00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:13,206 Shall we? 142 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:15,917 Yeah, okay. Okay, Portia, do you get service here? 143 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,686 PORTIA: Yeah, I think we both have full service. 144 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,648 TANYA: Maybe we could take it to AT&T or something. 145 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:22,090 ("BOCCA DI ROSA" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) 146 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:25,427 (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) 147 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,981 (SONG CONTINUES) 148 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:02,505 (SONG CONCLUDES) 149 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:04,340 (GASPS, IN ENGLISH) Wow. 150 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,759 This hotel is so cool. 151 00:11:06,844 --> 00:11:08,279 ROCCO: Well, originally, it was a convent. 152 00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:09,930 Honey, check out this view. 153 00:11:10,013 --> 00:11:13,683 - Whoa. Is that a volcano? - CAMERON SULLIVAN: Mount Etna. 154 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,811 Hey, what is with these head things? 155 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:17,312 We keep seeing them everywhere. 156 00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:18,605 Testa di Moro. 157 00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:20,874 - ETHAN: Testa di Moro? - ROCCO: Yeah. Well, the story is 158 00:11:20,898 --> 00:11:24,695 a Moor came here a long time ago and seduced a local girl. 159 00:11:24,777 --> 00:11:27,739 But then she found out that he had a wife 160 00:11:27,822 --> 00:11:29,282 and children back home. 161 00:11:29,365 --> 00:11:30,451 (CLICKS TONGUE, GROANS) 162 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:33,244 So, because he lied to her, she cut his head off. 163 00:11:33,329 --> 00:11:34,455 - ETHAN: Oh. - Jesus. 164 00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:36,224 So if you put one of those outside of your house, 165 00:11:36,248 --> 00:11:37,291 what are you saying? 166 00:11:37,374 --> 00:11:39,101 If you come into my house, don't fuck my wife. 167 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,252 - (LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) 168 00:11:40,335 --> 00:11:41,646 DAPHNE: It's a warning to husbands, babe. 169 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,523 Screw around and you'll end up buried in the garden. 170 00:11:43,547 --> 00:11:45,423 - Uh-oh. - Oh, before I forget. 171 00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:47,133 I'll show you a special feature. 172 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:48,969 - CAMERON: Cool. - If I open this door, 173 00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:50,470 you can connect the two rooms. 174 00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:51,781 - Should I show you? - Oh! Yeah, cool. 175 00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:53,556 No, no, that's okay. I doubt we'll use that. 176 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:57,186 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 177 00:11:57,268 --> 00:11:58,979 - (EXHALES DEEPLY) - Okay. 178 00:12:00,313 --> 00:12:02,523 I mean, it's possible at some point. I don't know. 179 00:12:02,608 --> 00:12:04,234 It's good to have the option, yeah? 180 00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:05,360 - DAPHNE: Yeah. - Yeah. 181 00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,028 ETHAN: You never know. 182 00:12:09,156 --> 00:12:11,115 - Guys, we did it! - (GIGGLES) Yeah! 183 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,218 Come on! We're finally here! 184 00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:13,637 We've been talking about this forever. 185 00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:15,263 - This is awesome. - DAPHNE: Oh! I'm so happy we're here. 186 00:12:15,287 --> 00:12:16,997 - It's gonna be great. - CAMERON: Yeah. 187 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,080 Yeah, totally. 188 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,436 - Let me show you your rooms. - BOTH: Yeah! 189 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:23,812 - ROCCO: Let's go. - (HARPER CLEARS THROAT) 190 00:12:23,836 --> 00:12:25,273 - You go first. - ETHAN: All right, guys. See you later. 191 00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:27,423 - Yeah. See you. - (DOOR OPENS) 192 00:12:27,508 --> 00:12:28,801 (SIGHS) 193 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,760 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (ETHAN BREATHES DEEPLY) 194 00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:32,805 What? 195 00:12:33,138 --> 00:12:34,389 (SCOFFS) 196 00:12:37,475 --> 00:12:39,478 BERT: Oh. I should tell you. 197 00:12:39,561 --> 00:12:41,729 Both my parents were born in Sicily. 198 00:12:41,813 --> 00:12:43,470 - Oh. - Yeah, they came to the States as children. 199 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:47,235 Yeah, so we are Sicilian, just like you. 200 00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:49,404 Although I'm not from Sicily. I am from Milan. 201 00:12:49,488 --> 00:12:51,657 Oh, you do have more of a Northern look. 202 00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:55,827 Beautiful hazel eyes. Wonderful smile. (CHUCKLES) 203 00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:58,705 - (GIGGLES) You're very kind. - BERT: You must be very popular. 204 00:12:58,788 --> 00:13:00,249 (CHUCKLES) 205 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:02,584 - DOMINIC: All right, Dad. - BERT: Ah. 206 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:06,337 Anyway, we're here because we're gonna visit the town 207 00:13:06,422 --> 00:13:07,840 - my grandmother's from. - Oh! 208 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:11,218 It's a little town, uh, Testa dell'Acqua. 209 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,970 Yeah, that sounds very special. 210 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:14,638 (BERT FARTS) 211 00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:22,311 Hopefully, um, we can find some people there 212 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:23,938 who can speak English, you know, 213 00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:26,108 maybe help us track down some distant relatives. 214 00:13:26,191 --> 00:13:27,791 'Cause we definitely don't speak Italian. 215 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:30,278 - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Oh, you should come, Isabella. 216 00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:33,364 You could be our translator. We need you. 217 00:13:33,449 --> 00:13:34,657 - Dad. - BERT: Hmm? 218 00:13:34,742 --> 00:13:36,576 Leave her alone. We'll take it from here. 219 00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:37,994 Okay, thank you. 220 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:39,830 Shall I show you how to close the curtains? 221 00:13:39,912 --> 00:13:41,456 There's a button over there on the... 222 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,808 That's okay. We'll figure it out. 223 00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:45,168 I'd like to know. Where is this button, Isabella? 224 00:13:45,252 --> 00:13:48,213 Dad! I'm gonna help you find it, okay? 225 00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:51,300 - Thank you very, very much. - Thank you. Thank you very much. 226 00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:53,092 - Thank you. - You're very lovely. 227 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,177 Thank you. 228 00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:56,305 They are lucky to have you working here. 229 00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:58,474 - (ISABELLA CHUCKLING) - BERT: Be our translator... 230 00:13:58,556 --> 00:13:59,975 (DOOR SLAMMING SHUT) 231 00:14:00,057 --> 00:14:02,853 You slammed the door in that poor girl's face! 232 00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,772 You were harassing her. 233 00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:08,108 - How? I was not. - You kinda were. And farting. 234 00:14:09,276 --> 00:14:10,319 It's the Prosecco. 235 00:14:10,402 --> 00:14:11,879 Okay. Albie and I are gonna go to our rooms. 236 00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:14,114 We'll come back for you in a bit. You gonna be okay? 237 00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:15,615 - Uh... - Great. (SIGHS) 238 00:14:17,743 --> 00:14:20,244 - (EXHALES) - (SIGHS) 239 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,999 - Why did we do this? - (DOOR CLOSES) 240 00:14:25,082 --> 00:14:30,004 It's nice, Dad. It's a nice thing to do. 241 00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:32,715 I got a migraine. I'm gonna go lay down. 242 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,887 Okay. Well, I'm probably gonna head down to the pool. 243 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:40,306 Um, and then what time did you wanna meet up for... 244 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:46,437 (TENSE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 245 00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:50,024 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 246 00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:53,570 (WATER BURBLING) 247 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,832 VALENTINA: The most ancient art is 14th century. 248 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,252 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah. (GASPS) Oh. 249 00:15:08,335 --> 00:15:11,003 - Your missing husband is here. - (GASPS) Oh! 250 00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:13,382 - Oh, ho! - TANYA: Hey. 251 00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:15,508 Hi! 252 00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:17,736 - How was the flight? Mm. - TANYA: I missed you so much. 253 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,053 (KISSES) 254 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:23,057 Hey, uh, yeah, you know I texted you a bunch of times. 255 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,350 And you never texted me back. 256 00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,978 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 257 00:15:26,061 --> 00:15:28,021 We just had a flare-up at work, it was... 258 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,523 Shall I show you your room, or... 259 00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:32,734 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 260 00:15:32,817 --> 00:15:34,485 What the hell is she doing here? 261 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:35,571 What? 262 00:15:35,653 --> 00:15:38,072 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 263 00:15:38,156 --> 00:15:40,951 (SIGHS) Yeah, uh, well, look. 264 00:15:41,659 --> 00:15:42,786 I'm traveling by myself... 265 00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:45,288 You bring your assistant to a vacation with your husband? 266 00:15:45,372 --> 00:15:48,457 Anything you need, I'll be there. Okay? 267 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,269 Well, I just don't know what the big deal is. 268 00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:51,812 I mean, I don't know why you're so bothered. 269 00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:52,963 Because I said no! 270 00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:58,092 Because it's supposed to be romantic. 271 00:15:58,176 --> 00:16:02,096 Because it's a vacation, in Sicily, for us. 272 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,264 I mean it's... 273 00:16:03,348 --> 00:16:05,033 (SIGHS SHARPLY) I mean, it's not like she's, like, 274 00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:06,935 gonna be in our bed and stuff, you know? 275 00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:09,687 - I mean, she has her own room. - Tanya. 276 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,733 Get rid of her. 277 00:16:12,816 --> 00:16:15,359 All right, I'll get rid of her. I'll get rid of her. All right? 278 00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:16,945 - All right. - Put her on a plane. 279 00:16:19,281 --> 00:16:21,992 TANYA: Hey. Um... 280 00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,287 You're gonna have to get lost. 281 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,666 Okay. Yeah. 282 00:16:29,749 --> 00:16:33,045 So, what do you mean? I'd see you in a week, then? 283 00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,379 No, no, no, no. I want you to stay... stay close, 284 00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:37,798 'cause I might need you. But just lay low 285 00:16:37,883 --> 00:16:40,427 and... and not come out of your room. Okay? 286 00:16:40,509 --> 00:16:41,928 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 287 00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:43,971 I gotta go. I gotta go! 288 00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:48,518 I did it. I did it. 289 00:16:50,061 --> 00:16:51,061 Oh. Hi, Portia. 290 00:16:51,104 --> 00:16:52,624 - Do you want a drink? - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 291 00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:53,856 TANYA: I'm hungry. 292 00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:57,152 GREG HUNT: Well, we have these little... little things here. 293 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:58,475 HARPER: I just think it's like, 294 00:16:58,527 --> 00:17:00,739 you sold your company, you got rich, 295 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:03,617 and now he's your best friend? That's just... 296 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,284 Are you taking that side of the bed? 297 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:07,119 I always sleep on that side. 298 00:17:07,204 --> 00:17:09,121 Okay. Which is it a big deal? 299 00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:11,207 Yeah, I wanna sleep on my side of the bed. 300 00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:17,214 Okay. (EXHALES) I'll sleep over there. 301 00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:18,548 (MUSIC FADES) 302 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:20,384 HARPER: Yeah, I think that's better. 303 00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:25,554 Also, they're so touchy-feely. Right? 304 00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:29,016 Like, do you notice that? It feels performative. 305 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,727 - Like, who does that? - Happily married couples? 306 00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:34,481 HARPER: Couples that have been married for five years? 307 00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:36,023 No way. It feels fake. 308 00:17:36,108 --> 00:17:37,609 You're so quick to judge people. 309 00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:40,821 Yeah, people that brag about taking helicopters to the Hamptons 310 00:17:40,904 --> 00:17:42,947 and being friends with Jeff Bezos. I mean... 311 00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:44,616 Look, Cameron is the kinda guy who, 312 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:46,219 if you can put up with him for five minutes, 313 00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:48,704 you can put up with him forever. He is consistent. 314 00:17:48,786 --> 00:17:49,870 A consistent douche? 315 00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:53,207 Yeah. He's crazy, it's funny. 316 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:57,878 - Was he like that in college? - Way worse. 317 00:17:57,963 --> 00:17:59,548 Why were you even friends with him? 318 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,902 We weren't friends, we were roommates. 319 00:18:02,926 --> 00:18:04,427 And then, you know how it is. 320 00:18:04,511 --> 00:18:07,347 You kind of become friends, and now we're friends. 321 00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:11,435 (SIGHS) 322 00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:15,897 At some point, he is gonna approach you 323 00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:17,773 with some kind of money-making scheme 324 00:18:17,858 --> 00:18:20,735 or some kind of favor or something. 325 00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:22,299 There's a reason they invited us here. 326 00:18:24,031 --> 00:18:27,242 Well, that's my prediction. So, we'll see. 327 00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,619 Can you just please try to make an effort? 328 00:18:29,703 --> 00:18:31,830 Or else this is gonna be a very awkward week. 329 00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:34,541 When do I ever make things awkward? 330 00:18:38,044 --> 00:18:39,479 PORTIA: Could you put these... These are hers. 331 00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:42,299 Just put them on the couch or the... anywhere. Thank you. 332 00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,259 Grazie! Thank you! 333 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:46,927 (SIGHS) 334 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680 (SIGHS) 335 00:18:52,184 --> 00:18:54,101 - (PHONE RINGING) - (CHUCKLES) 336 00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:57,938 (BOTH CONVERSING IN ITALIAN) 337 00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:02,319 (ROCCO AND ISABELLA CONTINUE CONVERSING) 338 00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:20,753 Hey! 339 00:19:24,174 --> 00:19:25,884 (INHALES) 340 00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:36,976 (INHALES) 341 00:19:55,121 --> 00:19:57,081 (ANGRILY) 342 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,127 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 343 00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:14,850 (LINE RINGING) 344 00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:16,201 ABBY: (OVER PHONE, IN ENGLISH) What? 345 00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:18,853 (INHALES) Well, we got here in one piece. 346 00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:20,355 My dad's not in the best shape 347 00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:22,357 and he's already getting on my nerves, but... 348 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,775 ABBY: (GROANS) I'm in the middle of something, Dom, okay? 349 00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:26,194 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 350 00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:28,029 (INHALES SHARPLY) Um, well... 351 00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:30,782 I was thinking of you. You know? 352 00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:33,493 We planned this together and I, uh, 353 00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,078 just really wish you were here. 354 00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:38,290 ABBY: Yeah, right. Okay. Whatever, Dom. 355 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:39,875 No. Not whatever. 356 00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:42,668 ABBY: Yes, whatever. Just fuck off! 357 00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:44,838 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 358 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,299 Okay. Um, 359 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,466 listen, Cara is not answering my calls. 360 00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:51,636 ABBY: Well, she doesn't want to talk to you, so, 361 00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,013 I... I don't know. 362 00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:55,389 Well, you should encourage her to talk to me. 363 00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:58,350 ABBY: You know what? I'm not getting involved in that. 364 00:20:58,435 --> 00:21:00,352 But you are getting involved, 365 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:02,731 or why else would she be mad at me? 366 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:05,483 ABBY: Because of this latest fucking bullshit, Dom! 367 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:09,654 And everything else over the last ten fucking years! 368 00:21:09,737 --> 00:21:11,947 Do you really think you should be telling her all this? 369 00:21:12,032 --> 00:21:13,073 ABBY: Why not? 370 00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:15,869 I have nothing to be ashamed of! And I'm honest. 371 00:21:15,952 --> 00:21:18,370 I don't keep fucking secrets from my family! 372 00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:20,456 You should try it sometime! 373 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,792 Well, Albie's here. He's not upset. 374 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:24,668 ABBY: Yes, he fucking is! 375 00:21:24,753 --> 00:21:26,963 He's just... he just doesn't want to fight you. 376 00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:29,340 He's a sweet, sensitive young man. 377 00:21:29,424 --> 00:21:31,592 And I honestly don't know how it happened. 378 00:21:31,676 --> 00:21:33,344 Sure as hell didn't get it from you. 379 00:21:33,427 --> 00:21:35,096 Okay. Jesus. Um... 380 00:21:36,973 --> 00:21:40,060 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. 381 00:21:40,142 --> 00:21:41,727 (INHALES) And I still love you... 382 00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:44,731 ABBY: Shut the fuck up, Dom. 383 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:48,734 Shut up with the fucking sorrys already, okay? Enough! 384 00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:50,861 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Okay. 385 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:53,615 I'll let you know how it all goes. 386 00:21:53,697 --> 00:21:55,742 ABBY: I don't fucking care, Dom! 387 00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:57,660 I've wasted enough of my life. 388 00:21:57,744 --> 00:22:00,246 (QUAVERING) I don't want you calling me anymore! 389 00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:05,001 Oh, my God, please. It's fucking done! Okay? 390 00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:07,753 Leave me alone. Seriously! Fuck you! 391 00:22:07,837 --> 00:22:11,340 Go fuck yourself. You fucking piece of fucking shit! (SOBS) 392 00:22:11,424 --> 00:22:12,884 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 393 00:22:17,179 --> 00:22:21,475 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 394 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:24,521 (DREAMY CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 395 00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:28,858 (SEAGULL SQUAWKS) 396 00:22:29,818 --> 00:22:34,488 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 397 00:22:48,253 --> 00:22:49,503 (MUSIC FADES) 398 00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:53,716 This is such a fucked situation. I feel like I've just been stuck 399 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,136 at home, just doom-scrolling on my phone 400 00:22:56,218 --> 00:22:57,218 the last three years, 401 00:22:57,219 --> 00:22:59,097 and I finally get out of there... 402 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:00,448 (SMACKS LIPS) and I'm in Italy, 403 00:23:00,473 --> 00:23:02,684 and she just told me that I have to stay in my room 404 00:23:02,766 --> 00:23:03,767 the whole time! 405 00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:04,972 They're both fucking psycho. 406 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,187 It's fucked! Like, the job is a joke! 407 00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:10,233 - SARAH: (OVER PHONE) Then quit. - She's a f... She's a mess. 408 00:23:10,317 --> 00:23:12,319 She's a miserable mess. 409 00:23:12,401 --> 00:23:14,236 If I had a half a billion dollars, 410 00:23:14,321 --> 00:23:16,990 I would not be miserable. I would be enjoying my life! 411 00:23:17,072 --> 00:23:21,910 It's... so unfair, and I'm so tired. (SNIFFLES) 412 00:23:21,994 --> 00:23:23,830 SARAH: Oh, don't worry about her. 413 00:23:23,913 --> 00:23:25,331 Just go get some dick. 414 00:23:25,415 --> 00:23:29,043 (GROANS) I know! That's... I know! That's what I... 415 00:23:29,127 --> 00:23:31,795 That's what I wanted. I wanna do... 416 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:33,881 get thrown around by some hot Italian guy, 417 00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:36,634 and now I'm just gonna be sitting in my room eating pasta. 418 00:23:36,717 --> 00:23:38,719 The menu's all pasta! I'm gonna be so bloated. 419 00:23:38,802 --> 00:23:41,764 - This sucks. (SNIFFLES) - SARAH: Oh, shit. Portia. 420 00:23:41,848 --> 00:23:44,350 - Portia, I gotta get to work. - Oh, right. Okay. 421 00:23:44,892 --> 00:23:45,892 SARAH: Love you. 422 00:23:45,935 --> 00:23:47,561 - Love you. Text you later. - SARAH: Bye! 423 00:23:47,645 --> 00:23:49,397 Bye. (SNIFFLES) 424 00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:52,192 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 425 00:23:57,071 --> 00:23:58,740 (SNIFFLES) 426 00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:01,218 CAMERON: Hey, Harper, I just realized. 427 00:24:01,242 --> 00:24:03,119 I know someone that knows you from law school. 428 00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:06,580 Uh, Kevin Kourepenos. He actually says hi. 429 00:24:06,664 --> 00:24:07,956 Do you want me to say hi? 430 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:11,252 Yeah, yeah, sure. Um, tell him I said hi, 431 00:24:11,336 --> 00:24:13,879 and congrats on not getting disbarred. 432 00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:16,049 (ALL CHUCKLE) 433 00:24:16,131 --> 00:24:18,134 Okay. (SNIFFS) I'll tell him. 434 00:24:19,177 --> 00:24:21,471 So, you do employment law. So interesting. 435 00:24:21,553 --> 00:24:23,932 - HARPER: Mm-hmm. - What is that exactly? 436 00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:25,766 Um, we, you know, 437 00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:28,227 we take on clients that are suing their employers 438 00:24:28,311 --> 00:24:31,022 for discrimination, sexual harassment, 439 00:24:31,106 --> 00:24:33,358 wrongful termination, stuff like that. 440 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,443 DAPHNE: Amazing. 441 00:24:35,526 --> 00:24:37,254 - What? What is that face? - CAMERON: No, no, no. 442 00:24:37,278 --> 00:24:38,405 Nothing. Just, um... 443 00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:40,156 (SIGHS) We've been dealing 444 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,117 with a bunch of bogus claims lately. 445 00:24:42,199 --> 00:24:43,993 - I mean, everyone has. - HARPER: Ah! Hmm. 446 00:24:44,077 --> 00:24:45,619 I mean, even when they have zero merit 447 00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,996 and they get thrown out in summary judgment, 448 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,916 you still have to go through all the depos 449 00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:52,001 and the internal investigations. 450 00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:53,293 It's a total time suck. 451 00:24:53,378 --> 00:24:55,588 Not to mention a huge waste of money. I mean... 452 00:24:55,671 --> 00:24:56,671 (SCOFFS) God. 453 00:24:57,173 --> 00:24:58,590 HARPER: Mm. 454 00:24:58,675 --> 00:25:00,592 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 455 00:25:01,511 --> 00:25:03,053 (CHUCKLES) 456 00:25:03,138 --> 00:25:04,805 Well, they're not all bogus. 457 00:25:04,888 --> 00:25:06,569 - No. (SIGHS) - CAMERON: No! God, no. Fuck. 458 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,684 Of course they're not. 459 00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,452 (SMACKS LIPS) Harper, no, of course they're not. 460 00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:11,020 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. It's fine. 461 00:25:11,103 --> 00:25:12,103 CAMERON: Sorry. 462 00:25:13,148 --> 00:25:14,148 All good. 463 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,818 (INHALES) I bet you're really tough. 464 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,171 I bet your clients are really happy 465 00:25:19,195 --> 00:25:20,213 to have you in their corner. 466 00:25:20,237 --> 00:25:22,448 Yeah. God, wouldn't wanna mess with you. 467 00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:25,075 She's like the star of her firm. Wins every case. 468 00:25:25,159 --> 00:25:26,494 DAPHNE: Of course you are. 469 00:25:29,664 --> 00:25:31,206 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 470 00:25:35,794 --> 00:25:36,963 (MUSIC FADES) 471 00:25:37,045 --> 00:25:38,046 Are you okay? 472 00:25:38,130 --> 00:25:39,590 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 473 00:25:39,674 --> 00:25:41,634 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. 474 00:25:41,717 --> 00:25:43,636 I... I just am dealing with some... (INHALES) 475 00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:44,719 Work stuff. 476 00:25:44,762 --> 00:25:47,432 It's... (EXHALES) It's nothing. It's dumb... 477 00:25:47,514 --> 00:25:49,225 Thank you for asking. 478 00:25:52,561 --> 00:25:55,648 I think I saw you and your cute grandfather 479 00:25:55,732 --> 00:25:56,772 on the boat on the way in. 480 00:25:56,815 --> 00:25:58,535 - Yeah. I... I saw you, too. - PORTIA: Yeah. 481 00:25:59,651 --> 00:26:01,196 - I'm Portia. - Albie. 482 00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:02,655 - PORTIA: Hey. Yeah. - Hey. 483 00:26:07,202 --> 00:26:09,454 - Where are you from? - Los Angeles. 484 00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:11,705 - PORTIA: Cool. - Yeah. What about you? 485 00:26:11,789 --> 00:26:13,123 San Francisco. 486 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:15,584 I love San Francisco. It's beautiful. 487 00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:19,088 Yeah. Yeah. 488 00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:21,174 I... I actually spent a lot of time there 489 00:26:21,256 --> 00:26:22,675 because I went to a school nearby. 490 00:26:22,759 --> 00:26:24,302 PORTIA: Oh, yeah? What school? 491 00:26:24,385 --> 00:26:27,429 I... went to... Stanford. 492 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:31,059 Don't be so ashamed. 493 00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:34,478 Wha... I... I'm not, it's just... 494 00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:37,314 (CHUCKLES) I went to Chico State, so... 495 00:26:37,398 --> 00:26:38,524 Oh, cool. 496 00:26:39,234 --> 00:26:40,944 Yeah. "Cool." 497 00:26:42,904 --> 00:26:44,071 - Cool. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 498 00:26:45,322 --> 00:26:48,368 - PORTIA: Uh, what do you do now? - Um, for work? 499 00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:49,450 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 500 00:26:49,451 --> 00:26:51,744 I... I act... I work for this company 501 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:53,413 that does urban planning consulting. 502 00:26:53,455 --> 00:26:54,455 Hmm. 503 00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:56,624 I'm just an intern at this point, so... 504 00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:58,669 So you can go on vacation for a week 505 00:26:58,753 --> 00:27:01,714 - and no one gives a shit. - (CHUCKLES) Basically. Yeah. 506 00:27:03,632 --> 00:27:05,802 Oh. There's your grandfather. 507 00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,719 (CHUCKLES) He's truly such an adorable man. 508 00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:10,889 Yeah. He's a lot... 509 00:27:10,974 --> 00:27:14,101 My dad and I brought him here because we're Sicilian... 510 00:27:14,185 --> 00:27:15,895 Or we have Sicilian heritage. 511 00:27:15,978 --> 00:27:17,938 Um, our last name's Di Grasso. 512 00:27:18,022 --> 00:27:21,900 And we're taking him to the town where his, um, 513 00:27:21,984 --> 00:27:24,070 grandmother was born. 514 00:27:25,405 --> 00:27:28,616 Cool. That's... so nice. 515 00:27:28,699 --> 00:27:30,158 - (BERT YELPS) - Oh, my God! 516 00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:31,535 Your grandfather just fell! 517 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,413 Oh, no. 518 00:27:33,495 --> 00:27:34,553 ALBIE DI GRASSO: Nonno! Nonno, are you okay? 519 00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:35,554 (BERT GROANS) 520 00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:36,555 - Huh? - You okay? 521 00:27:36,556 --> 00:27:38,141 - Yeah, no, no. I'm fine. I... - Sir? 522 00:27:38,142 --> 00:27:39,393 (CHUCKLES) I tripped. 523 00:27:39,394 --> 00:27:40,915 - Did you hit your head or anything? - PORTIA: Oh, my gosh. 524 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,143 - No, no. No, no. - Your hand, it's... 525 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:43,547 - It's fine, it's fine. - Are you okay? 526 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,757 Uh, oh, no, darling, thank you. 527 00:27:45,841 --> 00:27:47,718 - Hello. (EXHALES) - PORTIA: Hi. 528 00:27:47,802 --> 00:27:49,262 Are you... are you sure you're good? 529 00:27:49,344 --> 00:27:51,198 - (BERT SCOFFS) - I mean, I'm so sorry you fell. 530 00:27:51,222 --> 00:27:53,062 Just came to see the view, I mean... (CHUCKLES) 531 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:54,451 Yeah, I'll... I'll walk with you, Nonno. 532 00:27:54,475 --> 00:27:56,555 - There's a good view this way. Come on. - Huh? Okay. 533 00:27:57,061 --> 00:27:58,061 Oh, my hat. 534 00:27:58,062 --> 00:27:59,246 ALBIE: Oh, I'll get... Yeah. Oh. 535 00:27:59,247 --> 00:28:00,267 - PORTIA: Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) 536 00:28:00,273 --> 00:28:01,273 - Here you go. - Okay. 537 00:28:01,274 --> 00:28:02,417 Uh, maybe I'll see you around. 538 00:28:02,418 --> 00:28:04,378 - Yeah. Yeah, I'll... I'm just... - Okay. 539 00:28:04,444 --> 00:28:05,903 (CHUCKLES) No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 540 00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:07,506 - Gonna get a drink. - Who's the girl? 541 00:28:07,571 --> 00:28:09,371 ("AMURI AMURI" BY OTELLO PROFAZIO PLAYING) 542 00:28:09,407 --> 00:28:12,200 (SINGER SINGING IN SICILIAN) 543 00:28:22,878 --> 00:28:23,963 (EXHALES) 544 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:26,299 (IN ENGLISH) Hi. 545 00:28:29,593 --> 00:28:31,763 (SONG CONTINUES) 546 00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:43,733 (GIGGLES) 547 00:28:57,205 --> 00:29:00,041 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 548 00:29:03,168 --> 00:29:04,169 Right now? 549 00:29:14,263 --> 00:29:15,473 Hey, where you going? 550 00:29:15,555 --> 00:29:17,475 Oh, don't you want me to wash up first? 551 00:29:17,558 --> 00:29:19,142 - (SONG CONCLUDES) - It's hot out! 552 00:29:19,226 --> 00:29:20,770 I got swamp crotch. 553 00:29:23,689 --> 00:29:25,440 Yeah. (CHUCKLES, INHALES) 554 00:29:26,484 --> 00:29:28,610 God, he's always thinking of me. 555 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:32,029 HARPER: Totally disregard my text about the Ambien. 556 00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,074 I have located my Ambien. 557 00:29:34,157 --> 00:29:35,969 - Oh, my gosh! I'm so glad. - HARPER: Thank God. (CHUCKLES) 558 00:29:35,993 --> 00:29:38,370 'Cause we don't have any, so I'm sorry about that. 559 00:29:38,454 --> 00:29:40,706 Oh. Really? You guys don't take sleeping pills? 560 00:29:40,790 --> 00:29:42,082 DAPHNE: No. 561 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:44,042 - Ever? - CAMERON: Nope. 562 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:46,378 - You have trouble sleeping? - HARPER: Mm. 563 00:29:46,462 --> 00:29:47,730 - ETHAN: Mm-hmm. - (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 564 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:49,256 CAMERON: Why? Why can't you sleep? 565 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,091 Just, like work stuff? 566 00:29:53,136 --> 00:29:55,679 Yeah, but also just... (SIGHS) 567 00:29:55,763 --> 00:29:58,014 I don't know, just everything that's going on... 568 00:29:58,099 --> 00:29:59,739 - (CHUCKLES)... in the world. - (CHUCKLES) 569 00:30:01,852 --> 00:30:03,271 What do you mean? What's going on? 570 00:30:06,107 --> 00:30:08,400 Oh, I don't know. Just, like, the end of the world. 571 00:30:08,484 --> 00:30:12,155 - Oh. No, Harper! (CHUCKLES) - CAMERON: (CHUCKLING) Oh, come on! 572 00:30:12,237 --> 00:30:13,841 The world's not ending, it's not that bad. 573 00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:15,843 Honestly, Cam and I don't even watch the news anymore. 574 00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:16,867 CAMERON: Yeah. 575 00:30:16,868 --> 00:30:18,621 - You don't follow the news? - DAPHNE: No. 576 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:20,663 - What? - Like, I'm just so over 577 00:30:20,746 --> 00:30:21,986 the whole news cycle, you know? 578 00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:23,541 It's... it's like, gimme a break. 579 00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:25,184 DAPHNE: They're just trying to freak everybody out. 580 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:28,087 Yeah. They're just polarizing society by making us 581 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:30,089 glued to their apocalyptic soap opera, you know? 582 00:30:30,173 --> 00:30:32,550 - It's like... (SCOFFS) - Yeah. And even if it was 583 00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:33,926 as bad as they say it is, 584 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,461 I mean what can you really do, you know? 585 00:30:35,462 --> 00:30:36,462 Right. 586 00:30:36,463 --> 00:30:38,466 We vote, we donate money. You can't obsess. 587 00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:40,713 - Did you vote, babe? Be honest. - I did. 588 00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:42,935 (CHUCKLES) Doesn't matter. 589 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:45,521 - (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) - I voted. Didn't I? 590 00:30:45,604 --> 00:30:49,108 - CAMERON: I don't think you did. - I think I did. I did. 591 00:30:49,192 --> 00:30:50,484 CAMERON: I don't know. 592 00:30:50,568 --> 00:30:54,237 Mm. Okay, so you guys don't watch the news. 593 00:30:54,321 --> 00:30:58,618 Um... What do you do, like, all day? 594 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,869 Oh. Well, I mean, I'm... I'm home with the kids. 595 00:31:00,953 --> 00:31:03,080 - I mean, mostly. Yep. - Oh, right. Of course. Right. 596 00:31:03,164 --> 00:31:04,706 We do a lot of Dateline. 597 00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:08,418 I love it. Husbands murdering their wives. 598 00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:10,670 - (CHUCKLES) - Happens a lot on vacation. 599 00:31:11,214 --> 00:31:12,298 Scuba diving. 600 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:15,176 He'll just unplug her oxygen while she's underwater. 601 00:31:16,343 --> 00:31:17,719 Happens more than you think. 602 00:31:19,597 --> 00:31:20,932 Why... why are you looking at me? 603 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,534 Why are we all looking at you? (CHUCKLES) 604 00:31:22,558 --> 00:31:24,060 - (ETHAN AND DAPHNE CHUCKLE) - Yeah. 605 00:31:24,142 --> 00:31:26,896 DAPHNE: Cameron really likes to watch macho reality TV. 606 00:31:26,978 --> 00:31:28,248 The guys are really ugly. (GASPS) 607 00:31:28,272 --> 00:31:31,692 Oh, my God. That sounds so bad, but they are. 608 00:31:31,775 --> 00:31:33,235 Honey, the people on Dateline 609 00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:34,695 aren't exactly attractive either. 610 00:31:35,696 --> 00:31:37,197 At least they're murdering each other. 611 00:31:37,907 --> 00:31:39,825 What do you watch, Ethan? 612 00:31:39,908 --> 00:31:42,869 Uh, what do we watch? Like, documentaries. 613 00:31:45,956 --> 00:31:47,875 - Ted Lasso, sometimes. - (GASPS) 614 00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:49,268 - We love Ted Lasso. - Love Ted Lasso. Gotta. 615 00:31:49,292 --> 00:31:50,562 - HARPER: Mm. - ETHAN: Oh, you like it? 616 00:31:50,586 --> 00:31:51,688 - Yeah, man. - Yes, of course. 617 00:31:51,712 --> 00:31:52,792 - So likable, right? - Yeah. 618 00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:54,066 - I don't watch Ted Lasso. - DAPHNE: No? 619 00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:56,300 - Yeah, such a good guy. - Yeah. 620 00:31:56,384 --> 00:31:58,528 So much content now. It's like there's billions of shows, 621 00:31:58,552 --> 00:31:59,846 everyone's trying to keep up. 622 00:31:59,928 --> 00:32:00,928 It's kinda suffocating, honestly. Yeah. 623 00:32:00,929 --> 00:32:01,929 HARPER: Too much. 624 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,648 It's too much. It's like we're all 625 00:32:03,649 --> 00:32:04,949 entertaining each other while the world burns, right? 626 00:32:05,517 --> 00:32:07,770 We're all just zombies, you know, like... (GROANS) 627 00:32:07,853 --> 00:32:08,896 HARPER: Hmm. 628 00:32:12,315 --> 00:32:13,609 I love a binge. 629 00:32:15,485 --> 00:32:16,821 I don't. Yeah... 630 00:32:16,904 --> 00:32:18,906 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) - (CLICKS TONGUE) Anyway. 631 00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:20,907 Okey do key. Well... (SIGHS) 632 00:32:20,992 --> 00:32:22,827 If I can't get a swim in, 633 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:26,414 I may as well get a tan, right? (GROANS) 634 00:32:26,496 --> 00:32:28,456 Hey, you know you can just borrow one of my suits. 635 00:32:28,498 --> 00:32:30,126 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd love a swim-in. 636 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,543 - That'd be great. - ETHAN: Yeah? 637 00:32:31,627 --> 00:32:33,521 Weren't you gonna go up to get some sunscreen anyway? 638 00:32:33,545 --> 00:32:35,315 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, yeah. - You could grab it for him. 639 00:32:35,339 --> 00:32:37,132 Oh, yeah. I'll come up with you actually, 640 00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:39,552 'cause I gotta change into it anyway. 641 00:32:39,635 --> 00:32:42,304 - Another round of Spritzes, E? - Sure, I'm on it! 642 00:32:43,347 --> 00:32:45,683 Another round? (CHUCKLES) 643 00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:47,618 DAPHNE: Yeah, he likes to order 'em before they're gone. 644 00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:50,271 ("L'APPUNTAMENTO" BY ORNELLA VANONI PLAYING) 645 00:32:53,523 --> 00:32:56,776 - Yeah. (BREATHES HEAVILY) - (BED FRAME THUMPING) 646 00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:59,362 (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) 647 00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:02,782 TANYA: (IN ENGLISH) Yeah. (PANTS, MOANS) 648 00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:05,119 - (GREG GRUNTING) - (TANYA MOANING) 649 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:07,119 Yeah. 650 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:12,627 (GRUNTS, MOANS) 651 00:33:13,377 --> 00:33:16,171 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 652 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,507 - (YELLS, GROANS) - GREG: What are you... 653 00:33:19,591 --> 00:33:22,261 - (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) - (GRUNTS, MOANS) 654 00:33:22,344 --> 00:33:23,721 - (SIGHS) - What the fuck? 655 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:26,182 (BREATHES HEAVILY) Oh, my God. 656 00:33:27,224 --> 00:33:31,227 I... I... I must have been disassociating. 657 00:33:32,604 --> 00:33:36,734 I was seeing all these faces of men 658 00:33:36,817 --> 00:33:41,446 with these very effeminate hairstyles. 659 00:33:42,615 --> 00:33:43,823 And then... 660 00:33:45,283 --> 00:33:46,660 I saw you, 661 00:33:47,828 --> 00:33:51,791 and your eyes were like shark eyes, 662 00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:54,668 like just completely dead. 663 00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:56,378 Just like, dead. 664 00:33:56,462 --> 00:33:58,673 Well, you really know how to pump a guy up. 665 00:33:58,755 --> 00:34:01,634 Must've been the Bonine that I took before the flight. 666 00:34:03,386 --> 00:34:04,803 I didn't get to finish. 667 00:34:04,887 --> 00:34:07,555 (BREATHES DEEPLY) I need to take a breather. 668 00:34:09,267 --> 00:34:11,477 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 669 00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:21,133 GREG: (SINGING) ♪ Making love in the afternoon with Tanya... ♪ 670 00:34:22,488 --> 00:34:23,571 (SIGHS) 671 00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:26,492 - Tanya? - (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 672 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,200 Yeah? 673 00:34:29,745 --> 00:34:31,872 You ate all the macaroons, didn't you? 674 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,832 What macaroons? 675 00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:36,042 How do you expect to lose weight if you inhale 676 00:34:36,126 --> 00:34:40,338 five macaroons and not even remember? 677 00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:41,631 (BOX CLATTERING) 678 00:34:43,925 --> 00:34:45,468 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 679 00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,178 There were only three. 680 00:34:47,262 --> 00:34:49,265 GREG: There were five. 681 00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:51,684 Did you drink the champagne, too? 682 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:54,227 ("QUANTU BASILICO" BY ROSA BALISTRERI PLAYING) 683 00:34:54,311 --> 00:34:57,106 (SINGER SINGING IN SICILIAN) 684 00:34:59,316 --> 00:35:01,568 (SONG CONTINUES) 685 00:35:07,408 --> 00:35:09,492 HARPER: (IN ENGLISH) I think he put them in here. 686 00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:14,539 Yeah. (SIGHS) 687 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:15,917 - CAMERON: Oh, washing bag? - Yes. 688 00:35:15,957 --> 00:35:18,586 - Hey, uh, listen. - (SONG FADES) 689 00:35:18,669 --> 00:35:21,171 I know we don't know each other that well, 690 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:23,758 but I really appreciate you being here. 691 00:35:23,841 --> 00:35:25,550 You know, it means a lot. 692 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:27,970 Ethan never really brought around a lot of girls, 693 00:35:28,053 --> 00:35:30,112 so I'm just so happy that he found someone. 694 00:35:30,113 --> 00:35:31,113 (CHUCKLES) 695 00:35:31,114 --> 00:35:32,283 I think it's great. 696 00:35:33,850 --> 00:35:35,769 Well, thanks for inviting us. 697 00:35:35,852 --> 00:35:36,852 CAMERON: Sure. 698 00:35:36,854 --> 00:35:38,330 - It'll be fun. - CAMERON: It will be. 699 00:35:38,354 --> 00:35:39,939 - I'm gonna get the sunscreen. - Yeah. 700 00:35:57,291 --> 00:36:00,336 ("PREGHIERA IN GENNAIO" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) 701 00:36:06,175 --> 00:36:12,055 (SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) 702 00:36:18,394 --> 00:36:19,747 - (SIGHS, IN ENGLISH) Hey. - (KNOCKS ON WALL) 703 00:36:19,771 --> 00:36:21,148 - Hey! - What do you think? 704 00:36:21,231 --> 00:36:22,649 Little snug, right? 705 00:36:24,026 --> 00:36:25,486 I think they're fine. 706 00:36:25,568 --> 00:36:26,861 Yeah? Hmm. 707 00:36:28,446 --> 00:36:29,847 Can't find the sunscreen. (CHUCKLES) 708 00:36:29,907 --> 00:36:31,801 You know what? They probably have a bunch of that 709 00:36:31,825 --> 00:36:33,035 by the pool. 710 00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:34,912 - I'm gonna keep looking. - CAMERON: Yeah. 711 00:36:36,622 --> 00:36:38,707 - Hey, I'll see you down there. - Hmm. 712 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:43,963 (SONG CONTINUES) 713 00:36:45,296 --> 00:36:47,423 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (SCOFFS) 714 00:36:48,883 --> 00:36:50,468 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 715 00:36:51,137 --> 00:36:52,972 (SONG CONCLUDES) 716 00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:54,682 - Hi. - Hey, um, 717 00:36:54,765 --> 00:36:56,349 Nonno fell by the pool. 718 00:36:56,432 --> 00:36:58,227 - What? - He's fine. Um, 719 00:36:58,309 --> 00:37:02,856 but I think he hit his head. He could have a concussion. 720 00:37:02,939 --> 00:37:05,358 I'm thinking someone should sleep with him tonight. 721 00:37:05,441 --> 00:37:07,528 - Keep an eye on him. - Yeah. Good idea. 722 00:37:07,611 --> 00:37:09,988 Um... (INHALES) Uh, we'll put him in your room. 723 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,783 I got work stuff. L.A. will still be up. I'm gonna be up 724 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:16,327 and around all night. So let's just, uh... 725 00:37:16,412 --> 00:37:18,497 We'll put him in your room. Okay? 726 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:20,166 ALBIE: (EXHALES) Okay. 727 00:37:20,249 --> 00:37:21,541 - DOMINIC: Anything else? - No. 728 00:37:22,251 --> 00:37:24,294 What do you say, dinner at 8:00? 729 00:37:24,378 --> 00:37:26,963 - ALBIE: Yeah. Sure. - All right. 730 00:37:32,093 --> 00:37:33,428 (SIGHS) 731 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:35,722 ("QUANTU BASILICO" BY ROSA BALISTRERI PLAYING) 732 00:37:35,805 --> 00:37:37,892 (SINGER SINGING IN SICILIAN) 733 00:37:37,974 --> 00:37:41,102 - (WAVES CRASHING) - (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 734 00:37:41,896 --> 00:37:45,064 (SONG CONTINUES) 735 00:37:47,151 --> 00:37:48,611 (IN ITALIAN) 736 00:37:50,778 --> 00:37:53,282 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 737 00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:55,533 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 738 00:38:09,131 --> 00:38:10,423 (GIGGLES) 739 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:15,553 MIA: Hmm. 740 00:38:15,637 --> 00:38:18,474 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (BELL RINGING IN THE DISTANCE) 741 00:38:22,977 --> 00:38:24,146 LUCIA: 742 00:38:25,356 --> 00:38:27,483 MIA: 743 00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:40,287 Hmm. 744 00:38:45,124 --> 00:38:46,126 Niente. 745 00:38:48,169 --> 00:38:49,796 - (CHUCKLES) 746 00:38:49,879 --> 00:38:51,090 MIA: 747 00:38:53,341 --> 00:38:55,510 - (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) - Mia. 748 00:39:10,858 --> 00:39:12,443 (MUSIC FADES) 749 00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:16,907 (SOFT PIANO PLAYING) 750 00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:19,242 ♪ Non dimenticar ♪ 751 00:39:19,325 --> 00:39:21,537 (IN ENGLISH) ♪ Means don't forget you are ♪ 752 00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:24,832 ♪ My darling... ♪ 753 00:39:24,914 --> 00:39:27,542 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - (IN ITALIAN) 754 00:39:31,171 --> 00:39:32,631 (MIA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 755 00:39:32,715 --> 00:39:35,300 - Hmm? - (LUCIA GASPS) Mia. 756 00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:37,428 MIA: 757 00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:43,599 No. 758 00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:48,896 (BOTH ARGUING IN ITALIAN) 759 00:39:48,981 --> 00:39:49,981 (DOOR OPENS) 760 00:39:50,064 --> 00:39:52,191 (IN ENGLISH) ♪ Only just tonight dear ♪ 761 00:39:52,276 --> 00:39:53,568 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 762 00:39:55,945 --> 00:39:57,530 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt. 763 00:39:57,613 --> 00:39:59,867 - Ah, Mikael. This is my wife, Tanya. - Welcome. 764 00:39:59,950 --> 00:40:01,803 - MIKAEL: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Tanya. - Hi. Hi. 765 00:40:01,827 --> 00:40:02,952 MIKAEL: How are you today? 766 00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:04,829 - I heard a lot about you. - TANYA: Oh. 767 00:40:04,912 --> 00:40:07,166 MIKAEL: Nice to meet you. How was your day today? 768 00:40:07,249 --> 00:40:09,959 Oh, it was a... it was a... It was a good day. 769 00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:11,044 One sec. 770 00:40:11,045 --> 00:40:12,432 MIKAEL: Did you watch the football today? 771 00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:14,080 GREG: No, well, my country has a whole different kind of football. 772 00:40:14,465 --> 00:40:16,841 (WHISPERING) I told you to stay in the room. 773 00:40:16,925 --> 00:40:18,260 I had to eat. 774 00:40:18,343 --> 00:40:22,222 Oh, my God. He's gonna flip the fuck out. 775 00:40:22,305 --> 00:40:27,144 What are you... Shit! (GRUNTS) Here. Hold that. 776 00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:31,398 (MIKAEL AND GREG CONVERSING) 777 00:40:31,481 --> 00:40:32,608 Anyway. Here she is. 778 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:33,959 - TANYA: Sorry. - MIKAEL: Shall we go to the table? 779 00:40:33,983 --> 00:40:35,294 - Yeah, why not? Let's eat. - Please. 780 00:40:35,318 --> 00:40:36,444 - TANYA: Okay. - MIKAEL: I'll take you to the table. 781 00:40:36,445 --> 00:40:38,363 - Follow me, please. - Oh, my God. 782 00:40:38,446 --> 00:40:40,573 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 783 00:40:40,657 --> 00:40:43,410 - TANYA: Thanks, I love it. - GREG: I got it, I got it. 784 00:40:43,494 --> 00:40:47,705 (SINGING IN ITALIAN) 785 00:40:47,789 --> 00:40:50,124 (IN ENGLISH) We just flew all the way in from Los Angeles. 786 00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:51,376 (CHUCKLES) 787 00:40:51,459 --> 00:40:54,546 Just to be here in Sicily. 788 00:40:54,629 --> 00:40:58,216 Because we are Sicilian. Are you Sicilian? 789 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:02,262 - Yes, from Catania. - Ah. Are you married? 790 00:41:02,345 --> 00:41:05,099 Dad, why don't you let her put our order in 791 00:41:05,182 --> 00:41:06,557 so I can get a drink? 792 00:41:06,642 --> 00:41:09,436 My son is a big muckity-muck in Hollywood, 793 00:41:09,519 --> 00:41:13,023 - so he's very impatient. - I'll bring you your drinks. 794 00:41:13,106 --> 00:41:14,608 - DOMINIC: Thank you. - Thanks. Sorry. 795 00:41:14,691 --> 00:41:16,776 BERT: Thank you. 796 00:41:16,859 --> 00:41:20,113 - Dad, you gotta knock it off. - Oh. What's the problem? 797 00:41:20,196 --> 00:41:23,742 What are you doing? I mean, what's... the point? 798 00:41:23,825 --> 00:41:25,994 Flirting is one of the pleasures of life. 799 00:41:26,077 --> 00:41:27,954 Do you actually think you have a chance 800 00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:29,122 with any of these women? 801 00:41:29,205 --> 00:41:30,205 Oh, don't be rude. 802 00:41:30,249 --> 00:41:32,251 I'm just saying, you're 80 years old. 803 00:41:32,334 --> 00:41:36,463 Well, I'm still a man. (INHALES) And I get older and older, 804 00:41:36,546 --> 00:41:39,550 but the women I desire remain young. 805 00:41:40,008 --> 00:41:41,635 Natural, right? 806 00:41:41,718 --> 00:41:43,220 You can relate to that. 807 00:41:46,557 --> 00:41:48,307 ALBIE: Can you still get... 808 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:52,812 - Or... Do you still get... - What? Hard? 809 00:41:52,896 --> 00:41:53,896 Erections? 810 00:41:53,981 --> 00:41:56,233 Sure. Like that. 811 00:41:56,316 --> 00:41:57,818 - Really? - Albie. 812 00:41:57,901 --> 00:42:00,570 Do you still, like, jerk off? 813 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:04,283 Doctors say you need to release once a day... 814 00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:07,452 - otherwise you get backed up. - DOMINIC: Wait a second. 815 00:42:07,535 --> 00:42:09,662 Doctors say you need to jerk off once a day? 816 00:42:09,747 --> 00:42:12,124 - That's right. That's right. - Which doctors say that? 817 00:42:12,207 --> 00:42:14,459 You need to drain the sack. 818 00:42:16,711 --> 00:42:18,379 - They say that? - BERT: Mm-hmm. 819 00:42:18,463 --> 00:42:19,798 Common knowledge. 820 00:42:19,881 --> 00:42:21,550 God. It just seems like the body 821 00:42:21,633 --> 00:42:23,468 would naturally stop getting horny 822 00:42:23,552 --> 00:42:26,805 once you're past the age of procreation, you know? 823 00:42:26,888 --> 00:42:28,849 Like at 50, you would just stop. 824 00:42:28,932 --> 00:42:31,267 Fifty? Fifty's not that old. 825 00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:34,562 - It just seems undignified. - I'm still virile, by the way. 826 00:42:34,646 --> 00:42:36,064 I could still impregnate a woman. 827 00:42:36,148 --> 00:42:37,858 - DOMINIC: Oh. - ALBIE: No girl 828 00:42:37,941 --> 00:42:40,943 should have to be exposed to an old guy's junk. 829 00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:46,033 It's not like it was ever so beautiful to look at anyway. 830 00:42:46,115 --> 00:42:48,827 I mean, it's a penis. It's not a sunset. 831 00:42:59,963 --> 00:43:01,006 CAMERON: Hookers. 832 00:43:02,048 --> 00:43:03,048 Really? 833 00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:07,220 Oh, yeah. 834 00:43:07,303 --> 00:43:09,805 Looks like a couple of locals. 835 00:43:13,392 --> 00:43:14,561 Buona sera. 836 00:43:14,644 --> 00:43:16,646 ♪ Just because you're here ♪ 837 00:43:16,729 --> 00:43:19,024 Come on, man. You don't recognize a hooker? 838 00:43:20,191 --> 00:43:21,568 - So innocent, man. - (SCOFFS) 839 00:43:21,651 --> 00:43:22,861 Just like in college. 840 00:43:24,278 --> 00:43:26,532 - Ethan was the original incel. - (CHUCKLES) 841 00:43:26,615 --> 00:43:28,325 What are you talking about? No, I wasn't. 842 00:43:28,408 --> 00:43:30,827 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, you were. Come on, man. 843 00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:32,912 No, I'm... I'm kidding. I'm kidding, man. 844 00:43:32,995 --> 00:43:35,195 I'm joking, all right? Look, you could have gotten laid. 845 00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:36,558 - He's a handsome guy, right? - Yeah. 846 00:43:36,582 --> 00:43:37,917 Jesus Christ, look at you. 847 00:43:38,001 --> 00:43:40,629 You're a handsome guy. I'd do ya. 848 00:43:42,213 --> 00:43:43,673 You're just such a workhorse, man. 849 00:43:43,756 --> 00:43:45,175 You never came out of your room. 850 00:43:46,468 --> 00:43:47,845 Well, he's still like that. 851 00:43:52,015 --> 00:43:54,725 Okay, I think we should split the arugula salad 852 00:43:54,809 --> 00:43:55,936 and the beet salad, 853 00:43:56,019 --> 00:43:59,314 and then maybe get the raviolo and the vitello. 854 00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:01,691 I kinda wanted to try the fish, but... 855 00:44:01,774 --> 00:44:03,526 - The whitefish? - Yeah. 856 00:44:03,609 --> 00:44:06,028 HARPER: Hmm. No, I feel it'll be too fishy. 857 00:44:06,113 --> 00:44:07,113 Okay. 858 00:44:10,783 --> 00:44:13,327 I mean, it's whitefish, it's pretty light. 859 00:44:13,412 --> 00:44:15,830 It's not a very fishy fish. 860 00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:18,499 Well, you can get it tomorrow. We're gonna be here all week. 861 00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:19,876 Okay. All right. Yeah. 862 00:44:25,006 --> 00:44:27,050 Or we can have the whitefish. Let's do it. 863 00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:28,611 I just don't like it when it's too fishy. 864 00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:30,428 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, me too. - Yeah, sure. 865 00:44:31,387 --> 00:44:33,097 - Great. - HARPER: Great. It sounds good. 866 00:44:33,890 --> 00:44:34,890 Let's do it. 867 00:44:35,725 --> 00:44:37,019 - ETHAN: Neat. - Wine, people? 868 00:44:37,102 --> 00:44:38,144 DAPHNE: Yes. 869 00:44:39,312 --> 00:44:41,148 - What do we want? - I like white. 870 00:44:42,106 --> 00:44:44,151 Me too. I prefer white. 871 00:44:44,233 --> 00:44:46,736 GIUSEPPE: ♪ Non dimenticar ♪ 872 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:51,325 ♪ Although you travel far ♪ ♪ My darling ♪ 873 00:44:54,952 --> 00:44:57,204 ♪ It's my heart you own ♪ 874 00:44:57,872 --> 00:44:59,999 ♪ So I'll wait alone ♪ 875 00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:02,419 ♪ Non dimenticar ♪ 876 00:45:06,798 --> 00:45:08,550 (PIANO MUSIC CONCLUDES) 877 00:45:08,633 --> 00:45:10,427 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 878 00:45:13,347 --> 00:45:15,107 BERT: I don't know what they're clapping for. 879 00:45:15,182 --> 00:45:17,184 This singer's abominable. 880 00:45:18,644 --> 00:45:19,936 Sounded okay to me. 881 00:45:32,448 --> 00:45:35,910 (TENSE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 882 00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:43,751 (MOUTHING) Go to your room. 883 00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:48,423 (MOUTHING) Go. Your room. Your room. 884 00:45:50,341 --> 00:45:54,887 You're not feeling sluggish or not concentrating? 885 00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:57,224 BERT: Head is fine. And it's not gonna happen again. 886 00:45:57,307 --> 00:45:58,892 It was a little fall, nothing. 887 00:45:58,974 --> 00:46:00,695 DOMINIC: You should sleep with Albie anyway. 888 00:46:00,769 --> 00:46:01,812 All right. 889 00:46:08,651 --> 00:46:10,528 - (MUSIC CONCLUDES) - How was your caprese? 890 00:46:11,153 --> 00:46:12,363 GREG: Hmm. 891 00:46:12,446 --> 00:46:17,077 I was told that the cheese here was made by a blind nun in a basement. 892 00:46:20,830 --> 00:46:22,707 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 893 00:46:22,791 --> 00:46:24,251 (IN ITALIAN) 894 00:46:24,334 --> 00:46:25,334 (KISSES) 895 00:46:31,425 --> 00:46:32,968 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 896 00:46:42,352 --> 00:46:43,352 Hey! 897 00:47:05,624 --> 00:47:07,501 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 898 00:47:16,178 --> 00:47:18,012 (SAVORS, SIGHS) 899 00:47:19,847 --> 00:47:21,849 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 900 00:47:22,934 --> 00:47:24,602 (BERT FARTING) 901 00:47:25,144 --> 00:47:26,812 (GROANS) 902 00:47:28,774 --> 00:47:29,941 (BERT FARTS) 903 00:47:32,318 --> 00:47:33,403 (FARTS) 904 00:47:34,738 --> 00:47:39,950 (IN ENGLISH) You know, I... I think you're fine. 905 00:47:40,035 --> 00:47:43,997 You... you didn't hit your head that hard or... you know, 906 00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:46,791 so, I should... I'm just gonna go. 907 00:47:46,874 --> 00:47:48,794 - (BERT GRUNTS) - (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 908 00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:51,046 So, I'll see you in the morning. 909 00:47:52,463 --> 00:47:55,466 - Good night. - Good night, Nonno. Sleep well. 910 00:48:01,055 --> 00:48:02,807 - (MUSIC FADES) - (BERT FARTS) 911 00:48:02,890 --> 00:48:05,434 - (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) - (DOOR CLOSES) 912 00:48:09,231 --> 00:48:11,524 - (CARD READER BEEPS) - (DOOR OPENS) 913 00:48:13,859 --> 00:48:14,903 (DOOR CLOSES) 914 00:48:29,917 --> 00:48:31,044 Buona sera. 915 00:48:35,756 --> 00:48:37,050 (MUSIC FADES) 916 00:48:37,133 --> 00:48:38,760 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 917 00:48:40,595 --> 00:48:41,595 Grazie. 918 00:48:43,138 --> 00:48:44,765 (IN ITALIAN) 919 00:48:47,977 --> 00:48:49,562 - Oh, grazie. - (GLASSES CLINK) 920 00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:05,910 (HESITATES) 921 00:49:07,914 --> 00:49:10,374 - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - MIA: 922 00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,425 Hmm. 923 00:49:32,271 --> 00:49:33,271 Hmm? 924 00:49:38,528 --> 00:49:41,488 No. No, no, no, no. 925 00:49:43,073 --> 00:49:44,117 (SIGHS) 926 00:49:47,912 --> 00:49:49,122 Mm-hmm. 927 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,251 - Hmm? - (ICE CLINKING IN GLASS) 928 00:49:56,713 --> 00:49:58,131 (CLICKS TONGUE) 929 00:49:58,715 --> 00:50:00,175 (CHAIR SCRAPING) 930 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:01,800 (MIA MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 931 00:50:04,553 --> 00:50:05,638 (SIGHS) 932 00:50:11,436 --> 00:50:14,040 DAPHNE: (IN ENGLISH) She was definitely more talkative by the pool. 933 00:50:14,064 --> 00:50:15,774 And at dinner, she was actually kinda nice. 934 00:50:15,856 --> 00:50:19,276 Well... (SNIFFS) now that he's loaded, 935 00:50:19,361 --> 00:50:21,570 do you think he regrets marrying such a dud? 936 00:50:21,655 --> 00:50:23,782 Cam, I wanna Face Time them again. 937 00:50:23,865 --> 00:50:25,325 - CAMERON: What? (CHUCKLES) - Please? 938 00:50:25,408 --> 00:50:27,117 CAMERON: Honey, come on. We just hung up. 939 00:50:27,202 --> 00:50:28,577 I know, but I miss Emma so much. 940 00:50:28,662 --> 00:50:29,846 CAMERON: I know. Of course you do. 941 00:50:29,870 --> 00:50:31,140 But that's not the point, all right? 942 00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:35,417 The point is... (SNIFFS) we're in Italy, honey. Okay? 943 00:50:35,501 --> 00:50:37,128 - DAPHNE: Mm-hmm. - We're on vacation. 944 00:50:37,211 --> 00:50:39,046 - Just you and me. - DAPHNE: Yeah. 945 00:50:39,129 --> 00:50:42,300 - We need to enjoy it. - (GASPS) Okay. 946 00:50:42,383 --> 00:50:44,052 - Just me and my baby. - Ooh. 947 00:50:44,135 --> 00:50:46,553 - And you know what that means. - What? 948 00:50:46,637 --> 00:50:48,890 - CAMERON: You need something. - Mm-hmm. 949 00:50:48,974 --> 00:50:50,599 You need... (BREATHES DEEPLY) 950 00:50:50,684 --> 00:50:51,977 - A tickle attack. - No! 951 00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:54,187 - (CAMERON MUMBLING) - (LAUGHS) No! 952 00:50:54,269 --> 00:50:55,997 - Please! Stop! - Tickle, tickle, tickle. I got you! 953 00:50:56,021 --> 00:50:58,566 (DAPHNE SCREAMING, LAUGHING) 954 00:50:58,649 --> 00:50:59,858 No, stop it! 955 00:50:59,943 --> 00:51:01,712 - (DAPHNE GRUNTING) - CAMERON: (GRUNTS) Hey, hey! 956 00:51:01,736 --> 00:51:04,446 - Is he hurting her? - (DAPHNE SCREAMING) 957 00:51:04,530 --> 00:51:07,742 - No! No... (GRUNTS) - CAMERON: Hey! Tickle attack! 958 00:51:08,492 --> 00:51:10,452 (IMITATES MONKEY HOOTING) 959 00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:11,829 Monkey man, monkey man! 960 00:51:11,912 --> 00:51:12,997 (CHUCKLES) No. 961 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:18,003 (DAPHNE AND CAMERON CONTINUE SCREAMING AND LAUGHING) 962 00:51:20,379 --> 00:51:22,090 Thanks for making more of an effort. 963 00:51:23,508 --> 00:51:25,802 I mean, yeah, they kind of live in a bubble, but... 964 00:51:26,970 --> 00:51:28,512 they're fun, right? 965 00:51:29,597 --> 00:51:31,057 They don't vote, Ethan. 966 00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:35,437 I know. What the fuck? They don't read the news. 967 00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:36,646 They don't read. 968 00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:40,358 It's like, what do they even talk about? 969 00:51:40,441 --> 00:51:42,568 (INHALES) Is that what happens 970 00:51:42,651 --> 00:51:44,839 when you're rich for too long, your brain just atrophies? 971 00:51:44,863 --> 00:51:48,198 (CHUCKLES) I mean, they seem happy. 972 00:51:48,283 --> 00:51:51,870 No way. (SCOFFS) It's a front. 973 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:57,959 It's good to have, you know, diverse friends, I guess. 974 00:51:58,042 --> 00:52:01,713 (SCOFFS) Yeah, I think we're their diverse friends. 975 00:52:01,796 --> 00:52:04,298 - (EXHALES) - Their White-passing diverse friends. 976 00:52:04,381 --> 00:52:06,091 Yeah, you're right. (SIGHS) 977 00:52:10,137 --> 00:52:11,597 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 978 00:52:19,898 --> 00:52:21,941 (SIGHS) 979 00:52:26,111 --> 00:52:27,946 When we came up here to get the suit, 980 00:52:28,823 --> 00:52:30,176 he just took all of his clothes off 981 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,952 in the middle of the room. Like, naked. 982 00:52:34,912 --> 00:52:37,122 And then you... Like, where were you? 983 00:52:37,207 --> 00:52:38,332 In the bathroom. 984 00:52:42,754 --> 00:52:44,004 Doesn't seem that weird. 985 00:52:46,466 --> 00:52:47,716 Just getting changed. 986 00:52:50,135 --> 00:52:54,265 (BREATHES DEEPLY, GRUNTS) 987 00:53:09,530 --> 00:53:11,323 (MUSIC FADES) 988 00:53:11,407 --> 00:53:12,450 (DAPHNE LAUGHING) 989 00:53:12,533 --> 00:53:14,285 CAMERON: Baby, come here! Baby, come on. 990 00:53:14,369 --> 00:53:15,620 DAPHNE: No! 991 00:53:15,702 --> 00:53:20,499 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 992 00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:40,477 (SCOFFS) 993 00:53:44,106 --> 00:53:46,151 (MUSIC FADES) 994 00:53:47,109 --> 00:53:50,363 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 995 00:53:50,445 --> 00:53:51,573 (TANYA GASPS) 996 00:53:56,202 --> 00:53:57,245 Wow. 997 00:54:10,466 --> 00:54:12,468 (GREG WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 998 00:54:14,345 --> 00:54:15,345 All right, look. 999 00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:17,515 Look. Listen, I don't wanna fucking talk 1000 00:54:17,599 --> 00:54:19,474 about this right now, okay? 1001 00:54:21,269 --> 00:54:25,564 Yes, I'm going to. Yeah. This is not the time. 1002 00:54:27,316 --> 00:54:28,358 Yes. 1003 00:54:29,401 --> 00:54:31,111 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - GREG: Fuck. 1004 00:54:33,405 --> 00:54:35,783 - TANYA: Hi. - (HESITATES) Hey. 1005 00:54:35,867 --> 00:54:37,075 Who are you talking to? 1006 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,952 It's work. It's Bob. 1007 00:54:39,037 --> 00:54:42,457 Oh, Bob. Well, why were you whispering? 1008 00:54:42,539 --> 00:54:45,209 I... I thought you were trying to get ready for bed. 1009 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:48,588 Oh, well. Guess what? 1010 00:54:48,671 --> 00:54:50,715 - Huh? - TANYA: Look what I found. 1011 00:54:52,050 --> 00:54:55,845 - Oh, okay. - Two macaroons! 1012 00:54:55,928 --> 00:54:56,988 - GREG: Yeah, great. - Yeah. 1013 00:54:57,012 --> 00:54:58,513 I really did only eat three. 1014 00:54:58,597 --> 00:55:00,099 Oh. Well, great. 1015 00:55:00,182 --> 00:55:01,809 You had a whole panna cotta at dinner. 1016 00:55:03,852 --> 00:55:05,646 Well, eat them, 'cause you wanted 'em. 1017 00:55:05,729 --> 00:55:06,856 I don't want them now. 1018 00:55:06,939 --> 00:55:08,483 Why? Yeah, take them, they're good. 1019 00:55:08,566 --> 00:55:11,443 Tanya, I just brushed my teeth. I'm on the phone. 1020 00:55:15,030 --> 00:55:19,410 Uh, Bob, I gotta go... 1021 00:55:19,494 --> 00:55:21,912 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1022 00:55:41,432 --> 00:55:44,769 (MUSIC TURNS DREAMY) 1023 00:55:50,399 --> 00:55:52,109 - DOMINIC: Here you go. - Thank you. 1024 00:55:52,193 --> 00:55:53,486 - DOMINIC: Cheers. - Cheers. 1025 00:55:54,486 --> 00:55:56,363 - (SLURPS) - (MUSIC FADES) 1026 00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,492 (DOMINIC GROANS) 1027 00:56:07,624 --> 00:56:08,626 (CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES) 1028 00:56:08,709 --> 00:56:11,129 I went down to the dock when your boat arrived. 1029 00:56:13,715 --> 00:56:15,508 I wanted to see what you looked like. 1030 00:56:17,135 --> 00:56:18,177 What'd you think? 1031 00:56:20,762 --> 00:56:21,847 Very handsome. 1032 00:56:25,892 --> 00:56:28,521 Thank you. (SLURPS) 1033 00:56:28,604 --> 00:56:31,899 (INHALES) And you're from Los Angeles. 1034 00:56:31,983 --> 00:56:35,278 It's amazing. I always dreamt of going to Los Angeles. 1035 00:56:35,361 --> 00:56:36,486 It is my dream. 1036 00:56:39,907 --> 00:56:42,285 Uh, I mean... (CHUCKLES) 1037 00:56:44,495 --> 00:56:46,455 - (SLURPS) - You should go. 1038 00:56:50,334 --> 00:56:51,711 I don't have the money. 1039 00:56:54,671 --> 00:56:57,633 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1040 00:56:58,133 --> 00:56:59,677 (SLURPS) 1041 00:57:01,428 --> 00:57:02,555 (EXHALES) 1042 00:57:07,602 --> 00:57:10,354 You seem like a very nice person. Um... 1043 00:57:12,481 --> 00:57:14,983 I'm just going through a lot right now in my life. 1044 00:57:15,068 --> 00:57:19,946 (INHALES) So, it's... it's, um... 1045 00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:22,575 hard for me to make conversation right now. 1046 00:57:24,117 --> 00:57:28,205 (EXHALES) But you are very, uh, beautiful. 1047 00:57:33,669 --> 00:57:35,004 I'm glad you're here. 1048 00:57:40,343 --> 00:57:42,928 (SLURPS, SMACKS LIPS) 1049 00:57:43,012 --> 00:57:44,012 All or a... 1050 00:57:44,012 --> 00:57:47,265 (DREAMY CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1051 00:58:07,577 --> 00:58:08,704 (GASPS) 1052 00:58:30,892 --> 00:58:34,939 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (WAVES CRASHING) 1053 00:59:28,325 --> 00:59:29,452 (MUSIC FADES) 1054 00:59:29,453 --> 00:59:34,453 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.addic7ed.com -