1 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,098 No, Amy, it's definitely not the fifth moon of Sinda Callista. 2 00:00:11,582 --> 00:00:13,209 I think I can see a Ryman's. 3 00:00:26,411 --> 00:00:29,259 It's saying we're on Earth! Essex, Colchester. 4 00:00:39,203 --> 00:00:40,498 It's taking off again. 5 00:00:43,279 --> 00:00:44,618 Can you hear me? 6 00:00:59,878 --> 00:01:02,481 Hello? Hello, please? Hello? 7 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:09,538 I need your help. There's been an accident. 8 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,890 Please, help me. 9 00:01:29,876 --> 00:01:30,635 Hello? 10 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,138 Please, will you help me? 11 00:01:35,599 --> 00:01:36,738 Help you? 12 00:01:37,863 --> 00:01:40,318 - What's wrong? - Something terrible's happened. 13 00:01:41,314 --> 00:01:42,378 Please help me. 14 00:02:00,601 --> 00:02:03,938 - Craig, what's that on the ceiling? - What's what on the ceiling? That! 15 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:07,738 It's coming from upstairs. Who lives up there again? 16 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:11,018 Just some bloke. 17 00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:17,378 So what's the plan tonight? Pizza, booze, telly? 18 00:02:17,862 --> 00:02:19,298 Pizza, booze, telly. 19 00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:21,942 What is he doing up there? 20 00:02:28,153 --> 00:02:30,949 - You put the advert up yet? - Did it today, paper shop window. 21 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:33,578 "One furnished room available immediately, shared kitchen, 22 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:36,317 "bathroom, with 27-year-old male, non smoker, 23 00:02:36,437 --> 00:02:39,258 "£400 pcm - per calendar month - suit young professional." 24 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:42,567 Mmm, sounds ideal. That's your mission in life, Craig. 25 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:43,938 Find me a man! 26 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,498 Otherwise you'll have to settle for me. 27 00:02:46,658 --> 00:02:48,574 You'll have to settle for me first. 28 00:02:48,694 --> 00:02:51,663 Oh, Melina again. What? 29 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:53,439 Right. 30 00:02:54,582 --> 00:02:56,298 But I've kind of got plans. 31 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,378 - No, nothing important, just Craig. - Thanks, Soph! 32 00:03:00,538 --> 00:03:01,978 Sorry, you know what I mean! 33 00:03:02,403 --> 00:03:04,528 I'll talk to Craig, OK. 34 00:03:05,255 --> 00:03:07,521 Now she's having a Dylan crisis on top of the Clare crisis. 35 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:09,268 It could be another all-nighter. 36 00:03:09,985 --> 00:03:11,755 I'm sorry, but I really should go. 37 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,261 Do you mind if I go? 38 00:03:13,381 --> 00:03:16,058 No, not at all. No, honestly, course not, go. 39 00:03:16,218 --> 00:03:18,904 - Cos I could stay. We've got plans. - No, go on. 40 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:21,305 Just pizza. 41 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,098 It's just pizza. 42 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:29,538 Right, I'm going. 43 00:03:29,698 --> 00:03:32,098 All right, then. Well, I'll see you soon. 44 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:36,698 All right, and give me a call, I hope everything's OK. 45 00:03:37,056 --> 00:03:38,258 Thanks, sorry. 46 00:04:01,258 --> 00:04:02,658 Just tell her. 47 00:04:02,778 --> 00:04:04,578 Just tell her. "I love you." 48 00:04:05,883 --> 00:04:06,818 "I love you." 49 00:04:06,978 --> 00:04:10,138 Just: "Hey, I don't know if you knew..." 50 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:17,577 Every time! 51 00:04:20,073 --> 00:04:21,338 I love you. 52 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,261 I love you! 53 00:04:30,377 --> 00:04:32,454 Well, that's good, cos I'm your new lodger. 54 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:36,218 Do you know, this is going to be easier than I expected! 55 00:05:13,309 --> 00:05:15,949 But I only just put the advert up today, I didn't put my address. 56 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:19,549 Well, aren't you lucky I came along? More lucky than you know. 57 00:05:20,589 --> 00:05:22,110 Less of a young professional, 58 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:24,589 more of an ancient amateur, 59 00:05:25,089 --> 00:05:26,709 but frankly I'm an absolute dream. 60 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,075 Hang on, mate, I don't know if I want you staying, and 61 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,197 give me back those keys, you can't have! 62 00:05:31,317 --> 00:05:32,669 Quite right. Have some rent. 63 00:05:32,829 --> 00:05:35,909 That's probably quite a lot, isn't it? Looks like a lot. 64 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,172 Is it a lot? I can never tell. 65 00:05:44,897 --> 00:05:48,341 Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless you like sweets. I like sweets. 66 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:53,309 That's how we greet each other nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor. 67 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:55,389 Well, they call me the Doctor, I don't know why. 68 00:05:55,549 --> 00:05:58,549 I call me the Doctor too. Still don't know why. 69 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,349 Craig Owens. The Doctor? 70 00:06:01,469 --> 00:06:03,469 - Who lives upstairs? - Just some bloke. 71 00:06:04,436 --> 00:06:06,917 - What does he look like? - Normal. He's very quiet. 72 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:08,429 Usually. 73 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:11,669 Sorry, who are you again? Hello?! 74 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:12,829 Excuse me? 75 00:06:14,256 --> 00:06:15,848 I suppose that's... 76 00:06:16,729 --> 00:06:17,579 dry rot? 77 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:20,469 - Or damp. Or mildew. - Or none of the above. 78 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:22,069 I'll get someone to fix it. 79 00:06:22,229 --> 00:06:24,109 I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. 80 00:06:24,229 --> 00:06:26,309 No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister. 81 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,225 This is the most beautiful parlour I have ever seen, 82 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,389 you're obviously a man of impeccable taste. 83 00:06:31,549 --> 00:06:33,229 I can stay, Craig, can't I? Say I can. 84 00:06:33,389 --> 00:06:35,429 You haven't even seen the room. Your room. 85 00:06:35,589 --> 00:06:38,115 My room? Oh, yes, my room, my room. 86 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,790 Take me to my room! 87 00:06:43,266 --> 00:06:45,341 This is Mark's old room, he owns the place, 88 00:06:45,461 --> 00:06:47,829 moved out about a month ago. An uncle he'd never even heard of 89 00:06:47,989 --> 00:06:49,389 died and left a load of money. 90 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:50,911 How very convenient. 91 00:06:51,669 --> 00:06:53,549 This'll do just right. In fact... 92 00:07:01,461 --> 00:07:03,389 No time to lose. I'll take it. 93 00:07:03,509 --> 00:07:05,844 Ah... you'll want to see my credentials. 94 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:07,909 There... National Insurance number... 95 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:09,629 NHS number... 96 00:07:10,294 --> 00:07:11,558 References... 97 00:07:11,678 --> 00:07:13,877 Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury? 98 00:07:13,997 --> 00:07:16,109 I'm his special favourite. 99 00:07:17,398 --> 00:07:19,189 Are you hungry? I'm hungry. 100 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:22,743 I haven't got anything in. 101 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:24,651 You've got everything I need 102 00:07:24,771 --> 00:07:27,786 for an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux! 103 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,817 So who's the girl on the fridge? 104 00:07:29,937 --> 00:07:31,260 My friend. Sophie. 105 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,028 - Girlfriend? - A friend who is a girl. 106 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,563 There's nothing going on. 107 00:07:34,683 --> 00:07:36,419 That's completely normal. Works for me. 108 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,389 We met at work about a year ago at the call centre. 109 00:07:38,549 --> 00:07:41,627 Oh, really, a communications exchange? That could be handy. 110 00:07:41,747 --> 00:07:45,167 Firm's going down though. The bosses are using a totally rubbish business model. 111 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:48,116 I know what they should do, I got a plan all worked out, but 112 00:07:48,236 --> 00:07:51,672 I'm just a phone drone, I can't go running in saying I know best. 113 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:53,829 Why am I telling you this? I don't even know you. 114 00:07:53,989 --> 00:07:55,361 I've got one of those faces. 115 00:07:55,481 --> 00:07:58,304 People never stop blurting out their plans while I'm around. 116 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:00,869 Right, where's your stuff? 117 00:08:00,989 --> 00:08:03,589 Don't worry, it'll materialise, 118 00:08:04,038 --> 00:08:05,989 if all goes to plan. 119 00:08:11,735 --> 00:08:13,629 Oh, which one, which one?! No! 120 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,149 Why won't you land?! 121 00:08:20,669 --> 00:08:23,069 Oh, that was incredible! 122 00:08:23,777 --> 00:08:26,789 That was absolutely brilliant. Where did you learn to cook? 123 00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:29,709 Paris, in the 18th century. No, hang on, 124 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,349 that's not recent, is it? 17th? 125 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,949 No, no, no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing them in the right order. 126 00:08:36,323 --> 00:08:38,789 Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird? 127 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:42,349 They never really stop. Ever been to Paris, Craig? 128 00:08:42,548 --> 00:08:44,869 Nah, I can't see the point of Paris. 129 00:08:45,321 --> 00:08:48,001 - I'm not much of a traveller. - I can tell from your sofa. 130 00:08:48,121 --> 00:08:50,209 My sofa? You're starting to look like it. 131 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:53,801 Thanks, mate, that's lovely! 132 00:08:54,094 --> 00:08:56,389 No, I like it here. 133 00:08:56,589 --> 00:08:58,869 I'd miss it, I'd miss... 134 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,669 - Those keys? - What? 135 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:03,726 You're sort of... 136 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,029 ... fondling them. 137 00:09:07,528 --> 00:09:09,131 - I'm holding them. - Right. 138 00:09:09,251 --> 00:09:10,347 Anyway... 139 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:12,949 these... 140 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,029 these are your keys. 141 00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:16,521 I can stay? 142 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:20,158 Yeah, you're weird and you can cook, it's good enough for me. 143 00:09:20,278 --> 00:09:22,069 Outdoor, front door, 144 00:09:22,269 --> 00:09:26,269 - your door. - My door. My place. My gaff! 145 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,297 Me with a key. 146 00:09:28,604 --> 00:09:31,004 And listen, Mark and I, we had an arrangement where 147 00:09:31,124 --> 00:09:35,124 if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout, OK? 148 00:09:38,591 --> 00:09:39,989 Why would I want that? 149 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:43,587 In case you want to bring someone round. A girlfriend or... 150 00:09:44,003 --> 00:09:45,309 a boyfriend? 151 00:09:45,571 --> 00:09:47,829 Oh, I will. I'll shout if that happens. 152 00:09:48,226 --> 00:09:50,349 Yes. Something like... 153 00:09:50,854 --> 00:09:53,269 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS! 154 00:09:53,997 --> 00:09:55,549 By the way, that... 155 00:09:57,392 --> 00:09:58,438 the rot. 156 00:10:00,269 --> 00:10:03,178 I've got the strangest feeling we shouldn't touch it. 157 00:10:10,823 --> 00:10:12,224 Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond. 158 00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:13,726 Come in, Pond. 159 00:10:16,189 --> 00:10:17,784 Oooh. Sorry! 160 00:10:17,904 --> 00:10:19,629 Could you not wreck my new earpiece, Pond? 161 00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:22,909 No, I mean, he seems a laugh. 162 00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:25,829 He's a bit weird, good weird, you know? 163 00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:29,949 'And he just happens to have three grand on him in a paper bag? 164 00:10:30,829 --> 00:10:33,389 Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?! 165 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:36,269 Craig, what if he's a dealer?! 166 00:10:43,369 --> 00:10:45,349 Hello. Stop, please. 167 00:10:45,549 --> 00:10:48,389 Can you hear me? I need your help. 168 00:10:48,589 --> 00:10:50,189 How's the TARDIS coping? 169 00:10:50,389 --> 00:10:51,829 See for yourself. 170 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,146 Ooh, nasty. 171 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:02,069 She's locked in a materialisation loop, trying to land again but she can't. 172 00:11:02,189 --> 00:11:04,658 And whatever's stopping her is upstairs in that flat. 173 00:11:04,778 --> 00:11:06,789 So go upstairs and sort it! 174 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:09,629 Please. My little girl's hurt. 175 00:11:18,641 --> 00:11:19,949 I don't know what it is yet! 176 00:11:20,949 --> 00:11:24,841 Anything that can stop the TARDIS from landing is big, scary big! 177 00:11:25,638 --> 00:11:28,509 Wait... aren't you scared? 178 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,428 I'm so sorry, but will you help me? Please. 179 00:11:33,469 --> 00:11:34,729 Help you? 180 00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:38,309 A bow tie, are you serious?! 181 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,843 Hang on a sec. 182 00:11:39,963 --> 00:11:42,229 What? Craig, Craig? 183 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:47,269 Orange juice, eocenes Arbuckle, rare tarantula on the table, ooh! 184 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,926 I can't go up there until I know what it is and how to deal with it! 185 00:11:50,046 --> 00:11:54,046 It is vital that this "man" upstairs doesn't realise who and what I am. 186 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,549 So no sonicking. 187 00:11:56,669 --> 00:12:00,269 No advanced technology. I can only use this cos we're on scramble. 188 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,069 To anyone else hearing this conversation, we're talking absolute gibberish. 189 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:05,834 Practical eruption in chicken. 190 00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:08,340 Descartes Lombardy spiral. 191 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:12,069 All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. 192 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,109 Simple. What could possibly go wrong? 193 00:12:14,229 --> 00:12:15,291 Have you seen you? 194 00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:17,709 So you're just going to be snide? No helpful hints? 195 00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:21,549 Hmm, well, here's one... bow tie, get rid! 196 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:23,404 Bow ties are cool. 197 00:12:24,235 --> 00:12:27,189 Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do. 198 00:12:27,309 --> 00:12:30,629 They watch telly, they play football, they go down the pub. 199 00:12:30,829 --> 00:12:33,149 I could do those things! I don't, but I could! 200 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:35,509 Hang on. Wait, wait, wait! Amy?! 201 00:12:43,005 --> 00:12:43,868 Interesting. 202 00:12:45,179 --> 00:12:46,949 Localised time loop. 203 00:12:48,707 --> 00:12:51,066 - What's all that? - Time distortion. 204 00:12:51,845 --> 00:12:54,388 Whatever's happening upstairs, is still affecting you. 205 00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:09,309 It's stopped... ish! 206 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,395 - How about your end? - My end's good. 207 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,509 Doesn't sound great, but nothing to worry about? 208 00:13:18,485 --> 00:13:21,589 No, not really! Just keep the zigzag plotter on full, that'll protect you. 209 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:29,029 - Amy, I said the zigzag plotter! - I pulled the zigzag plotter! 210 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:31,246 What, you're standing with the door behind you? 211 00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:34,948 OK, take two steps to your right and pull it again! 212 00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:47,052 Now, I must not use the sonic. 213 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:49,400 I've got work to do, need to pick up a few items. 214 00:13:58,691 --> 00:14:00,109 Don't get comfortable! 215 00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:13,949 - Doctor! - Hello! 216 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,957 How long are you going to be in there? 217 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,170 Sorry, I like a good soak! 218 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,068 - What the hell was that? - What did you say? 219 00:14:27,203 --> 00:14:30,069 I'm just going to go upstairs, see if he's OK. 220 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,107 Sorry? 221 00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:45,865 What did you say? 222 00:14:52,145 --> 00:14:53,109 Yes? Hello? 223 00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,126 Craig? 224 00:14:57,350 --> 00:15:00,748 It's me from downstairs. I heard a big bang. 225 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:04,509 No choice... it's sonicking time. 226 00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:08,039 Thank you, Craig, but I don't need your help. 227 00:15:14,338 --> 00:15:17,300 - What happened, what's going on? - Is that my toothbrush? 228 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,120 Correct. You spoke to the man upstairs? What did he look like? 229 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,820 More normal than you do at the moment. What are you doing? 230 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,571 I thought you might be in trouble. 231 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,276 Thanks! 232 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:27,851 Well if I ever am, 233 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:31,727 you can come and save me with my toothbrush. 234 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:41,737 Hello? 235 00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:44,709 Hello! The Doctor. 236 00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,971 - Right. - You must be Sophie. 237 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,168 No, Dom's in Malta, there's nobody around. 238 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:56,559 Hang on a sec. 239 00:15:56,679 --> 00:16:00,155 We've got a match today, pub league, we're one down if you fancy it? 240 00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,268 Pub league? A drinking competition? 241 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,005 No... football... play football? 242 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:10,504 Football! Yes, blokes play football! I'm good at football, I think. 243 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,855 You've saved my life! I've got somebody. 244 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,341 All right, see you down there. 245 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,383 I thought I'd come early and meet your new flatmate. 246 00:16:17,503 --> 00:16:19,003 Do you play, Sophie? 247 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:23,097 Soph just stands on the sidelines, she's my mascot. 248 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:24,869 I'm your mascot? Mascot?! 249 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,829 Not my mascot, it's a football match, I can't take a date. 250 00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:31,829 - I didn't say I was your date. - Neither did I. 251 00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:37,864 Better get dressed. 252 00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,585 The spare kit's just in the bottom drawer. 253 00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:45,840 Bit of a mess. 254 00:16:49,287 --> 00:16:51,637 - What d'you think? - You didn't say he was gorgeous! 255 00:16:51,757 --> 00:16:53,959 You unlocked the door. How did you do that? Those are your keys, 256 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,912 you must have left them last time you came here. 257 00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:59,149 Yeah, but I... How do you know these are my keys? 258 00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,630 - I've been holding them! - I have got another set. 259 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,109 You've got two sets of keys to someone else's house? 260 00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:05,530 I see! 261 00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,430 You must like it here too. 262 00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:23,551 I'm going out, if I hang about the house all the time, 263 00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:26,869 him upstairs might get suspicious, notice me. 264 00:17:27,182 --> 00:17:29,749 Football, OK, well done, that is normal. 265 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,269 Yeah, football, all outdoorsy. 266 00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:36,029 Now, football's the one with the sticks, isn't it? 267 00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:39,387 What are you actually called, what's your proper name? 268 00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:40,702 Just call me the Doctor. 269 00:17:40,822 --> 00:17:43,544 I can't say to these guys, "Hey, this is my new flatmate, he's called the Doctor." 270 00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,337 - Why not? - Cos it's weird. 271 00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:48,256 All right, Craig. Soph. All right, mate. 272 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,349 Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate. 273 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:55,783 - I'm called the Doctor. - All right, Doctor. I'm Sean. 274 00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,428 - Where are you strongest? - Arms. 275 00:17:59,149 --> 00:18:02,189 No, he means, what position? On the field? 276 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:04,869 Not sure. The front? The side? 277 00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:08,588 - Below? - Are you any good though? 278 00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:11,025 Let's find out! 279 00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:22,549 That's not bad. 280 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,472 Yes. Go! 281 00:18:27,869 --> 00:18:29,389 One two, one two! 282 00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:32,469 Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor! 283 00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:42,988 You're brilliant, you're amazing! 284 00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:51,828 Come on, Craig, show them what you've got! 285 00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,108 I love this game! 286 00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:42,829 Please can you help me? 287 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:46,822 Can you help me, please? 288 00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:50,923 Can you help me? 289 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:53,841 Hello? 290 00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:03,906 I've lost my mum, I don't know where she is. 291 00:20:04,026 --> 00:20:05,543 Please can you help me? 292 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,758 Help you? 293 00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:11,669 You poor thing, what's happened? 294 00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:13,747 Can you help me find her? 295 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:17,198 You are so on the team! 296 00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:20,229 Next week we've got the Crown and Anchor, we'll annihilate them! 297 00:20:20,389 --> 00:20:22,869 No violence, not while I'm around, 298 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,684 not today, not ever. I'm the Doctor, the oncoming storm... 299 00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:27,829 and you meant beat them in a football match? 300 00:20:29,219 --> 00:20:30,909 Lovely, what sort of time? 301 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,789 - It's happening again! Worse! - What does the scanner say? 302 00:20:58,903 --> 00:20:59,973 A lot of nines. 303 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,029 Is it good that they're nines? Tell me it's good! 304 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,082 Yes, yes, it's... it's good! 305 00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:07,749 Zigzag plotter, zigzag plotter. 306 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,789 Are you there? 307 00:21:25,524 --> 00:21:27,309 Yes, hello. 308 00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:30,389 Thank heavens. I thought the TARDIS had been flung off into the vortex 309 00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:31,909 with you inside it, 310 00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:33,749 lost forever. 311 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,669 That could actually happen? 312 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:38,109 - You have got to get me out of here. - How are the numbers? 313 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:41,469 All fives. 314 00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:43,109 Fives? 315 00:21:46,018 --> 00:21:46,909 Even better. 316 00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:49,481 Still, it means the effect's almost unbelievably 317 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,309 powerful and dangerous, but don't worry. 318 00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,029 Hang on, OK? 319 00:21:53,619 --> 00:21:56,237 - I've got some rewiring to do. - Hey! You..."hang on"! 320 00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:07,309 Hello, flatmate. 321 00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:09,166 Hey, man. 322 00:22:09,616 --> 00:22:12,770 Listen, Sophie's coming round tonight 323 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:16,189 and I was wondering if you could give us some space? 324 00:22:16,801 --> 00:22:19,119 Oh, don't mind me. You won't even know I'm here. 325 00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,069 That's the idea. 326 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,715 Yes, perfect! 327 00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:27,937 What a beauty! 328 00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:35,656 - That's got bigger. - Oh, yeah. 329 00:22:36,728 --> 00:22:38,078 Are we going out? 330 00:22:38,469 --> 00:22:41,199 I've had a bit of a weird day, can we do pizza-booze-telly? 331 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,869 Great, love it! Wait. 332 00:22:43,597 --> 00:22:46,721 No Melina, no crises, no interruptions. 333 00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:49,754 Great. Excellent. 334 00:22:54,505 --> 00:22:55,355 I've... 335 00:23:00,886 --> 00:23:02,069 I think... 336 00:23:03,745 --> 00:23:05,469 Where's this going? 337 00:23:06,997 --> 00:23:08,397 I think that we... 338 00:23:11,919 --> 00:23:12,969 ... should... 339 00:23:16,509 --> 00:23:18,068 Hello. What? 340 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,349 Sorry, don't worry, I wasn't listening, in a world of my own down there. 341 00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:25,069 - I thought you were going out? - Just re-connecting all the electrics, 342 00:23:25,189 --> 00:23:28,538 it's a real mess. Where's the on-switch for this? 343 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:31,709 - He really is on his way out. - No, I don't mind, if you don't mind. 344 00:23:32,575 --> 00:23:34,229 I don't mind, why would I mind? 345 00:23:34,389 --> 00:23:36,366 Then stay, have a drink with us. 346 00:23:37,601 --> 00:23:39,113 What, do I have to stay now? 347 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:41,285 - Do you want to stay? - I don't mind. 348 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,229 Great! 349 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,228 Cos life can seem pointless, Doctor. 350 00:23:46,348 --> 00:23:48,227 Work, weekend, work, weekend. 351 00:23:48,347 --> 00:23:51,345 And there's six billion people on the planet doing pretty much the same. 352 00:23:51,465 --> 00:23:53,662 Six billion people? Watching you two at work, 353 00:23:53,782 --> 00:23:55,699 I'm starting to wonder where they all come from. 354 00:23:55,819 --> 00:23:58,628 - What? What do you mean by that? - So, the call centre. That's no good? 355 00:23:58,748 --> 00:24:00,579 What do you really want to do? 356 00:24:00,699 --> 00:24:03,499 Don't laugh. I only ever told Craig about it. 357 00:24:04,298 --> 00:24:06,909 I want to work looking after animals. 358 00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:10,620 Maybe abroad? I saw this orang-utan sanctuary on telly. 359 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,505 - What's stopping you? - She can't, 360 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,389 you need loads of qualifications. 361 00:24:15,509 --> 00:24:17,284 Yeah, true. Plus... 362 00:24:17,404 --> 00:24:19,909 it's scary, everyone I know lives round here. 363 00:24:20,069 --> 00:24:23,314 Craig got offered a job in London, better money, didn't take it. 364 00:24:23,434 --> 00:24:26,269 What's wrong with staying here? I can't see the point of London. 365 00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:30,509 Perhaps you'll just have to stay here, secure 366 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,893 and a little bit miserable until the day you drop. 367 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,987 Better than trying and failing, eh? 368 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,189 - You think I'd fail? - Everybody's got dreams, 369 00:24:37,349 --> 00:24:40,549 very few are going to achieve them, so why pretend? 370 00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:46,849 Perhaps, in the whole universe, a call centre is where you should be? 371 00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:49,378 - Why saying that? That's horrible. - Is it true? 372 00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:51,900 Of course it's not. I'm not staying in a call centre all my life, 373 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,515 I can do anything I want! 374 00:24:59,555 --> 00:25:01,449 Oh, my God! Did you see what he just did? 375 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:03,789 What's happening? Are you going to live with monkeys now? 376 00:25:03,949 --> 00:25:05,899 It's a big old world, Sophie. 377 00:25:06,812 --> 00:25:09,149 Work out what's really keeping you here, eh? 378 00:25:10,297 --> 00:25:11,403 I don't know. 379 00:25:11,807 --> 00:25:12,669 Dunno. 380 00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:23,523 So, are you going to be taking off then, seeing the world? 381 00:25:23,643 --> 00:25:25,530 What? Do you think I should? 382 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,595 Yeah... 383 00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:30,989 Like the Doctor says, what's keeping you here? 384 00:25:31,379 --> 00:25:33,229 Yeah, exactly! What? 385 00:25:36,445 --> 00:25:38,128 - Bye. - See you. 386 00:25:43,155 --> 00:25:44,589 See you in a bit. 387 00:25:54,457 --> 00:25:56,239 Right. Shield's up. 388 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:57,409 Let's scan! 389 00:25:58,987 --> 00:26:00,428 What are you getting? 390 00:26:01,384 --> 00:26:02,269 Upstairs. 391 00:26:02,744 --> 00:26:04,589 No traces of high technology. Totally... 392 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:07,568 normal. No no, no, no, it can't be! 393 00:26:07,964 --> 00:26:08,989 It's too normal. 394 00:26:09,681 --> 00:26:12,131 Only for you could too normal be a problem. 395 00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:14,149 You said I'd be lost forever. Just go upstairs. 396 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:17,589 Without knowing, get myself killed, then you really are lost. 397 00:26:17,749 --> 00:26:18,789 If I could just 398 00:26:18,949 --> 00:26:20,662 get a look in there... 399 00:26:20,782 --> 00:26:21,762 Hold on. 400 00:26:22,811 --> 00:26:23,854 Use the data bank, 401 00:26:23,974 --> 00:26:26,909 get me the plans of this building, its history, the layout, everything. 402 00:26:27,069 --> 00:26:29,258 Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy. 403 00:26:52,874 --> 00:26:54,119 The Rotmeister... 404 00:27:07,008 --> 00:27:08,008 Craig? 405 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,749 Breakfast, it's normal. 406 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:21,309 I told you not to touch it! What's that? 407 00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:23,749 An unfamiliar and obviously poisonous substance. 408 00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:25,669 "I know what would be really clever, 409 00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:27,149 "I'll stick my hand in it!" 410 00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:29,029 Come on, Craig, breathe. 411 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,269 Come on, Craig, breathe! Thems are healthy footballer's lungs! 412 00:27:35,558 --> 00:27:37,149 Right. Reverse the enzyme decay. 413 00:27:37,515 --> 00:27:39,367 Excite the tannin molecules. 414 00:27:50,131 --> 00:27:52,539 - I've got to go to work. - On no account. 415 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,824 You need rest. One more. 416 00:28:02,179 --> 00:28:04,089 It's the planning meeting, it's important. 417 00:28:04,209 --> 00:28:05,349 You're important. 418 00:28:08,342 --> 00:28:10,229 You're going to be fine, Craig. 419 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:26,503 What! 420 00:28:42,915 --> 00:28:43,789 Afternoon. 421 00:28:44,743 --> 00:28:46,266 I'm so sorry, Michael, 422 00:28:46,386 --> 00:28:48,469 I don't know what happened, I've got no excuse 423 00:28:48,629 --> 00:28:50,789 I think that's not what my screen is telling me, Mr Lang. 424 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:55,709 - What are you doing here? - If that's your attitude, Mr Lang, 425 00:28:55,869 --> 00:28:58,069 please take your custom elsewhere. 426 00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:00,389 No, that's one of my best clients! 427 00:29:00,549 --> 00:29:02,869 Craig, how are you feeling? Had some time to kill, 428 00:29:03,029 --> 00:29:05,520 I was curious, never worked in an office. Never worked in anywhere. 429 00:29:05,766 --> 00:29:06,786 You're insane! 430 00:29:06,906 --> 00:29:08,790 Leave off the Doctor, I love the Doctor. 431 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,869 He was brilliant in the planning meeting. 432 00:29:11,394 --> 00:29:14,101 - You went to the planning meeting? - I was your representative. 433 00:29:14,221 --> 00:29:16,709 We don't need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang. 434 00:29:16,869 --> 00:29:18,861 Here you go, and I found some custard creams! 435 00:29:18,981 --> 00:29:20,303 Sophie, my hero. 436 00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:23,069 I went on the web, applied for a wildlife charity thing. 437 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,709 They said I could always start as a volunteer straight away. 438 00:29:25,829 --> 00:29:26,998 Should I do it? 439 00:29:27,118 --> 00:29:28,568 Great, yeah, good, go for it. 440 00:29:28,688 --> 00:29:30,830 You look awful. About turn! Bed. Now. 441 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:32,764 Who next? Oh, yes. 442 00:29:35,436 --> 00:29:36,629 Hello, Mr Joergensen. 443 00:29:37,627 --> 00:29:39,607 Can you hold? I have to eat a biscuit. 444 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:06,835 Have you been upstairs? 445 00:30:08,669 --> 00:30:09,669 Yes? 446 00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:27,309 People who never come back down. That's very bad. 447 00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:34,229 - Hello. - I can't take this any more. 448 00:30:34,494 --> 00:30:35,549 I want you to go! 449 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,469 - You can have this back an' all. - What have I done? 450 00:30:40,629 --> 00:30:43,749 - For a start, talking to a cat. - Lots of people talk to cats. 451 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:46,509 Everybody loves you, you're better at football than me, and my job, 452 00:30:46,669 --> 00:30:49,149 and now Sophie's all "Oh, monkeys, monkeys!" 453 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:50,149 And then... 454 00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:51,909 there's that! 455 00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:54,189 It's art! A statement on modern society, 456 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:56,996 "Ain't modern society awful?" 457 00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:01,028 You've been here three days, the three weirdest days of my life. 458 00:31:01,148 --> 00:31:02,938 Your days will get a lot weirder if I go! 459 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:05,104 I can't do this any more! 460 00:31:05,224 --> 00:31:07,697 I can't leave this place. I can't see the point of anywhere else. 461 00:31:07,817 --> 00:31:09,935 Madrid, what a dump! I have to stay. 462 00:31:10,055 --> 00:31:11,869 - No, you have to leave! - I can't go! 463 00:31:12,029 --> 00:31:13,149 Just get out! 464 00:31:13,309 --> 00:31:17,060 Right! Only way! I'm going to show you something, but ssh, really! 465 00:31:18,326 --> 00:31:21,069 I am going to regret this. OK, right... First, general background! 466 00:31:30,071 --> 00:31:31,549 - You're a... - Yes. 467 00:31:32,614 --> 00:31:33,509 From... 468 00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:35,349 You've got a TARDIS! 469 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:36,549 Eleventh! 470 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:37,855 Right... OK, 471 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,569 specific detail! 472 00:31:47,748 --> 00:31:50,291 You saw my ad in the paper shop window. 473 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,458 Yes, with this right above it. Which is odd, 474 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,989 because Amy hasn't written it yet. Time travel, 475 00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:57,172 - it CAN happen. - That's a scanner! 476 00:31:57,406 --> 00:31:58,309 You used 477 00:31:58,469 --> 00:32:00,389 non-technological technology 478 00:32:00,549 --> 00:32:01,965 of Lammasteen. 479 00:32:02,694 --> 00:32:03,469 Shut up! 480 00:32:14,053 --> 00:32:15,670 Please can you help me? 481 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:19,389 Please. 482 00:32:19,549 --> 00:32:20,627 Will you help me? 483 00:32:21,729 --> 00:32:23,149 What's the matter, my love? 484 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:25,221 Help you? 485 00:32:31,348 --> 00:32:32,229 I am never, 486 00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:35,520 ever doing that ever ever again... 487 00:32:36,716 --> 00:32:39,829 - That's Amy Pond! - Of course, you can understand us now, 488 00:32:40,934 --> 00:32:42,109 Got those plans yet? 489 00:32:44,977 --> 00:32:46,360 Still searching for them! 490 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,891 I've worked it out with psychic help from a cat. 491 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,297 - Cat? - Yes, 492 00:32:50,417 --> 00:32:52,389 He's got a time engine in the flat upstairs. 493 00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:55,253 He's using innocent people to try and launch it. Whenever he does, 494 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:57,558 - they get burnt up, hence the stain. - From the ceiling? 495 00:32:57,678 --> 00:32:58,629 Well done. 496 00:32:58,789 --> 00:33:01,215 And you, Miss Pond, nearly get thrown off into the Vortex. 497 00:33:01,335 --> 00:33:02,609 Lovely! 498 00:33:03,371 --> 00:33:06,109 People are dying up there? People are dying. 499 00:33:10,650 --> 00:33:11,909 They're being killed! 500 00:33:12,069 --> 00:33:13,322 Someone's up there. 501 00:33:22,487 --> 00:33:24,549 Craig, come on... someone's dying up there. 502 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:26,829 It's Sophie. 503 00:33:27,409 --> 00:33:29,469 It's Sophie that's dying up there, it's Sophie! 504 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,149 - Where's Sophie! - Wait, wait! 505 00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:36,309 Are you upstairs? 506 00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:38,460 - Just going in! - But you can't be upstairs. 507 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:41,448 - Of course I can be upstairs! - No! I've got the plans, 508 00:33:41,568 --> 00:33:43,709 you cannot be upstairs, it's a one-storey building. 509 00:33:44,096 --> 00:33:46,065 There is no upstairs! 510 00:33:53,804 --> 00:33:54,515 What? 511 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,332 What? 512 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:00,229 Of course! 513 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,989 The time engine isn't IN the flat. 514 00:34:04,149 --> 00:34:08,349 The time engine IS the flat! Someone's attempt to build a TARDIS. 515 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,699 No, there's always been an upstairs. 516 00:34:10,819 --> 00:34:12,713 - Has there? Think about it! - Yes. 517 00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:14,429 No. I don't... 518 00:34:14,589 --> 00:34:17,588 Perception filter. It's more than a disguise. It tricks your memory. 519 00:34:20,206 --> 00:34:21,508 Oh, my God, Sophie! 520 00:34:21,857 --> 00:34:23,301 - Craig! - It's controlling her. 521 00:34:23,421 --> 00:34:25,240 It's willing her to touch the activator. 522 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,868 It's not going to have her! 523 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:31,269 - Ah! Deadlock seal! - You've got to do something! 524 00:34:33,809 --> 00:34:35,818 What? Why's it let her go? 525 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:45,429 - You will help me. - Right! Stop! Crashed ship, let's see. 526 00:34:45,589 --> 00:34:48,461 Hello, I'm Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue. 527 00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,461 Please state the nature of your emergency. 528 00:34:50,581 --> 00:34:52,548 The ship has crashed. The crew are dead. 529 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,909 A pilot is required. 530 00:34:54,029 --> 00:34:55,588 You're the emergency crash program. 531 00:34:55,749 --> 00:34:58,709 A hologram. You've been luring people up here so you can try them out. 532 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:01,069 You will help me, you will help me.... 533 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:02,728 - Craig! Where am I? - Hush! 534 00:35:02,848 --> 00:35:05,709 Human brains aren't strong enough, they just burn. You're stupid, 535 00:35:06,117 --> 00:35:07,549 you just keep trying. 536 00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:09,589 17 people have been tried. 537 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:12,859 6,000,400,026 remain. 538 00:35:12,979 --> 00:35:15,869 - Seriously, what is going on? - For goodness sake, the top floor 539 00:35:16,029 --> 00:35:17,749 of the building is a space ship, 540 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,789 intent on slaughtering the population of this planet. 541 00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:21,269 Any questions? No, good. 542 00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:22,497 I have questions. 543 00:35:22,617 --> 00:35:24,269 The correct pilot has now been found. 544 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,069 Yes, I was worried you'd say that. 545 00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:27,629 He means you, doesn't he? 546 00:35:27,790 --> 00:35:29,709 The correct pilot has been found. 547 00:35:30,078 --> 00:35:31,789 The correct pilot has been found 548 00:35:32,329 --> 00:35:33,909 The correct pilot has been found 549 00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:35,349 What's happening? 550 00:35:36,015 --> 00:35:37,630 It's pulling me in! I'm the new pilot! 551 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:38,709 Could you do it? 552 00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:41,029 Could you fly the ship safely? 553 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:43,109 No, I'm way too much for this ship. 554 00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:45,454 My hand touches that panel, the planet doesn't blow up, 555 00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:47,274 the whole solar system does. 556 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:51,989 No... worst choice ever, I promise you. Stop this! 557 00:35:53,189 --> 00:35:54,330 It's getting worse. 558 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:57,189 It doesn't want everyone. Craig, it didn't want you! 559 00:35:57,350 --> 00:35:59,269 I spoke to him and he said I couldn't help him! 560 00:35:59,389 --> 00:36:02,229 It didn't want Sophie before today but now it does. What's changed? 561 00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:06,454 No! I gave her the idea of leaving! It's a machine that needs to leave, 562 00:36:06,574 --> 00:36:09,229 it wants people who want to escape! And you don't want to leave, Craig, 563 00:36:09,803 --> 00:36:11,429 you're Mr Sofa Man. 564 00:36:12,830 --> 00:36:14,309 You can shut down the engine. 565 00:36:14,470 --> 00:36:16,669 Put your hand on the panel and concentrate 566 00:36:16,829 --> 00:36:18,221 on why you want to stay! 567 00:36:18,341 --> 00:36:20,389 - Craig, no! - Will it work? Are you sure? 568 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:22,069 - Yes! - Is that a lie? 569 00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:23,589 Of course it's a lie! 570 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:26,428 It's good enough for me. Geronimo! 571 00:36:32,629 --> 00:36:35,509 Craig, what's keeping you here? Think about everything 572 00:36:35,629 --> 00:36:38,709 that makes you want to stay here! Why don't you want to leave? 573 00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:41,149 Sophie! And I don't want to leave Sophie! 574 00:36:41,310 --> 00:36:43,188 I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie! 575 00:36:46,109 --> 00:36:47,948 I love you, too, Craig, you idiot! 576 00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:53,109 - Honestly, do you mean that? - Of course! Do you mean it? 577 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:55,507 I've always meant it. Seriously though, do you mean it? 578 00:36:56,670 --> 00:36:58,189 What about the monkeys? 579 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:01,189 Not now, not again! Craig, the planet's about to burn! 580 00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:03,309 For God's sake, kiss the girl! 581 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:04,868 Kiss the girl! 582 00:37:19,243 --> 00:37:20,257 You've done it. 583 00:37:22,098 --> 00:37:23,131 You've done it! 584 00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:27,869 Now the screen's just zeros! Now it's minus ones, minus twos, minus threes... 585 00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:28,909 Big yes! 586 00:37:29,069 --> 00:37:30,629 Help me. Help me... 587 00:37:32,971 --> 00:37:33,789 Big no. 588 00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:37,229 Did we switch it off? 589 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:40,109 Emergency shutdown, it's imploding, everybody out! 590 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,702 Look at them. Didn't they see that? 591 00:38:15,366 --> 00:38:16,944 The whole top floor just vanished. 592 00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:19,931 Perception filter. There never was a top floor. 593 00:38:33,258 --> 00:38:35,669 - So have we spoiled our friendship? - Totally ruined it. 594 00:38:35,921 --> 00:38:37,309 And what about the monkeys? 595 00:38:37,762 --> 00:38:39,429 We could save them together, you know. 596 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,463 Do whatever we want. 597 00:38:42,076 --> 00:38:44,309 I could see the point of Paris if you were there with me. 598 00:38:44,748 --> 00:38:47,148 First let's destroy our friendship completely. 599 00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,669 What, you're trying to sneak off? 600 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,469 Yes, well, you were sort of... 601 00:39:06,514 --> 00:39:07,228 busy. 602 00:39:09,824 --> 00:39:11,176 I want you to keep these. 603 00:39:12,939 --> 00:39:16,074 Thank you. Cos I might pop back soon, have another little stay. 604 00:39:16,194 --> 00:39:18,109 No, you won't. I've been in your head, remember. 605 00:39:18,687 --> 00:39:20,180 But I still want you to keep them. 606 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,389 Thank you, Craig. 607 00:39:23,905 --> 00:39:24,968 Thank you, Doctor. 608 00:39:28,429 --> 00:39:30,880 Now then. 6,000,400,026 people in the world. 609 00:39:32,223 --> 00:39:33,508 That's the number to beat. 610 00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:04,295 Back in time! You need to go to the paper shop, leave that note for me. 611 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:08,229 Right little matchmaker, aren't you? Can't you find me a fella? 612 00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:11,016 Rectifier's playing up again... 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