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Mm-hmm. I'll tell him.
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Sheldon, you need to go
to the principal's office.
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STUDENTS: Ooh...
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You do that every time.
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Why?
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Uh-huh. Okay. I'll be right there.
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What's up?
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Principal wants to talk to me.
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Ooh...
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Grow up.
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Hello!
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Oh.
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What are you doing here?
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I got called to the principal's office.
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So did I.
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[GRUNTS]
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What, you do something wrong?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Did you?
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I hope not.
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Maybe it's good news.
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[SCOFFS] Sheldon, you ever been
called to the principal's office
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for good news?
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- Never.
- Mm.
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Gentlemen, good news.
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I had a feeling. What's up?
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We got the PSAT results
back, and Sheldon
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got a perfect score.
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- Neat.
- Thanks, Tom.
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I'll be sure to put
that up on the fridge.
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No, you don't understand.
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Sheldon's the only kid in
the school to ever do this.
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At his age, maybe in the whole country.
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It was fun. I enjoyed it.
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So what's this mean?
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It means he pitched a
perfect game, George.
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I've already gotten calls from
colleges who want to meet him.
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For, like, scholarships and stuff?
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For everything!
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They might even pay you to get him.
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[LAUGHS] My man!
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When was the last time
you washed your hands?
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Come on!
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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GEORGE SR.: Can you believe it?
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Perfect score.
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[CHUCKLES] Good job, moon pie.
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And not just that.
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Colleges are already sniffing
around to recruit him.
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What do you mean, colleges? He's ten.
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Principal Petersen said
Caltech is interested.
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Where's Caltech?
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California, Mom.
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California?!
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It has "Cal" right there in the name.
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You're not a part of this conversation.
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The "tech" is for "technology."
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Shelly, go to your room.
The adults need to talk.
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Given the events of the day,
I would argue I am an adult
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and should be treated as one.
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I probably could've
said that differently.
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You honestly think that
little boy's ready for college?
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Hey, I didn't think he
was ready for high school,
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but here we are, a year and a half in,
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- and no one got hurt.
- That is different.
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He's got you and Georgie over there,
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and he's still living at home
with his mother and his sister.
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- And me.
- Sure.
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I understand all that.
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Then why are you
pushing so hard for this?
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Because these schools
are interested now.
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It's like football recruitment.
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You got to strike while the iron's hot.
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This is nothing like football.
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Oh, yeah? What if he stops being smart
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and they don't want him anymore?
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How is that gonna happen?
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I don't know. Conks his head?
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Will you help me, please?
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Sorry, I'm not a part
of this conversation.
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At least Dad's on my side.
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Doesn't matter. Mom's gonna win.
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She always does.
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But I have to leave for
college at some point.
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If you went to college,
you know what would happen?
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I'd enjoy higher learning?
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You would die.
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You would curl up on the floor and die.
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That's not true.
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You can't even take care
of your own boo-boos.
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For your information,
every college is staffed
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with a medical professional.
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My boo-boos will be well-tended to.
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MARY: Sheldon! Come back in here!
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I guess we'll find out what happened.
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I already know what happened. Mom won.
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Well?
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Shelly, I am very proud of you
for doing so well on that test.
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But you can't go off to college.
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- Mom!
- In a few years, sure.
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But, right now, you can just keep taking
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your one college class with Dr. Sturgis.
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Why can't I go there full-time?
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Oh, baby, it's an hour away.
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We can't drive you back
and forth every day.
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I'm the one who's been driving him.
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And she loves it.
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How can he be so smart
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and so clueless at the same time?
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Dr. Sturgis lives at the school.
What if he acted as my guardian?
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That's an idea.
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A crazy one.
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But it would only be on school nights.
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- Shelly.
- What's the point of being intelligent
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if I can't take advantage
of opportunities like this?
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They're still discussing.
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Mom didn't win?
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It's touch and go.
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Crazy.
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[SIGHS] Is staying with
John really that crazy?
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[CHUCKLES]: Yes. He doesn't
know squat about kids.
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Why are you even considering this?
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Well, the Lord gave
Shelly these abilities,
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and I don't want to be
the one holding him back.
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Okay. I'll ask him.
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But I'm pretty sure I know
what answer you're gonna get.
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Sure! What the heck?
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Do you really think you could handle
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living with a ten-year-old?
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Oh, he's only biologically ten.
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In every other way, he's as old as I am.
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John, I don't think you realize
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the responsibility involved here.
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Well, why don't we have a trial run?
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Have him spend a couple days
with me and see how it goes.
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A trial run, huh?
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Like the space program.
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You don't send people up
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right away; you start by
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spinning them around in that
thing that makes them throw up.
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I don't know.
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Connie, despite appearances,
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I'm not some stereotypical
absentminded professor
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who can't take care of a houseplant.
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No, no, I wasn't saying that.
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Yeah, maybe I was.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you and
Sheldon come live with me?
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And then you can take
care of both of us.
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Trial run sounds like the way to go.
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Not ready to shack up, are you?
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- No.
- Darn it.
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The Earth is about
4.5 billion years old.
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- In the Cosmic Calendar, it's...
- Shelly,
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we need to talk to you.
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All right.
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[TV SHUTS OFF]
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Meemaw spoke to Dr. Sturgis...
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And?
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And...
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he was open to you staying.
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Yes! When can I go?
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Now, hold on. Before you
get ahead of yourself,
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this is just a trial run, for one night.
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And even if it goes well,
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you're not starting college tomorrow.
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It's just to see if this
is an option for the future.
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GEORGE SR.: You understand?
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Yes.
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[GUITAR VERSION OF TETRIS THEME PLAYING]
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ADULT SHELDON: The prospect of advancing
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to the next stage of academia
had me feeling giddy.
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And, on top of that, I
got to pack a suitcase,
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which is like playing
Tetris but with underwear.
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[BEEPING]
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[BEEPING]
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[BEEPING]
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[BEEPING CONTINUES]
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You know, Shelly, it's okay
if you're a little nervous.
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You can tell me.
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I'm not nervous.
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All right.
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When I was your age, a lot of times,
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I'd have to spend the
weekend with my grandparents,
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and that always frightened me,
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'cause they'd leave their
teeth all over the place.
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I never told anybody, but I wish I had.
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That does sound upsetting.
Good thing I'm braver than you.
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I'm just saying, it can be tough
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sleeping in a new
place without your mom.
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Dr. Sturgis will be
there. He's like a mom.
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But he's really smart.
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Welcome!
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Come in, come in!
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You like chalkboards, huh?
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- Indeed, I do.
- Huh.
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In fact, I even have
one in the bathroom.
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You never know when
inspiration will strike.
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I may be the luckiest boy in East Texas.
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I know it's Thursday,
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so dinner will be
spaghetti and hot dogs.
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And, for fun,
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I have a few episodes
of Cosmos recorded.
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Forget "maybe." I am the luckiest boy.
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Remember, it's a school
night, so his bedtime is 7:30.
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[GASPS] Mine, too!
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["SO FAR AWAY" BY CAROLE
KING PLAYING OVER RADIO]
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♪ So far away ♪
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♪ Doesn't anybody stay
in one place anymore? ♪
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- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Shut up, Carole King.
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♪ ♪
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Watching Cosmos while
we're eating dinner?
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Am I awake? Because
this feels like a dream.
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Oh, not for me. In my dreams,
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I'm usually running for my life
from a giant praying mantis.
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That's the insect
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where the female eats
the male after mating?
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It is.
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I think I understand
why you're not married.
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This little piggy's looking good.
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Hey, baby.
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- Hey.
- Need any help?
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No.
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Do you want to do mine next?
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Why?
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Well, just seems like a thing
mothers and daughters might do.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Never mind.
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Georgie, what you up to?
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CARL SAGAN: All my life,
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I've wondered about
life beyond the Earth.
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On those countless other planets
that we think circle other suns,
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is there also life?
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Might the beings of
other worlds resemble us,
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or would they be
astonishingly different?
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Do you believe there's
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intelligent life in the universe?
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I have no doubt.
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Why is that?
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The Drake Equation claims
that there are at least
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20 detectable civilizations
in our Milky Way galaxy alone.
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Interesting.
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My sister likes to
say that I'm an alien.
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I've often been called that.
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Once by the praying mantis in my dream.
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Maybe we are aliens.
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Perhaps.
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Or maybe people like you and me
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were the original inhabitants of Earth,
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and everyone else is from outer space.
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Ooh, I like that better.
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SAGAN: In the great dark between
the stars, there also are...
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After dinner, want to toast marshmallows
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on a Bunsen burner?
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Good gosh, yes.
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Good morning, everybody. Good morning.
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Angela, look, you know,
263
00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:37,809
I wanted to jot down some
household hints, you know...
264
00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:40,279
Want to go out and get some ice cream?
265
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,479
I'm watching this.
266
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,710
Well, when it's over.
267
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,049
Not really.
268
00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:48,519
Okay.
269
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,159
Want to play Monopoly?
I'll let you be the thimble.
270
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,159
And then he said, "Boy, what a mess.
271
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,049
How about cleaning this up, huh?"
272
00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,159
Well, pooh to you.
273
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,160
[LAUGHTER OVER TV]
274
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,799
Oh, yeah.
275
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,430
What about the little dog?
276
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,169
Nope.
277
00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,169
Finally, we strike the flint
278
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:12,399
while turning up the
gas of the Bunsen burner.
279
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,479
I don't say this often,
but that may have been
280
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,079
the perfect safety lecture.
281
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,549
Thank you.
282
00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:20,380
You're my guest. After you.
283
00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:24,219
This is like being around a campfire,
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only I'm not miserable.
285
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,449
Would you like me to sing a cowboy song
286
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:31,059
while we sit around
our makeshift campfire?
287
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,129
I would like that.
288
00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:36,099
♪ Oh, pity the cowboy ♪
289
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,699
♪ All bloody and red ♪
290
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,479
♪ For the bronco fell on him ♪
291
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,209
♪ And bashed in his head ♪
292
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:47,309
♪ There was blood on the saddle ♪
293
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,849
♪ And blood all around ♪
294
00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:53,119
♪ And a great big puddle of blood ♪
295
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,250
♪ On the ground. ♪
296
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,489
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE OVER TV]
297
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CONTESTANT: "N."
298
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,729
PAT SAJAK: And there are two "N"s.
299
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:03,859
CONTESTANT: All right.
300
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,460
You want to go bowl a few frames?
301
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:08,799
Don't you see me watching the Wheel?
302
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,649
You can just say "no."
303
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,170
No.
304
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,399
Have you talked to John tonight?
305
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,099
- Yeah.
- And?
306
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:22,170
He and Sheldon were watching TV
without anybody yakking at 'em.
307
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,680
I'm going home.
308
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,519
Thanks for stopping by.
309
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:36,090
Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel.
310
00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:41,950
If you like being tucked
in, I'm prepared to do it.
311
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,799
I practiced on a watermelon.
312
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,169
That's okay. I'm a self-tucker.
313
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:50,149
Very well. Now, I'll be
in my room if you need me.
314
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,409
Here's a glass of water
315
00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:52,539
if you get thirsty.
316
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,770
And there's fresh
chalk on the blackboard
317
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,910
in case of any late-night epiphanies.
318
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,819
Excellent.
319
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:02,789
Oh, and, uh... if your meemaw asks
320
00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,129
how I did tonight,
321
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,589
I hope you'll give me a positive review.
322
00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:07,859
Three stars.
323
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,059
- Out of three?
- Yes.
324
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,360
Wonderful!
325
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,439
Hi.
326
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,900
- What do you want?
- I baked you a pie.
327
00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,069
Why?
328
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,809
Well, I was thinking we haven't had
329
00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:25,789
the best history as neighbors.
330
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,809
That's 'cause we don't like each other.
331
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:31,619
Right, so I thought we could sit
down over a slice of rhubarb pie
332
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:34,059
and, you know, forgive and forget.
333
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,950
I haven't done anything
that needs forgiving.
334
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,909
Okay, well, that sounds like something
335
00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:43,669
we could sit down and
talk about over the pie.
336
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,989
BILLY [IN DISTANCE]:
Mom, I'm bleeding again!
337
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,289
You know what, Mary? I appreciate it,
338
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,669
but this isn't a great time.
339
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,769
Bobbi stabbed Billy
in the leg with a fork.
340
00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,169
Good Lord. Is he okay?
341
00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:56,739
It was a plastic fork, but
it broke the skin pretty good.
342
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,809
Oh, okay, I-I understand.
343
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:01,019
How about I take that pie
and give you a rain check?
344
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,329
Um, sure...
345
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:04,699
BILLY: I think there's
mustard in the fork holes!
346
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,979
Got to go.
347
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,320
You can keep the pan!
348
00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:16,259
[ECHOING]: Sheldon.
349
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:19,099
Why are you running?
350
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,599
I just want to kiss you.
351
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,819
[SCREAMS]
352
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,840
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
353
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,520
Dr. Sturgis?
354
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:35,339
Oh, Sheldon.
355
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,270
So nice to see you.
356
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,079
I think you tripped and hit your head.
357
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,740
I'm a bit woozy.
358
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,379
I better test for concussion.
359
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,749
What's your name?
360
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,419
John Burgess Sturgis.
361
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:48,219
- Burgess Sturgis? Great name.
- Thank you.
362
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,719
Who's the president
of the United States?
363
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,889
George Herbert Walker Bush.
364
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,659
I like Burgess Sturgis better.
365
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,559
'Cause it rhymes, sure.
366
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,110
Last question. What is the only fermion
367
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,860
that may not have an antiparticle?
368
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,780
The neutrino, of course.
369
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:04,380
I'm gonna rule out concussion.
370
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,719
To be fair, it was an easy question.
371
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,149
True. Wait here. I'm going to
go get some ice for your head
372
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,929
and I'll fix you a hot beverage.
373
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:16,799
Oh. There's a, there's an
Earl Grey tea bag in the sink.
374
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,430
I think it still has some oomph in it.
375
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,400
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]
376
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,709
Hey, what you doing?
377
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,979
Pretty much what it looks like.
378
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,879
Would you like some company?
379
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,799
Sure, I guess.
380
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,529
Of course, if you'd rather watch
TV, I could leave you alone.
381
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:38,089
Oh, no, no. No, it's a rerun.
382
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,850
But even if it weren't...
383
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,790
Ooh.
384
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:49,829
[CRYING]
385
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,789
Hey, what... what's wrong?
386
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:55,469
Nothing. Keep going. [LAUGHS]
387
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:58,409
[CRYING]
388
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:00,070
Mary?
389
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,119
George, I just miss
my little boy so much,
390
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,810
and he's never gonna come back
'cause he doesn't need his mama.
391
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,469
[CHUCKLES]: Oh, baby, of
course he'll come back.
392
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,089
No, you should've seen how happy he was.
393
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:17,820
All right, well, still
got Georgie and Missy.
394
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,190
[CRYING LOUDLY]
395
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,569
Uh, oh, dear.
396
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,239
[GRUNTING]
397
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,239
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
398
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,469
Oh, dear.
399
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,209
[TEAKETTLE WHISTLING]
400
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,440
Dr. Sturgis, your tea is on fire!
401
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:40,910
[SIREN WAILING, FIRE TRUCK HORN HONKS]
402
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,780
Boy, it's a good thing
we did this trial run.
403
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,650
No kidding. Ooh, it's chilly out.
404
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,780
Night.
405
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,779
I changed my mind.
406
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,569
I don't want to leave here ever.
407
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,939
You never have to.
408
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,310
What were you thinking,
letting me take care of a child?
409
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,940
I won't make that mistake again.
410
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,010
Do I look like Mary Poppins?
411
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,819
As smart as I am,
412
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:21,089
I tried to put out a fire
with oxygen and paper.
413
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,620
It's okay. No one got hurt.
414
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,359
I may actually have had a concussion.
415
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,659
What are your symptoms?
416
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:34,400
It feels like there's hair on my head.
417
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:37,440
[CHUCKLES]
418
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,469
[SIGHS]
419
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,779
Hey. He okay?
420
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,639
Yeah, he's fine.
421
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,409
- How you doing?
- Much better.
422
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,410
[SIGHS]
423
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,219
[CLEARS THROAT]
424
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,279
You know, I just been
sitting here thinking
425
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,189
how I drove an hour both ways
to bring the two of them back.
426
00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:59,470
Pretty damn decent of me.
427
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,160
- Come here.
- [CHUCKLES]
428
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,480
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