1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,261 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... (phone chimes) 2 00:00:03,262 --> 00:00:05,029 Don't worry, I'll answer for you. 3 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:07,006 CHLOE: He ended it with me tonight 4 00:00:07,214 --> 00:00:08,447 with a text. 5 00:00:08,482 --> 00:00:09,848 Who do you want me to kill? 6 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,216 Lucifer Morningstar. 7 00:00:11,252 --> 00:00:12,418 Bye-bye, Devil. 8 00:00:12,453 --> 00:00:14,153 This is my Pentecostal coin. 9 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,921 Subway token for the damned. 10 00:00:15,956 --> 00:00:18,490 It's all yours if you don't shoot me. 11 00:00:18,526 --> 00:00:20,125 Leave the bottle. 12 00:00:21,095 --> 00:00:22,494 I had sex with your brother. 13 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:25,197 That puts you in my good graces how? 14 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:27,399 Well, I was his inside woman, 15 00:00:27,435 --> 00:00:29,201 and now I'm yours. 16 00:00:29,236 --> 00:00:30,185 (gunshots) 17 00:00:30,209 --> 00:00:31,404 LUCIFER: Why is it that sometimes 18 00:00:31,405 --> 00:00:33,472 I'm immortal... 19 00:00:33,507 --> 00:00:35,607 and other times I'm all too human? 20 00:00:36,744 --> 00:00:40,079 It appears that you make me vulnerable. 21 00:00:41,382 --> 00:00:43,482 (men chanting) 22 00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:51,756 (crying) 23 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,026 MAN: Colligitur 24 00:00:55,062 --> 00:00:58,163 hoc sacrificare 25 00:00:58,198 --> 00:01:00,165 adulescentulam virginem 26 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,969 magna atque magnifica. 27 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:07,706 Lucifer! 28 00:01:07,741 --> 00:01:09,441 (screaming) 29 00:01:17,529 --> 00:01:20,529 (Call Me Devil by Friends in Tokyo plays) 30 00:01:20,554 --> 00:01:23,188 ♪ I ain't no angel ♪ 31 00:01:27,694 --> 00:01:31,596 ♪ Don't got no halo ♪ 32 00:01:37,304 --> 00:01:40,438 ♪ I cut off my wings ♪ 33 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:44,042 ♪ Made my mama scream ♪ 34 00:01:44,077 --> 00:01:45,777 ♪ Whoa ♪ 35 00:01:45,812 --> 00:01:48,079 ♪ I'm your darkest dream... ♪ 36 00:01:48,115 --> 00:01:49,814 That... 37 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:52,484 was hot. 38 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:54,586 ♪ They call me Devil ♪ 39 00:01:54,621 --> 00:01:58,957 ♪ My heart is empty ♪ 40 00:01:58,992 --> 00:02:00,358 ♪ They call me Devil... ♪ 41 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:02,060 Let's make it even hotter 42 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:03,995 for the real Lucifer. 43 00:02:04,031 --> 00:02:06,431 "Real Lucifer"? 44 00:02:06,466 --> 00:02:07,832 Trust me. 45 00:02:07,868 --> 00:02:09,901 ♪ I'll steal your soul ♪ 46 00:02:09,936 --> 00:02:12,604 ♪ I'll eat you whole ♪ 47 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:16,841 ♪ Ain't no other way, they call me Devil ♪ 48 00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:18,443 ♪ And you should be afraid... ♪ 49 00:02:18,478 --> 00:02:21,713 (metallic clang) (gasps) 50 00:02:21,748 --> 00:02:23,882 Baby? 51 00:02:24,785 --> 00:02:26,818 Come on, this isn't funny! 52 00:02:26,853 --> 00:02:30,155 (grunts) 53 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,589 (screams) 54 00:02:36,296 --> 00:02:38,830 (grunts) 55 00:02:38,865 --> 00:02:40,432 Well? 56 00:02:42,235 --> 00:02:43,301 No. 57 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:45,070 Not a scratch. 58 00:02:45,105 --> 00:02:46,371 Right, well, that rules out iron. 59 00:02:46,406 --> 00:02:48,473 Try the copper. 60 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:51,810 Oops. 61 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:55,113 You know exactly what's causing your vulnerability. 62 00:02:55,148 --> 00:02:57,315 Chloe Decker is the one I should be throwing knives at. 63 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:58,850 who knows what she's hiding. 64 00:02:58,885 --> 00:03:01,386 Yes, she seems to be the one thing that can hurt me, 65 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:02,821 but there may be other things as well. 66 00:03:02,856 --> 00:03:05,390 The detective may simply be a cog in a bigger machine. 67 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:07,292 This is called being thorough. 68 00:03:07,327 --> 00:03:08,493 More like denial. 69 00:03:08,528 --> 00:03:09,894 Because if you really thought 70 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,296 that I could hurt you with these, 71 00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:12,731 you wouldn't let me 72 00:03:12,766 --> 00:03:14,099 throw them at you. 73 00:03:15,936 --> 00:03:17,702 Very funny. 74 00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:19,637 Demon daggers forged in Hell don't count. 75 00:03:19,673 --> 00:03:22,640 We all know those prick. 76 00:03:23,477 --> 00:03:25,577 And speaking of, 77 00:03:25,612 --> 00:03:27,378 how's my brother? 78 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:31,082 Three weeks of a whole lot of this? 79 00:03:31,118 --> 00:03:33,451 How do you think he's doing? 80 00:03:33,487 --> 00:03:34,786 You're not going steady, Maze. 81 00:03:34,821 --> 00:03:36,521 You're getting close to him for a reason. 82 00:03:36,556 --> 00:03:37,522 Don't forget it. 83 00:03:37,557 --> 00:03:38,723 I haven't. 84 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:40,125 And I don't think Amenadiel 85 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,559 is the one weaponizing Chloe. 86 00:03:41,595 --> 00:03:42,994 You don't think? 87 00:03:43,029 --> 00:03:44,929 Game's too dangerous to be guessing. 88 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:47,031 I think it's time to send 89 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:49,300 my brother back to high Heaven. 90 00:03:50,704 --> 00:03:54,139 Forcibly, if necessary. 91 00:03:58,044 --> 00:04:00,411 (shouts, grunting) 92 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:01,513 (laughing) 93 00:04:01,548 --> 00:04:03,915 See, there is something else. 94 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:06,584 It seems Italian marble is also (elevator bell dings) a threat, so... 95 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,753 (doors opening) 96 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,088 Oh. 97 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:11,322 Detective? 98 00:04:11,358 --> 00:04:12,690 What a surprise. 99 00:04:12,726 --> 00:04:14,092 Where have you been? 100 00:04:14,127 --> 00:04:15,460 Ah, you know me-- busy, busy. 101 00:04:15,495 --> 00:04:16,257 No rest for the wicked. 102 00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:17,054 Right. 103 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:20,056 'Cause deviant foreplay is so time-consuming. 104 00:04:20,091 --> 00:04:21,257 Want to watch? 105 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:22,325 I've been calling you 106 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,893 for three weeks. 107 00:04:23,929 --> 00:04:25,728 Why are you avoiding me? 108 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:27,330 Well, I do have a business to run, Detective. 109 00:04:27,365 --> 00:04:29,365 I can't play Good Cop/Handsome Devil Cop 110 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:31,067 all the time. 111 00:04:31,102 --> 00:04:33,069 I've got a case that I can't do without you. 112 00:04:33,104 --> 00:04:35,805 Really? (stammers) 113 00:04:35,841 --> 00:04:37,378 What's so special about it? 114 00:04:37,379 --> 00:04:39,679 (Mess Around by Cage the Elephant plays) 115 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,607 You just have to see for yourself. 116 00:04:41,713 --> 00:04:43,913 Right. 117 00:04:43,949 --> 00:04:45,615 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 118 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,250 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 119 00:04:47,285 --> 00:04:48,885 ♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 120 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,286 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 121 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:51,721 (sirens wailing) ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 122 00:04:51,756 --> 00:04:52,956 (protestors chanting) ♪ Oh, no ♪ 123 00:04:52,991 --> 00:04:55,592 ♪ No, she don't mess around ♪ 124 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:57,460 ♪ No, she don't mess around... ♪ 125 00:04:57,496 --> 00:04:58,761 We don't know a lot yet, 126 00:04:58,797 --> 00:05:00,463 but we found the victim's purse 127 00:05:00,499 --> 00:05:01,865 in a Dumpster behind the theater. 128 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,633 Her name's Rose Davis. 129 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:05,668 She's 19 and... 130 00:05:05,704 --> 00:05:07,704 What are you doing back there? 131 00:05:07,739 --> 00:05:09,405 Just listening to your boring facts. 132 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:11,908 She's a freshman at Pasadena City College, lives in Arca-- 133 00:05:11,943 --> 00:05:13,276 Yeah, excuse me, Detective, I'm not hearing 134 00:05:13,311 --> 00:05:15,378 any reasons to why you need me on this case. 135 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:16,713 I don't know how you can hear anything-- 136 00:05:16,748 --> 00:05:17,981 you're standing five feet away from me. 137 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,016 Get over here. 138 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:20,016 You sound phlegmy. 139 00:05:20,051 --> 00:05:20,984 I don't want to get sick. 140 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,519 Really? Let's go. 141 00:05:22,554 --> 00:05:24,854 PROTESTORS (chanting): Satan is here, but God is near! 142 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,990 Satan is here, but God is near! Satan is here... 143 00:05:27,025 --> 00:05:29,158 You. 144 00:05:29,194 --> 00:05:30,860 Evil is here. 145 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,029 Evil is here. 146 00:05:33,064 --> 00:05:35,131 PROTESTORS (chanting): Satan is here, but God is near! 147 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,466 Friend of yours? 148 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:37,548 Satan is here, but God is near! 149 00:05:37,549 --> 00:05:38,566 I meet a lot of people. 150 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,036 Satan is here, but God... 151 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:42,171 Take the sheet off. 152 00:05:46,678 --> 00:05:48,378 (camera shutter clicking) 153 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:50,947 Oh, well. 154 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:52,415 That is unfortunate. 155 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:56,452 But I still don't understand why you need me on this case. 156 00:05:56,488 --> 00:05:58,288 Roll her over. 157 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,226 That's why. 158 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:05,128 LUCIFER: "Hail Lucifer"? 159 00:06:05,163 --> 00:06:07,864 (camera shutter clicking) 160 00:06:07,865 --> 00:06:10,565 ♪ Lucifer 1x12 ♪ #TeamLucifer Original Air Date on April 18, 2016 161 00:06:10,566 --> 00:06:11,817 ♪ Oh! ♪ 162 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:18,318 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 163 00:06:20,725 --> 00:06:22,858 This is sickening. 164 00:06:22,859 --> 00:06:23,718 I know. 165 00:06:23,719 --> 00:06:24,704 It's horrific. 166 00:06:24,705 --> 00:06:26,638 No, I mean, to blame it on me. 167 00:06:26,674 --> 00:06:28,240 It's an atrocity. 168 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:29,975 These Satanists. 169 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,810 Misguided cult nobheads 170 00:06:31,845 --> 00:06:33,345 with Frisbees in their earlobes. 171 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:34,680 This poor girl's death 172 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:36,515 has nothing to do with me, Detective. 173 00:06:36,550 --> 00:06:38,150 MAN: This is your doing! This is your fault! 174 00:06:38,185 --> 00:06:39,551 You, what are you doing in here? 175 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:40,652 You're the Devil! 176 00:06:40,688 --> 00:06:42,421 You're the King of All Evil! 177 00:06:42,456 --> 00:06:44,556 You're the King of All Lies! 178 00:06:44,591 --> 00:06:45,824 You must be destroyed! 179 00:06:45,859 --> 00:06:47,025 I'm gonna give you what for 180 00:06:47,061 --> 00:06:48,260 if you don't get out of my crime scene, pal. 181 00:06:48,295 --> 00:06:49,494 Who let this guy through? 182 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:50,696 He's the Devil! 183 00:06:50,731 --> 00:06:52,297 I'll rise again against you! 184 00:06:52,332 --> 00:06:55,000 No thanks necessary. 185 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:58,570 Just wanted to do my part for the man of the hour. 186 00:06:58,605 --> 00:07:00,005 It's the wink with the porn stache 187 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,606 sending the wrong message, I think. 188 00:07:01,642 --> 00:07:02,574 (laughs) 189 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:03,675 Do you two know each other? 190 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:05,911 Nope, just heard a lot about this guy. 191 00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:07,045 All bad, of course. 192 00:07:07,081 --> 00:07:09,381 Detective Malcolm Graham. 193 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:13,552 I wasn't gonna tell her we're already buddies. 194 00:07:13,587 --> 00:07:16,054 You know, me trying to kill you, 195 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,723 the whole magic coin thing. 196 00:07:17,758 --> 00:07:18,957 TMI-- am I right? 197 00:07:18,992 --> 00:07:21,226 I'd like you to stop touching me now. 198 00:07:21,261 --> 00:07:22,761 (laughs) 199 00:07:22,796 --> 00:07:24,629 Ah, you're hilarious. 200 00:07:24,665 --> 00:07:26,598 We should get a drink sometime. 201 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,734 Yeah, maybe play some pool, huh? 202 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:36,708 Hey, Chloe? 203 00:07:36,744 --> 00:07:38,944 If, uh, if we could talk soon, 204 00:07:38,979 --> 00:07:40,412 some stuff went down with Malcolm. 205 00:07:40,447 --> 00:07:41,980 I mean, I know now's a bad time... 206 00:07:42,015 --> 00:07:43,348 Yeah, it is. 207 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,785 This bruising here around the stab wounds. 208 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:47,953 DAN: Hilt marks maybe. 209 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:49,321 And these. 210 00:07:49,356 --> 00:07:51,156 There's subdermal implants. 211 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:52,724 They don't look fresh. 212 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:53,859 I don't know what they are. 213 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:55,761 Symbols? Designs maybe? 214 00:07:55,796 --> 00:07:58,029 Well, not a lot of places do that kind of body modification. 215 00:07:58,065 --> 00:08:00,665 Malcolm and I will try to find who put them in. 216 00:08:00,701 --> 00:08:01,967 All right. 217 00:08:02,002 --> 00:08:04,503 He and I have to meet Rose's father at her apartment. 218 00:08:04,538 --> 00:08:06,171 Right, where is that exactly? 219 00:08:06,206 --> 00:08:09,174 Uh, 1625 Lynrose. 220 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:10,609 Right, I'll see you there. 221 00:08:10,644 --> 00:08:12,244 What? What-what are you doing? 222 00:08:12,279 --> 00:08:13,545 I'm gonna take my own ride. 223 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,946 You're a wretched driver. 224 00:08:14,982 --> 00:08:15,880 Since when? 225 00:08:15,881 --> 00:08:17,759 (♪ plays ♪) 226 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,756 ♪ It's colder now than it was ♪ 227 00:08:20,854 --> 00:08:23,555 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 228 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,924 ♪ Warm down south ♪ 229 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:27,192 ♪ So I'm on my way... ♪ 230 00:08:27,227 --> 00:08:28,693 I'm so sorry for your loss. 231 00:08:28,729 --> 00:08:30,079 Were you close with your daughter? 232 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:30,797 Yes. 233 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:33,632 Well, we were when she was little, but 234 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,767 you know, single father with a teenage daughter... 235 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:38,770 Yes, I'm quite familiar with the absentee father 236 00:08:38,806 --> 00:08:40,138 excuses. 237 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:42,073 Can you tell us why Rose marred herself recently 238 00:08:42,109 --> 00:08:43,587 with subdermal implants? 239 00:08:43,611 --> 00:08:44,243 What? 240 00:08:44,244 --> 00:08:45,977 That doesn't sound like Rosie. 241 00:08:46,013 --> 00:08:49,514 This bookshelf's been moved a lot. 242 00:08:54,755 --> 00:08:56,855 (hinges creaking) 243 00:08:59,593 --> 00:09:01,726 Oh, lovely. 244 00:09:01,762 --> 00:09:04,996 Very mid-century rapist. 245 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:08,366 Hello, bad guys? 246 00:09:22,883 --> 00:09:24,983 What is this place? 247 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,020 It's a creepy, secret evil room. 248 00:09:29,056 --> 00:09:30,422 You didn't know about this? 249 00:09:30,457 --> 00:09:32,591 No. 250 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,430 What's this? 251 00:09:38,465 --> 00:09:40,599 It's a chicken. 252 00:09:40,634 --> 00:09:42,167 Or what's left of it. 253 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:44,102 If that's supposed to be an offering for me, 254 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:46,838 then I decline on grounds of salmonella. 255 00:09:49,376 --> 00:09:50,909 This picture, th-- 256 00:09:50,944 --> 00:09:53,278 this isn't Rose. 257 00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:56,748 Mr. Davis, I'm so sorry. 258 00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:59,084 But maybe this wasn't a random attack. 259 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,359 Maybe your daughter was involved with whoever killed her. 260 00:10:01,388 --> 00:10:03,188 It's a large man by the looks of it, 261 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:06,825 who's, uh, not a fan of bathing. 262 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,627 MR. DAVIS: This is crazy. 263 00:10:08,662 --> 00:10:10,962 I mean, even if she was into this stupid Devil thing, 264 00:10:10,998 --> 00:10:13,064 she wouldn't have sacrificed herself. 265 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,700 Yes, but sometimes the people closest to you can turn on you. 266 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,591 Wouldn't you agree, Detective? 267 00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:20,560 Maybe. 268 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,798 "For my Corazon. 269 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,833 Love, Rose." 270 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:26,900 "Corazon" is Spanish for heart. 271 00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:29,369 Could be a term of endearment. 272 00:10:29,404 --> 00:10:31,338 Could be a name. 273 00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:35,141 MR. DAVIS: I should've reached out. 274 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,577 Called more. 275 00:10:37,613 --> 00:10:39,746 I thought I knew her. 276 00:10:39,781 --> 00:10:43,717 Oh, yes, I know exactly how you feel. 277 00:10:43,752 --> 00:10:45,885 (phone rings) 278 00:10:48,223 --> 00:10:49,103 Decker. 279 00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:52,272 We called around, found the girl that gave Rose her subdermals. 280 00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:55,007 Said she, uh, came in a couple weeks ago with a guy. 281 00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:57,076 Weird guy, apparently, with a weird name, too, 282 00:10:57,111 --> 00:10:58,544 but she can't remember it. 283 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,246 Ask if the name's Corazon. 284 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:03,482 Hey. Was the guy's name Corazon? 285 00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:05,017 Yeah, that's it. 286 00:11:05,053 --> 00:11:07,153 Uh, jet black hair, lots of piercings and tattoos. 287 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:10,223 Did you hear that? 288 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,591 Yeah, generic Satanist. 289 00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,866 What about the, uh, subdermals-- she know what they mean? 290 00:11:13,895 --> 00:11:14,861 No. 291 00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:16,596 Says Rose brought them in herself. 292 00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:18,698 She was super secretive about 'em. 293 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:19,832 Uh-huh. 294 00:11:19,868 --> 00:11:21,701 We'll talk soon. 295 00:11:21,736 --> 00:11:23,769 Ah, look at you two. (sighs) 296 00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:25,137 Marriage falling apart, 297 00:11:25,173 --> 00:11:26,505 trying to work together... 298 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,140 So cute. 299 00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:29,742 Yeah, well, maybe if you hadn't sent her a break-up text 300 00:11:29,777 --> 00:11:30,875 while I was unconscious... 301 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:31,712 Oh. 302 00:11:31,713 --> 00:11:33,512 Hey, speaking of 303 00:11:33,548 --> 00:11:35,948 kicking your ass, I'm proud of you for bouncing back. 304 00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,683 Friends fight, right? 305 00:11:37,719 --> 00:11:39,051 Yeah. 306 00:11:39,087 --> 00:11:41,053 Dick. 307 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:43,189 (distant siren wailing) 308 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:47,260 (alarm chirps) 309 00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:50,830 (growling) 310 00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:52,265 (grunts) 311 00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:55,401 Why is Lucifer still alive? 312 00:11:55,436 --> 00:11:56,369 Oh, it's you. 313 00:11:56,404 --> 00:11:57,637 You scared me, dude. 314 00:11:57,672 --> 00:11:59,005 Have you forgotten what will happen to you 315 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,406 if you don't comply with our deal? 316 00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:03,409 No, but I forgot to tell you! 317 00:12:03,444 --> 00:12:05,478 Lucifer spilled the beans. 318 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,016 What are you talking about? 319 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:10,983 All that jazz about 320 00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:13,152 condemning me to eternal damnation? 321 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:14,720 Poppycock, apparently. 322 00:12:14,756 --> 00:12:16,656 You're an angel 323 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:19,158 and Lucifer said that you're not allowed to kill me. 324 00:12:19,193 --> 00:12:21,260 Plus... 325 00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:23,062 I got this beauty right here. 326 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:25,464 It's my get-out-of-Hell-free card. 327 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,633 (growls) 328 00:12:28,937 --> 00:12:31,604 (sighs) 329 00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:33,272 So... 330 00:12:33,308 --> 00:12:36,509 unless you got a better offer... 331 00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:40,446 #TeamLucifer. 332 00:12:40,481 --> 00:12:42,848 It's not half bad, this. 333 00:12:42,884 --> 00:12:44,550 I mean, the writing's atrocious, 334 00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:46,285 but it's not complete drivel. 335 00:12:46,321 --> 00:12:47,353 Listen to this: 336 00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:50,089 "Satan represents a beacon of honesty 337 00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:53,426 in a sea of mass self-deceit." 338 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:54,427 Mmm. 339 00:12:54,462 --> 00:12:55,728 And... oh. Hello. 340 00:12:55,763 --> 00:12:56,862 There's a whole chapter on sex. 341 00:12:56,898 --> 00:12:58,130 I like this book. 342 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,701 Rose's subdermal implants-- 343 00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,903 I'm pretty sure they're letters. 344 00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:06,772 But I've arranged them 100 different ways 345 00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:09,308 and I can't come up with anything significant. 346 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:12,878 "Chili furis"? 347 00:13:12,914 --> 00:13:16,782 "I hurl ficis"? 348 00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:20,386 No. 349 00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:22,989 But could... could you come over here, please? 350 00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,999 Oh, bloody hell. 351 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,069 Filii hircus. It's Latin. 352 00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:38,137 Means "children of the goat." 353 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,006 Why do they always associate me with goats? 354 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,741 I mean, I don't even like their cheese. 355 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,143 Here we go. 356 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:45,644 "Church of the Dark Prince." 357 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,583 Location is secret. 358 00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,918 Looks like you have to be a member. 359 00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:56,355 Geez, look at this questionnaire. 360 00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:58,157 Oh, and of course, 361 00:13:58,192 --> 00:13:59,492 there's a fee. 362 00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:01,260 $200? Sinful. 363 00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:02,828 There's got to be a faster way. 364 00:14:04,098 --> 00:14:06,098 LUCIFER: "What is your gift to the Devil?" 365 00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:10,036 CHLOE: How about... filii hircus? 366 00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:11,637 Yes! 367 00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:12,838 (mumbling to self) 368 00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,375 All right. Okay... what... 369 00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:18,477 Yeah, I'll see you there! 370 00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:21,247 What...? 371 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:23,983 (Let Me Get It Out by Born Ruffians plays) 372 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,007 ♪ ♪ 373 00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:34,894 (clears throat) 374 00:14:37,632 --> 00:14:38,831 Okay. 375 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,866 That's it. 376 00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:41,967 You're being a freak. 377 00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:44,303 You've been avoiding me for weeks, 378 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:45,704 you won't get in my car. 379 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,039 What's your problem? 380 00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:48,040 There's no problem. 381 00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:49,442 Just maybe you're not as charming 382 00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:52,378 as you think you are. 383 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,214 Wait, is this about that vulnerability thing? 384 00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:57,216 Actually, yes. 385 00:14:59,087 --> 00:15:01,353 I mean... I get the teensiest bit touchy-feely with you 386 00:15:01,389 --> 00:15:03,022 and you freak out. 387 00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,623 Ugh. All I meant that night 388 00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,358 is that I can trust you. 389 00:15:07,462 --> 00:15:08,828 That's all. 390 00:15:08,863 --> 00:15:09,795 Okay? 391 00:15:09,831 --> 00:15:10,729 Okay. 392 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:12,031 Okay. 393 00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,066 Okay. 394 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:22,641 (clears throat) 395 00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:25,211 (whispering): Filii hircus. 396 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:28,280 (sighs) 397 00:15:28,316 --> 00:15:29,548 Habeas corpus? 398 00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:30,983 Bababooey? 399 00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:33,085 You had it right the first time. 400 00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:35,421 But today is private. 401 00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:39,892 Too private for Lucifer himself? 402 00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:41,193 You're supposed to be blond. 403 00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:43,863 Yes, I get that a lot. 404 00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:45,038 You have ID? 405 00:15:45,062 --> 00:15:46,099 Absolutely. 406 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,700 Let me just, uh... 407 00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:48,968 Oh. Dearie me. 408 00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:50,336 I seem to have left it in the car. 409 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:52,171 Detective, would you mind going to fetch it, please? 410 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:53,639 What am I, your dog? 411 00:15:59,147 --> 00:16:00,212 (screams) 412 00:16:00,882 --> 00:16:02,615 Detective... 413 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,783 After you. 414 00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:15,177 It's very Eyes Wide Shut. 415 00:16:15,213 --> 00:16:16,779 Too bad I forgot my sexy mask. 416 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,078 Does anything scare you? 417 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,346 Should it? 418 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,915 MAN: Rose is gone. 419 00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,450 But it is not her death that was important, 420 00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:26,818 it was her life. 421 00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:28,854 The imprint she left behind. 422 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:31,590 See, Rose will be remembered. 423 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,758 She will live on forever. 424 00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:36,061 This isn't a sacrifice. 425 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,195 It's a memorial. 426 00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,730 Quite civilized, actually. 427 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,568 Yeah, they don't seem like killers. 428 00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:42,132 Mmm. 429 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,502 ONYX: And so now 430 00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:46,204 it is time to invoke 431 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,406 the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. 432 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,108 Oh. Scratch that. 433 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,210 Visualize the blue light 434 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:54,212 filling your entire being. 435 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:56,748 Satan to the east. 436 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,650 Beelzebub to the north... 437 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,051 This is preposterous. 438 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,220 I thought you'd love this. 439 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:03,788 First of all, there's only one me. 440 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:06,024 And secondly, the whole worship thing is more my father's bag. 441 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,360 And now... 442 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,296 Lucifer will speak! 443 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,464 What? 444 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,968 (thump) Ooh. 445 00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:18,970 Oh. No. No, no, no, no, no. 446 00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:20,267 This is where I draw the line. 447 00:17:20,268 --> 00:17:21,286 Ow. Ow 448 00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:23,309 Excuse me, excuse me! Sorry. 449 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,509 Sorry. 450 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,577 MAN: Hey, man. 451 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,145 If you would just butt out. 452 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,113 Right! 453 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,714 I'm the real Lucifer 454 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,084 and I insist that you stop this nonsense immediately. 455 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,153 I mean, have you heard yourselves? It's embarrassing. 456 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,988 Blue light coming out your ass 457 00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:38,657 or whatever it was. 458 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:39,791 I mean, you preach rebellion, 459 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,526 but you're-you're misguided sheep. 460 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,228 And goat. 461 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,763 Where's the real defiance? 462 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,331 The free will? SATANIST: Yeah! 463 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,332 Free will! 464 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,500 Free will rules! 465 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,901 (applause) 466 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,937 No, no! You're doing it again. 467 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,305 Don't applaud. 468 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,773 This whole thing's a sham! 469 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:55,808 (woman whoops) 470 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,108 Anarchy! 471 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,176 (cheering, whooping) 472 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,411 I mean, just-just look at this. 473 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,146 What is this supposed to be? 474 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,316 Alien fetus? 475 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,017 Pickled demon? 476 00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:08,119 He's the best Lucifer we've had in years. 477 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,256 (chanting): Lucifer! Lucifer! 478 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:11,935 Lucifer... 479 00:18:11,943 --> 00:18:13,374 Stop! 480 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:16,728 Someone killed this girl! 481 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,196 She didn't deserve that. 482 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,465 This is not what I stand for. 483 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,501 Is that what you all wanted? Eh? 484 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,342 Should be ashamed of yourselves. 485 00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:35,880 LAPD. 486 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,616 Put the knife down. 487 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:43,288 Why were you running? 488 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,523 I wasn't. 489 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,524 I was upset. 490 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,993 Feeling guilty, are you? 491 00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:49,127 Tell me... why? 492 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,796 What, our new Devil's a cop, now, is he? 493 00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:53,365 LUCIFER: Oh, worse than that, I'm afraid. 494 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,599 So come on. 495 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,234 Tell me, what nasty little urge 496 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,637 are you hiding in your hoodie, hmm? 497 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,240 I want to kill... 498 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,541 Yeah? 499 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,778 I want to kill the sick bastard who killed Rose. 500 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,013 And then, after that, 501 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:11,416 I want the hell out of this racket. 502 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,652 Oh. 503 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,453 What's your name? 504 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:16,588 Onyx. 505 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,689 Hmm? 506 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,157 (sighs) 507 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,126 Mitch Watson. 508 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,094 Yeah, I changed it when I joined the church. 509 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:26,531 12 years later, I'm the frickin' high priest. 510 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,599 I'd love to bail. 511 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,567 Kind of late for a career change, though. 512 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,237 I mean, the whole thing's a joke. 513 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,805 So, hold on... 514 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,940 Are you saying you don't believe in Lucifer? 515 00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:38,510 Look, mate, the Devil ain't gonna buy me an Aston Martin. 516 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,045 Well, not with that attitude, he won't. 517 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,113 I mean, I like the philosophy. 518 00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,748 But it attracts a lot of weirdoes 519 00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:45,483 who take it way too seriously. 520 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,785 And, of course, 521 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,553 now Rosie's dead. 522 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,372 Yeah, and I see you have 523 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,417 the same subdermal implants as she did. 524 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,590 All the hard core members... 525 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,792 they all get this. 526 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:54,926 I was trying to tell Rosie 527 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,461 that she would regret it later, 528 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,863 but she became obsessed. 529 00:19:58,899 --> 00:20:00,732 She was an impressionable girl. 530 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,434 Well, her father was absentee. 531 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,803 I suppose that's why she got involved in all this nonsense, 532 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,271 to piss her dad off. 533 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,206 Actually, it was, uh... it was her boyfriend, 534 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,075 Corazon, he's the one who brought her in. 535 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,177 Man, the guy's a creeper. 536 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,946 He kept talking about doing real sacrifices on animals. 537 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,116 Did Corazon have access to this knife? 538 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,351 Yeah, probably. 539 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,722 This here is just for show. 540 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,791 The blade springs inside the handle. 541 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,293 Hmm. Strange. 542 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,628 'Cause if it was real... it could definitely match 543 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,963 the marks found on Rose's body. 544 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,598 We do have an actual version. 545 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,766 Hold on. 546 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,371 Knife's gone. 547 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,773 Okay, we need to find Corazon now. 548 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,974 - Yeah. - Do you have, um, 549 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,275 his real name, 550 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,010 uh, where he lives, his address? 551 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:47,378 Give me a sec. 552 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,383 Ugh. 553 00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:56,588 Looks just like you. 554 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,223 I manscape. 555 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,994 I'm starting to understand why you chose this persona. 556 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,996 All-powerful... 557 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,197 Invincible... 558 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,632 Not exactly. 559 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:13,037 Ah. Or it's because you think that everybody's out to get you. 560 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,073 That's because they are. 561 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,007 But trust me, I didn't choose it. 562 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,109 Why would anyone choose to be vilified? 563 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,145 Thought the Devil was supposed to be immortal. 564 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,313 Well, one angel can hurt another, so... 565 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,088 Oh, what...? 566 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,857 What are you doing? 567 00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,626 (door opens) 568 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,095 No address, no last name, 569 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,797 nothing. 570 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:39,731 Hmm. 571 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,200 He used PayPal to pay for the fee. 572 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,502 All right, I'll call in a warrant. 573 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:53,077 Well, if you can't bring Muhammad to the dim sum... 574 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,086 Hey. 575 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:03,721 Why'd you stand me up? 576 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,057 I had one task... 577 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,660 one... 578 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,029 to get my brother back to Hell. 579 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,836 I've not only failed, 580 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,672 but I've actually made things worse. 581 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,141 I'm even sleeping with a demon. 582 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,513 Yeah, you lucky son of a bitch. 583 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:32,483 Come on, you can't say 584 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:36,855 that this isn't the best sex you've ever had. 585 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,257 Well, it is the only sex you've ever had, but still. 586 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,159 (chuckles) 587 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:45,029 Look, I've had a lot of sex, 588 00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:48,333 with men and women. 589 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,034 I mean a lot. Okay. 590 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,636 Point made. 591 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:55,006 But this, with you, 592 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,641 I don't know, it's... 593 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,177 it's different. 594 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,556 But if you're not happy here, 595 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,558 then you should go home. 596 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,961 I can't. 597 00:23:16,997 --> 00:23:21,165 I can't face my father as a failure. 598 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:23,167 Look, I have a job to do. 599 00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:25,403 There's no choice. 600 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,439 I understand. 601 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,117 CHLOE: Okay. Great. 602 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:40,451 Yeah, I'll be here. 603 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,719 All right. 604 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,788 So we got a real name for Corazon-- 605 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,790 Mike Carey-- but it could take us a while to find him, 606 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,112 so you should probably head home. 607 00:23:47,136 --> 00:23:48,061 Oh, no, no, no. 608 00:23:48,062 --> 00:23:50,028 Not till this human stain's brought to justice. 609 00:23:50,063 --> 00:23:52,430 (scoffs) I can't get near you, 610 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,098 now I can't get rid of you. 611 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:55,099 Whatever. 612 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,467 I'm gonna go up and shower. 613 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,202 Stay put. Do not wake up Trixie. 614 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,807 ♪ ♪ 615 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:10,148 (sighs) 616 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:21,125 Did you just throw a toy at me? 617 00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:22,427 Oh, you're awake. 618 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,395 But since you're up, I have some questions for you. 619 00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:25,897 Right. 620 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:28,132 Are you adopted? 621 00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:31,202 In other words, are you sure the detective is your mother? 622 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,904 Could she be from somewhere else? 623 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,839 Does she have any special powers? 624 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:35,788 Uh-uh. 625 00:24:35,789 --> 00:24:37,340 What about any markings? 626 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:39,444 Scars, on her back perhaps? 627 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:42,480 There's some chocolate cake in it for you. 628 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,215 I want cash. 629 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,817 Oh. 630 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,886 (chuckles) I like your style. 631 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,805 All right. 632 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,640 Mommy does have a scar. 633 00:24:52,676 --> 00:24:53,719 Oh? 634 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,707 On her butt. 635 00:24:54,711 --> 00:24:56,310 From when she got bit. 636 00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:57,645 By the Kraken. 637 00:24:57,681 --> 00:24:59,080 Right. 638 00:25:00,183 --> 00:25:01,416 Not the direction I was going for, 639 00:25:01,451 --> 00:25:03,584 but what's this Kraken that you talk of? 640 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:06,320 CHLOE: My mom's evil Chihuahua. 641 00:25:06,356 --> 00:25:07,588 Why aren't you showering? 642 00:25:07,624 --> 00:25:08,990 'Cause I left my phone down here. 643 00:25:09,025 --> 00:25:10,291 Why is Trixie awake? 644 00:25:10,326 --> 00:25:12,994 (snaps) Get back in bed, young lady. 645 00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:14,062 Night, Lucifer. 646 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,964 All right, seriously. 647 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,233 No more freaky behavior. 648 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,235 If this is about the other night, I'm sorry, okay? 649 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:23,504 What do you want me to do, take it all back? 650 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:24,806 No, can you take your shirt off, please? 651 00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:25,940 What? 652 00:25:26,843 --> 00:25:28,309 Are you serious? 653 00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:29,544 I need to see your back. 654 00:25:29,579 --> 00:25:31,012 Why? 655 00:25:31,047 --> 00:25:34,582 Because I want to know if you're an angel sent to destroy me. 656 00:25:39,889 --> 00:25:41,355 (sighs) 657 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:46,461 Nothing. 658 00:25:46,496 --> 00:25:48,496 Yeah. 659 00:25:48,531 --> 00:25:50,565 Is this about the scars on your back? 660 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:55,002 Look, I have no idea what happened to you 661 00:25:55,038 --> 00:25:56,370 or what's going on with you now, 662 00:25:56,406 --> 00:25:59,540 but... not everyone's out to get you. 663 00:26:00,944 --> 00:26:02,877 (phone buzzing) 664 00:26:02,912 --> 00:26:05,713 They found him-- Corazon. 665 00:26:15,925 --> 00:26:17,558 WOMAN: We found his car like this. 666 00:26:17,594 --> 00:26:19,727 It's registered to Mike Carey. 667 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,501 (clattering) (gasps) 668 00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:30,872 (Malcolm chuckles) 669 00:26:30,907 --> 00:26:32,874 Just like old times, huh? 670 00:26:32,909 --> 00:26:34,075 Don't shoot me though. 671 00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:35,076 Funny. 672 00:26:35,111 --> 00:26:36,511 Come on, I'm just joking. 673 00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:37,979 (clattering) 674 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:43,918 Ah, Detective Douche, Detective Stache. 675 00:26:43,953 --> 00:26:44,953 What a pleasant surprise. 676 00:26:44,988 --> 00:26:46,120 Did you find anything? 677 00:26:46,156 --> 00:26:48,089 Place seems empty. 678 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,501 CHLOE (whispering): My God. 679 00:27:15,603 --> 00:27:16,969 It's definitely Mike Carey. 680 00:27:17,004 --> 00:27:20,139 Detectives, can I show you something? 681 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:24,743 (siren wailing) 682 00:27:24,779 --> 00:27:27,079 So what do you really make of all this, huh? 683 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:29,281 The "Hail, Lucifer," the pentagram? 684 00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:33,786 I think it's a long time since I encountered genuine evil. 685 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,287 Wow. 686 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:40,559 (sniffing) 687 00:27:40,594 --> 00:27:42,428 It's not blood; it's paint. 688 00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:47,132 So the killer strapped Mike up 689 00:27:47,168 --> 00:27:49,902 then decided to go all Jackson Pollock? 690 00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:52,237 I guess. 691 00:27:52,273 --> 00:27:55,908 Yeah, looks like an "A." 692 00:27:55,943 --> 00:27:57,242 That can't be random. 693 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,044 I think it's a word. 694 00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:12,057 (gasps) Giant anamorphic print. 695 00:28:12,092 --> 00:28:13,926 "Morningstar." 696 00:28:13,961 --> 00:28:16,462 DAN: Whoa. 697 00:28:16,497 --> 00:28:18,330 Another Satanic message. 698 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,698 Or a fan letter. 699 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:22,067 Morningstar is not exactly the most common name for the Devil. 700 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:24,703 You think someone did this for our Lucifer? 701 00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:26,438 That's kind of a leap, Dan. 702 00:28:26,474 --> 00:28:29,107 Yeah, but if I'm right, it's also a conflict of interest. 703 00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:31,276 Somebody could be doing this on his behalf, 704 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:32,952 or maybe he's involved in a different way. 705 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:34,104 What does that mean? 706 00:28:34,105 --> 00:28:34,744 LUCIFER: Yes. 707 00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:37,249 What are you insinuating? 708 00:28:37,284 --> 00:28:38,617 That some psycho might be killing people 709 00:28:38,652 --> 00:28:40,319 because of your whole Devil shtick. 710 00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:41,787 You're blaming this nonsense on me? 711 00:28:41,822 --> 00:28:44,056 You do take the whole Satan thing pretty seriously. 712 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:46,091 You really think I'd do these vile things? 713 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:48,727 These kids were pretending to be bad, 714 00:28:48,762 --> 00:28:50,395 but they weren't, they were innocent, 715 00:28:50,431 --> 00:28:52,097 so I would never hurt them, I'm not a monster. 716 00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:53,165 CHLOE: Okay, guys. 717 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,833 That's enough. 718 00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:59,571 Lucifer, maybe you should go home. 719 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:02,908 Oh, no, allow me to stay in this rusty tin can a little longer. 720 00:29:02,943 --> 00:29:05,611 You came to me, you insisted I work this case. 721 00:29:05,646 --> 00:29:07,880 Okay, this sounds crazy, 722 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:09,915 but this case might involve you. 723 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,049 What do you mean, involve me? 724 00:29:11,085 --> 00:29:12,251 You know what I mean. 725 00:29:12,286 --> 00:29:12,901 (sighs) 726 00:29:12,902 --> 00:29:14,084 I'm trying to protect you. 727 00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:18,857 Oh, protect me from the evil or the world from evil me? 728 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:27,766 Can you believe Detective von Douche 729 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:29,535 boots me off the case? 730 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,203 And Chloe agreed to this? 731 00:29:31,238 --> 00:29:32,738 (sighs) She didn't disagree. 732 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,972 (chuckles incredulously) 733 00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:35,541 How could she even think I'm capable? 734 00:29:35,576 --> 00:29:36,708 Here? 735 00:29:36,744 --> 00:29:39,011 That's why I left. 736 00:29:39,046 --> 00:29:40,312 I thought she knew me. 737 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:41,580 I thought I knew her. 738 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,415 And now you don't trust her anymore? 739 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:46,885 Oh, it's just this whole immortality thing. 740 00:29:46,921 --> 00:29:49,054 Uh, for some reason, 741 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:51,590 Detective Decker makes me vulnerable. 742 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,593 Also known as "intimacy." 743 00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:57,930 No. No, she literally makes me exsanguinate. 744 00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:00,866 Being vulnerable can be scary. 745 00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:04,202 But there are benefits when you open yourself up to someone. 746 00:30:04,238 --> 00:30:05,804 I just wish I knew who was behind this. 747 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:06,939 My dad? 748 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:07,940 My brother? 749 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,541 Someone else? 750 00:30:09,577 --> 00:30:11,443 I mean, the detective doesn't seem to know, 751 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:12,878 but she could be lying. 752 00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:14,346 Is she part of the plan to kill me, 753 00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:16,248 or is she just a-a pawn? 754 00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,183 Maybe we should explore the possibility 755 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:21,420 that being vulnerable can be a good thing. 756 00:30:21,455 --> 00:30:23,689 No, it can't. 757 00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:25,991 It means you're at someone else's mercy. 758 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:28,727 Then maybe you should just stay away from everybody. 759 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:30,462 Stay away from Chloe. 760 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:33,432 But... 761 00:30:33,467 --> 00:30:35,567 I don't want to. 762 00:30:35,603 --> 00:30:37,869 Then don't. 763 00:30:37,905 --> 00:30:41,173 (Confessions by Lila Rose plays) 764 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:43,241 ♪ I'm calling ♪ 765 00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:45,544 ♪ Know you hear me ♪ 766 00:30:45,579 --> 00:30:47,879 ♪ So I'm pleading ♪ 767 00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:50,582 ♪ Please forgive me ♪ 768 00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:53,418 ♪ 'Cause there's something ♪ 769 00:30:53,454 --> 00:30:55,887 ♪ I've been aching ♪ 770 00:30:55,923 --> 00:30:59,191 ♪ To confess ♪ 771 00:30:59,226 --> 00:31:01,893 ♪ All of this mess is ♪ 772 00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:03,962 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ 773 00:31:03,998 --> 00:31:06,565 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ (grunting) 774 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,533 ♪ All ♪ 775 00:31:08,569 --> 00:31:11,103 ♪ All, all ♪ 776 00:31:11,138 --> 00:31:13,705 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ 777 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16,074 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ 778 00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:17,576 Amenadiel. 779 00:31:17,611 --> 00:31:20,579 ♪ All, all ♪ 780 00:31:20,614 --> 00:31:24,282 ♪ It's all ours. ♪ 781 00:31:24,318 --> 00:31:25,884 PROTESTORS (chanting): Satan is here, but God is near! 782 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:28,086 Satan is here, but God is near! 783 00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:28,960 Satan is here, but God is near! 784 00:31:28,964 --> 00:31:29,922 You! 785 00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:31,556 I know you're behind this. 786 00:31:31,592 --> 00:31:33,625 Because I have seen you. 787 00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:34,660 I know what you really are. 788 00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:36,028 What I am is annoyed. 789 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,729 Just let me go to my club 790 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:38,930 and move along, please. 791 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:41,566 I know these murders are your doing! 792 00:31:41,602 --> 00:31:43,268 I have no skeletons in my closet, 793 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,837 which is more than can be said for you nasty little humans. 794 00:31:45,873 --> 00:31:48,907 So come on, preacher man, enough about me, 795 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,176 let's talk about your dark and nasties, shall we? 796 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:54,546 I must throw you into a lake of sulfur and fire. 797 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:56,515 Oh, so you want to destroy me. 798 00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:58,417 Well, get in line. 799 00:31:58,452 --> 00:32:00,752 Yes, I wish... 800 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:01,553 Yes. 801 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,522 ...I never met you. 802 00:32:03,557 --> 00:32:05,323 It's like some kind of collective amnesia. 803 00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:06,858 I mean, I walk around this city of yours, 804 00:32:06,894 --> 00:32:08,894 solving its filthy little crimes, 805 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:10,328 and this is the thanks I get? 806 00:32:10,364 --> 00:32:11,229 You're a murderer. 807 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,364 A murderer! 808 00:32:13,067 --> 00:32:16,134 Stop blaming me! 809 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,405 I should destroy you. 810 00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:22,107 MAN: Hey, put him down! MALCOLM: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 811 00:32:22,142 --> 00:32:23,775 Easy, easy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 812 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:26,078 This scumbag isn't worth it, all right? 813 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:27,479 This isn't over. 814 00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:30,148 (chuckles) 815 00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:32,384 You come to have a go at me as well? 816 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:33,351 Nah. 817 00:32:33,387 --> 00:32:34,720 Chloe thought you might need protection 818 00:32:34,755 --> 00:32:36,088 from freaks like that. 819 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:38,223 What I want is a drink. 820 00:32:42,196 --> 00:32:43,962 Hey, I'm sorry about earlier. 821 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:45,664 Earlier today, or three weeks ago, 822 00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:47,632 when you broke up with me in a text? 823 00:32:47,668 --> 00:32:49,701 Chloe, I know. 824 00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,703 I've been looking for a way to explain things, 825 00:32:51,739 --> 00:32:53,038 but nothing makes sense. 826 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:55,907 I will fix this, though, I promise. 827 00:32:55,943 --> 00:32:58,210 No more promises. I just want to do our jobs. 828 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:00,712 What's that? 829 00:33:00,748 --> 00:33:02,848 (siren wailing) 830 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:09,654 (indistinct radio transmission) 831 00:33:15,963 --> 00:33:18,029 This definitely doesn't belong here. 832 00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:20,332 A monogrammed "M." 833 00:33:21,435 --> 00:33:22,968 Doesn't Lucifer wear cuff links? 834 00:33:35,629 --> 00:33:38,239 CHLOE: Really? No prints, no skin cells? 835 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,473 Nope. Dead end. 836 00:33:39,508 --> 00:33:41,793 Unless you want to check Lucifer's closet for the match. 837 00:33:41,794 --> 00:33:42,860 Very funny. 838 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:44,795 Yo, Decker, your partner's on TV. 839 00:33:44,830 --> 00:33:46,763 NEWSCASTER: A video went viral today 840 00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:49,133 after a fight erupted on Hollywood Boulevard. 841 00:33:49,168 --> 00:33:51,735 Local club owner Lucifer Morningstar 842 00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:55,572 attacked Reverend Jacob Williams when Williams claimed 843 00:33:55,608 --> 00:33:57,608 the businessman with the devilish name 844 00:33:57,643 --> 00:33:59,243 was actually involved 845 00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:02,212 in the Satanic murders making recent headlines. 846 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,747 Apparently, I'm not the only one. 847 00:34:03,782 --> 00:34:04,848 This is ridiculous. 848 00:34:04,884 --> 00:34:06,083 He didn't attack the guy. 849 00:34:06,118 --> 00:34:08,118 He was defending himself. 850 00:34:09,455 --> 00:34:11,188 Still hot. 851 00:34:12,391 --> 00:34:14,491 Sorry. 852 00:34:20,566 --> 00:34:21,865 The preacher. 853 00:34:21,901 --> 00:34:23,066 Preacher's wearing a cuff link. 854 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:24,268 So what? 855 00:34:24,303 --> 00:34:25,469 A lot of guys do. 856 00:34:25,504 --> 00:34:26,436 One? 857 00:34:26,472 --> 00:34:27,871 With an "M"? 858 00:34:27,907 --> 00:34:29,139 DAN: No way. 859 00:34:29,175 --> 00:34:30,641 Oh... 860 00:34:30,676 --> 00:34:31,642 It's not an "M." 861 00:34:31,677 --> 00:34:34,311 It's a "W," for Williams. 862 00:34:34,346 --> 00:34:35,712 Come on, Dan, it makes sense. 863 00:34:35,748 --> 00:34:37,080 Who's gonna want to kill Satanists 864 00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,649 more than a religious zealot? 865 00:34:40,419 --> 00:34:41,419 We gotta find him. 866 00:34:42,561 --> 00:34:43,819 MALCOLM: Freakin' street preacher 867 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,387 and his little minions, man. 868 00:34:45,422 --> 00:34:47,422 Who do they think they are? 869 00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:50,492 Bunch of posers. (chuckles) 870 00:34:50,527 --> 00:34:51,527 Ah... 871 00:34:51,561 --> 00:34:53,094 Don't even sweat it, huh? 872 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,896 What do you say we get some ladies up in here, huh? 873 00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:57,365 Blow off some steam! 874 00:34:57,401 --> 00:34:59,067 Emphasis on the "blow," huh? 875 00:34:59,102 --> 00:35:01,202 (chuckling) 876 00:35:04,574 --> 00:35:06,307 Why are you in my house? 877 00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:09,360 Because I got your back, man. 878 00:35:09,396 --> 00:35:12,597 I saw the way they treated you at the crime scene. 879 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,133 Anyways, I know you didn't kill those people. 880 00:35:15,168 --> 00:35:16,634 Did you? 881 00:35:19,139 --> 00:35:22,540 (laughing): I'm just joking! God... 882 00:35:22,576 --> 00:35:25,143 You need to relax, get yourself a little shiatsu. 883 00:35:25,178 --> 00:35:26,311 Mmm. 884 00:35:26,346 --> 00:35:28,146 Ah... 885 00:35:28,181 --> 00:35:29,280 This feels good. 886 00:35:29,316 --> 00:35:31,850 Feels good, hanging out here with you. 887 00:35:31,885 --> 00:35:34,986 I mean, ever since I, you know, went to Hell, it's just... 888 00:35:35,021 --> 00:35:37,555 there's been things in my head 889 00:35:37,591 --> 00:35:40,191 that no one would understand. 890 00:35:41,795 --> 00:35:42,927 Except you, of course. 891 00:35:42,963 --> 00:35:45,196 You know? 892 00:35:45,232 --> 00:35:46,898 I just want you to know... 893 00:35:46,933 --> 00:35:49,634 I respect the hell out of you. 894 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:50,969 (giggles) 895 00:35:51,004 --> 00:35:51,970 Get it? 896 00:35:52,005 --> 00:35:53,738 Hell? (laughs) 897 00:35:53,774 --> 00:35:55,140 Up top. 898 00:35:59,045 --> 00:36:01,346 What, you just gonna leave me hanging? 899 00:36:01,381 --> 00:36:03,748 You've got red paint on your hand. 900 00:36:03,784 --> 00:36:04,949 Huh? 901 00:36:04,985 --> 00:36:07,018 Just like the paint we found at the warehouse. 902 00:36:07,053 --> 00:36:08,453 I must've gotten it on me at the scene. 903 00:36:08,488 --> 00:36:09,721 Oh, I doubt that. 904 00:36:09,756 --> 00:36:11,990 Everyone was wearing gloves. 905 00:36:18,965 --> 00:36:20,565 Aw, man! 906 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,933 You caught me! 907 00:36:21,968 --> 00:36:23,768 Literally red-handed. (laughs) 908 00:36:23,804 --> 00:36:25,770 Oh, I was, I was wondering 909 00:36:25,806 --> 00:36:27,572 when you'd figure it out. 910 00:36:27,607 --> 00:36:30,608 You know, when I asked if you did it? 911 00:36:30,644 --> 00:36:32,944 Totally thought you were gonna ask me. 912 00:36:32,979 --> 00:36:34,879 Been dying all day to tell you. 913 00:36:34,915 --> 00:36:37,115 You? 914 00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:38,249 Uh-huh. 915 00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:39,250 You did this? 916 00:36:39,286 --> 00:36:40,785 You killed those people? 917 00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:41,786 Oh, you mean those frauds? 918 00:36:41,822 --> 00:36:43,254 Duh! 919 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:44,730 So, what do you... what do you think? 920 00:36:44,758 --> 00:36:46,324 Impressed? Hmm? 921 00:36:46,359 --> 00:36:47,525 You're insane. 922 00:36:47,561 --> 00:36:48,860 I know! It's... 923 00:36:48,895 --> 00:36:50,061 Don't you love it? 924 00:36:50,096 --> 00:36:51,262 I mean, of course you do. 925 00:36:51,298 --> 00:36:52,397 I mean, we're the same. 926 00:36:52,432 --> 00:36:55,066 Oh, we are not the same. 927 00:36:55,101 --> 00:36:56,568 Wait, wait, wait. 928 00:36:56,603 --> 00:36:59,070 I-If you're worried, 929 00:36:59,105 --> 00:37:03,041 I've got the perfect person to pin it on: 930 00:37:03,076 --> 00:37:04,509 that street preacher. 931 00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:05,810 Genius, right? 932 00:37:05,846 --> 00:37:07,078 Guy's crazy. Yeah. 933 00:37:07,113 --> 00:37:08,546 And I already dropped some evidence, so it's... 934 00:37:08,582 --> 00:37:11,149 Whoa! 935 00:37:11,184 --> 00:37:13,117 But I did this for you. 936 00:37:13,153 --> 00:37:14,118 Aren't you happy? 937 00:37:14,154 --> 00:37:16,154 Why would I be happy? 938 00:37:16,189 --> 00:37:18,256 I'm not evil. I punish evil. 939 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,845 - Yeah, but, but you're, you know... - The Devil, yes. 940 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:21,328 And you think you know who that is, don't you? 941 00:37:21,329 --> 00:37:22,796 The whole world does. 942 00:37:22,829 --> 00:37:25,230 A torturer, maybe. 943 00:37:25,265 --> 00:37:27,899 An inflictor of just desserts, sure. 944 00:37:27,934 --> 00:37:30,535 But a senseless murderer I am not. 945 00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:33,271 Perhaps I need to clarify my position. 946 00:37:33,306 --> 00:37:34,539 Hey, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 947 00:37:34,574 --> 00:37:36,107 I've got this, remember? 948 00:37:36,142 --> 00:37:37,275 (laughs) 949 00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:38,710 Don't worry, Malcolm. 950 00:37:38,745 --> 00:37:40,345 I'm not gonna send you to Hell. 951 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:43,114 I'm going to bring it right to you. 952 00:37:45,051 --> 00:37:46,551 And after I'm finished with you, 953 00:37:46,586 --> 00:37:48,119 Detective Decker can put you 954 00:37:48,154 --> 00:37:49,520 in a cold, dark room 955 00:37:49,556 --> 00:37:51,556 so you can think about what you've done, young man. 956 00:37:52,225 --> 00:37:54,125 Oh... 957 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,326 (both laughing) 958 00:37:57,831 --> 00:37:59,197 (whimpering) 959 00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:00,632 Ah! 960 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,901 AMENADIEL: Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 961 00:38:15,332 --> 00:38:18,129 After the monumentally dreadful day I've had, 962 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,039 you decide to drop in now? 963 00:38:20,139 --> 00:38:21,305 I'm clearing up your mess, by the way, 964 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,473 so if you don't mind. 965 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,475 You sent your demon to seduce me 966 00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:25,843 and then kill me. 967 00:38:25,878 --> 00:38:27,246 (Lucifer chuckles) 968 00:38:27,247 --> 00:38:28,010 AMENADIEL: Yeah. 969 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,214 I definitely mind. 970 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,117 Right. 971 00:38:33,152 --> 00:38:34,218 Wonderful. 972 00:38:34,253 --> 00:38:35,452 Now look what you've done. 973 00:38:35,488 --> 00:38:37,254 The man you just freed-- 974 00:38:37,289 --> 00:38:38,689 you know, the one you raised from the dead-- 975 00:38:38,724 --> 00:38:39,857 he's murdering humans. 976 00:38:39,892 --> 00:38:43,527 And that... that is on your hands, brother. 977 00:38:43,562 --> 00:38:44,995 You're wrong. 978 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,263 It's your fault. 979 00:38:46,298 --> 00:38:47,564 Oh... 980 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,500 It always has been. 981 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:52,736 Hate to break it to you, bro... 982 00:38:53,739 --> 00:38:54,605 (grunts) 983 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,939 ...but this time, I'm fighting back. 984 00:38:55,975 --> 00:38:57,474 (grunting) 985 00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:59,710 If only you'd done what was asked of you, 986 00:38:59,745 --> 00:39:01,045 none of this would've happened, 987 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,646 and I'd still be home... 988 00:39:02,682 --> 00:39:04,014 (grunts) 989 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,182 ...where I belong! 990 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:08,118 Heaven? Really? 991 00:39:08,154 --> 00:39:09,687 You're sure that's still home, eh? 992 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,588 After everything you've done? 993 00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:15,292 Sleeping with a demon. 994 00:39:15,327 --> 00:39:18,662 Think Dad might have another assignment for you. 995 00:39:18,698 --> 00:39:21,298 Somewhere, I don't know, slightly warmer. 996 00:39:22,134 --> 00:39:23,600 (yells) 997 00:39:29,341 --> 00:39:30,841 Why? 998 00:39:30,876 --> 00:39:32,743 Why did you have to use her? 999 00:39:32,778 --> 00:39:35,279 (laughs) 1000 00:39:35,314 --> 00:39:38,182 Now I get what this little tantrum's really about. 1001 00:39:38,217 --> 00:39:40,150 It's about Maze. 1002 00:39:40,186 --> 00:39:41,785 You like her. 1003 00:39:41,821 --> 00:39:44,154 Well, I mean, I don't blame you, brother. 1004 00:39:44,190 --> 00:39:46,724 She is a wild woman in the sack. 1005 00:39:52,164 --> 00:39:53,597 Listen, if you wanted me dead, 1006 00:39:53,632 --> 00:39:55,833 you should've had the balls to do it yourself! 1007 00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,470 Oh, please. 1008 00:39:59,505 --> 00:40:02,172 You're the one who's been using pawns from the start. 1009 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:03,574 Linda, Malcolm, huh? 1010 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,642 Now the detective. 1011 00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:07,530 You're a coward! 1012 00:40:07,554 --> 00:40:09,080 Chloe? 1013 00:40:09,081 --> 00:40:11,749 I don't even know what you're talking about! 1014 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,751 You always were a lousy liar. 1015 00:40:19,058 --> 00:40:21,024 You justify it all, don't you? 1016 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,192 Claim it's all done 1017 00:40:22,228 --> 00:40:24,361 in the name of our father, 1018 00:40:24,396 --> 00:40:26,396 but... 1019 00:40:26,432 --> 00:40:28,799 it's for your sake, brother. 1020 00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:30,501 And they call me the prideful one. 1021 00:40:30,536 --> 00:40:33,070 Enough! 1022 00:40:33,105 --> 00:40:35,139 I'm the pawn. 1023 00:40:35,174 --> 00:40:38,075 You both used me. 1024 00:40:39,545 --> 00:40:41,478 You know what? 1025 00:40:41,514 --> 00:40:42,646 Here. 1026 00:40:44,517 --> 00:40:46,650 Kill each other. 1027 00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:02,566 (sighs) 1028 00:41:03,602 --> 00:41:06,470 Now where do I get a drink? 1029 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,006 The last place the preacher was seen was near LUX. 1030 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,909 Remember, he's to be considered armed and dangerous. 1031 00:41:11,944 --> 00:41:13,544 Malcolm took Lucifer into the club. 1032 00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:15,112 You guys see anything, you get on the radio. 1033 00:41:15,147 --> 00:41:16,113 All right, I'll check the club. 1034 00:41:16,148 --> 00:41:17,148 You guys search the area. 1035 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,583 ( Eyes That Kill by Coobee Coo plays ) 1036 00:41:19,618 --> 00:41:22,953 ♪ I was looking for you ♪ 1037 00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:30,093 ♪ In all the right places ♪ Mmm. 1038 00:41:30,129 --> 00:41:32,296 Hello, Detective. 1039 00:41:32,331 --> 00:41:34,131 If you've come to have a shot at me, now's the time. 1040 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:36,333 Everyone's doing it. 1041 00:41:37,469 --> 00:41:39,837 Yeah, your scuffle with the preacher 1042 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,271 made the local news. 1043 00:41:41,307 --> 00:41:42,272 (laughs) 1044 00:41:42,308 --> 00:41:43,740 Oh, that. 1045 00:41:43,776 --> 00:41:45,943 That was about five disasters ago. 1046 00:41:45,978 --> 00:41:48,045 God, your face... 1047 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,279 Yeah, well, what can I say? 1048 00:41:49,315 --> 00:41:51,014 You should've seen the other chap. 1049 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,316 Thought I did. 1050 00:41:52,351 --> 00:41:53,417 What happened? 1051 00:41:53,452 --> 00:41:55,853 (scoffs) Well... 1052 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,621 where do I begin? 1053 00:41:57,656 --> 00:42:01,391 With the grandest fall in the history of time? 1054 00:42:01,427 --> 00:42:03,427 Or perhaps the far more agonizing 1055 00:42:03,462 --> 00:42:05,262 punishment that followed? 1056 00:42:06,632 --> 00:42:07,898 To be blamed for every 1057 00:42:07,933 --> 00:42:11,301 morsel of evil humanity's endured, 1058 00:42:11,337 --> 00:42:13,971 every atrocity committed in my name? 1059 00:42:14,006 --> 00:42:16,206 ♪ Trying to impress you ♪ 1060 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:20,744 As though I wanted people to suffer. 1061 00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:23,146 All I ever wanted 1062 00:42:23,182 --> 00:42:25,682 was to be my own man here. 1063 00:42:25,718 --> 00:42:28,352 To be judged for my own doing. 1064 00:42:28,387 --> 00:42:29,920 And for that? 1065 00:42:31,123 --> 00:42:33,257 I've been shown how truly powerless I am. 1066 00:42:35,394 --> 00:42:37,194 That even the people I trusted-- 1067 00:42:37,229 --> 00:42:39,196 the one person, you-- 1068 00:42:39,231 --> 00:42:41,732 (sighs sadly) 1069 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:43,901 could be used to hurt me. 1070 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:45,770 Lucifer... 1071 00:42:45,804 --> 00:42:48,005 Yes? 1072 00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:56,179 (laughing): What? 1073 00:42:56,215 --> 00:42:58,081 Put your hands up and move away from the bar. 1074 00:43:04,189 --> 00:43:05,722 Detective, there's an explanation... 1075 00:43:05,758 --> 00:43:06,758 Stop! 1076 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:07,824 Don't say another word. 1077 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:08,992 Put your hands up. 1078 00:43:11,563 --> 00:43:13,163 Or you'll leave us no choice. 1079 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,734 Lucifer Morningstar, you're under arrest. 1080 00:43:23,993 --> 00:43:30,493 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man