1 00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:21,312 - Previously on You: - Get your hands off me! 2 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,898 - I'm Ryan Goodwin. - Go. 3 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,236 - If something's wrong, tell me. - I'm buying a vineyard. 4 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:32,073 My dad is a lot worse than I thought. I went into his office. 5 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:36,244 And he has all this insane conspiracy shit, 6 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:37,954 including you and Joe. 7 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,456 We are a team. 8 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,959 The best team. 9 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,802 Marriage is a game. 10 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,431 When things are going well, 11 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,809 my wife and I are on the same side, an unshakable team. 12 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,479 ♪ Sometimes you just wanna ♪ 13 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,898 - ♪ Feel good, feel good ♪ - ♪ You know I like to ♪ 14 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,525 - ♪ Feel good, feel good ♪ - ♪ I love it when you ♪ 15 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,736 - ♪ Feel good, feel good ♪ - ♪ Hit it ♪ 16 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:11,696 - Love in the Time of Cholera? - You got it. 17 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,866 - Oh, my God! That is impossible. - Yeah! 18 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,368 - Go do it. Be better. - Okay, I got this. 19 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,705 - Right now, my game... - We are so good at this. 20 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,041 ...is being a good husband... No, no. 21 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,584 No, the best husband, 22 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:28,338 so Love doesn't get suspicious about what's really going on. 23 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:32,342 That I can't stop thinking about you, Marienne. 24 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:37,555 It's been two days since our sprinkler-soaked night. 25 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:41,309 You haven't texted, but I know better than to overplay my hand. 26 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,465 All right, so far, so good. He's gonna meet me to talk. 27 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,718 If I wasn't so in love with you, Marienne, 28 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,012 I might find this more upsetting, 29 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:03,182 but as it stands, I have to play just jealous enough. 30 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,602 You had to deploy your lace bra for that? 31 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,186 Yeah. 32 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:14,611 I know it's all a bit spooky, but... It also kind of feels like no big deal. 33 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:18,323 Is it just me or doth the lady protest kind of a lot? 34 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:21,910 The sooner we find out what Matthew could have on us, 35 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,038 if anything, the sooner we can fix it, right? 36 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,999 She might be more attracted to Theo than she's willing to admit, 37 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,751 but she's also right and distracted, 38 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:33,463 which is necessary to keep her from Spidey-sensing you. Speaking of... 39 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:37,050 Oh, the library fundraiser is coming up. 40 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:41,679 My boss asked me to stay late the next couple of nights. 41 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,473 Uh, I would have said no. 42 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,392 But I think that will make her even more irritable than usual, 43 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,228 so I hope that's okay. 44 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:52,690 Yeah. I mean, of course. Should I...? Should I put it in my calendar? 45 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,901 And have you both cross? No, no, no. 46 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:59,113 It'll be pretty boring. I wouldn't want to inflict that upon you. 47 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,451 How'd I end up with such a thoughtful husband? 48 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,161 This game is tricky. 49 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,372 Juggling you and Love won't be easy. 50 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,918 But if this is the game I have to play to get closer to you, then game on. 51 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,764 Though you haven't texted me back, Marienne, 52 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,225 I know you felt what I felt in the rain. 53 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,768 This seems elaborate. 54 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:31,980 Yeah, and Alice in Wonderland, a story dear 55 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:35,692 to friends-of-the-library chairwoman Sherry Conrad, which is fabulous... 56 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,736 You feel it right now. You're pretending you don't. 57 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,656 And don't get me started on how the friends of the library 58 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,992 only visit the library when there's a gala. 59 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,869 You're cautious about us, which is smart. 60 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,497 But it means I need to be a little bit bold. 61 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,207 I thought about you all weekend. 62 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,835 Really? 63 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:54,918 Um... 64 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:02,093 'Cause I couldn't stop thinking about those goats that faint 65 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:03,636 when they're startled. 66 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,222 You know, like, what the fuck, Darwin? 67 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,685 - I thought about you too. A lot. - I knew it. 68 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:13,604 - But it can't happen again. - And here's the speech. 69 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:17,066 Look, I gave it a lot of thought, and for so many reasons, 70 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,403 - first and foremost being you're married... - That's true. 71 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,114 But it's not that simple, I promise you. 72 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:27,617 I understand. 73 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,538 ...that if I push too hard, I risk losing you. 74 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:31,956 Mommy. 75 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,125 Hey, no running, remember? 76 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,295 Ryan surprised me by dropping her here this morning, 77 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,255 but she's having so much fun helping out. 78 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,091 - Aren't you, mon petit chou? - I didn't think it was possible, 79 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,094 but in her presence, you are even more exquisite. 80 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,554 You must be Juliette. 81 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,805 Hmm? 82 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,809 - Look what Dante found for me. - Oh. 83 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:55,730 Is that Hans Christian Andersen? Let me guess. Little Mermaid fan. 84 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:56,647 Hey, Dante. 85 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,565 Hey. 86 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:58,648 Aw. 87 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:03,905 - Why aren't you wearing your glasses? - Yeah. Someone was doing cartwheels. 88 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:08,951 Okay, we're going to have to get these fixed before your dad sees. 89 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,328 I can cover for you. 90 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:14,332 Thanks, but my car is in the shop. 91 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,541 Let me take you. 92 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,752 Does he have to come? 93 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,921 Ouch. What'd I do to her? 94 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:23,674 Sorry. Yes, that would be great. 95 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,885 Thank you. 96 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,471 Hey. I'll get back to it. 97 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,431 - Hey. - Mom still hasn't shown up 98 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,891 and she won't answer my calls. 99 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:34,435 Isn't today the meeting to finalize her divorce? 100 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,355 Yeah, three hours ago. I mean, she flaked. 101 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,315 Classic Dottie. 102 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:42,193 Any chance you could watch Henry? 103 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:43,986 Me, you and our kids, 104 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,656 it's not exactly the quality time I had in mind today, 105 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,242 but what would the perfect husband do? 106 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,244 Sure. I'll be there soon. 107 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,540 Okay. Thanks. 108 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,544 - Hi. - I'm sorry to pop by like this, 109 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,505 - but I just heard something terrible. - What? 110 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:07,135 My caterer, for the library fundraiser, got frostbite. 111 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,928 - Too much infrared sauna. - Oh, my God. 112 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:13,182 So she's out. Then I realized, you could fill in. 113 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,266 Oh. 114 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:18,521 I mean, that's really flattering, 115 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,023 but I haven't catered in a long time. 116 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,818 Don't be silly. I'm sure it's like riding a Peloton. 117 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,403 I have to develop a menu. 118 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:28,656 - I'd have to hire people. - I will handle staff and logistics. 119 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,533 You do the food, 120 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,870 collect the compliments, get exposure for your business. 121 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:35,955 Don't make me beg. 122 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:43,129 - Okay. - Mm! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 123 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,798 Mm... 124 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,051 - What? - You have a glow about you 125 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,012 and I noticed it on game night too. 126 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,138 Yeah, I mean... 127 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:54,932 I took your advice. 128 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,727 - About choosing your soul mate. - Mm. 129 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,730 Joe has been so attentive lately. 130 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,858 I love that. And the sex life? 131 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,860 Back on track, I assume? 132 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,822 No. I don't mean to pry. 133 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,949 No, Joe's just been really busy with work. 134 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,368 No judgment. Have you seen the studies 135 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,538 on how quickly our sex parts get bored of each other? 136 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:22,043 But, you know, it doesn't have to be an issue. 137 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,129 You are so hot, Love. 138 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,840 - Just hack your sex life. - Like... 139 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,759 with supplements? 140 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,472 A lot of ways to increase Joe's libido. 141 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:38,518 Tap into his fantasies, really make him feel like a man. 142 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,730 It's what I've done with Cary, and my vagina has never been happier. 143 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,566 Look, I'll send you a post I wrote about it. 144 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,528 Along with an RSVP list of the guests 145 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,238 - with food allergies. - Okay. 146 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,822 Thanks again. 147 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:54,575 Whoo! 148 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,920 - Oh, my God. - Sorry. Sorry. I know, I'm early. 149 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,422 - Yeah. Thank you for meeting me. - Yeah. 150 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:12,593 Oh, that's... That's not why I asked you here. 151 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,677 Okay. 152 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,597 Um... 153 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:22,061 Sorry, I feel like there's mixed signals, 'cause, like, first, we have sex. 154 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,647 - Can you...? - It's all right. And then you know... 155 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,150 You say that it can't happen again, 156 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:32,697 and then you're, like, stripping at your window, 157 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,074 asking me to meet in secret. 158 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,367 Yeah, you're right. 159 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,496 You're right. I'm a mess. 160 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,375 I guess this is what happens when your parents get divorced 161 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,961 and you see how easily your own marriage can fall apart. 162 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,880 - Are you and Joe...? - Oh, no, no, no. 163 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,674 - I shouldn't have said anything. - Hey. 164 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,593 You're not alone. 165 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,845 Honestly, like, 166 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,097 we're friends. 167 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:02,476 I'm your friend, if you need anything. 168 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,813 Okay. 169 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,774 I mean... 170 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,405 - if you really wanna help... - Mm-hm? 171 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:17,283 Could you find out what your dad has on me and Joe? 172 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:21,203 What...? What do you mean? What does he have? 173 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,247 - I don't know. That's the thing. - Okay. 174 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,750 Then... Then why? 175 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,877 I... I mean... 176 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,214 We've talked about this. My family's in the public eye. 177 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,343 My parents are chopping off each other's heads in this divorce. 178 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:39,013 - It shouldn't make my family interesting... - If it's not like a literal crime, 179 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:43,309 - he's not gonna show anyone. - But this is a major trigger for me. 180 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:46,812 I can't help but worry when people have information on my family. 181 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,027 - I know it's not rational... - It doesn't have to be. 182 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,570 I get it. I do. 183 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,408 People are fucking vampires. 184 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,869 You know, that can scar you for sure. 185 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,037 - Yeah. - Yeah. 186 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:05,789 Yeah. 187 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,041 You get it. 188 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,592 Yeah, okay. Yeah, well, you know, I'll sneak into his office. 189 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,928 See what I can find. 190 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,391 Thank you. 191 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,274 What's your favorite fairy tale? 192 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,235 - Jack and the Beanstalk. - No. 193 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:37,530 Yes. Hell, yes. Jack was a little badass. 194 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:41,700 I wanted to be him. Screw princesses. I know I wanted to... 195 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:51,710 How do I make you see I could be your happily ever after? 196 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:58,592 Hey, can I say something? And you don't have to say anything back. 197 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,764 It's been a long time since I have felt this happy. 198 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,809 This feels so easy. So I just wanna say thank you. 199 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,312 Can we go back to the library? 200 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:15,818 Baby, your glasses aren't ready yet. 201 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,863 You wanna play a game? We can play "I Spy." 202 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:19,946 Okay. 203 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,367 Uh, I spy with my little eye... 204 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,080 something that begins with the letter M. 205 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,416 - It's Mommy. - Yeah. 206 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,377 Good job, baby. 207 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:39,383 You're thinking what I am. Is this the family we were destined for? 208 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,056 What's wrong? 209 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,351 Um, it's... It's Ryan. 210 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,687 He's giving me a heads-up 211 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:55,399 that Channel Three is making a sizable donation to the library 212 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,652 and he will be at the fundraiser to present the check. 213 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,322 You don't think it's a coincidence? 214 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,450 No, I mean, he's furious that I'm reopening custody. 215 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,160 It's a power move. 216 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,746 He wants to show me he can hurt me, even at my job. 217 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,500 Do you think he's watching us? 218 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,085 He feels ownership over me, okay? 219 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,505 Sick as it is. And you stood up to him. 220 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,049 So he's never gonna let that slide. 221 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,552 So this, you and me, we can't. 222 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,598 If Ryan finds out that I was with a married man, however innocently, 223 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,060 he'll use it and I'll never get custody. 224 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,562 You're right. Ryan is a problem, 225 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,731 but there are always problems in love stories. 226 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,526 I'll find a way to solve this one, for you. 227 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,699 One time, I needed a fix so badly 228 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:49,662 that I broke my molar with a pair of pliers, 229 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,164 knowing that they'd give me Oxy for it. 230 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,544 That's where this disease took me. 231 00:13:56,627 --> 00:14:00,881 I couldn't wake up without Adderall. I couldn't go to sleep without Oxy. 232 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,216 Interesting. 233 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,886 Let me tell you what I've learned about your ex, Ryan Goodwin. 234 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,181 He's not a morning person. 235 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,474 He wears tighty-whities. 236 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,561 He's obsessed with protein shakes and his workout regimen. 237 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,731 It's like he's training for the asshole Olympics. 238 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,733 His mom, Harriet Goodwin, 239 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,572 who's also his private chef, maid and nanny, by the looks of it. 240 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,824 It's not okay, Marienne. 241 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,576 He's gaslit his way to full custody, 242 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,579 when he doesn't even give your daughter the time of day. 243 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,124 He leaves Juliette to his mom 244 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,460 while he works out with Wes, his "best friend." 245 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,505 Wes makes Ryan feel superior. So that tracks. 246 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:46,635 Ryan is technically sober. But he's an emotional powder keg. 247 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,096 He's transferred his addiction to drugs and alcohol 248 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,515 to an addiction to his body and status. 249 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,934 Ryan's sobriety is hanging by a thread. 250 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,187 You put a pebble into the machine and wait for it to fail. 251 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,237 Fuck. How many shakes does one man need? 252 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,958 Grandma's home. 253 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,210 Where have you...? 254 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,506 - Hey, you okay? - Oh, I'm fine. 255 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:29,428 Especially after how royally your father fucked me in the arbitration, 256 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,640 considering that I'm sober as a saint. 257 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,686 One would expect the prenup to fuck me out of Anavrin, 258 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,105 despite the fact that I created it. 259 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,108 It's the part where he found a way to get around my lawyer 260 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:47,780 and take my second-act vineyard, my second act, for spite. 261 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,281 I'm sorry. 262 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,700 Sorry doesn't even cover it, Love. 263 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,037 I did everything I was supposed to do. 264 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,416 This is what happens when you marry the wrong man. 265 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,213 - Do you disagree? - About Dad? 266 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:08,008 No, he treated you horribly. That's why I don't speak to him anymore. 267 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,595 Then why are you being so quiet? 268 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,972 I feel... 269 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,101 sad. 270 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,437 I know it's the right thing. I'm glad that it's over. 271 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:25,401 But it feels like a... Like a kind of loss. 272 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,570 You're right and it's sad. 273 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,366 I'm sorry to disappoint you. 274 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,076 That's not what I'm saying. 275 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,745 No, I should have known the marriage was over two years in 276 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,039 when your father stopped wanting to do anal. 277 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833 I don't need the details. 278 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,252 Don't be such a prude. I'm doing you a service. 279 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,045 You need to know what to look out for 280 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,090 - in your own marriage. - My marriage is nothing like yours. 281 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,426 So you're not sleeping with the neighbor's son? 282 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,094 I'm not discussing this with you. 283 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,263 Mom! 284 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,098 It's enough. 285 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,689 Where are you going? 286 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,107 Shit. 287 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,942 I am calling a Lyft. 288 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,447 Excuse me for hoping my daughter would lend a sympathetic ear. 289 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,684 Knock, knock. 290 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:46,106 Mm. Leez. Hi. Come on in. Please. How long has it been? 291 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,359 - Gosh, couple years, right? - Yeah, couple of years. That's right. 292 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,489 Thanks, Theo. I'm hearing great things about your work on the corporate side. 293 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,742 The team loves you. You've come a long way from the cocky, young coder 294 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,204 - who hacked my e-mail. - My asshole days are far behind me. 295 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:05,459 Here's the thing. Not too far, I hope. I need your help with something. Please. 296 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,306 This looks... 297 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,684 like a lot of security camera footage. 298 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,605 Yes. It is. It's every perimeter camera and doorbell cam in Madre Linda. 299 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,358 Live feeds and cloud archives, there's all of it. 300 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,777 Not gonna ask how you got it, 301 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,822 but what do you need me for if you already have access to these? 302 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,281 I need you to help me sort it. 303 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,784 I'm drowning in footage from a million cameras. 304 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,246 I need the ability to look at particular people on particular dates. 305 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,207 - You want my facial-recognition algorithm. - I do. 306 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,669 I had a scary meeting with the FBI after that one. 307 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,587 No, no, no. They'll never know. 308 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,006 What you want will take a long time. 309 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,093 Oh, I don't think it will, not if you're involved. 310 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,887 And I'm prepared to dramatically overpay. 311 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,056 Plus, you'd be doing a service to the world. 312 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,391 How so? 313 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,767 Finding a murderer. 314 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,530 So you're Cary's friend? 315 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,241 Yeah, I'm sorry, how old are you? 316 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,744 I don't need to define myself by something so arbitrary as a number. 317 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,997 Okay. 318 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,999 Don't worry, this isn't a sting. 319 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,170 So, FYI, I do this as a service, someone's gonna deal, 320 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,380 so I serve as a means of medicating the public, 321 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,091 protecting communities likely to be profiled by the police. 322 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,135 I donate all my proceeds to NAMI. 323 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,221 The National Alliance on Mental Illness. 324 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,850 I'm beginning to think this generation may just save us all. 325 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,478 That'll be $1,237.37. 326 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,024 I only take Bitcoin. 327 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,485 The lengths I will go to for you, Marienne... 328 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,534 including sneaking in while Ryan's at work and Juliette and Grandma are at ballet. 329 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,922 I hope Ryan enjoys his new shake recipe. 330 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,049 Adderall in the morning and Oxycontin at night 331 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,593 to reintroduce small amounts into his system. 332 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,138 All in an effort to fire his neurotransmitters 333 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,892 that are predisposed towards addiction, thus inciting the phenomenon of craving. 334 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,395 If the combo of cravings and emotional dysregulation 335 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,939 don't trigger a relapse, 336 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,651 then disrupting his morning routine will. 337 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,737 He'll be off the beam by your next custody hearing. 338 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,660 And we can thank my son's toys for that never-ending supply of drained batteries. 339 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,123 I should go but not before I unearth more about my nemesis. 340 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:56,546 Does this man own a book not written by Tim Ferriss or Tony Robbins? 341 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,507 What's this? 342 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,187 It hurts me to leave these here. 343 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,608 He doesn't deserve any part of you, but it's temporary, Marienne. 344 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,360 I'm gonna fix it for you. 345 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,444 Fix him. 346 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:26,576 ♪ Freak like me ♪ 347 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:31,790 ♪ You want a good girl That does bad things... ♪ 348 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,961 What happened to my wife? Am I in trouble? 349 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,046 You look nice. 350 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,423 How was your day? 351 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,300 She smells like The Body Shop. 352 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,759 - It was good. - Yeah? 353 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,470 Yeah. What's going on? Planning to cook for an army? 354 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,847 Um... 355 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,640 Sort of? 356 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,685 The caterer for the library fundraiser dropped out. 357 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:55,897 So Sherry asked me if I would pitch in. 358 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,107 That's amazing. 359 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,234 You and my wife in the same place. 360 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,111 I've got six people at the bakery 361 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,406 setting up this insane stove situation. I'm gonna be up all night. 362 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,200 I know your boss is picky, so I hope I'll make her happy. 363 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,785 I'm sure you will. 364 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:22,007 I just wanted to make sure that I made you a nice dinner first. 365 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,507 Okay. 366 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,219 Something is up with her. 367 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,306 Did she kill someone else and she's trying to distract me? 368 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,640 I have a little less time. 369 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,728 - Okay. - A little you time, actually. 370 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,738 Oh, no. 371 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,496 This isn't happening. 372 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,377 Shit! I have nothing left. 373 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,049 After you. 374 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,844 - Just maybe not right this second. - Oh. 375 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,138 - Just maybe not... - God. I'm sorry. 376 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,558 - I don't know what I was thinking. - I've had a long day. 377 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,352 - It was a good idea. - Yeah, of course. 378 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,688 I don't know why I'm trying to blow you the second you walk in the door, 379 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:19,772 that's silly. 380 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,150 I did not anticipate this. 381 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:27,155 Love is unpredictable. I'm gonna have to fix this. 382 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,371 ♪ Super duper We're the party troopers ♪ 383 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,957 ♪ We don't need no bad advice... ♪ 384 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,292 Thank you, shitty batteries. 385 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,419 Fuck. 386 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,130 Thank you, Taschen. 387 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,341 Turns out, playing Amélie is kind of fun. 388 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:48,844 Well, you gotta be shitting me. 389 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,473 Considering you just ingested a megadose of stimulants, 390 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,433 the dragon is unleashed. 391 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,395 No, no, no. 392 00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,604 Fuck! 393 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,148 Fuck! 394 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,570 Are you okay? I'm sorry. I was coming by to update you, 395 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,531 and then I heard screaming, so I entered. 396 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,367 I just burned a bunch of fucking almonds. 397 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:16,079 I've got, like, 500 other things I need to do right now. So... 398 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,247 Okay. 399 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:21,668 So then it's not a good time to tell you that I couldn't figure out 400 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,628 what my dad has on you and Joe. 401 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:24,629 Yet, yet. 402 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,547 It's fine. 403 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,464 I will. 404 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,717 Also, while I'm being honest, 405 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,678 it's really hard to stand here and have a conversation with you, 406 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,265 as though I'm not totally distracted by how much I want you. 407 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,060 Okay. 408 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:45,108 All right, let's forget that I said anything. 409 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280 Oh. 410 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,367 Fuck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just... 411 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,788 Was it the dad thing or the hitting on you? 412 00:24:58,872 --> 00:24:59,872 I don't... 413 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,045 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. 414 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,128 Hey. 415 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,298 No, I used to have my shit together. 416 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,050 Hey. Hey, stop it. 417 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:12,260 Don't be stupid, okay? 418 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,976 Are you sure? Oh, okay. 419 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,439 Oh, fuck. 420 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:31,446 He called his shithead buddy to help with the tire. 421 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,156 Hopefully he won't be too helpful. 422 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,617 Brutal, man. Brutal. 423 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,036 Yeah. 424 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:42,499 And just like that, Ryan Goodwin takes one small step off the wagon... 425 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:46,795 Today's already so fucked. I'm calling in sick so we can get blasted. 426 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:50,507 - ...and one giant leap toward rock bottom. - Let's do it. 427 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,717 You're welcome, Marienne. 428 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,408 You like it? 429 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:18,702 No. 430 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,538 I love it. It's been sold out everywhere. 431 00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:25,333 It was my feeble attempt at an apology for last night's misfire. 432 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,046 I know that I've been off 'cause of work. I've been distracted and I'm sorry. 433 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:33,508 - I should be saying I'm sorry. - Wait. There's more. Just open it. 434 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:41,683 Oh, my... Where the fuck did you get Donut Pal? 435 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:45,020 It's the magic of my love for you. No, they opened in Berkeley. 436 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,939 So I paid a kid to stand in line and courier them over here. 437 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,734 The look on your face when you bite into one of those... 438 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,570 Doughnuts aren't objectively sexy, 439 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,323 but you make them the hottest thing on Earth. 440 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,289 Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 441 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,372 I... 442 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,713 I thought you didn't find me attractive anymore. 443 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:15,342 Fuck. I've been so single-minded in my pursuit of you. 444 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,930 Tonight my focus will be on Love. 445 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,850 It has to be, because if Love is not happy, 446 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,602 we will never get the chance to be. 447 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,895 You know, I... 448 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,317 My mom was just in my head. Their marriage was so toxic. 449 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,653 Yeah. No, I guess, it's understandable. 450 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,072 But we are not them. 451 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,784 Yeah. Yeah. 452 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,624 Oh, this is her. 453 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,085 Um, I should get this. 454 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,753 - You should go get changed. - Yeah. 455 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,212 Okay. 456 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,302 - Hey, hey, Mom. - I know I'm late. 457 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:03,932 I just took a little siesta and forgot to set an alarm. I'll be there soon. 458 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,184 What are you talking about? 459 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:09,062 Don't you need me to watch Forty while you're at the fundraiser? 460 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:12,190 Oh. No, we got a sitter. You just take care of you. 461 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:15,735 So now I'm not good enough to watch Forty? Is that it? 462 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,445 - Have you been drinking? - What? 463 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,198 - I need to see Forty. - You're drunk. 464 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:21,658 I am not. 465 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,202 You're just mad at me for bringing up the neighbor boy. 466 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,871 - Okay. I have to go. - You're keeping my baby from me. 467 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,998 - Don't drive. - Please let me see Forty. 468 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:32,627 - I can't deal with you right now. - He's all I have left. 469 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,797 Little bitch! 470 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,134 Little bitch. 471 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,227 Sweetie, can you help me set this table up? 472 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,562 No mat. 473 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,814 When the guests arrive, it'll be packed in here. 474 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,525 That'll keep you and Love apart, right? Shit. 475 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:58,486 Love is not stupid. This could be bad. Why did I agree to this? 476 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,572 Okay. Okay, I need a plan. 477 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,366 I need to keep Love as preoccupied as possible. 478 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,284 Great. Bye. 479 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,245 Gotta hand it to you, Marienne, you have outdone yourself. 480 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,875 You think I should just check in on them? 481 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,461 I'm just being neurotic, actually. 482 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,130 Always. But is it too much to hope she stays back there 483 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,257 - and you two never meet? - Whatever you think. 484 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,554 There you are. 485 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:25,889 Undeniably you. 486 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:31,144 Original, haunting, real, never mind Alice and the Queen. 487 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,813 You're the red rose herself. 488 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,733 Yeah, I'm just being neurotic. Thank you so much. 489 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,284 I was looking for you. 490 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,786 - Big problem. - Yeah. 491 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,872 I forgot to note everyone's food intolerances on the seating chart. 492 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,624 - Can you...? - Yeah, of course. 493 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,708 Okay. Um... 494 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:55,502 You, come! 495 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,212 - We can do this fast. - Okay. 496 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,176 And just like that, our fairy tale turns dark. 497 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,303 I should make a disaster in the kitchen truck, 498 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:09,432 turn up the oven, scorch the quail, but it's too late. 499 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,314 It's like I'm watching my own execution. 500 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,482 My man! 501 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:22,904 - Things work out with Taschen? - It was great. Yeah. Thank you. 502 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,240 Better than great, actually, no sign of Ryan means 503 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,034 he's probably in hour eight of a drug binge with his buddy. 504 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:30,954 Baby, baby. 505 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:39,003 I'm sorry, you must be Love. I'm Marienne. 506 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:40,755 Joe's told me so much about you. 507 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,382 - You're Joe's boss? - Mm-hm. 508 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,677 - It's so great to meet you. - You as well. 509 00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:50,682 He's probably told you how much of a taskmaster I am. 510 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,308 No, I wouldn't say that. 511 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,853 It's true. I do have exacting standards, 512 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,022 which is probably a euphemism for being a bossy pain in the ass. 513 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,691 No, no, he really... 514 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,360 He really loves working here. 515 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,154 Good. 516 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:07,031 Even if there's late shifts. 517 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,159 Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's a gem. 518 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:14,372 He never complains when I ask him to stay and lock up and... 519 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,164 I'm, um... 520 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,626 I'm seeing someone. 521 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,754 We're in that "hang out as much as possible" phase, 522 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,923 so Joe's been picking up my slack. 523 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,551 - Really? - Yeah. 524 00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:30,013 That's so sweet. Yeah, no, he doesn't seem to mind at all. 525 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,223 Oh, that's very good to know. 526 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,769 Whatever you're saying seems to be working for now. 527 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:42,567 Hey, hey, heads up. Fifty grand coming through. 528 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,404 What the fuck? He should be out of his mind. 529 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,323 How is he even standing right now? 530 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:49,866 Here we go. 531 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,993 - Not a fan? - He's my ex. 532 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:56,664 Hello. You both look lovely. What should I do with this? 533 00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:59,751 Don't want it out before the big unveiling. 534 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,294 Let me show you. 535 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,129 Excuse us. 536 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,343 Hey, Dante. 537 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,264 That guy is the fucking worst. 538 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,350 Oh, Dante, one cannot even begin to fathom. 539 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:19,145 He seems smug, I suppose. But recovery can't be easy. 540 00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:21,773 Recovery? That prick's never been sober. 541 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:27,320 His AA stuff is all for show. There's drugs in his protein shake. 542 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,113 - Like, today? - Always. 543 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:33,493 I took a sip on accident once. I got so tweaked, I couldn't sleep. 544 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:37,121 And then I realized, he pounds that stuff all day. Every day. 545 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,790 I have been played. 546 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,751 I couldn't dose Ryan 547 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,962 because he's been dosing himself the whole time 548 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,798 and his tolerance is through the roof. How did I miss this? 549 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:49,342 Dante! How's it hanging, buddy? 550 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:52,679 So much better now that you're here. Will you excuse me? 551 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,600 Joe Goldberg, right? I'm Ryan Goodwin. 552 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:01,354 We met the other night when I wasn't being my best self. 553 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,856 That's right. It's good to re-meet you. 554 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,775 You fucking cockroach. 555 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,694 Oh! Fuck! 556 00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:10,738 That's meat. Where are you from? 557 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,198 - New York. - The city? 558 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:13,783 Brooklyn. 559 00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,035 - How's the wine? - It's okay, I guess. 560 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,414 You know, it's interesting. 561 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,167 I've seen you, lurking in the back of meetings, 562 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,752 pretending like you're invisible. 563 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,796 But given the way you're nursing that drink, 564 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,799 you don't strike me as someone who has a drinking problem. 565 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,801 Fuck, how much of me did he see? 566 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,094 You gotta try this. 567 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:37,015 It is, like, Iberian or some shit. Yeah, give it a taste. Come on. 568 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:38,850 Come on, taste. 569 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,146 What is this? A sociopath's power play? 570 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:52,238 I don't know what you're up to, but I bet my dick, it's about Marienne. 571 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,907 Stay away from her. 572 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,079 Enjoy the party. 573 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,293 I lost this round, but this isn't over. 574 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,211 Not when you are at stake. 575 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:17,096 This looks amazing. Unh! 576 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,683 I am so good. 577 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,978 Unh. I knew you'd do me right. 578 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,062 Thanks. 579 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:30,651 I can't wait any longer. This is torture. 580 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,237 Do you and Joe wanna play with me and Cary? 581 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,114 What? 582 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,950 Didn't you read the post I sent you? 583 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,995 Yeah, that really spun me out, Sherry. 584 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,040 The biological importance of making your man feel like a man? 585 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,249 I... 586 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:49,212 I just don't think I'm one of these hot wives. 587 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,295 Oh. 588 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,634 You should've kept reading. 589 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:56,843 Okay... 590 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:01,599 Hot Wife is a term... 591 00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:02,809 Right. 592 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:07,271 ...for women in open marriages. 593 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:12,193 Like me. Cary and I are polyamorous. 594 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:16,614 Love, please, tell me you got the part where I sent you a post I wrote. 595 00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:20,409 As in, that's my secret sex blog. 596 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:24,288 Oh, I do not think that I picked up on that. 597 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,959 Well, now you know. 598 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:33,047 And the more time we spend with you and Joe, 599 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:38,344 well, we can't stop thinking about the two of you. 600 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:46,144 We would love... 601 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:55,236 to take our relationship to a new level. 602 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,078 Would you be game? 603 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,461 Oh. 604 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,964 Sorry, it's my babysitter. 605 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,508 What the fuck? 606 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:27,894 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 607 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,739 Let's hang up on your mother. 608 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,616 We don't need to speak to her. 609 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,285 Thank you. 610 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,955 Stephanie, what a pretty name. 611 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,251 Oh, don't worry, he's not a baby. 612 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,797 No, no, he's the reincarnation of my son, Forty, 613 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,674 and he loves a good taco. 614 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,343 Don't you, baby? Yes. 615 00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:04,013 My daughter's trying to keep him from me. She's selfish like her father. 616 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,182 I think we're missing a couple of "gordatas." 617 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,266 Uh... 618 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,394 - They're coming right out. - Bless you, Persephone. 619 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,273 - You're a good person, aren't you? - I guess. 620 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:19,153 I just want Love to understand where I'm coming from, 621 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,489 but she refuses to listen. 622 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,283 No one will listen. 623 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:27,869 Except you. 624 00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:31,207 I'm getting my gordatas. 625 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:32,917 Chrissake. 626 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,919 No, I need my power back. 627 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,839 I need justice. I need karmic retribution. 628 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:44,553 - Do you want hot sauce? - I want all the hot sauce and a lighter. 629 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,430 Excuse me? 630 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:48,307 I'll give you... 631 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,727 300 dollars for a lighter. 632 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,491 Thank you for listening. 633 00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:10,079 Let's go. 634 00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:25,511 Oh, yeah. 635 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:29,056 The bastard wanted the vineyard. 636 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,479 Oh, oh! 637 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,441 Hey, hey, hey. You're okay. 638 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,947 Note to self, if you take a baby on a drunk joyride 639 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:48,117 to go burn down a vineyard, make sure you're a rich, white lady 640 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,786 whose lawyer can get you in a fancy rehab instead of jail. 641 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:54,165 - Thank you for... - What the fuck were you thinking? 642 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:57,209 Just put him to bed, okay? I've got this. 643 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,435 You can sleep here tonight. 644 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:17,146 Tomorrow, Joe will drive you to rehab. 645 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,273 You'll never see me. 646 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:23,194 And you will never see Henry ever again. 647 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,864 - You don't mean that. - I do. With every fiber of my being. 648 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,659 Love, please. I made a mistake. But I've been punished... 649 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,495 You could have killed him! 650 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,582 You had your family... 651 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,251 and look what you did. 652 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:43,672 You let your husband destroy your self-worth. 653 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:48,469 You neglected your children. You didn't protect Forty. I did that. 654 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:49,762 Oh, that's rich. 655 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,598 You liked him broken 656 00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:54,850 - 'cause it gave you purpose. - Maybe. 657 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,064 But I have a new purpose now and that's protecting my family. 658 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:04,276 - From you. - How can you say that? I'm your mother. 659 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,407 Having no mother would be better. 660 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:19,500 You think you're so much better than me? You're just me 20 years ago. 661 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,295 One day, you will lose everything too. 662 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,006 And then you'll see how cruel you really are. 663 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,642 Oh. Hey. 664 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:39,520 Did you get it done? Whatever it is. 665 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,605 Yep, just finished up. 666 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,442 So, what were you doing? 667 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:48,154 He totally passed out. Think he really needs some rest. 668 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:58,664 Look, it's none of my business, but your dad is not okay. 669 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,917 He needs help. 670 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,420 I'll let myself out. 671 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:09,735 I should be in bed with you, tracing and drawing on your arm. 672 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:14,949 Instead, I'm driving an Uber shuttling Medusa-in-law to rehab. 673 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,577 Bet you're happy you won't have to see me anymore. 674 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:23,415 I always thought we had a good relationship. 675 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,464 I have something to tell you, Joe. 676 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,053 I see how hard you're trying to make your marriage work, just like me. 677 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,931 I did everything to keep my family together, 678 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:42,101 including lying to myself about who my husband was... 679 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,144 and who my daughter is. 680 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:47,398 Is this where Dottie tries to poison me against Love? 681 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:49,233 Her final act of revenge? 682 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:51,777 How much do you know about Love's first husband, James? 683 00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:54,028 Um... 684 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:58,284 I know they were in love. Married young. 685 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,328 He got cancer and then he died. 686 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,289 Not quite. 687 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,835 When James became ill, he and Love were already having problems. 688 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,337 After he went into remission, 689 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,797 he asked for a divorce. 690 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,342 And the next thing you know, he was dead. 691 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,344 Surely, she's not suggesting... 692 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,764 I have no proof, of course. Just a mother's intuition. 693 00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,392 You probably think I'm crazy. 694 00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:28,355 I might, if I hadn't seen what Love is capable of, many times. 695 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,940 This must be hard. 696 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:31,775 You're loyal. 697 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,111 That's what makes you a good husband. 698 00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:39,408 But Love has no loyalty for anyone but herself. 699 00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:44,788 If anything were to happen to you, I'd never forgive myself. 700 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,589 Like a young Gregory Peck. 701 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:58,052 Could Love have killed her first husband? 702 00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:03,349 I've been so worried about her hurting you that I failed to remember: 703 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,309 I am also fair game. 704 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:21,533 But we should be together, Marienne. I will find a way. 705 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:25,663 It's risky, but love requires a hint of madness. 706 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,457 We're all mad here, right, red rose? 707 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,917 - Hey. - Hey. 708 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,877 - Is everything okay? - No. 709 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,804 Juliette told Ryan that we spent the day together. 710 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:43,806 He's threatening to use it against me. 711 00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,517 What? We're just colleagues. 712 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,061 We're not. And you know that. 713 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:50,938 And besides, it doesn't matter 714 00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:53,941 because Ryan will make it look as bad as possible. 715 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,777 Fucking Ryan. I'll destroy him. 716 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,612 - We can fix this. - We? 717 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:02,157 What are you talking about? You're married. 718 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:05,869 Your marriage doesn't seem strained. Your wife is lovely. 719 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,623 Lovely, yes. With a mild habit of murdering women I care about. 720 00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:12,000 I hated having to lie to her. 721 00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:16,171 I slid into old patterns and I feel disgusted. 722 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,255 I... 723 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,883 It's not good for my recovery. 724 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,929 I'm at a point where I'm supposed to live with integrity. I can't be a home-wrecker. 725 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,056 Of course not. 726 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:29,226 But there has to be another way. 727 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,352 There isn't. 728 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,438 Hey. 729 00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,859 I care about you. I do. 730 00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,779 And, yeah, there's chemistry. 731 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:41,697 But... 732 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,991 But, no, I have to think of Juliette. 733 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,619 And I promised myself, my next relationship would be... 734 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,706 Would be aboveboard and honest. 735 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,167 I'm sorry. 736 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,798 Aboveboard and honest. 737 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:01,842 How do I give that to you? 738 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:11,768 You good? 739 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,189 Yeah, yeah, I'm just... I'm tired. 740 00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:18,650 Can I get your opinion on something? 741 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,734 Yeah, of course. 742 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,365 - What do you think about this? - What is this? 743 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:29,244 Sherry sent it. It's from her secret sex blog. 744 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,581 - Sherry and Cary are in an open marriage. - Hmm. 745 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:37,377 And... they wanna sleep with us. 746 00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:44,426 Yeah, I thought it was a joke too. 747 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,179 So...? So why are you showing me this? 748 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,809 As a joke, obviously. 749 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:53,893 Oh. 750 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,148 You don't really look at me the same. 751 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,484 You don't seem interested in having sex with me. 752 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:02,945 That's not true. People go through rough patches. 753 00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:04,613 I don't wanna become... 754 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,115 like my parents. 755 00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:11,370 They couldn't stay in love. 756 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,498 Maybe we need to shake things up. 757 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,585 It sounds crazy, but I read that article. 758 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,795 Opening our marriage. 759 00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:21,880 This loophole cannot be falling into my lap. 760 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:24,341 I don't even know how I feel about it. 761 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:28,220 Sherry just said it was the greatest hack, 762 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:31,014 and I guess... 763 00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:34,851 Sherry and Cary would be a safe first try. 764 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,937 I'd rather take a chain saw to my thigh, 765 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,438 but hopefully, that's negotiable. 766 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,440 Sorry, I'm just being stupid. 767 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,235 Love, Love, stop, stop, stop backpedaling. 768 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,822 You can come to me with anything. 769 00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:49,575 That's what this marriage is, right? 770 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:54,121 No idea is too crazy? We talk things through, right? 771 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,583 And we make decisions together. 772 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:03,171 I love you. 773 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,971 And I love you.