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Father.
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You're here.
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[God] Well, you've got my attention.
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Oh, Father. Thank you for coming.
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You saw how they were attacking me.
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And look what Lucifer did to my face.
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Yes, of course.
Oh, this is all my fault.
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Go on. Go ahead, Dad.
Blame it all on me, like always.
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No, Father, this is all my fault.
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I lost control and froze time.
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And as the eldest brother,
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I should have kept a better handle
on my siblings, I'm truly sorry.
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I don't care who's at fault.
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I just want my sons to get along.
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[scoffs]
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[God] Regardless of what's happened.
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We're family.
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Let's act like it.
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Good point, Father.
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Come on, bring it in.
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- Uh...
- [Michael] Come on.
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[patting]
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You've got to be joking.
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No. Hell, no.
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[God] Come now, Samael.
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Michael impersonated me,
tried to ruin my life.
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Kidnapped the woman that I...
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He is behind every bad thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Well, everything apart from you,
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and for someone who's
supposed to be omniscient,
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it's amazing that you never
actually see that.
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And apparently never will.
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[Lucifer scoffs]
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[mouths] Now?
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Is that my grandson over there?
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Hmm.
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[chuckles]
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Well, now, this won't do at all.
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[people clamoring]
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What just happened?
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And who are you?
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Hey, oh, my God, are you okay?
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It must have been
a crazy big earthquake.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
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Hey, wait... Have you seen Lucifer?
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Um, no. Sorry.
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Where is he?
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- [upbeat piano music playing]
- [people cheering]
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[Lucifer] Yeah!
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Yeah.
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- Ready?
- [people cheering]
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[all cheering]
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[Lucifer laughs]
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Mmm.
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Hi.
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Detective, where have you been?
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Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second?
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Absolutely.
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[melodic song playing]
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Talking is easy
Words tumbling out
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Right when I need you
You're nowhere to be found
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Hey, so, uh, what happened,
uh, back at the precinct?
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When we were talking and, uh,
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you were about to say...
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Or at least I thought...
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I knew what you're about to say,
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and then I blinked
and, well, suddenly, no you.
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Detective. I'm sorry.
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I needed to get away.
I couldn't take it anymore.
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Take it?
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People telling me
what to do, especially...
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Me?
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No.
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- No. Detective, I'm sorry.
- [sputters] It's... It's okay.
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I... I think I pushed you too far.
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And it wasn't fair of me to do that,
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and I get why you ran away.
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- But that's not why I ran.
- No, I... I understand.
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I really do. Um...
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You know, I think, uh,
maybe I'll just give you some time,
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and, um, when... when you're ready,
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I'll be ready to listen.
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Okay?
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[baby cooing]
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Yep.
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You're really here.
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
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I met Eve
and the goddess of all creation.
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I even thought I met you once,
but still...
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Yeah, I'm never gonna get used to this.
[clears throat]
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You can poke all you want,
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because I'm eternally grateful to you
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for this beautiful grandson.
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- Yeah.
- Who's the cutest little baby?
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Yes, it's you.
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That's right.
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My angel baby is technically
God's grandkid.
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Do you need a drink?
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Water, wine?
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Is it all the same to you?
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Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay.
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Father. I do have to tell you
that Lucifer was right.
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Michael has made
quite a mess here on Earth.
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And I'm afraid he's not done.
He's up to something.
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Day to day isn't important, my son.
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This is important.
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- Family is important.
- Yes, I agree.
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And that's, um...
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That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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About Charlie and, uh...
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- Father, is he...
- Adorable?
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Yes, he is, my son.
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God's honest truth.
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- Yes, but, Father...
- You know what,
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being here gives me an idea.
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Yeah?
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I think I know just what
this family needs.
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You know, Dan,
you really should stay home.
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Just take some time off.
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Learning the truth about Lucifer,
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it's a lot, I've been there.
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I'm guessing you handled it better.
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- Or did you shoot him too?
- [chuckles]
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I didn't, but I did almost poison him
with the help of an evil priest.
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[laughs] I genuinely can't tell
if that's a joke or not.
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Take some time, Dan.
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Look, I just want to work.
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You know. Hell, you're the one
who was kidnapped.
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You should take some time off.
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Touché.
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How are you doing, by the way?
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I noticed Lucifer's not here.
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Well, we hit... we hit a snag,
and, uh, he's dealing with some things.
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I may have rushed him a bit.
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So, uh, I'm giving him space,
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but we'll... He'll figure it out.
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We're strong enough to get through this.
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Well, at least Ella's
taking some time off.
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Huh, yeah.
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[Dan] Oh, Hey, Ella.
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Before you start, no.
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I am not going home,
I need to focus on the case.
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Okay.
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Really?
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I had, like,
five pretty solid arguments ready.
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I mean, if you want to hear them,
I can...
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- No. We're good. What do we have?
- We're good.
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[Ella sighs]
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Vic was Chris Peterson.
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COD seems to be
blunt force trauma to the head.
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I think he hit his head on the cement,
but it's kind of hard to tell
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thanks to his BBQ-ed bod.
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[Chloe sighs]
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Looks like someone was trying
to burn down the hole.
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Maybe Chris stepped in,
tried to stop him?
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Yeah, we found gasoline
all over this place.
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Someone was trying to burn down
the entire Kingdom.
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Lucky for the owners, the cement stopped
the fire from spreading, but...
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Who was he? One of the workers?
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No, this place is family owned.
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So the dad and the kids
all work here and run this place,
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and this was the youngest son.
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Any witnesses?
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No, but the three kids were here
working after hours.
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But they say
they didn't see any struggle
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or hear any arguments.
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They just saw the fire, rushed out,
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- only to find...
- The body of their burned brother.
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[Chloe] All right, well,
let's go talk to 'em.
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See if any of them wanted
their brother dead.
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Oh, way ahead of you.
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I know exactly how to find the killer.
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- You do?
- [Ella] Hell yeah.
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See, all you have to do
is introduce me to all of the suspects.
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And whichever one
I'm most attracted to...
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Bam! That's your killer.
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- Ella.
- Hey, I'm at peace with it.
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If I've got a broken picker,
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might as well use it
for the greater good, right?
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What're you going to say to her?
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Something romantic?
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You have that look on your face.
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Well, not anymore.
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What do you care? Why even ask?
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You're all-knowing,
don't you already know the answer?
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Hmm.
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Father's intuition.
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Well, intuit yourself somewhere else.
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Actually, no. Why are you still here?
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Isn't the universe gonna collapse
with your you-like powers on Earth?
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Hmm.
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[bell ringing]
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- It's fine.
- Is it?
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00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,372
Well, as always,
thanks for clearing that up.
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Now, if you don't mind...
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I've come to ask you something.
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Well, go on, then.
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I'd like you to join me...
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for a family dinner.
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[laughs]
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Yeah?
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00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,392
No.
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Pass. Hard pass.
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[God] Son.
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I don't wanna leave Earth
until we've all talked.
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Well, enjoy your eternity here, then,
209
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,988
because there is absolutely no way
210
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,532
I am sitting down for anything
as absurd or torturous
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as a family dinner.
212
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,620
I've already done my time in Hell.
213
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,246
Remember?
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[Lucifer sighs]
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00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,420
Good morning.
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00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,341
Lucifer. I thought you needed space.
217
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,426
No, no space needed.
I'm right where I need to be.
218
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,053
So, where's the family?
219
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,804
Well, the siblings are over there.
220
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,888
But how did you know...
221
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,599
Well, one of them
is obviously the killer.
222
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,354
He doesn't even know what the crime is.
223
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,565
No, he's probably just...
224
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,817
projecting his latest issues.
225
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He's projecting his latest issues.
226
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,521
What? And that's a good thing?
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He thinks it's the family.
228
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,952
I thought he was
upset with me for rushing him,
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but he's not, he...
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He's mad at his own family.
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Of course.
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I should've stayed home.
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[theme music playing]
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The Kingdom was built
from the ground up by our father.
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Everyone in the family has a role
in keeping the place running.
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But, Chris...
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He never settled into his role.
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In... In fact, he... he left
a few years back...
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to work for himself.
240
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,408
So, what you're saying is,
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the wayward son rebelled against
the family, forged his own path,
242
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:06,954
and then you killed him.
243
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,373
What? We... we would never.
244
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,459
We were all still close,
even though Chris left.
245
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,963
And look, he died protecting it. He...
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He died a hero.
247
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,569
Do any of you know anyone
who would want to burn the place down?
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00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,178
Yeah, Juan Perez.
249
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:27,141
- And who's Juan?
- He is the owner of Hole In Juan.
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[chuckles] I see what he did there.
251
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:30,685
Sorry, you were saying.
252
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,522
It's another mini-golf course
a couple blocks away.
253
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,108
We've had a rivalry for years, but...
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lately it's gotten pretty intense.
255
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[Ted] We always pranked each other.
256
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He stole our balls.
257
00:13:42,156 --> 00:13:46,702
We rearrange his putt-putt statues
in suggestive positions.
258
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,245
Ah. Well, if you appreciate that,
259
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:50,689
you'll love what I did with
your squires on the second hole,
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and their second holes.
261
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,627
Yes, but a prank war
isn't motive for murder.
262
00:13:55,711 --> 00:14:01,425
Things escalated lately.
Last week, Juan spray-painted this
263
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,052
on the side of our castle.
264
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,722
"I will destroy you."
265
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:09,475
Yes, but are you sure it was him?
266
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,227
He signed it.
267
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,772
Okay, well, I say we start there.
268
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,065
[Lucifer exhales]
269
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,148
[upbeat song playing]
270
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,652
I'd give you everything
If you would give it all back to me
271
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,656
Well, I mean... You know, I'm actually
happy you think it's the family.
272
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,325
It's... it's comforting.
273
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,844
And listen,
if you ever want to talk about
274
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,220
what's going on with your own family,
275
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,497
I'm here for you,
but no pressure at all.
276
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,457
[engine revving]
277
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,213
Juan Perez.
278
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,173
- Yeah?
- LAPD.
279
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,184
[tires screeching]
280
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,197
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
281
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,700
Feeling guilty about something, Juan?
282
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,123
We want to talk to you about
the murder of Chris Peterson.
283
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,749
Chris is dead?
284
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:17,960
Clearly, you don't think that...
285
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,003
Okay, clearly you do.
286
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,381
- Look, I would never...
- You ran from the cops.
287
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,800
I thought you were arresting me
for the ZX3.
288
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,303
- It's an illegal, uh...
- Chemical used in street racing.
289
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,848
Surprisingly useful in other ways.
We're familiar.
290
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,016
So you were juicing your carts with ZX3?
291
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,018
Yeah. Fastest in the whole state.
292
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,330
Yeah, the kids can't get
enough of them, so...
293
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,480
[both chuckling]
294
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,044
But if things are going well for you,
295
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,151
why would you threaten
to destroy the Kingdom?
296
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,902
'Cause they think
they're better than us,
297
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,321
looking down from their
fancy castle, whatever.
298
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,450
Look, with my super-fast carts,
my brand new arcade...
299
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,286
And, hey, guys, you have to play
in the family war zone.
300
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,745
Do I?
301
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,516
Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi
for last night around 10:00 p.m.?
302
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,185
Yeah. I was getting lit up by a bunch
of tweens in my new laser tag arena.
303
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,378
Which I totally forgot to mention.
304
00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:03,046
See? Rivalry over.
305
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,008
That's what I told Chris
when he came here looking for a job.
306
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,885
Chris came to you for a job here?
307
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,012
Yeah, but I would never employ
a Peterson.
308
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,055
I figured Chris had to be a spy.
309
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,600
Thank you, Juan.
310
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,937
It's weird that the family
would never mention that.
311
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,124
I don't think it's weird at all
because they killed him.
312
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,860
Yes, but if he left the family business,
then why would he want a job here?
313
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,655
[Betty] Mini-golf was all Chris knew.
314
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,576
Job after job, real estate,
chiropractor school.
315
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,204
My boyfriend, he just...
316
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,706
He couldn't shake the love of the game.
317
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,083
We are still talking
about mini-golf, right?
318
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,335
[both chuckle]
319
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,920
I know it sounds silly.
320
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,005
I never understood it either, but...
321
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,966
try as he might,
he couldn't get away from it.
322
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,886
Well, if Chris wanted to work
in mini-golf so badly,
323
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,388
why wouldn't he just
go back to the Kingdom?
324
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,057
Because his family was a dysfunctional
325
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,059
heap of garbage who made
his life a living hell?
326
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,561
- I'm sorry for my partner...
- No.
327
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,980
He's right. They're awful.
328
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:06,527
Um, sorry, the family said
that they got along great with Chris.
329
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,153
[both laugh]
330
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,364
They're the reason
he left in the first place.
331
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,741
Chris couldn't stand
being around any of them.
332
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:14,910
I see.
333
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:19,957
Uh, did you know that Chris had applied
for a job at Hole in Juan?
334
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,292
No, I didn't, but it makes sense.
335
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,836
He'd never go back to the Kingdom.
336
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,421
- He'd rather...
- Burn it down?
337
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,733
That's what I tried to do
with the Silver City.
338
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,592
Not that I'm comparing the two.
339
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,261
Fewer windmills up there.
340
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,304
Right. Excuse us.
341
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,390
Lucifer, you might be right.
342
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,233
It might be someone in the family,
after all.
343
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,019
Of course it is. [scoffs]
344
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,457
Hello, Mazikeen.
345
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,209
I've been waiting for you.
346
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,003
I made your favorite drink.
347
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,046
That isn't my favorite drink.
348
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,715
We'll see.
349
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,722
- [God] Mmm.
- Hmm.
350
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,310
It's... okay.
351
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:23,061
Hmm.
352
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,984
Where is everybody?
353
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,737
Well, I sent Michael to Florence
to get truffles.
354
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,282
Linda's taken Charlie for a walk,
355
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,118
and Amenadiel is off
on a personal errand.
356
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,203
So, it's just you and me.
357
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,165
You can ask what you've come to ask.
358
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,045
[clears throat]
359
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,381
I want you to give me a soul.
360
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:54,760
Please.
361
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,262
Why do you want one?
362
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,307
Because everyone has one except me.
363
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:07,606
It's why I can't... connect.
364
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,859
Why I'm so alone.
365
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,611
Mazikeen.
366
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,823
You're perfect just the way you are.
367
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,617
[scoffs] What the hell does that mean?
368
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,827
- It means I can't help you.
- Can't?
369
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:22,995
Or won't?
370
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,420
Still think I'm perfect now?
371
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,050
You... are you.
372
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,054
And I'd never change that.
373
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,557
You know what I think, hmm?
374
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,645
I think you messed up
when you made demons.
375
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,272
When you made me.
376
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,401
I think you made a mistake.
377
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,404
And you don't wanna admit it.
378
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,331
[exhales]
379
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,834
[upbeat song playing]
380
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,917
Go down
381
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,921
Go deep
382
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,172
Oh. Nope.
383
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,466
Nobody had mercy on me
384
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,537
What are you doing here, brother?
385
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,846
Solving a very important case.
386
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,140
Mini-golf, murder, high stakes stuff.
387
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,641
Father is here, Luci.
388
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,520
- On Earth.
- You heard me say mini-golf, right?
389
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:30,856
What...
390
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:32,899
He wants to see us.
391
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,445
Talk to us. I mean, we can finally
get some answers.
392
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,363
[laughs] Well,
393
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,407
based on my conversations
with him so far,
394
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,075
not bloody likely.
395
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,579
[grunts] You know, he's hardly said
a word to us our entire lives, brother.
396
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,497
And now he suddenly wants to catch up.
397
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,999
What next?
398
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,918
Game of rounders in the park?
Little push on the swings?
399
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,921
Would you stop playing silly buggers?
400
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,090
I'd like to see it as a gesture, Luci,
401
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,094
and one that I think that
we should seriously consider.
402
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:03,847
Brother,
403
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,558
you've done so well,
404
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,060
getting out from under
dear old Dad's thumb,
405
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,896
becoming your own man.
406
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,982
But one fatherly slap on the back
407
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,360
and you're back to being
his dutiful lackey, aren't you?
408
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,112
- Lackey?
- Mm-hmm.
409
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,574
Well, look who's talking.
Father shows up for one minute, Luci,
410
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,869
one minute, and you go right back
to being a spoiled child.
411
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,078
Stomping off to pout.
412
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,372
I wasn't pouting!
Now, look what you did.
413
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,375
[sighs] Listen, Luci, I...
414
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:38,131
I know that Dad has been a bit careless
in the past.
415
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,299
Distant.
416
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,675
[scoffs]
417
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,261
- All right, he's been a real ass.
- Hmm.
418
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,347
But he's our father, Luci.
419
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:50,852
Yes, our almighty, all-powerful dad
420
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:54,439
who will never admit to being
anything other than perfect.
421
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,149
Well, guess what, brother?
422
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,110
He can kiss my
imperfect banished backside.
423
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:00,778
- Luci...
- Ah!
424
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:07,701
Right...
425
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,082
Wow.
426
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,352
Things are looking really clean in here.
427
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,376
Uh...
428
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,922
Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results,
429
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,758
so I thought I'd catch up
on some maintenance.
430
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,346
Beakers are clean,
so you know what that means.
431
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,429
What's that?
432
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,642
Pipette time.
433
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:35,075
Yeah, I throw myself into work
when I'm dealing with something too.
434
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,565
Oh, I'm fine.
435
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,360
Ella, none of us saw this coming.
436
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:41,611
Pete had all of us fooled.
437
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:43,612
He had me fooled.
438
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,115
Yeah, I guess you're right.
439
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,784
I mean, after all,
you had sex with him too.
440
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,704
So, it's a little different, right?
441
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:53,999
Right.
442
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,378
Listen, I can't pretend to understand
how you're feeling,
443
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,507
but I did just go through an experience
where someone I thought I knew wasn't...
444
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,677
who I thought he was.
445
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,263
- Hard to beat a secret serial killer.
- [chuckles]
446
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:09,431
You'd think.
447
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,852
Listen, the point is...
448
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,731
so many people wear masks, Ella.
449
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:21,610
They... they hide who they really are,
but not you.
450
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,530
You put yourself out there, heart first.
451
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,033
The downside is
you get hurt more easily.
452
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,243
[scoffs] Ain't that the truth?
453
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,872
But the upside is you put so much
love into the world, Ella.
454
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,000
Please, don't let this change that.
455
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,419
Change you.
456
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,214
We need more people like you
out there, Ella.
457
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,675
Not less.
458
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,055
[Lucifer sighs]
459
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,727
Lucifer.
460
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,090
- Okay, so new theory...
- Uh-uh.
461
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:59,105
Just hold that thought.
462
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,524
Here. It's slightly a right edge.
463
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,318
Go on, you were saying?
464
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,779
- Right. So wayward son Chris...
- Mmm.
465
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,948
...attempted to burn down the Kingdom.
466
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:12,202
One of the siblings, at least,
found him mid arson.
467
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,162
They must have got into a fight
about it,
468
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,914
and Chris ended up dead.
469
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,249
Oh, the poor lad
just wanted a fresh start,
470
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,086
and now he finds himself
cast down into hell.
471
00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:22,671
Um... I'm assuming
472
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,674
anyone that fixated on mini-golf
must have issues.
473
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:30,011
Right. So, say Chris was you.
474
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:31,179
Hmm.
475
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:34,975
Then the killer would be who? Michael?
476
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,847
Detective, why are you bringing
my brother into this?
477
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,689
Well, because you're
having family issues,
478
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:44,025
and rather than fight that I thought
I would use that to help you,
479
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:48,071
[sputters] you know,
to help us to solve the case.
480
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,614
Very well. If you insist.
481
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:52,200
Great. Let's go find our Michael.
482
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,702
Okay.
483
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:58,206
[Chloe clears throat]
484
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:05,005
Uh, did you have any grievances
with Chris?
485
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:08,550
No, of course not. We all loved him.
486
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:11,428
- We were one big, happy...
- ...family.
487
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,888
[Lucifer scoffs] No such thing.
488
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,016
We should arrest him for that lie alone.
489
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,517
Uh, we heard otherwise.
490
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,852
You have?
491
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,521
- From who?
- Hmm.
492
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,898
Was it Larry? Of course it was.
493
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,526
Did Ted tell you that
I have a problem with April?
494
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,653
Huh? Wait, no,
495
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,280
they're both liars.
496
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:33,700
It wasn't enough for you to manipulate
your poor, misunderstood brother.
497
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:36,578
You had to ruin his life as well?
498
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,371
- Ruin his life?
- Uh, kill.
499
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,124
He means kill. His life.
500
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,518
Well, I had nothing to do with it.
501
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:43,585
No.
502
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:44,626
I swear.
503
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,629
So, all three of you claimed
to have been working
504
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,298
the night of the murder.
505
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,381
So what were you doing?
506
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,676
Maintenance on the arcade games.
507
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,178
Updating the books.
508
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:55,764
Cleaning the toilets.
509
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,641
And can your siblings corroborate that?
510
00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,768
Sure.
511
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,145
I mean, I don't know if Ted will.
512
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,355
He was gone a while.
513
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,067
I wasn't there the entire night.
514
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,070
I went out to the parking lot
515
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,530
to make out with my new girlfriend.
516
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:16,701
Ugh. Have you seen Ted?
No one wants to smash that.
517
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,304
[chuckles] I mean,
unless he's paying her.
518
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,621
I wasn't paying.
519
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:23,458
You should talk to April.
She disappeared for a while.
520
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,169
She was in the bathroom.
521
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,921
I was smoking pot, okay?
522
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,923
It's the only way
I can deal with my brothers.
523
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,257
Understandable.
524
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,384
What did April do?
Come in here and whine?
525
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,429
You know,
Larry was always jealous of Chris.
526
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:40,141
If either of those idiots did it,
it was him.
527
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,768
Jealous.
528
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,812
Looks like we found our Michael.
529
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,731
Hmm. He seems more
like an Amenadiel to me.
530
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:47,899
[Chloe] Hmm.
531
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:52,112
Unless he's a Michael
pretending to be an Amenadiel.
532
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:54,948
But Michael never pretends
to be Amenadiel,
533
00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,241
they look nothing alike.
534
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,575
No, I mean...
535
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,244
[sighs]
536
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,411
Yeah, just... Never mind.
537
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,206
I'm sorry, Detective.
I think I need a moment.
538
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,003
Excuse us. Uh, Lucifer...
539
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,012
Listen, what if they're all Michaels?
540
00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:19,973
Look how quickly
they turned on each other.
541
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,307
Perhaps.
542
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:22,809
[Chloe sighs]
543
00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:25,228
What if they apologize to you?
544
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:27,605
To me?
545
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:28,815
I mean, to Chris.
546
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,776
I don't understand what good
is apologizing to a dead body?
547
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,194
- [man] Detective?
- Yes.
548
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:37,949
I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um...
549
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,784
Have the greatest name ever.
550
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,495
- [Lucifer chuckles]
- I'm the father of...
551
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,205
Chris Peterson. Yes.
552
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,749
- So sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
553
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,711
But I'm afraid you're after
the wrong suspects.
554
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,797
Right. Well, with all due respect...
555
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,757
I killed my son.
556
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,052
And I can't let another one
of my children
557
00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,346
suffer because of my mistakes.
558
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:04,642
I dropped by
the, uh, Kingdom last night.
559
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:08,980
I saw Chris take a gas can
from the shed.
560
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,940
I tried to stop him, of course.
561
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:15,361
But we fought, and, I mean,
it was an accident, but...
562
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,991
I killed my own son.
563
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:25,121
I see. Well, thank you for that.
564
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,207
Um, would you please take
his full statement?
565
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,851
- What...
- I'll be with you in a minute.
566
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,210
All right, I...
567
00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:37,342
Lucifer, are you okay?
568
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,721
I am, Detective.
569
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:46,309
You know, hearing that confession
felt great, actually.
570
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,032
Like exactly
what I've been searching for.
571
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,357
I think I now know
exactly what I need to do.
572
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,026
[upbeat song playing]
573
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,736
I got a fever
574
00:28:56,819 --> 00:29:00,323
Running like a hundred degrees
575
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,784
I am a real thing
576
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:05,870
Gather round and follow my lead
577
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:11,542
I'm like a storm,
Going down in history
578
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,589
I'm sorry, Father.
579
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:19,342
But we shouldn't be surprised.
580
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:22,428
I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough to...
581
00:29:22,512 --> 00:29:24,013
[Lucifer] Sorry, I'm late.
582
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,768
I brought souffle.
583
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,861
Risen perfectly, just as you like them.
584
00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:43,574
[exhaling deeply]
585
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:48,496
[chair rumbling]
586
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,376
[clears throat]
587
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,133
I'm glad you came, son.
588
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:01,759
Me, too.
589
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,471
[sighs]
590
00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:07,890
[chuckles softly] I find that
at family events
591
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:10,143
a couple of bottles help...
592
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,644
- [chuckles]
- ...to start.
593
00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:15,398
- Okay. I'm off.
- You're not joining us, Linda?
594
00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:20,570
Well, this is a family dinner.
595
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,698
And, well, I'm... not.
596
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,409
You're the mother of my grandchild.
597
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,287
Of course, you're family.
598
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,370
- [whispering] You were so close.
- [whispering] I know.
599
00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,762
Well, smells delicious, Father.
600
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,765
You've outdone your always divine touch.
601
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:49,932
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
602
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,560
Aren't you forgetting something?
603
00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:55,730
Well, shouldn't we say grace?
604
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,316
[chuckles nervously]
605
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,741
[hesitantly] I'll say it.
606
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,370
- Okay...
- [inhaling deeply]
607
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,999
I'd like to thank God for...
608
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:18,585
[chuckles]
609
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,256
I'm used to you being up there.
610
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:23,883
[Linda clears throat]
611
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:28,012
Thank you, God, for...
612
00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:30,640
this food and the company,
613
00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:32,308
and...
614
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,229
oceans...
615
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:39,148
and... napkins,
616
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,109
and shoes,
617
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,276
and life...
618
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,088
[sputters] Yeah,
that about covers it, Doctor.
619
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,197
- Thank you. Amen.
- [Linda clears throat]
620
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:47,865
That was beautiful, Linda.
621
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,075
Thank you.
622
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:50,910
I just thanked God for napkins.
623
00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:52,930
[whispers] That was so much better
than I would've done.
624
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,122
- Okay.
- Well...
625
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,164
Let's dig in.
626
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,044
[cutlery clattering]
627
00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:03,756
Well, isn't this great?
628
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,759
Wonderful meal with family.
629
00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:12,557
[Lucifer sighs]
630
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,766
[chuckles]
631
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,252
Oh, my God!
632
00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:46,007
- I mean, you... I mean... [chuckling]
- [God chuckling]
633
00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,718
This is... this is delicious!
634
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:50,511
- Almost...
- Heavenly?
635
00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:52,430
- [gasps]
- [all laughing]
636
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,475
All it takes is just the right amount
of rosemary.
637
00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,269
You know, I have to
compliment you, Michael.
638
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,646
At first, I thought you exploiting
639
00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:03,024
poor Amenadiel's fears
about Charlie's mortality
640
00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:05,026
was just a real shit move.
641
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:06,235
[chuckling]
642
00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:09,906
And impersonating me, ravaging my life,
643
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,657
convincing a friend to shoot me
644
00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:14,035
and kidnapping my girlfriend?
Downright villainous.
645
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,621
None of these sound like compliments.
646
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:19,790
I started to wonder,
maybe there was an endgame.
647
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,544
You create a mess big enough
to bring God himself down,
648
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,296
we all regress in Dad's presence.
649
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:29,425
Noble Amenadiel takes the blame,
rebellious Lucifer runs off in a huff,
650
00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,177
leaving you... [inhales deeply]
651
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:33,179
looking like the perfect son.
652
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:38,976
But now, I've realized, it was just
to bring the family together for dinner.
653
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,646
[laughs] Oh... Pass the chicken.
654
00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:45,900
I know what you're trying to do.
655
00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:48,444
But I'm not going
to let you ruin this, Samael.
656
00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:51,864
- Very well, Mich-ael.
- It's Michael!
657
00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:52,948
Is it?
658
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,451
I mean, we're twins, after all.
659
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:58,079
Fairly certain Dad wanted them to rhyme.
Dad?
660
00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:00,122
I did like the sound of that.
661
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:03,251
Samael, Mich-ael... [chuckles]
662
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,670
But you boys had other ideas.
663
00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:07,755
[Lucifer chuckles]
664
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:10,466
You know, I'm glad you persuaded
me to come, brother.
665
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:13,803
Like you said, it's worth it
even if Dad has been a real ass.
666
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:15,888
[gulps, coughs]
667
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,642
That's, um... [chuckles nervously]
668
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,061
That's actually not what I said.
669
00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,106
I was sympathizing
with my little brother, Dad,
670
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:27,733
trying to, uh, get him
to come to dinner.
671
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:29,735
It's okay, son.
672
00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:32,029
Is it? And was he?
673
00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:36,158
[scoffs] And think of what Amenadiel
went through the past couple of years.
674
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,953
All that anguish thinking he'd fallen
from your favor.
675
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,581
He'd lost his wings,
his very sense of self.
676
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:42,622
Yeah, that's a bit dramatic.
677
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:47,129
...only to discover that
he was doing it all to himself.
678
00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:49,690
Couldn't you have just told us
that's how we all work
679
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:52,883
instead of letting your favorite son
think he was being brutally punished?
680
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,385
That he was a failure?
681
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:57,138
- Luci, come on.
- [laughs] No, don't worry, brother.
682
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:58,264
We're all being tortured.
683
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,935
All in the name of our
father's mysterious ways.
684
00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:06,105
Ooh! For example, Dad,
685
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:12,862
are you ever going to tell us why Hell
suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore?
686
00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:24,081
- I have a good reason.
- Oh?
687
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,959
It's a good reason!
Well, that explains it.
688
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,128
As always, super clear. Thanks, Pops.
689
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:31,505
What are you
even complaining about, Lucifer?
690
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:34,925
You got your own kingdom
as a reward for bad behavior.
691
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,890
Is that how you see it?
692
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,518
Being forced to torture souls
693
00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:47,647
for hundreds of thousands of years
was an attaboy?
694
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:52,526
So, I was King of Hell,
but I was still in Hell!
695
00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:55,446
If that's not a poisoned chalice,
I don't know what is.
696
00:35:55,780 --> 00:36:01,035
You have no idea what that was like.
How easy you had it.
697
00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:03,454
Easy? [scoffs]
698
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,916
I've spent my entire life
in the worst kind of Hell there is.
699
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,959
Luci, Michael, come on.
700
00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:10,920
What could possibly be worse?
701
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,339
Sharing a face with you!
702
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:17,718
[whooshing]
703
00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:21,180
[Michael] Guess what?
When your twin is the "Lightbringer",
704
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,100
turns out you have no choice
but to live in the shadows.
705
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,851
We were dealt the same hand,
706
00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:28,854
the same face,
the same bloody shoulders!
707
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:32,441
Except you had a chip on yours
so big you managed to self-actualize it!
708
00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:35,194
Oh, no, no, no. There's nothing wrong
with him. Don't be fooled.
709
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:38,614
You have no one to blame but yourself
for who you are!
710
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:41,200
- Luci!
- Oh, I blame you plenty!
711
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,412
- Michael!
- Of course you do, you petty little...
712
00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:47,623
- [booming] Children!
- [thunder crashing]
713
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:07,393
[rain pattering]
714
00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:09,895
[Lucifer] And there it is.
715
00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,648
The Old Testament wrath.
716
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,611
Wasn't sure you still had it in you.
717
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:24,410
All I wanted was a nice family dinner.
718
00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,664
But apparently that's too much to ask.
719
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,875
- [scoffs]
- [thunder rumbling]
720
00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:39,884
[Linda laughing]
721
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:49,268
Chicken!
722
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,646
I get it.
723
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,024
I get it. It's your favorite.
724
00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:59,445
That's... that's why everything
tastes like chicken.
725
00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:04,408
I'm sorry,
I'm just really uncomfortable.
726
00:38:04,492 --> 00:38:06,535
No, Linda. We're sorry...
727
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,839
that you had to witness
something like this,
728
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,540
the most dysfunctional family ever.
729
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,085
No.
730
00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:18,130
Actually, it's...
731
00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:22,176
It's wonderfully normal.
732
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:26,096
Well, I mean, except for the...
except for the rain.
733
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:33,938
No. It's just... three sons
who want their father's love,
734
00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:38,234
and who don't feel
like they're getting it.
735
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:40,486
I don't want Dad's love.
736
00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:45,950
I just want him to admit to the fact
that he's a bad father.
737
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,452
- [thunder rumbling]
- [Lucifer] Although...
738
00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:53,415
maybe that's part of the reason
he is a bad father.
739
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,626
Well done, Doctor.
You're as insightful as ever!
740
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:58,587
No, that wasn't exactly
what I was saying, as usual...
741
00:38:58,671 --> 00:38:59,689
You're really being unfair.
742
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:01,131
Oh, come on, brother!
743
00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:04,468
Would you treat Charlie the same way
Dad's treated us?
744
00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:05,928
- Well, I...
- [Lucifer] Be honest!
745
00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:07,638
Please.
746
00:39:13,978 --> 00:39:15,896
I'm sorry, Dad, but I hope not.
747
00:39:17,273 --> 00:39:20,192
And you'd do anything for your son,
wouldn't you?
748
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:22,653
I would.
749
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,947
[Lucifer] Michael and I don't agree
on much,
750
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:28,909
but the one thing that we all have
in common is you, Dad.
751
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:31,954
And how much you've screwed us up.
752
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,750
I mean, if all the apples are bad...
753
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,796
maybe it's the tree that's the problem.
754
00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:43,591
- [thunder rumbling]
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
755
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,971
All I ever wanted was to empower you,
756
00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:54,143
all my children,
to make your own choices.
757
00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:56,729
Is that why
you've always been so cryptic?
758
00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:59,356
Oh. Before you answer that cryptically,
759
00:39:59,857 --> 00:40:04,528
I would like to instead
ask you one simple question
760
00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:07,197
and get one simple answer.
761
00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:09,950
A confession, if you will.
762
00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:12,244
Dad, you don't have to do this.
763
00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:17,666
What's your question, Samael?
764
00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:27,927
Dad, do you love us?
765
00:40:28,761 --> 00:40:31,263
[thunder rumbling]
766
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:41,732
If I have to tell you...
767
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:45,402
then I really have failed.
768
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,366
A no, then.
769
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:53,202
- That's not what he said.
- [Lucifer] He didn't say yes, did he?
770
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,554
You know what do
when I don't want to lie?
771
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:57,331
I don't answer the question.
Picked that up from you, Dad.
772
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,335
[chuckles wryly]
773
00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:02,795
[inhales sharply]
774
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,505
You know, it's, uh... it's funny.
775
00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,717
I thought this moment would give me
some catharsis.
776
00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:14,390
But instead, it's just made me
realize one simple truth.
777
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:19,186
That you'll never love us.
778
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:22,690
Because you're incapable of love.
779
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:27,861
[thunder crashing]
780
00:41:28,445 --> 00:41:33,409
And that's just sad... for all of us.
781
00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,216
[door opens and shuts]
782
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,349
More wine?
783
00:41:57,433 --> 00:41:58,892
[thunder crashes]
784
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:07,026
[door opening]
785
00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:09,528
Hello, ladies.
786
00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:12,740
What exciting new case
are we investigating today?
787
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,366
Hole in Juan?
788
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:17,828
I don't understand. Peterson confessed.
789
00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:20,122
Yeah... His confession doesn't add up.
790
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:23,459
Yeah, we found traces of ZX3 in the fuel
that burned the Kingdom.
791
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:27,588
Oh, so whoever burned down the Kingdom
used gas from Hole in Juan?
792
00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:30,507
Yeah, but Peterson told us
he saw his son get gas from the shed.
793
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:32,885
So he lied. Fathers do that.
794
00:42:32,968 --> 00:42:33,968
[chuckles]
795
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:36,972
We pulled surveillance footage
from the day before Chris died.
796
00:42:37,306 --> 00:42:38,306
[Ella] There's Chris.
797
00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:40,976
I mean, he does look
like he's applying for a job.
798
00:42:41,143 --> 00:42:42,269
Tracks with what we know.
799
00:42:42,478 --> 00:42:46,982
Yeah, but something doesn't track,
that looks like his girlfriend Betty,
800
00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:49,484
and she told us she didn't know
anything about it.
801
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,566
Yeah, looks like Peterson
wasn't the only one lying.
802
00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:54,698
Right. We need to bring Betty in,
see what she's hiding.
803
00:42:54,782 --> 00:42:56,742
- We have to get Peterson back...
- Hey, guys.
804
00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:58,535
- [Chloe] Yeah?
- Peterson's running.
805
00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:00,579
- [Chloe] What?
- He bailed on house arrest.
806
00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,498
His ankle bracelet pinged
in downtown traffic,
807
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:03,850
looks like he's headed to Union Station.
808
00:43:03,874 --> 00:43:05,459
If he's innocent, why is he running?
809
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,503
Well, let's go and find out, shall we?
810
00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:18,013
So...
811
00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:22,810
- Charlie...
- Mmm.
812
00:43:25,104 --> 00:43:26,313
He's, um...
813
00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:31,068
He's mortal, isn't he?
814
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:33,779
It appears so.
815
00:43:36,031 --> 00:43:38,367
So he'll suffer like all humans, Dad.
816
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,163
Get sick.
817
00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:47,126
Grow old.
818
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:52,297
Die.
819
00:43:52,506 --> 00:43:54,508
That would follow from the fact
that he's mortal.
820
00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:00,305
[sighs]
821
00:44:00,514 --> 00:44:01,723
Take me instead.
822
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:03,559
- Excuse me?
- I said...
823
00:44:05,102 --> 00:44:06,436
take me instead.
824
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:09,064
Make Charlie an angel.
I'll become human.
825
00:44:11,859 --> 00:44:12,985
Please, Father.
826
00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:17,573
Let me switch places with my son.
827
00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:20,659
You'd do anything for your son.
828
00:44:21,952 --> 00:44:23,328
Yes, anything.
829
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:27,958
[sighing] If only fatherhood was ever
that easy.
830
00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:29,751
[door opens]
831
00:44:31,003 --> 00:44:33,422
[Michael] Good morning, brother.
Good morning, Father.
832
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:36,967
Are you ready to go home?
833
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:38,843
Are you ready?
834
00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:42,098
[chuckles] Well, I mean,
I think it's time.
835
00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,641
Good. Then, you should go.
836
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:47,603
I've decided to stay here
a little bit longer.
837
00:44:49,188 --> 00:44:51,899
- You have?
- Then, I will stay with you.
838
00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:53,734
I don't think that would be a good idea.
839
00:44:55,277 --> 00:44:58,113
What? What're you saying, Father?
840
00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:02,409
Michael, you're no longer
welcome on Earth.
841
00:45:05,037 --> 00:45:06,037
[exhales sharply]
842
00:45:08,332 --> 00:45:09,583
You're banishing him?
843
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:11,144
If you insist on putting it that way.
844
00:45:11,168 --> 00:45:12,836
[sputters] I don't understand.
845
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,214
Why am I the one being punished?
846
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:16,715
You're not.
847
00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:27,976
[door closes]
848
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,979
You see? Never easy.
849
00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,318
You have a futon, right?
850
00:45:47,663 --> 00:45:48,789
[horns honking]
851
00:45:48,956 --> 00:45:50,123
[Lucifer] There he is.
852
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,892
There he is. There. There.
853
00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:11,270
- Excuse me
- [Chloe] Excuse us.
854
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:13,730
[Lucifer] Excuse me.
855
00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:17,776
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
856
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:22,322
He must have seen us.
857
00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:25,325
[people clamoring]
858
00:46:27,286 --> 00:46:29,121
LAPD! Put down the gun!
859
00:46:35,377 --> 00:46:38,755
You weren't running from us.
You were chasing her. Why?
860
00:46:39,172 --> 00:46:41,967
- She killed my son.
- But you said you killed your son.
861
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,885
- Make your mind up.
- I would never.
862
00:46:44,219 --> 00:46:46,888
I confessed because I thought
one of my children had done it.
863
00:46:47,347 --> 00:46:51,935
I'd already lost one.
I... couldn't bear to lose another.
864
00:46:52,019 --> 00:46:54,938
[scoffs] You were willing
to sacrifice yourself
865
00:46:55,022 --> 00:46:56,148
for your own children?
866
00:46:56,231 --> 00:46:58,400
Of course. That's what fatherhood is.
867
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,945
You see, when I... when I made bail,
868
00:47:02,154 --> 00:47:03,238
I talked to all my kids,
869
00:47:03,322 --> 00:47:06,575
and I realized
that none of them had done it.
870
00:47:06,742 --> 00:47:10,787
So, then when I went to Betty
to talk to her to see how she was doing
871
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,583
and found she was skipping town,
872
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,337
then suddenly it all came into place.
873
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:21,298
All I wanted to do
was burn that toxic place down!
874
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,135
Everything that was broken in him
was because of it! Because of you!
875
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:27,179
He needed to get away!
876
00:47:30,223 --> 00:47:35,896
So you stole gas from Hole in Juan,
and you tried to burn the place down.
877
00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:38,523
But Chris caught you, didn't he?
878
00:47:40,442 --> 00:47:42,861
We... we struggled.
879
00:47:45,197 --> 00:47:46,990
He hit his head on the concrete...
880
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:51,411
and before I could do anything...
881
00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,748
the fire was everywhere.
882
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,043
It burned so fast.
883
00:48:00,712 --> 00:48:02,130
My poor Chris.
884
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:06,718
I swear, I didn't mean
for any of this to happen... I...
885
00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,136
[sniffles]
886
00:48:09,179 --> 00:48:10,389
Sorry.
887
00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:18,522
So, my son died protecting the Kingdom?
888
00:48:20,232 --> 00:48:22,442
Protecting us?
889
00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:26,822
Looks like self-sacrifice
runs in the family, eh?
890
00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:29,616
Apple, tree...
891
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:39,626
- Lucifer, get the gun.
- Right.
892
00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:41,628
Right...
893
00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:48,552
[dance music playing]
894
00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:04,359
What?
895
00:49:06,278 --> 00:49:07,362
"What?"
896
00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:11,825
I was fully prepared to hunt you down
and kick your ass is what.
897
00:49:12,117 --> 00:49:16,246
In fact, I was looking forward to it.
But you're just here.
898
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:19,207
Why aren't you hiding?
899
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:20,499
Want a drink?
900
00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:22,793
No!
901
00:49:23,295 --> 00:49:24,588
What I want is a soul.
902
00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:26,631
You promised me one,
and I didn't get it.
903
00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:29,759
No. I promised you an audience
with my father,
904
00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,803
the one being who could give you a soul.
905
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:33,889
That's all.
906
00:49:35,307 --> 00:49:37,893
- [sighs in exasperation]
- [chuckles]
907
00:49:38,727 --> 00:49:40,145
Frustrating, isn't he?
908
00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:44,483
What annoyingly arbitrary and
inscrutable answer did he give you?
909
00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:52,741
That I'm perfect... just the way I am.
910
00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:54,242
Ugh.
911
00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:03,293
You wanted me to find you. Why?
912
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:05,921
Because I'm leaving town.
913
00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:09,090
And... you wanted to say goodbye?
914
00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:16,056
I guess, out of all the wretched beings
I've met, I don't entirely hate you.
915
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,018
And for what it's worth, Mazikeen,
916
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:22,354
I'm sorry
you didn't get what you wanted.
917
00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:26,608
[clinks]
918
00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:27,943
I'm sorry you didn't either.
919
00:50:29,319 --> 00:50:30,570
Doesn't mean I won't.
920
00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:33,865
What does that mean?
921
00:50:34,533 --> 00:50:36,701
That it ain't over till it's over.
922
00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:43,458
For either of us. [whooshes]
923
00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:53,510
[sighs heavily]
924
00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:13,947
Hey.
925
00:51:14,864 --> 00:51:15,991
Hello.
926
00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:17,909
Do you remember when I said
927
00:51:17,993 --> 00:51:21,621
that it might be useful
to draw a parallel
928
00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:24,583
between your emotions and the case?
929
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,459
Yes?
930
00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:31,172
So, turns out our killer
was an overbearing girlfriend
931
00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:32,841
trying to change her boyfriend
932
00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:36,094
because he couldn't deal
with his family issues.
933
00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:38,513
So, you know, no parallel...
934
00:51:38,597 --> 00:51:40,473
- [both laughing]
- ...whatsoever.
935
00:51:40,807 --> 00:51:42,017
I think I was wrong.
936
00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:44,936
Uh, apparently so. [chuckles]
937
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,525
Lucifer, I'm so sorry.
938
00:51:50,692 --> 00:51:53,903
You know, I was supposed
to give you space
939
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:55,905
so that you could deal
with your issues and...
940
00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:57,550
Well, I didn't really help there, did I?
941
00:51:57,574 --> 00:52:03,413
No, no, no. But then, I... I ended up
using the case to... rush you, anyhow.
942
00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:06,583
Detective, you've been nothing
but wonderful.
943
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:12,213
And you...
944
00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:16,760
you deserve to hear
those three words back.
945
00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:20,512
But...
946
00:52:21,056 --> 00:52:22,432
the truth is...
947
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:29,272
I'll never be able to say them to you.
948
00:52:31,941 --> 00:52:33,610
I've realized that...
949
00:52:35,278 --> 00:52:37,405
I am my father's son.
950
00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:43,453
And as depressing as that is,
it explains... so much.
951
00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:50,794
But it also means... like him, I...
952
00:52:53,755 --> 00:52:55,423
I'm incapable of love.
953
00:52:57,759 --> 00:52:59,469
- Lucifer, I know you.
- You do.
954
00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:01,137
You know I always tell the truth.
955
00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:07,852
Chloe, I'm so sorry.
956
00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:12,023
But if I ever said those three words
to you...
957
00:53:14,818 --> 00:53:16,444
it would be a lie.
958
00:53:37,549 --> 00:53:38,925
[theme music playing]