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Here you are, madam.
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Ta-da!
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Syrup.
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Uh...
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I have something even better than syrup.
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- What?
- Pretend syrup.
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- Here you go.
- Does Schmariel want some pretend syrup?
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Here you go, Schmariel.
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She's had enough? I'll have to
cut you off. That's a lot of syrup.
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Which jammies you wanna
bring to Daddy's? Rainbows?
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- Or the unicorns?
- Rainbows.
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Done. Easy. Such a good choice.
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Excited about spending
Thanksgiving at Daddy's?
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- What's that?
- Well, it's a very complicated day,
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and I'll tell you all
about it when you get older.
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But right now, just know
you're going to your daddy's,
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and you're gonna eat a whole lot of food
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and think about all the things
that you're thankful for.
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And I'm not gonna be there,
and I'll miss you a lot.
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But you'll have a really good time.
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Mommy's got a lot of houses to clean.
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A lot of people want their houses
cleaned before Thanksgiving.
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- How are we doing on those pancakes?
- Oh!
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- Look at that one I ate.
- Hey.
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Excuse me. Boop, boop, boop.
You need to eat some pancakes.
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Time to eat some pancakes, young lady.
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If you get down those
last two bites of pancake,
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you and me are gonna have
a very special surprise.
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You promise? All right,
let's see it happen.
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Let's do it.
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Score!
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Whoo!
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One second. We gotta get our mail, okay?
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- Guess what I got.
- What?
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Food. Today's gonna be a
very good day. I can feel it.
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There she is.
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It's a clunker, but it's safe.
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My grandpa drove this
thing for 30-some years.
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If anybody hits this thing,
they're gonna be in trouble.
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Are you sure this isn't putting you out?
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No, I mean, it just sits in my garage.
You're kind of doing me a favor.
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It needs to get driven
or the battery dies.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Hey, what do you think
of our big surprise?
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- Blue.
- You think it's blue?
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We've been taking the bus, and
this will be a game-changer.
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I'm so excited. I'm gonna kiss your car.
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- Yeah. You can. I just washed it.
- Thanks again for the car seat.
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Oh, yeah. Brady grew out of that
one. I figured it would fit Maddy.
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What?
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- Uh, it's just until I can save up.
- Keep it as long as you need.
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Hey, Maddy, you got any
big turkey-day plans?
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- Daddy's.
- Oh, Daddy's. That's great.
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Are you both going to
her dad's place, or... ?
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No, just Maddy.
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Oh. Okay, well, hey, if you need
somewhere to go for Thanksgiving...
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Thanks.
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My parents do just an incredible
spread, and you're welcome if...
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Thank you, I'm working,
but that's sweet.
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- You're working Thanksgiving?
- Yeah.
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I work whenever I can,
when I don't have her.
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Cool.
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Hey, uh, maybe some time
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you could clunk that
thing on down to my place.
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Um, the car, because I
called it a clunker before.
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Um...
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I guess I was trying to ask you out.
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Um...
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- Uh...
- But, um...
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No, I... Gosh, I don't wanna, you know,
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take the car if there's
strings attached.
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No, yeah, that's not what I meant.
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My life's not set up
for dating right now.
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Your life's not set up
for dating, I get that.
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- I really appreciate this so much.
- Yes, of course. You need the keys.
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So...
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- Thank you, Nate.
- Yes, no problem.
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I mean it, yeah.
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- Anytime.
- Okay.
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How are those blueberries?
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- Good.
- Yeah?
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Hi there.
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Paper or plastic?
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Paper, please.
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And I'm gonna be using
one of these today.
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Cleanup on aisle poor.
Cleanup on aisle poor.
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Uh, I'm actually gonna
hold off on these guys.
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67.45, please.
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Swipe it, like a card.
Use the pin from the form.
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Thanks.
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- Paper or plastic?
- Just plastic.
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What do you say we do something
super, duper, duper fun,
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in our brand-new car?
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Go! I think you cheated!
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Okay, so you're gonna go to
your daddy's for two days,
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you're gonna be super,
duper, duper good,
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and then Mommy's gonna come pick you up.
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Does that sound all right? You're
gonna have your Thanksgiving there?
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Uh-huh?
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- Uh-huh?
- Hey.
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There she is, there's my girl. Hi, baby.
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Aye!
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Whoa!
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Thank you for coming over here.
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Yeah, did you pack a snack this time?
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We're supposed to split costs,
Sean. You can buy snacks too.
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Right. Okay. You ready
to have some fun, Maddy?
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- And she hasn't had her nap yet.
- Okay. Great.
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Mommy gave you to me crabby.
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- She can just nap in your car.
- Yeah, it's not a real nap.
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What's up with you?
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I'm tired. I worked late.
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Had to get up early to get a
ferry to accommodate your schedule.
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You're hungover.
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No, I'm not. Hey, I told
you, I'm not drinking.
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- Still?
- Yes. Still.
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I'm actually about to get
my white chip. It feels good.
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I'm kind of digging sobriety. You know?
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Not feeling like shit all the time.
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I can see it on your
face. You look good.
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Yeah, I know I do.
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So Maddy will be at your place tomorrow?
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Yep. What are you doing?
Something with your mom?
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She's AWOL. You know how
she is with the holidays.
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But I'm okay. Stop feeling sorry for me.
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- I'm not.
- Okay.
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I love you.
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You have a good time, all right?
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Hey, you can come tomorrow.
If you want. It'll be chill.
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Uh, no, thank you, I'm
good. You guys have fun.
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Can't say we didn't try, right, Mad?
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All right. Say bye to Mommy.
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I love you so much. Bye, cutie!
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Sack of potatoes.
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Bye! Bye, Mom!
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Bye, Mom!
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So I decided not to get the car washed.
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One good thing about living
out here with all the rain,
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free car washes.
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You know what else is free? Pain
and heartache. Pain and suffering.
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That's what my mother used to say.
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Never mind these boxes,
just clean around them.
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We'll take them to the homeless shelter.
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They do a food drive every Thanksgiving,
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so I go through my pantry,
find what's almost expired.
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Well, I'm off to Whole
Foods! Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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♪ Innocently ♪
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♪ Change the channel ♪
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♪ On the TV ♪
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♪ Something you see ♪
♪ Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep ♪
♪ But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen ♪
♪ Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see ♪
♪ Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep ♪
♪ But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen ♪
♪ Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see ♪
♪ Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ And you have changed ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see ♪
♪ Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep ♪
♪ But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen ♪
♪ Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see ♪
♪ Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep ♪
♪ But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen ♪
♪ Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
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Those are a pointless vegetable.
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Just make sure to have a
vegan option for Daniel.
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Sarah, Sarah, I have to let
you go. Okay? Drive safe.
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Your sister is driving me crazy.
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What time should I pick
up Bennett from SeaTac?
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Honey, all I know is that I
am meeting you at your mom's.
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Hi.
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Oh, honey, this is Alex. The maid.
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- Is that what I'm supposed to call you?
- Oh, yeah, maid's fine.
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- Hi, I'm James, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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- How's business?
- Busy.
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Yeah? Regina, you know
we've got seven pies, right?
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Do we really need to bring seven
pies? You don't even eat pie.
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They're not for eating.
They are for looking at.
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We can put them out
after the announcement.
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It'll be like a celebratory thing.
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Can you put them in the car
for me, please? Thank you.
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Sorry, they told me to come at 3.
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I didn't realize you
would still be here.
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No, yeah, we are running late.
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I really appreciate you having me back.
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After the Mr. Darcy thing.
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I don't like the way the
other girls clean, so...
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Okay. We're off.
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Um...
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Can I get your Wi-Fi password?
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I don't have any
service here, and I have
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to be reachable in case my daughter...
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Your daughter. Right.
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So you got her back, then?
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Partial custody, yeah.
She's with her dad right now.
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Thanks.
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- Is this a five or an S?
- It is an S.
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I'm sorry to leave such a mess,
but I've been baking since dawn.
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But the house is still on the
market, so do a thorough job. Okay?
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Of course.
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Actually, I noticed last time
that the upstairs guest bathroom,
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the grout could use a deep clean.
But the bleach smell can be a lot.
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I was thinking I could come in
tomorrow and take care of it.
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On Thanksgiving day?
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Yeah, I don't have a lot going
on, and I could use the work.
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Well, does that cost extra? I
imagine you have a holiday rate?
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No, I won't charge you extra.
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That's fine, then.
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Now, Mr. Darcy, yes, yes, yes.
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Taking him with me.
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Happy Thanksgiving
to you too, Mr. Darcy.
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Once you pour the white
vinegar on the grout line
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and let that soak in for a little bit,
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the baking soda will add
some grit to the whole thing,
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give it a little bit of texture.
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See, the grit's coming right out.
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Like my beard?
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It's my niece. You wanna fuck?
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This is my snake.
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Made dinner for two. Ate both.
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Sober, single dad.
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Please leave a message after the tone.
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Hey, Mom. Uh... Just giving you
a call because it's Thanksgiving.
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So, yeah, I'll talk to you
later. All right, love you, bye.
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What? That's so cool! What was
your favorite part of the parade?
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Santa.
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You saw Santa?
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Oh, my goodness, sweetie pie!
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Hey, let me talk to Mommy.
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- Hey, we gotta go.
- No, I just got on the phone.
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Yeah, I know, but say,
"Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy."
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Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy.
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I love you, Maddy. I love you so...
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Happy Thanksgiving.
You're gonna get stuffed.
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I'm thankful for that ass.
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Wanna suck on my beard?
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♪ It's chill ♪
♪ But
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245
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246
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♪ One step away from crying ♪
247
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What's happenin', turkey?
248
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,917
Let's just, yeah,
forget I ever said that.
249
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,880
How's your Indigenous
People's Day going?
250
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,545
Kinda just feels like any other day.
251
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,638
You?
252
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,389
Ah, well, my family
is driving me insane.
253
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,015
I'm only home for 48 hours,
254
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,982
and I'm already considering
changing my flight to "now."
255
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,193
How about you?
256
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,981
Same.
257
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,605
Your profile says that you go to NYU
258
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,157
and that you're half French.
259
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,747
And I go to NYU. In grad
school. For, uh, film.
260
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,300
I'm a junior at Montana
College of Fine Arts.
261
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,434
And I'm studying creative writing.
262
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A writer.
263
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,469
Uh-oh.
264
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,852
Do you want to play a game?
265
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,150
I'll literally play any game with you.
266
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,229
Or on you.
267
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,605
Or next to you, or,
really, whatever you want.
268
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,452
Wanna play "meet in person"?
269
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,326
Where should we meet?
270
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,714
We can meet here...
271
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,384
At my house.
272
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,410
- Hey.
- Hi.
273
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,624
What's up?
274
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,543
- Do you want...
- I brought you a gourd.
275
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:03,749
I don't know if it's edible,
but it's festive, so...
276
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,545
Thanks.
277
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,174
Come in.
278
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,008
Is this your parents' place?
279
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:19,942
Yeah. Yeah. It's my
dad and my stepmom's.
280
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,232
It's a little over the top, I
know. They're in Bermuda right now.
281
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,401
Hopefully not the triangle.
282
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,320
No, yeah, I think,
uh, the vacation part.
283
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:42,075
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm really nervous,
like, my fingernails are sweating.
284
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,499
You're so pretty.
285
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,211
Um...
286
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,133
Hi. I'm Wayne.
287
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,675
- Alex.
- The writer.
288
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,804
Yeah.
289
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,770
You smell good. I just smelled you.
290
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,805
Not on purpose.
291
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,272
Um...
292
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,857
- Do you want a drink?
- Please, God.
293
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,791
Hmm.
294
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,369
Do you want to give me a tour?
295
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,344
Uh...
296
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,249
I think you get it. Uh...
297
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,512
This is the kitchen.
298
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,300
Yes. Clean.
299
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,755
We have a really good maid.
300
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,316
So how do you like Missoula?
301
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,279
It's good.
302
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,450
Teachers are really good.
303
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,833
I just wanna write, so...
304
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,748
You know who has a great
fiction writing program?
305
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,463
The New School.
306
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,670
- You ever thought about New York?
- It's expensive.
307
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,881
Your dad can't help you out?
308
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,755
I don't take money from him.
309
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:22,933
He, uh, divorced my mom when I was
6 and became a born-again Christian,
310
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,726
and started a whole new
family that I'm not a part of.
311
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,227
What about mom? Are you close with her?
312
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,741
She's undiagnosed bipolar, so no.
313
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,530
Damn, I'm sorry.
314
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,829
I feel like a dick now.
315
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,384
My biggest complaint
about my parents is,
316
00:27:44,385 --> 00:27:46,920
like, they send me
too many e-mails, so...
317
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,753
- Your parents pay for your school?
- No. Not my school, just my apartment.
318
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,591
They bought it for me as an investment.
319
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,801
Your parents bought you
an apartment? In Manhattan?
320
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,095
Yeah.
321
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,970
But I don't like taking money from them.
322
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,439
Being around them makes me
feel... It makes me feel lonely.
323
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,915
We get together twice a year, maybe,
324
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:14,145
and we just sit around on our phones,
325
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,486
waiting for the day to end.
326
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,488
How about you? Where were you today?
327
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:28,501
Honestly, I've spent the past few
Thanksgivings with my boyfriend.
328
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,590
He has this little niece
that comes over and, uh...
329
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,681
It's usually just the three of us.
330
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,217
But we broke up, so...
331
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,096
This is my first holiday without them.
332
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,061
I'm sorry.
333
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,147
Don't be.
334
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,654
This is what I wanted.
335
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:07,695
So, what do you...
What do you write about?
336
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,293
What do you make films about?
337
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:14,673
Nope, we're done talking about
me. Tell me what you're working on.
338
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:24,175
It's new, so I don't really
know how to talk about it yet.
339
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,401
It's a story about a woman.
340
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,983
I love female protagonists.
341
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:43,574
She lives in a big, beautiful house.
342
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,329
The kind of house that's
on the cover of magazines.
343
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:55,079
She has a personal trainer
and a financial adviser.
344
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,510
And an IRA.
345
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,838
She's been to the Louvre more than once.
346
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,974
She spends entire Saturdays...
347
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,642
getting hot-stone massages.
348
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,898
And reading her first-edition books.
349
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,574
She has a cashmere sweater
that makes her feel like...
350
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,373
she's being hugged by 1000 baby lambs.
351
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,668
She wakes up every morning
to a view of the ocean.
352
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:40,094
Like it exists just for her.
353
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,381
Nice detail.
354
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,428
She has the luxury of time.
355
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,426
No long lines to stand in.
356
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,098
No time cards to punch.
357
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,860
She has time to bake seven pies
from scratch, if she wants to.
358
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,914
What's the conflict?
359
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,911
There isn't one.
360
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,376
- People with money have everything.
- That's not true.
361
00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,717
I mean, I have a Peloton,
and I'm miserable.
362
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,256
- You have a Peloton?
- Do I look like I have a Peloton?
363
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,389
You look like you use it as a chair.
364
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,432
Ouch.
365
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,448
Fuck.
366
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,078
- What?
- Fuck. Fuck!
367
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,160
- You gotta go. You gotta go.
- What?
368
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,825
Come on. Put your coat on.
369
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,254
My stepmom's here, she hates
having strangers in the house.
370
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,804
- Come on.
- Okay. Okay.
371
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,006
- Sheesh.
- Around there. Side of the house.
372
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,681
- Can we hang again before I... ?
- No. Go! Faster, go!
373
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,435
I'm so sorry. I was
just getting out of here.
374
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,821
Oh.
375
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,243
I was here because of the grout.
376
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,091
You want another glass?
377
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,415
I'm so sorry.
378
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,592
Don't be.
379
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,298
How about some pie?
380
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,098
Want some pie?
381
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,430
No, no, no.
382
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,346
So how was your Thanksgiving?
383
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:07,281
It was good. I cleaned.
384
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,374
We eat at this table... once a year?
385
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,203
Eight grand.
386
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,210
I paid for it. I paid for
everything in this house.
387
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,999
I work so much
388
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,956
that I don't have time
to sit at this table.
389
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,643
That was always important
to me, that I kept working.
390
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,016
I was already a partner
when I met James.
391
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,305
My girlfriends all said,
"Quit! Enjoy your life."
392
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,355
He wanted me to quit too.
393
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:48,111
But I said, "Absolutely not."
394
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,945
I wanted to respect myself.
395
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,664
I wanted him to respect me.
396
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:09,546
It's the people you think you know.
That's who you have to worry about.
397
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,046
Because you don't actually know them.
398
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,349
You know the story you tell
yourself about who they are.
399
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,388
So you can get out
of bed in the morning.
400
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,148
The last few years...
401
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,111
sometimes I look at my husband...
402
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,027
he's just sitting there.
403
00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,657
And he's so beautiful.
404
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,704
And it's not fair.
405
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,253
And it's maybe what
Alzheimer's feels like.
406
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:49,053
He's familiar, but he's a stranger.
407
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,514
And I know I love him.
408
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,585
But I don't recognize him.
409
00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:05,728
And I just want this alien to
get the fuck out of my house.
410
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,480
I want the real him to come back.
411
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,963
Do you wanna know what's funny?
412
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,748
He left his wife for
me because I was young,
413
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,150
and he'd never had a good
relationship with his kids,
414
00:35:34,151 --> 00:35:35,838
and he wanted a do-over.
415
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,500
But unbeknownst to me,
416
00:35:39,501 --> 00:35:43,225
I had the ovarian reserve
of a 50-year-old woman.
417
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,313
You probably got pregnant
without even trying, didn't you?
418
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,975
Do you want me to respond?
419
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,783
Sure. Respond.
420
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,280
I got pregnant easy.
421
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,659
But I've had to bust my
ass for everything else.
422
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,497
I'm sure you have.
423
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,538
Let's see now, after...
424
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,538
five years and six rounds of IVF,
425
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:15,053
one of which actually
made it to nine weeks...
426
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,840
and had a heartbeat, that was thrilling.
427
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,926
After all that,
428
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,559
then there were the meditation retreats,
429
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:31,395
and even a trip to Mexico
for a Mayan uterus massage.
430
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:36,148
Three hundred thousand dollars later...
431
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,494
and now...
432
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,869
there is a woman named
Joanna in Oregon...
433
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,328
who is five months
pregnant with our son.
434
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,500
My son.
435
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:57,634
And I say that lightly
because we used a donor egg.
436
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,891
All in all, it took three
women to make this baby.
437
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,520
One with the egg, one with the
womb, and one with the money.
438
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,435
Me.
439
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,358
But she does send me pictures.
440
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,570
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
441
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:24,954
What am I looking at?
442
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,245
Yeah, I think that's his foot.
443
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:46,063
So then why don't I feel anything?
444
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,057
Being a mother looks
like all kinds of things.
445
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,401
I can understand how for
some women they can accept...
446
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,317
that the baby is theirs, no matter what.
447
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,284
And I really thought I
could be that woman, I...
448
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:11,287
But after all this time
and all this money...
449
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,077
when I look at that...
450
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,844
I don't feel love.
451
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,797
I don't feel loved.
452
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,301
I just feel desperate.
453
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,885
I never thought I'd do this part alone.
454
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,520
Alone?
455
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,857
James wants a divorce.
456
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,238
I'm sorry.
457
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,619
He told me on the way
to Thanksgiving dinner.
458
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:54,205
Which has got to be some sort
of record for asshole-ness.
459
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,786
It was not like I didn't see it coming.
460
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,765
With every miscarriage we had,
461
00:39:02,766 --> 00:39:05,091
he just slipped further
and further away.
462
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,006
Jesus, what am I doing?
463
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:29,575
- For the grout.
- No, no. Mm-mm. No.
464
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,118
It's fucking sparkling in here, Alex.
465
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,541
Don't ever let anybody
take advantage of you.
466
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:42,844
Make you feel "less than"
for all of your hard work.
467
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,340
Work.
468
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,137
It's the one thing you can count on.
469
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,385
Everything else is fragile.
470
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,434
Okay?
471
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:00,647
Okay.
472
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,525
Take the pies too.
473
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:06,945
No.
474
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,321
Please.
475
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,289
Can I see a picture of your daughter?
476
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,455
Of course.
477
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,206
How old is she?
478
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:24,585
She's almost 3.
479
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,140
And you're doing it alone?
480
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,764
Do you like being a mom?
481
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,813
I live for my daughter.
482
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:42,313
You can go.
483
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,613
Close the gate on your way out.
484
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,195
Okay.
485
00:40:49,889 --> 00:40:50,906
Okay.
486
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,603
Confessions of a Maid.
487
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,519
People keep weird
things in their drawers.
488
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,315
And I could list them all here.
489
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,323
But instead, here's what I'll confess.
490
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,779
Cleaning people's houses means
491
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,787
I spend hours dusting credenzas
that could put me through college,
492
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,825
washing floors made of wood
that could buy me a house.
493
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,341
It's hard not to want
their things, their lives.
494
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,298
No, "want" is too soft a word. Covet.
495
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,183
It's hard not to covet these
lives that you ache for,
496
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,681
because it all looks
so easy, so pleasant.
497
00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:00,922
The coconut waters,
the shelves of books,
498
00:42:00,923 --> 00:42:03,645
the infinity pools,
the ice-cold Sancerre.
499
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,233
But the truth is,
500
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,528
despite being wealthy and
living in a dream house
501
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:14,571
with marbled bathrooms and
floor-to-ceiling views of the sea,
502
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,031
their lives are still lacking.
503
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,875
Maybe all those long hallways
504
00:42:20,876 --> 00:42:23,790
and walk-in closets
are just hiding places.
505
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,247
Maybe all that glass just
shows you your own loneliness.
506
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:36,217
Maybe when you live in a house
that big, you lose yourself in it.
507
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,769
When I think about the house that
I want for my daughter and me,
508
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,770
it's not big and full of stuff.
509
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:51,027
There's a bed for each of us,
a surface for me to write on.
510
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,033
Maybe a yard for a
big, dumb dog someday.
511
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,747
But our space is a home because
we love each other in it.
512
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,020
Say, "Hi, Mommy."
513
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:30,654
What? Hi, hi, hi.
514
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,743
Oh...
515
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,662
How was your Turkey Day?
516
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,120
It was good, we had
cranberry sauce. Not a fan.
517
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:44,081
Oh, my goodness, I missed you.
I missed you. I missed you.
518
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,413
We missed you too.
519
00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:49,207
I thought maybe you'd
change your mind and come by.
520
00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:53,762
I don't wanna confuse her
about where Mommy lives.
521
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,218
- Did she eat yet?
- Yep, scrambled eggs.
522
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,306
Thanks.
523
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:09,403
- So how was your lonely Thanksgiving?
- It was okay. Kind of nice, actually.
524
00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:14,645
I saw you on Tinder.
525
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,321
I saw you on Tinder.
526
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:25,495
- So you'll pick her up Friday?
- Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.
527
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,327
Okay. Thanks.
528
00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,745
Why don't you give your
daddy a big kiss goodbye?
529
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:32,955
See you Friday.
530
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,884
Bye, Maddy! Bye, Mad-dog!
531
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,715
- Thank you.
- You guys have fun.
532
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,889
Guess what. Do you
like pie? Are you sure?
533
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,182
Good news for you.
534
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,846
I have seven whole pies at home.
535
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,727
- Seven?
- Seven whole pies.
536
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:16,003
All right, buddy, let's
roll. What do you say?
537
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,000
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