1 00:00:00,354 --> 00:00:04,526 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,468 --> 00:00:14,078 - Ah. Oh! Nice. - Huh? Huh? 3 00:00:14,112 --> 00:00:16,352 See? That was nice. Right? 4 00:00:16,387 --> 00:00:17,759 - You know what? - What? 5 00:00:17,794 --> 00:00:19,599 - I think this is our year. - I think you're looking 6 00:00:19,634 --> 00:00:21,034 at the five-man team club champions. 7 00:00:21,068 --> 00:00:23,239 I think we're the team to beat. I really do. 8 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,611 I really think we have a great chance this year. 9 00:00:24,645 --> 00:00:27,818 - I agree. - So, uh, are you ready to go? I gotta go. 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,058 - Why? - You've gotta go? Take it easy. 11 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:31,932 No, I've just gotta get back. I told Ilene I'd be back 12 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:34,339 - at a certain time. - How did I know that? "I told Ilene. 13 00:00:34,373 --> 00:00:35,743 - I've gotta get back." - Okay. 14 00:00:35,777 --> 00:00:37,213 On the way, we'll pick up a new cock for you, okay? 15 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:39,517 Thank you, Eddie. 16 00:00:39,552 --> 00:00:41,987 So listen, why don't we get together at my place tomorrow night-- 17 00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:43,488 dinner, bring the wives? 18 00:00:43,522 --> 00:00:45,626 - A pre-tournament dinner. I like it. - Sure. 19 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,095 What about Funkhouser? Will you call him? 20 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:49,032 I'll call him. He'll be there tomorrow. 21 00:00:49,066 --> 00:00:50,501 - Okay. - Where has he been? Have you seen him? 22 00:00:50,535 --> 00:00:52,472 I don't know what the hell he's doing. 23 00:00:52,506 --> 00:00:54,810 - He hasn't practiced for-- - Like a month I haven't seen him out here. 24 00:00:54,845 --> 00:00:56,579 - No one's seen him! - What does he think? 25 00:00:56,615 --> 00:00:58,583 He's just gonna come out here on Saturday and play great? 26 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:00,721 - I don't get it. - He is great, but is he that great? 27 00:01:00,755 --> 00:01:02,356 - I'll take care of it. - All right. 28 00:01:02,391 --> 00:01:04,561 - I gotta-- I'm sorry, I gotta go. - See you guys later. 29 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:06,532 - See you, guys. - Okay okay. 30 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,335 Jeez. Is there anything more pathetic 31 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,072 than a cowering, emasculated Jew who ha to run home to his wife? 32 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:15,377 - I would agree with you. - That poor fuck. 33 00:01:15,411 --> 00:01:17,047 Imagine how he'd be if he was married to Susie. 34 00:01:17,081 --> 00:01:19,184 He'd have pee stains on his pants constantly. 35 00:01:19,218 --> 00:01:22,222 - He'd be in her purse. You know? - He'd be in her purse. 36 00:01:22,257 --> 00:01:25,427 He has no balls. I have a solid single ball. 37 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:27,965 - Yeah, you've got one ball. - I've got one solid ball. 38 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,768 - Hey, let's get something to eat. - Okay. 39 00:01:29,802 --> 00:01:33,240 Um, you want to try out that palestinian chicken place? 40 00:01:33,274 --> 00:01:35,543 Let's do it. That's all I've ever heard is how great it is. 41 00:01:35,577 --> 00:01:37,079 Fantastic. Okay, let's go. 42 00:01:40,985 --> 00:01:43,521 Mmm, I've never had chicken like this. 43 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:45,658 - I don't know what the hell they're doing. - I don't know. 44 00:01:45,692 --> 00:01:48,695 - It's unlike anything I've ever even tasted. - What about this place? 45 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:51,532 Look at these posters, huh? 46 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,235 Yeah, they do not like the Jews. 47 00:01:53,269 --> 00:01:55,538 - Look at that one. - Ooh. 48 00:01:55,572 --> 00:01:57,274 We're probably the only Jews ever walked in here. 49 00:01:57,308 --> 00:01:59,310 Ever. What these people should do 50 00:01:59,344 --> 00:02:01,246 is send their chicken over to Israel. 51 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,715 - For the peace process. - Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:04,417 They'd take down all those settlements in the morning. 53 00:02:04,451 --> 00:02:06,921 Believe me. You know what? 54 00:02:06,955 --> 00:02:10,459 This would be a fantastic place 55 00:02:10,493 --> 00:02:13,229 for Jews who are cheating on their spouses 56 00:02:13,264 --> 00:02:14,765 - to come to. - Oh yeah. 57 00:02:14,799 --> 00:02:16,600 Because no Jews ever come here. They'd be so safe. 58 00:02:16,635 --> 00:02:18,236 No one you know is ever gonna see you here. 59 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,673 - You would never get caught. - Ever. 60 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,977 Looks like they're planning the next intifada 61 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,546 at this table, but look at this woman. 62 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,916 Could be the next Mrs. David. 63 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:30,119 - What do you think about that? - If by some chance 64 00:02:30,153 --> 00:02:31,788 she's gonna get over her anti-semitism, 65 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:34,124 - odds are not with you, no. - Not with me? Really? 66 00:02:34,158 --> 00:02:35,793 - Just my gut feeling. - You know what it is? 67 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:38,797 You're always attracted to someone who doesn't want you, right? 68 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:41,066 - Right. - Well, here you have somebody 69 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,301 who not only doesn't want you, 70 00:02:42,335 --> 00:02:44,971 doesn't even acknowledge your right to exist... 71 00:02:45,005 --> 00:02:47,574 - Exist, yup. - ...Wants your destruction. 72 00:02:47,608 --> 00:02:49,810 That's a turn-on. 73 00:03:03,261 --> 00:03:06,264 Oh my God! 74 00:03:12,171 --> 00:03:14,640 She almost took my head off, but I don't like those teachers. 75 00:03:14,674 --> 00:03:16,475 I don't. Turn the boys into girls and-- 76 00:03:16,509 --> 00:03:18,778 - no, you know what? They're doing their best. - I have to say-- 77 00:03:18,812 --> 00:03:20,179 - hey! - Well well. 78 00:03:20,214 --> 00:03:22,949 - Hey. Hello. - Welcome. 79 00:03:22,984 --> 00:03:25,719 - Hello. - Oh my God, are you serious? 80 00:03:25,754 --> 00:03:27,855 - Thank you. Yes, I'm serious. - Can you believe this? 81 00:03:27,889 --> 00:03:29,691 - It's been like a year he hasn't seen me. - A lot, I know. 82 00:03:29,725 --> 00:03:32,260 - She lost a lot. - About 60, 65 lbs. 83 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,296 - Wow. - Unbelievable. 84 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:36,098 - How'd you do it? - I walked, 85 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,867 I watch what I eat and discipline. 86 00:03:38,902 --> 00:03:41,069 - A lot of celery. - Celery. Jeff, you hear that? 87 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:43,370 - Celery. - Yeah, I heard celery. 88 00:03:43,404 --> 00:03:46,139 - I'm just saying. - You're just saying? You're just annoying. 89 00:03:46,173 --> 00:03:49,274 - By the way, who's got the silver lexus? - Ron, why? 90 00:03:49,308 --> 00:03:51,909 Oh. He's not gonna like it. 91 00:03:51,944 --> 00:03:53,811 - You hit it? - I'm afraid so. 92 00:03:53,845 --> 00:03:55,779 Oh God, he just got that car. 93 00:03:55,813 --> 00:03:59,749 I'm so stupid. I tried to back up with mirrors only. 94 00:03:59,783 --> 00:04:03,285 - Why? - I challenged myself to just use mirrors 95 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:06,121 - and it didn't work. - What do you think this is, the firecracker 400? 96 00:04:06,155 --> 00:04:08,790 - It's a driveway. - All right, I'm gonna break the news to him. 97 00:04:08,824 --> 00:04:11,358 All right. Hey, Funkhouser's in there too. 98 00:04:11,393 --> 00:04:13,193 He's got a little surprise for you. 99 00:04:13,227 --> 00:04:15,928 - Hey. How's it going? - Hey, Larry, how are you? Nice to see you. 100 00:04:15,962 --> 00:04:17,529 - Yeah, hi. - You remember my wife Ilene, right? 101 00:04:17,564 --> 00:04:19,331 - Sure, yeah. Hi. - Good to see you. 102 00:04:19,365 --> 00:04:20,932 We were just talking about the golf tournament. 103 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:23,368 Thank you for allowing him to play in it. 104 00:04:23,402 --> 00:04:24,969 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, no, it's all right. 105 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,137 Hey, listen, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, 106 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:30,106 but I-- I kinda banged into your car. 107 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,574 - How did you hit my car? - I backed into it. I'm sorry. 108 00:04:32,608 --> 00:04:34,542 - That's my new lexus. - I know. I'll pay for it. 109 00:04:34,577 --> 00:04:36,210 How did he hit your car? 110 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:38,912 - Ron, what did I say when we drove into the driveway? - I know. 111 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:41,282 "Not enough space. If you park there, someone's gonna hit you." 112 00:04:41,316 --> 00:04:43,151 Yeah, no, it's my-- it's my fault. 113 00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:44,752 It's my-- I'll pay for the whole thing. 114 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,287 I'm just gonna take a look at it. 115 00:04:46,321 --> 00:04:47,754 - Oh God. Next time when I say... - I know. 116 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:50,890 - ..."Don't park there," listen. - Okay. 117 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:54,360 - Sammi? Hi. - Oh hey, Larry. 118 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,297 Shalom. 119 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,864 All right, what the hell is this? 120 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,633 - What? - The yarmulke. 121 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,934 I went through a bit of a midlife crisis 122 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:07,404 and I rededicated my life to judaism. 123 00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:11,208 - Are you for real? - I had a lot of schpilkas in my life 124 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:14,811 and I didn't realize it. I went to rabbi Stein. Do you know her? 125 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:17,012 - No, I don't. - Phenomenal. 126 00:05:17,047 --> 00:05:18,180 I go there every night. 127 00:05:18,215 --> 00:05:20,949 We talk. She's invigorating me. 128 00:05:20,983 --> 00:05:22,450 Is that why you haven't been practicing? 129 00:05:22,485 --> 00:05:24,419 We're depending on you. I hope you've got your swing. 130 00:05:24,453 --> 00:05:26,687 - I'm ready. I'm always ready. - Oh really? 131 00:05:26,721 --> 00:05:28,622 When are you gonna come back to earth, huh? 132 00:05:28,656 --> 00:05:32,092 I'm living under a mitzvah. You have none of that. 133 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:33,793 Hey, let me ask you something. 134 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:36,395 What the hell is she doing here? 135 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:37,930 Why shouldn't she be here? 136 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,966 What do you mean? It's a dinner party for adults. 137 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,634 - Hey, dinner's up. - Hey. 138 00:05:42,668 --> 00:05:45,069 You know what? I have a challah in the car that I'll bring in. 139 00:05:45,104 --> 00:05:48,205 All right. So, you hungry? 140 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,040 - Starving. - Good, we've got a great meal 141 00:05:50,074 --> 00:05:52,876 and some fabulous desserts, which by the way 142 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:54,877 I need you to keep me away from no matter what. 143 00:05:54,912 --> 00:05:57,479 - Okay. - Yeah, 'cause I put a lot of time into this. 144 00:05:57,514 --> 00:06:00,115 - I need a dessert referee. - All right, I'm your guy. 145 00:06:00,149 --> 00:06:02,550 - You promise? - Yeah, I promise. 146 00:06:02,585 --> 00:06:04,152 - Okay, I'm counting on you. - All right. 147 00:06:11,425 --> 00:06:13,493 - Amen. - Now the wine. 148 00:06:13,527 --> 00:06:14,827 - What? - Okay. 149 00:06:14,861 --> 00:06:16,629 No way. No way. 150 00:06:16,663 --> 00:06:18,531 That's enough. Come on. No. 151 00:06:18,565 --> 00:06:21,466 - I'm hungry. - Well, you can't drink the wine without the prayer. 152 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:23,001 Oh, you can't? Really? Watch this. 153 00:06:23,035 --> 00:06:24,869 Mmm. 154 00:06:24,903 --> 00:06:26,703 - I'm with Larry on this. - I guess we're drinking. 155 00:06:26,738 --> 00:06:28,872 To the five-man club championship. 156 00:06:28,906 --> 00:06:31,541 - Hear hear. - Now you're thinking. 157 00:06:31,576 --> 00:06:33,877 - Absolute, bud. No doubt. - Ahh. 158 00:06:33,911 --> 00:06:36,212 - Cheers. - Everybody eat up. Come on. 159 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:37,446 Oh, did you guys hear about this? 160 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,015 Do you know that-- the chicken place 161 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:41,817 in Westwood, the palestinian one? 162 00:06:41,851 --> 00:06:43,385 - Al-- what is it called? - Al-Abbas best original chicken. 163 00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:45,953 Al-Abbas best original chicken. 164 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,955 They're opening up a second location 165 00:06:47,989 --> 00:06:50,024 right next door to Goldblatt's deli. 166 00:06:50,058 --> 00:06:53,526 - Over my dead body. - I'm sure that wouldn't bother them. 167 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,095 L.O.L., Jeff. 168 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:58,030 L.O.L. 169 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,698 How in the world, 170 00:06:59,732 --> 00:07:03,334 can they dare open up a palestinian chicken restaurant 171 00:07:03,368 --> 00:07:05,269 next to the sacred land of that deli? 172 00:07:05,303 --> 00:07:08,004 Hey, this is America. They can do whatever they want. 173 00:07:08,039 --> 00:07:09,740 - What do you mean? - It's just chicken. 174 00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:12,143 I mean, they can legally do it, true. But should they? 175 00:07:12,177 --> 00:07:14,478 - Yeah, they should. Yeah, they should. - Exactly. 176 00:07:14,512 --> 00:07:17,046 It's insensitive. Why can't they open it a few blocks uptown? 177 00:07:17,081 --> 00:07:18,915 They should move it a mile away. 178 00:07:18,949 --> 00:07:20,850 I hear the chicken's really good, by the way. 179 00:07:20,884 --> 00:07:23,252 - I heard that too. Very good. - Didn't you hear that? 180 00:07:23,286 --> 00:07:26,689 - What does it matter? - I hear it's the best chicken ever. 181 00:07:26,723 --> 00:07:29,191 I tell you what I heard. There's gonna be a rally next week 182 00:07:29,225 --> 00:07:31,025 at this new location they're trying to open. 183 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:33,628 We should all show up at the rally and try to stop them from opening it. 184 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,663 - Count me in. - Jeff, we're going, okay? 185 00:07:35,697 --> 00:07:37,931 - Whatever you say, darling. - We're going. 186 00:07:37,966 --> 00:07:39,900 Jeff and I are in. We're in on the rally. 187 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:41,335 I'm gonna make placards and everything. 188 00:07:41,369 --> 00:07:43,470 I'll love to join you, but I'm already committed 189 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,871 to the rally on the other side of Goldblatt's at the German place. 190 00:07:45,906 --> 00:07:48,073 Yeah, okay. 191 00:07:49,676 --> 00:07:52,444 - It's good, yeah? How are the potatoes? - Mmm, delicious. 192 00:07:52,479 --> 00:07:55,781 - Delish. - I'd say the potatoes are a little cold. 193 00:07:55,815 --> 00:07:58,250 - Wow, Larry. - The beef is delicious. 194 00:07:58,284 --> 00:07:59,818 - Larry, what? - They're not-- 195 00:07:59,852 --> 00:08:01,552 - they're not cold. - What? What's the big deal? 196 00:08:01,587 --> 00:08:04,255 - The chutzpah, man. - Do you want me to warm them up for you? 197 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:07,024 Not at all. Not at all. Hey, I got a good joke. 198 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:09,959 This is right up your alley, okay, Funkman? 199 00:08:09,994 --> 00:08:13,329 A woman goes to a gynecologist. He says, "get up on the table, 200 00:08:13,364 --> 00:08:15,731 put your feet in the stirrups and spread your legs wide." 201 00:08:15,765 --> 00:08:19,034 He goes, "my God, Mrs. Johnson, you've got a big vagina." 202 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:21,202 Whoa whoa whoa! Larry. 203 00:08:21,237 --> 00:08:24,605 - What? - Sammi's here, okay? 204 00:08:24,639 --> 00:08:26,540 What's the big deal? It's just a little joke. 205 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,809 - Ahh. - And what happens? 206 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:31,778 Excuse me. 207 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:37,649 What's the matter with you? Telling a joke like that in front of her. 208 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,351 What are you bringing your daughter to an adult dinner party for? 209 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,620 She's an adult. She can come to an adult dinner party. 210 00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:44,788 She's an adult? If she's an adult, why can't she hear a dirty joke? 211 00:08:44,823 --> 00:08:46,423 - There's a level, okay? - A level? 212 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,692 - Yeah. - Oh, there's a level of being an adult? 213 00:08:48,726 --> 00:08:52,495 She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes. 214 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:55,965 L.O.L. 215 00:09:17,284 --> 00:09:18,818 - No no no. No no no. - Huh-uh-uh. 216 00:09:18,852 --> 00:09:21,186 I'm just gonna have a bite. Oh no no no no no. 217 00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,954 - Just a bite. Come on. - You know what? 218 00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:27,058 You told me specifically not to let you have any dessert. 219 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:28,993 I appreciate it, Larry, but I changed my mind. 220 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,761 Ah! Yes yes yes, 221 00:09:30,795 --> 00:09:34,197 - but you said "no matter what," okay? - But you know what? 222 00:09:34,232 --> 00:09:37,200 I'm changing it, and now I'm saying thank you for helping me. 223 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:39,569 - I'm gonna have some cake. - No no, but you can't change it. 224 00:09:39,603 --> 00:09:42,606 That's why you say "no matter what. " This is the what. 225 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,342 - But now-- - That's why you asked me and not these other people, 226 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,211 - because you knew I wouldn't let you. - What what what? Larry. 227 00:09:48,245 --> 00:09:51,380 - Give me the cake! - She told me not to let her have it, okay? 228 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:53,815 She said, "no matter what," okay? 229 00:09:53,849 --> 00:09:56,617 Let her have it! It's none of your goddamn business! 230 00:09:56,651 --> 00:09:58,385 Give me the cake, Larry! 231 00:09:58,419 --> 00:10:01,254 What are you doing? What are you-- ah! 232 00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:07,293 I got an estimate on the car. 233 00:10:07,327 --> 00:10:09,228 - $573? - Yeah. 234 00:10:09,262 --> 00:10:11,362 Okay, I'll tell you what-- forget the insurance. 235 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:13,297 I'll just write you a check. I'll take care of it. 236 00:10:13,331 --> 00:10:15,432 Well, I think that's one way to do it, 237 00:10:15,466 --> 00:10:18,634 but let me propose an alternative here. 238 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:20,903 Indulge me for a second. 239 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:24,473 Last night at that dinner party, you-- you really impressed me. 240 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:27,041 - I did? - Well, you just speak your mind, you know? 241 00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:29,710 You tell people how you're feeling, what you're thinking-- 242 00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:31,912 with the potatoes, for example. You know? 243 00:10:31,946 --> 00:10:34,314 - How cold were those potatoes, by the way? - They were freezing. 244 00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:37,616 I couldn't say that. You're the only one who can come out with it, you know? 245 00:10:37,651 --> 00:10:39,451 And then Jeff and Susie with the kid. 246 00:10:39,486 --> 00:10:40,919 What was the kid doing there, right? 247 00:10:40,954 --> 00:10:43,121 Why do you bring your daughter to an adult dinner party? 248 00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:45,190 Exactly. You say what everybody's thinking. 249 00:10:45,224 --> 00:10:48,493 You just come out with it. It's impressive, you know? 250 00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:50,963 Well, you know, thank you. 251 00:10:50,997 --> 00:10:52,764 So I don't know if you noticed this last night, 252 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:55,234 but my wife Ilene, she says "L.O.L." 253 00:10:55,268 --> 00:10:56,969 I don't know if you picked up on that that. 254 00:10:57,003 --> 00:11:00,539 - Oh, yes, I certainly did pick up on that. - Yeah? 255 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:03,909 I mean, why would you say "L.O.L. " Instead of just laughing at something? 256 00:11:03,943 --> 00:11:06,479 - Well, just tell her to stop saying it. - I can't tell her that. 257 00:11:06,513 --> 00:11:08,780 She'll kill me. Are you kidding? 258 00:11:08,815 --> 00:11:10,548 We'll get into a fight, it'll last for months. 259 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,818 - She's a tough customer. - Yes she-- you noticed that? 260 00:11:12,852 --> 00:11:15,087 She's like-- she's like Susie's twin sister. 261 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,389 I know. I'd just like to avoid the whole thing, 262 00:11:17,424 --> 00:11:19,158 and I was just wondering, maybe... 263 00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:21,861 You could say it to her, you know? 264 00:11:21,895 --> 00:11:24,763 You know? You just put it out there, 'cause that's what you do. 265 00:11:24,797 --> 00:11:26,965 And I'll tell you what. You do that for me, 266 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:28,600 you see this estimate? 267 00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:30,636 Gone. I will tear it up. 268 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:33,038 - I will pay for it myself. - Let me see if I've got this right. 269 00:11:33,072 --> 00:11:35,040 - Yeah. - I tell her to stop saying "L.O.L."... 270 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:38,277 - Yes, it's annoying. Gone. - ...And you tear up the bill. 271 00:11:38,311 --> 00:11:40,112 - Come on, please. Deal. - Yeah? 272 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:42,380 - Yeah, you've got it. - It's a deal. Thank you so much. 273 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,582 This is-- oh, you've taken a load off my shoulders, 274 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:45,849 - let me tell you. - Hi, Larry. 275 00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:47,316 - Hey. - Hi, honey. 276 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:48,983 Honey, can you get the rest of the bags? 277 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:51,584 - Yeah yeah yeah, I'll go get 'em. - Okay. 278 00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:55,120 God, that store was so crowded. 279 00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:58,388 - Crowded? - How are you? 280 00:11:58,422 --> 00:12:01,257 - Not bad. - Good. 281 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,257 I noticed you were all alone at the party. 282 00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:06,324 - Oh, you did notice that? - Yeah. Are you dating? 283 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,657 - No. No. - Why not? 284 00:12:08,691 --> 00:12:10,757 You know what? 285 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,592 A date is an experience you have with another person 286 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:15,895 - that makes you appreciate being alone. - L.O.L. 287 00:12:15,929 --> 00:12:18,197 L.O.L. 288 00:12:18,231 --> 00:12:20,399 You-- you like saying that, don't you? 289 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,933 It's cute, right? 290 00:12:21,968 --> 00:12:24,002 No. Not-- not really. 291 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:27,004 - What do you mean? - I mean, if you were gonna laugh out loud, 292 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,273 why aren't you laughing out loud? Why say it? 293 00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:31,241 - Why not just laugh? - I am laughing. 294 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,543 That's what that is. It's me-- that's laughing. 295 00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:35,912 No, you're saying "L.O.L." You're verbal texting. 296 00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:39,715 Excuse me, is this your little idea? 297 00:12:39,749 --> 00:12:43,418 Did my pissant husband tell you to do this? 298 00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:45,420 - No. - Yes, he did. 299 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:47,322 - No, he did not. - Yes, he did. 300 00:12:47,356 --> 00:12:49,056 - He didn't! - No, you're in my house, 301 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:51,725 my kitchen, telling me how I'm supposed to respond to your jokes? 302 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:53,560 - Can you believe it? I left the gate open. - Ron, are you fucking 303 00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:55,061 - out of your mind? - What are you talking about? 304 00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:56,996 Did you tell him to come over to me 305 00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:59,198 and tell me how I should stop saying "L.O.L."? 306 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,134 Did I tell Larry that? Of course I wouldn't tell Larry that. 307 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:04,003 - Yes. Oh yes, you would. - No no no, he's the guy who does this. 308 00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:06,039 And you care how I express myself? 309 00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:09,509 - I think the way you express yourself is like a child. - That's bullshit. 310 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,278 He said he'd forget about the money for the car, 311 00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:15,614 which is $573, 312 00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:18,083 if I tell her to stop saying "L.O.L." 313 00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:19,751 You know, in most countries, 314 00:13:19,786 --> 00:13:21,918 you could get somebody killed for $573. 315 00:13:21,952 --> 00:13:24,351 I know. By the way, I was this close 316 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,719 - to telling her the other night. - You know what you are? 317 00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:29,521 - You're a social assassin. - Jesus. 318 00:13:29,556 --> 00:13:33,158 - I guess I am, in a way. - Yeah. How'd it go? 319 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:36,760 Not too good. As soon as I told her, she knew Ron had put me up to it, 320 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:39,729 she started screaming at him and I just-- I left. 321 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:42,030 - So you bungled the hit. - Well, I didn't bungle it. 322 00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:44,132 - I did what I was supposed to do. - No no, you bungled the hit. 323 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,066 - Why are you saying that? - She knew. 324 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:48,635 - That's not my fault. - It is. Your performance wasn't good enough. 325 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,303 What do you know out social assassination? 326 00:13:50,338 --> 00:13:52,573 - Nothing! - I'm the one who named you a social assassin! 327 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,909 And we don't want you here at the agency anymore. 328 00:13:54,944 --> 00:13:56,310 Okay. 329 00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:57,945 - All right, finally. - There he is. 330 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,715 I cannot believe we talked him into coming here. 331 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,650 - He's gonna love it. He's gonna love it. - Yeah, huh. 332 00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:06,821 Shalom. You know, I thought all last night, 333 00:14:06,855 --> 00:14:09,390 if rabin can break bread with Arafat, 334 00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:13,227 I can have chicken at this anti-semitic shithole. 335 00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:16,161 Okay, that's just not gonna work. 336 00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:17,729 - Yeah, that's no good. - What's not gonna work? 337 00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:18,963 - The yarmulke. - Yeah. 338 00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:21,198 I can't go in wearing this yarmulke? 339 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,533 - No. - You're shoving it in their faces. 340 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:24,134 - Let's go in. - No no no no no no. 341 00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:26,236 - It's far too cocky a move. - Yeah. Yeah. 342 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,804 What is this, the raid on Entebbe? 343 00:14:27,838 --> 00:14:29,872 - Let's just kind of walk in casually. - What? 344 00:14:29,907 --> 00:14:32,842 - Proud Jews wear yarmulkes. - Yeah. Be proud here in the parking lot. 345 00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:34,610 - Stop it. Just take it off. - You don't need to be proud in there. 346 00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:36,411 - Let's just go in and sit down. - It's a cocky move. 347 00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:37,912 - Take it off. Take it off. - Come on. 348 00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:39,447 - I'm not doing anything-- - Take it off. 349 00:14:39,481 --> 00:14:40,948 - Don't you dare go after-- - Huh? Come on, take it-- 350 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:44,217 don't you reach for that. Don't you ever touch that. 351 00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:46,819 No, don't ever grab my yarmulke. 352 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,987 Give it to me! Don't ever grab my yarmulke, ever. 353 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,423 How dare you?! Don't ever touch my yarmulke. 354 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,992 - Do you understand? - What the hell is that? 355 00:14:56,026 --> 00:14:59,094 - We're gonna go eat without you. - Good. Who needs you? 356 00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:01,929 Get-- get out of here! 357 00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:12,836 Oh please. Thank you. Thank you. 358 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,873 Oh. Well, hello. 359 00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:20,375 - You're a Jew, yes? - Yes, I am a Jew. 360 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,678 A big Jew. Big. 361 00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:27,647 A big Jew and you still told him to take off his Jew cap. 362 00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:30,482 - Yes, I did. - Thank you, my friend. 363 00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:34,518 - What's your name? - Labe. 364 00:15:34,552 --> 00:15:36,819 - Labe. - Son of Nat. 365 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:40,055 - Son of Nat. - My friends call me Larry. 366 00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:43,292 - I like you. - What's not to like? 367 00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:46,395 - Uh, you're a Jew. - Eh. 368 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:48,799 My name is Shara. 369 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,202 - Shara. - Call me. 370 00:15:59,678 --> 00:16:01,746 Let's get some chicken. 371 00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:08,091 Mmm. 372 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,328 - How happy are you right now? - I'm not gonna have dinner tonight. 373 00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:14,098 It'll pale in comparison. How can you even have meals after this? 374 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:16,967 - Oh my God. - What? 375 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:19,569 Eddie and Ilene just walked in. 376 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:23,472 Eddie and Ilene? He's cheating on Juliet? 377 00:16:23,507 --> 00:16:26,875 - Holy shit. - Oh my God! 378 00:16:26,909 --> 00:16:28,710 All right, listen. 379 00:16:28,744 --> 00:16:30,845 Juliet is great friends with Susie. 380 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,680 If he's cheating on Juliet, I can't be here to see it. 381 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,015 - What? - I am out of here. 382 00:16:34,049 --> 00:16:35,649 - What the hell am I gonna do? - I don't know. 383 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:37,184 - You're taking the chicken? - Yes, of course. 384 00:16:37,218 --> 00:16:38,985 What, I'm gonna leave it? 385 00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:53,831 - Hey. - Hey. Hi. 386 00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:56,767 Out of all the hummus joints in all the world, 387 00:16:56,801 --> 00:16:59,101 you had to walk into mine. 388 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:01,503 It's great to see you. And let me just say 389 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,871 I'm sorry about the brownie thing the other night with Juliet. 390 00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:07,206 - No hard feelings. - You know, she did say 391 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,141 - "no matter what." - Yeah yeah yeah, I-- 392 00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:10,776 all right, look, 393 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:13,311 don't say anything about this, all right? 394 00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:15,245 No, don't-- don't say anything about this. 395 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,613 - Don't-- don't worry. I won't say anything. - All right? 396 00:17:17,648 --> 00:17:20,852 Because you know what? The only reason we're here together now 397 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:24,057 is because she had a big fight with Ron, okay? 398 00:17:24,091 --> 00:17:26,059 So she reached out as a friend. 399 00:17:26,094 --> 00:17:30,130 You know, we always liked each other and now we like each other a little more. 400 00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,032 Maybe a lot more. 401 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:34,735 So the two of you got together because of this argument? 402 00:17:34,769 --> 00:17:36,837 Well, there's always been a lot of tension there, 403 00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:39,440 but let's just say this was the straw that broke the camel's back. 404 00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:42,676 - I guess I shouldn't say that here. - What was the argument about? 405 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,678 He doesn't like the way she keeps saying "L.O.L." 406 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:47,047 It's a wonderful thing to say. I love when she says "L.O.L." 407 00:17:47,081 --> 00:17:49,449 That's one of the reasons we're together. I think it's cool, it's funny. 408 00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:51,017 I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, 409 00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:52,518 you wouldn't be so tolerant of that "L.O.L." 410 00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:55,955 Well, that goes without saying, but look, if Ron finds out, 411 00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,023 this could be very awkward. We won't be able to play 412 00:17:58,058 --> 00:17:59,458 on the same team and then we won't win the tournament. 413 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:01,426 If anyone quits, we're disqualified. 414 00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:03,627 - Okay, don't worry about it. I'm not gonna say a word. - All right. 415 00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:05,462 - Okay. - Promise. 416 00:18:05,497 --> 00:18:07,197 In other words, no matter what? 417 00:18:07,231 --> 00:18:09,733 - Huh? - No matter what. 418 00:18:09,768 --> 00:18:12,136 By the way, your lunch is on me. 419 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,439 - I already paid for it. - Even better. 420 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,379 So then he tells me the only reason 421 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,346 that they're having this affair 422 00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:24,980 was because of the "L.O.L. " Thing. I drove her to it. 423 00:18:25,014 --> 00:18:27,681 Well, I'm sure there was other things that drove her to it too. 424 00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:30,582 No, I was the straw that broke the camel's back. 425 00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:33,749 - All marriages have straws. - Right, the camel's carrying a lot of straw. 426 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,752 - That's what a marriage is. - "L.O.L." Was the final straw. 427 00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,020 - "L.O.L." Was the final straw, yes. - Wow. 428 00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:42,457 I've gotta be careful with this whole social- assassination thing. 429 00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:45,226 - I'm not taking any more requests. - Let me tell you something. 430 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:47,528 If Ron finds out about Eddie and Ilene, 431 00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:49,863 - tournament over. Done. - No golf. 432 00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,698 - Ron's not gonna play on this team... - Not a chance. 433 00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:54,433 - ...If he's having an affair with his wife. - No way. 434 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,535 Hey, nice pillow. 435 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,370 - Yeah, um-- - You look like Blofeld. 436 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,073 I look like I've got a kitty 437 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,475 and we're making evil plans. 438 00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,677 Here, just put it on your lap. 439 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:14,850 Larry, there's something I want to talk to you about. 440 00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:17,786 I think I know what it is. I'm sorry about the joke. 441 00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:20,488 - It's obviously not-- - I-- I didn't really care about the joke. 442 00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:22,022 That's not why I got up and left. 443 00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:23,856 Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 444 00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:26,158 I don't know if you've noticed or not, 445 00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:28,693 every time after my mom takes a sip of something, 446 00:19:28,728 --> 00:19:30,895 she makes this really obnoxious sound. 447 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:33,231 She smacks her lips together and does this little 448 00:19:33,265 --> 00:19:34,665 "ahh" thing. 449 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,966 - Huh. - Have you noticed that? 450 00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:37,568 - I have noticed, yeah. - It's awful. 451 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,536 - "Ahh." Right? Isn't that it? - It's horrible. 452 00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:42,538 It's humiliating. All of my friends make fun of me in the morning 453 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:46,007 when she drops me off. I just-- I can't take it anymore. 454 00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:48,142 Someone has to tell her to stop and it has to be you, 455 00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:50,011 because you're the only one who can stand up to her. 456 00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:51,479 Look, I'm flattered, kid, 457 00:19:51,513 --> 00:19:54,415 that you would consider me for such a delicate assignment, 458 00:19:54,449 --> 00:19:56,517 but I have to tell you I'm-- 459 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:59,052 I'm out of that business. 460 00:19:59,086 --> 00:20:01,721 - Ask your father, he'll do it. - My dad is spineless. 461 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,622 He can't stand up to her. He's scared of her. 462 00:20:03,656 --> 00:20:05,557 You're the only one who can do it. 463 00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:07,759 As tempting as it is, kid, 464 00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:10,895 I'm not your man. 465 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,763 But you-- but you-- 466 00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:22,370 so I guess you won't be playing golf on Saturday. 467 00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:25,206 - What are you talking about? - I couldn't help 468 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,241 but overhear some of the conversation you were having 469 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:32,045 with my dad. And it seems if Ron were to find out about his wife, 470 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:35,114 then your little golf game would be called off. 471 00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:39,518 - You would do that? - Try me. 472 00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,122 - All right. - So you're gonna talk to my mom? 473 00:20:44,156 --> 00:20:47,258 - I'll talk to your mom. - Good. 474 00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:51,227 Boy, you really are your mother's daughter, aren't you? 475 00:20:51,262 --> 00:20:54,797 Yeah, now get the fuck out of my driveway, you bald prick. 476 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:01,737 Fuck me, you fucking Jew! 477 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:03,338 Filthy Jew. 478 00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:05,473 - Filthy Jew. - Filthy fucking Jew! 479 00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:08,275 You zionist pig. You occupying fuck. 480 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,111 - Occupy this. Yeah. - Yeah, I'm an occupier. I'm an occupier. 481 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,880 I'm going to fuck the Jew out of you. 482 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:15,715 - Yeah. - Well, that's not so easy. 483 00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:19,018 You want to fuck me like Israel fucked my country? 484 00:21:19,052 --> 00:21:23,088 - Show me what you've got! - This reminds me of something Theodor herzl once said. 485 00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:25,890 Shalom, L.D. 486 00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:31,995 Yeah, take it, Jew. Take it, Jew. 487 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,296 Oh! 488 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:36,032 Fuck me, you Jew bastard! 489 00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:39,768 Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! 490 00:21:39,802 --> 00:21:41,469 Show me the promised land, huh? 491 00:21:41,503 --> 00:21:43,437 Labe, son of Nat. 492 00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:45,606 Keep my father out of it, will you? 493 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,676 - You circumcised fuck. - Oh! Oh! 494 00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:52,611 "We seek him here, we seek him there, 495 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,079 those frenchies seek him everywhere, 496 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,781 is he in heaven, is he in hell? 497 00:21:58,815 --> 00:22:03,851 "That damned elusive pimpernel." 498 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,822 Funkman. Look who's here. 499 00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:11,657 Well well. 500 00:22:11,692 --> 00:22:15,427 Martin, Shara. 501 00:22:15,461 --> 00:22:19,095 Shara, Martin. 502 00:22:22,101 --> 00:22:24,002 All right then. Shall we? 503 00:22:25,872 --> 00:22:27,873 Good night. 504 00:22:34,951 --> 00:22:37,853 - Problem? - "Fuck me, Jew bastard"? 505 00:22:37,887 --> 00:22:40,421 Yeah, small price to pay 506 00:22:40,456 --> 00:22:44,158 for the best sex I've ever had anywhere. 507 00:22:44,193 --> 00:22:45,726 This woman is amazing. 508 00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:47,294 When did you have your orgasm? 509 00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:49,496 When she said she'd fuck the Jew out of you? 510 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:52,164 Let me tell you something. The penis doesn't care 511 00:22:52,198 --> 00:22:54,566 about race, creed and color. 512 00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:56,935 The penis wants to get to his homeland. 513 00:22:56,970 --> 00:22:58,337 It wants to go home. 514 00:22:58,371 --> 00:23:00,539 I came over here for another reason. 515 00:23:00,573 --> 00:23:03,840 Rabbi Stein said that I can't play 516 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:07,509 in the golf tournament Saturday because I have to honor the sabbath. 517 00:23:08,478 --> 00:23:09,711 You're koufaxing us? 518 00:23:09,745 --> 00:23:12,113 Well, if you're saying that your best player 519 00:23:12,147 --> 00:23:15,282 is unable to play because it's the sabbath, yes, I'm koufaxing you. 520 00:23:15,316 --> 00:23:17,183 So you're gonna have to get someone else. 521 00:23:17,218 --> 00:23:19,319 The tournament won't let us get anybody else, 522 00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:22,122 and if you don't play, we all drop out. It's over for us. 523 00:23:22,157 --> 00:23:25,992 I'm following her lead. She told me what I have to do. 524 00:23:26,027 --> 00:23:28,761 - I can't play. - What if I talked to the rabbi? 525 00:23:28,796 --> 00:23:30,930 I'd love you to. She's in the valley off of Brookhurst. 526 00:23:30,964 --> 00:23:33,766 And if she gives the okay, would you play? 527 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,901 I'll be there. 528 00:23:37,336 --> 00:23:39,537 Our friendship is about that much now. 529 00:23:39,572 --> 00:23:41,673 I'll tell you what! If you you don't play in that golf tournament, 530 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:45,377 - it's over! How about that?! - Why don't you go wrap your head in a towel? 531 00:23:45,411 --> 00:23:46,979 You're not even a man anymore! 532 00:23:47,013 --> 00:23:50,814 Mommy rabbi says don't play, little boy! 533 00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,148 Don't you tell me to get out of your-- 534 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:54,716 hey, you dropped your yarmulke! 535 00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,318 Oh my God! Yarmulke alert! 536 00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:01,587 Oh! Sirens! Yarmulke on the floor! Oh! 537 00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:16,898 Mmm. 538 00:24:19,935 --> 00:24:23,337 - Can I have the Weinstein file? - Oh, I'll get it for you. 539 00:24:23,371 --> 00:24:25,272 And Larry David's here. 540 00:24:25,306 --> 00:24:28,474 - Come on in. - Oh, well, I came a little early. 541 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,309 - I was gonna finish my lunch. - Well, that's all right. 542 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,045 - You can finish in my office. - Okay. 543 00:24:34,981 --> 00:24:36,381 Is that Al-Abbas chicken? 544 00:24:36,415 --> 00:24:39,617 Oh. Yeah. Fantastic. 545 00:24:42,654 --> 00:24:46,056 - That looks delicious. - Yeah. You don't mind? 546 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:49,625 - You're sure you don't mind? Huh? - No. No no, finish your lunch. 547 00:24:49,659 --> 00:24:53,895 You know, I know we have our problems with these people 548 00:24:53,929 --> 00:24:58,099 but, man, oh man, they know what they're doing chickenwise. 549 00:24:58,133 --> 00:24:59,633 Well, keep that away from me no matter what. 550 00:24:59,668 --> 00:25:02,503 Okay. 551 00:25:10,811 --> 00:25:12,544 - Give it to me! - You said, "no matter what"! 552 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:15,780 - Give me that! Give me that! - Rabbi! No, let go! 553 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,919 - We are playing so great. - I'm having a blast. 554 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,520 - Are you? Huh? - I don't think I've ever played better. 555 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:25,822 - You haven't missed a fairway. - Hey, I'm tired of asking. 556 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,790 How did you get the rabbi to let me play? 557 00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:30,625 - I can't tell you. - No, please tell me. 558 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:34,961 All right, let's just say I had something she really wanted. 559 00:25:34,996 --> 00:25:36,862 You made a trade with the rabbi? 560 00:25:36,897 --> 00:25:39,198 - Yeah, I made a trade. - Well, I'm glad you did. 561 00:25:39,232 --> 00:25:41,533 Hey, I just found out the klein team blew up. 562 00:25:41,568 --> 00:25:43,402 We're four strokes ahead after this hole. 563 00:25:43,436 --> 00:25:45,137 All we have to do is finish on 18 and we win. 564 00:25:45,171 --> 00:25:47,805 - It's a lock. - Fantastic! 565 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,308 - It's a lock. - We're gonna win a tournament. 566 00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,076 We're gonna win a tournament. 567 00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:54,212 - Come on, Larry. - Let's go, daddy-o. 568 00:25:54,246 --> 00:25:56,548 - No pressure, L.D. All we need is a two-putt. - Come on, Larry. 569 00:25:56,582 --> 00:25:58,717 - Jeff. - Let's get to 18. 570 00:26:00,552 --> 00:26:03,187 - Okay. - Inside left, L.D. 571 00:26:03,221 --> 00:26:05,155 - Relax. - Take it. 572 00:26:08,925 --> 00:26:11,026 Ahh. 573 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:21,067 - Hey, what are you doing? - What are you doing? 574 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:23,002 - One second, one second, one second. - Larry. 575 00:26:23,036 --> 00:26:25,304 - What's going on? - What? 576 00:26:25,339 --> 00:26:27,539 I gotta tell you something. You know, 577 00:26:27,574 --> 00:26:29,874 every time you take a sip... 578 00:26:29,909 --> 00:26:32,310 - Yeah? - ...You make this noise-- "ahh." 579 00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:35,645 - I'm enjoying it. - Eh. It's kinda annoying. 580 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,148 - Why are you saying this to me? - What are you talking about? 581 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:40,216 - Jeff didn't put you up to this? - Why are you saying that? 582 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,050 - Of course not. - 'Cause you're not just gonna interrupt your shot 583 00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,686 and come over and say something to me unless Jeff put you up to it. 584 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,888 - No, he didn't put em up to it. - Jeff, did you say something? 585 00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:49,157 - I said nothing. - Every little thing I do annoy-- 586 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,225 - Oh, stop it. - What about when you're eating 587 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,294 - and you're shoveling your fat fucking face? - I'm hungry! 588 00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:54,661 - Do I ever say a word? - What do you want from me? 589 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,229 You know what? Fuck you, don't come home tonight. 590 00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:57,630 - Don't come home? - Mom! 591 00:26:57,665 --> 00:26:59,298 - I'm sick of your bullshit! - Mom, mom. Mom, no. 592 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:02,235 He didn't say it. It was me. I told Larry to tell you. 593 00:27:02,269 --> 00:27:04,470 You told-- well, why would he say something? 594 00:27:04,505 --> 00:27:06,705 - I don't believe you. - 'Cause I told him if he didn't tell you 595 00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:09,608 then I'd say something about Eddie and Ilene having an affair. 596 00:27:09,642 --> 00:27:12,445 What?! Eddie and Ilene are having an affair?! 597 00:27:12,479 --> 00:27:15,714 - You're fucking my husband?! - Shit. 598 00:27:15,748 --> 00:27:18,383 What? Ilene, are you serious? This is fucking ridiculous! 599 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:20,918 This is how you treat a friend?! Are you fucking kidding me?! 600 00:27:20,953 --> 00:27:24,188 L.O.L., honey! L.O.L.! Fuck you! You know what? Fuck this whole thing! 601 00:27:24,222 --> 00:27:26,257 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! - What? 602 00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:29,359 - I'm so sorry, honey! - Where you going? 603 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,394 - We've got one hole left! - Fuck this game! 604 00:27:31,429 --> 00:27:34,797 - It's a lock! One hole! - Honey, wait! Come back, come back! 605 00:27:34,831 --> 00:27:37,266 Come back! Where you going?! 606 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,367 One more hole! 607 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,409 - What's going on? - We're rerouting traffic for a protest rally-- 608 00:27:49,444 --> 00:27:52,680 some palestinian chicken place opening up next to a deli. 609 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,815 Can you move forward, please? 610 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:23,144 Larry! Come! Join us over here! 611 00:28:23,178 --> 00:28:24,746 Come with us. You're a Jew. 612 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:27,148 No, Larry. Come to this side and I'm yours. 613 00:28:27,182 --> 00:28:29,116 Larry, I'm yours whenever you want. 614 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:32,119 - Come over here. - Larry, you belong with us. 615 00:28:32,153 --> 00:28:34,421 - Come! - What's the matter? There's no decision. 616 00:28:34,455 --> 00:28:37,623 - Get over here! - Larry, I have a sister. 617 00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:40,893 You, me and Jasmine-- the three of us. 618 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,961 All right, that's enough! Just get the fuck over here! 619 00:28:42,995 --> 00:28:44,762 - Just get the fuck over here. Stop being an idiot. - Larry. 620 00:28:44,797 --> 00:28:46,030 - Larry, come over here. - Larry! 621 00:28:46,064 --> 00:28:47,398 - Don't be a dick. - Get over here! 622 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:48,799 - Don't listen to them! - Don't be a dick. 623 00:28:48,834 --> 00:28:51,801 - Get over here! - Anything you want. 624 00:28:51,835 --> 00:28:54,370 - Larry, anything you want. - Get over here. 625 00:28:57,141 --> 00:29:00,769 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com