1 00:00:00,342 --> 00:00:01,387 Previously on This is us. 2 00:00:01,412 --> 00:00:03,482 I wanted to be the man that made you happy. 3 00:00:03,507 --> 00:00:06,138 From here on out, I'm gonna be a 12 for you. 4 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,240 You are getting in the car right now, 5 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:11,076 and we are going to this doctors appointment. 6 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,911 Hi, white people. 7 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,080 I don't know what you were looking for with all this, 8 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,282 but I do know you don't have a whole lot of time. 9 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,451 I'd like to tell the girls who you are. 10 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:20,730 I was not a very good brother to you, was I? 11 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,720 RANDALL: No, you weren't. 12 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,105 But you still got time. 13 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:24,659 - Toby. - Kate. How's your breakfast? 14 00:00:24,684 --> 00:00:25,901 You mean this, uh, 15 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:27,926 steel-cut oatmeal and egg-white pancake 16 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,595 you're making me eat? It's amazing. 17 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,897 I'm gonna do theater. 18 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:34,433 I did it... I-I-I booked a redeye to New York. 19 00:00:36,392 --> 00:00:38,403 ANNOUNCER [on radio]: It's a scorcher out there, folks. 20 00:00:38,427 --> 00:00:39,845 - Stay cool, Pittsburgh. - RANDALL: Shut up. 21 00:00:39,853 --> 00:00:41,320 KEVIN: Don't tell me to shut up. 22 00:00:41,354 --> 00:00:42,398 - You're doing it wrong. - No, I'm not. 23 00:00:42,422 --> 00:00:44,657 - Yes, you are. - Mom, I'm hot. 24 00:00:44,691 --> 00:00:47,526 I know, kiddo. Dad is trying to fix the air conditioning. 25 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,062 Babe, how's it going? We're dying in here. 26 00:00:50,096 --> 00:00:52,097 - JACK: I'm working on it. - Give it back! 27 00:00:52,132 --> 00:00:53,899 - Just hold on. - Enough! 28 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:55,434 Mom, Randall took my Rubik's Cube. 29 00:00:55,468 --> 00:00:57,569 - You weren't doing it right. - Enough. Come here. 30 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:00,033 Wow. You did this? 31 00:01:00,058 --> 00:01:02,041 You're supposed to be yelling at him! 32 00:01:02,075 --> 00:01:03,542 Randall, stop scratching. 33 00:01:03,576 --> 00:01:05,221 That's a rash, babe. You're gonna make it worse. 34 00:01:05,245 --> 00:01:08,572 - JACK: Okay, I think I have a solution. - Is it fixed? 35 00:01:08,597 --> 00:01:11,757 Jack, what... what are you doing wearing that shirt? You know I hate that shirt. 36 00:01:11,809 --> 00:01:15,378 I'm wearing this shirt because it makes me think of fun. 37 00:01:15,412 --> 00:01:17,046 It makes me think of sun. 38 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:21,817 And because we are going to the pool! Huh? 39 00:01:21,851 --> 00:01:23,852 Kate Pearson, you get in here 40 00:01:23,887 --> 00:01:25,688 and you strut your stuff, young lady. 41 00:01:25,722 --> 00:01:27,495 That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 42 00:01:27,659 --> 00:01:30,238 - Care Bears. - You know it, you know it. 43 00:01:30,263 --> 00:01:35,031 Today, people, we are gonna debut the brand-new Care Bear bikini! 44 00:01:35,065 --> 00:01:36,866 Can we go to the Greenview pool? 45 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,235 The one with the diving board? Please. 46 00:01:39,269 --> 00:01:40,375 No, that place sucks. 47 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,312 - You barely get in anyway. - [blows raspberry] 48 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:45,712 The Big Three. Your brother needs you. 49 00:01:45,737 --> 00:01:47,120 - Come on, you big mope. - [others repeating "please"] 50 00:01:47,144 --> 00:01:48,211 Don't hold out on us. 51 00:01:48,245 --> 00:01:49,712 Please. Please. 52 00:01:49,747 --> 00:01:51,759 Okay, okay, yes. 53 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:52,968 Go get your swimsuits on. Go get your suits. 54 00:01:52,992 --> 00:01:54,736 Come on, towels, towels. 55 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:56,477 AC is zonked, babe, we're gonna have to call someone. 56 00:01:56,501 --> 00:01:58,836 Pool, huh? Not a movie? 57 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:00,938 Are you sure you're okay with the pool today. 58 00:02:00,972 --> 00:02:04,108 We're gonna have a day-long pool vacation. 59 00:02:04,142 --> 00:02:05,676 I'm gonna snag us 60 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:07,811 not one, not two, 61 00:02:07,846 --> 00:02:10,536 - but five pool chairs. - [gasps] Five? 62 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,127 I'm gonna snag us five pool chairs. 63 00:02:12,162 --> 00:02:14,663 - You bad man. - Yes, I am. 64 00:02:14,697 --> 00:02:16,131 The kids are gonna run off, 65 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:19,100 you're gonna finish that book you've been trying to read for two years. 66 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,055 - It's Misery. - Oh, it's gonna be fun. 67 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,572 No, no, no, the book is Misery, by Stephen King. 68 00:02:23,606 --> 00:02:25,074 Oh, yeah, right. 69 00:02:25,108 --> 00:02:26,809 Hey, I already packed the cooler. 70 00:02:26,843 --> 00:02:29,011 All soft drinks, no beer. 71 00:02:29,045 --> 00:02:31,480 A whole day at the pool with those kids and no beer? 72 00:02:31,514 --> 00:02:32,815 I told you, I stopped drinking. 73 00:02:32,849 --> 00:02:34,283 It's not you I'm worried about. 74 00:02:34,317 --> 00:02:36,618 [chuckles] See? That's what we need, then. 75 00:02:36,653 --> 00:02:38,987 We just need a day to relax. 76 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:40,656 [laughing] 77 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,791 [children screaming happily] 78 00:02:42,826 --> 00:02:44,993 WOMAN [over P.A.]: A reminder, there is no running, 79 00:02:45,028 --> 00:02:48,664 no diving, and absolutely no glass containers in the pool area. 80 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:51,300 Feeling relaxed yet? 81 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:53,669 [shouts, laughter] 82 00:02:55,614 --> 00:02:57,573 There's a chair! 83 00:02:59,008 --> 00:02:59,975 Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. 84 00:03:00,009 --> 00:03:01,710 Go get it! Get it, yes! 85 00:03:01,744 --> 00:03:03,512 - Get it, get it, get it. - Yeah! 86 00:03:03,555 --> 00:03:05,220 Ow. 87 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,029 Oh, stop it. That doesn't hurt. 88 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:08,541 - Ow! - RANDALL: Oh, that one might've hurt. 89 00:03:08,565 --> 00:03:10,366 Sorry. Gotcha. 90 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,444 ANNIE: I want Grandpa to do mine. 91 00:03:11,468 --> 00:03:13,369 WILLIAM: No problem, Miss Annie. 92 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:16,105 Oh, really? You want Grandpa to try to tame this mess? 93 00:03:16,139 --> 00:03:18,374 - Have at it. - Let's see here. 94 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:20,676 Oh, that's gotta go. Beth, where's your scissors? 95 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:22,311 - No! - [William laughing] 96 00:03:22,345 --> 00:03:25,314 Then you better sit still and not give me a hard time. 97 00:03:25,348 --> 00:03:27,316 How'd you get that scar? 98 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,876 Oh, that? Rock, bottle... 99 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,482 Eh, there were plenty in the air that day. 100 00:03:31,506 --> 00:03:34,700 - Maybe we don't tell that story. - Oh, no, it's not a bad one. 101 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:36,691 Some people in Pittsburgh were fighting against bussing, 102 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:38,499 and I was helping out with that. 103 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,000 '86, '87? 104 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:41,301 ANNIE: What's bussing? 105 00:03:41,336 --> 00:03:44,271 Getting poor children into the schools in better neighborhoods. 106 00:03:44,305 --> 00:03:45,272 You were working with the Urban League? 107 00:03:45,306 --> 00:03:47,207 Yeah, a little bit, yeah. 108 00:03:49,144 --> 00:03:50,644 Look, I gotta get on my walk. 109 00:03:50,678 --> 00:03:52,112 You wanna take over here? 110 00:03:52,147 --> 00:03:53,553 - Mm-hmm. - Mwah! 111 00:03:54,648 --> 00:03:56,817 Okay, you two, let's get moving. 112 00:03:56,851 --> 00:03:58,285 Mom and I gotta get to work 113 00:03:58,319 --> 00:03:59,987 so we can pay for all this hair product. 114 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,321 - [Annie laughs] - [FaceTime rings] 115 00:04:05,015 --> 00:04:06,493 Hey, hey! 116 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:08,128 - The Eagle has landed. - RANDALL: What's up? 117 00:04:08,163 --> 00:04:11,265 I'm officially a New Yorker now... East Coast! 118 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,000 Hey, somebody wants to say hi. 119 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:14,953 Uncle Kevin, come see my play. 120 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,067 I'm Snow White. 121 00:04:16,101 --> 00:04:17,568 You're kidding me! 122 00:04:17,603 --> 00:04:19,247 Snow White's my favorite character of all time! 123 00:04:19,271 --> 00:04:21,072 I'm actually auditioning for a play, too. 124 00:04:21,106 --> 00:04:23,174 Yeah, it's very dark, very, very truthful... 125 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:25,373 - Do the Manny voice. - What's that? 126 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:26,855 They love it when you do the catchphrase. 127 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:28,913 I don't want to do the Manny voice. 128 00:04:28,947 --> 00:04:30,348 - Please. - Please. 129 00:04:30,382 --> 00:04:33,084 - Baby say what? - Like, for real. 130 00:04:33,118 --> 00:04:34,252 [grumbles, sighs] 131 00:04:34,571 --> 00:04:35,671 Baby say what? 132 00:04:35,705 --> 00:04:37,239 No, like in the show. 133 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,343 [in character]: Baby say what? 134 00:04:41,377 --> 00:04:44,539 [girls laughing] 135 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,484 Your biggest fans. 136 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:50,309 Any... anyway, this play is a total departure for me, you know? 137 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:54,652 None of that, like, Manny stuff. It's a character-driven departure for me. 138 00:04:55,108 --> 00:04:56,988 Where'd you go? What are you looking at? 139 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:59,037 Uh, hey, man, uh, I gotta go. 140 00:05:00,631 --> 00:05:02,266 You're just gonna hang up on him? 141 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:05,096 No, no, no, I will not show you my I.D. 142 00:05:05,131 --> 00:05:07,432 Not until you tell me why you need a reason to see it. 143 00:05:07,466 --> 00:05:09,934 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tony, what's going on here? 144 00:05:09,969 --> 00:05:11,958 Hey, Mr. Pearson. We had a report of someone loitering. 145 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:13,638 I wasn't loitering. 146 00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:16,908 I was taking my walk, and literally on my way to smell the roses, 147 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,943 - as I have been for the past week. - I know. 148 00:05:18,978 --> 00:05:20,812 Is there some local rose smelling ordinance 149 00:05:20,846 --> 00:05:22,157 - I'm not aware of? - William, enough. 150 00:05:22,181 --> 00:05:23,314 Enough... 151 00:05:23,349 --> 00:05:24,616 He's with you, sir? 152 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:26,284 Yeah, he's staying with us. 153 00:05:26,318 --> 00:05:28,849 - Sorry. - Sorry? [scoffs] 154 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,123 WOMAN: We're so sorry. 155 00:05:32,158 --> 00:05:33,776 We didn't know, Randall. 156 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,460 Understood. Thanks. 157 00:05:35,494 --> 00:05:36,828 Thank you, Tony. 158 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:43,290 We're gonna get you some new clothes. 159 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:48,728 I hate kale. 160 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,396 Me, too. 161 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:51,782 Ick. 162 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:56,068 Baby arugula is just as bad as grown-up arugula. 163 00:05:57,111 --> 00:05:58,545 All right, you know what? 164 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,181 Here we go. 165 00:06:01,216 --> 00:06:03,120 Oh, no, no, no. Let me get... 166 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,185 Remember, you are unemployed. 167 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:07,020 And I am not convinced that you would do well 168 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:09,189 - begging for money. - Are you kidding? 169 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:10,701 You don't think the drivers will be sympathetic to me 170 00:06:10,725 --> 00:06:12,203 holding up a sign that says "hungry?" 171 00:06:12,227 --> 00:06:13,927 That's good. 172 00:06:13,962 --> 00:06:16,497 I'm gonna use the restroom, and then we'll go, okay? 173 00:06:23,284 --> 00:06:24,617 TOBY: Hi. 174 00:06:26,741 --> 00:06:28,242 Hi. [chuckles] 175 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:29,344 WOMAN: How are you? 176 00:06:29,369 --> 00:06:32,163 - Uh, good. How are you? - Good. 177 00:06:37,886 --> 00:06:40,854 Okay, uh... you wanna get out of here? 178 00:06:40,889 --> 00:06:43,524 - Who was that? - Who was... uh... 179 00:06:43,558 --> 00:06:46,426 You saw that. Uh, that was my ex-wife. 180 00:06:46,461 --> 00:06:49,229 [laughing] 181 00:06:52,634 --> 00:06:53,822 Wait, are you serious? 182 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,270 Uh, yeah. I told you I was married before. 183 00:06:59,396 --> 00:07:00,674 Not to that. 184 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:09,030 ♪ 185 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:13,099 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 186 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:18,109 Supermodel, pose... and catwalk. 187 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,336 Hey, Kate, stop being silly. Come over here, please. 188 00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:27,770 Oh, Samantha and Vicki are here! 189 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:30,105 - Care Bears! - JACK: Okay, that's two. 190 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:31,751 Babe, I had to sleep with someone to get this one. 191 00:07:31,775 --> 00:07:33,419 - I hope that's okay. - Yeah, I'm fine with it. 192 00:07:33,443 --> 00:07:34,977 As long as his wife is okay with it. 193 00:07:35,011 --> 00:07:36,979 Kevin, you're up, please. Shirt off. 194 00:07:37,013 --> 00:07:38,314 Why? I don't even like swimming. 195 00:07:38,348 --> 00:07:40,249 You don't have to put your face in. 196 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:42,428 You can sit in the shallow end and Randall will stay with you. 197 00:07:42,452 --> 00:07:43,619 I don't like Randall either. 198 00:07:43,653 --> 00:07:44,664 - Hey, Kev, come on. - REBECCA: Enough. 199 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:45,955 Turn around. 200 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,884 Randall, you're up, please. 201 00:07:50,293 --> 00:07:52,461 Come here. 202 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:54,630 Turn around, please. 203 00:07:54,664 --> 00:07:56,799 Are you sure I really need sunscreen? 204 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:59,312 - Yes, absolutely. - Yeah, absolutely. 205 00:07:59,336 --> 00:08:01,626 - Of course you do. Sure. - [groans] 206 00:08:01,651 --> 00:08:03,139 Okay, look, Big Three, come here. 207 00:08:03,164 --> 00:08:05,202 Come here. You are surrounded by adults 208 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:07,265 and lifeguards that resemble adults. 209 00:08:07,313 --> 00:08:08,958 There's very little trouble you can actually get into... 210 00:08:08,982 --> 00:08:10,716 Wait, wait. Kate, baby, 211 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,751 are you sure you don't want to put a shirt on? 212 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,886 - Right. - Here. 213 00:08:14,921 --> 00:08:16,755 Enjoy your Misery. 214 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,801 People are staring at her in that bathing suit, Jack. 215 00:08:18,825 --> 00:08:21,059 Some jerky little kid is gonna say something. 216 00:08:21,094 --> 00:08:22,961 It's baby fat. 217 00:08:22,996 --> 00:08:25,731 She's only eight years old. Kids haven't turned mean yet. 218 00:08:25,765 --> 00:08:28,567 And what is up with Kevin lately, and that attitude? 219 00:08:28,601 --> 00:08:30,569 - He's so jealous of Randall. - He's fine. 220 00:08:30,603 --> 00:08:32,104 Babe, he's fine. 221 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:34,061 They are all fine. 222 00:08:34,085 --> 00:08:35,752 And does Randall need sunscreen? 223 00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:38,388 I mean, have we just been wasting sunscreen all of these years? 224 00:08:38,422 --> 00:08:40,090 That I have no answer for. 225 00:08:40,827 --> 00:08:42,459 Chair. Chair! 226 00:08:42,493 --> 00:08:43,889 Careful! 227 00:08:45,941 --> 00:08:47,931 KEVIN: She's his ex-wife, Kate. 228 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:49,733 All right? The operative word being "ex." 229 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,426 They're not together anymore. He's with you now. 230 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,903 "Why?" is the question. You should see her. 231 00:08:53,938 --> 00:08:55,605 Maybe that's what Toby wants. 232 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:57,741 Maybe he's fulfilling a fat-girl fetish with me. 233 00:08:57,775 --> 00:08:58,742 Well, that's actually a thing. 234 00:08:58,776 --> 00:09:01,254 Of course, for me it was more of a phase than a thing, but anyway... 235 00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:02,912 I did a deep dive with this woman. 236 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:04,414 Everything reeks fabulous. 237 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:06,983 She has fabulous taste, she has fabulous friends. 238 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:09,148 She's been to Argentina, Kevin! 239 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:12,789 Listen to me, I did not leave you in Los Angeles so you could selfsabotage, okay? 240 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:14,924 So get off the Internet... do that right now... 241 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:17,393 and tell me how hard I'm gonna crush this audition. 242 00:09:17,428 --> 00:09:19,952 The edges are gone... 243 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,851 and then the thing. 244 00:09:22,706 --> 00:09:24,240 DIRECTOR: Thank you, Sean Patrick. 245 00:09:26,796 --> 00:09:30,306 - Some good choices, I thought. - It's Daniel. Everyone else sucks. 246 00:09:30,341 --> 00:09:32,809 - WOMAN: You know, I kind of liked... - It's Daniel. 247 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,685 Hold on, hold on. 248 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:38,057 We have one more. Kevin Pearson. 249 00:09:38,097 --> 00:09:40,510 Sorry. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm late. 250 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:42,614 It's just, you know, I tried to take the subway, right, 251 00:09:42,638 --> 00:09:43,949 and then walk, like a New Yorker. 252 00:09:43,973 --> 00:09:46,140 Uh, Ron Shiller. 253 00:09:46,175 --> 00:09:48,076 This is Sloane Sandberg. 254 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,778 - You're the, uh, screenwriter. - Playwright. 255 00:09:50,813 --> 00:09:53,432 Well, you know, I mean, you gotta start somewhere. 256 00:09:53,457 --> 00:09:57,239 Um, you'll be reading with Miss Maine today, if that's okay. 257 00:09:57,271 --> 00:09:59,639 Yeah, no, whatever you got, you know. Miss Maine, Miss Iowa. 258 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,575 I judged, uh, Miss USA for Trump once, 259 00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:03,410 so we may have actually met before. 260 00:10:03,444 --> 00:10:05,979 Miss Maine is Olivia Maine. 261 00:10:06,466 --> 00:10:08,201 Tony nominee. 262 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,751 SHILLER: She plays Jessica. 263 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:13,878 Of course. Hi. Good to meet you. 264 00:10:16,591 --> 00:10:18,558 Uh, well, before we start, I just wanted to... 265 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:20,550 I want to get something off my chest. 266 00:10:20,575 --> 00:10:22,106 I do understand the perception, you know. 267 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:23,607 These L.A. actors, they come out here, right? 268 00:10:23,631 --> 00:10:26,066 They do their little quick stint in theater 269 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,244 just to feel better about themselves. 270 00:10:27,268 --> 00:10:30,103 That's not why I'm here, okay? I'm here for the right reasons. 271 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,775 Let's get this over with, shall we? 272 00:10:35,539 --> 00:10:37,974 [sniffles, clears throat] 273 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:47,821 Did you want me to start? 274 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,689 Yes, I thought it would be good, if, uh... 275 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,581 you speak, then I speak, then you speak, and we all go home. 276 00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:54,795 Does that work for you? 277 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:56,329 Yeah. That's great... 278 00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,187 [clears throat] 279 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:06,305 My recollection's hazy, actually, it was a long day. 280 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:09,810 Not for me. Mine was over before 9:00 in the morning. 281 00:11:09,844 --> 00:11:11,912 [whispering]: That's really good... accent. 282 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,754 - What? - The American accent. 283 00:11:13,781 --> 00:11:15,081 What? 284 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,351 I just... diving... diving right back in. Uh... 285 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,387 [flipping pages] 286 00:11:21,989 --> 00:11:24,157 It say, uh... it says "I lay," uh, I don't... 287 00:11:24,192 --> 00:11:25,893 Let me just say... I don't need to say it. It says... 288 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,217 I'll just say it. 289 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,962 I lay... 290 00:11:29,184 --> 00:11:31,085 Just keep going. 291 00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:33,088 [chuckles softly] This is... 292 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,957 I'll get it. [sniffles] 293 00:11:34,991 --> 00:11:37,306 I lay on the dock all night, 294 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:39,260 and part of the next morning. 295 00:11:39,296 --> 00:11:40,876 And I don't feel a thing. 296 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,595 Let me take that again. 297 00:11:44,923 --> 00:11:46,935 KEVIN: Oh, my gosh... oh, my gosh. 298 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:49,605 Okay. Baby say what... [chuckles] 299 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:53,375 Okay. I-I lay... Let me get into it. 300 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:56,420 I lay on the dock all night and part of the next morning. 301 00:11:56,445 --> 00:11:58,404 And I don't feel a thing. 302 00:11:58,429 --> 00:12:02,017 The bug bites, the sunburn. Nothin'. 303 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,420 It's like when we used to go fishing. You remember? 304 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:12,248 - I never fished... - Do you have the next... 305 00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:13,638 - What the hell? - Sorry. 306 00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:15,726 You weren't talking, so I thought... 307 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:18,177 - It's called a pause. - Right. 308 00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:22,895 Sorry. It doesn't say pause on my script... 309 00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:25,805 Well, it doesn't say suck, either, yet here we are. 310 00:12:28,599 --> 00:12:30,299 RANDALL: You know your size? 311 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,934 Always tended toward the slim. 312 00:12:31,969 --> 00:12:34,317 I don't see that changing much at this point. 313 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:40,392 Try these. 314 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,078 Afterwards, we'll swing by the pharmacy, 315 00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:44,914 get those medications that the doctor wrote for you. 316 00:12:44,948 --> 00:12:46,749 Sounds like a plan. 317 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:49,085 Ugh! $100? 318 00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:51,120 It's what they cost. 319 00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:54,357 I'm paying, just take the pants. 320 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,833 So are we gonna talk about it or not? 321 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,167 Talk about what? 322 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,709 Ha. About what. Uh, this morning. 323 00:13:07,734 --> 00:13:11,574 Or are you content to stand in silent judgment with that face? 324 00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:12,686 It's just my face. 325 00:13:12,711 --> 00:13:15,745 No, you didn't like me apologizing for you. 326 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:17,139 I get it. 327 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,154 Would you have been happier if I made a big scene? 328 00:13:19,186 --> 00:13:20,720 You know, got up in Tony's face, 329 00:13:20,745 --> 00:13:23,319 had the cops roll up and turn the hoses on us? 330 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:24,752 It's the Cosgroves. 331 00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:27,944 He runs an insurance agency, she collects owls. 332 00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:30,437 History would not have memorialized our stand. 333 00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:31,779 You ever had a hose turned on you? 334 00:13:31,803 --> 00:13:33,280 Can't say that I have, I'm very sorry. 335 00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,439 Don't be. It hurts. 336 00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:37,107 And there's that face. 337 00:13:37,141 --> 00:13:39,142 Only face I got. Look, I could use some socks... 338 00:13:39,177 --> 00:13:41,411 No, the face. The one that says I have a scar 339 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,480 on my arm from integrating schools. 340 00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:46,596 And probably blisters on your feet from marching for freedom, 341 00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:49,159 but me, because I grew up in a white house, 342 00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:51,520 you think I don't live in a black man's world. 343 00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:52,923 Oh, you know the one. 344 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,425 The one where that salesman there has been eyeballing us 345 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,661 ever since we came in here. Or where that security guard 346 00:13:57,695 --> 00:14:00,341 has moved just a little off his mark so he can keep us in his sight. 347 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:01,932 And where they'll definitely ask 348 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,167 for an ID with my credit card when I go to pay, 349 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,536 even though they haven't asked for anybody else's. 350 00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:11,408 Plus a million things every day that I have to choose to let go, 351 00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:15,112 just so I'm not pissed off all the time. 352 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,247 Like I did on the street this morning. 353 00:14:17,281 --> 00:14:20,283 Like I have done every day of my life. 354 00:14:22,787 --> 00:14:25,422 Now try on the damn slim cut flat front chinos. 355 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:28,669 I think they'll look nice on you. 356 00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:34,435 - KEVIN: Randall! - Yeah? 357 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:35,928 Watch! 358 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,631 [chuckling]: Cool! Cool! 359 00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:41,267 Dad, watch! Dad! 360 00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:42,812 - Where's the other one? - I'm looking. 361 00:14:42,836 --> 00:14:46,051 Man, you take your eyes off one for a second, you lose track of the others. 362 00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:48,808 That's because there are more of them than there are of us. 363 00:14:48,842 --> 00:14:51,143 - Always will be. - What? Oh. 364 00:14:51,178 --> 00:14:52,511 Talking about the kids. 365 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:54,980 Yep. It's a war. They got the numbers. 366 00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:56,959 - KEVIN: Dad! Dad! - We were beat before we started. 367 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,517 - Watch! - There she is. 368 00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,785 Hi. Hey, guys. 369 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,120 You want to play mermaids? 370 00:15:01,154 --> 00:15:02,855 This is from all of us. 371 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,927 KEVIN: Dad! 372 00:15:07,961 --> 00:15:10,329 - Dad! Daddy! Dad! - Yep. 373 00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:13,098 - Dad, watch me! - Yeah. I see you, pal! 374 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,669 Do you remember the first time he said "Dad"? How happy I was? 375 00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:18,137 Now where's Randall? 376 00:15:18,811 --> 00:15:22,174 - How about that time? Did you see? - Hey, Kev. Where's your brother? 377 00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:23,509 I don't know! 378 00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,945 - Jack... - You take land, I'll take sea. 379 00:15:25,979 --> 00:15:28,360 KEVIN: Dad! Watch! 380 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,595 REBECCA: Kevin. 381 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,951 You were supposed to watch each other! 382 00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,119 REBECCA: Randall! 383 00:15:34,329 --> 00:15:35,985 Randall! 384 00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:43,523 KEVIN: Aw, Kate it was the worst audition in the history of the world. 385 00:15:43,548 --> 00:15:45,018 Okay? I mean, that woman made me so nervous, 386 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,704 I started doing an English accent in the middle of it for no reason! 387 00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:49,729 Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 388 00:15:49,764 --> 00:15:51,758 Maybe that's the problem. You know? I wanted it too much. 389 00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:53,010 Hey! It's the Man-ny! 390 00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:54,920 Hey Man-ny! How's it going? [squeals] 391 00:15:54,945 --> 00:15:57,748 Yeah. Listen. Could you please fly out here? I really need you right now. 392 00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:00,000 You'll be fine, you just... 393 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,342 What? I'm just what? Where'd you go? 394 00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:03,910 Nowhere. I'm here. I'm shopping. 395 00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:05,512 - I'm lost. - KATE: You're not lost. 396 00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:08,112 It's just all new. It's just new. 397 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:10,150 No... I mean I'm actually lost, 398 00:16:10,184 --> 00:16:12,485 I have no idea where the hell I'm at. I got to go. 399 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,820 - Oh! - Ow! 400 00:16:13,855 --> 00:16:15,856 Sorry. Oh. 401 00:16:16,881 --> 00:16:19,254 - [sighs] - Hey, uh... 402 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:22,356 that whole thing back there, just so you know. I'm not actually bad, okay? 403 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,064 - Okay. Duly noted. - Okay. 404 00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:25,342 Okay. Just wanted to get that out there. 405 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:27,000 Well, out there it is. 406 00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:29,035 Although you weren't super helpful. 407 00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:34,541 You want to get a drink? 408 00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,176 What, like, now? 409 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,678 Yeah. Now. Come on, 410 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:40,580 - L.A. - What? Yeah. 411 00:16:40,615 --> 00:16:42,682 ♪ 412 00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:45,685 [indistinct chatter] 413 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:48,955 TESS: Mom, the play's about to start! 414 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:51,435 All right, Tess. Hurry up. Go get your dress on. Get her her shoes. 415 00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:52,603 - Hurry, hurry, hurry. - Break a leg. 416 00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:54,928 Come on... [chuckles] 417 00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:57,287 Wow, this is a nice place. 418 00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:59,235 Yeah. Public schools in this area are good, 419 00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:00,800 it's why we moved here. 420 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:02,695 - Even better than private. - Mm-hmm. 421 00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,337 You know, the parents are real involved. 422 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:06,706 - Mm-hmm. - You know, Beth's on the board. 423 00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:08,942 Real involved. 424 00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:11,411 They got a farm. 425 00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:13,580 - Really? - Yeah. Out back. 426 00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:16,161 Kids learn about the land. Grow their own food. 427 00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:17,997 Thank you. 428 00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,661 They got, uh, chickens. 429 00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:23,423 They got a goat. 430 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:29,129 ♪ Wanna take it down, gonna do my thing ♪ 431 00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,898 ♪ Gonna do my thing ♪ 432 00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:34,734 ♪ Gonna do my thing ♪ 433 00:17:34,769 --> 00:17:36,102 ♪ Gonna do my thing ♪ 434 00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:37,980 Hi. 435 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,857 Can I help you find something? 436 00:17:39,882 --> 00:17:40,882 No. 437 00:17:40,907 --> 00:17:43,276 Oh! You're here about the job. 438 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:46,590 - Hmm? - You know. The job? [chuckles] 439 00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:48,263 - Y-yeah. - Great! 440 00:17:48,288 --> 00:17:49,655 ♪ I'm unstoppable ♪ 441 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,349 Let's go over here so we can talk. 442 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,907 ♪ It's time to hit the road again. ♪ 443 00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,214 Randall? 444 00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:01,488 Randall? 445 00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,183 Hey, Kate. Have you seen Randall? 446 00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:06,488 [sighs] Randall! 447 00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:08,785 _ 448 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,961 ♪ 449 00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:23,942 Randall? 450 00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:25,959 Randall... 451 00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,581 Randall! Hello! 452 00:18:29,615 --> 00:18:30,699 Did you not hear me calling you? 453 00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,566 - Hey, what are you doing over here? - Oh, no, no, no... 454 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,550 - I've been... - It's okay. I'm watching him. 455 00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,365 Okay, it's... I-I have him now. I'm sorry, 456 00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:38,444 I'm his mother. I was a little panicked. I'm Rebecca. 457 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:39,702 Oh, we know who you are. 458 00:18:39,736 --> 00:18:41,036 You do? 459 00:18:41,071 --> 00:18:43,238 Oh yes. When a white family has a black child 460 00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,709 and they don't introduce themselves to any of us, 461 00:18:45,864 --> 00:18:47,765 we tend to take notice. 462 00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:51,547 Well. Thank you for watching him, 463 00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,749 He's just not supposed to be over here. 464 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,786 Not... "over here" like that. 465 00:18:57,821 --> 00:19:00,353 There's nothing wrong with over here. 466 00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,332 I just mean that I want him 467 00:19:03,356 --> 00:19:05,800 where we can see him. Where we're sitting. In front of us. 468 00:19:07,026 --> 00:19:09,839 Thank you. It was very nice to meet you. Randall, come on. Let's go. 469 00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:12,234 Come on. Thank you. 470 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:17,873 Actually, you stay right here. 471 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,043 That's my son, and I'm his mother. 472 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,422 And I don't know if you have some sort of problem with that arrangement, 473 00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:24,947 but also, I don't really care. 474 00:19:24,972 --> 00:19:26,647 Thank you very much for watching my son. 475 00:19:26,672 --> 00:19:28,116 But I have him now. 476 00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:29,952 - Okay. - Okay. 477 00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:32,287 You need to get the child a proper haircut. 478 00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:35,334 The razor bumps on his neck. 479 00:19:35,368 --> 00:19:38,103 You need a barber who knows how to cut black hair. 480 00:19:40,073 --> 00:19:41,740 Come on. 481 00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:44,028 Hey, I told you to stay with your brother. Didn't I? 482 00:19:44,053 --> 00:19:45,877 Sorry. 483 00:19:45,912 --> 00:19:50,048 Is this the real reason you wanted to come to this pool and not the other? 484 00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:53,885 - Come on. - [classical music playing] 485 00:20:09,612 --> 00:20:11,198 So beautiful. 486 00:20:11,223 --> 00:20:14,080 BOY: Ho, there. Who might you be, fair maid? 487 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,890 I am the Princess Snow White. 488 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,092 [laughter] 489 00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:20,226 BOY: I have traveled this land 490 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,063 and many others, and never have I seen 491 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,398 a beauty so fair. 492 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,466 [laughter] 493 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,710 ANNIE: Where are you from, noble sir? 494 00:20:28,735 --> 00:20:31,078 What errand brings you to the forest? 495 00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:33,338 ♪ 496 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,009 I come from a land far away. 497 00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:38,011 ♪ 498 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:49,489 - Thanks. - Cheers. 499 00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:51,524 [indistinct conversation] 500 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,794 - The, uh... - Thank you. 501 00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:55,872 That play is really special, isn't it? 502 00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,597 I mean, I don't read a lot of plays, 503 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,576 - but that's-that's good. - [laughing]: Yeah. Yeah, I got that. 504 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,234 - No, look, it's... - [laughs] 505 00:21:01,268 --> 00:21:03,576 it's really good, actually. I mean, it's... 506 00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:05,076 it's fragile. 507 00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:06,629 It's-it's delicate. 508 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,815 So, where are you from, Kevin Pearson? 509 00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:13,014 - Me? - Mm. 510 00:21:13,048 --> 00:21:14,682 Uh... Pittsburgh, originally. 511 00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:16,034 You got family back there? 512 00:21:16,059 --> 00:21:17,745 Um... not anymore. 513 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:20,943 Right, so, L.A. is home now? 514 00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:24,646 Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. 515 00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:29,071 - I think you should go back there. - I know, right? [laughs] 516 00:21:32,138 --> 00:21:33,272 Are you serious? 517 00:21:33,306 --> 00:21:35,607 I am serious. 518 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,110 And I'm telling you this as a friend 519 00:21:38,144 --> 00:21:40,005 because I see this all the time. 520 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:41,724 I mean, you said it yourself. 521 00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:44,298 Pretty people come here from TV or movies 522 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,067 because they want to do something real. 523 00:21:46,101 --> 00:21:47,235 I mean, even if they've... 524 00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:51,572 they've never had a genuine moment in their entire lives. 525 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,574 Do you know what they find out? 526 00:21:53,609 --> 00:21:55,076 That guess what? 527 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,744 It's hard. 528 00:21:56,778 --> 00:21:59,180 It's so hard. It's not... 529 00:21:59,214 --> 00:22:03,351 it's not pretend, it's not Guys and Dolls in some high school cafeteria. 530 00:22:03,385 --> 00:22:05,186 It's not... 531 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,420 I'm sorry, what-what-what was the-the movie you were in? 532 00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,646 It was a TV show, actually, called, uh, The Man-ny. 533 00:22:10,671 --> 00:22:12,193 Yeah, and look, 534 00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,228 I'm not saying that you're not good at what you do. 535 00:22:14,263 --> 00:22:16,264 I'm sure you're... you're great at it. 536 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,136 I mean, I-I couldn't do it. 537 00:22:18,161 --> 00:22:20,929 But this... is not that. 538 00:22:21,637 --> 00:22:23,904 You're in over your head, Kevin Pearson. 539 00:22:23,939 --> 00:22:27,074 I mean, if you really want to do this, then go home, 540 00:22:27,109 --> 00:22:29,443 find a class, get some training. 541 00:22:30,828 --> 00:22:32,246 I'm just being honest. 542 00:22:32,672 --> 00:22:33,992 I see. 543 00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:35,352 As a... as a friend. 544 00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:36,353 - Yeah. - Yeah. 545 00:22:36,387 --> 00:22:37,687 [phone beeps and vibrates] 546 00:22:37,722 --> 00:22:40,642 Still, just, you know, it feels like you're using the word "friend" wrong. 547 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:45,228 Everything all right? 548 00:22:45,253 --> 00:22:46,864 - You okay? - Yeah. 549 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,762 - Yeah? - Yeah. 550 00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:51,793 [glass shatters] You got the part. 551 00:22:51,818 --> 00:22:53,647 - Wait, I'm sorry, what? - They think the nanny 552 00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:55,372 will sell tickets. 553 00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:02,512 It was actually The Man-ny. 554 00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:05,515 Dad, look! I'm going under and everything! 555 00:23:05,549 --> 00:23:06,516 Dad! 556 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,718 - Yeah, I see you, pal! - Randall. 557 00:23:08,753 --> 00:23:10,186 - KEVIN: Dad! - Lunch, baby. 558 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:11,531 - Dad! - You know, maybe she was just 559 00:23:11,555 --> 00:23:12,866 - trying to be helpful. - KEVIN: Dad! Watch! 560 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:15,892 By condescendingly telling me how I could raise my kid? Yeah. 561 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,395 - No, thank you. - KEVIN: Dad! 562 00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:22,499 [children shouting] 563 00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:29,486 ♪ I love my father and I love him well... ♪ 564 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,988 [children laughing and shouting] 565 00:23:33,019 --> 00:23:36,226 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 566 00:23:38,704 --> 00:23:41,839 ♪ I love my father and I love him well ♪ 567 00:23:44,530 --> 00:23:47,833 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 568 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:54,120 ♪ 'Cause where I live it gets dark at night ♪ 569 00:23:56,209 --> 00:24:00,683 ♪ The kind of dark eats up the light ♪ 570 00:24:01,537 --> 00:24:05,355 ♪ Yeah, where I live it gets dark at night ♪ 571 00:24:07,525 --> 00:24:11,928 ♪ The kind of dark eats up the light ♪ 572 00:24:13,217 --> 00:24:16,701 ♪ And you know that, mother I'd be lying ♪ 573 00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:24,482 ♪ If I didn't tell you I'm afraid of night. ♪ 574 00:24:25,576 --> 00:24:27,577 [gasping] 575 00:24:27,602 --> 00:24:29,269 [heavy breathing] 576 00:24:59,702 --> 00:25:01,647 WOMAN [over P.A.]: We have a lost child, looking for its parents. 577 00:25:01,671 --> 00:25:03,605 If you are missing a child, 578 00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:05,974 please call Lost and Found. 579 00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:12,030 [laughing] 580 00:25:17,561 --> 00:25:18,714 JACK: Kate, you're not eating. 581 00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:20,014 You okay? 582 00:25:20,672 --> 00:25:22,373 What's up with her? 583 00:25:28,046 --> 00:25:30,786 Are you kidding me?! Oh! Why? 584 00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:32,894 Because we didn't make her wear a T-shirt, that's why. 585 00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:35,186 No, no, Jack, you're only gonna make it worse. 586 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,420 Sit... 587 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:38,817 - [whispering]: sit down. Seriously. - I almost drowned! 588 00:25:38,842 --> 00:25:40,309 - REBECCA: What? - Did you even care? 589 00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:41,910 - When? - I tried to get to the deep end, 590 00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:43,722 - but you never watch me. - Hey. Calm down. 591 00:25:43,762 --> 00:25:45,039 - You always watch them. - Kev, Kev, Kev. 592 00:25:45,063 --> 00:25:46,230 - Come on... - Don't touch me. 593 00:25:46,264 --> 00:25:47,402 Watch yourself, pal. 594 00:25:47,427 --> 00:25:50,082 And you're so busy making sure that Kate's not eating too much... 595 00:25:50,107 --> 00:25:53,269 - Kev, calm down. - and... and Randall's not too adopted, 596 00:25:53,294 --> 00:25:55,339 and meanwhile, where's Kevin? 597 00:25:55,374 --> 00:25:57,094 Oh, guess what? 598 00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,314 He's dead. 599 00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,823 REBECCA: Bud, we love you. We were watching... 600 00:25:59,847 --> 00:26:01,512 - KEVIN: Don't touch me. - I got this one. 601 00:26:01,546 --> 00:26:04,009 Hey, hey, hey, hey, come here. Come here. 602 00:26:04,034 --> 00:26:05,683 - What? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 603 00:26:05,717 --> 00:26:08,095 I'm sorry. Okay? I should have been watching. 604 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,213 - Okay? - You should have. 605 00:26:09,238 --> 00:26:11,144 And I said I was and I should have been watching you, pal. 606 00:26:11,168 --> 00:26:13,601 I'm trying, okay? Look, I know that I'm bigger than you. 607 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:14,768 I know that I'm an adult, 608 00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:19,957 but I... th-th-this is my first time, okay? This is my first time, too. 609 00:26:19,982 --> 00:26:21,753 I got three of you and I'm trying. 610 00:26:21,778 --> 00:26:23,731 I'm sorry. I should've been there. 611 00:26:23,786 --> 00:26:25,420 And I'm gonna be there, okay? 612 00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,457 - Okay. - Can I have a hug? 613 00:26:28,491 --> 00:26:30,625 Can I get a "Dad, I love you"? 614 00:26:52,121 --> 00:26:54,555 Do you have the name of a barber? 615 00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,286 I do. 616 00:26:59,822 --> 00:27:01,750 Well, I would appreciate it. 617 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,501 Then I'll write it down. 618 00:27:08,531 --> 00:27:12,230 When he gets out of the pool, you need to put lotion on him or he gets ashy. 619 00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:14,402 Lotion. Okay. Thank you. 620 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:23,912 Do you think that my son could play with yours sometime after school? 621 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:29,304 Yeah, yeah. 622 00:27:29,685 --> 00:27:30,919 I think we can do that. 623 00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:33,488 And does he need sunscreen or not? 624 00:27:33,523 --> 00:27:37,359 - He does, right? - [laughs] 625 00:27:39,371 --> 00:27:42,316 - I thought he did. I knew he did! - [laughing] 626 00:27:42,574 --> 00:27:44,410 Can you tell my husband that, please? 627 00:27:44,441 --> 00:27:46,075 Uh, I didn't bring a résumé, sorry. 628 00:27:46,102 --> 00:27:47,736 I didn't think I'd have a job interview. 629 00:27:47,771 --> 00:27:49,682 And I thought I would just pick up an application... 630 00:27:49,706 --> 00:27:52,341 Oh, well, you're here and I'm here, let's talk. 631 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:54,076 ♪ I could be your highlight, highlight ♪ 632 00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:55,678 ♪ I could be your highlight... ♪ 633 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,579 You have really pretty skin. 634 00:27:57,614 --> 00:27:59,848 Oh, thank you. So do you. 635 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:02,639 - Thanks. - So, Kate, 636 00:28:02,726 --> 00:28:04,994 do you know anything about my store or my background? 637 00:28:05,029 --> 00:28:07,730 Hmm... a little. 638 00:28:07,765 --> 00:28:10,366 I know that you've had this store since 2013 639 00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:13,002 and before that you sold your own designs on Etsy, 640 00:28:13,037 --> 00:28:16,039 until you partnered with that woman that you met at UC Santa Cruz... 641 00:28:16,073 --> 00:28:18,698 go, Banana Slugs... at her wedding in Thailand. 642 00:28:18,729 --> 00:28:20,443 Oh, so beautiful. 643 00:28:20,477 --> 00:28:22,245 Like, that is my dream trip. 644 00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:25,004 And then you imported those scarves then it just, like, took off from there. 645 00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:27,260 Oh, and you're divorced, you have no kids and you look 646 00:28:27,284 --> 00:28:29,252 amazing in wide-brimmed hats. 647 00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:31,054 [sighs] 648 00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:34,390 I assume. You just have the head for it. 649 00:28:34,425 --> 00:28:36,893 I don't. I look like a pacifier. 650 00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:38,394 [laughs] 651 00:28:38,429 --> 00:28:41,164 ♪ 652 00:28:42,766 --> 00:28:45,660 I like a person who does her research before an interview. 653 00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:48,671 - I'm a big researcher. - [knocking] 654 00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:51,407 Hey, what's up? 655 00:28:53,077 --> 00:28:56,079 So, the good news is: I got a job. 656 00:28:57,378 --> 00:28:59,649 Well, that means that there's bad news. 657 00:29:01,057 --> 00:29:02,932 Bum-bum-bum! 658 00:29:06,553 --> 00:29:08,873 [whistle blows sharply] Adult swim. 659 00:29:08,928 --> 00:29:12,397 - Adult swim only. - [children groaning] 660 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:16,981 You cold? 661 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:18,871 ♪ Every word I said ♪ 662 00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:20,372 ♪ When I said that I love you... ♪ 663 00:29:20,406 --> 00:29:22,708 - T-shirt? - I didn't bring one. 664 00:29:22,742 --> 00:29:24,710 ♪ That I love you forever... ♪ 665 00:29:24,744 --> 00:29:26,745 Well... 666 00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:30,273 I brought a T-shirt. 667 00:29:30,298 --> 00:29:32,217 That's the one Mommy hates. 668 00:29:32,252 --> 00:29:34,553 - Oh, Mommy's just jealous. - I don't think so. 669 00:29:34,587 --> 00:29:35,721 [laughing]: Well, it's true. 670 00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:38,436 She just pretends like she hates it because I won't let her wear it. 671 00:29:40,516 --> 00:29:41,770 You know where I got this shirt? 672 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:45,195 I heard Mommy say it was from a drugged-out drifter. 673 00:29:47,146 --> 00:29:48,691 Listen, Mommy doesn't know the whole truth, 674 00:29:48,715 --> 00:29:50,555 so this is gonna have to stay between us, okay? 675 00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:53,324 I got it... 676 00:29:53,386 --> 00:29:55,354 in Florida. 677 00:29:55,388 --> 00:29:57,856 A magical land called Daytona Beach. 678 00:29:57,890 --> 00:29:59,358 Can we go there? 679 00:29:59,392 --> 00:30:00,809 No. 680 00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:04,196 No, you may never go to Daytona Beach. 681 00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:05,497 [stammers] 682 00:30:05,531 --> 00:30:06,898 I want you to say it out loud: 683 00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:08,544 "Daddy, I will never go to Daytona Beach." 684 00:30:08,568 --> 00:30:10,933 Daddy, I will never go to Daytona Beach. 685 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,336 Good girl. 686 00:30:12,372 --> 00:30:14,172 But I was there... 687 00:30:14,207 --> 00:30:18,577 and one night, I was walking back to my hotel, 688 00:30:18,611 --> 00:30:22,681 and... I came across this man... 689 00:30:22,715 --> 00:30:23,915 a traveler. 690 00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:27,793 He was wearing ragged clothes and he had a strange way of talking. 691 00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:31,722 And these three young jerks were bothering him. 692 00:30:32,677 --> 00:30:35,646 They were trying to take away his bag of groceries. 693 00:30:35,671 --> 00:30:37,505 And so... I chased the jerks off. 694 00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:40,690 - By yourself? - Yeah, by myself. 695 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,503 And I had a few... 696 00:30:43,136 --> 00:30:46,464 vitamin drinks and... I chased them off. 697 00:30:46,489 --> 00:30:49,710 It happened. And the traveler was so grateful, 698 00:30:49,735 --> 00:30:51,093 he wanted to repay me. 699 00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:53,002 You know, he-he didn't have much, 700 00:30:53,037 --> 00:30:55,071 so he reaches into his little satchel 701 00:30:55,105 --> 00:30:58,041 and he pulls out this shirt. 702 00:30:58,075 --> 00:31:02,045 He says to me that it's a magic T-shirt. 703 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:06,049 He said, that when you wear it, 704 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:10,053 your enemies will see you exactly as you want to be seen, 705 00:31:10,087 --> 00:31:11,721 and only that way. 706 00:31:11,755 --> 00:31:14,557 Whether it's a... a warrior, 707 00:31:14,592 --> 00:31:17,300 or a princess. Whatever you want. 708 00:31:17,325 --> 00:31:19,128 - Does it work? - You tell me. 709 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:22,862 I was wearing this shirt the night I met your mom. 710 00:31:22,887 --> 00:31:26,102 And she thought I was the handsomest man in the world. 711 00:31:26,136 --> 00:31:27,511 - You? - Yeah, I know. 712 00:31:27,536 --> 00:31:28,959 Me. 713 00:31:30,503 --> 00:31:31,703 Magic. 714 00:31:40,914 --> 00:31:43,248 I'm gonna go with princess. 715 00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:52,562 I want you to know... 716 00:31:52,596 --> 00:31:55,140 that your daddy already sees you that way without the shirt, okay? 717 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,599 You don't need it. 718 00:31:57,290 --> 00:32:00,608 Thanks, Daddy, but I'm gonna wear it anyway. 719 00:32:05,262 --> 00:32:06,692 Okay. 720 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,494 Your Highness. 721 00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:12,324 Need to find you a crown. 722 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,174 Oh, my God, this is not happening. 723 00:32:21,225 --> 00:32:23,998 This is... are you... oh. [laughs] 724 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,619 - Toby. - Oh... 725 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:32,638 So you're telling me that you work for my ex-wife? 726 00:32:32,663 --> 00:32:34,793 I didn't mean to, okay? It just happened. 727 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:36,662 Like, I-I wanted to see her up close. 728 00:32:36,696 --> 00:32:39,926 So you... just stalked her like a serial killer. 729 00:32:39,951 --> 00:32:41,949 Josie and I prefer to call it "research." 730 00:32:41,974 --> 00:32:44,324 "Josie and I." "Josie and I"? 731 00:32:44,349 --> 00:32:46,606 Wha... how in the hell is there a Josie and I? 732 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:49,242 - I don't know. I just had to know. - Know what? 733 00:32:49,276 --> 00:32:52,445 Toby, one of these things is not like the other, okay? 734 00:32:52,478 --> 00:32:55,747 So I wondered, like was she fat and then she got skinny? 735 00:32:55,782 --> 00:32:57,549 Was she a terrible person? But no. 736 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,384 She's actually beautiful, and she's great, 737 00:32:59,419 --> 00:33:01,053 and she thinks that I'm great, 738 00:33:01,087 --> 00:33:02,598 and she has amazing taste in imported goods. 739 00:33:02,622 --> 00:33:04,456 Like, feel this. 740 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:06,258 [stammering]: I don't even know what that is! 741 00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:07,559 It's a portfolio. 742 00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:09,227 - Oh. - And I liked it. 743 00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:11,009 Is that what you want? 744 00:33:11,034 --> 00:33:13,008 Is that what you want? Do you want a skinny person? 745 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,034 No, but I would like to be with a sane person, Kate. 746 00:33:18,021 --> 00:33:19,304 That is not nice. 747 00:33:19,339 --> 00:33:21,506 Yeah, well, maybe I'm a little tired of being nice. 748 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,008 Some stranger 749 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,787 tells you that you're great and you believe her. 750 00:33:24,811 --> 00:33:26,522 I tell you you're great and you think I'm lying. 751 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,617 Why is that? 752 00:33:27,642 --> 00:33:29,687 I don't... I don't know. I have a problem. 753 00:33:29,712 --> 00:33:31,316 We all have problems, Kate. 754 00:33:31,351 --> 00:33:34,953 - Toby, all of my life... - You've been fat. 755 00:33:34,988 --> 00:33:36,688 Yeah, I get it. 756 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,191 I empathize, clearly. 757 00:33:39,216 --> 00:33:43,738 I empathize, then I say something cute, then you feel better, rinse and repeat. 758 00:33:45,261 --> 00:33:47,265 She was terrible to me, Kate. 759 00:33:48,058 --> 00:33:49,465 Josie, 760 00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:52,938 this skinny, successful woman 761 00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:55,121 that-that you admire so much? 762 00:33:55,146 --> 00:33:57,509 She cheated on me, she lied to me, 763 00:33:57,543 --> 00:33:59,761 and then she took half my life savings. 764 00:33:59,786 --> 00:34:04,722 I gained 95 pounds in one year after she left me. 765 00:34:06,019 --> 00:34:08,074 At my lowest point, I told my brother 766 00:34:08,122 --> 00:34:10,628 that I was committing suicide even though that wasn't true 767 00:34:10,653 --> 00:34:13,738 because I wanted him to be as scared and lonely as I was. 768 00:34:13,763 --> 00:34:15,761 You know what? You know what? That's... 769 00:34:16,892 --> 00:34:19,260 that's a lie, I, uh... 770 00:34:21,764 --> 00:34:23,565 I did consider suicide. 771 00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:25,147 A lot. 772 00:34:26,178 --> 00:34:28,334 When I would get drunk. 773 00:34:29,006 --> 00:34:33,219 Alone. And disgust myself. 774 00:34:35,789 --> 00:34:39,047 So, you haven't cornered the market on problems, Kate. 775 00:34:43,232 --> 00:34:45,220 God, I'm really sorry. 776 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,890 My issues are not gonna go away overnight, Toby. 777 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,006 Well... 778 00:34:56,724 --> 00:34:58,028 neither am I. 779 00:34:58,953 --> 00:35:01,321 But Jesus, Kate... 780 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,072 Josie and I 781 00:35:09,532 --> 00:35:11,548 weren't good together. 782 00:35:13,058 --> 00:35:14,726 So we're not. 783 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:19,665 It's not like I was gonna keep the job anyway. 784 00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:21,752 But you know who are good together? 785 00:35:23,993 --> 00:35:26,064 Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie? 786 00:35:26,089 --> 00:35:27,806 [quietly]: Yeah, duh. 787 00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:29,061 I love them. 788 00:35:29,096 --> 00:35:30,578 And I want them to be my family. 789 00:35:30,603 --> 00:35:32,231 And also us. 790 00:35:32,266 --> 00:35:34,159 We're pretty good together. 791 00:35:36,143 --> 00:35:39,159 But mostly I was talking about Matt and Savannah. 792 00:35:42,176 --> 00:35:45,478 - Can I keep the portfolio? - Oh, my God, you're killing me. 793 00:35:46,285 --> 00:35:49,048 - No. - Do you just want to feel it? 794 00:35:53,261 --> 00:35:54,550 [gasps] 795 00:35:55,263 --> 00:35:56,563 Oh, my God. 796 00:35:57,643 --> 00:35:59,905 - [phone vibrating] - What is that? 797 00:35:59,930 --> 00:36:01,691 That's a baby something. 798 00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,742 KATE [over voicemail]: Leave a message for Kate. [voice mail beeps] 799 00:36:05,766 --> 00:36:07,691 Hey, hey, it's me. Um... 800 00:36:08,213 --> 00:36:09,990 I got the part. 801 00:36:10,141 --> 00:36:11,942 Yay, right? I think. 802 00:36:11,967 --> 00:36:13,668 Can you call me? Uh, it's just, you know, 803 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,806 you're-you're usually the one who... 804 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,275 who tells me how great I am, and you're not here. 805 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,145 [softly]: So... 806 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,230 [footsteps approaching] 807 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:37,261 WILLIAM: Man, that Tess was some Snow White tonight, huh? 808 00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,996 [chuckles] 809 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,297 Yeah. 810 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,768 [sighs] 811 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,268 I've offended you somehow. 812 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,640 - No. - No, I have. 813 00:36:57,063 --> 00:36:58,680 - You think I'm judging you. - I... 814 00:36:58,711 --> 00:37:02,320 Because I'm in no position to judge you whatsoever. 815 00:37:03,508 --> 00:37:07,244 But you need to know, if I was in a position to judge you, 816 00:37:07,269 --> 00:37:08,745 you'd be getting a very high score. 817 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:12,239 That story you told about helping to bus little black kids in Pittsburgh. 818 00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:15,276 - That was '86, '87? - Thereabout. 819 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:18,475 So you were clean then? Just... functional? 820 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:22,047 Because you know what this little black kid was doing? 821 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:23,608 - I don't... - I was a little boy, 822 00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:26,387 living in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania. 823 00:37:27,053 --> 00:37:29,590 Which is pretty much the whitest place on Earth. 824 00:37:30,264 --> 00:37:32,639 I had this little notebook... 825 00:37:33,530 --> 00:37:36,239 and every time I met a new black person, 826 00:37:36,264 --> 00:37:39,522 I would put a mark in this notebook. 827 00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:44,535 And every time I met a black man, I wondered if, somehow, 828 00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:47,715 if that man could possibly be my father. 829 00:37:47,751 --> 00:37:49,786 But I couldn't say that. 830 00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:51,891 You know, I couldn't say it out loud 831 00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:53,742 because I loved my father. 832 00:37:56,243 --> 00:37:57,927 My white father. 833 00:37:58,258 --> 00:37:59,758 And my white mother. 834 00:38:06,923 --> 00:38:10,306 I'm a strong, successful, black man. 835 00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:12,976 My wife and I give a lot of thought 836 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:14,776 to how we raise our girls, believe that. 837 00:38:14,801 --> 00:38:16,284 - Yes. - The fact that my daughter 838 00:38:16,309 --> 00:38:19,041 doesn't find anything unusual about her playing Snow White? 839 00:38:20,315 --> 00:38:22,612 - That's the whole idea. - [chuckles] 840 00:38:22,637 --> 00:38:23,946 Right? 841 00:38:26,883 --> 00:38:29,518 Look, I-I don't know everything, William. 842 00:38:29,553 --> 00:38:30,828 I don't. 843 00:38:31,555 --> 00:38:33,856 But I wouldn't change a thing about my parents, 844 00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:36,195 or the way that I parent, and I will not apologize 845 00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:37,702 - for any of it. - You shouldn't. 846 00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:39,094 - Because I don't. - I should. 847 00:38:42,566 --> 00:38:43,866 Three weeks I've known you, 848 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,359 and I still haven't said the words. 849 00:38:45,384 --> 00:38:47,719 - You don't have to say any... - I'm sorry. 850 00:38:49,922 --> 00:38:52,484 I am so deeply sorry. 851 00:38:54,788 --> 00:38:57,154 I did everything wrong by you. 852 00:38:57,179 --> 00:38:59,230 And you've done everything right. 853 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:02,913 You are doing everything right, son. 854 00:39:04,703 --> 00:39:08,373 ♪ 855 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,082 Well, uh... 856 00:39:16,246 --> 00:39:18,666 Now, you wear whatever you want on your walk tomorrow. 857 00:39:18,691 --> 00:39:21,473 Oh, I like my new flat front khakis just fine. 858 00:39:21,498 --> 00:39:23,816 [both laugh] 859 00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:25,973 ♪ I love my father, and I love him well ♪ 860 00:39:25,998 --> 00:39:27,565 [doorbell rings] 861 00:39:28,272 --> 00:39:29,906 Hmm. 862 00:39:29,941 --> 00:39:32,776 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 863 00:39:34,779 --> 00:39:36,613 [door opens] 864 00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:38,301 - Baby say what? - Uncle Kevin! 865 00:39:38,326 --> 00:39:40,369 - Hey! How are you? - Good. 866 00:39:40,394 --> 00:39:42,098 - Hi! I'm good, how are you? - How you doing? 867 00:39:42,122 --> 00:39:43,613 - Oh, you look beautiful. - Thank you. 868 00:39:43,638 --> 00:39:45,168 Honey, look, it's Kevin. 869 00:39:45,193 --> 00:39:46,756 - What's up, bro? - Yo! 870 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:48,373 - What's going on, man? - Oh, you know. 871 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:50,389 Missing my fan club, of course, you know? 872 00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:52,991 And, uh, you don't mind if I crash for a bit, right? 873 00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:55,162 Uh... [chuckles] uh... Yes. 874 00:39:55,187 --> 00:39:56,895 - Absolutely. - For a time. 875 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,831 - Thanks. - Uncle Kevin, I was Snow White! 876 00:39:58,865 --> 00:40:00,390 - Yeah? - You should come see the video, 877 00:40:00,414 --> 00:40:03,045 and we have to call Stacy Klein, who doesn't believe you're my uncle. 878 00:40:03,069 --> 00:40:05,155 You're kidding me, that's ridiculous. All right, yeah, I'll be right there. 879 00:40:05,171 --> 00:40:06,771 We'll tell her what's up. 880 00:40:06,799 --> 00:40:09,167 - She's cute. - RANDALL: Yeah, she is. 881 00:40:09,563 --> 00:40:10,797 Hey. 882 00:40:10,822 --> 00:40:12,270 - Hi. - Hey. Oh. 883 00:40:12,304 --> 00:40:14,338 - Uh, Kevin, this is, uh... - Yeah? 884 00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:15,807 William, he's my, uh... 885 00:40:18,977 --> 00:40:21,444 This is my biological father... 886 00:40:21,914 --> 00:40:25,850 whom I looked for, and I found, and this is him. 887 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:31,332 Uh, well, that probably is gonna be a longer conversation, 888 00:40:31,356 --> 00:40:33,205 - but it's good to meet you. - It's a pleasure to meet you. 889 00:40:33,229 --> 00:40:35,726 TESS: Uncle Kevin, come on! 890 00:40:35,761 --> 00:40:37,634 - Uh, go. - Okay. All right, yeah, no. 891 00:40:37,659 --> 00:40:40,156 - [claps] Let's go. - Go, go, go, go. Yes, yes. 892 00:40:40,181 --> 00:40:41,486 KEVIN: All right, where's my little Annie, huh? 893 00:40:41,510 --> 00:40:43,704 I miss the other half of my fan club. 894 00:40:47,744 --> 00:40:49,407 Was that the Man-ny? 895 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,547 - Yeah. - Yeah. 896 00:40:51,581 --> 00:40:53,325 I love that show. 897 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,584 I'm gonna go get my autograph book. 898 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:58,020 [William laughs] 899 00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:02,658 ♪ A mind filled with memories ♪ 900 00:41:08,531 --> 00:41:11,279 ♪ Weigh me down like gold ♪ 901 00:41:13,336 --> 00:41:16,420 ♪ I love my father, and I love him well ♪ 902 00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:21,314 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 903 00:41:24,547 --> 00:41:26,308 ♪ I love my father, and I love him well ♪ 904 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:29,332 Hey, is now a bad time to mention having another kid? 905 00:41:32,255 --> 00:41:35,926 - Are you reading? - I'm on the last page, come on, baby. 906 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,826 - Yeah. - Please. 907 00:41:37,861 --> 00:41:39,595 [soft chuckle]