1 00:00:00,026 --> 00:00:02,785 - Previously on Lucifer... - You are my brother 2 00:00:02,788 --> 00:00:04,562 and my test. So what's the plan? 3 00:00:04,565 --> 00:00:05,528 We need to make 4 00:00:05,531 --> 00:00:06,640 the detective realize 5 00:00:06,643 --> 00:00:07,842 that Pierce isn't the man 6 00:00:07,845 --> 00:00:08,744 she thinks he is. 7 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,146 If we don't get Chloe to love you, 8 00:00:10,149 --> 00:00:11,515 then I can't kill you, 9 00:00:11,518 --> 00:00:14,353 and I need this to get back to Hell. 10 00:00:14,356 --> 00:00:15,658 I like you, Charlotte. 11 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:17,259 So, if you need time, I can wait. 12 00:00:17,261 --> 00:00:18,595 You're worth it. 13 00:00:18,598 --> 00:00:20,575 What do you desire? 14 00:00:20,578 --> 00:00:23,232 - I want her to choose me. - Then tell her. 15 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:24,967 Chloe Decker, will you marry me? 16 00:00:24,969 --> 00:00:26,453 Yes. 17 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:30,614 WOMAN: Are you listening? 18 00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:32,661 Get a move on. 19 00:00:32,664 --> 00:00:33,781 What part of 20 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:37,412 "she can't perform without it" do you not understand? 21 00:00:37,415 --> 00:00:39,434 Great. Just great. 22 00:00:39,437 --> 00:00:43,247 This is the agility trials in San Fran all over again. 23 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,654 ♪ I can see ahead of me, I run it, run it... ♪ 24 00:00:45,656 --> 00:00:48,057 [SIGHS] 25 00:00:48,059 --> 00:00:49,358 Run. 26 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,390 Run! 27 00:00:50,393 --> 00:00:51,625 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 28 00:00:51,628 --> 00:00:54,429 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪ 29 00:00:54,432 --> 00:00:57,433 This is an heirloom. 30 00:00:57,435 --> 00:00:59,468 Only the best for Bootsie. 31 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,421 [GROWLS SOFTLY] 32 00:01:01,424 --> 00:01:05,793 ANNOUNCER: And now, introducing last year's grand prize winner, 33 00:01:05,796 --> 00:01:09,311 Bootsie. 34 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:11,313 Situation sorted. 35 00:01:11,315 --> 00:01:12,429 WOMAN: You wish. 36 00:01:12,432 --> 00:01:15,917 Cornelia's up next and no one's laid eyes on her. 37 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,153 [SIGHS] 38 00:01:17,155 --> 00:01:18,254 ♪ Get what you want ♪ 39 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:19,789 Ms. Cornelia, showtime. 40 00:01:19,791 --> 00:01:20,960 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 41 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:22,308 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 42 00:01:22,311 --> 00:01:23,674 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh. ♪ 43 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:24,877 Ms. Cornelia? 44 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:35,184 ELLA: [SQUEALS] Oh, my God! 45 00:01:35,187 --> 00:01:36,468 Wowzers. 46 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,015 That is some rock, girlfriend. 47 00:01:39,018 --> 00:01:40,642 It is exciting, isn't it? 48 00:01:40,645 --> 00:01:43,640 Um, yeah, I mean, heart melting, brain exploding. 49 00:01:43,643 --> 00:01:44,742 Wait, clock's ticking. 50 00:01:44,745 --> 00:01:46,279 How much time do we have before the big day? 51 00:01:46,281 --> 00:01:47,648 - Three... - Months? 52 00:01:47,651 --> 00:01:48,950 Weeks, actually. 53 00:01:48,953 --> 00:01:50,653 What? That is not enough time to plan. 54 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:52,421 Well, Marcus and I thought why wait? 55 00:01:52,423 --> 00:01:53,589 When you know, you know, right? 56 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,723 I'm not talking about the wedding. 57 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:57,817 No, I am talking about the bachelorette party. 58 00:01:57,820 --> 00:01:59,095 Well, it's the second wedding. 59 00:01:59,097 --> 00:02:00,953 - Do I need one? - Uh, yeah, you do. 60 00:02:00,956 --> 00:02:03,331 It sets the foundation for your whole support system. 61 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:05,684 And trust me, you're gonna need one 62 00:02:05,687 --> 00:02:07,911 for the dark days to come 'cause, I mean, 63 00:02:07,914 --> 00:02:09,947 sleeping with the same dude 64 00:02:09,950 --> 00:02:11,817 [WHISPERS]: for the rest of your life? 65 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,542 Even hot gets boring, Chloe. 66 00:02:13,544 --> 00:02:15,288 Dark days ahead, indeed. 67 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:16,590 I may have to take my chances. 68 00:02:16,593 --> 00:02:18,125 Uh, Decker. 69 00:02:18,128 --> 00:02:21,879 All of my life, I have been dreaming 70 00:02:21,882 --> 00:02:23,614 of the chance to plan a bachelorette party. 71 00:02:23,617 --> 00:02:24,954 But four brothers. 72 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:26,288 Remember? 73 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:28,991 And you're the closest thing I have to a sister right now. 74 00:02:28,993 --> 00:02:30,860 Well... [SIGHS] 75 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:32,995 I guess if you're gonna play the sister card. 76 00:02:32,997 --> 00:02:34,263 Yes! 77 00:02:34,265 --> 00:02:36,161 Oh, wait. Let's talk theme. 78 00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:38,637 The bachelorette and wedding should match. 79 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:43,825 You know, color palette, dress, cake, venue, flowers... 80 00:02:43,828 --> 00:02:46,142 Playlist, DJ, tuxedo, 81 00:02:46,144 --> 00:02:47,510 - marriage license. - Right. 82 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:48,750 We have the nice bottle 83 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,382 of single malt for the bar, 84 00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:51,780 which is gonna be open, 85 00:02:51,782 --> 00:02:53,867 which means we need to get a couple bartenders. 86 00:02:55,052 --> 00:02:56,352 This is a lot, isn't it? 87 00:02:56,354 --> 00:02:58,654 It's, uh... [CHUCKLES] 88 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:01,004 Do you think we should maybe postpone the date? 89 00:03:01,007 --> 00:03:02,036 Is that what you want? 90 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:03,259 No. No. 91 00:03:03,261 --> 00:03:04,994 Totally and completely no. 92 00:03:04,996 --> 00:03:06,428 I... unless... 93 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:08,712 - unless you do. - Absolutely not. 94 00:03:08,715 --> 00:03:11,116 I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 95 00:03:13,437 --> 00:03:15,476 I mean, look, we solve murders. 96 00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:17,507 How hard can it be to plan one little wedding? 97 00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:19,559 Yeah. But I think I know what'll help. 98 00:03:19,562 --> 00:03:21,552 - Hmm? - I recently discovered that a certain detective 99 00:03:21,554 --> 00:03:23,926 has weeks of unused vacation days. 100 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:26,883 Couple days away from the office might give you time to plan. 101 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:31,353 Chloe said yes? 102 00:03:31,355 --> 00:03:33,926 - To marry Pierce? - It's mind-boggling, 103 00:03:33,929 --> 00:03:35,224 I know. 104 00:03:35,226 --> 00:03:36,668 I mean, when I said I was at peace 105 00:03:36,671 --> 00:03:38,692 with the detective making her own choices, 106 00:03:38,695 --> 00:03:39,903 it didn't occur to me 107 00:03:39,906 --> 00:03:43,364 that she'd be capable of making such a spectacularly bad one. 108 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:44,500 I mean, 109 00:03:44,502 --> 00:03:46,004 why on earth? 110 00:03:46,007 --> 00:03:47,503 Why is besides the point, Luci. 111 00:03:47,505 --> 00:03:49,270 We can't allow this to happen. 112 00:03:49,273 --> 00:03:52,497 Oh, I like this new you. 113 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,754 I wish you'd realized I was your test eons ago. 114 00:03:54,757 --> 00:03:56,590 Luci, it is God's will that you 115 00:03:56,593 --> 00:03:58,059 - and Chloe... - Yeah, don't ruin it. 116 00:03:58,062 --> 00:03:59,161 I'm just happy 117 00:03:59,164 --> 00:04:01,282 that we're on the same side for once. 118 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:03,252 So, what's the plan? 119 00:04:03,254 --> 00:04:06,255 The plan... is simple. 120 00:04:06,257 --> 00:04:07,589 The plan is simple. 121 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:09,426 I'm going to try to understand why 122 00:04:09,429 --> 00:04:11,060 the detective would want to marry 123 00:04:11,062 --> 00:04:12,286 that overstuffed man ham 124 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:13,906 and then make her see she's deranged. 125 00:04:13,909 --> 00:04:16,265 Or you could just tell her how you feel. 126 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:20,502 I already missed my window for that, unfortunately. 127 00:04:20,504 --> 00:04:23,105 He's weaseled his way into her heart, 128 00:04:23,107 --> 00:04:24,973 and I don't understand how, 129 00:04:24,975 --> 00:04:26,828 but I need to. 130 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,177 Well, good luck. 131 00:04:28,179 --> 00:04:30,793 And I will come up with a plan that will actually work. 132 00:04:30,796 --> 00:04:31,880 Of course you will. 133 00:04:31,882 --> 00:04:34,116 [CHUCKLES] 134 00:04:34,118 --> 00:04:35,484 Ah, Detective. 135 00:04:35,486 --> 00:04:37,019 - You look nice. - Thank you. 136 00:04:37,021 --> 00:04:39,954 Uh, anyway, since changes are afoot, 137 00:04:39,957 --> 00:04:41,856 I'd like to address things head-on. 138 00:04:41,859 --> 00:04:44,727 Oh. Well, that's oddly mature of you. 139 00:04:44,729 --> 00:04:46,729 And it's... it's nice to know 140 00:04:46,731 --> 00:04:48,622 that you're not gonna start acting all weird. 141 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:51,734 [LAUGHS, EXHALES] 142 00:04:51,736 --> 00:04:54,737 Oh, what's this? Is this an engagement gift? 143 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:56,981 It's much better than that. It's a personality test. 144 00:04:56,984 --> 00:04:59,309 So I can understand why you do the things you do 145 00:04:59,312 --> 00:05:01,512 and, uh, decide the things you decide. 146 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:02,930 A personality test? 147 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:04,332 So much for not acting weird. 148 00:05:04,335 --> 00:05:06,804 What? You know, to help optimize our partnership. 149 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,193 Okay, well, it's gonna have to wait, 150 00:05:08,195 --> 00:05:10,747 because I am taking some time off to plan the wedding. 151 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:14,065 I... Well, how am I supposed to get inside your head 152 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:15,668 if I can't watch you at work? 153 00:05:15,671 --> 00:05:17,887 The job is who you are, Detective. 154 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:19,750 Well, how about you watch Dan. 155 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,020 Because my cases have been reassigned, 156 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:24,067 and I'm sure he'd appreciate the help. 157 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,129 Well, looks like it's you and me, Lucinda. 158 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:33,793 Yippee. 159 00:05:33,796 --> 00:05:35,197 ♪ ♪ 160 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:41,583 - And then there's potential reason number 54... - 55. 161 00:05:41,585 --> 00:05:45,120 55 the detective would accept Pierce's proposal: drugs. 162 00:05:45,122 --> 00:05:47,456 EUI... Engaged Under the Influence. 163 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:48,790 Or craziest reason yet: 164 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,959 maybe Chloe said yes because it's what she wants. 165 00:05:50,961 --> 00:05:52,426 Well, maybe it's what she thinks she wants, 166 00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:54,161 but does she know what she truly desires? 167 00:05:54,164 --> 00:05:55,804 'Cause few do unless I help them. 168 00:05:55,807 --> 00:05:58,608 And unfortunately, I can't do that with her. 169 00:05:58,611 --> 00:06:01,017 Not peony, penis. 170 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:04,210 Peni... Yeah, sure, I'll hold. 171 00:06:04,213 --> 00:06:06,015 Vic is Francis Hoffman. 172 00:06:06,018 --> 00:06:07,442 Time of death roughly 9:00 a.m. 173 00:06:07,444 --> 00:06:09,645 - Husband's on his way now. - LUCIFER: Right. 174 00:06:09,647 --> 00:06:11,515 Well, aren't you gonna ask 175 00:06:11,518 --> 00:06:13,067 about these suspicious paw prints? 176 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:14,403 The detective certainly would. 177 00:06:14,406 --> 00:06:17,386 The prints belong to Cornelia, the vic's prizewinning Mastiff. 178 00:06:17,388 --> 00:06:18,520 Currently AWOL, though. 179 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:20,288 Ah, right. A canine killer. 180 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:22,898 Seems they can't trust you with a real homicide, Daniel. 181 00:06:22,901 --> 00:06:25,335 Nope. The bitch is innocent. 182 00:06:25,338 --> 00:06:27,273 Cause of death was blunt force trauma, 183 00:06:27,276 --> 00:06:28,906 so the killer is human. 184 00:06:28,909 --> 00:06:30,234 You can rush the order? 185 00:06:30,237 --> 00:06:31,859 Awesome! 186 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:32,920 Okay. 187 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:33,922 It's all in here. 188 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:34,924 - Oh. - I got me 189 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,828 a penis piñata to pick up. 190 00:06:38,313 --> 00:06:39,484 [CLEARS THROAT] 191 00:06:39,487 --> 00:06:40,898 Right, well, by now, the detective 192 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,414 - would have formulated a working theory, so... - Listen, dude. 193 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:45,023 I know you're going through stuff 194 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:47,007 with this whole Chloe-getting-engaged thing, 195 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:49,243 but I can't have you second-guessing my every move. 196 00:06:49,246 --> 00:06:51,344 Chloe has her reasons for making the decisions that she makes, 197 00:06:51,346 --> 00:06:52,712 and I have mine. 198 00:06:52,715 --> 00:06:54,929 Only one of us can be detective. 199 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:56,732 - You're right. - Yeah. 200 00:06:56,735 --> 00:07:00,203 That is the perfect way to understand the detective. 201 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:03,041 I'm gonna take the lead and be her. 202 00:07:03,044 --> 00:07:04,684 Right. 203 00:07:04,687 --> 00:07:07,655 That is not what I meant. 204 00:07:07,658 --> 00:07:13,601 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 205 00:07:16,511 --> 00:07:18,411 Francis loved the beach. 206 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:21,247 We just celebrated our sixth wedding anniversary in Malibu. 207 00:07:21,249 --> 00:07:23,384 Two daddies and one fur baby. 208 00:07:24,519 --> 00:07:26,386 Has there been any sign of her? 209 00:07:26,388 --> 00:07:27,954 Cornelia's all I have left. 210 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:31,357 Not yet, but my job means everything to me. 211 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:33,693 Solving murders is my one true passion, 212 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:37,096 and as such, I promise you that I will find Cornelia 213 00:07:37,098 --> 00:07:40,033 and get justice for your slaughtered husband... 214 00:07:40,035 --> 00:07:41,968 because I am empathetic. 215 00:07:41,970 --> 00:07:43,002 I care. 216 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,203 Yeah. 217 00:07:44,205 --> 00:07:47,305 Will you excuse us for just a second, please? 218 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,032 Thought you never lied. 219 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,644 What? I do care... 220 00:07:52,647 --> 00:07:54,781 about channeling the detective 221 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,516 so I can find out why she does the things she does 222 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,996 - and makes the decisions she makes. - Okay, look. 223 00:07:57,998 --> 00:07:59,998 Whatever it is, we still have to do our job. 224 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,055 You know, like asking questions relating to the crime. 225 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:04,090 - Okay? Just let me handle this. - [SIGHS] 226 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:05,925 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, Frederick? 227 00:08:05,927 --> 00:08:08,361 Do you know of anyone who had a beef with Francis? 228 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,495 Anyone who would want to hurt him? 229 00:08:09,497 --> 00:08:10,693 Oh, right, that is exactly 230 00:08:10,696 --> 00:08:11,964 the sort of futile question 231 00:08:11,966 --> 00:08:13,232 the detective would ask. 232 00:08:13,234 --> 00:08:14,407 - Do you? - I mean, 233 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,511 everyone loved Francis. 234 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:21,513 But he did get into an argument with someone in the parking lot 235 00:08:21,516 --> 00:08:23,242 of the training center last week. 236 00:08:23,244 --> 00:08:25,078 - Did you get a name? - No, I... 237 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,170 I thought they were just arguing about a parking spot. 238 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:29,005 But I did take down the license plate 239 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,651 in case he came back to key the car... 240 00:08:31,653 --> 00:08:33,252 if that's helpful? 241 00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:34,387 Is that helpful? 242 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,488 Yeah. 243 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:37,156 Right. Thank you. 244 00:08:37,158 --> 00:08:38,291 I got your message 245 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:39,425 about the engagement. 246 00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:40,626 Plan's back on, right? 247 00:08:40,628 --> 00:08:41,728 Whoa, easy, there. 248 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,721 Oh, relax. I'm not gonna do it here. 249 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,279 I mean, I remember the plan. 250 00:08:45,282 --> 00:08:48,000 Kill you, frame Lucifer, blah, blah, blah. 251 00:08:48,002 --> 00:08:50,297 I'm just really excited. 252 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,338 Well, that's not why I called you. 253 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,841 I called to apologize. 254 00:08:53,844 --> 00:08:55,441 Apologize about what? 255 00:08:55,443 --> 00:08:57,977 I don't want to die anymore. 256 00:08:57,979 --> 00:09:00,294 I'm in love with Chloe. I want to be with her. 257 00:09:00,297 --> 00:09:02,148 I-I know you don't understand. 258 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,417 I hardly do, myself. 259 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,519 You know, I've never felt like this before. 260 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:08,588 - We had a deal! - And I will honor it. 261 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,238 I promise to find you another way back to Hell. 262 00:09:11,241 --> 00:09:13,074 Show me your arm. 263 00:09:13,077 --> 00:09:14,143 Really? 264 00:09:18,313 --> 00:09:20,400 I don't get it. 265 00:09:20,402 --> 00:09:22,068 If Decker loves you, 266 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:24,604 then the mark should be gone. 267 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,763 Unless she's having second thoughts about you. 268 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,241 Well, that's not... 269 00:09:28,243 --> 00:09:29,409 ELLA: Oh, my God. 270 00:09:29,411 --> 00:09:31,477 Maze, super psyched you're here. 271 00:09:31,479 --> 00:09:33,679 I got me what you might call 272 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:36,708 an "all hands on Decker" emergency. 273 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:38,701 - Would you...? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 274 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,755 - Conference room. - Yeah. 275 00:09:43,557 --> 00:09:46,992 I'll work on Chloe and get her back on board. 276 00:09:46,995 --> 00:09:48,394 In the meantime, 277 00:09:48,396 --> 00:09:50,897 you better figure out that other way... 278 00:09:50,899 --> 00:09:52,900 fast. 279 00:09:55,258 --> 00:09:56,702 MAZE: Is that 280 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,471 a wedding murder board? 281 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,998 I am just trying to stay organized here. 282 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,664 Wow. Mug shot for the caterer. 283 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,732 Nice work, Decker. 284 00:10:03,735 --> 00:10:05,202 - You see what I'm dealing with? - Mm-hmm. 285 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,032 Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me. 286 00:10:08,035 --> 00:10:09,568 Wedding stuff, not so much. 287 00:10:09,571 --> 00:10:11,317 Why do you think Dan and I got married at the courthouse 288 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,569 and then went right back to work? 289 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,240 Decker, trust me, 290 00:10:14,243 --> 00:10:16,883 we will help you deal with all the wedding details 291 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:18,157 the normal way: 292 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,240 blind drunk at your bachelorette party. 293 00:10:20,243 --> 00:10:23,169 - Mm-hmm. - Which needs to be awesome. 294 00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:24,216 That's where you come in 295 00:10:24,219 --> 00:10:25,932 while I deal with a new lead in this case. 296 00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:27,200 Oh, the case. Right. 297 00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:29,466 - What's going on with that? - I-I ran a partial license 298 00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:30,636 and got a match. 299 00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:32,738 Security footage shows the suspect's car 300 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,173 at the location of the murder. 301 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,516 Okay, who is it registered to? 302 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:36,685 You will never know that 303 00:10:36,688 --> 00:10:38,878 because you are on wedding vacay. 304 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,546 All right. [GROANS] My dress. 305 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,315 - I need to get a dress. - Yep. Mm-hmm. 306 00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:43,623 And while you do that... 307 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,693 We will... 308 00:10:45,696 --> 00:10:47,490 seal this wedding dealio 309 00:10:47,493 --> 00:10:49,583 by throwing you a bachelorette party 310 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:50,923 you won't forget. 311 00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:52,443 Thanks. 312 00:10:52,446 --> 00:10:53,713 I think. 313 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:59,265 Perfect. Okay, so you plan the pregame till I get off of work. 314 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,399 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God. 315 00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:01,534 With you on the case, 316 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,774 this night is gonna be insane! 317 00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:04,838 [SQUEALS] 318 00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:11,365 Yes, we're heading there right now. 319 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:13,202 Actually, we would've been there 20 minutes ago 320 00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:15,314 if someone didn't have to stop for a wardrobe change. 321 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:16,849 I'm committed, Daniel. 322 00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:19,490 Okay, so, uh, Ella tracked the plate of the guy 323 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:22,396 Francis fought with to an ex-con named Vincent Walker. 324 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:25,591 Car was spotted on 3rd and Main. So we should, you know, hurry. 325 00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:26,974 Well, I'm going as fast as I can. 326 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,076 - You're going 34 in a 35, man. - [HORN HONKS] 327 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,915 I can't risk accidentally going over the speed limit. 328 00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:33,318 The detective wouldn't. 329 00:11:33,321 --> 00:11:36,569 Why don't you just ask Chloe why she said yes to Pierce? 330 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:41,040 Oh, there's no point bothering the detective on her time off. 331 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:43,586 But speaking of baffling unions, 332 00:11:43,589 --> 00:11:46,612 how are you doing? You and Charlotte still a thing? 333 00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:49,081 - Oh, I... - [HORN HONKS] 334 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,029 Yeah, she's kind of going through some stuff right now. 335 00:11:52,032 --> 00:11:53,977 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - And I'm just... 336 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,788 - you know, I'm giving her space. - Right. 337 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,922 - Or I'm trying to. - Hmm. 338 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,691 But thank you for caring, man. 339 00:11:58,693 --> 00:12:00,125 Oh, no, I don't care. 340 00:12:00,127 --> 00:12:03,262 - Oh, right, right, but Chloe would. - [HORN HONKS] 341 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,024 Now you're getting it, Daniel. 342 00:12:05,027 --> 00:12:06,618 Just drive, man. 343 00:12:06,621 --> 00:12:07,888 [SIGHS] 344 00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:14,555 Hey, Amenadiel. 345 00:12:14,558 --> 00:12:16,368 - This a bad time? - I could use a break 346 00:12:16,371 --> 00:12:18,969 from prosecuting the Malibu State water polo team. 347 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,473 Well, I was hoping that you might be able 348 00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:21,780 to help me out again. 349 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,188 I know we failed to prove Pierce is The Sinnerman, 350 00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:25,751 but I've still been digging, 351 00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:28,501 and I am confident that eventually... 352 00:12:28,504 --> 00:12:31,024 Actually, I'm taking a different angle this time, Charlotte. 353 00:12:31,027 --> 00:12:32,915 I need to split up the engagement 354 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,317 between him and Chloe. 355 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,396 Any chance to get in His good graces, I'm in. 356 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:42,001 The thing is, Pierce seems to genuinely be in love. 357 00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:44,270 To stop this, we would have to understand him, 358 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:47,579 and that... that guy is impenetrable. 359 00:12:47,582 --> 00:12:50,642 Well, if being a trial lawyer has taught me anything, 360 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,846 it's that there's always a way to get inside someone's head, 361 00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:55,969 get them to have a change of heart. 362 00:12:55,972 --> 00:12:57,165 Go on. 363 00:12:57,168 --> 00:13:00,084 You're both former immortals that became mortal. 364 00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:03,616 You could dig into your own fears and insecurities, 365 00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:04,919 weaponize them. 366 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,118 Not the easiest, I know. 367 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,927 But worthy of a test. 368 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,530 Hmm. 369 00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:14,099 Well, while I'm doing that, perhaps you can work on Chloe? 370 00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:16,802 Guess who just got invited to Chloe's bachelorette party, 371 00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:19,171 co-hosted by Maze, of all people. 372 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,639 Bring singles. 373 00:13:20,641 --> 00:13:22,352 Exactly. 374 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:25,008 Chloe will be drunk in some stripper's arms 375 00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:28,646 questioning her life choices in no time. 376 00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:31,718 All I have to do is water the seeds of doubt. 377 00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:35,680 Okay, so, Vince Walker's record's 378 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,482 chock full of violence, man. 379 00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:41,721 Worked as a leg breaker for the mob. 380 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:43,992 - You gonna pay attention or what? - Hmm? 381 00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:47,399 Oh, yes, whoever wanted Francis dead 382 00:13:47,401 --> 00:13:49,555 probably hired this Vincent chap to kill him. 383 00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:50,590 And I'd say, 384 00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:52,603 based on the security around that doorway 385 00:13:52,606 --> 00:13:54,106 over there, and the fact I've been here 386 00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:57,008 many times before, that is an illegal gambling den. 387 00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:58,577 As such, it's a reasonable assumption 388 00:13:58,579 --> 00:14:00,079 that our devious murderer's in there. 389 00:14:00,081 --> 00:14:01,163 Nice work. You actually have 390 00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:03,382 this whole Chloe thing down pat. 391 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,626 And yet I'm still no closer to understanding her. 392 00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:07,285 I mean, I'm following all the rules, 393 00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,391 I'm actually paying attention to the leads, 394 00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:11,568 I'm covering all the bases like she does. 395 00:14:11,571 --> 00:14:12,825 It gives me no time to do 396 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,960 the foolish, impulsive things I normally do 397 00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,295 that help solve a crime. 398 00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:18,263 [SIGHS] 399 00:14:18,265 --> 00:14:19,865 Oh, hold on. 400 00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:22,167 That's it. That's what's missing: I need a "me." 401 00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:23,836 - A "you"? - Yes. 402 00:14:23,838 --> 00:14:25,371 Well, to truly go full Detective, 403 00:14:25,373 --> 00:14:27,985 I require a partner who's clever and unpredictable, 404 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:31,256 handsome, sexual. 405 00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:35,028 Suppose one out of four will suffice. Well done, Daniel. 406 00:14:35,031 --> 00:14:36,864 [BOTH GRUNTING] 407 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:37,883 Wow. 408 00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:39,485 Which one of the four am I? 409 00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:42,089 [CHUCKLES] Come on. 410 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:44,792 Yo, Lucifer. 411 00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:46,415 Hey. 412 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:49,977 ♪ I can see the light of the neon truck stop sign... ♪ 413 00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:52,907 Thank you. 414 00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:57,243 All right, remember, just be me, Daniel. 415 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,906 Uh... 416 00:15:00,908 --> 00:15:03,794 ♪ Neon truck stop sign. ♪ 417 00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,375 Hey, everybody. 418 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:19,542 Who the hell are you? 419 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,378 I'll show you who I am. 420 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,881 Oh, what the heck happened to my, uh... 421 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,352 [IMITATE GUNSHOT] 422 00:15:27,355 --> 00:15:28,501 Uh... 423 00:15:28,504 --> 00:15:29,951 What are you looking for, buddy? 424 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:32,089 Trouble? A few lost teeth? 425 00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:34,924 How'd you even get in here? 426 00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:38,828 Right. Just be Lucifer. 427 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:43,594 I'm here for your money... and your women. 428 00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:45,130 - [SNAPS FINGERS] - Teeth it is. 429 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,233 Ah. 430 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,040 You buried the lede. 431 00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:58,532 Maze, this is really sweet. 432 00:15:58,535 --> 00:16:01,283 You helping me with all this traditional bride stuff, 433 00:16:01,286 --> 00:16:04,641 and-and for me, it's gonna be really nice hanging out again. 434 00:16:04,644 --> 00:16:07,474 Nice is exactly what I was going for. 435 00:16:07,477 --> 00:16:10,992 Yeah. Yeah, right. Wait, where are we going? 436 00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:13,095 There better not be male strippers. 437 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,407 [LAUGHS] You underestimate me, Decker. 438 00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:22,238 - Careful. All right. - Okay, okay. 439 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,141 - You ready? - Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. 440 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:27,143 [SQUEALS] 441 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:28,277 Oh. 442 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,446 ♪ 443 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,849 Wow. Hi. 444 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:37,453 Yes, I-I definitely never would have guessed this. 445 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,688 Surprise! 446 00:16:39,691 --> 00:16:41,090 It certainly was for me. 447 00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:43,593 Care for some non-alcoholic punch? 448 00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:51,267 Come on. 449 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:53,259 MAN: Sorry, not sorry. 450 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,729 Loser. 451 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,913 You know what? 452 00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:09,051 Maybe this chair'll be luckier. 453 00:17:09,053 --> 00:17:12,162 So, hit man's greatest hits. 454 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,857 What's the latest, Vince? 455 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,926 I don't know who you are, but that stuff was a long time ago. 456 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:19,395 A man of your reputation and skill? 457 00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:20,663 I can't imagine you'd retire. 458 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,898 New time, new tune. Not what I want anymore. 459 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:26,102 So then, uh, tell me, 460 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:30,840 what do you want or, uh, desire? 461 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,951 I'm married, pal. 462 00:17:31,954 --> 00:17:35,077 Oh. [LAUGHS] 463 00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:37,079 No, no, I mean, uh... [CLEARS THROAT] 464 00:17:37,082 --> 00:17:40,950 Like, what do you want want? Not, like, me, like... 465 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:43,621 in life, what do you want? [CLEARS THROAT] 466 00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:46,258 I want to play. Are you in or you out? 467 00:17:46,261 --> 00:17:48,028 Yeah. 468 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:53,810 Is that a dog bite? 469 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:56,365 Oh, don't tell me, scars turn you on? 470 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,103 [LAUGHS] No, man. 471 00:17:58,106 --> 00:18:00,506 It's just that when I was a kid, I got bit. 472 00:18:00,509 --> 00:18:03,172 She was a rescue, Chihuahua. 473 00:18:03,174 --> 00:18:05,193 She had been abused, but, uh, we kept her. 474 00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:07,920 Pebbles... turned into a real friend, you know. 475 00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:12,841 - Well, this was no Chihuahua. - What kind of dog was it? 476 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,885 - Well... huh? - [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 477 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,571 Go, go, go! 478 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,584 LUCIFER: LAPD! 479 00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:19,688 Hands in the air! 480 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,141 I don't want any heroes! 481 00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:22,403 OFFICER: Hands up! 482 00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:24,306 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 483 00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:26,576 Lucifer. Come here! 484 00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,696 What the hell, man? SWAT? 485 00:18:28,699 --> 00:18:31,185 Yes, well, this is when I normally get into a spot 486 00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:33,169 of danger, so I called in for backup 487 00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:34,703 like a responsible detective would. 488 00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:36,238 The suspect was just about to give me 489 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,724 incriminating evidence, man. 490 00:18:37,727 --> 00:18:41,678 Daniel, would you quit making this about yourself. 491 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:45,148 [SCOFFS] 492 00:18:51,722 --> 00:18:53,656 - Looking for booze? - Yeah. 493 00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:56,592 And Maze's bong, and decent music, 494 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,795 and a strapping naked dude with student loans and a dream. 495 00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:01,397 Not on Maze's itinerary. 496 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:03,098 - Maze has an itinerary? - Yep. 497 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,165 And I stole it. 498 00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:07,060 Nail art, 499 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,227 Mahjong, 500 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,109 silent meditation? 501 00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:12,045 Did you guys find the booze? 502 00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:14,910 Exactly. We should be nipple-deep in Jager by now 503 00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:16,896 and playing pin the tail on Ryan Gosling. 504 00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:20,795 I can't believe that Maze legit hijacked my bachelorette party. 505 00:19:20,798 --> 00:19:23,318 - You mean Chloe's bachelorette party. - That's what I said. 506 00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:27,089 This is odd. What is Maze up to? 507 00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:30,029 MAZE: Okay. All the things that you love about Pierce. Go. 508 00:19:30,032 --> 00:19:33,357 Oh. He does this really adorable, like, scrape-y thing 509 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,021 - when he burns the toast... - Aw. 510 00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:36,647 And do-do I really have to do a hundred of these? 511 00:19:36,649 --> 00:19:40,703 - Yes. - Oh, man. I promised Chloe the moon. 512 00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:43,539 And I gave her burnt toast. 513 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:46,747 Please. We've got to do something. 514 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,943 Yeah. 515 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:49,746 I've got an idea. 516 00:19:52,219 --> 00:19:54,216 I'm not gonna bite you, Pierce. 517 00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:56,619 Says the guy who's tried to kill me numerous times... 518 00:19:56,621 --> 00:19:58,122 and now can succeed. 519 00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:01,672 Relax. I asked you here to celebrate. 520 00:20:04,195 --> 00:20:06,795 So you're not mad that I got rid of my mark? 521 00:20:06,797 --> 00:20:09,489 I feel this odd kinship, actually. 522 00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:12,000 I mean, this is like the, uh, the first official meeting 523 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,837 of the Immortals Turned Mortal Club. 524 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,000 In that case, the beer's on you. 525 00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:19,741 It's all my Father's plan, I have to assume. 526 00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:20,709 Maybe. 527 00:20:20,711 --> 00:20:22,289 But for now, I need to keep it quiet 528 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,458 from certain people, 529 00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,028 until I know it's gonna stick. 530 00:20:25,031 --> 00:20:28,984 First club rule: cone of silencio. 531 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:31,620 I've wanted this to happen for so long. 532 00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:33,146 It's hard to believe it actually is. 533 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,247 Hey, I'm really happy for you, Pierce. Truly. 534 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,469 - Thanks, bro. - I mean, 535 00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:39,528 becoming mortal is the best thing that ever happened to me. 536 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:43,499 Everything is so much better when you know that you can... 537 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:46,578 you can die at any moment. 538 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,969 How much time do we have left? 30-odd years? 539 00:20:48,972 --> 00:20:51,072 40, if we lay off the sauce? 540 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,541 I mean, that's a drop in the bucket 541 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,195 for a former immortal. 542 00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:55,606 Hadn't thought of it that way. 543 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:59,271 Every sip of beer, every blue sky, 544 00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:01,417 every motorcycle ride, 545 00:21:01,419 --> 00:21:03,560 [SIGHS] every kiss... 546 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,221 So much more precious 547 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,411 when you realize it could be your last. 548 00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:12,310 That any random act could just... 549 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,798 [EXHALES] take it all away. 550 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,467 ♪ Be alive to know. ♪ 551 00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:20,169 [GROANS] Uh. 552 00:21:20,171 --> 00:21:21,570 Oh, come on. 553 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,606 [GASPS] 554 00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:26,308 Definitely strapless. Mmm. 555 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,843 And with a bow. 556 00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,849 Yes. Yes. A big one. 557 00:21:29,852 --> 00:21:31,591 Okay, I'm gonna get another roll. 558 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:34,316 - [SIGHS] - ELLA: I did this two-ply 559 00:21:34,318 --> 00:21:35,317 wedding dress garbage 560 00:21:35,319 --> 00:21:36,989 at my cousin Rita's bachelorette party. 561 00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:40,036 You know what happened? Not drunken pole dancing. 562 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:41,690 You know what else isn't happening? 563 00:21:41,692 --> 00:21:43,492 Us. Here. 564 00:21:43,495 --> 00:21:45,513 - This is torture. - [SIGHS] 565 00:21:45,516 --> 00:21:46,949 Of course, Maze. 566 00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:48,084 This all makes sense. 567 00:21:48,087 --> 00:21:49,621 [MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY] 568 00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:54,458 Oh, my gosh, what could that be? 569 00:21:54,461 --> 00:21:57,435 It's probably just, uh, Trixie and her stupid little friend 570 00:21:57,438 --> 00:21:59,541 - next door. - Hold on. 571 00:21:59,544 --> 00:22:00,805 Chloe. 572 00:22:04,815 --> 00:22:06,882 Is that...? You see it? 573 00:22:06,884 --> 00:22:08,517 [LAUGHTER, WHOOPING] 574 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:11,013 Oh, my God. 575 00:22:11,016 --> 00:22:13,919 Okay, now, this is what I'm talking about right here. 576 00:22:13,922 --> 00:22:15,090 [LAUGHTER] 577 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:17,993 You didn't really think we'd stay home, did you? 578 00:22:17,995 --> 00:22:20,419 - You guys, you shouldn't have. - Honk, honk. 579 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,849 ELLA: Honk for "Fun! Fun! Fun!" 580 00:22:21,852 --> 00:22:26,164 No, they really shouldn't have. 581 00:22:29,918 --> 00:22:32,097 The detective always goes first. 582 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,600 So, Vince. 583 00:22:34,602 --> 00:22:38,237 Let me guess: you were hired 584 00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:41,548 to take out Francis so Cornelia couldn't compete in the show. 585 00:22:41,551 --> 00:22:42,939 Or was the dog the target, 586 00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:45,571 and she attacked, so you killed the owner instead? 587 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:46,712 Hmm? 588 00:22:46,714 --> 00:22:49,115 This is where I'd make a clever pun about the underdog. 589 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,276 VINCE: Look, I wasn't hired to take out 590 00:22:50,278 --> 00:22:52,051 the competition, I am the competition. 591 00:22:52,054 --> 00:22:54,053 - What do you mean? - I got into dog training through 592 00:22:54,055 --> 00:22:56,422 the "pups and parolees" program in jail. 593 00:22:56,424 --> 00:22:58,203 That's how I got this bite. 594 00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,640 I fell in love with one. 595 00:22:59,643 --> 00:23:01,015 Elliot. 596 00:23:01,018 --> 00:23:03,109 I found out later he was a purebred Mastiff, 597 00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:05,174 so I started taking him to all the shows. 598 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,598 He loves the shows. 599 00:23:06,608 --> 00:23:08,134 You're not in the competition database. 600 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,836 Daniel, that's my line. 601 00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:12,682 You're not in the competition database. 602 00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:14,967 If those snobs ever saw me with my Elly, 603 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:16,500 they'd never give him a fair shake. 604 00:23:16,503 --> 00:23:18,577 So I pay someone to pretend to be his owner. 605 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,911 Then why were you fighting with Francis? 606 00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:21,293 Look, I don't want to talk about it, all right? 607 00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:22,761 Daniel, time to slam the suspect 608 00:23:22,764 --> 00:23:24,450 up against the wall to elicit a response. 609 00:23:24,452 --> 00:23:26,352 - Wait... - Oh, come on, practice with me. 610 00:23:26,354 --> 00:23:27,520 Look, look, look. 611 00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:30,588 The fight with Francis was over puppy custody. 612 00:23:30,591 --> 00:23:32,391 Cornelia was pregnant. 613 00:23:32,393 --> 00:23:33,940 With my Elly's babies. 614 00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,323 I could never murder the puppies' 615 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:36,595 maternal grandfather. 616 00:23:36,597 --> 00:23:38,198 I'm not some monster. 617 00:23:38,904 --> 00:23:40,933 A litter of purebred Mastiff puppies 618 00:23:40,935 --> 00:23:42,968 is worth tens of thousands of dollars. 619 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:44,670 O-Oh, right. 620 00:23:44,672 --> 00:23:46,438 Who else knew about the puppies? 621 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,908 ["CONFIDENT" BY DEMI LOVATO PLAYING] 622 00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:53,964 LINDA: Oh, The Big Easy! 623 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:56,315 - [CORK POPS] - [LAUGHTER] 624 00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:58,621 ♪ It's time for me to take it ♪ 625 00:23:58,624 --> 00:24:00,419 ♪ I'm the boss right now ♪ 626 00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:02,238 ♪ Not gonna fake it ♪ 627 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,089 ♪ Not when you go down ♪ 628 00:24:04,092 --> 00:24:05,847 ♪ 'Cause this is my game ♪ 629 00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:08,093 ♪ And you better come to play... ♪ 630 00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:09,929 ELLA: Put them on, put them on. 631 00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:12,652 Okay, okay. Look. "L'il Miss Can't Behave." 632 00:24:12,655 --> 00:24:13,863 LINDA: Oh, my gosh. 633 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:15,801 - Oh! - Gosh. Oh, my gosh. 634 00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,503 - Oh! Oh! - Maze. 635 00:24:17,505 --> 00:24:19,705 Oh, don't worry, Decker, there's lots more where that came from. 636 00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:20,972 - Really? - There really is. 637 00:24:20,975 --> 00:24:23,842 Did you see that bar? 638 00:24:23,845 --> 00:24:24,945 Is it cool? 639 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:26,879 What the hell is this? 640 00:24:26,881 --> 00:24:29,605 Uh, the best bachelorette party ever. 641 00:24:29,608 --> 00:24:32,651 Hells yeah. This bus really amped things up a notch! 642 00:24:32,653 --> 00:24:34,920 Yeah, and now I need you to de-notch. 643 00:24:34,922 --> 00:24:38,023 Are you nuts? This is everything I ever dreamed of. 644 00:24:38,025 --> 00:24:40,160 In genuine pleather. 645 00:24:40,163 --> 00:24:43,792 Ella, I really need this wedding to happen. 646 00:24:43,795 --> 00:24:47,246 That means no surprises, no problems, 647 00:24:47,249 --> 00:24:49,863 and definitely no drunken change of heart. 648 00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:52,304 We all know Decker can't handle her booze. 649 00:24:52,306 --> 00:24:55,800 I don't know. She seems to be handling it just fine. 650 00:24:55,803 --> 00:24:57,910 - [SQUEALING] - ELLA: Yeah! Looks like marrying 651 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:01,136 ol' reliable is letting her bust out her inner Lucifer. 652 00:25:01,139 --> 00:25:05,355 Yeah? And we all know he isn't the marrying kind. 653 00:25:05,358 --> 00:25:07,806 Come on, Maze, it's one night. 654 00:25:07,809 --> 00:25:09,667 Just let her have some fun. 655 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:11,190 What could possibly go wrong? 656 00:25:11,192 --> 00:25:12,358 [TIRES SCREECH] 657 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,560 ♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪ 658 00:25:14,495 --> 00:25:16,630 [MEN WHOOPING] 659 00:25:17,431 --> 00:25:18,731 No! 660 00:25:18,733 --> 00:25:20,199 [CHEERING] 661 00:25:20,201 --> 00:25:21,834 [WHOOPING] 662 00:25:21,836 --> 00:25:25,081 Charlotte, what is happening? 663 00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:27,011 I agreed to waive the charges 664 00:25:27,014 --> 00:25:29,027 on the Malibu State water polo team 665 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:32,077 if they agreed to wave some other things. 666 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:33,545 [LAUGHS] 667 00:25:33,547 --> 00:25:35,147 - Amazing. - Right? 668 00:25:35,149 --> 00:25:37,149 Yeah! 669 00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:40,052 ♪ What's wrong with being, what's wrong ♪ 670 00:25:40,054 --> 00:25:41,831 ♪ With being confident? ♪ 671 00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:43,802 ♪ Ah, ha, ha. ♪ 672 00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:46,589 DAN: The Barkley. Owned by Dr. Valerie Haynes, 673 00:25:46,592 --> 00:25:49,356 veterinarian to the stars and the SoCal Dog Show. 674 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,225 Apparently, every canine contestant is required 675 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:52,494 to be examined by Dr. Valerie 676 00:25:52,497 --> 00:25:54,631 before they can actually compete, which means... 677 00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:56,769 She definitely would have known Cornelia was pregnant. 678 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,470 And she would have been at the crime scene. 679 00:25:58,472 --> 00:26:00,116 No, I still don't think this is working. 680 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,170 [SIGHS] Agree. 681 00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,040 - And I think it's my fault. - Also agree. 682 00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:05,644 See, the problem is, we rarely work this closely together, 683 00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:08,246 you and I. And you can't be expected to just know 684 00:26:08,248 --> 00:26:10,639 the delicate detective-consultant chemistry. 685 00:26:10,642 --> 00:26:12,583 So I think you clearly need 686 00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:15,353 an intensive hands-on tutelage on how to be me. 687 00:26:15,355 --> 00:26:17,342 - That, I don't agree with. - Excellent. 688 00:26:17,345 --> 00:26:18,886 Uh, you might want to take some notes. 689 00:26:18,889 --> 00:26:20,358 - Oh, yeah. - Hello there. 690 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,227 Uh, we would love to see Dr. Valerie, 691 00:26:22,229 --> 00:26:24,229 if possible. [CHUCKLES] 692 00:26:24,231 --> 00:26:26,098 VALERIE: I can assure you 693 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,766 I know nothing about any murder. 694 00:26:27,768 --> 00:26:30,502 Over puppies? I mean, who would do such a thing? 695 00:26:30,504 --> 00:26:32,504 DAN: Well, the rent in this part of town is pretty hefty. 696 00:26:32,506 --> 00:26:34,206 And those puppies were extremely valuable, 697 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,640 especially on the black market. 698 00:26:35,642 --> 00:26:37,509 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 699 00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:39,711 You think I need money? 700 00:26:39,713 --> 00:26:42,481 Imagine how much people spend on their kids. 701 00:26:42,483 --> 00:26:45,069 Peanuts compared to what they spend on their pets. 702 00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:46,238 Trust me, 703 00:26:46,241 --> 00:26:48,253 I have more than I could ever want. 704 00:26:48,255 --> 00:26:50,154 Oh. Do you, now? 705 00:26:50,157 --> 00:26:51,423 Watch and learn. 706 00:26:51,425 --> 00:26:55,261 Surely, there must be something that you desire. 707 00:26:56,363 --> 00:26:57,796 I... 708 00:26:57,798 --> 00:26:59,531 Mm. 709 00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,766 I'm... 710 00:27:00,768 --> 00:27:02,568 Mm-hmm. 711 00:27:04,071 --> 00:27:06,071 I'm really all good. 712 00:27:06,073 --> 00:27:07,205 Come now, 713 00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:11,077 there's really nothing you want deep, deep down? 714 00:27:14,077 --> 00:27:17,215 I want the miracle of birth. 715 00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:19,506 Trying to solve a murder here, love, but I'm sure 716 00:27:19,509 --> 00:27:21,519 you can find someone to help you with that. 717 00:27:21,522 --> 00:27:22,819 Eventually. 718 00:27:22,822 --> 00:27:24,688 You don't mean... 719 00:27:24,691 --> 00:27:26,192 for you, do you? 720 00:27:28,635 --> 00:27:30,269 [WHINES SOFTLY] 721 00:27:33,433 --> 00:27:36,434 Of course I took the dog when I had the chance. 722 00:27:36,436 --> 00:27:38,670 Do you know how little I get paid? 723 00:27:38,672 --> 00:27:40,038 All the missed holidays? 724 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,674 Dr. Valerie spends most of her time in Hawaii. 725 00:27:42,676 --> 00:27:43,909 So I took Cornelia 726 00:27:43,911 --> 00:27:45,043 and I hid her here. 727 00:27:45,045 --> 00:27:46,912 And when Francis tried to stop you, 728 00:27:46,914 --> 00:27:48,180 you, what, killed him? 729 00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:50,667 No! I was backstage, 730 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,917 but he was already dead. 731 00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:53,428 Cornelia was frantic. 732 00:27:53,431 --> 00:27:54,430 She came to me. 733 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:55,986 She's very particular, 734 00:27:55,989 --> 00:27:57,656 and she knew that I would take care of her. 735 00:27:57,658 --> 00:27:59,224 By selling her precious babies? 736 00:27:59,226 --> 00:28:00,826 I know it was wrong, 737 00:28:00,828 --> 00:28:03,929 but I was gonna return her right after she gave birth. 738 00:28:03,931 --> 00:28:05,063 [SCOFFS] 739 00:28:05,065 --> 00:28:07,032 Look, I'm not a killer. I swear. 740 00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:09,100 [SIGHS] They never are, are they? 741 00:28:09,102 --> 00:28:11,102 Well, given motive and lack of alibi, 742 00:28:11,104 --> 00:28:12,838 you leave me with no choice but to follow 743 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,840 my trusty detective gut and arrest you 744 00:28:14,842 --> 00:28:16,675 for the murder of Francis Hoffman. 745 00:28:16,677 --> 00:28:17,809 Tag her and bag her. 746 00:28:17,811 --> 00:28:18,910 [HUFFS] 747 00:28:18,912 --> 00:28:21,813 Well, suspect apprehended. 748 00:28:21,815 --> 00:28:22,811 Canine found. 749 00:28:22,814 --> 00:28:25,170 And that is how it's done, Daniel. 750 00:28:26,936 --> 00:28:28,800 ♪ I don't care ♪ 751 00:28:28,803 --> 00:28:30,503 - [WHOOPS] - ♪ I love it ♪ 752 00:28:30,506 --> 00:28:32,290 ♪ I don't care ♪ 753 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:33,558 [LAUGHS] 754 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,493 [GIGGLES] 755 00:28:35,495 --> 00:28:36,988 Oh, my gosh. 756 00:28:36,991 --> 00:28:39,264 That's definitely one way to sober up. 757 00:28:39,266 --> 00:28:42,634 Charlotte. Oh, Charlotte, hi. 758 00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:43,668 Gettin' your groove on? 759 00:28:43,670 --> 00:28:44,836 [CHUCKLES] 760 00:28:44,838 --> 00:28:46,785 My groove is on pause lately. 761 00:28:46,788 --> 00:28:48,807 But forget about me. 762 00:28:48,809 --> 00:28:51,042 This night is all you. 763 00:28:51,044 --> 00:28:52,744 I got to say, it's nice forgetting 764 00:28:52,746 --> 00:28:54,613 about the wedding stress for once. 765 00:28:54,615 --> 00:28:55,647 Why stress? 766 00:28:55,649 --> 00:28:57,382 It's all exciting! 767 00:28:57,384 --> 00:28:59,647 And so bold. 768 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,783 First Dan, now Pierce? 769 00:29:01,786 --> 00:29:04,050 Marrying a second guy from your office? 770 00:29:04,053 --> 00:29:06,256 But screw the professional optics, right? 771 00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:07,386 You have a type. 772 00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:09,060 When you know, you know. 773 00:29:09,062 --> 00:29:10,566 MAN: Whoa! What are you doing? Whoa! 774 00:29:10,569 --> 00:29:12,589 ELLA: Um, is it just me 775 00:29:12,592 --> 00:29:16,835 or are we short a couple of giant hot dudes? 776 00:29:16,837 --> 00:29:17,936 [GRUNTS] 777 00:29:17,938 --> 00:29:19,679 - [HORN HONKS] - Maze! What are you doing? 778 00:29:19,682 --> 00:29:20,714 - [GRUNTS] - Hey! 779 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,240 I liked that guy! 780 00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:24,175 He smelled like chlorine 781 00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:25,988 and butterscotch fudge. 782 00:29:25,991 --> 00:29:27,212 [INHALES DEEPLY] 783 00:29:27,214 --> 00:29:31,650 I am five-feet-nothing of coiled live wire, Maze. 784 00:29:31,652 --> 00:29:34,277 This... means... war! 785 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,152 ELLA: Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, please! 786 00:29:36,155 --> 00:29:38,823 Maybe we can circle back and-and then pick him up again. 787 00:29:38,825 --> 00:29:40,258 While we're on the topic, 788 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:43,128 I would love some relationship advice. 789 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:45,964 From me? Well, I'm not an expert. Clearly. 790 00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:47,232 [CHUCKLES] I don't know. 791 00:29:47,234 --> 00:29:49,467 I mean, your faith in some 792 00:29:49,469 --> 00:29:52,771 pretty ruinous odds is truly inspiring. 793 00:29:52,773 --> 00:29:53,897 Did you know 794 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,806 that L.A. has one of the highest divorce rates 795 00:29:55,809 --> 00:29:57,809 - in all of the U.S.? - Does it? 796 00:29:57,811 --> 00:29:59,344 - Yeah. - Really? 797 00:29:59,346 --> 00:30:02,147 My plan has nothing to do with you. 798 00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,558 It is for Chloe. 799 00:30:03,561 --> 00:30:06,418 I want to get her exactly what she wants. 800 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,485 Pierce. 801 00:30:07,487 --> 00:30:09,095 Married. To her. 802 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,230 No drama. 803 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:12,214 Yeah. Totally agree! 804 00:30:12,217 --> 00:30:14,526 - [GRUNTS] - Total lack of drama 805 00:30:14,528 --> 00:30:16,394 starting right now! [CHUCKLES] 806 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,630 Cupid Maze? Altruism? 807 00:30:18,632 --> 00:30:20,308 Pearls? No way. 808 00:30:20,311 --> 00:30:21,866 People get married now multiple times. 809 00:30:21,868 --> 00:30:23,034 LINDA: You're up to something! 810 00:30:23,036 --> 00:30:24,302 - I mean... [SIGHS] - LINDA: Tell me! 811 00:30:24,304 --> 00:30:26,071 I suppose there's nothing stopping you 812 00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,238 from getting married again 813 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,440 - after Pierce. - Charlotte, 814 00:30:28,442 --> 00:30:31,205 I know you're not trying to freak Chloe out, 815 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:32,441 but it kind of seems 816 00:30:32,444 --> 00:30:33,812 like you're getting in her head. 817 00:30:33,815 --> 00:30:35,652 - You really think so? - Wait, 818 00:30:35,655 --> 00:30:38,450 are you trying to freak her out on purpose? 819 00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:39,718 Uh... 820 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,311 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - Let's go. 821 00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:42,621 Bring it. 822 00:30:42,624 --> 00:30:43,955 [WHISTLES] 823 00:30:43,957 --> 00:30:46,558 Stop the freaking bus! 824 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,793 [TIRES SCREECH] 825 00:30:48,795 --> 00:30:52,589 Everyone but Chloe out! 826 00:30:52,592 --> 00:30:55,379 Now! 827 00:30:55,382 --> 00:30:57,055 ♪ I love it. ♪ 828 00:30:59,615 --> 00:31:01,148 You know, 829 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,854 we could've sent the dog back with the rest of the guys. 830 00:31:03,857 --> 00:31:06,588 Nonsense. The detective would never allow a pregnant lady 831 00:31:06,591 --> 00:31:08,923 to ride in the back of a filthy police van. 832 00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,391 How very sensitive of her. 833 00:31:10,393 --> 00:31:12,193 [SIGHS]: Yes. And so predictable. 834 00:31:12,195 --> 00:31:15,863 I mean, how can the detective's actions be so easy to replicate 835 00:31:15,865 --> 00:31:17,832 and yet so hard to decipher? 836 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,400 I still have absolutely no clue 837 00:31:19,402 --> 00:31:21,769 as to why she said yes to Pierce. 838 00:31:21,771 --> 00:31:24,038 Not to point fingers, Daniel, 839 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,174 but I do wish you'd tried harder to be, well, me. 840 00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:29,410 If you weren't so afraid all the bloody time... 841 00:31:29,412 --> 00:31:31,385 I am not afraid. 842 00:31:31,388 --> 00:31:33,180 [CHUCKLING]: Oh. Oh, really? 843 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,583 You say you're giving Charlotte time and space 844 00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:37,117 because it's what she wants, 845 00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:39,286 but we both know you're using it as an excuse 846 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,622 - to avoid telling her what you want. - Fine. 847 00:31:41,624 --> 00:31:43,209 Okay. Yeah. Maybe... 848 00:31:43,212 --> 00:31:45,479 maybe I'm not great at admitting what I want. 849 00:31:45,482 --> 00:31:47,261 And maybe it wouldn't kill me to... 850 00:31:47,263 --> 00:31:49,849 - Lucifer it up every now and then. - Mm. 851 00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:51,565 But when it comes to understanding people, 852 00:31:51,567 --> 00:31:54,401 I'm not taking any pointers from you, man. 853 00:31:54,403 --> 00:31:57,819 In fact, I think you're the one who's afraid. 854 00:31:57,822 --> 00:31:59,221 Excuse me? 855 00:31:59,224 --> 00:32:01,987 The reason you won't ask Chloe why she's marrying Pierce 856 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:03,644 is because you're scared to hear the answer. 857 00:32:03,646 --> 00:32:05,783 - [CHUCKLES] That's absurd. - [CHUCKLES]: No. 858 00:32:05,786 --> 00:32:09,282 That's why you're playing all these stupid little head games. 859 00:32:09,285 --> 00:32:11,518 Which aren't gonna work, by the way. 860 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,554 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Because, first off, 861 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:16,723 you're only thinking about Chloe as her job. 862 00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,692 I mean, you don't even call her by her name. 863 00:32:18,694 --> 00:32:20,755 Which is Chloe, not "the detective." 864 00:32:20,758 --> 00:32:21,923 It's endearing. 865 00:32:21,926 --> 00:32:23,159 [LAUGHS]: Oh, come on. 866 00:32:23,162 --> 00:32:24,755 You believe this guy, Cornelia? 867 00:32:24,758 --> 00:32:25,666 [BARKS SOFTLY] 868 00:32:25,668 --> 00:32:26,833 Chloe is so much more 869 00:32:26,835 --> 00:32:28,101 than work, man. 870 00:32:28,103 --> 00:32:29,336 She's a friend. 871 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,371 She's a devoted parent to Trixie. 872 00:32:31,373 --> 00:32:33,950 - She's the most amazing human being I've... - Daniel. 873 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:36,354 You ignorant, fearful genius... you're right. 874 00:32:36,357 --> 00:32:37,444 Really? 875 00:32:37,446 --> 00:32:38,779 Indeed. To truly understand 876 00:32:38,781 --> 00:32:40,881 the detective's motivations, I need to experience 877 00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:42,482 the full spectrum of her life. 878 00:32:42,484 --> 00:32:44,384 - Okay. - So what I need is a defenseless, 879 00:32:44,386 --> 00:32:46,520 barely verbal creature who depends entirely on me 880 00:32:46,522 --> 00:32:48,638 - for her every need. - What are you talking about? 881 00:32:48,641 --> 00:32:51,476 I need a Trixie. I... 882 00:32:51,479 --> 00:32:53,679 Hello. 883 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,682 [CHUCKLES] 884 00:32:55,685 --> 00:32:57,418 - Uh, ew. - ELLA: Maze, 885 00:32:57,421 --> 00:33:00,345 what part of co-hosting a bachelorette party did you not understand? 886 00:33:00,348 --> 00:33:02,869 Hey, nobody asked me about any damn bus! 887 00:33:02,872 --> 00:33:05,371 LINDA: Yeah, so you throw my next best chance 888 00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:07,107 for a sex life off it? 889 00:33:07,109 --> 00:33:10,010 - And, you, why are you freaking Chloe out? - MAZE: Yeah, I should never 890 00:33:10,012 --> 00:33:10,943 have invited her. 891 00:33:10,946 --> 00:33:12,437 I was trying to help! 892 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,479 You know, a little prenuptial conflict is healthy. 893 00:33:15,482 --> 00:33:17,145 It's better to get it out of the system. 894 00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:18,553 Oh, you want conflict? 895 00:33:18,556 --> 00:33:20,786 Done! Okay, ladies, please. 896 00:33:20,789 --> 00:33:23,123 - There's still time to fix this, okay? - Come on, Maze. 897 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,545 Two words: matching tattoos. 898 00:33:25,548 --> 00:33:27,147 What? 899 00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:29,629 Fake tattoos. Fake. 900 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,064 Pierce tipped me off... 901 00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:33,867 - Pierce was looking into fake tattoos? - Yeah. I mean, 902 00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:34,795 he made me promise 903 00:33:34,798 --> 00:33:36,236 not to tell anyone... But you know what? 904 00:33:36,238 --> 00:33:37,623 Lying bastard! 905 00:33:37,626 --> 00:33:39,727 Where is Maze going? 906 00:33:39,730 --> 00:33:42,608 Bigger problem, girls. 907 00:33:42,611 --> 00:33:44,612 Where'd Chloe go? 908 00:33:45,581 --> 00:33:46,936 Oh... 909 00:33:49,084 --> 00:33:51,184 LUCIFER: No, sit, child. 910 00:33:51,186 --> 00:33:53,220 Oh, goodness me. Sitzen. 911 00:33:53,222 --> 00:33:54,755 Oh, my goodness. 912 00:33:54,757 --> 00:33:55,922 This is ridiculous. 913 00:33:55,924 --> 00:33:57,925 I mean, at least the detective's human dependent 914 00:33:57,928 --> 00:33:59,793 can be bribed with chocolate and cash. 915 00:33:59,795 --> 00:34:02,329 But apparently, chocolate's toxic for Ms. Picky here. 916 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,664 And she ate my wallet. 917 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,799 - What is that smell? And why is there... - Hmm? 918 00:34:05,801 --> 00:34:08,702 - Crime scene tape all around my desk? - Because trust me, Daniel, 919 00:34:08,704 --> 00:34:11,571 Cornelia committed a very serious infraction over there. 920 00:34:11,573 --> 00:34:12,839 - [WHINES SOFTLY] - Children are 921 00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:14,741 so needy... I mean, you wouldn't understand, 922 00:34:14,743 --> 00:34:17,120 but being a single parent is exhausting. 923 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,029 Dude, it's been an hour. 924 00:34:19,032 --> 00:34:20,948 Well, in dog years, that's an eternity. 925 00:34:20,951 --> 00:34:23,906 Yeah, well, your parenting days are over, okay? 926 00:34:23,909 --> 00:34:25,809 Francis's husband Frederick is here. 927 00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:28,401 LUCIFER: Frederick! Oh. Good to see you again. 928 00:34:28,404 --> 00:34:30,123 What a pity. We were just bonding. 929 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,347 Thank you, Detectives. 930 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:33,253 I had no idea she was pregnant. 931 00:34:33,256 --> 00:34:35,667 Now I can start to rebuild our family. Well, if you just, 932 00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:39,299 uh, sign the release form, 933 00:34:39,301 --> 00:34:41,769 and she's all yours. 934 00:34:43,237 --> 00:34:45,237 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 935 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,841 There's my good girl. 936 00:34:47,843 --> 00:34:49,710 [CHUCKLES]: Ah... 937 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:52,245 - [WHINING] - Girl... 938 00:34:52,247 --> 00:34:53,480 Oh, poor baby. 939 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,716 She's clearly feeling the strain. 940 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,779 Cornelia? 941 00:34:57,782 --> 00:34:58,884 Come. 942 00:34:58,887 --> 00:35:00,153 Bye, child. 943 00:35:00,155 --> 00:35:01,955 I'll really... 944 00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:03,725 Good-bye. 945 00:35:06,061 --> 00:35:07,662 Right, now, that's... 946 00:35:08,741 --> 00:35:10,506 Where's he gone? 947 00:35:14,703 --> 00:35:16,804 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: How you doing there, hon? 948 00:35:17,795 --> 00:35:20,073 C... Can you see me? 949 00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:22,709 I see a lot of things on this bus. 950 00:35:22,711 --> 00:35:25,011 Looks like something's eating at you. 951 00:35:25,013 --> 00:35:26,980 [SIGHS] 952 00:35:26,982 --> 00:35:30,083 Well, it just... 953 00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:34,287 it all happened so fast, and... 954 00:35:34,289 --> 00:35:37,224 everyone's wondering why I said yes, and... 955 00:35:37,226 --> 00:35:40,060 I-I'm wondering the same thing myself. 956 00:35:40,062 --> 00:35:42,120 I don't know, m-maybe I thought 957 00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:43,830 that marrying a... 958 00:35:43,832 --> 00:35:47,501 a safe, steady guy would... 959 00:35:47,503 --> 00:35:51,331 somehow... change me into a different person, 960 00:35:51,334 --> 00:35:55,182 and that-that maybe this new, spontaneous me 961 00:35:55,185 --> 00:35:57,477 would-would somehow... 962 00:35:57,479 --> 00:36:01,548 inspire the... the person that I still am. 963 00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:03,385 [SIGHS] 964 00:36:04,346 --> 00:36:06,346 Hey, are you married? 965 00:36:06,349 --> 00:36:07,988 17 years. 966 00:36:07,990 --> 00:36:09,990 He's my everything. 967 00:36:09,992 --> 00:36:13,127 Hopefully, your guy is, too. 968 00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:17,696 [SIGHS SOFTLY] 969 00:36:17,699 --> 00:36:21,068 [QUIETLY]: How does she even do this? 970 00:36:24,456 --> 00:36:26,088 Well, that's odd. 971 00:36:26,091 --> 00:36:29,476 Cornelia's prenatal examination was signed by Frederick, 972 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:33,346 but he said he didn't know about the pregnancy. 973 00:36:33,348 --> 00:36:36,316 And the signature's a match. 974 00:36:36,318 --> 00:36:38,685 Which means he lied. 975 00:36:38,687 --> 00:36:40,821 Ergo... 976 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,256 he's most likely the killer. 977 00:36:43,258 --> 00:36:45,593 [CHUCKLES] Well done, Detective! 978 00:36:48,615 --> 00:36:49,796 Well... 979 00:36:49,798 --> 00:36:52,499 well done, Detective. 980 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,702 - Get in here, you stupid mutt. - [WHINING] 981 00:36:55,704 --> 00:36:58,271 Come on! 982 00:36:58,273 --> 00:37:01,641 - Is that how you treat a pregnant lady? - What the...? 983 00:37:01,643 --> 00:37:04,248 - How did you get in here? - I had a hunch you were the killer. 984 00:37:05,347 --> 00:37:07,646 When your "fur baby" wouldn't go to you. 985 00:37:09,284 --> 00:37:11,284 Cornelia only goes... 986 00:37:11,286 --> 00:37:13,887 to people she trusts. 987 00:37:13,889 --> 00:37:16,022 Not killers. 988 00:37:16,024 --> 00:37:19,768 Only question now is: why, Frederick? 989 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:23,088 I'm more than happy to discuss this with you 990 00:37:23,091 --> 00:37:24,533 after I tend to Cornelia. 991 00:37:25,467 --> 00:37:27,335 - [WHINES] - [SIGHS] 992 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,117 Listen. 993 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,719 You got to understand, 994 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,498 a dog is supposed to be man's best friend, 995 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:41,496 not man's best replacement. 996 00:37:41,499 --> 00:37:43,432 Do you know what it's like 997 00:37:43,434 --> 00:37:46,869 to be kicked out of your own bed by a dog?! 998 00:37:46,871 --> 00:37:49,705 But... I could never get up the nerve 999 00:37:49,707 --> 00:37:51,576 to just tell Francis what I wanted. 1000 00:37:51,579 --> 00:37:53,379 You were scared of what the answer could be. 1001 00:37:53,382 --> 00:37:56,216 Then I found out about the puppies. 1002 00:37:56,219 --> 00:37:59,587 Six more reasons for him to neglect me. 1003 00:37:59,590 --> 00:38:01,357 And we fought... 1004 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,860 and he fell, 1005 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,029 and he hit his head. 1006 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,435 It was an accident. 1007 00:38:05,438 --> 00:38:07,671 Why don't you just put the gun down. 1008 00:38:07,674 --> 00:38:09,241 Come back to the station 1009 00:38:09,244 --> 00:38:11,099 and tell your side of the story. 1010 00:38:11,102 --> 00:38:13,002 I should've just shot the dog! 1011 00:38:13,005 --> 00:38:15,313 But it's so hard to kill a creature 1012 00:38:15,316 --> 00:38:17,551 with such intelligence in its eyes. 1013 00:38:19,717 --> 00:38:21,183 [DOOR CRASHES OPEN] 1014 00:38:21,186 --> 00:38:22,594 LAPD! 1015 00:38:24,842 --> 00:38:26,476 Wha...? 1016 00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:29,391 Ah. There you are. 1017 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,008 [CHUCKLES] Typical. 1018 00:38:31,011 --> 00:38:33,225 You leave me with the paperwork and run off alone. 1019 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,437 No thought of danger, no thought of protocol... 1020 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:38,120 You really... don't see the irony, do you? 1021 00:38:38,122 --> 00:38:41,891 All I see, Daniel, is that I can't rely on you as my partner. 1022 00:38:41,894 --> 00:38:45,055 So perhaps I should find someone steady, someone responsible, 1023 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:47,937 someone who can actually be there for me. 1024 00:38:54,372 --> 00:38:56,695 [EXHALES]: Oh. 1025 00:38:56,808 --> 00:38:58,941 Oh. 1026 00:38:58,943 --> 00:39:00,744 I get it now. 1027 00:39:04,981 --> 00:39:07,937 MAZE: So you thought I wouldn't find out your mark is fake. 1028 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:10,648 You know, for a guy who's lived for a million years, 1029 00:39:10,651 --> 00:39:12,017 you're a real dumbass. 1030 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,488 Shh. 1031 00:39:13,491 --> 00:39:15,055 She's asleep. 1032 00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:23,308 Can't use the kid as a human shield forever, Cain. 1033 00:39:24,969 --> 00:39:26,859 Maybe not tonight... 1034 00:39:28,961 --> 00:39:31,107 [WHISPERS]: but I am coming for you. 1035 00:39:31,109 --> 00:39:32,975 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 1036 00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:34,210 [KEYS JINGLE] 1037 00:39:34,212 --> 00:39:35,746 [DOOR CLOSES] 1038 00:39:38,549 --> 00:39:40,859 Hey. You're here. 1039 00:39:40,862 --> 00:39:42,884 Why isn't Trixie at her sleepover? 1040 00:39:42,887 --> 00:39:45,661 I stopped by to check on her, and she wanted to come home. 1041 00:39:45,664 --> 00:39:48,332 Um... 1042 00:39:48,335 --> 00:39:50,598 about all this wedding stuff... 1043 00:39:50,601 --> 00:39:51,900 It's way too overwhelming. 1044 00:39:51,903 --> 00:39:54,138 - Yeah, I agree. It's, uh, it's-it's... - Yeah. 1045 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,770 Listen, let's forget 1046 00:39:55,773 --> 00:39:58,223 about the whole "big event" thing, okay? Life is too short. 1047 00:39:58,226 --> 00:39:59,794 - Too short, yeah. - Yeah. 1048 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:00,872 Let's elope. 1049 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:02,520 We don't need the whole circus. 1050 00:40:02,523 --> 00:40:04,489 It's about you and me. 1051 00:40:04,492 --> 00:40:06,593 [SIGHS] Yeah. 1052 00:40:06,596 --> 00:40:08,863 And-and-and that's why I... 1053 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:14,020 I can't marry you. 1054 00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:18,987 I'm sorry, Marcus. 1055 00:40:18,990 --> 00:40:22,749 ♪ ♪ 1056 00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:24,848 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1057 00:40:27,498 --> 00:40:29,166 Dan. 1058 00:40:30,650 --> 00:40:32,762 Are you okay? 1059 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,799 Uh... 1060 00:40:34,802 --> 00:40:36,735 I don't know. 1061 00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:39,137 Got a lot of things on my mind. 1062 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,074 Could be kind of serious. 1063 00:40:41,077 --> 00:40:43,043 [CHUCKLES]: Tell me about it. 1064 00:40:43,046 --> 00:40:44,848 I am... whew... 1065 00:40:44,851 --> 00:40:47,192 Seriously wondering why I said yes 1066 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,513 to that fifth shot of tequila. 1067 00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:50,983 [EXHALES] 1068 00:40:55,283 --> 00:40:56,333 What is it? 1069 00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:59,692 Charlotte, I know that, um... 1070 00:40:59,695 --> 00:41:01,695 we've been keeping things kind of loose, 1071 00:41:01,698 --> 00:41:04,989 and I said that you could use your space. 1072 00:41:04,992 --> 00:41:07,126 And if that's what you want... 1073 00:41:07,129 --> 00:41:10,794 if that's what you truly want, then I respect that. 1074 00:41:13,474 --> 00:41:16,919 But... I never told you what I want. 1075 00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:21,468 I want you. 1076 00:41:22,934 --> 00:41:24,634 All in. 1077 00:41:24,637 --> 00:41:26,104 The whole deal. 1078 00:41:29,993 --> 00:41:32,627 So, um... 1079 00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:34,631 so there. 1080 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,688 Okay. 1081 00:41:40,691 --> 00:41:42,224 Really? 1082 00:41:42,227 --> 00:41:44,862 ♪ ♪ 1083 00:42:01,029 --> 00:42:02,903 Ah. Detective. 1084 00:42:02,906 --> 00:42:04,356 Good. You're back. 1085 00:42:04,359 --> 00:42:06,473 I am. Yeah. 1086 00:42:06,476 --> 00:42:08,229 Excellent, because... 1087 00:42:08,232 --> 00:42:10,426 well, there's a few things I need to say. 1088 00:42:10,429 --> 00:42:13,029 - Hmm. - You see, I've, um... 1089 00:42:13,032 --> 00:42:14,198 well, I... 1090 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:18,473 I've actually learned something for once. 1091 00:42:19,947 --> 00:42:21,179 Oh. 1092 00:42:21,182 --> 00:42:22,816 No ring. 1093 00:42:24,224 --> 00:42:25,357 [SIGHS] 1094 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,505 Yep, no ring. 1095 00:42:28,707 --> 00:42:30,273 Oh. 1096 00:42:30,276 --> 00:42:32,864 So, you were saying you learned something? [CLEARS THROAT] 1097 00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:35,278 Oh. Oh, it's nothing. 1098 00:42:35,281 --> 00:42:37,982 Nothing. Completely irrelevant. 1099 00:42:37,985 --> 00:42:39,918 Right. 1100 00:42:39,921 --> 00:42:41,220 Well... 1101 00:42:41,223 --> 00:42:43,291 a new case just dropped, so... 1102 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:46,227 I was thinking... Back to work? 1103 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,632 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Back to work. 1104 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,703 - After you. - Thank you. 1105 00:42:55,547 --> 00:42:57,580 - Shall we take my car? - Yes. 1106 00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,818 [LUCIFER SPEAKS SOFTLY] 1107 00:43:03,328 --> 00:43:07,382 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --