1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:03,347 Previously on Lucifer... DAN: Still no sign of Lucifer? 2 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:05,806 CHLOE: I went by his place. He's gone. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,475 Lucifer, who is this? 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,377 Meet Candy Morningstar, my wife. 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,512 The issue? That would be Lucifer disappearing 6 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,814 and then popping back up with zero explanation 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,117 and a ditzy bimbo on his arm. 8 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,261 I thought that she meant something to you. 9 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,053 I had to save her from... 10 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:21,165 From you. You're not ignoring Chloe, you're protecting her. 11 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:24,158 ELLA: Are you going to Paris? Can I be your travel buddy? 12 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,393 I love Paris. 13 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:28,762 This is the Paris Hotel in Vegas. 14 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,731 Not going there. 15 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,800 Vegas and me... not pretty. 16 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,336 LUCIFER: And I have held the real truth back from you. 17 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,537 Why is it not working? 18 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,805 CHLOE: You know, I keep caring, 19 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,141 and you just... just... 20 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,676 No, Detective, I... 21 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:47,815 ALL (flatly): ♪ Happy birthday to you 22 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:52,720 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 23 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,623 ♪ Happy birthday 24 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:58,292 ♪ Dear Chloe 25 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:02,230 ♪ Happy birthday to you 26 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,297 To you. 27 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:06,334 Oh, thanks. 28 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,302 ♪ Go, go 29 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:11,405 ♪ Go, go, go, go 30 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,307 ♪ Go, shorty, it's your birthday ♪ 31 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,851 ♪ We gon' party like it's your birthday ♪ 32 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,644 No. 33 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,455 ♪ We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday ♪ 34 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,856 ♪ And you know we don't give a... ♪ 35 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,182 ♪ It's not your birthday... ♪ 36 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,583 No. No. 37 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,584 Yes! 38 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,186 ♪ Mama, I got what you need 39 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,188 ♪ If you need to feel the buzz ♪ 40 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,199 ♪ I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love... ♪ 41 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,459 Finally, an X-rated office party. 42 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:34,462 DAN: Leave it to you to steal my thunder, huh? 43 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:37,231 Well, much as I'd love to take credit for this, Daniel, 44 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,600 Officer Snake Hips is not my doing. 45 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,834 Hmm, right. 46 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,136 ELLA: Make it rain, 47 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,204 birthday girl. 48 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,239 CHLOE: Was this you? Yep. 49 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,240 I did not see that coming. 50 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,609 Hey, what can I say? 51 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,212 Big surprise, little package. 52 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,147 Big package, by the looks of it. 53 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,882 Slap it. (phone rings) 54 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,350 Slap it! (phone ringing) 55 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,651 CHLOE: Oh. I'm sorry. 56 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,854 Lucifer Morningstar. 57 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,323 ♪ For a playa or a pimp 58 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,491 ♪ Been hit with a few... 59 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:06,294 Las Vegas Police Department? 60 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,364 Candy? No, I-I'm gonna stop you there. 61 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,732 She's my ex-wife, actually. 62 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,168 Can you believe it takes a year to annul something 63 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,603 that only lasted a couple of weeks? 64 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,640 No, I haven't spoken to her for a few months. 65 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,774 Why do you ask? 66 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,546 What? She's missing? 67 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,183 Uh, yes, yes, of course. 68 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,952 I-I'm in Los Angeles, but if you do hear anything, 69 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,487 please contact me. 70 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,826 Aw, don't worry, buddy, look, I got more singles for you. 71 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,895 Oh, no, no, no, I'm all right for cash, thank you. 72 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,265 (sighs) You okay? 73 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:47,468 That was the Las Vegas Police Department. 74 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,570 It appears my ex, Candy, is missing. 75 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,939 Oh, my gosh, I hope she's okay, buddy. 76 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,441 Yes, as do I. 77 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:56,310 Candy was caught up in some rather nasty business, 78 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,778 but I thought I'd taken care of it. 79 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:58,812 Nasty business? Yes. 80 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,849 In exchange, she helped me with a delicate matter. 81 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,585 I hate to think I haven't fulfilled my end of the bargain. 82 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:07,555 All right, I'll kill the music. We'll all help find her. 83 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,290 Oh, no, no, no, no, um... 84 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,759 I don't want to spoil the detective's celebrations. 85 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,861 No, I'll just beetle on over to Sin City 86 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,463 and check on Candy myself. 87 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:18,766 Oh, yeah, you know, I kind of 88 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,801 have a thing with Vegas. 89 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,438 Otherwise, I would totally, totally offer to go with you. 90 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,873 Right. Good to know. 91 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,609 But then, I can tell that it's really important to you, 92 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,479 and I do have the next couple of days off, so... 93 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,847 okay, you've convinced me. 94 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:34,815 I will help you. 95 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,017 What? I... Help him? Help him with what? 96 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,587 Uh... Please don't tell me you guys got another stripper. 97 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,422 No, he got a... Uh, no, no, no, no, no. 98 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,291 Nothing for the birthday girl to worry about. 99 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,459 I want you to focus on one thing only, Detective. 100 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,461 That is getting older. 101 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,597 Excuse me? 102 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,698 Wait, you're leaving? 103 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,932 Yeah, I'll call you later. 104 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,301 Wait. 105 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,468 Seriously, Detective, 106 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:57,037 you just stay here. 107 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,606 It's my birthday. 108 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,341 Shake your booty while you still can. 109 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,476 Oh, there you go. 110 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,284 (Ella sniffing) 111 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,586 Mmm, you smell that? 112 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,456 That is pleather, cigars, 113 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,990 and vomit, my friend. (chuckles) 114 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,527 LUCIFER: I have to say, I didn't have a good Catholic girl 115 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,895 like yourself pegged as a fan of Sin City. 116 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,431 Mm, not a fan, exactly. 117 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,833 More like a tiny, helpless space capsule 118 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,769 being sucked into a deadly black hole. 119 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,404 (phone rings) 120 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,739 Anyway, shall we? 121 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,840 Uh... 122 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,509 Chloe again? 123 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,646 You know what they say, fifth time's the charm. 124 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:41,315 Lucifer, you should really tell her what's going on. 125 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,317 It's still her birthday. 126 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,018 And you're still going with that. 127 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,787 Okay. 128 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,556 (indistinct radio chatter) LUCIFER: Officer. 129 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,431 Either it's someone else's birthday... 130 00:04:57,465 --> 00:05:00,000 ELLA: Or this is an active crime scene. 131 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:04,405 Oh, no. 132 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,573 Candy? 133 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,408 ELLA: Oh, Lucifer, 134 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,343 I'm so sorry, buddy. 135 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,678 (sighs) 136 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,346 Man, her face is gone. 137 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,047 Hello. 138 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,583 Look at those dainty feet. 139 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:21,789 Okay, not judging here, but really? 140 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,891 Is this really the time for the pervy stuff? 141 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,125 Dainty feet? 142 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,795 Um, debatable, but that's not what I was talking about. 143 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,464 No, Candy has ginormous feet. 144 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,732 I mean, regular boats, 145 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,900 huge. 146 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,968 That means that this is not Candy. 147 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,938 Oh, man, that's awesome! 148 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,507 (stammers) Shh. 149 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,109 (chuckles): Sorry, my-my friend here. 150 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,612 Not a fan of the deceased, I'm afraid. 151 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,713 ELLA: Mean, 152 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,848 she was just so mean. 153 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,083 Ah, you... Shh. Women. (chuckles) 154 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,052 ♪ 155 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,495 ELLA: We should go. Mm-hmm. 156 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,397 Excuse me, I'm Detective Long, and you are? 157 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,132 Um, Lucifer Morningstar. 158 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,600 Pleasure. 159 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,101 (chuckles) You're Candy's husband. 160 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,503 Ex-husband. 161 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,739 Right. I talked to you on the phone. 162 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,407 You said you were in Los Angeles. 163 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,842 Oh, yes. 164 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,477 And you don't seem very broken up 165 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,945 about your ex-wife's death. 166 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,147 Well, that's because this woman is not my wife. 167 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:23,016 Right, 'cause she's your ex-wife. (Chuckles) 168 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,553 Think you made that pretty clear, buddy. 169 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,088 Hi, how you doing? 170 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,957 Ella Lopez, LAPD CSI. 171 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,527 For the record, we just got into town. 172 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,429 Arrived at 1300 hours 173 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,664 and 14 minutes, to be exact. 174 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,500 And, based on a visual assessment 175 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,502 of the victim's lividity, 176 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:45,105 she's been deceased for, oh, I'd say 177 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,675 2100 hours yesterday. 178 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,044 So, my travel buddy here, not a suspect. 179 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,780 Uh... Uh-huh. 180 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,182 Also, I know, none of my beeswax, but... 181 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,160 I saw that you were going with an ultraviolet light 182 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,586 on the couch. 183 00:06:58,619 --> 00:06:59,796 I would have gone with a straight oblique, 184 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,054 man, but you know what, 185 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,523 to each his own. 186 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,691 Okay, thanks for the advice. 187 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,092 You got it, Detective. 188 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,096 Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay. 189 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,798 Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is, 190 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:11,999 it's absolutely awful. 191 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,067 Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. 192 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,168 Well, screamer, actually. 193 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,971 No, I'm saying that for now, 194 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,808 we shouldn't let LVPD know that that's not Candy. 195 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,810 If this gets back to the killer, 196 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,778 he might try to kill her again. 197 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,581 Oh, right, yes. Good idea, Ms. Lopez. 198 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,183 Good idea. What's a good idea? 199 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,217 Um... Um... 200 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,087 To give you my card. 201 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,222 Her card. 202 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,691 In case you want any more advice. 203 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,727 Always happy to help. 204 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,595 She's very good. Very. 205 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,064 Right. I have a feeling I will be talking 206 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:46,567 to both of you again before the investigation's over. 207 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,835 I doubt that. 208 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,703 I mean, hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas 209 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,672 is like bringing your grandma to an orgy. 210 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,073 (chuckles) Am I right? 211 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,975 No. 212 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,209 Okay, bye. 213 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,778 Bye. (clears throat) 214 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:04,985 Hi. 215 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,187 Is, uh... Hi, sorry to interrupt. 216 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,622 Have you heard from Lucifer? 217 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,624 No, why? Has something happened? 218 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,225 No, not really. I just, I, uh... 219 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,927 I had a question about a case, 220 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,063 and, um, I can't... I can't get ahold of him. 221 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,164 Yeah, we were... 222 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,867 we were, uh, celebrating my birthday at the precinct, 223 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,669 and, um, and then, all of a sudden, 224 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,638 he just bailed, and now he's not answering my calls, so... 225 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,675 Would you like to have a seat? 226 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,910 No, no, it's not a big deal. 227 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,144 You sure? 228 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,180 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm fine. 229 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,748 I'm fine. 230 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,650 It's probably just Lucifer being Lucifer. 231 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,251 You know? Probably. 232 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,689 Yeah. 233 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,892 Please, have a seat. 234 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,894 I don't really, you know... 235 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,096 I know you're busy, and I don't want to... 236 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:52,032 take up... I-I checked Lux, and he wasn't there. 237 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,267 And-and I thought I'd go up to the penthouse to check, 238 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,569 but last time he went AWOL, 239 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,204 I went up there to check on him, 240 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,139 and all of his furniture was covered in sheets, 241 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,774 and he had run off to Vegas. (laughs) 242 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,710 Of course, that's when we... 243 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,579 we were getting together, which we totally are not 244 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:06,880 anymore, nor will we. 245 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,817 But, you know, it's my birthday. 246 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,285 Mm-hmm. 247 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,588 Wow, good couch. 248 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,756 I know. 249 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,259 And I understand. 250 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,595 Birthdays can be emotional. 251 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,830 I guess. 252 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,331 No, I'm good, I'm good. 253 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,667 He's, um... he's probably just in the penthouse 254 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,001 passed out or something. 255 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,604 Emphasis on "something." 256 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,073 How about I go with you? 257 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,111 Please. 258 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,814 Seems Candy dodged a bullet, quite literally. 259 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,215 Or a shotgun blast, anyway. 260 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,251 Yes, so, we need to find this killer 261 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,254 before he or she realizes their mistake. 262 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,657 ELLA: Detective Nosy in there could get DNA back 263 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,224 on that body within 24 hours. 264 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,693 LUCIFER: Yeah. 265 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,261 ELLA: So, we got to find a lead, stat. 266 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,096 Right. Okay, so you were married to Candy 267 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,165 for a week... Uh, two weeks. 268 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:01,735 Mm-hmm. I mean, any idea who would want her dead? 269 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,137 ("Fever" playing) 270 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,079 ♪ Never know how much I love you ♪ 271 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,849 ♪ Never know how much I care 272 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,986 ♪ When you put your arms around me ♪ 273 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,755 ♪ I get a fever that's so hard to bear ♪ 274 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,791 ♪ You give me fever 275 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,292 ♪ 276 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,827 ♪ When you kiss me 277 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,863 ♪ Fever when you hold me tight 278 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,165 ♪ Fever in the morning 279 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,334 Psychic bartender. My favorite. 280 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,969 BARTENDER: Who is she? 281 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,881 Not the one singing, the reason you're drinking. 282 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,741 Not who I thought she was. 283 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:44,011 ♪ Moon lights up the night 284 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,412 Not her fault, though. 285 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,180 Never is. 286 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,050 ♪ And you know I'm gonna treat you right ♪ 287 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,018 Ah? 288 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,252 ♪ You give me fever 289 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,754 Everyone's reading my mind today. 290 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,088 ♪ When you kiss me 291 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,390 ♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪ (laughs) 292 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,692 Mmm. 293 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,793 ♪ Fever 294 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,129 ♪ In the morning Hmm! 295 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,332 Don't mind if I do. ♪ What a lovely way to burn 296 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,836 (sighs) ♪ What a lovely way to burn... 297 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,838 Who was that? 298 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:14,074 That was Candy. 299 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,208 Aye. 300 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,111 Think I'd quite like to continue my chat with Candy. 301 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,446 (song ends, audience applauds) 302 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,481 Uh... 303 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,083 Where's my money? 304 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,287 And my ring. 305 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,860 Bravo, Candy. 306 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,095 Emergencies. 307 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,031 CANDY: Ow, you're hurting me. 308 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,800 Just-just give me some more time, please. 309 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,869 I'll have it for you. 310 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,907 LUCIFER: His name's Louie Pagliani. 311 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,943 He's a local loan shark and all-around dirtbag. 312 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,454 I thought I dealt with that human stain 313 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,780 last time I was here. 314 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,148 Yeah, well... this is Vegas. 315 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,350 This town is always up for an encore. (engine starts) 316 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,384 (chuckles) 317 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,453 (tires screech) 318 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,760 (rattling) 319 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,862 Ah, there you go. 320 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,031 They teach lock picking in forensic class? 321 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,866 No. Middle school. 322 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,167 (chuckles) 323 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,469 Ms. Lopez, you are an enigma, wrapped in a hoodie 324 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,238 under a jaunty ponytail. 325 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,473 It... 326 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,376 Oh, no. 327 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,045 The annihilation. 328 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,880 Ugh. 329 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,116 Even if Louie didn't kill fake Candy, 330 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,952 this decor alone is enough for immediate execution. 331 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,086 I mean... (laughs) 332 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,855 What was he thinking? 333 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:38,992 Well, uh, looks like someone beat you to the execution part. 334 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,799 Louie? 335 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,167 Oh, definitely. 336 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,937 I'd know those hairy ham hands anywhere. 337 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,077 ELLA: The trajectory of the blood spatter 338 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,012 in relation to the stiff makes zero sense. 339 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,523 There's no way Louie pulled the trigger. 340 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,016 (sighs) Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake. 341 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,018 Yeah, and so is the hair color. 342 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,519 Look at this. 343 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,189 It's pink. Candy. 344 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,025 Well, she was here. 345 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,161 You think Candy would've killed Louie, 346 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,296 and then faked her own death to disappear? 347 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,833 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Candy's not a killer. 348 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,935 No, just a thieving con woman. 349 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,171 You knew her one week. Two weeks. 350 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,439 Well, you don't know what she's capable of. 351 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,407 Well... 352 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,543 Candy did owe Louie money once upon a time, 353 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,879 but I paid him off. 354 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,280 Perhaps he wanted more. 355 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,515 Huh. 356 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,886 This must be Mrs. Ham Hands. 357 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,387 Oh, dearie me. 358 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,223 Someone's sending a painful message. 359 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,861 If Louie was after Candy's candy... 360 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,097 Maybe his old lady found out, 361 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,500 followed who she thought was Candy home from the club, 362 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,169 shot her, and then framed/finished off Louie. 363 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,571 Then we need to find this murderous ginger 364 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,640 before she finds the real Candy. 365 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,409 Ah, Roxie Pagliani. 366 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,644 I suppose she's the missus. Just block the caller I.D. 367 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,522 You can't just call her. What are you gonna say? 368 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,949 Well, I'm gonna ask her if she's the killer, of course. 369 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,218 No. Terrible plan! 370 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,461 Give me that! What are you doing? (Stammers) 371 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,121 ROXIE: Hello? 372 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,622 (with New Jersey accent): Hi, yeah. 373 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,525 This is Marcia calling from Sensational Statues. 374 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,592 Who? 375 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,094 "Sensational Statues"? 376 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,963 Yeah, yeah, we got that new, um... 377 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,231 you know, that new... 378 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,199 Oh, bust of Caesar you ordered. 379 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,235 Uh-huh, it came out real sexy. 380 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,337 "Sexy"? Yeah, 30% off 381 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,640 if we can drop it wherever you are right now. 382 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,375 I'm sorry, I didn't buy any bust. 383 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,944 Pfft. You sure? Because I... 384 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,521 SLOT MACHINE VOICE: Bada bing! Bada bing! Bada bing! 385 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,523 Oh, whoopsie, whoopsie, my mistake, doll, my mistake. 386 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,514 See? 387 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,917 The truth would've been much more expedient. 388 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,653 Nope. I know exactly where Roxie is. 389 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,121 I heard the sound 390 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,023 of The Guido's Rainbow slot machine 391 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,524 in the background of the call. 392 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,126 It's a vintage machine. 393 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,529 And only one casino in Vegas has it: 394 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,630 The Moonbeam. 395 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,534 Well, ka-ching, Ms. Lopez. 396 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,936 (elevator bell dings) 397 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,537 Well, no sheets on the furniture, 398 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,406 that's a good sign. 399 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,474 And... 400 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,442 it looks like... 401 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,978 yep, the overnight bag is missing, 402 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,512 so maybe he did go out of town. 403 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,015 On my birthday. 404 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,625 You know what, speaking of, this is stupid. 405 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,561 What are we doing here? We should be celebrating. 406 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,388 Yes! We should be celebrating. 407 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,556 Yeah. (Sighs) So, where to? 408 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,724 Hmm. 409 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,728 Actually, I do know this place with an awesome sound system 410 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,198 and all the top shelf you can drink. 411 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,334 Best views in the city? 412 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,536 Seems a shame to let that sunset go to waste. 413 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,707 ♪ I love me 414 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,142 ♪ Hey ♪ 415 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,044 ♪ I love me ♪ Hey ♪ 416 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,378 ♪ I don't know about you ♪ 417 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:45,979 ♪ Uh 418 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,580 ♪ But, baby, I love me 419 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,182 ♪ Oh, yeah 420 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,384 ♪ Now everybody say ♪ Hey-hey-hey ♪ 421 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,454 ♪ Oh ♪ Hey-hey-hey ♪ 422 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,455 ♪ I love me... 423 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,556 Hamlet! 424 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,557 Ah. 425 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,426 Hamlet. 426 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,669 ♪ They gon' say all kinds of things... ♪ 427 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,663 "Thanks for the punch up. Love, Will." 428 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,198 Wow. 429 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,200 What you looking at? (chuckles nervously) 430 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,635 Nothing exciting. 431 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,313 CHLOE (with British accent): I'm Lucifer Morningstar. 432 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,738 (bashing random keys on piano) 433 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:16,343 I can play the piano and I'm a fancy British man. 434 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,611 (laughs): Let's go take a peek in his sock drawer. 435 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,081 But, Dr. Martin, you're his therapist. 436 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,449 Aren't there rules against that? 437 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,351 Trust me, there's nothing I don't know 438 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,752 about Lucifer Morningstar. 439 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,221 Except what's in his sock drawer. 440 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,123 It's not like he can see us. 441 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,691 Let's do it. (phone rings) 442 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,759 Oh! Oh. 443 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,760 (humming) 444 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,228 Oh, oh, oh! 445 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,539 That's Lucifer, that's Lucifer. Oh. Oh. 446 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,098 Yeah, I can see that. That's Lucifer. 447 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,242 Officially, officially creeped out! 448 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,567 Okay, don't answer it. 449 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,435 No, no, no, wait. Answer it, answer it, uh, 450 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,770 just don't say we're here. Okay. 451 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,538 (music stops) Mmm. Hello? 452 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,683 LUCIFER: Ah, Doctor, I didn't think you were going to answer. 453 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,377 I'm just calling to reschedule my therapy appointment. 454 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,654 I'm on a quick trip out of town. 455 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,645 Oh! 456 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,247 Oh. Out of town. 457 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,383 Um, uh... where? 458 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,518 Oh, nowhere special, it's just Vegas. 459 00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,819 Vegas? Again? 460 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,521 What you doing in Vegas? 461 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,759 Well... 462 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,495 don't you look ravishing. 463 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,373 LINDA: Lucifer? Uh, sorry, I've got to go, Doctor. 464 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,265 Speak soon. Bye. 465 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,409 What did he say at the end there? 466 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,069 Um, something about... 467 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,438 radishes. 468 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,509 Well, you are stunning, aren't you? 469 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,411 I almost didn't recognize you, no offense. 470 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,379 Eh, it's hard to get your glitter on 471 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,415 when you're stuck in a lab all day. 472 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,184 But, I mean, Vegas? 473 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,685 Where else can I bust out the bling? 474 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,387 There's no reason we can't look fabulous 475 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,223 and catch a homicidal redhead. 476 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,391 Exactly. 477 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,559 (Lucifer chuckles) 478 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,194 CHLOE: He didn't say "radish." 479 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,230 He said "ravishing," didn't he? 480 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,233 He's in Vegas with someone ravishing 481 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,567 on my birthday. 482 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,668 You know what? 483 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,138 Why-why do I even care? 484 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,406 Why do I care? This is stupid. 485 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,408 Okay, feelings, feelings are not stupid. 486 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,177 Well, this one is, okay? 487 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,313 This feeling is stupid. 488 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,314 Okay. Okay? 489 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,316 Lucifer and I are friends, 490 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,185 partners, that's all. 491 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,388 I'm totally past anything romantic. 492 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,323 Full-on rearview. 493 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,225 In. The. Past. Okay. 494 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,327 It is completely reasonable 495 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,130 for something like a trip to Vegas 496 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,200 to trigger old emotions. 497 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,601 Emotions... 498 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,637 that maybe you haven't completely dealt with. 499 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,473 There's no expiration date 500 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,741 on the process of healing. 501 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,144 We should go. 502 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,245 You're welcome. 503 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,247 Where... where are my pants? 504 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,349 I was wearing pant... 505 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,784 Oh, this is fine... 506 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,821 (Chloe gasps) Are you okay? 507 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,892 Oh... 508 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,195 LINDA: Oh... 509 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,397 Screw the sock drawer. 510 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,901 SLOT MACHINE VOICE: Bada bing! Bada bing! Bada bing! 511 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,870 Oh, that is definitely her. 512 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,507 LUCIFER: Mrs. Ham Hands. 513 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,409 It looks like she's the casino's pit boss. 514 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,411 Right, let's go and chat up our killer. 515 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,613 Uh, could be a problem. 516 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,915 Pit bosses are notoriously hard to flush out. 517 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,918 Only clients they pay attention to are the whales, 518 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,522 the serious high rollers. 519 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,923 So, how about blackjack? 520 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,558 More of a poker man, myself. 521 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,226 Poker? 522 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,793 No, poker involves bluffing, 523 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,794 also known as lying. 524 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,263 Something you claim 525 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,664 you don't do. 526 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,933 Bluffing and lying, two totally different things. 527 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,811 So I guess what you're doing with Chloe, and the whole 528 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,739 not telling her you're in Vegas thing, also not lying? 529 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:36,409 No, that's selective omission. Get it straight, Lopez. 530 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,777 Potato, potahto, po-too-toe. 531 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,514 You, my friend, are compartmentalizing. 532 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,316 Don't even know what that means. 533 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,884 Anyways... 534 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,486 Ooh. 535 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,963 Okay, looks like Roxie's working the blackjack floor. 536 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,823 Mm. So let's, uh, get you at the table. 537 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,759 What, me? What about you? 538 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,928 Best I just watch. 539 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,297 ♪ 540 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,498 (cheering) 541 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,566 (laughs) Again? 542 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,868 Beginner's luck. (laughs) 543 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,436 Right. 544 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,438 Let's see if this gets Roxie's attention. 545 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,773 ELLA: Oh. 546 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,641 Booyah. That's what I'm talking about. 547 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,611 Well, it's so much fun to bet lots and lots of money. 548 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,813 And there's plenty more where this came from. 549 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,982 (Lucifer chuckles) ELLA: Ooh, nice. You have an 11. 550 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,584 Double down, baby, double down. 551 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,786 Right-o, doubling down, doubling down. 552 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,787 ♪ Mo' money ♪ 553 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,955 ♪ Mo' money, mo' money. ♪ 554 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,491 (chuckles) 555 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,659 ♪ You are my midnight, midnight ♪ 556 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,494 ♪ Yeah 557 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,028 Yes! (all cheering) 558 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,597 Very good, Ms. Lopez. See? 559 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,265 You're very good at this, aren't you? 560 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,476 Teamwork is dream work. (sighs) 561 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,001 Look at all the money, eh? (chuckles) 562 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,903 Do you know, actually, I fancy a drink, actu... 563 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,371 Ooh. WAITRESS: Here you are. 564 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,606 Wonderful service. Thank you. 565 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,773 What's your name? 566 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,342 Mmm. 567 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,577 Oh, that's perfect, thanks. 568 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,713 What would you like, Ms. Lopez? 569 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,981 I-I would like for you to focus on the game; 570 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,283 you just got two aces. 571 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,818 What? Oh, right. 572 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,320 Well, maybe you would like... Split! 573 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,721 LUCIFER (laughs): Sorry. 574 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,924 Ah, it's working, Ms. Lopez. 575 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,726 Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. 576 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,761 Yeah, order me one, too. Hmm? 577 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,897 (cheering) 578 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,499 Oh, well done, Ms. Lopez! 579 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,034 Well done, indeed. 580 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,502 MAN: Excuse me, sir. (Lucifer sighs) 581 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,803 Come with us, please. 582 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,738 Oh. 583 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,740 Excellent. It's worked, it's worked. 584 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,775 Right, off to the high rollers' suite, are we? 585 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,843 ♪ Oh, my 586 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,077 ♪ Oh... 587 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,713 Yeah, I don't think that's where they're taking us. 588 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,654 LUCIFER: What sort of casino back room is this anyway? 589 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,064 I mean, where's the dangling lightbulb 590 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,423 and the bloodstained floor? 591 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,658 Where's Joe Pesci? 592 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,059 (camera snaps) Hey, go easy. 593 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,694 I'm going blind here. 594 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,629 It seems maiming us isn't even in their agenda. 595 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,073 Quite frankly, I'm disappointed, gentlemen. 596 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,699 Hmm, ooh. 597 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,369 Well, actually, I'm slightly less disappointed now. 598 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,403 (laughs) 599 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,404 Oh. 600 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,805 It's you. 601 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,940 So maybe this wasn't a total waste of time. 602 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,377 Mm, maybe we should stop talking. 603 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,712 And by "we," I mean "you." 604 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,991 So, I guess the disguise didn't do it for you. 605 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,395 Very few people can count cards like you, Ms. Lopez. 606 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,830 Count cards? Oh, I'm impressed. 607 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,999 ROXIE: So am I. Your technique's so infamous, 608 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,368 we were able to spot you in, what was it? 609 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,603 Half an hour? 610 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,706 43 minutes. You guys are getting lax. 611 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,441 (laughs) Question is, 612 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,909 what do I do with you? 613 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,779 If banning you from the casino didn't work, 614 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:30,417 maybe I should call your new friends 615 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,485 at the LAPD. 616 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,720 Okay. 617 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,588 Fine. Go right ahead. 618 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:36,899 And, you know, while you're at it, 619 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:39,392 why don't you tell them about your crimes? 620 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,927 What? LUCIFER: Yes. 621 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,762 J'accuse. First of all, 622 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,131 of mixing Corinthian and Doric columns 623 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,499 in your McMansion. 624 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,067 I mean... and secondly, 625 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,137 of killing your husband and who you thought was his mistress. 626 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,739 Louie's dead? 627 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,107 (scoffs) Hello. 628 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,509 Yes, Louie's dead, 629 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,411 savagely murdered by you. 630 00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,679 LUCIFER: Hmm. 631 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,880 Wow. 632 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,550 Her poker face is amazing, take note. 633 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,618 My husband was a crook. 634 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,554 I knew it was only a matter of time 635 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,888 before his ticket got punched. 636 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,023 But I certainly didn't kill him or anyone else. 637 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,124 LUCIFER: Okay. 638 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,627 Very well, Roxie, if you didn't want Louie dead, 639 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,062 then tell me, what do you want? 640 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,798 I, uh... 641 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:19,666 Yes? 642 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:24,070 I want the pro golfer on table four. 643 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,906 Bad. 644 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,776 I've been trying to pick up his sweet ass for two days straight. 645 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,178 I worked a triple shift just to keep him in my sights, 646 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,647 and I think I'm really close to getting a hole in one. 647 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:35,948 You know what I mean? 648 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:36,683 Oh, dear. 649 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,718 Well, as the detective would say 650 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:39,986 in this situation, 651 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,555 that means no motive. Or opportunity. 652 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,593 Damn it, 6-6-6 didn't work, either. 653 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,528 Try 8-0-0-8. 654 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,729 8-0-0-8? (keypad beeping) 655 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,531 It spells "boob." 656 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,965 Ah. (keypad beeping) 657 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,066 No. 658 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,935 You know, normally, I wouldn't be so concerned 659 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,670 about trying to get into this thing 660 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,672 if I didn't think there were some real clues 661 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,140 as to where Lucifer is, 662 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:04,210 'cause wherever he is, maybe he's in danger. 663 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,945 Right. Maybe "ravishing," 664 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,213 I mean "radish," 665 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,815 is code for "help." 666 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,584 Yes. Maybe, maybe that's why he skipped town. 667 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,952 'Cause someone's after him. 668 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,722 It would be irresponsible for us not to open this thing. 669 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,124 Or maybe you two just had too much to drink, 670 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,035 you're a little too curious to leave well enough alone, 671 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,728 which is why you hauled my ass out here. 672 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:22,838 That mean you're not gonna help us? 673 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,764 I didn't say that. 674 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:25,965 (drill whirs) 675 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,834 (gasps) 676 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:31,037 Really have quite the grit, don't you? Hmm? 677 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,873 You have a good time on your own? 678 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,274 Okay. Ugh. 679 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,578 You are just full of surprises, aren't you, my little Rain Man? 680 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,012 Well, what can I say? 681 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,714 We all have coping mechanisms, 682 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,716 mine just happens to be counting cards... 683 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,718 Or, was, anyway. 684 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,119 Coping mechanisms, for what? 685 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,254 Poverty? 686 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:49,556 No. 687 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:52,091 It helped quiet the voices. 688 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,761 What voices? 689 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,731 Never mind, forget I... said that. 690 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:01,200 The point is that... 691 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,135 everyone has stuff that they want to avoid. 692 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,872 You know, like, like the way you are avoiding Chloe. 693 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,007 Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you? 694 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,643 I am not avoiding or lying to the detective. 695 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,245 I'm... protecting her. 696 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:16,583 Ah, you're protecting her, or you're protecting yourself? 697 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,026 Look, why are we even discussing this? 698 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,795 Right now, Candy's the one who needs protecting, 699 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,020 and we've just hit a dead end. 700 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,655 ELLA: Right. Okay, but hold on. 701 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,124 I mean, if we are gonna find a new lead, 702 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,760 how about we start with how you two ended up married. 703 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:31,030 (scoffs, sighs) 704 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,173 LUCIFER: Hello, Candy. 705 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,308 (gasps) 706 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,910 My thieving vixen. 707 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,812 I don't know what you're talking about. 708 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,079 How'd you get in here? 709 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:49,215 Impressive grift you've got going. 710 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:53,653 But, uh, I'm afraid that you can't keep this little beauty. 711 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:56,288 No, please, please, please, I'm sorry, I'm sor... 712 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,658 Sentimental value. 713 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,193 But, uh, you're welcome to keep the cash. 714 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,229 Goodness knows where you've hidden that. 715 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:07,133 (cries) 716 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,335 I'm so sorry; please don't call the cops. 717 00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:11,170 It's just... 718 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:13,039 my dad died recently and... 719 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,074 he used to own the club I was singing at. 720 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,743 You know, Fletcher's? Mm. 721 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,978 But he owed this ginormous amount of cash 722 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,346 to this super scary loan shark, 723 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:23,650 Louie Pagliani, and he used the club as collateral, 724 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,285 and if I don't come up with 300 grand, like now, 725 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,354 Louie's gonna take it. 726 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:32,224 And who knows what else. 727 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,861 (crying): I didn't know what else to do! 728 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,832 Bravo, you really are quite the performer, aren't you? 729 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,268 (crying): You, you don't believe me? 730 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,771 What, the weepy waterworks? Not a chance. 731 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,640 But your story seems legit, though. 732 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:51,110 (hyperventilating) 733 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,244 (exhales) 734 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,345 It is. 735 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,748 And so is my apology. 736 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:56,849 (laughs) 737 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,918 I actually felt bad. 738 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,252 From the looks of you at the bar, 739 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,722 you got your own problems to deal with. 740 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:03,923 Yeah. 741 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,192 Nothing I can't handle on my own. 742 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:07,259 You sure about that? 743 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:16,135 And so, you see, I... 744 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,403 I had to leave. 745 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:20,272 Hmm, I get it. 746 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,407 The part about your dad 747 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,677 putting the detective in your path is kind of fuzzy, 748 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:28,981 but it seems like you genuinely care about her. 749 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:30,249 Yes. 750 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:31,751 I do. 751 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:34,220 A lot. 752 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,455 Then, isn't you going AWOL gonna kind of throw a big... 753 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,024 flag on that play? 754 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,392 No, I said that I care about her. 755 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,294 Oh, unrequited love. 756 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,896 Yeah, I get that, too. 757 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,898 No, no, no, it's not unrequited. 758 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:48,801 It's... well, the detective has feelings for me, 759 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:50,312 but she has no control over those feelings. 760 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,270 Okay, I don't get that. 761 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,039 Well, look, it's difficult to explain. 762 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:56,943 But I just... (sighs) 763 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,811 I just want to do right by her. 764 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,080 I believe you. Yeah. 765 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:03,149 Swap. 766 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,318 Do you ever ask yourself, 767 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,055 "How the hell did I end up here?" 768 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,923 What, eating mint chocolate chip ice cream, 769 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,324 wrapped in a pink Snuggie? 770 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,292 (laughs softly) 771 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,427 Pink's a good color for you, actually. 772 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,764 Ah! You are a good liar, aren't you? 773 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:18,765 I don't lie. 774 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,266 Forgive me, 775 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,734 but you are a con woman. 776 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,736 I am not a con woman. 777 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,104 I am a singer, 778 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:28,240 forced to do some things that I'm not proud of, 779 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:31,077 but only so I can dig my dad's club out of debt. 780 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:34,080 I grew up on that stage. It's my home. 781 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,849 Drastic measures for the things we care about. 782 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,150 That, I get. 783 00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:39,986 (chuckles) 784 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,854 I might pretend to be someone 785 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,356 a little less threatening sometimes, 786 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,225 but I don't lie. 787 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:48,795 I call it bluffing. 788 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,029 Totally different things. 789 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,132 Oh, well, that I definitely get. (laughs) 790 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,234 We're quite similar, you and I, aren't we? 791 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,169 Yeah, we are. 792 00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:01,373 Mm. Except for the fact that you have ginormous feet. 793 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,374 Oh! 794 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,376 (laughs) 795 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,945 (chuckles) 796 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,048 You know... 797 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:13,953 there might be a way for you and I to dig each other out, Candy. 798 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:20,827 I'll pay off your debt if you don't mind doing 799 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,494 a little "bluffing" for me. 800 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:26,065 ♪ It is a game for youth 801 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:30,102 ♪ But I'm not waiting on a lady... ♪ 802 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,005 Marry me. 803 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,407 Uh... (chuckles) 804 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,242 (laughs) 805 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,810 LUCIFER: And so, we got married. 806 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,011 The end. 807 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:42,314 Hmm. Okay, so, you fake-married Candy 808 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:44,183 to avoid Chloe, 809 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,552 even though you cared about her. 810 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:49,021 Who's the enigma now? 811 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,389 (chuckles) 812 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,191 Don't even... WAITRESS: Excuse me. 813 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,926 Sorry, did I forget to tip? 814 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,027 How rude of me. 815 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,229 (quietly): Lucifer. 816 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:58,397 Candy? 817 00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:01,233 What are you doing here? You're gonna ruin everything. 818 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,836 I... 819 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,271 Uh... 820 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,518 As much as I love the Bettie Page vibe, you've got 821 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,012 a bull's-eye on your back; this is hardly a good hiding place. 822 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,256 But it is where my killer works. What...? 823 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,514 You're onto Roxie as well? 824 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:18,317 Until you and your sidekick derailed things. 825 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,286 Not my sidekick, and I hate to disappoint, 826 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,621 but Roxie Pagliani did not kill your look-alike. 827 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,023 Ali. 828 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:25,858 Her name was Ali. 829 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,035 She broke up with her boyfriend, 830 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,427 so I said she could stay with me. 831 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,529 I was just trying to be a good friend. 832 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:31,964 Oh, man. 833 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,432 I'm so sorry. 834 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,970 Anyway. 835 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,973 Anyway, Roxie Pagliani did not kill Ali 836 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:42,484 or her husband in a jealous fit of rage. 837 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,977 I mean, the woman's about as passionate as a protein bar. 838 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,412 This has nothing to do with passion. 839 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,115 The killer wants my father's club. 840 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,150 Fletcher's? How do you know that? 841 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,385 After I found Ali dead, 842 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:56,989 I noticed there was only one thing missing from my apartment. 843 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,324 The pocket deed for Fletcher's. 844 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,226 Whoever possesses the deed owns the club. 845 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,469 CANDY: It was used as collateral 846 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:02,995 when my dad borrowed money from Louie. 847 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:05,231 But when I went to confront him, 848 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:06,665 he was already dead. 849 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,268 Oh, that's why her hair was at the crime scene. 850 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,938 So I thought, well, maybe Louie told Roxie about the deed, 851 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,115 and she's the one who got greedy. 852 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,440 LUCIFER: Sadly, no. 853 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,242 Roxie was working at the time of the murder. 854 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,245 But who else could've known about that deed? 855 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,646 Well, not to worry. 856 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:24,150 There's a much faster way to flush out the killer. 857 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,452 Candy's still my wife. Legally, anyway. 858 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,354 Which would trump any sort of deed. 859 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,989 Exactly, which means Fletcher's 860 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,391 now goes to the grieving widower, me. 861 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,293 ELLA: Yeah, but that makes you 862 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,461 the killer's next target. 863 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,997 (laughing): Oh, I certainly hope so. 864 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,599 Right. Come on. Showtime. 865 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,134 Showtime? 866 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,502 (applause) 867 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:46,405 ♪ They call you 868 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:51,210 ♪ Lady luck 869 00:31:55,314 --> 00:32:00,186 ♪ But there is room 870 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:04,523 ♪ For doubt 871 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:09,395 ♪ At times you have 872 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:14,033 ♪ A very unladylike way 873 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:18,104 ♪ Of running out... 874 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,306 But not tonight. 875 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:22,041 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 876 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:25,677 My name is Lucifer Morningstar, new owner here at Fletcher's. 877 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,313 That's right, owner. 878 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:31,050 Please, a warm welcome for The Morningstars. 879 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:34,453 ♪ Luck be a lady tonight 880 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:40,526 ♪ Luck be a lady tonight 881 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:45,331 ♪ Luck, if you've ever been ♪ 882 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,466 ♪ A lady to begin with 883 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:51,237 ♪ Luck be a lady tonight 884 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,241 Are you buying any of this? 885 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,575 CANDY: Well... 886 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,577 Lucifer's certainly made his presence known. 887 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,013 ELLA: So, any sign of the killer? 888 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:04,350 Any weird or suspicious activity? 889 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,018 Other than your high kick, no, sorry. 890 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:10,356 You try dancing with a .22 strapped to your thigh. 891 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,159 ♪ Luck be a lady with me... 892 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,561 Creepy hunched fellow, two o'clock. 893 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:16,495 Got it. (grunts) 894 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:19,231 ELLA: Blue tracksuit, big guy, big guy. 895 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:20,699 Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. 896 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,502 ♪ And blows on some other guy's dice... ♪ 897 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:24,770 All clear. 898 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,243 The only thing he cares about are the complimentary crab legs. 899 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:30,609 ♪ Let's keep this party polite ♪ 900 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:37,383 ♪ Never get out of my sight 901 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:40,752 ♪ Stick with me, baby 902 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:43,789 ♪ I'm the fella you came in with ♪ 903 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,258 ♪ Luck be a lady 904 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:49,495 ♪ Tonight 905 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:56,668 ♪ Luck be a lady 906 00:33:56,702 --> 00:34:01,307 ♪ Tonight. 907 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,550 LUCIFER: Thank you. 908 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,153 Oh, thank you all so much. I'm here all night. 909 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:17,556 No, seriously, all night. 910 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:20,092 And now we wait for the real show to begin. 911 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,560 Mm-hmm. 912 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,630 Whoops. CHLOE: Whoops? 913 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:25,797 As in it worked? 914 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,333 Well, uh... 915 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,569 Oh. Oh, don't worry. Oh. 916 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:33,472 I've had a lot of experience with giant holes... 917 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,208 ...in walls. Hmm. 918 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,452 A little Spackle and you're good to go. 919 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:38,720 Well, it's a good thing I come packing. 920 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:39,545 Came packing Spackle? 921 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,680 (laughs): Of course. (drill whirs) 922 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,582 I'll be right back. Excuse me. 923 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,551 This... (sighs) 924 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:46,718 ...look at this. 925 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,687 This is nuts. 926 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,157 Yeah, but super fun. 927 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:54,693 This is... 928 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,196 it's pointless cracking into this safe 929 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,697 because no matter what we find, 930 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:02,701 (it's not gonna change the fact that A) there are things 931 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:05,537 about Lucifer that I will never understand. 932 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,905 (And B) 933 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:10,609 Spackle's not gonna help the Assyrian antique wall. 934 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:14,246 I think you and I both know that this isn't about Spackle. 935 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,784 (sighs) He left on my birthday. 936 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,287 And I wasn't expecting a big party 937 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,389 or anything huge, maybe a card. 938 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,392 You know, Lucifer is a nontraditional guy. 939 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,194 And he celebrates 940 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:31,530 in... nontraditional ways. 941 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,732 Right, like going to Vegas with some radish. 942 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:34,500 Lucifer cares for you. 943 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,268 I'm sure he's gonna come back 944 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,804 with some crazy explanation that... 945 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:42,174 That I'll probably never hear about and that's fine. 946 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,376 It's fine. 947 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,912 I just hate that I sound jealous 'cause I'm not. 948 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:48,914 I'm not jealous. 949 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,449 I'm not, I just, um... 950 00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,854 He's just my friend, you know? 951 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,390 I know. 952 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,359 What did I tell you? 953 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,393 I am the man. 954 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:02,894 (Linda gasps) 955 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,731 Cheers. 956 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,933 To the weirdest birthday I've ever had. 957 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:13,372 And thank you for the party, such as it is. 958 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,750 (drink pours) 959 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,752 (sighs) 960 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:38,397 Oh, dearie me. 961 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,665 Rough night, old boy? 962 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:44,236 I'm sorry, but-but this place... 963 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,571 is mine. 964 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:49,408 Well, well, well, it seems our bad guy 965 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:51,443 is the good bartender. 966 00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:53,245 You can forget the tip, 967 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,580 by the way. 968 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,463 First of all, excellent bluff, Mr. Killer Bartender, 969 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:02,854 but I do need to tell you... 970 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:06,492 (groans) I do need to tell you... 971 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,295 (shouts) 972 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:11,730 What I was trying to tell you 973 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,365 before you so rudely interrupted me 974 00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,334 is that because I know you're the killer 975 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,502 and you can't kill me, 976 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,304 you may as well just hand yourself in now. 977 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:19,805 But I just shot you. Yes, I know. 978 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,707 It's perplexing, isn't it, Juddy? 979 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,509 CANDY: Judd? 980 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,279 How could you? 981 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,047 Candy? 982 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,750 No, you-you can't be here. I... 983 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:32,718 I killed you! 984 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,321 What the hell is happening to me? 985 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:37,523 Who are you talking to? 986 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:38,524 You can't see her? 987 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:39,525 Hmm? But... 988 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:42,861 Oh, God. What the hell? 989 00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,531 Well, interesting turn of phrase, actually, Juddy, 990 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:46,865 because I am the Devil 991 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:49,501 and I believe that you're being haunted. 992 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,403 Perhaps if you repent your sins, 993 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:52,704 all will be forgiven. 994 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,406 The truth will set you free and all that. 995 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,850 CANDY: You were like a son to my father, 996 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,543 a brother to me. 997 00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,845 I was gambling again. I was drowning in debt. 998 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,647 Why didn't you just tell me you needed money? 999 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,649 JUDD: Because you don't have any! 1000 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,551 This place is worth crap. 1001 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,085 It's the land that's worth millions. 1002 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,888 I tried to get your dad to sell and I knew you wouldn't, either. 1003 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:12,924 So, you shot me in the back of the head. 1004 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,460 JUDD: Yes. 1005 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,928 (crying): Yes, I did. 1006 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,096 Now go away! 1007 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,531 Oh! There we go, Juddy. 1008 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:20,832 Leave me alone! 1009 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,133 LUCIFER: Fire away! 1010 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,503 That's it. You're like a kid in a candy store, aren't you? 1011 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,405 That's it, Juddy, go on! 1012 00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:27,406 (gunshots) 1013 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:28,907 (shouts) 1014 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:30,576 JUDD: My leg! 1015 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:36,682 Excellent shot, Ms. Lopez. Another hidden talent. 1016 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:38,584 Thanks. 1017 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:47,693 And don't worry, I'll give you props for the arrest. 1018 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,561 I'm cool like that. 1019 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:51,497 Gee, thanks. 1020 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,365 (siren wailing) 1021 00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:54,866 Hi. 1022 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:59,438 I just wanted to say thank you for saving my ass... again. 1023 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,015 It's what any good husband would've done. 1024 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,974 (chuckles softly) 1025 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,411 Come on. Drinks on the house. 1026 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,446 Uh, much as I'd love to, 1027 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:08,923 once Lola over there finishes flirting, 1028 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,082 (shouts) we need to get back to L.A. 1029 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,519 Speaking of L.A., 1030 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,487 whatever happened with the detective? 1031 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,822 Mess it up yet? 1032 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,592 Not yet, but I-I fear I may be about to. 1033 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,494 Then what the hell are you still doing here? 1034 00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,729 Go home, you Devil. 1035 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,731 (chuckles) Right. 1036 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,800 (kisses) You take care. 1037 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:29,801 Yeah. 1038 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,002 (whistles) 1039 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,104 Lopez! Get a wriggle on! 1040 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:37,776 ♪ People wonder, people talk 1041 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,879 ♪ We're supposed to settle down ♪ 1042 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:44,750 ♪ How we ever got this far... 1043 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:45,951 (sighs) 1044 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,754 ♪ Without our feet touching the ground ♪ 1045 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:51,657 ♪ What time is it now where you are? ♪ 1046 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,924 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1047 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,494 ♪ We're looking at the same star ♪ 1048 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:56,628 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1049 00:39:56,662 --> 00:40:00,499 ♪ It is a talent staying young 1050 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:03,101 ♪ So, why you think we both... 1051 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,703 (chuckles) 1052 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:09,441 Well, I'm sorry I missed it. 1053 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,009 (sighs) 1054 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,579 Could use a drink myself. 1055 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:17,048 ♪ Nothing hurts us 1056 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:21,119 ♪ Every mountain you climb takes you further away ♪ 1057 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,154 ♪ All the common lifetime 1058 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:25,724 ♪ Every day... 1059 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,628 I'm not exactly sure 1060 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:32,564 what you're all doing here, but I... 1061 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:36,635 imagine it's something to do with the fact that I wasn't. 1062 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:44,676 And the truth is... 1063 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:48,146 I... went to Las Vegas. 1064 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,048 (chuckles) 1065 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,250 And even though it was for a very good reason, 1066 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,053 I didn't tell you because... 1067 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,988 last time I went on a Vegas jaunt, 1068 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,558 there were some very unpleasant feelings involved 1069 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:03,629 for both of us. 1070 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:08,233 And, well, I didn't want to dredge any of those up again. 1071 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:11,670 So, I... bluffed. 1072 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:13,805 (chuckles) 1073 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:19,210 But I've come to realize that perhaps bluffing 1074 00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:21,146 is the same as lying and that's, 1075 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:25,717 as you know, something I never want to do. 1076 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:28,620 Especially to you. 1077 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,121 ♪ Will you meet me 1078 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:33,224 ♪ In the middle? 1079 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:36,227 ♪ Every mountain you climb takes you further away ♪ 1080 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,597 LUCIFER: Hello. 1081 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,865 ♪ All the common lifetime 1082 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,733 Someone's been busy. 1083 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:44,836 ♪ No, we can't help it... ♪ 1084 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,539 (keypad beeping) 1085 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:49,140 (yawns) 1086 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:52,611 Oh, perfect timing. 1087 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:56,047 You've woken up just in time for your surprise. 1088 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,085 A surprise? What surprise? 1089 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,953 Well, forgive my tardiness, 1090 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:05,156 but I thought it prudent to deliver your gift in private. 1091 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,762 Thank you. 1092 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:13,064 (both chuckle softly) 1093 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,841 Oh. 1094 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,713 Just beautiful. 1095 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,180 Oh, it's... (chuckles) 1096 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:32,651 What is it? (laughs): What? 1097 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:33,785 It's the bullet 1098 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,120 from when you shot me. 1099 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:38,189 Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership? 1100 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,259 Oh. Yeah. 1101 00:42:42,628 --> 00:42:44,095 (whispers): I remember. 1102 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:47,666 Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you, 1103 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:50,101 I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me. 1104 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,236 (both laughing) 1105 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:53,672 ♪ Takes you further away 1106 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:56,074 ♪ All the common lifetime... 1107 00:42:56,107 --> 00:43:00,145 So, uh, happy birthday, Detective. 1108 00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:03,214 ♪ We're always restless... ♪ 1109 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:04,349 (softly): Oh. 1110 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:08,720 ♪ I'll hurry back ♪ 1111 00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:10,822 ♪ I'll hurry back. ♪