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MALE NARRATOR:
Each character in this tale
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is going to be represented
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by a different instrument
of the orchestra.
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For instance, the bird will be
played by the flute,
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like this.
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(LIVELY FLUTE PLAYING)
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MALE NARRATOR: Here's
the duck, played by the oboe.
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(MELANCHOLY OBOE PLAYING)
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(RAY GRUNTS)
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MALE NARRATOR: The cat, by the clarinet.
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(PRECOCIOUS CLARINET PLAYING)
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
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MALE NARRATOR: The bassoon
will represent Grandfather.
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(UPBEAT BASSOON PLAYING)
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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The blast of the hunter's shotguns,
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played by the kettledrums.
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(SUSPENSEFUL KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING)
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(KEYPAD BEEPING)
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(DOOR LOCK BEEPS)
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The wolf, by the French horns.
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(DRAMATIC FRENCH HORNS PLAYING)
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(VOMITING)
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(SPRAYING)
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MALE NARRATOR:
And Peter, by the strings.
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(THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING)
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Are you sitting comfortably?
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Good. Then I'll begin.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay.
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NIKKI: It's a safe deposit box.
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Number 1606.
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My guess, they stashed the stamp there.
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What about the key?
Wouldn't I need the...
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Lost when you redecorated
the study, tell him.
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Oh.
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Don't forget. Got that meeting
with the high roller later.
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Burt Lurdsman, plumbing supplies.
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I really feel like this is it.
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Our ship coming in.
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Remember.
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Richest guy in the room
is always the boss.
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(OBOE PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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MILLY: Welcome to Capley Bank and Trust.
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You picking up or dropping off?
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What?
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Oh, I'm just playing.
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You wanna make a withdrawal
or a deposit?
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Oh!
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- I... I, uh...
- Oh.
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It's okay, Milly. I got this.
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Sorry about that, ES.
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(SIGHS) Milly just moved
down from Bemidji.
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You've got to learn the faces, huh.
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- (SCOFFS)
- Sorry.
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No, that's...
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Everybody has a first day.
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Would you get the man a cream soda,
for shit's sakes? Jeez!
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Thanks again for those Gopher seats.
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Ham was tickled pink.
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(LAUGHS)
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My sister's boy. You remember?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
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I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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You know, I don't
got a lot of time here.
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Oh, should be back
in a snap, Milly. Uh...
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More in the "nice to look at"
category than, say, brainiac.
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(BUCK LAUGHS)
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I was hoping to get into my box.
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You've been working out, yes?
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You seem bulked up.
Been hitting the weight room?
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I, uh... Hitting the buffet, more like.
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What with the wedding and all.
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Oh, I hear you. All that
cake tasting. (LAUGHS)
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I am so sorry, Mr. Stussy.
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No, that's...
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You're fine.
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Let the man breathe, girl.
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Uh...
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I lost the key, is the thing, to my box.
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Redecorating, thrown out with
the old credenza, you know.
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(STAMMERS) Is that gonna be...
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'Cause what's in there, I
really need, you know, today.
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(EXHALES)
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Well... (SIGHS)
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Uh...
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Hate to be a stickler, ES,
but, uh, without the key,
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well, we, uh...
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No, I, uh... I...
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We have to drill the lock and, uh...
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I get it. (STAMMERS) Makes sense.
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What we should do is order a new key.
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Won't take more than a week,
and that way, you know,
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order's maintained.
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You understand.
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You know what?
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Forget it.
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Just go ahead and
pack up all my accounts.
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I'll take a check if you don't
have that much cash on hand.
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(CHUCKLES) Now, Emmit,
there's no need to...
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No, it's fine. I understand.
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You don't want to help me.
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A lost key like it's some kind
of national tragedy,
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but you got your order.
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Rules and the like, so eh...
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... I'll find a bank maybe
puts the customer first.
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(SIGHS)
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(SNAPPING FINGERS) Call Mike.
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(CHUCKLES) Hold on a sec, ES. We're...
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(SNAPPING FINGERS)
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You know what?
We'll just drill that sucker.
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No problemo. It'll take two
seconds and then you can...
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Whatever you need. Just fetch
whatever's in there.
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Not that I know
or need to know what's...
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So I don't have to carry
my accounts over to Chase?
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Chase? That's, uh...
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(LAUGHING)
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You're such a kidder.
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You really had me going there for...
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Let me just get my keys.
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(RUSTLING)
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While you're at it,
I'll take 10 grand in hundreds
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and a buck in quarters for the meter.
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That's, uh... Well, of course.
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You'll just have to fill out a...
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Or, you know what?
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I'll get the paperwork handled myself.
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Although, ES, may I suggest, um,
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well, it's just that
whenever you take out
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anything more than $10,000,
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it automatically triggers a...
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Buck,
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if I wanted an opinion from
an asshole, I'd ask my own.
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Got it?
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(SPITS)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RAY SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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Well, don't keep me in suspense.
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The stamp wasn't there, but I got this.
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Christmas.
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How much did he have, his account?
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I don't know. Uh, maybe $1 million.
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Your brother has $1 million,
and you took,
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what is that, 10 grand?
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Now, see, that's the criminal
mentality, your old life.
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And what do you... Hardwired patterns.
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But we're not crooks.
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This is the principal,
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what's right,
fair market value for the...
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What he took, the stamp.
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Who's Luverne?
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He did what?
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Oh, believe me,
I'm pretty ticked myself.
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I loved that dog.
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Plus the money, of course.
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Christ on a stick,
you think you know a guy.
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I mean, used feminine hygiene products
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in a man's desk drawer is one thing,
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but now,
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the ridicule of beloved remains.
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"Cremains" is the, I think,
preferred nomenclature.
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This is the last thing we need.
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What with this Varga mess
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and poor Irv not even being cold yet.
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See and that's, uh...
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I was gonna talk to you about that.
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Suicide is what the authorities...
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The conversation I had.
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Old folks get depressed around
the holidays and all that,
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but I don't know.
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Character like this Varga,
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I'm just saying, you can't put
anything past him.
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Christ.
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What are we in the middle of?
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We ought to consider
meeting this widow Goldfarb.
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Sell the company?
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- That's a little...
- No, no, not sell.
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Just, I'm saying, take the meeting.
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Buck says she's cash-rich
and looking to buy in.
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And it feels like we're getting pulled
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into something sticky here, so...
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Yeah. Yeah, that's good thinking.
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(DOOR LOCK BEEPS)
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(KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING)
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What the shit are they up to?
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YURI: When Putin was a boy,
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he already knew he wanted to be FSB.
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He lived in the well,
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kept a photo of Bergin by his bed.
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Bergin, who squats in 1920 dirt,
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gives birth of GRU, later KGB.
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Godfather.
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And this boy, Putin, he learns sambo,
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rules the yard school by his fist.
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You see, in Russia,
there are two words for truth.
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Pravda is man's truth.
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Istina is God's truth.
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But there is also nepravda, untruth.
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And this is the weapon the leader uses.
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Because he knows what they don't.
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The truth is whatever he says it is.
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I don't get what's so complicated here.
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You take a born loser,
add a drug addiction,
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remove a job,
fill his pockets with holes,
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mix in cold turkey,
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you think this guy
isn't gonna drive around
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randomly looking for someone to rob?
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Yeah.
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But then why tear a page
out of the phonebook?
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Choose a house?
Doesn't that imply that...
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There you go.
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Using three-syllable words again
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for a one-syllable problem.
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First, that's a two-syllable word...
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Let me tell you what I saw in Fallujah.
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Men, okay?
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My men laying in the dirt with
their guts in their boots.
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How does that...
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With all respect...
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You know what an IED is?
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It's like car parts and dynamite.
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You either run one over, or you don't.
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That's it, see? It's random.
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Or bombs in our American streets.
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Who gets killed?
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Will you decide to walk
your dog that morning
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or mow the lawn?
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Your problem is
you're overcomplicating this.
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Books under the floorboards,
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an unapproved trip to goddamn Hollywood.
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Told you. I'm paying for that myself.
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Not the point.
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Not the...
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Look, I get it's personal, this one.
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But we're talking simple wrong place,
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wrong time.
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A hopper with an itch on a spree
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who met the business end of a Maytag.
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Cosmic justice, good riddance.
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So what do you say
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we stamp this file "Case closed,"
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move on to the calm and
orderly transition of power.
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Sheriff, I hear you.
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I do.
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I'm not trying to stir things up.
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No, I think you are.
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I think you got resentments
over being made to cow,
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kiss the ring.
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I had boys like you in the service.
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I'd tell them to go right, they go left.
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All of them, to a man,
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went home in a bag.
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Well, I'm home already,
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so I'm gonna spend
a few more days on this one,
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see how it goes. (SIGHS)
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(THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING)
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(CLARINET PLAYING)
261
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:48,966
Hi.
262
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,371
I need the parole officer
for Maurice LeFay.
263
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,772
Mmm-hmm.
264
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,609
(GLORIA SIGHS)
265
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,178
(TYPING)
266
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,650
(SMACKS LIPS) That'd be Ray.
267
00:18:06,455 --> 00:18:08,021
He's in with a felon at present.
268
00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:10,718
- Point me to the ladies.
- Mmm-hmm.
269
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,861
(TOILET FLUSHING)
270
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,566
(SIGHS)
271
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,013
WINNIE: Oh, Lord.
272
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,515
My Lord.
273
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,317
Come on already.
274
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,985
WINNIE: You wouldn't...
275
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,486
Friend.
276
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,955
You wouldn't have
a putter-inner by chance?
277
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,157
How's that?
278
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,792
(STAMMERS) Or a pad?
279
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,195
This is not the way
things were supposed to go,
280
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,831
but the Lord must have... Not to get...
281
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,685
(SIGHS) Anyway, if you could find your
way clear to abetting a sister in need
282
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:02,229
one who is supposed to be with child,
but apparently is not...
283
00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:03,820
Uh, sorry, I don't have...
284
00:19:03,922 --> 00:19:05,021
Regulations, you know.
285
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:07,149
We're not meant to
carry a purse, and I'm...
286
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:09,481
It's not my time of the...
287
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,928
I could ask the clerk. She might have...
288
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,630
Oh, no, don't burden yourself.
289
00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:20,937
(GLORIA SIGHS)
290
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:22,338
(WINNIE GRUNTS)
291
00:19:23,675 --> 00:19:24,941
(TOILET FLUSHES)
292
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:32,315
Well, what are the odds?
293
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:33,983
- (CHUCKLES)
- Second female in uniform.
294
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,652
You said regulation, and I assumed...
295
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,286
Winnie Lopez, Saint Cloud Metro.
296
00:19:37,389 --> 00:19:39,989
Uh, Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police.
297
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,624
Oh, and chief to boot.
298
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:43,459
Uh, for the moment, anyway.
299
00:19:45,063 --> 00:19:47,397
Sorry, I got about 100 pounds
of TP crammed in there.
300
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,466
Been cranky as a female dog
since breakfast,
301
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,802
and now I know why.
302
00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:54,103
We've been trying, me and Jerry,
303
00:19:54,205 --> 00:19:55,471
for months now. Yeah.
304
00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:56,773
Like those old Road Runner cartoons
305
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,041
with the wolf and the sheep dog,
306
00:19:58,143 --> 00:19:59,809
how you punch a clock to go to work?
307
00:19:59,911 --> 00:20:01,811
It's mostly missionary,
if I'm being honest.
308
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:02,945
We used to spice it up,
309
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:04,113
but now it's about the shortest distance
310
00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:05,314
between two points.
311
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,616
(SOAP DISPENSER WHIRS)
312
00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:10,286
I've...
313
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,388
He'd pop faster from the back,
if I'm being honest,
314
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:15,391
but I think it's important
to look each other in the eyes
315
00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:17,193
when it comes to making babies.
316
00:20:17,295 --> 00:20:18,294
You got kids?
317
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:22,279
Uh, one. Nathan. He's 12.
318
00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:23,675
Oh, that's what Jerry wants.
319
00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:26,411
A shortstop or a
switch-hitting third baseman.
320
00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:29,281
Me? I've got my
fingers crossed for a girl.
321
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:32,851
- Well, I better hit it.
- (DRYER WHIRRING)
322
00:20:32,953 --> 00:20:34,853
Here on a 10-30, leaving
the scene of the accident,
323
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,421
except the Vic don't
wanna press charges,
324
00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:38,090
turns out so. (CHUCKLES) You?
325
00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:39,191
Um, murder.
326
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,316
Jeez!
327
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,440
Yeah.
328
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,734
Well, happy trails.
329
00:20:48,836 --> 00:20:50,369
(GLORIA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
330
00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:00,410
(DOOR CLOSES)
331
00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,585
I know, baby.
332
00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:08,287
It's all I can think about, too. I...
333
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:12,759
Look, I'm no psychic,
but how does he not fund us?
334
00:21:12,861 --> 00:21:15,862
And if not, well, we got capital now.
335
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,199
Oh, I've got to go. Yeah.
336
00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:23,169
Yeah, you, too.
337
00:21:24,539 --> 00:21:26,105
I love you.
338
00:21:27,075 --> 00:21:28,107
GLORIA: Hi.
339
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:29,308
I already told
the other girl everything.
340
00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:31,577
The other...
341
00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:33,446
Oh, no, sir, I'm not
here about the accident.
342
00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:35,438
Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police.
343
00:21:36,548 --> 00:21:38,351
I'm, uh, looking into the, uh...
344
00:21:41,122 --> 00:21:42,355
The, uh, murder of...
345
00:21:43,725 --> 00:21:45,425
Now that is...
346
00:21:46,227 --> 00:21:48,327
Truly, what are the odds?
347
00:21:49,864 --> 00:21:51,230
You said "murder"?
348
00:21:51,332 --> 00:21:54,100
Yes, sir, of Ennis Stussy
in Eden Valley.
349
00:21:54,202 --> 00:21:55,802
And here you are, how many miles away,
350
00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:57,336
a Stussy as well.
351
00:21:57,439 --> 00:21:58,471
(SCOFFS)
352
00:21:58,573 --> 00:22:00,006
Well, I mean, it's...
353
00:22:00,108 --> 00:22:02,375
Go figure. It's a pretty common name.
354
00:22:02,477 --> 00:22:03,976
I got cousins all over the darn place,
355
00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:06,145
not that I'm saying that
this fellow was a cousin,
356
00:22:06,247 --> 00:22:08,848
although who knows? Could've been.
357
00:22:10,819 --> 00:22:13,252
Well, reason I'm here,
one of your cons, Maurice.
358
00:22:13,354 --> 00:22:14,787
He's most likely the culprit.
359
00:22:14,889 --> 00:22:17,156
We got evidence shows he broke
into the victim's house,
360
00:22:17,258 --> 00:22:19,759
tore the place apart
looking for something.
361
00:22:20,428 --> 00:22:22,195
Hmm? Maurice LeFay?
362
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,629
GLORIA: That's the one.
363
00:22:23,731 --> 00:22:25,665
Air conditioner caved
his cranium, I heard.
364
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:27,967
Heard that as well.
365
00:22:28,069 --> 00:22:29,569
Saw it, in fact. Not a pretty picture.
366
00:22:29,671 --> 00:22:30,837
(CHUCKLES) All the same,
367
00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:32,038
just 'cause the perp passes on
368
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,073
doesn't mean the investigation halts.
369
00:22:34,175 --> 00:22:36,442
There's a question of why.
370
00:22:36,544 --> 00:22:38,478
- (CLICKS TONGUE) "Why."
- Yes, sir.
371
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,612
Fellow drove 30 miles
372
00:22:39,714 --> 00:22:41,347
without knowing his destined address,
373
00:22:41,449 --> 00:22:43,416
finds Ennis out of the phone book,
374
00:22:43,518 --> 00:22:44,517
and then searches his house
375
00:22:44,619 --> 00:22:45,918
like he knows there's something there,
376
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,720
like he's looking
for something in particular.
377
00:22:47,822 --> 00:22:49,322
It's unusual.
378
00:22:50,258 --> 00:22:51,858
Well, I mean,
379
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,392
(INHALE SHARPLY)
380
00:22:53,495 --> 00:22:55,128
- he liked his reefer.
- Is that right?
381
00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,996
Smoked a heck of a lot.
382
00:22:57,098 --> 00:22:58,865
In fact, he blew his piss test.
383
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:01,367
Was gonna grab him up
when I heard the news.
384
00:23:01,469 --> 00:23:03,402
"Death by major appliance."
385
00:23:06,474 --> 00:23:07,473
(SIGHS)
386
00:23:07,575 --> 00:23:11,611
So I'm not sure how much more I can...
387
00:23:11,713 --> 00:23:13,045
But if I think of anything...
388
00:23:13,148 --> 00:23:16,415
All I can ask, sir,
if something pops to mind.
389
00:23:16,518 --> 00:23:17,517
We're moving offices,
390
00:23:17,619 --> 00:23:19,018
so I wrote the new number on the back.
391
00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,487
"Chief."
392
00:23:21,589 --> 00:23:24,757
Ignore that. We're doing
some restructuring.
393
00:23:24,859 --> 00:23:27,527
They always find a way
to screw you, don't they?
394
00:23:28,553 --> 00:23:29,886
They try.
395
00:23:58,993 --> 00:24:00,026
Jeez!
396
00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:05,798
Hey, Ray.
397
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,968
Yeah. I'm just running out
for a home inspection.
398
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:10,203
Yeah?
399
00:24:10,305 --> 00:24:11,804
Let's table that for now.
400
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,472
Yeah?
401
00:24:29,857 --> 00:24:31,490
Have a seat, Ray.
402
00:24:34,929 --> 00:24:36,295
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I, uh...
403
00:24:36,397 --> 00:24:38,130
You know the Deputy Director.
404
00:24:38,233 --> 00:24:39,532
Yes, sir.
405
00:24:40,201 --> 00:24:42,001
How are you today, sir?
406
00:24:49,644 --> 00:24:51,377
It's a problem, Ray.
407
00:24:58,353 --> 00:24:59,552
I, uh...
408
00:24:59,654 --> 00:25:01,687
SCOTTY: Can't have this, Ray.
409
00:25:01,789 --> 00:25:04,490
Intermingling with the clientele?
410
00:25:04,592 --> 00:25:06,292
You swore an oath.
411
00:25:06,394 --> 00:25:07,960
Well, to be fair, sir...
412
00:25:08,062 --> 00:25:12,031
Not a literal oath, I'll give
you that, but implied.
413
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,966
For Pete's sake, it's
right there in the handbook.
414
00:25:14,068 --> 00:25:16,936
Don't bang the cattle.
415
00:25:17,038 --> 00:25:19,305
First off, there's probably
broken glass down there.
416
00:25:19,407 --> 00:25:20,439
Second...
417
00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:22,041
Second, it's against the damn law.
418
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:24,543
Which... (SIGHS)
I've got to give it to you.
419
00:25:24,646 --> 00:25:27,613
The Swango skank,
you could fry bacon on, but...
420
00:25:27,715 --> 00:25:29,749
- Now, that's...
- I'm saying she's hot.
421
00:25:29,851 --> 00:25:31,417
- No, I...
- That's not the point.
422
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:32,718
That's right. That's not the...
423
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,986
Son,
424
00:25:35,757 --> 00:25:37,723
read my lips.
425
00:25:37,825 --> 00:25:39,925
You're in a shit storm,
426
00:25:40,028 --> 00:25:42,528
and we're the ones
holding out the umbrella.
427
00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:43,696
You gonna take it?
428
00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:47,651
Well, that's... What is that...
429
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,520
DEPUTY DIRECTOR:
I'm saying that if you tell us
430
00:25:49,622 --> 00:25:51,054
that it was a one-time thing,
431
00:25:51,157 --> 00:25:54,091
that you lost your mind for a moment,
432
00:25:54,193 --> 00:25:56,793
then we can go to suspension.
433
00:25:56,896 --> 00:25:57,895
Hmm? Huh?
434
00:25:58,664 --> 00:26:00,264
Slap you on the wrist,
435
00:26:00,366 --> 00:26:02,432
or maybe on the dingus would be better.
436
00:26:10,042 --> 00:26:11,041
I love her.
437
00:26:12,044 --> 00:26:13,310
Son.
438
00:26:13,412 --> 00:26:15,312
(SIGHS) That's wrong.
439
00:26:15,414 --> 00:26:17,114
That's not the way to go here, Ray.
440
00:26:17,216 --> 00:26:18,815
And you know what?
441
00:26:18,918 --> 00:26:20,184
She loves me.
442
00:26:21,921 --> 00:26:22,920
Look at her.
443
00:26:24,123 --> 00:26:26,623
A girl like that, and she loves me.
444
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:29,893
We're getting married.
445
00:26:30,829 --> 00:26:32,763
We got plans, big plans.
446
00:26:36,168 --> 00:26:37,334
Not if we revoke her.
447
00:26:39,672 --> 00:26:40,804
Now, hold on just a...
448
00:26:40,906 --> 00:26:42,706
DEPUTY DIRECTOR:
Consequences, Mr. Stussy.
449
00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:44,942
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
450
00:26:45,044 --> 00:26:46,543
Maybe a few months at Stillwater
451
00:26:46,645 --> 00:26:47,811
will straighten her out.
452
00:26:47,913 --> 00:26:50,480
SCOTTY: These rules
aren't just for you, Ray.
453
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,916
What if she's manipulating you,
454
00:26:53,018 --> 00:26:55,919
using her poontang
to hoodwink and bamboozle?
455
00:26:56,021 --> 00:26:58,088
DEPUTY DIRECTOR:
See, that's what they do, son.
456
00:26:58,190 --> 00:27:00,324
- I thought you knew that.
- Look.
457
00:27:00,426 --> 00:27:02,960
Punish me. That's fine, but don't...
458
00:27:04,096 --> 00:27:05,896
If there's any fealty whatsoever...
459
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:08,465
She's not a recidivist.
460
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:10,667
We're not talking
a common criminal here.
461
00:27:10,769 --> 00:27:12,469
Whatever problems there were for her
462
00:27:12,571 --> 00:27:14,771
are in the past.
463
00:27:14,873 --> 00:27:16,406
We... (SIGHS)
464
00:27:16,508 --> 00:27:17,975
We've got plans, like I said.
465
00:27:18,077 --> 00:27:20,444
Won bronze in the Wildcat regionals.
466
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:23,146
And there's a sponsor, Lurdsman.
467
00:27:23,249 --> 00:27:25,415
(STAMMERS) He's a...
Kitchen supplies or...
468
00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:27,517
He's gonna sponsor our run.
469
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:28,952
Bridge, we play.
470
00:27:31,156 --> 00:27:32,723
For the love of God,
471
00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:36,159
you can't send her back.
472
00:27:41,467 --> 00:27:42,866
(SIGHS)
473
00:27:46,805 --> 00:27:48,572
You've got 10 minutes
to clean out your desk.
474
00:27:49,675 --> 00:27:50,974
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
475
00:27:52,878 --> 00:27:54,077
And you're gonna sign a paper saying
476
00:27:54,179 --> 00:27:56,380
that you're not gonna sue us
for wrongful termination
477
00:27:56,482 --> 00:27:58,815
or whatever half-cocked scheme
comes into your head
478
00:27:58,917 --> 00:28:00,250
once the shock wears off.
479
00:28:00,352 --> 00:28:01,485
You got my word.
480
00:28:01,587 --> 00:28:04,821
We had your word,
for all the good it did us.
481
00:28:04,923 --> 00:28:06,523
(OBOE PLAYING)
482
00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:20,170
(BASSOON PLAYING)
483
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,952
(ENGINE STARTS)
484
00:28:37,156 --> 00:28:38,689
(REVS ENGINE)
485
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,031
(SIGHS)
486
00:29:08,335 --> 00:29:10,301
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
487
00:29:10,404 --> 00:29:12,037
RECEPTIONIST: Good evening. Stussy Lots.
488
00:29:14,207 --> 00:29:15,206
Oh, yeah?
489
00:29:16,543 --> 00:29:17,542
Yeah.
490
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,047
Be sure to tell him in the morning.
491
00:29:24,551 --> 00:29:26,084
You have a good night yourself.
492
00:29:30,457 --> 00:29:31,790
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
493
00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,163
RECEPTIONIST: Sy.
494
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,633
Law enforcement's here.
495
00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:41,969
That's, uh...
496
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,971
Nobody asked for that.
497
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:46,173
Sir, I'm Officer Lopez,
Saint Cloud Metro.
498
00:29:46,276 --> 00:29:48,142
Is there a place
we could talk in private?
499
00:29:49,379 --> 00:29:51,779
That's... (STAMMERS)
I didn't call the police.
500
00:29:52,315 --> 00:29:53,381
No, sir. It's...
501
00:29:53,483 --> 00:29:55,683
I'm investigating an automotive flapper
502
00:29:55,785 --> 00:29:57,184
in the driver of a Humvee
503
00:29:57,287 --> 00:29:59,387
registered to this Stussy Lots.
504
00:29:59,489 --> 00:30:00,721
Did vehicular damage to...
505
00:30:00,823 --> 00:30:02,056
Fine. Fine.
506
00:30:02,158 --> 00:30:04,392
Let's... (CLICKS TONGUE) Not here.
507
00:30:23,379 --> 00:30:26,580
I just want to say upfront,
this is a total waste of time.
508
00:30:26,683 --> 00:30:27,748
Uh, yes, sir.
509
00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:29,583
And I've already talked
to the one complainant,
510
00:30:29,686 --> 00:30:31,819
and he's not interested
in pressing charges.
511
00:30:32,309 --> 00:30:33,942
See?
512
00:30:34,044 --> 00:30:36,345
To wit, one Raymond Stussy works
513
00:30:36,447 --> 00:30:38,981
for the parole board, and I have to ask,
514
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:41,283
any relation to
the Stussy on the marquee?
515
00:30:47,825 --> 00:30:50,092
That's fine. I can check that.
It's just that, um...
516
00:30:50,194 --> 00:30:52,394
I ran the registration
on the offending vehicle
517
00:30:52,496 --> 00:30:53,729
and saw that the Humvee in question
518
00:30:53,831 --> 00:30:55,664
was registered to
your parking lot concern.
519
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,799
But it's unspecified in the paperwork
520
00:30:57,902 --> 00:30:59,835
as to who here is actually driving it.
521
00:30:59,937 --> 00:31:02,171
Well, that's... I'd have to look.
522
00:31:02,273 --> 00:31:03,405
That'd be great.
523
00:31:06,410 --> 00:31:07,409
You mean now?
524
00:31:08,579 --> 00:31:10,279
If it's not too much trouble.
525
00:31:10,381 --> 00:31:11,480
(SY SIGHS)
526
00:31:11,582 --> 00:31:14,149
I mean, it's after hours.
People are out.
527
00:31:14,251 --> 00:31:16,752
Just leave me your number.
528
00:31:16,854 --> 00:31:19,321
The girl in HR can run it
through in the morning.
529
00:31:19,423 --> 00:31:20,622
What's her name?
530
00:31:25,196 --> 00:31:27,029
I'm sorry. I'm confused. You said...
531
00:31:27,131 --> 00:31:28,764
What I heard was
532
00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:31,500
the offended party
wasn't interested in charges.
533
00:31:31,602 --> 00:31:32,834
Right.
534
00:31:32,937 --> 00:31:34,002
Yeah, that's complainant one.
535
00:31:34,104 --> 00:31:36,271
Complainant two,
the waitress I mentioned,
536
00:31:36,373 --> 00:31:38,240
she got hit on the way out of the lot.
537
00:31:38,342 --> 00:31:40,542
She is hopping mad.
538
00:31:40,644 --> 00:31:42,144
Just paid her wagon off, apparently.
539
00:31:43,147 --> 00:31:46,381
That sounds like an insurance matter.
540
00:31:46,483 --> 00:31:48,350
Yes, sir, except the driver in question
541
00:31:48,452 --> 00:31:49,952
left the scene of the accident at speed,
542
00:31:50,054 --> 00:31:51,386
and that's police.
543
00:31:57,561 --> 00:31:58,694
Well, like I said,
544
00:32:00,497 --> 00:32:02,064
am I talking to myself here, or...
545
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,633
Soon as the girl's in tomorrow,
546
00:32:04,735 --> 00:32:05,901
I'll have her call up that info,
547
00:32:06,003 --> 00:32:07,769
and we'll get it over to you.
548
00:32:09,707 --> 00:32:10,906
(CLEARS THROAT)
549
00:32:11,008 --> 00:32:13,141
Okay, sir. Well, I sure do
appreciate your time.
550
00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:30,025
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
551
00:33:07,398 --> 00:33:09,231
Not sure what's keeping Ray.
552
00:33:10,634 --> 00:33:13,001
He's super reliable normally.
553
00:33:13,103 --> 00:33:14,303
You'll see.
554
00:33:14,405 --> 00:33:15,604
A rock, really.
555
00:33:16,774 --> 00:33:18,273
It's kind of his bellwether.
556
00:33:26,216 --> 00:33:27,215
I'll...
557
00:33:28,052 --> 00:33:29,184
Let me call him again.
558
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,418
(FRENCH HORNS PLAYING)
559
00:33:43,678 --> 00:33:44,844
(DOORBELL RINGING)
560
00:33:53,229 --> 00:33:56,230
I feel that maybe we started poorly.
561
00:33:56,933 --> 00:33:59,300
Jesus, it's dinnertime.
562
00:34:00,436 --> 00:34:02,102
Schweinekoteletts.
563
00:34:02,939 --> 00:34:03,938
Pork chops.
564
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:05,606
With applesauce, but...
565
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,275
Marvelous. We'll talk as we eat.
566
00:34:08,377 --> 00:34:10,744
Now, that's not... Just a... Goddamn!
567
00:34:12,181 --> 00:34:13,547
A step too far is what this is.
568
00:34:13,649 --> 00:34:15,082
Coming to my home.
569
00:34:15,184 --> 00:34:17,151
Why do I feel that
you're not happy we met
570
00:34:17,253 --> 00:34:20,654
when all I want to do is make you rich?
571
00:34:20,756 --> 00:34:23,190
Look around. I'm already rich.
572
00:34:24,694 --> 00:34:25,793
No, you're not.
573
00:34:29,031 --> 00:34:31,465
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
574
00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:33,968
STELLA: I wish you'd let us
sit at the real table.
575
00:34:34,904 --> 00:34:36,470
In the dining room.
576
00:34:36,572 --> 00:34:38,105
I'll let you into a secret, madam.
577
00:34:38,207 --> 00:34:40,007
I was a housemaid's boy,
578
00:34:40,109 --> 00:34:43,310
and I ate three meals a day
in a kitchen below ground,
579
00:34:43,412 --> 00:34:45,846
so you're making me feel right at home.
580
00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:46,914
(STELLA CHUCKLES)
581
00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:50,617
Mmm.
582
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,053
And how are you this evening,
young lady?
583
00:34:53,155 --> 00:34:54,154
(MUMBLES)
584
00:34:54,256 --> 00:34:57,591
STELLA: That's Mama, the matriarch.
585
00:34:57,693 --> 00:35:01,829
But she doesn't talk,
not since the stroke.
586
00:35:01,931 --> 00:35:03,263
That's a shame.
587
00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:05,532
I bet she had a lovely speaking voice.
588
00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:09,403
I wish you'd told me about company.
589
00:35:09,505 --> 00:35:11,472
Ah! That's my fault.
590
00:35:11,574 --> 00:35:14,541
I do have a tendency
to drop in unannounced,
591
00:35:14,643 --> 00:35:16,043
but, you see, the thing is,
592
00:35:16,145 --> 00:35:18,679
Emmit and I have such
amazing opportunities
593
00:35:18,781 --> 00:35:20,280
ahead of us that...
594
00:35:20,383 --> 00:35:23,183
Well, you know what they say
about time being money.
595
00:35:23,285 --> 00:35:24,752
- STELLA: Really?
- Mmm.
596
00:35:24,854 --> 00:35:26,553
I don't want to talk business
in front of them.
597
00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:28,589
Emmit, don't be rude.
598
00:35:30,359 --> 00:35:33,260
I don't mean to gossip,
599
00:35:34,497 --> 00:35:36,330
but, um, are you English by any chance?
600
00:35:36,432 --> 00:35:37,531
What gave it away?
601
00:35:37,633 --> 00:35:39,533
(BOTH LAUGHING)
602
00:35:41,404 --> 00:35:46,240
No, I like to think of myself
as a citizen of the world.
603
00:35:46,342 --> 00:35:50,511
London, Manila, Johannesburg,
Tokyo, Rome.
604
00:35:50,613 --> 00:35:51,879
You've been to all those places?
605
00:35:51,981 --> 00:35:53,480
VARGA: Hmm. And more.
606
00:35:53,582 --> 00:35:55,549
In fact, that's what I want
to talk to your husband about.
607
00:35:55,651 --> 00:35:57,518
About broadening our partnership,
608
00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:01,622
or a broad in it,
if you'll pardon the pun.
609
00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,824
- (VARGA CHUCKLES)
- Partnership?
610
00:36:03,926 --> 00:36:05,159
He's exaggerating.
611
00:36:05,261 --> 00:36:08,195
We have some dealings
more in the realm of finance.
612
00:36:08,297 --> 00:36:09,329
Yeah.
613
00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:10,464
Maybe he's right.
614
00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:12,933
We shouldn't be
broadcasting our intentions.
615
00:36:13,035 --> 00:36:14,668
It's just that your husband, madam,
616
00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:16,170
is a consummate businessman.
617
00:36:16,272 --> 00:36:19,173
He's a true professional.
618
00:36:19,275 --> 00:36:22,509
I learn something
from him every day anew.
619
00:36:23,779 --> 00:36:24,778
In fact,
620
00:36:26,482 --> 00:36:31,552
I brought those contracts
you asked me to draw up,
621
00:36:31,654 --> 00:36:34,221
if you'd like to review them.
622
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:39,560
And now might I be so forward, madam,
623
00:36:39,662 --> 00:36:43,730
as to ask for the location of your WC.
624
00:36:45,901 --> 00:36:46,834
Our what?
625
00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:48,135
He means the crapper.
626
00:36:48,237 --> 00:36:49,636
Emmit.
627
00:36:49,738 --> 00:36:52,072
It's just down the hall
on your right-hand side.
628
00:36:52,174 --> 00:36:53,307
Right.
629
00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:00,514
What?
630
00:37:10,192 --> 00:37:11,925
(VARGA VOMITING)
631
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,808
I'm not making you
a partner in my company.
632
00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:29,877
You just blew in on the wind Thursday.
633
00:37:32,882 --> 00:37:35,149
I'm calling Sy.
634
00:37:35,251 --> 00:37:38,585
VARGA: Ah. And here's me
thinking you were the boss.
635
00:37:49,331 --> 00:37:51,198
In the favelas of Brazil,
636
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,935
there are six-year-olds with Glocks.
637
00:37:56,272 --> 00:37:59,907
They roam in packs, stealing
whatever they can find.
638
00:38:00,709 --> 00:38:02,209
Mexican lowlifes
639
00:38:02,311 --> 00:38:04,745
stream into this country like wolves,
640
00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:07,481
eyeing our women and children.
641
00:38:08,884 --> 00:38:12,486
In the Congo, a family of six
live on 10 cents a day.
642
00:38:12,588 --> 00:38:14,621
You turn on the TV, what do you see?
643
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,791
Boat people.
644
00:38:18,928 --> 00:38:21,061
Mass migration.
645
00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:26,166
You're living in the age
of the refugee, my friend.
646
00:38:26,268 --> 00:38:28,902
Look, if you won't take back your money,
647
00:38:29,004 --> 00:38:30,637
well, I can't make you!
648
00:38:32,775 --> 00:38:34,007
You see it, don't you?
649
00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:39,713
Millions of people bought
houses they couldn't afford,
650
00:38:39,815 --> 00:38:42,649
and now they're living on the streets.
651
00:38:43,752 --> 00:38:46,220
85% of the world's wealth
652
00:38:46,322 --> 00:38:49,356
is controlled by 1% of the population.
653
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,791
What do you think is gonna happen
654
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:52,559
when those people wake up
655
00:38:52,661 --> 00:38:55,362
and realize you've got all their money?
656
00:38:55,464 --> 00:38:58,665
Hey! I just charge for parking!
657
00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:00,100
Oh, you think they're
gonna ask questions
658
00:39:00,202 --> 00:39:03,937
when they come with their
pitchforks and their torches?
659
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:05,372
You live in a mansion.
660
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:08,475
You drive a $90,000 car.
661
00:39:08,577 --> 00:39:10,744
It's a lease through the company.
662
00:39:10,846 --> 00:39:12,045
Look at me.
663
00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,749
Look at me.
664
00:39:17,086 --> 00:39:19,152
This is a $200 suit.
665
00:39:19,255 --> 00:39:23,523
I wear a second-hand tie. I fly coach.
666
00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:25,459
Not because I can't afford first,
667
00:39:25,561 --> 00:39:27,160
because I'm smart.
668
00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:31,898
So look at you, and look at me,
669
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,568
and tell me who's the richer.
670
00:39:36,105 --> 00:39:39,706
I feel like this is a trick question.
671
00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:42,743
There's an accounting coming,
Mr. Stussy,
672
00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:45,879
and you know I'm right.
Mongol hordes descending.
673
00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:48,148
Now what are you doing
to insulate yourself
674
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,183
and your family?
675
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:53,954
You think you're rich.
676
00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,990
You've no idea what "rich" means.
677
00:40:01,697 --> 00:40:04,398
"Rich" is a fleet of private planes
678
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,100
filled with decoys to mask your scent.
679
00:40:07,202 --> 00:40:11,004
It's a banker in Wyoming
and another in Gstaad.
680
00:40:11,106 --> 00:40:15,475
So that's action item one,
the accumulation of wealth,
681
00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:17,711
and I mean wealth, not money.
682
00:40:18,714 --> 00:40:20,514
What's action item number two?
683
00:40:22,284 --> 00:40:25,385
To use that wealth to become invisible.
684
00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:28,055
(SNIFFS)
685
00:40:29,892 --> 00:40:33,126
Why does it smell like
an unflushed toilet in here?
686
00:40:33,228 --> 00:40:35,762
Oh, we had a... There was an incident.
687
00:40:39,668 --> 00:40:41,001
Is this where you hung it?
688
00:40:42,171 --> 00:40:43,170
What?
689
00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:45,472
The stamp.
690
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,744
The famed Two-Penny Red U.S. misprint.
691
00:40:50,846 --> 00:40:54,081
If I'm not mistaken, the "2"
was the wrong way around.
692
00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:55,782
(STAMMERS) How do you...
693
00:40:55,884 --> 00:40:58,018
It's all very Old Testament, really,
694
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,121
this feud between you and Raymond.
695
00:41:01,223 --> 00:41:03,290
Do you know there are 25 chapters
696
00:41:03,392 --> 00:41:04,758
in the book of Genesis
697
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,260
that refer to the feuds of brothers?
698
00:41:08,964 --> 00:41:11,198
Cain and Abel, most famously,
699
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,400
but Joseph was betrayed by his brothers
700
00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:15,435
and sold into slavery.
701
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:20,674
Not to forget the sons of Isaac.
702
00:41:22,211 --> 00:41:24,878
"And my brother Esau was a hairy man,"
703
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,514
"but I am a smooth man."
704
00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,987
Then not another peep.
705
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:34,391
Corinthians, Leviticus.
706
00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:36,259
You'd think all the brothers of history
707
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,561
had worked things out,
708
00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:40,297
but, of course,
we both know that's not true.
709
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,167
Now, just wait a minute, pal.
710
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:46,036
I don't know what you're or how you...
711
00:41:46,138 --> 00:41:49,272
But private matters between me and my...
712
00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,107
I hear things.
713
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,644
I hear them because I listen.
714
00:41:56,062 --> 00:41:58,148
I see them because I watch.
715
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,284
Emails.
716
00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:03,954
Phone calls.
717
00:42:04,056 --> 00:42:05,555
- SY: He came.
- EMMIT: Who?
718
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:06,690
SY: Well, now, the fella from the...
719
00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:07,857
EMMIT: Ermentraub?
720
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,659
SY: No. Different fella.
721
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,962
Don't wanna say too much on the phone.
722
00:42:12,064 --> 00:42:13,897
Just... You better come down here.
723
00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:22,272
You can never be too careful.
That's my motto.
724
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:26,309
You see, I've got
great plans for us, Emmit.
725
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,013
Can't you just take the money back?
726
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:31,848
No. No, my friend, I'm sorry.
727
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,817
You're in the pan, and you know
728
00:42:33,919 --> 00:42:35,986
where you go when you leave the pan.
729
00:42:36,088 --> 00:42:37,387
- The...
- The frying pan.
730
00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:39,456
You know where you go when you leave.
731
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,259
- Into the fire.
- Yeah.
732
00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,862
They're coming.
733
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:48,898
Pitchfork peasants
with murder in their eyes,
734
00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:52,736
and me, your guardian angel,
735
00:42:54,273 --> 00:42:55,572
which is why I went to the Minnesota
736
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,540
National Trust this morning,
737
00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:59,576
and they have agreed to increase
738
00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:03,079
your line of credit by $25 million.
739
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,416
How?
740
00:43:06,518 --> 00:43:10,153
By acting as your agent, your partner.
741
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:14,858
So, (SIGHS) here's some of
the papers you need to sign.
742
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,693
I've studied your books,
743
00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,361
and, uh, you're not just
744
00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:20,297
in the parking lot business anymore.
745
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,565
What business am I in?
746
00:43:22,668 --> 00:43:24,367
The billionaire business.
747
00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:35,078
But first you need to tell me, uh,
748
00:43:36,415 --> 00:43:38,515
is your brother going to be a problem?
749
00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:43,420
Ray? No, he...
750
00:43:43,522 --> 00:43:45,855
It's just a dumb rivalry.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
751
00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:49,159
And the girl?
752
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,462
I don't...
753
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,131
I mean, he's,
754
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,334
honestly,
755
00:43:57,436 --> 00:43:58,668
(INHALES DEEPLY)
756
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,538
a loser.
757
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,441
So what else could she be?
758
00:44:12,098 --> 00:44:13,765
MALE NARRATOR: Just then
Grandfather came out.
759
00:44:16,836 --> 00:44:19,604
He was angry because Peter
had gone into the meadow.
760
00:44:21,641 --> 00:44:22,874
It's a dangerous place.
761
00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:24,576
If a wolf should come out of the forest,
762
00:44:24,678 --> 00:44:25,944
then what would you do?
763
00:44:29,783 --> 00:44:33,017
(CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM
PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING)
764
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:58,576
But Peter paid no attention
to his grandfather's words.
765
00:44:58,678 --> 00:45:01,546
Boys like Peter aren't afraid of wolves.
766
00:45:01,648 --> 00:45:03,314
- Mom.
- Huh?
767
00:45:04,718 --> 00:45:07,252
I said it's time for bed.
768
00:45:07,354 --> 00:45:09,721
Well, go on and get your teeth brushed.
769
00:45:29,843 --> 00:45:31,309
(GLORIA GRUNTS)
770
00:45:32,579 --> 00:45:34,245
I'm right in the next room.
771
00:45:34,347 --> 00:45:36,848
Mom, I'm not a baby.
772
00:45:38,051 --> 00:45:39,517
You're my baby.
773
00:45:41,121 --> 00:45:42,954
(CAR APPROACHING)
774
00:45:46,893 --> 00:45:48,226
Hold that thought.
775
00:45:54,801 --> 00:45:56,234
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
776
00:46:04,077 --> 00:46:05,643
(SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE)
777
00:46:12,452 --> 00:46:13,651
WINNIE: Hi-ho.
778
00:46:13,753 --> 00:46:15,420
Little off the beaten path, aren't you?
779
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:17,922
I went by the station, they said...
780
00:46:18,024 --> 00:46:19,490
Fudge, you were turning in.
781
00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:21,526
That's okay. You want some tea?
782
00:46:21,628 --> 00:46:23,561
Yeah, sounds good.
783
00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:27,565
(WINNIE SIGHS)
784
00:46:29,102 --> 00:46:33,237
So remember I was telling you
about my hit-and-run?
785
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,839
A Humvee in a restaurant parking lot,
786
00:46:34,941 --> 00:46:36,741
- two other vehicles involved.
- Hmm.
787
00:46:36,843 --> 00:46:39,143
So I run the plate number on the Hummer,
788
00:46:39,245 --> 00:46:40,878
and it's registered to a corporation
789
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:43,014
in Saint Cloud, a company car.
790
00:46:43,116 --> 00:46:45,183
Seems like you're crossing all the T's.
791
00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:46,617
Not sure how it's...
792
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,353
Well, okay, then.
793
00:46:48,455 --> 00:46:51,055
So, after I see you in the commode,
794
00:46:51,157 --> 00:46:53,658
I go see this fellow that works there,
795
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,226
and something strikes me odd.
796
00:46:55,328 --> 00:46:56,494
The name.
797
00:46:56,596 --> 00:46:59,230
See, it turns out
that one of the victims
798
00:46:59,332 --> 00:47:01,132
has the same last name
799
00:47:01,234 --> 00:47:02,567
as the fellow that owns the company
800
00:47:02,669 --> 00:47:04,268
that leased the car.
801
00:47:04,371 --> 00:47:07,004
So I looked it up, and, get this,
802
00:47:07,107 --> 00:47:09,841
they're brothers, which...
803
00:47:10,643 --> 00:47:12,009
Then I remembered that
804
00:47:12,112 --> 00:47:13,378
you were at the Parole Board
about a murder,
805
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,545
and so I looked it up.
806
00:47:14,647 --> 00:47:15,980
I mean, Eden Valley's had one death
807
00:47:16,082 --> 00:47:17,382
by foul play in 16 months.
808
00:47:17,484 --> 00:47:19,283
And the victim's name is...
809
00:47:19,386 --> 00:47:20,785
Ennis Stussy.
810
00:47:22,021 --> 00:47:23,354
(STAMMERS) With the same as...
811
00:47:23,456 --> 00:47:25,189
My suspect's parole officer.
812
00:47:25,291 --> 00:47:26,891
And his brother,
813
00:47:26,993 --> 00:47:29,627
who owns the company
that leased the Humvee,
814
00:47:29,729 --> 00:47:33,164
and who lives, get this,
815
00:47:33,266 --> 00:47:34,999
in Eden Prairie.
816
00:47:35,101 --> 00:47:36,801
(KETTLE WHISTLING)
817
00:47:39,406 --> 00:47:41,639
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
818
00:47:43,693 --> 00:47:48,693
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