1 00:00:02,180 --> 00:00:03,726 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:03,751 --> 00:00:04,781 You know, when I was a kid, 3 00:00:04,806 --> 00:00:06,399 I was obsessed with Star Wars. 4 00:00:06,478 --> 00:00:08,012 Luke, Vader, 5 00:00:08,102 --> 00:00:09,891 Leia, Obi-Wan. 6 00:00:11,836 --> 00:00:13,735 (SIGHS) They were on the inside. 7 00:00:14,262 --> 00:00:15,863 Action! 8 00:00:15,888 --> 00:00:17,389 (GROANS) 9 00:00:18,406 --> 00:00:19,688 KATE: Kev's in rehab. 10 00:00:19,713 --> 00:00:21,485 I let Kevin get sent to rehab. 11 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:23,250 BARBARA: You know what, I'm very proud of you, Kevin, 12 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:25,617 but in here is in here, but out there, 13 00:00:25,642 --> 00:00:28,656 - just takes one second to slip up. - Yeah. 14 00:00:29,134 --> 00:00:31,135 My foster dad helped me with that. 15 00:00:31,412 --> 00:00:33,513 SHAUNA: And if you want to know what's best for her, 16 00:00:33,547 --> 00:00:35,485 it's me, and the second I get out of here, 17 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:36,813 I'm coming back for her. 18 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:38,239 Hey, girl. 19 00:00:40,312 --> 00:00:41,906 BETH: I'm gonna miss her. 20 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:43,906 RANDALL: Me, too. 21 00:00:46,274 --> 00:00:47,492 - (PHONE RINGS) - Hello. 22 00:00:52,681 --> 00:00:57,285 ♪ As around the sun the Earth knows she's revolving ♪ 23 00:00:58,272 --> 00:01:00,540 ♪ And the rosebuds know to bloom... ♪ 24 00:01:00,574 --> 00:01:02,542 - Oh-ho-ho! - (REBECCA WHOOPING) 25 00:01:02,576 --> 00:01:03,766 - JACK: Another... - (REBECCA LAUGHS) 26 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:07,047 - five-seven split by my wife. - (REBECCA WHOOPS) 27 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:11,110 I love it. My husband knows all the bowling lingo. 28 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:12,781 JACK: (LAUGHS) Wow. 29 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,477 This is the best first anniversary ever. 30 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,305 - Hey, babe? - Mm-hmm? 31 00:01:17,406 --> 00:01:18,727 Are you ready for your gift? 32 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:20,031 Mm-hmm. 33 00:01:20,594 --> 00:01:23,129 ♪ Just as all is born is new ♪ 34 00:01:23,163 --> 00:01:25,117 ♪ Do know what I say is true ♪ 35 00:01:25,142 --> 00:01:27,422 - ♪ That I'll be loving you always ♪ - Oh. 36 00:01:28,602 --> 00:01:30,039 ♪ Until the... ♪ 37 00:01:30,819 --> 00:01:33,399 Because you're always scribbling on all those scraps of paper, 38 00:01:33,424 --> 00:01:36,086 I started collecting them and then I had them bound. 39 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:37,944 - Uh-huh. (JACK LAUGHS) - Is it stupid? 40 00:01:37,978 --> 00:01:39,586 - 'Cause in my mind, when I was doing it, - What? 41 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:40,836 it was really romantic. 42 00:01:40,861 --> 00:01:45,852 Rebecca, th-this is the most romantic gift ever. 43 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,508 Oh, I love you. 44 00:01:49,024 --> 00:01:50,883 MAN (OVER P.A.): Mr. and Mrs. Pearson, 45 00:01:50,938 --> 00:01:53,014 please make your way to lane 30 46 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,941 for a very special dance. 47 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:56,510 - (APPLAUSE) - (REBECCA GIGGLES) 48 00:01:57,211 --> 00:01:58,412 (JACK LAUGHS) 49 00:01:58,836 --> 00:02:01,638 ♪ As around the sun the Earth knows... ♪ 50 00:02:02,352 --> 00:02:03,717 Holy crap, Jack. 51 00:02:03,930 --> 00:02:05,250 Happy anniversary. 52 00:02:05,531 --> 00:02:07,758 ♪ ...to bloom in early May ♪ 53 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:10,881 ♪ Just as hate knows love's the cure ♪ 54 00:02:10,915 --> 00:02:13,283 ♪ You can rest your mind assure ♪ 55 00:02:13,672 --> 00:02:17,305 ♪ That I'll be loving you always... ♪ 56 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,039 - To four years. - Mm. To four years. 57 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,094 Do you want your gift? 58 00:02:24,595 --> 00:02:27,164 - Yeah. (LAUGHS) - Yeah? It's time? 59 00:02:27,198 --> 00:02:28,781 All right. 60 00:02:29,436 --> 00:02:31,905 (SINGSONGY): I've been waiting to give this to you. 61 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:33,936 - Oh, wow. - Open it. 62 00:02:34,164 --> 00:02:35,703 - (CHUCKLES) Silly. - ♪ I'll be loving you ♪ 63 00:02:35,808 --> 00:02:37,842 - ♪ Always ♪ - ♪ Until the rainbow... ♪ 64 00:02:38,149 --> 00:02:39,788 Because you're always talking about 65 00:02:39,813 --> 00:02:41,905 how the new guys on the job sites take your hammer. 66 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:43,374 Oh. That is beautiful. 67 00:02:43,399 --> 00:02:45,015 Babe, I love it. 68 00:02:45,242 --> 00:02:46,391 ♪ Always ♪ 69 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,844 ♪ Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea ♪ 70 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,047 ♪ Always ♪ 71 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,905 ♪ Until the earth just for the sun denies itself ♪ 72 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,953 I love this piano so much. 73 00:02:55,978 --> 00:02:59,692 ♪ Until dear Mother Nature says her work is through ♪ 74 00:03:00,064 --> 00:03:03,474 ♪ Until the day that you are me and I am you... ♪ 75 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:06,883 - (WHISPERS): Jack. - (JACK SNORTS) 76 00:03:09,695 --> 00:03:11,086 Happy anniversary. 77 00:03:11,156 --> 00:03:13,602 Oh, happy anniversary, babe. 78 00:03:13,813 --> 00:03:15,212 - Mm. - Hey. 79 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:17,247 (JACK SNIFFS, SIGHS) 80 00:03:19,383 --> 00:03:21,051 Can you promise me there aren't any 81 00:03:21,085 --> 00:03:23,553 big grand gestures planned this morning? 82 00:03:23,797 --> 00:03:25,689 No. No, not this year. 83 00:03:26,742 --> 00:03:29,059 Okay. 'Cause you promised, and I didn't get you anything. 84 00:03:29,093 --> 00:03:31,133 Oh, I know. I know. 85 00:03:33,985 --> 00:03:35,932 Patrick Swayze's not gonna pop out 86 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:38,031 - of our closet, is he? - (LAUGHS) 87 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:40,704 - It's always Swayze with you. - I don't know. 88 00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:43,740 - Sorry. - No. No big grand gestures. 89 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:45,742 No gifts. 90 00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:47,644 No guilt. 91 00:03:47,678 --> 00:03:50,758 That's what you asked for this year, and I'm obeying. 92 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:52,272 Thank you. 93 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:54,305 We'll get the kids to bed early. 94 00:03:54,438 --> 00:03:56,452 Say around... 95 00:03:56,484 --> 00:03:58,795 - 8:30 Eastern Standard Time. - Yeah. 96 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:01,091 And then we'll be right back here in bed 97 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:04,438 - watching The Commish finale. - Yes. Thank you. 98 00:04:04,463 --> 00:04:07,097 - That's all I want, just one year. - Mm-hmm. 99 00:04:07,235 --> 00:04:10,434 My two favourite guys: you and The Commish. 100 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:12,672 Yeah. 101 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:20,047 ♪ 102 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:30,641 BETH: What's going on, honey? 103 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:34,157 My mom doesn't know I'm here. 104 00:04:35,915 --> 00:04:39,024 We're past due on our gas. 105 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,610 We haven't had heat in a couple of weeks. 106 00:04:44,245 --> 00:04:47,547 We need $89.34. 107 00:04:50,013 --> 00:04:51,672 I didn't know where else to go. 108 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:53,852 It's okay. 109 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,110 Hey, uh, I'm gonna call your mom 110 00:04:58,617 --> 00:05:00,550 and I'm gonna set up a recurring direct deposit until... 111 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:03,053 - Randall. - No. She won't take it. 112 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:05,094 Look, I don't need extra, 113 00:05:05,119 --> 00:05:08,225 but it needs to be cash so I can tell her 114 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,494 that I saved up my allowance from when I was here. 115 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:15,289 We need the heat back on before Miss Linda does her next visit. 116 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:25,289 (RANDALL SNIFFS, SIGHS) 117 00:05:30,953 --> 00:05:32,860 Come on. I'll give you a ride home. 118 00:05:33,274 --> 00:05:34,569 I won't come up. 119 00:05:34,594 --> 00:05:36,219 But you got to promise me something, Deja. 120 00:05:36,781 --> 00:05:38,388 If something like this ever happens again, 121 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,866 or if you need anything, you call us, okay? 122 00:05:41,891 --> 00:05:44,711 You don't wait for the heat to go off. You call us. 123 00:05:48,028 --> 00:05:49,203 Come on. 124 00:05:54,102 --> 00:05:55,500 BETH: The girls are at your mom's. 125 00:05:55,525 --> 00:05:57,586 Everything I own with glitter is packed. 126 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,367 It is T-minus 30 minutes to departure. 127 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:01,992 Vegas, baby! 128 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,585 - Hey. - Hmm? 129 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:06,182 Where are the neat piles organized by 130 00:06:06,217 --> 00:06:07,836 size, color and material, man? 131 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:10,750 - Maybe we shouldn't go. - Huh? What? 132 00:06:10,789 --> 00:06:13,139 No. You can't bail on Toby's bachelor party. 133 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,256 And I can't bail on Kate's bachelorette, so... 134 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:17,335 Look, what if Deja needs us 135 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,899 and we're on the other side of the country? 136 00:06:18,924 --> 00:06:21,444 Hey. It's been weeks. She hasn't called. 137 00:06:21,469 --> 00:06:23,266 Okay? That's a good thing. 138 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:25,647 That means her mom is doing good. 139 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:29,094 And if she's not, then Linda will step in, you know? 140 00:06:29,461 --> 00:06:32,125 That's all we can do, or we're gonna drive ourselves crazy. 141 00:06:32,562 --> 00:06:35,039 Okay? It is what it is. 142 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:37,789 Okay. 143 00:06:37,992 --> 00:06:41,766 All right? Now, come on. Baby, you love Vegas. 144 00:06:42,094 --> 00:06:43,514 Do Rain Man blackjack for me. 145 00:06:43,539 --> 00:06:45,641 I don't feel like doing Rain Man blackjack. 146 00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:46,922 Okay. 147 00:06:48,789 --> 00:06:50,742 You know we're pity invites, right? 148 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,963 Nobody wants their brother- or sister-in-law 149 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,758 watching them go wild in Vegas. 150 00:06:54,783 --> 00:06:57,033 Hey. I'm totally down with a pity invite, okay? 151 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,945 I deserve a pity invite. 152 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,771 I have two children, work a full-time job, 153 00:07:01,806 --> 00:07:03,807 and manage a tenement, 154 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:06,042 because you saw a mural and imagined a cat. 155 00:07:06,537 --> 00:07:08,469 Hey, I deserve this. 156 00:07:11,906 --> 00:07:13,984 Definitely have a 16 against a nine. 157 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:17,087 - Definitely gonna hit. 16 plus five is 21. - (LAUGHS) 158 00:07:17,121 --> 00:07:18,421 It's definitely a winning hand. 159 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:20,056 - Definitely a winning hand. - (LAUGHING) 160 00:07:20,281 --> 00:07:21,727 - (POUNDING THE BED) - Vegas, baby! 161 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,133 Vegas! 162 00:07:24,969 --> 00:07:27,130 MADISON: It's a live Magic Mike show. 163 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:28,695 Like the movie but in real life. 164 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,719 They say it's like literally being inside of Magic Mike. 165 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:34,768 Hm, Madison, I don't know. I don't know. Like, what's all the oil and... 166 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:35,991 - TOBY: Hey, hon. - Yeah. 167 00:07:36,016 --> 00:07:38,308 I was just... Oh. Madison's here, again. 168 00:07:38,342 --> 00:07:39,805 Hey, Toblerone. 169 00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:41,570 I really don't like that. 170 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:45,315 Uh, I'm packing for this Vegas bromance-a-thon, 171 00:07:45,349 --> 00:07:47,320 and I'm trying to figure out if I go 172 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:50,805 Clooney Ocean or Sinatra Ocean. 173 00:07:50,914 --> 00:07:53,844 - Hmm. - I need fiancée wisdom. 174 00:07:54,703 --> 00:07:55,922 Toby. 175 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,820 You're a thief and a liar. 176 00:08:00,172 --> 00:08:01,865 I only lied about being a thief. 177 00:08:03,477 --> 00:08:05,086 Yep, you're right. Clooney Ocean. 178 00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:07,637 You're always right. I like it. That's why I put a ring on it. 179 00:08:07,672 --> 00:08:09,372 MADISON: You guys are so Mike and Molly, 180 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,820 - I can't stand it. - (WHISPERS): I hate you so much. 181 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:13,961 Okay, I am out. 182 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:16,813 Kate, I will see you at the airport. 183 00:08:16,953 --> 00:08:18,773 Don't stress. I'm all over this. 184 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,117 That's what I'm stressed about. 185 00:08:20,142 --> 00:08:21,617 Later, Toby Bryant! 186 00:08:21,642 --> 00:08:23,443 You know what? You got to stop doing that, 187 00:08:23,468 --> 00:08:24,813 'cause that's... (SIGHS) 188 00:08:26,086 --> 00:08:28,125 You know, I like Toby Bryant. That's good. 189 00:08:28,406 --> 00:08:29,703 What's going on? You okay? 190 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:32,063 - Yeah. Come on. - Yeah? 191 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:34,094 Joint belly rub? 192 00:08:34,119 --> 00:08:37,360 - You or the dog? - Uh, dog first. Come here, buddy. 193 00:08:37,532 --> 00:08:39,953 - Flip it. Flipper pup. - (KATE LAUGHS) 194 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:42,985 I wish we were doing our Vegas parties together. 195 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:45,828 Me, too. But that's exactly why we should be doing them apart. 196 00:08:45,853 --> 00:08:49,027 Because we are wildly codependent, all right? 197 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,763 I had to scrape the bottom of a very nerdy friend barrel 198 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:53,110 to even have a bachelor party. 199 00:08:53,135 --> 00:08:55,901 Madison is running point on yours, 200 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,688 for God's sake. Madison. 201 00:08:57,961 --> 00:08:59,672 Well, at least you get Randall at yours. 202 00:08:59,697 --> 00:09:01,932 - Randall can make anything fun. - Yeah, he can. 203 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:03,711 At least I... that's how I remember it, 204 00:09:03,736 --> 00:09:06,406 when I actually, you know, used to see him. 205 00:09:06,431 --> 00:09:09,781 And I get Beth, who I've spent a sum total of seven minutes 206 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,508 alone with my entire life. 207 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,570 - Come on, Beth is great. - Okay, you take her. 208 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,680 - And I'll take Randall. - Oh, no-no-no-no-no. 209 00:09:15,705 --> 00:09:17,789 The Brothers Pearson are all mine this weekend. 210 00:09:17,814 --> 00:09:19,922 I got one scoop of dark chocolate Pearson, 211 00:09:20,008 --> 00:09:22,110 and one scoop of creamy vanilla Pearson, 212 00:09:22,135 --> 00:09:23,735 and I'm gonna be the ruddy strawberry 213 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,031 that brings it all together, baby. 214 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:28,960 (TOBY SIGHS) 215 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,000 I'm sorry that your brother couldn't make it. 216 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,906 Yeah, well, that's an understatement. 217 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:35,610 He had a hundred excuses before I even got the question out. 218 00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:38,227 But good news is we'll be back here in no time, 219 00:09:38,252 --> 00:09:40,922 - laying in bed with this big fella. - (CHUCKLES) 220 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:43,610 Huh? Recounting our Vegas war stories. 221 00:09:44,086 --> 00:09:46,133 - (LAUGHS) - Huh? And then we won't have to have 222 00:09:46,158 --> 00:09:49,727 another external relationship for at least another year. 223 00:09:51,453 --> 00:09:53,258 (SIGHS) See, you always know what to say. 224 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,194 Yeah. All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 225 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,039 Scoot that. My turn. 226 00:09:57,649 --> 00:09:59,531 - (SIGHS) Oh. - What, what? 227 00:09:59,556 --> 00:10:00,857 - Right here? Right here? - (TOBY PANTING) 228 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:06,211 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 229 00:10:17,974 --> 00:10:20,575 All right, Katie girl, what shape should I try? 230 00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:22,552 Mm, Texas. 231 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:23,794 Texas. 232 00:10:23,819 --> 00:10:24,958 Okay. 233 00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:26,818 - Dad. - Yeah. 234 00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:29,193 Aren't you supposed to do special stuff today 235 00:10:29,218 --> 00:10:31,353 to show Mom that you love her, or whatever? 236 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:34,622 We're taking the year off from the special stuff, 237 00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:36,818 but I love your mom always. 238 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:38,380 But you always do something. 239 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,841 Yeah, I know. I'm just, I'm not allowed to this year. 240 00:10:42,622 --> 00:10:45,404 - What if we did something for you guys? - KATE AND RANDALL: Yeah! 241 00:10:45,429 --> 00:10:47,836 - Huh? - We'd do everything. We promise. 242 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:51,161 Okay, so if you do everything, 243 00:10:51,186 --> 00:10:53,083 then technically I'm not breaking the rules. 244 00:10:53,108 --> 00:10:55,396 - Okay, what'd you have in mind? - Uh, we'll make dinner. 245 00:10:55,818 --> 00:10:58,019 - (KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) - Hey. What is going on? 246 00:10:58,044 --> 00:10:59,958 - What are you guys conspiring about? - (JACK CLEARS THROAT) 247 00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:02,091 We're gonna throw you guys a big anniversary party! 248 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:03,638 - KEVIN: Yeah! - KATE: Yay! 249 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:06,055 I'm ready for pancakes! 250 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:07,279 - RANDALL: Me, too! - KEVIN: With chocolate chips! 251 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:08,365 - I... - REBECCA: Jack. 252 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:09,552 No. Wasn't me. 253 00:11:10,627 --> 00:11:11,727 Yes! 254 00:11:11,761 --> 00:11:12,794 (HORN HONKS) 255 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,833 Damn, baby! 256 00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:17,404 I am feeling Vegas right now! 257 00:11:17,669 --> 00:11:18,769 Let's do something crazy. 258 00:11:18,794 --> 00:11:20,302 - Let's go skydiving. - Okay. 259 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,755 Oh, let's go take Ecstasy and see the magician that got ate 260 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,958 - by the lion. - I think I'm just gonna call Deja. 261 00:11:25,154 --> 00:11:26,646 Real quick. Let her know we're in Vegas. 262 00:11:26,671 --> 00:11:27,607 Hey, hey. 263 00:11:27,632 --> 00:11:30,646 - Just... - No, no, no. This is a Deja-free zone. 264 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,310 Um, what if she comes to the house and we're not there? 265 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,310 Randall, are you serious? 266 00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:37,708 Sorry. 267 00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:42,568 I guess I just can't, what, detach like you can. 268 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:45,974 - Detach? - Come on, man, cut me some slack. 269 00:11:45,999 --> 00:11:48,005 You know you're the head, I'm the heart. 270 00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:53,925 Deja's no longer a part of our home, okay? 271 00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:57,873 It's not fair to anyone involved to keep acting like she is. 272 00:11:57,907 --> 00:11:59,247 You know that. 273 00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:01,935 Yeah. 274 00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:04,880 Yeah, you're right. 275 00:12:05,311 --> 00:12:07,982 Well, the head is always right, I guess. 276 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:13,005 I said you were able to detach from this Deja situation, 277 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,857 - not that you were detached. - Yep. 278 00:12:16,185 --> 00:12:17,893 Calling you the head was a compliment. 279 00:12:17,927 --> 00:12:19,561 I meant it as a compliment. 280 00:12:19,596 --> 00:12:21,279 Thank you for the compliment. 281 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:26,115 (SIGHS) 282 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:32,739 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 283 00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:36,294 - Fresh towels. - Come on in. 284 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:39,146 I didn't just call you in here for fresh towels. I, uh... 285 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:40,275 I want to show you something. 286 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,521 - And what's your name? - Renata. 287 00:12:41,546 --> 00:12:43,857 Renata. Look at this right here. You know what that is? 288 00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:46,005 There's 27 bottles of alcohol in there. 289 00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:47,990 Since I was 18, I've been to Vegas probably... 290 00:12:48,024 --> 00:12:49,458 I don't know... 50 times. 291 00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:51,169 And of those 50 times, I want you to guess 292 00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:53,513 how many I've been absolutely blackout drunk for. 293 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,544 - All of them. - All of them. Yes. 294 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,744 Every single one of 'em. 295 00:12:56,779 --> 00:12:58,849 Good job. You're good at this game. How did you know that? 296 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:00,841 You're Rehab Manny who got drunk 297 00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,876 and ran over his daughter with a car. 298 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,154 Renata, you can't believe everything you read. 299 00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:09,365 But, anyway, uh, coming to Vegas at this point in my life 300 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:13,247 is like, um... it's like my Mount Everest, okay? 301 00:13:13,464 --> 00:13:14,896 And I'm gonna conquer it. 302 00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:17,513 So, tomorrow, when you come in here, right, 303 00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,825 you're gonna walk over here, you're gonna count 27 bottles 304 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,865 of unopened alcohol, you're gonna reach over here, 305 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:24,685 you're gonna grab that $100 tip that I'm leaving for you, 306 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,325 and you're gonna feel so good about being part 307 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:29,216 of this stranger's journey, all right? 308 00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:32,536 The, uh, the Rehab Manny, as you so lovingly called him, 309 00:13:32,573 --> 00:13:37,644 that you witnessed conquer his personal Mount Everest. 310 00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:40,591 Do you still want towels? 311 00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:44,560 (EXHALES) Sure. 312 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,490 ♪ Say, say, say, hey, hey now, baby ♪ 313 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,700 ♪ Oh, Mama, don't play now... ♪ 314 00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:53,536 - Beth! You made it! - Hey! Yeah, we just got in. 315 00:13:56,193 --> 00:13:57,224 Do you want to come in? 316 00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,818 - Yeah. - Okay. (CHUCKLES) 317 00:13:58,843 --> 00:14:00,615 Ah, Randall! My main man! 318 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,083 - How you doing? I'm all right. - Boom! 319 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,622 These are my girls from the support group. 320 00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:06,521 - It's Liz, and this is Laurie. - Nice to meet you. Beth. 321 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,372 - Gorgeous. - This is, uh, Shooter. 322 00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:10,513 - How you doing? Pleasure. - We got Rick and Stu, my stud buds 323 00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:11,880 - from the I.T. office. - What up, Rick? 324 00:14:11,905 --> 00:14:14,232 - Stu! Sorry! This is Rick. Pleasure. - Bill. 325 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,904 - (WOMEN GASPING) - And there she is. 326 00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,591 This is Madison, the mastermind. 327 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,950 - Oh. You did all this? - I've been dying to meet you! 328 00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:22,646 - Come here. Give me a hug. - Oh! 329 00:14:22,671 --> 00:14:25,122 - Hey-o! Here we are! - Oh! Think you know that guy. 330 00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:26,427 - How you doing, bro? - Good. You? 331 00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:28,497 - I'm doing well, thanks. - All right. Good to see you. 332 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,277 - Celebrating this guy. - You know what, can I? 333 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,880 - Yeah. - You mind if I get in here? 334 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,771 When Kate sent out the guest list, I followed you on Insta. 335 00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:37,013 Your hair is always different, and I am obsessed. 336 00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:39,693 Girls, I've got party gifts. 337 00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,458 - (RANDALL GROWLS, CHUCKLES) - Look at these guys. 338 00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:43,784 - Modern day Rat Pack, huh? - Hey! 339 00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,443 I'm-I'm not ready. 340 00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:46,794 - Ah! - (LAUGHTER) 341 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:51,044 Classy. (CHUCKLES) Literary. 342 00:14:51,129 --> 00:14:53,419 - To Toby! - ALL: Toby! (WHOOPING) 343 00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:56,060 - To Kate! - ALL: To Kate! 344 00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:01,240 Oh, straight from the bottle. Okay. Straight from the bottle. 345 00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:08,166 What's Herbes de Provence? 346 00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:10,182 I don't know, bud. 347 00:15:10,207 --> 00:15:12,940 But are you sure you just don't want to make spaghetti 348 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:16,450 - or something? - Didn't Mom say at Kate's piano recital 349 00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:18,739 that she always wanted to try Cornish hens? 350 00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:21,637 She did. 351 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:23,653 Then get in the game, Dad. 352 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,708 (GROANS SOFTLY) 353 00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,856 - Just stick with me, kid. - BOY: Hey, Randall. 354 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:34,840 Andrew, Bryce, in my hood. 355 00:15:35,516 --> 00:15:36,739 ♪ 356 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:55,825 Hey, where are you guys gonna be doing this top secret research? 357 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,895 - Research station is in the back. - Okay. 358 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,073 - Come on, Kate! - Well, find me if you need any help. 359 00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:01,200 Okay, Mom! 360 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:02,497 (CHUCKLES) 361 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:05,489 TOBY: Hey, so I'm thinking, after we settle up here, 362 00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:08,497 we hit the "clurb," and then, uh, and then maybe we go do 363 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,106 some gambling down in gritty Old Vegas, 364 00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:11,372 - like in Swingers. - Yeah! 365 00:16:11,397 --> 00:16:14,364 'Cause the Strip is hip, but downtown is where it's at. 366 00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:16,512 Something else to drink, gentlemen? 367 00:16:16,537 --> 00:16:19,028 I will do another soda water with a lime, please. 368 00:16:19,176 --> 00:16:21,327 TOBY: I'm all set. Thanks. - Uh, I'm good... 369 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:23,753 Uh, hey, listen, thanks for coming out. 370 00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:25,565 I-I know this alcohol thing can be kind of... 371 00:16:25,599 --> 00:16:27,028 No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 372 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,630 - It's fine. Thank you. - Okay. 373 00:16:29,136 --> 00:16:32,083 Oh, guys, check this out. Randall's bachelor party, 374 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:33,926 - which I was in charge of, okay... - ALL: Ooh! 375 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,715 It's fine. I'm gonna tell the story. So, I bring him to this, 376 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:38,754 uh, this pretty seedy strip club, you know, 377 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:39,965 - to make a man out of him, right? - (CHUCKLING) 378 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,247 That's what you do. I'm his brother. 379 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:44,262 Uh, we get there, and Randall, 380 00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:47,114 within 20 minutes, has convinced two of the strippers 381 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:49,419 to quit their jobs and go back to school. 382 00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:50,649 (LAUGHTER) 383 00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:52,625 - He takes care of other people. - I appreciate it. 384 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,911 You know what, at-at least I didn't date one of 'em 385 00:16:54,936 --> 00:16:56,462 - for a year. - ALL: Ooh! 386 00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,356 It was... it was nice. 387 00:16:58,381 --> 00:17:00,566 - She was really sweet. She... - (TOBY GUFFAWS) 388 00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:01,950 - She was a sweetheart. - I bet it was. 389 00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:03,294 See, what you are witnessing here 390 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:05,551 is the Kevin/Randall rivalry. 391 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:07,403 It is a tale as old as time. 392 00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:08,536 (LAUGHTER) 393 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,610 RANDALL: I didn't know you knew about it. 394 00:17:10,644 --> 00:17:11,981 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's one of my costars. 395 00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:13,231 - Oh! - That's one of my costars. 396 00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:14,786 I'm gonna go, uh, I'm gonna go say hi. All right? 397 00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:15,864 Be right back. 398 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,215 - So, Randall, hey... - You know what, Tobe, 399 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,778 I got to make a quick call. I'll be right back. 400 00:17:22,803 --> 00:17:24,090 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 401 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,044 (LAUGHTER, CHATTER CONTINUES) 402 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:30,950 Emma. 403 00:17:30,975 --> 00:17:32,497 - Hey. How are you? - Kevin. (CHUCKLES) 404 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,083 - How you doing? Yeah? - Hey. I'm good. 405 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:37,242 - How are you? - Really good, actually. I'm really good. 406 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,200 - Good. That's really good. - Thank you. Thanks. 407 00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:40,590 I heard about the rehab. 408 00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,059 (INHALES SHARPLY) Hollywood. 409 00:17:43,347 --> 00:17:45,169 - Where everyone's a mess! - Right? 410 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,411 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 411 00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:47,645 Yeah. 412 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:50,939 I'm-I'm, uh, I'm looking forward to Hill 400 coming out. 413 00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,762 I'm actually counting down the days until it's released. 414 00:17:52,787 --> 00:17:54,051 It's been a, uh... 415 00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:57,278 (DRAMATICALLY): "beacon of light at the end of a very dark, 416 00:17:57,303 --> 00:17:58,536 very long year." 417 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,208 You haven't heard? 418 00:18:02,926 --> 00:18:04,067 Haven't heard what? 419 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,726 They cut me out of the movie. 420 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:08,833 - Wait, they... I'm sorry... - Ron sent a really nice note. 421 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,614 Handwritten, so at least I got a nice memento. 422 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:13,778 He's, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 423 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,911 he's going in a different direction. 424 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,903 Said some characters just fell out, 425 00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,929 others were substantially cut down. 426 00:18:21,045 --> 00:18:23,364 I was in the "fell out" category. 427 00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:26,833 - Half my scenes were with you. - Well, maybe you're in 428 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,661 the "substantially cut down" category. 429 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,169 Hey, let's have lunch soon. 430 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,161 (DISTORTED ICE CLACKING) 431 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,930 (DISTORTED CLINKING, LAUGHTER) 432 00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:42,098 BILL (DISTORTED): Hey, Kevin, you coming back? 433 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,950 Kevin? Hey. 434 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:45,598 (CLEARLY): Kevin? 435 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,423 - You coming back? - Stu. How are you? 436 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,098 Uh, Bill, but Stu's fine. 437 00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:51,778 - Um, anyway... - Huh? Listen, can you, can you, 438 00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,676 - can you just do me a favor? - Yeah. 439 00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:55,372 Can you tell Toby that I'm not, I'm not feeling well? 440 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:57,067 - I'm not, um... - Oh. 441 00:18:58,169 --> 00:18:59,208 I'm gonna call it early. 442 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,497 Can-can you, can you tell him that for me? 443 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,022 O-Okay. You're just not... 444 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,411 Okay, um... 445 00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:05,575 RANDALL: Deja. 446 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,286 It's Randall. I saw you called. 447 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,442 DEJA: Uh, yeah. Um... 448 00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:13,145 the Bill Nye guy you love was on TV. 449 00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,833 - I just thought of you. - Oh. Okay. 450 00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:19,286 Well, uh, we're in Las Vegas, 451 00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:22,489 but I'm keeping my phone on me, okay? 452 00:19:22,514 --> 00:19:24,880 - If you need anything. - Okay. 453 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:30,880 So your heat's back on? It's all good? 454 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,950 Yeah. Um, I'm sorry. 455 00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:39,669 It's hard to call when my mom's around. 456 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,544 We just want to make sure that you're safe 457 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:44,203 and you're well taken care of. 458 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:47,253 - Deja? - (TRAFFIC PASSING) 459 00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:48,958 Uh, we're making it work. 460 00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:50,669 Good. 461 00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:52,801 Yeah. 462 00:19:54,074 --> 00:19:56,075 I got to go. My mom's coming back. 463 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,926 - Bye. - Bye. 464 00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:00,090 ♪ 465 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,279 Thank you. 466 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:13,949 Hey. 467 00:20:13,974 --> 00:20:16,677 Hey, there he is! You ready to hit the clurb? 468 00:20:17,185 --> 00:20:19,787 - (CHUCKLING) - I think I'm gonna skip the clurb tonight. 469 00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:21,366 I'm feeling a little jet-lagged. 470 00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:24,530 But you go. Right? Have fun with your friends. 471 00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:27,083 Get rowdy. You don't need your brother-in-law 472 00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,670 weighing you down. I'll see you. 473 00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:31,549 ("BRAND NEW WAY TO BE ME" BY DAVID TOBIN PLAYING) 474 00:20:38,131 --> 00:20:39,842 ♪ I've got a shine ♪ 475 00:20:40,226 --> 00:20:43,248 ♪ Got a brand-new look about me ♪ 476 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,108 - (WOMEN CHEERING) - ♪ A new peace of mind ♪ 477 00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:48,741 ♪ With a chill I've never known ♪ 478 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,669 ♪ Planets so high ♪ 479 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,373 - ♪ Now revolve around me ♪ - (SCREAMS) 480 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:58,009 ♪ It's the new, it's the new ♪ 481 00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:02,905 ♪ It's the brand-new way to be me ♪ 482 00:21:05,444 --> 00:21:11,048 ♪ Brand-new way to be me ♪ 483 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,694 (WOMEN CHEERING) 484 00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,873 ♪ All that you can dream ♪ 485 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,464 ♪ I can make come true ♪ 486 00:21:19,725 --> 00:21:25,336 ♪ I will help you read your favorite bedtime story ♪ 487 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:29,600 ♪ I'm the one that belongs, right, never wrong for you ♪ 488 00:21:29,647 --> 00:21:30,803 (WOMEN CHEERING) 489 00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:37,311 ♪ I've got a shine, got a brand-new look about me ♪ 490 00:21:38,077 --> 00:21:42,748 ♪ New peace of mind with a chill I've never known ♪ 491 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:49,092 ♪ Those planets so high now revolve around me ♪ 492 00:21:49,545 --> 00:21:50,811 ♪ It's the new ♪ 493 00:21:51,115 --> 00:21:55,131 ♪ It's the brand-new way to be me. ♪ 494 00:21:58,022 --> 00:22:00,233 Dad, the hens go right there, so I'd chop your onion. 495 00:22:00,258 --> 00:22:01,834 - Okay. Yeah, I know. These are... - REBECCA: Hi, guys. 496 00:22:01,859 --> 00:22:04,030 How's dinner looking? 'Cause it's getting kind of late. 497 00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:06,670 My entrée had to marinate for three hours! 498 00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:10,803 - Okay, bud. Is this the one? - Mom, this isn't the good china. 499 00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,053 This is going to be my seventh 500 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:15,200 and final trip down to the basement. 501 00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:16,554 What else do you guys need? 502 00:22:16,589 --> 00:22:18,091 The Christmas lights, the white pretty ones. 503 00:22:18,116 --> 00:22:19,524 Those are in the hallway closet. 504 00:22:19,936 --> 00:22:21,125 - Okay. - I'll get them. 505 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,287 And we need help lighting all the candles. 506 00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:25,280 Okay. 507 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,084 - Mom? - Yes, babe. 508 00:22:27,109 --> 00:22:30,514 I think Dad should wear a tux, and you should look like this. 509 00:22:31,776 --> 00:22:34,280 - (WOMEN CHEERING) - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 510 00:22:36,662 --> 00:22:37,881 (BETH GIGGLES) 511 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,446 Oh, my God, that was so fun! Thank you! 512 00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:44,282 Randall, what are you doing here? 513 00:22:44,678 --> 00:22:47,819 - Hey! No boys allowed. Strip or split. - Yeah. 514 00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:50,350 - Yeah. - I needed to talk to you. 515 00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:51,772 I didn't expect to see you 516 00:22:51,797 --> 00:22:53,287 getting your freak on with Magic Mike. 517 00:22:53,312 --> 00:22:57,170 His name is Anton, actually. It's not important. What's up? 518 00:22:57,383 --> 00:22:58,483 Deja called. 519 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,327 She did? Is everything okay? 520 00:23:00,352 --> 00:23:02,045 - No. - What happened? 521 00:23:02,891 --> 00:23:04,287 Well, she said everything was okay, 522 00:23:04,312 --> 00:23:07,381 but she kept taking these long pauses like it was Morse code. 523 00:23:07,956 --> 00:23:10,186 My parental bells rang hard, Beth. 524 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:12,272 So nothing's wrong? 525 00:23:12,678 --> 00:23:15,569 Well, she said she was calling just to check in on me, 526 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,748 - but I think that... - Oh, my God, Randall! 527 00:23:17,912 --> 00:23:19,498 You seriously crashed your sister's 528 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,131 bachelorette party to tell me that? 529 00:23:21,156 --> 00:23:22,569 Beth, I know what this sounds like, 530 00:23:22,594 --> 00:23:24,209 - but my gut tells me... - One night. 531 00:23:24,234 --> 00:23:26,569 You couldn't give me one night. 532 00:23:26,594 --> 00:23:30,239 I sit inside your anxiety every damn minute of every damn day, 533 00:23:30,264 --> 00:23:32,163 - Excuse me, Beth. - and you can't give me one night... 534 00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:34,428 I didn't realize that it was so difficult being married to me. 535 00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:35,944 Hey, it's not always a party, husband. 536 00:23:35,969 --> 00:23:37,608 Well, I'll tell you something, wife. 537 00:23:37,697 --> 00:23:40,678 You know, I may lead with my heart, but at least I've got... 538 00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:43,553 What? No. What? Say it. You're gonna say I'm heartless? 539 00:23:43,578 --> 00:23:46,342 - No, not my words. - No, because you said I was detached. 540 00:23:46,984 --> 00:23:48,764 You said I was the head, and now you're trying to say 541 00:23:48,789 --> 00:23:51,436 I'm heartless because I just want a break from this? 542 00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:53,366 - From all this? - From all of this? 543 00:23:54,436 --> 00:23:55,837 You know what, Beth? You're right. 544 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,412 The way that you're reacting 545 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,545 to everything that's happened is perfectly normal. 546 00:23:59,653 --> 00:24:00,786 You're all heart. 547 00:24:01,165 --> 00:24:03,483 I should've kept this a "Deja-free zone," 548 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,542 as you so heartwarmingly called it. 549 00:24:05,826 --> 00:24:08,295 - It is what it is, right? - You know what? Screw you! 550 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,553 - RANDALL: Screw you, Beth. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. 551 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,827 Everybody take it easy. Let's just take it easy. 552 00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,319 - Hey. - Hey, please stay out of this. 553 00:24:13,344 --> 00:24:14,550 This is between me and Randall. 554 00:24:14,575 --> 00:24:15,850 This doesn't have anything to do with you right now. 555 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:18,366 I understand that. I... But can you understand 556 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:19,827 - where he's coming from? - Please just sit back down, 557 00:24:19,852 --> 00:24:21,381 - all right? - I'm not gonna sit down. 558 00:24:21,406 --> 00:24:23,225 Kate, this is not a Big Three moment. 559 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,077 I know that, but he's my brother. 560 00:24:25,102 --> 00:24:26,967 - He's also my husband. - Oh, I know. 561 00:24:27,082 --> 00:24:30,123 Randall has made it perfectly clear who's more important to him. 562 00:24:34,965 --> 00:24:36,616 I don't know why I just said that. 563 00:24:36,896 --> 00:24:38,350 I'm gonna get some air. 564 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:40,139 Kate? 565 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,763 - (BELL DINGS) - Thank God! 566 00:24:51,788 --> 00:24:52,545 Okay, great. 567 00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:54,249 - So we're eating here? - Yes, eat in here. 568 00:24:54,274 --> 00:24:55,608 - In here? Okay, great. - I think we should. 569 00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:57,010 Oh, no! 570 00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:58,484 - JACK: What's wrong, Kev? - REBECCA: What? 571 00:24:58,515 --> 00:25:00,225 Dad never turned the oven on! 572 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,797 - I never what? - Jack, really? 573 00:25:02,890 --> 00:25:05,038 Well, I had to go wash my hands 574 00:25:05,063 --> 00:25:06,531 - 'cause he had me cutting the onions. - Oh, no. 575 00:25:06,565 --> 00:25:08,547 - I forgot. I'm sorry. - No, it's ruined! 576 00:25:08,572 --> 00:25:11,140 Kev, I will cook that and we can eat it tomorrow. 577 00:25:11,165 --> 00:25:14,067 (CRYING): No, now we're never, never gonna have dinner, 578 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,695 and you're gonna divorce him! 579 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,609 - What? - What? 580 00:25:19,027 --> 00:25:21,203 Sophie's parents are getting divorced. 581 00:25:21,346 --> 00:25:24,195 And you guys don't even want to celebrate your anniversary. 582 00:25:24,468 --> 00:25:26,615 - Oh. - So you're probably getting divorced, too. 583 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,186 - No, no, no, we're... - No, Kev, we're not. 584 00:25:28,211 --> 00:25:29,406 - Kevin, come here. - Okay? 585 00:25:29,431 --> 00:25:32,437 Kevin, no, your dad and I are not getting divorced. 586 00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:34,687 - No? - No, never, ever. 587 00:25:34,712 --> 00:25:37,617 - Look at me. Never. - Really? 588 00:25:37,774 --> 00:25:39,125 - Yeah. - Never. 589 00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:40,648 Oh. Okay. 590 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,468 Um, we're gonna go to bed now! 591 00:25:42,493 --> 00:25:43,578 Good night. 592 00:25:44,948 --> 00:25:47,062 - Come on! - What? 593 00:25:49,429 --> 00:25:51,976 - (SLOT MACHINE CHIMES) - What? Come on! 594 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:53,382 Oh. Oh, you know what? 595 00:25:54,047 --> 00:25:55,815 Gonna give you that. Thank you. 596 00:25:56,028 --> 00:25:57,164 - Thank you. - Thanks. 597 00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:58,453 RANDALL: Kate? 598 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:01,890 You found me. 599 00:26:02,029 --> 00:26:03,359 It wasn't very hard. 600 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:07,027 Only person still drinking Cosmos in 2018. 601 00:26:09,228 --> 00:26:12,336 Carrie Bradshaw... that girl is timeless, 602 00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,757 okay, and so are her favorite cocktails. 603 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,023 Right. (CHUCKLES) 604 00:26:18,572 --> 00:26:19,882 Are you and Beth okay? 605 00:26:20,698 --> 00:26:21,921 Oh, we'll be fine. 606 00:26:22,342 --> 00:26:24,609 We have a blow-out like this every few years. 607 00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:27,750 Never surrounded by so much greased-up man meat, 608 00:26:27,775 --> 00:26:30,164 but, you know, first time for everything. 609 00:26:31,921 --> 00:26:33,843 She wanted to make sure you were okay. 610 00:26:38,881 --> 00:26:42,429 I just want you to know, okay, that I like to pride myself 611 00:26:42,591 --> 00:26:44,390 on being the first person to realize 612 00:26:44,415 --> 00:26:46,750 that Randall Pearson was the coolest human ever. 613 00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:48,875 I've known that since we were kids. 614 00:26:49,112 --> 00:26:52,367 You know, everyone thinks that it was always Kevin and Kate. 615 00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:54,400 But the year after Dad died, 616 00:26:54,597 --> 00:26:56,953 it was Kate and Randall 617 00:26:57,093 --> 00:27:00,054 eating Hot Pockets and watching Mom pretending to be okay. 618 00:27:00,234 --> 00:27:01,567 And binge-watching Sex and the City 619 00:27:01,601 --> 00:27:03,507 when binge-watching wasn't even a thing. 620 00:27:03,929 --> 00:27:06,709 And I knew that one day that I was gonna lose you 621 00:27:06,734 --> 00:27:08,757 to somebody who was as cool as Beth. 622 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,617 But that someday... it happened so fast. 623 00:27:12,612 --> 00:27:15,943 And, God, she is spectacular. I-I get it, I know it. 624 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:19,078 But then, when I did, when I lost you, I... 625 00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:22,572 First off, you can never lose me. 626 00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:24,297 Not even if you tried. 627 00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,825 You basically got brother LoJack on me. 628 00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:30,952 Okay? Kate, I was a straight, black teenage boy. 629 00:27:30,977 --> 00:27:33,953 Do you really think I liked watching Sex and the City that much? 630 00:27:35,004 --> 00:27:36,328 (BOTH LAUGHING) 631 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:40,531 I just watched it because you loved it. 632 00:27:41,342 --> 00:27:42,882 - Really? - Yeah. 633 00:27:44,472 --> 00:27:46,984 (SCOFFS) I thought that you were such a Miranda. 634 00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:48,750 - (LAUGHS) - Okay, okay. 635 00:27:48,775 --> 00:27:50,586 All right, all right. Enough. Whoa. 636 00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:53,289 I'm not crying at my bachelorette party, again. 637 00:27:53,314 --> 00:27:54,531 That's my bad. 638 00:27:57,870 --> 00:27:59,117 So how is Toby? 639 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:01,328 Uh, did you guys, like, bond? 640 00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:02,718 Did you, um, do the secret handshake? 641 00:28:02,743 --> 00:28:04,554 'Cause I think he really wants a secret handshake. 642 00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:07,117 (LAUGHS) What? No. We... I just... 643 00:28:07,198 --> 00:28:08,734 We left him with his friends. 644 00:28:11,067 --> 00:28:12,304 (SIGHS) Okay. 645 00:28:12,623 --> 00:28:13,679 What? 646 00:28:15,718 --> 00:28:17,695 It's just that his friends were the fillers. 647 00:28:18,992 --> 00:28:21,484 And he just wanted this weekend 648 00:28:21,509 --> 00:28:25,145 to be about, you know, you and Kevin, and... 649 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,812 - Hey, man. - Uh, hey. 650 00:28:34,192 --> 00:28:36,703 I thought you guys had gone to bed or something. 651 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:39,265 Yeah, about that. We, uh... 652 00:28:39,861 --> 00:28:42,078 - We're sorry we bailed on you tonight. - Right. 653 00:28:42,103 --> 00:28:43,617 Honestly, we didn't think you'd miss us. 654 00:28:43,694 --> 00:28:46,976 Oh, honestly, I didn't, so... 655 00:28:50,926 --> 00:28:53,179 - Want to go for a walk? - Yeah, let me get my jacket. 656 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,492 - (BELL DINGS) - Yes. 657 00:29:02,352 --> 00:29:03,609 (JACK CLEARS THROAT) 658 00:29:03,762 --> 00:29:07,062 Ugh. No, I am way too tired 659 00:29:07,087 --> 00:29:08,771 to sit at the table and eat right now. 660 00:29:08,796 --> 00:29:10,115 Why don't you just put it out, 661 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,200 and I'll come back downstairs and wrap it up later. 662 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,004 Yeah, I'm just gonna let it cool off a little bit. 663 00:29:18,241 --> 00:29:21,199 Wow. I mean, they really did try. 664 00:29:21,224 --> 00:29:22,958 - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - I mean... 665 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,300 Got to work on the follow-through, but... 666 00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:28,394 Well, it's hard to live up to your standard. It is. 667 00:29:31,065 --> 00:29:32,488 - Hey, babe? - Mm-hmm. 668 00:29:33,656 --> 00:29:35,957 I really missed giving you a gift this year. 669 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,402 - Yeah? - Yeah. 670 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,496 Even if it wasn't gonna be as great 671 00:29:39,521 --> 00:29:41,167 as the one you would have given me. 672 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:45,097 I'm sorry for... 673 00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:48,144 de-Jacking you. 674 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,121 De-Jacking me? 675 00:29:50,146 --> 00:29:51,230 (LAUGHS) 676 00:29:52,808 --> 00:29:54,050 - Yeah. - Yes? 677 00:29:54,129 --> 00:29:55,417 - Hey. - Yeah. 678 00:29:55,655 --> 00:29:58,214 - Let's never do nothing again. - No. Yeah. 679 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,917 - Deal? - Deal. 680 00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:08,699 Come on, let's go upstairs. 681 00:30:19,324 --> 00:30:20,722 What? Jack. 682 00:30:20,747 --> 00:30:21,863 - No... - Is this you? 683 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,675 No, this is not me, I swear. 684 00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:25,167 (CHUCKLES): I swear. 685 00:30:27,733 --> 00:30:28,863 What is that? 686 00:30:31,737 --> 00:30:32,902 "Mom and Dad." 687 00:30:36,909 --> 00:30:38,761 "Dear Mom and Dad, go out on the roof, 688 00:30:38,786 --> 00:30:42,689 lie down, look up, hold hands and wait. Love, the Big Three." 689 00:30:42,714 --> 00:30:43,949 - "Meteor shower." - Oh. 690 00:30:43,974 --> 00:30:45,045 (LAUGHS) 691 00:30:45,070 --> 00:30:46,378 Well, you did it, babe. 692 00:30:47,141 --> 00:30:49,785 - You created mini yous. - We did. 693 00:30:50,255 --> 00:30:51,472 You did. 694 00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:54,136 Look at this. 695 00:31:04,143 --> 00:31:06,550 Madison is drunk snoring in my room. (CHUCKLES) 696 00:31:07,519 --> 00:31:09,191 Who knew that such a loud sound 697 00:31:09,216 --> 00:31:10,894 could come from such a tiny person? 698 00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:16,183 - Can I come in? - Sure. 699 00:31:17,285 --> 00:31:18,488 (TV PLAYING QUIETLY) 700 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,206 (TV TURNS OFF) 701 00:31:23,303 --> 00:31:27,006 Oh, when I'm upset, I eat candy. And when I'm drunk. 702 00:31:28,251 --> 00:31:29,402 I didn't know that. 703 00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:31,746 (CLEARS THROAT) 704 00:31:33,056 --> 00:31:35,058 It's really hard for me to make friends. 705 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:38,527 My brothers were my friends. 706 00:31:38,824 --> 00:31:41,566 I was always, um, self-conscious 707 00:31:41,614 --> 00:31:42,761 and, um... 708 00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:46,675 defensive around strong women. 709 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:49,183 I mean, look no further than my mother. 710 00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:56,046 And so when Randall met you, I was, I was intimidated. 711 00:31:57,019 --> 00:31:59,011 Intimidated? Why? 712 00:32:01,081 --> 00:32:02,441 Because you're flawless. 713 00:32:02,539 --> 00:32:04,128 Because when I was a waitress, 714 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,355 you were getting a master's and building a house. 715 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:11,808 And then you... you have a meaningful job. 716 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:14,410 You bought a building and you foster kids. 717 00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:17,050 And I-I sing and I-I adopted a dog. 718 00:32:18,222 --> 00:32:19,519 Kate... (SCOFFS) 719 00:32:20,596 --> 00:32:22,964 Man, I am so far 720 00:32:23,699 --> 00:32:26,183 from doing what I actually want to do 721 00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:29,917 in my job that I agreed to buy a building with your brother, 722 00:32:30,003 --> 00:32:32,113 which is exhausting. 723 00:32:32,581 --> 00:32:35,769 And that is nothing compared to fostering, 724 00:32:35,794 --> 00:32:40,832 which is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. 725 00:32:42,942 --> 00:32:45,292 And I went and got myself attached to this little girl, 726 00:32:45,317 --> 00:32:46,660 and now she's gone. 727 00:32:48,028 --> 00:32:49,121 And... 728 00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:52,808 I've been trying not to think about her, 729 00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:56,316 but it's... I can't. It's like... 730 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,597 I just keep wondering, like, is she okay, you know? 731 00:33:01,622 --> 00:33:02,785 Is she cold? 732 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,246 Is she stressed? 733 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:11,019 Does her science teacher know how smart she is? 734 00:33:11,881 --> 00:33:13,113 Oh, Beth. 735 00:33:14,556 --> 00:33:15,925 I'm sorry. 736 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,925 I'm so sorry. 737 00:33:18,221 --> 00:33:19,519 Such is life. 738 00:33:25,564 --> 00:33:28,488 So I-I had this whole new plan for my life, you know, 739 00:33:29,589 --> 00:33:30,964 and for my career, actually. 740 00:33:30,989 --> 00:33:33,456 And then the movie fell apart, then the plan fell apart, 741 00:33:33,481 --> 00:33:36,253 so I don't want to talk about it anymore. 742 00:33:36,627 --> 00:33:37,816 Randall, you go. 743 00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:42,175 Uh... I got to let go of Deja. 744 00:33:43,441 --> 00:33:45,230 I got to move on, mentally, 745 00:33:45,255 --> 00:33:47,886 and not put it on my wife to be the only strong one. 746 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,355 You came up with that all by yourself? 747 00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:51,925 Listen, man, he... that's his thing. 748 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,761 He does that. What about you? 749 00:33:54,261 --> 00:33:56,831 Whew. I'm just wondering if it was worth dropping a few grand 750 00:33:56,856 --> 00:33:59,300 to fly three strangers out here so I didn't look lame 751 00:33:59,325 --> 00:34:01,183 in front of my future brothers-in-law. 752 00:34:05,654 --> 00:34:07,956 - You guys know I have a brother? - No. 753 00:34:09,246 --> 00:34:11,480 Yeah. He, uh, couldn't make it this weekend. 754 00:34:11,505 --> 00:34:13,113 I doubt he even tried. 755 00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:18,763 I was ten when he was born, so I adored the kid since birth. 756 00:34:18,797 --> 00:34:20,972 I-I remember, I was 16, I was such a nerd. 757 00:34:20,997 --> 00:34:22,081 I was like a... 758 00:34:22,106 --> 00:34:25,175 like a Dungeons & Dragons by myself kind of nerd. 759 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:25,933 Ugh. 760 00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,456 You do not want to know what it feels like 761 00:34:27,481 --> 00:34:31,279 to be a 16-year-old when your six-year-old brother says 762 00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:33,572 he doesn't want to play with you anymore. 763 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,581 And you know that he means it. 764 00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:41,136 Look, I'm sorry I brought you guys all this way 765 00:34:41,161 --> 00:34:42,402 with everything you got going on. 766 00:34:42,427 --> 00:34:44,738 I just got excited about having a second chance at... 767 00:34:45,816 --> 00:34:47,480 two new brothers, you know? 768 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:50,574 I wanted to impress you, 769 00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:53,675 and not-and not just because my gal loves you, 770 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,847 but because you guys impress the hell out of me. 771 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,378 Kevin Costner. 772 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,035 Kevin Costner was cut out of The Big Chill. 773 00:35:06,162 --> 00:35:09,136 Four years later, he went on to star in The Untouchables 774 00:35:09,161 --> 00:35:11,331 with Connery, Garcia and De Niro. 775 00:35:11,855 --> 00:35:13,480 Do you have Ron Howard's phone number 776 00:35:13,505 --> 00:35:15,035 in that fancy phone of yours? 777 00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:16,933 Yeah. 778 00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:19,193 - Call him. - No. 779 00:35:19,392 --> 00:35:20,660 - Y-Yeah. - No. 780 00:35:20,843 --> 00:35:23,542 You call him, and you tell him he has made 781 00:35:23,567 --> 00:35:26,706 a Pretty Woman sized mistake. Big. 782 00:35:27,099 --> 00:35:29,035 Huge. All right? 783 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,527 Y-You-You thank him for the opportunity, 784 00:35:32,027 --> 00:35:34,964 but you let him know that it's his loss. 785 00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:37,566 You make him believe it because you believe it. 786 00:35:37,987 --> 00:35:39,785 - Now, Randy. Can I call you Randy? - No. 787 00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:43,206 Okay. I'm not gonna give you any advice about Deja. 788 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:47,902 But know this: if you, Randall Pearson, 789 00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:50,191 are beating yourself up about anything, 790 00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:52,105 then the rest of the world should collectively 791 00:35:52,130 --> 00:35:53,527 be jumping in front of a train. 792 00:36:01,054 --> 00:36:02,449 You gonna be good to our sister? 793 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:04,378 Of course I will. 794 00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:07,113 Welcome to the family, brother. 795 00:36:07,506 --> 00:36:09,249 - (GROWLS): Yeah. Awesome. - (LAUGHTER) 796 00:36:11,635 --> 00:36:13,460 All right, so two takeaways from tonight. 797 00:36:13,485 --> 00:36:14,289 Mm-hmm. 798 00:36:14,314 --> 00:36:17,058 - Uh, Cornish hens are delicious. - God, so good. 799 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:20,136 And I'm pretty sure that Kevin's gonna be a famous chef one day. 800 00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:21,371 - Yeah? - Yeah. 801 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,614 (BOTH LAUGH) 802 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:23,949 I mean... 803 00:36:25,175 --> 00:36:26,792 Hey, do you want to hear what Randall told me 804 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:28,589 about meteor showers? 805 00:36:28,928 --> 00:36:32,285 - Yeah, I do. - Well, he kind of told me a lot. 806 00:36:32,863 --> 00:36:35,339 - Like, a lot. (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) Of course. 807 00:36:35,432 --> 00:36:38,567 But what he told me, at least the... 808 00:36:39,746 --> 00:36:41,167 the part that I understood, 809 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:45,167 was that meteors are always up there, 810 00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:47,183 whizzing around. 811 00:36:47,829 --> 00:36:50,131 We just... we never notice them. 812 00:36:50,863 --> 00:36:52,019 REBECCA: Hmm. 813 00:36:52,636 --> 00:36:55,722 It's only once in a while that we actually see one. 814 00:36:56,628 --> 00:36:57,964 You know, see... 815 00:36:58,514 --> 00:37:01,285 just how spectacular they really are. 816 00:37:03,715 --> 00:37:04,877 Wow. 817 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,042 - Hey, Bec? - Yeah. 818 00:37:12,885 --> 00:37:14,949 I don't need anniversaries to see you. 819 00:37:16,031 --> 00:37:17,378 I see you every day. 820 00:37:18,316 --> 00:37:21,566 You are my daily meteor shower. 821 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:24,636 Ah, babe. 822 00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:28,003 Thank you for marrying me. 823 00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:30,613 Mm. Thank you for asking me. 824 00:37:35,327 --> 00:37:37,371 ("SEDONA" BY HOUNDMOUTH PLAYING) 825 00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:43,410 (REBECCA SIGHS, CHUCKLES) 826 00:37:44,856 --> 00:37:46,878 YOUNG KEVIN: Hey, Dad, could I ask you something? 827 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:49,238 Do you think the hens are big enough? 828 00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:52,589 It's not about the hens, kiddo. 829 00:37:54,466 --> 00:37:56,917 A big, grand gesture... it's not about 830 00:37:57,464 --> 00:37:59,431 the actual thing that you do. 831 00:37:59,607 --> 00:38:01,488 RANDALL: Tobias, may I present 832 00:38:01,595 --> 00:38:03,262 seedy old Vegas. 833 00:38:03,654 --> 00:38:04,644 (LAUGHING) 834 00:38:04,669 --> 00:38:06,886 ♪ Right smack on top ♪ 835 00:38:09,302 --> 00:38:11,886 ♪ Of Sedona Arabelle... ♪ 836 00:38:11,911 --> 00:38:15,691 It's not about what you say, it's about intent. 837 00:38:16,121 --> 00:38:17,275 (GASPS) Oh! 838 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:18,701 - Whoa. - Wow. 839 00:38:18,726 --> 00:38:20,980 - REBECCA: Did you see that one? - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 840 00:38:21,107 --> 00:38:23,488 It's about taking the time to tell the person 841 00:38:23,513 --> 00:38:27,035 you care about, "I see you. I hear you. 842 00:38:28,562 --> 00:38:29,894 ♪ Whoa, whoa... ♪ 843 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,683 "I know exactly what you need right now, 844 00:38:34,068 --> 00:38:36,503 and I'm showing how important that is to me." 845 00:38:38,970 --> 00:38:41,417 Never hurts to have a couple of big-ass hens. 846 00:38:41,648 --> 00:38:44,730 (CHUCKLES) No, it never hurts to have a couple big-ass hens. 847 00:38:49,901 --> 00:38:52,667 ♪ Hey there, Sedona, let me cut you a deal ♪ 848 00:38:52,692 --> 00:38:54,226 ♪ I'm a little hungover ♪ 849 00:38:54,251 --> 00:38:56,786 ♪ And I may have to steal your soul... ♪ 850 00:38:56,942 --> 00:38:58,074 (LINE RINGING) 851 00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:00,218 RON HOWARD: Hey, Kevin, how the hell are ya? 852 00:39:00,745 --> 00:39:01,886 Ron... uh... 853 00:39:02,964 --> 00:39:04,815 Uh, first of all, obviously, thank you for the opportunity, 854 00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:06,292 but I'm telling you, it was wrong 855 00:39:06,317 --> 00:39:08,464 to cut me out of the movie. Okay? It's special. 856 00:39:08,489 --> 00:39:11,292 I'm telling you, I can feel it in my gut, it's special. 857 00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:12,410 And even if I'm wrong, you know, you could've 858 00:39:12,435 --> 00:39:13,925 picked up the phone, you could've called me. 859 00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:16,251 I would expect that common courtesy from you. 860 00:39:16,665 --> 00:39:19,050 - You done? - Yeah. 861 00:39:20,457 --> 00:39:22,425 Obviously, you've heard that the movie 862 00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:25,331 could not sustain the weight of a romance. 863 00:39:26,003 --> 00:39:28,761 But I didn't cut you out of the movie, Kevin. 864 00:39:29,163 --> 00:39:31,964 Your work with Sly is truly remarkable. 865 00:39:31,989 --> 00:39:35,019 I mean the father/son story is the movie. 866 00:39:36,414 --> 00:39:38,582 Truthfully, this might be one of the best things 867 00:39:38,616 --> 00:39:39,738 that I've ever done. 868 00:39:39,902 --> 00:39:41,870 - That's why I didn't call you. - Oh. 869 00:39:42,186 --> 00:39:43,964 - Well, that's, you know... - Kevin, 870 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,191 just take care of yourself and be healthy. 871 00:39:48,464 --> 00:39:51,542 And... you might want to think about 872 00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:53,675 going ahead and buying yourself a tuxedo. 873 00:39:53,982 --> 00:39:55,308 A tux. Okay. (CHUCKLES) 874 00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:57,292 Talk soon. 875 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:00,050 ♪ And you shot the plot, and I remember... ♪ 876 00:40:00,114 --> 00:40:01,253 Ron, thank you. 877 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,910 Thank you, Ron. 878 00:40:04,935 --> 00:40:07,941 - ♪ So bright and pink ♪ - ♪ So bright and pink ♪ 879 00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:13,355 ♪ Saturday night kind of pink. ♪ 880 00:40:18,831 --> 00:40:21,042 It's not fair of me to keep putting you in a position 881 00:40:21,067 --> 00:40:22,550 where you have to be the realist. 882 00:40:24,074 --> 00:40:26,542 We made a decision about Deja, the both of us, 883 00:40:26,810 --> 00:40:29,386 and now I'm questioning it, and... 884 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:31,808 it's not fair. 885 00:40:33,738 --> 00:40:35,339 I love that you're all heart. 886 00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:37,824 I married you for your heart. 887 00:40:38,364 --> 00:40:40,042 And your abs, but mostly your heart. 888 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,605 (BETH CHUCKLES) 889 00:40:47,074 --> 00:40:48,792 We did what we thought was right. 890 00:40:50,642 --> 00:40:52,417 And I can't keep bringing it up, 891 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:53,948 bringing it all back. 892 00:40:55,733 --> 00:40:56,894 I'm sorry. 893 00:40:58,001 --> 00:40:59,472 It's time to move forward. 894 00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:08,402 Excuse me, can you make this left up here, please? 895 00:41:09,130 --> 00:41:10,222 Thanks. 896 00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:15,253 I think I'm gonna be the heart today. 897 00:41:23,386 --> 00:41:25,566 - You looking for Shauna? - Uh, yes, ma'am. 898 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:27,083 She doesn't live here anymore. 899 00:41:31,873 --> 00:41:33,011 ♪ 900 00:42:00,671 --> 00:42:03,718 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*