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Father.
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You're here.
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Well, you've got my attention.
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Oh, Father, thank you for coming.
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You... you saw how
they were attacking me?
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And look what Lucifer did to my face.
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Yes, of course, oh,
this is all my fault.
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Go on, go ahead, Dad, blame
it all on me, like always.
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No, Father, this is all my fault.
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I lost control and froze time,
and as the eldest brother,
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I should've kept a better handle
on my siblings. I'm truly sorry.
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I don't care who's at fault.
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I just want my sons to get along.
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Regardless of what's
happened, we're family.
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Let's act like it.
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Good point, Father.
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Come on.
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Bring it in.
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- Uh...
- Come on. Here.
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You've got to be joking.
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No! Hell, no!
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Come now, Samael.
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Michael impersonated me,
tried to ruin my life.
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Kidnapped the woman that I...
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He is behind every bad thing
that's ever happened to me!
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Well, everything apart from you.
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And for someone who's
supposed to be omniscient,
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it's amazing that you
never actually see that!
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And apparently never will.
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Now?
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Is that my grandson over there? Huh.
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Well, now, this won't do at all.
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What just happened?
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And who are you?
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Hey, oh, my God, are you okay?
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That must've been a
crazy big earthquake.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Hey, wait. Uh... have you seen Lucifer?
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Um, no, sorry.
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Where is he?
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Ha-ha! Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Here we go!
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Big!
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Mmm!
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Hi.
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Detective! Where have you been?
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Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second?
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Absolutely!
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Hey, so, uh, what happened
back at the precinct?
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When we were talking, and,
uh, you were about to say...
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or at least I thought...
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I knew what you were about to say,
and then I blinked, and, well,
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suddenly, no you.
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Detective, I'm sorry.
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I needed to get away. I
couldn't take it anymore.
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"Take it"?
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People! Telling me what
to do, especially...
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Me?
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No.
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No, Detective, I'm sorry, I...
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It's okay. I... I think
I pushed you too far,
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and it wasn't fair of me to do that,
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and I get why you ran away.
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- But that's not why I ran.
- No, I... I understand.
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I really do. Um...
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You know, I think, uh, maybe
I'll just give you some time,
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and, um, when-when you're ready,
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I'll be ready to listen.
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Okay?
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Yep.
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You're really here.
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
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I met Eve and the
Goddess of all creation.
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I even thought I met you
once, but still...
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Yeah, I'm never gonna
get used to this. Mnh-mnh.
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You can poke all you want.
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Because I'm eternally grateful to you...
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for this beautiful grandson.
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- Yeah.
- Who's the cutest little baby?
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Yes, it's you.
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That's right.
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My angel baby is technically
God's grandkid.
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Do you need a drink?
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Water? Wine?
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Is it all the same to you?
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Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay.
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Father, I do have to tell you
that Lucifer was right.
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Michael has made quite
a mess here on Earth.
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And I'm afraid he's not done.
He's up to something.
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Day-to-day isn't important, my son.
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This is important.
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- Family's important.
- Yes, I agree.
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And that's, um...
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that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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About Charlie and, uh...
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- Father, is he...
- Adorable?
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Yes, he is, my son.
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God's honest truth.
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- Yes, but, Father, I...
- You know what?
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Being here gives me an idea.
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Yeah?
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I think I know just
what this family needs.
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You know, Dan, you
really should stay home.
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Just take some time off.
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Learning the truth about
Lucifer, it's a lot.
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I've been there.
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I'm guessing you handled it better.
Or did you shoot him too?
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I didn't,
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but I did almost poison him
with the help of an evil priest.
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I genuinely can't tell
if that's a joke or not.
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Take some time, Dan.
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Look, I just wanna work.
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You know? Hell, you're the
one who was kidnapped.
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You should take some time off.
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Touché.
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How are you doing, by the way?
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I noticed Lucifer's not here.
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Well, we... we hit a snag, and
he's dealing with some things,
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and I may have rushed him a bit,
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so I'm giving him space,
but he'll figure it out.
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We're strong enough to get through this.
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Well, at least Ella's
taking some time off.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Hey, Ella.
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Before you start, no,
I am not going home.
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I need to focus on the case.
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Okay.
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Really?
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I had, like, five pretty
solid arguments ready.
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- I mean, if you wanna hear them...
- No, we're good.
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- We're good.
- What do we have?
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Vic was Chris Peterson.
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COD seems to be blunt
force trauma to the head.
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I think he hit his head on the cement,
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but it's kind of hard to tell,
thanks to his BBQ-ed bod.
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Looks like someone was
trying to burn down the hole.
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Maybe Chris stepped
in, tried to stop 'em?
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Yeah, we found gasoline
all over this place.
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Someone was trying to burn
down the entire Kingdom.
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Lucky for the owners,
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the cement stopped the
fire from spreading, but...
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Who was he? One of the workers?
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No, this place is family-owned,
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so the dad and the kids all
work here and run this place.
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And this was the youngest son.
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Any witnesses?
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No. But the three kids were
here, working after hours,
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but they say they didn't see any
struggle or hear any arguments.
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They just saw the fire,
rushed out, only to find...
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The body of their burned brother.
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Well, let's go talk to them,
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see if any of them
wanted their brother dead.
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Oh, way ahead of you. I know
exactly how to find the killer.
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- You do?
- Hell, yeah.
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See, all you have to do is introduce
me to all of the suspects.
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And whichever one I'm most attracted to,
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bam, that's your killer.
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Ella.
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Hey, I'm at peace with it.
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If I've got a broken picker,
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might as well use it for
the greater good, right?
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What are you gonna say to
her? Something romantic?
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You have that look on your face.
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Well, not anymore.
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What do you care?
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Why even ask? You're all-knowing,
don't you already know the answer?
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Hmm. Father's intuition.
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Well, intuit yourself somewhere else.
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Actually, no.
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Why are you still here?
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Isn't the universe gonna collapse
with your you-like powers on Earth?
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Hmm.
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- It's fine.
- Is it?
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Well, as always, thanks
for clearing that up.
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Now, if you don't mind...
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I've come to ask you something.
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Well, go on, then.
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I'd like you to join me.
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For a family dinner.
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Yeah?
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No.
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Pass. Hard pass.
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Son.
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I don't wanna leave Earth
until we've all talked.
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Well, enjoy your eternity here, then,
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because there is absolutely no way
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I am sitting down for anything as absurd
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or torturous as a family dinner.
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I've already done my time in Hell.
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Remember?
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Good morning.
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Lucifer. I thought you needed space.
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Nope, no space needed.
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I'm right where I need to be.
So, where's the family?
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Well, the siblings are over there,
but how did you know...
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One of them is obviously the killer.
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He doesn't even know what the crime is.
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No, he's probably just
projecting his latest issues.
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He's projecting his latest issues.
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What, and that's a good thing?
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He thinks it's the family. I...
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I thought he was upset with me for
rushing him, but he's not. He...
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He's mad at his own family.
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Of course.
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I should have stayed home.
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The Kingdom was built from
the ground up by our father.
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Everyone in the family has a role
in keeping the place running,
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but Chris, he never
settled into his role.
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In... In fact, he... he left a few
years backto work for himself.
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So, what you're saying is
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the wayward son rebelled against
the family, forged his own path,
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and then you killed him.
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What? We... we would never.
219
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We were all still close,
even though Chris left.
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And look, he died protecting it. He...
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he died a hero.
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Do any of you know anyone
who'd wanna burn the place down?
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Yeah, Juan Perez.
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And who's Juan?
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He is the owner of Hole in Juan.
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See what he did there?
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Sorry. You were saying.
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Another mini-golf course
a couple of blocks away.
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We've had a rivalry for years, but
lately it's gotten pretty intense.
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We always pranked each
other. He stole our balls.
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We rearranged his putt-putt
statues in suggestive positions.
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Ah, well, if you appreciate that,
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you'll love what I did with
your squires on the second hole.
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And to their second holes.
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Yes, but a prank war
isn't motive for murder.
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Things escalated lately.
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Last week, Juan spray-painted
this on the side of our castle.
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"I will destroy you".
239
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,390
Yes, but are you sure it was him?
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He signed it.
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00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:15,921
Okay, well, I say we start there.
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00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,817
Well, I mean, you know, I'm actually
happy you think it's the family.
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It's comforting.
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00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,843
Listen, if you ever wanna talk about
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what's going on with your own family,
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I'm here for you, but
no pressure at all.
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Juan Perez?
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- Yeah?
- LAPD.
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00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,233
Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
250
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Feeling guilty about something, Juan?
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We wanna talk to you about
the murder of Chris Peterson.
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Chris is dead?
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Clearly you don't think that...
254
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Okay, clearly you do.
255
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,374
- Look, I would never...
- You ran from the cops.
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00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,757
I thought you were
arresting me for the ZX3!
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- It's an illegal...
- Chemical used in street racing.
258
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,883
Surprisingly useful in
other ways. We're familiar.
259
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,052
So you were juicing your carts with ZX3?
260
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,888
Yeah. Fastest in the whole state.
261
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,228
Yeah, the kids can't
get enough of 'em, so...
262
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,121
But if things are going well for you,
263
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:42,144
why would you threaten
to destroy the Kingdom?
264
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,946
'Cause they think
they're better than us,
265
00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:46,336
looking down from their
fancy castle. Whatever.
266
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,927
Look, with my super-fast carts,
my brand-new arcade,
267
00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:52,321
and hey, guys, you have to
play in the Family War Zone.
268
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,405
Do I?
269
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,290
Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi
270
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:56,536
for last night around 10:00 p.m.?
271
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,101
Yeah, I was getting lit up
by a bunch of tweens
272
00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,662
in my new laser tag arena,
273
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,413
which I totally forgot to mention.
274
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,082
See? Rivalry over.
275
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,965
That's what I told Chris when
he came here looking for a job.
276
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,890
Chris came to you for a job?
277
00:16:07,895 --> 00:16:10,058
Yeah, but I would never
employ a Peterson.
278
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:11,982
I figured Chris had to be a spy.
279
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,681
Thank you, Juan.
280
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,873
It's weird that the family
would never mention that.
281
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,109
I don't think it's weird at all,
because they killed him.
282
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,098
Yes, but if he'd left
the family business,
283
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,903
then why would he want a job here?
284
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,445
Mini-golf was all Chris knew.
285
00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:32,483
Job after job, real estate,
chiropractor school...
286
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,119
My boyfriend, he just...
287
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,741
he couldn't shake the love of the game.
288
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,119
We are still talking
about mini-golf, right?
289
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,913
I know it sounds silly.
290
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,899
I never understood it either,
291
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,002
but try as he might, he
couldn't get away from it.
292
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,963
Well, if Chris wanted to
work in mini-golf so badly,
293
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,424
why wouldn't he just
go back to the Kingdom?
294
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,776
Because his family was a
dysfunctional heap of garbage
295
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,252
who made his life a living hell?
296
00:16:57,257 --> 00:17:00,998
- I'm sorry for my partner.
- No, he's right.
297
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,057
They're awful.
298
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:06,520
Um, sorry, the family said that
they got along great with Chris.
299
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,607
They're the reason he
left in the first place.
300
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,656
Chris couldn't stand
being around any of them.
301
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,783
I see.
302
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,992
Did you know that Chris had
applied for a job at Hole in Juan?
303
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,243
No, I didn't.
304
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,448
But it makes sense.
305
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,464
He'd never go back to the
Kingdom. He'd rather...
306
00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:28,751
Burn it down. That's what I
tried to do with the Silver City.
307
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,919
Not that I'm comparing the two.
308
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,504
Fewer windmills up there.
309
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,470
Right, excuse us.
310
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,330
Lucifer, you might be right.
311
00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:38,635
It might be someone
in the family after all.
312
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,268
Well, of course it is.
313
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,785
Hello, Mazikeen.
314
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,453
I've been waiting for you.
315
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,918
I made your favorite drink.
316
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,065
That isn't my favorite drink.
317
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,213
We'll see.
318
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,887
- Mm. Mmm.
- Hmm.
319
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,016
It's... okay.
320
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,767
Hmm.
321
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,480
Mm.
322
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,061
Where is everybody?
323
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,819
Well, I sent Michael to
Florence to get truffles.
324
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,317
Linda's taken Charlie for a walk,
325
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,033
and Amenadiel is off
on a personal errand.
326
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,410
So it's just you and me.
327
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,497
You can ask what you've come to ask.
328
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,255
I want you to give me a soul.
329
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,799
Please.
330
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,177
Why do you want one?
331
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,639
Because everyone has one except me.
332
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,852
That's why I can't...
333
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,854
connect.
334
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,858
Why I'm so alone.
335
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,568
Mazikeen.
336
00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:16,859
You're perfect just the way you are.
337
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,384
What the hell does that mean?
338
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:20,159
It means I can't help you.
339
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,164
Can't?
340
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:22,952
Or won't?
341
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,127
Still think I'm perfect now?
342
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,048
You... are you.
343
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,052
And I'd never change that.
344
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,556
You know what I think, hmm?
345
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,852
I think you messed up
when you made demons.
346
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,229
When you made me.
347
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,357
I think you made a mistake.
348
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,611
And you don't wanna admit it.
349
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,625
Nope.
350
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,338
What are you doing here, brother?
351
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,964
Solving a very important case.
352
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,175
A mini-golf murder. High-stakes stuff.
353
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,723
Father is here, Lucy.
354
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,453
On Earth.
355
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,627
You heard me say mini-golf, right?
356
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,771
Wha... ?
357
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:32,814
He wants to see us.
358
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,380
Talk to us. I mean, we can
finally get some answers.
359
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,907
Well, based on my conversations
with him so far, not bloody likely.
360
00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:44,344
You know, he's hardly said a word
361
00:20:44,349 --> 00:20:45,739
to us our entire lives, brother,
362
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,532
and now he suddenly wants to catch up.
363
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,992
What next?
364
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,875
A game of rounders in the park?
A little push on the swings?
365
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,957
Would you stop playing silly buggers?
366
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,709
I like to see it as a gesture, Lucy.
367
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:01,088
And one that I think that
we should seriously consider.
368
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,595
Brother.
369
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:09,388
You've done so well getting out
from under dear old Dad's thumb.
370
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,019
Becoming your own man.
371
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,976
But one fatherly slap on the back
372
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,396
and you're back to being his
dutiful lackey, aren't you?
373
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,398
- Lackey?
- Mm-hmm.
374
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,899
Well, look who's talking.
375
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,193
Father shows up for one
minute, Lucy, one minute,
376
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,904
and you go right back
to being a spoiled child,
377
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,114
stomping off to pout!
378
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,538
I wasn't pouting! Now look what you did.
379
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,332
Listen, Lucy, I...
380
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:39,293
I know that Dad has been a bit
careless in the past, distant.
381
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,714
- All right, he's been a real ass.
- Hmm.
382
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,465
But he's our father, Lucy.
383
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,470
Yes.
384
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,887
Our almighty, all-powerful dad
385
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,396
who will never admit to being
anything other than perfect.
386
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,125
Well, guess what, brother.
387
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:59,030
He can kiss my imperfect,
banished backside!
388
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,760
- Lucy.
- Yeah.
389
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,909
Right.
390
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,038
Wow.
391
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,787
- Things are looking really clean in here.
- Oh.
392
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,999
Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results,
393
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,877
so I thought I'd catch up
on some maintenance.
394
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,506
Beakers are clean, so
you know what that means.
395
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,511
What's that?
396
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,431
Pipette time!
397
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,931
I throw myself into work when
I'm dealing with something too.
398
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,271
Oh, I'm fine.
399
00:22:38,632 --> 00:22:41,760
Ella, none of us saw this coming.
Pete had all of us fooled.
400
00:22:42,552 --> 00:22:43,565
He had me fooled.
401
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,525
Yeah, I guess you're right.
402
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,699
I mean, after all, you
had sex with him too.
403
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,702
So it's a little different, right?
404
00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:53,754
Right.
405
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,293
Listen, I can't pretend to
understand how you're feeling,
406
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,522
but I did just go through an experience
407
00:23:00,527 --> 00:23:02,797
where someone I thought I knew wasn't...
408
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,634
who I thought he was.
409
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,298
Hard to beat a secret serial killer.
410
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,346
You'd think.
411
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,809
Listen, the point is...
412
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,849
so many people wear masks, Ella.
413
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,685
They... they hide who they really are.
414
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,690
But not you.
415
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,565
You put yourself out there, heart first.
416
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,968
The downside is you
get hurt more easily.
417
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,058
Ain't that the truth.
418
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,072
But the upside is
419
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,246
you put so much love
into the world, Ella.
420
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,416
Please don't let this change that,
421
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,334
change you.
422
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,255
We need more people
like you out there, Ella.
423
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,673
Not less.
424
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:49,802
Oh.
425
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,813
Lucifer. Okay, so, new theory...
426
00:23:56,818 --> 00:23:59,224
Unh-unh. Just hold that thought.
427
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,893
Here. It's slightly right edge.
428
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,437
Go on, you were saying?
429
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:08,024
Right. So wayward son Chris
attempted to burn down the Kingdom.
430
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:12,237
One of the siblings, at least,
found him mid-arson.
431
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,991
They must have got into a fight
about it, and Chris ended up dead.
432
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,243
The poor lad just wanted a fresh start,
433
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,121
and now he finds himself
cast down into Hell...
434
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,706
I'm... I'm assuming.
435
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,611
Anyone that fixated on
mini-golf must have issues.
436
00:24:25,616 --> 00:24:26,626
Right.
437
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,905
So, say Chris was you.
438
00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:30,922
Hmm.
439
00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:34,092
Uh, then the killer would be who?
440
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,097
Michael?
441
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,762
Detective, why are you
bringing my brother into this?
442
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,682
Well, because you're
having family issues,
443
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:44,561
and rather than fight that, I thought
I would use that to help you.
444
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,106
You know, to help us to solve the case.
445
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,649
Very well, if you insist.
446
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,194
Great. Let's go find our Michael.
447
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,409
Okay.
448
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:05,040
Uh, did you have any
grievances with Chris?
449
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,585
No. Of course not. We all loved him.
450
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,046
We were one big, happy...
451
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,216
- ... family.
- No such thing.
452
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,071
We should arrest them
for that lie alone.
453
00:25:16,076 --> 00:25:17,552
We heard otherwise.
454
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,595
You have?
455
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,722
Uh, from who?
456
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,934
- Hmm.
- Was it Larry? Of course it was.
457
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,561
Did Ted tell you that I
have a problem with April?
458
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:30,115
Huh? Wait! They're both liars.
459
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,075
It wasn't enough for you to manipulate
460
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,818
your poor, misunderstood brother,
461
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,513
you had to ruin his life as well?
462
00:25:36,518 --> 00:25:37,848
Ruin his life?
463
00:25:37,853 --> 00:25:41,059
Kill. He means kill... his life.
464
00:25:41,064 --> 00:25:43,353
- Well, I had nothing to do with it.
- No.
465
00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:44,438
I swear.
466
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,393
So all three of you claim to have been
467
00:25:46,398 --> 00:25:48,208
working the night of the murder.
468
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,502
- So what were you doing?
- Maintenance.
469
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,711
On the arcade games.
470
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,213
Updating the books.
471
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,679
Cleaning the toilets.
472
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,677
And can your siblings corroborate that?
473
00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,682
Sure.
474
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,222
I mean, I don't know if Ted will.
475
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,391
He was gone a while.
476
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,023
I wasn't there the entire night.
477
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:12,649
I went out to the parking lot to
make out with my new girlfriend.
478
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,235
Ugh. Have you seen Ted?
479
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280
- No one wants to smash that.
- Unless he's paying her.
480
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,656
I wasn't paying!
481
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,827
You should talk to April.
She disappeared for a while.
482
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,204
She was "in the bathroom".
483
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,979
I was smoking pot. Okay?
484
00:26:27,984 --> 00:26:29,958
It's the only way I can
deal with my brothers.
485
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,084
Understandable.
486
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,420
What did April do?
Come in here and whine?
487
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,678
You know, Larry was
always jealous of Chris.
488
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:40,140
If either of those idiots
did it, it was him.
489
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:44,139
Jealous. Looks like
we found our Michael.
490
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,725
Hmm. He seems more
like an Amenadiel to me.
491
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:52,027
Unless he's a Michael
pretending to be an Amenadiel.
492
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,276
Michael never pretends to be
Amenadiel. They look nothing alike.
493
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,281
No, I mean...
494
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,405
No, just, never mind.
495
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,371
Look, I'm sorry, Detective.
I think I need a moment.
496
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,169
Excuse us. Lucifer, I...
497
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,089
Listen, what if they're all Michaels?
498
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,091
Look how quickly they
turned on each other.
499
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:21,096
Perhaps.
500
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,685
What if they apologized to you?
501
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,311
To me?
502
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,850
I mean, to Chris.
503
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,811
I don't understand. What good
is apologizing to a dead body?
504
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,109
- Detective.
- Yes.
505
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,984
I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um...
506
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,945
Have the greatest name ever.
507
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,430
I'm the father of...
508
00:27:42,435 --> 00:27:44,558
Chris Peterson, yes.
509
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,142
So sorry for your loss.
510
00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:49,726
Thank you. But I'm afraid
you're after the wrong suspects.
511
00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,206
Right.
512
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,832
Well, with all due respect...
513
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,839
I killed my son.
514
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,797
And I can't let another
one of my children suffer
515
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,261
because of my mistakes.
516
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,753
I dropped by the, uh,
Kingdom last night.
517
00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:08,973
I saw Chris take a
gas can from the shed.
518
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,897
I tried to stop him, of course,
519
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,561
but we fought and...
520
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,402
I mean, it was an accident, but...
521
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:20,031
I killed my own son.
522
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,033
I see.
523
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,367
Well, thank you for that. Would
you please take his full statement?
524
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,166
- I'll be with you in a minute.
- All right. I'm...
525
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,629
Lucifer.
526
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,548
Are you okay?
527
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,095
I am, Detective.
528
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,344
You know, hearing that
confession felt great, actually,
529
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,476
like exactly what I've
been searching for.
530
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,197
I think I now know
exactly what I need to do.
531
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,461
I'm sorry, Father, but
we shouldn't be surprised.
532
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,422
I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough.
533
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,970
Sorry I'm late!
534
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,433
I brought soufflé.
535
00:29:36,466 --> 00:29:38,760
Risen perfectly, just as you like 'em.
536
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:00,418
I'm glad you came, son.
537
00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:01,508
Me too.
538
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:10,094
Yeah, I find that, at family events,
a couple of bottles help.
539
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,643
To start.
540
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,522
- Okay. I'm off.
- You're not joining us, Linda?
541
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,647
Well, this is a family dinner,
542
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,738
and, well, I'm... not.
543
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,491
You are the mother of my grandchild.
544
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,410
Of course you're family.
545
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:39,254
- You were so close.
- I know.
546
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,922
Well, this smells delicious, Father.
547
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,842
You have outdone your
always-divine touch.
548
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,431
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
549
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,851
Aren't you forgetting something?
550
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,854
Well, shouldn't we say grace?
551
00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,865
I'll say it?
552
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,201
Okay.
553
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,747
I'd like to thank God for...
554
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,840
I'm used to you being up there.
555
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:31,806
Thank you, God, for this food
and the company, and...
556
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:39,105
oceans and napkins
557
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,312
and shoes and life.
558
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,147
Yeah, that about covers it, Doctor.
559
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,190
Thank you. Amen.
560
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:47,901
That was beautiful, Linda.
561
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,906
Thank you.
562
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,112
I just thanked God for napkins.
563
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,406
- It was so much better than I would have done.
- Okay.
564
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,411
Well.
565
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,121
Let's dig in.
566
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:03,755
Well, isn't this great?
567
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,799
Wonderful meal with family.
568
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,751
Oh, my God.
569
00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,749
I mean, you.
570
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,376
I mean...
571
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,753
This is... this is delicious.
572
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,755
- Almost...
- Heavenly?
573
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,723
All it takes is just the
right amount of rosemary.
574
00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:58,367
You know, I have to
compliment you, Michael.
575
00:32:58,918 --> 00:33:01,733
At first, I thought you exploiting
poor Amenadiel's fears
576
00:33:01,738 --> 00:33:05,061
about Charlie's mortality was
just a... a real shit move.
577
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:09,899
And impersonating me, ravaging my life,
578
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,651
convincing a friend to shoot me
579
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,612
and kidnapping my girlfriend,
downright villainous.
580
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,823
None of these sound like compliments.
581
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:20,159
I started to wonder, maybe
there was an endgame.
582
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,579
You create a mess big enough
to bring God himself down,
583
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,331
we all regress in Dad's presence,
584
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,375
noble Amenadiel takes the blame,
585
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,108
rebellious Lucifer runs off
in a huff, leaving you...
586
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,219
looking like the perfect son.
587
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,450
But now, I realize it was
588
00:33:36,455 --> 00:33:39,095
just to bring the family
together for dinner.
589
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:41,894
Pass the chicken.
590
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,964
I know what you're trying to do,
591
00:33:45,969 --> 00:33:48,399
but I'm not gonna let
you ruin this, Samael.
592
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,732
Very well, Mi-ka-el.
593
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,526
- It's "Michael"!
- Is it?
594
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,445
I mean, we're twins, after all.
595
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,114
Fairly certain Dad wanted
them to rhyme. Dad?
596
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,246
I did like the sound of that.
597
00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,953
Samael, Mi-ka-el.
598
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,961
- But you boys had other ideas.
- Hmm.
599
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,835
You know, I'm glad you
persuaded me to come, brother.
600
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,838
Like you said, it's worth it,
even if Dad has been a real ass.
601
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,577
That's, um...
602
00:34:19,582 --> 00:34:21,976
That's actually not what I said.
603
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,183
I was sympathizing with
my little brother, Dad,
604
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:27,732
trying to, uh, get him
to come to dinner.
605
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,812
It's okay, son.
606
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,897
Is it?
607
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,023
And was he?
608
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,133
Now think of what Amenadiel
609
00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:36,068
went through the past couple of years.
610
00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:38,760
All that anguish, thinking
he'd fallen from your favor.
611
00:34:38,765 --> 00:34:41,528
He lost his wings,
his very sense of self.
612
00:34:41,533 --> 00:34:42,534
Yeah, that's a bit dramatic.
613
00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:47,043
Only to discover that he
was doing it all to himself.
614
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,791
Couldn't you have just told
us that's how we all work,
615
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,082
instead of letting your favorite son
616
00:34:51,086 --> 00:34:52,794
think he was being brutally punished,
617
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,378
that he was a failure?
618
00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,131
- Lucy, come on.
- No, don't worry, brother.
619
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,304
We're all being tortured.
620
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,970
All in the name of our
father's mysterious ways.
621
00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,430
Ooh!
622
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,270
For example, Dad...
623
00:35:07,258 --> 00:35:08,958
are you ever going to tell us
624
00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:12,863
why Hell suddenly doesn't
need a warden anymore?
625
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,703
I have a good reason.
626
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,576
Oh, it's a good reason.
627
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:27,036
Well, that explains it.
628
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,330
As always, super clear. Thanks, Pops.
629
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,666
What are you even
complaining about, Lucifer?
630
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:34,841
You got your own kingdom as
a reward for bad behavior.
631
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,013
Is that how you see it?
632
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,523
Being forced to torture souls
633
00:35:44,528 --> 00:35:47,888
for hundreds of thousands
of years was an "attaboy"?
634
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,768
Sure, I was king of Hell,
635
00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:52,562
but I was still in Hell.
636
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,940
If that's not a poisoned chalice,
I don't know what is.
637
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,943
You have no idea what that was like,
638
00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,033
how easy you had it.
639
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,780
Easy?
640
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,951
I spent my entire life in the
worst kind of Hell there is.
641
00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:10,913
- Lucy, Michael, come on.
- Oh, what could possibly be worse?
642
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,329
Sharing a face with you!
643
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,796
Guess what.
644
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:21,132
When your twin is the light bringer,
645
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,051
turns out you have no choice
but to live in the shadows.
646
00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,786
We were dealt the same hand,
647
00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:28,890
the same face, the
same bloody shoulders,
648
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,475
except you had a chip on yours so big
649
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,476
you managed to self-actualize it.
650
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,313
Oh, no, no, no, there's nothing
wrong with him, don't be fooled!
651
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,649
You have no one to blame
but yourself for who you are.
652
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,655
Lucy!
653
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:41,360
Oh, I blame you plenty.
654
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,555
- Michael!
- Of course you do, you petty little...
655
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,439
Children!
656
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,306
And there it is.
657
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,563
The Old Testament wrath.
658
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,668
Wasn't sure you still had it in you.
659
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:24,283
All I wanted was a nice family dinner.
660
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,116
But apparently that's too much to ask.
661
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,140
Chicken.
662
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,057
I get it.
663
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,393
I get it. It's your favorite.
664
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:59,522
That's... that's why everything
tastes like chicken.
665
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,443
I'm sorry, I'm just
really uncomfortable.
666
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:08,948
No, Linda, we're sorry. That you
had to witness something like this.
667
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,580
The most dysfunctional family ever.
668
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,376
No.
669
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,087
Actually, it's...
670
00:38:19,922 --> 00:38:22,216
it's wonderfully normal.
671
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,053
Well, I mean, except for the rain.
672
00:38:27,614 --> 00:38:28,781
No, it's just...
673
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,936
three sons who want their father's love.
674
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,352
And who don't feel
like they're getting it.
675
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,443
I don't want Dad's love.
676
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,865
I just want him to admit to
the fact that he's a bad father.
677
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,575
Although...
678
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:53,409
maybe that's part of the reason
he is a bad father.
679
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,561
Well done, Doctor. You're
as insightful as ever.
680
00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:58,539
No, that wasn't exactly what I
was saying. As usual...
681
00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:01,047
- You're really being unfair.
- Oh, come on, brother.
682
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:04,503
Would you treat Charlie the
same way Dad's treated us?
683
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,428
- Well, I...
- Be honest! Please.
684
00:39:13,876 --> 00:39:15,878
I'm sorry, Dad, but I hope not.
685
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:20,107
And you'd do anything for
your son, wouldn't you?
686
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:22,813
I would.
687
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,066
Michael and I don't agree on much,
688
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,908
but the one thing that we all
have in common is you, Dad.
689
00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,894
And how much you've screwed us up.
690
00:39:34,422 --> 00:39:36,966
I mean, if all the apples are bad...
691
00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:40,861
maybe it's the tree that's the problem.
692
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,756
I'm sorry you feel that way.
693
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,803
All I ever wanted was to empower you...
694
00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:51,555
all my children,
695
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,345
to make your own choices.
696
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,764
Is that why you've
always been so cryptic?
697
00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,850
Oh. Before you answer that cryptically,
698
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:04,480
I would like to instead ask
you one simple question
699
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,608
and get one simple answer.
700
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:10,069
A confession, if you will.
701
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,243
Dad, you don't have to do this.
702
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,665
What's your question, Samael?
703
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,088
Dad...
704
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,134
do you love us?
705
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,814
If I have to tell you...
706
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,359
then I really have failed.
707
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,401
A no, then.
708
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,062
- That's not what he said.
- He didn't say yes, did he?
709
00:40:53,067 --> 00:40:54,459
You know what I do
when I don't wanna lie,
710
00:40:54,463 --> 00:40:55,514
I don't answer the question.
711
00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:57,479
Picked that up from you, Dad.
712
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,670
You know, it's... It's funny.
713
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,074
I thought this moment would
give me some catharsis.
714
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:14,388
But instead, it's just made me
realize one simple truth.
715
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,934
That you will never love us...
716
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,688
because you're incapable of love.
717
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,695
And that's just sad.
718
00:41:32,348 --> 00:41:33,348
For all of us.
719
00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:58,916
More wine?
720
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,443
Hello, ladies.
721
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,947
What exciting new case
are we investigating today?
722
00:42:14,306 --> 00:42:15,402
Hole in Juan?
723
00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,947
I don't understand. Peterson confessed.
724
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,199
Yeah, his confession doesn't add up.
725
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,894
Yeah, we found traces of ZX3
726
00:42:21,899 --> 00:42:23,536
in the fuel that burned
down the Kingdom.
727
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,790
Oh! So whoever burned down the
Kingdom used gas from Hole in Juan.
728
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,751
Yeah, but Peterson told us he saw
his son get gas from the shed.
729
00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:34,088
So he lied. Fathers do that.
730
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,966
Well, we pulled surveillance footage
from the day before Chris died.
731
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,425
There's Chris.
732
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:41,011
I mean, he does look like
he's applying for a job.
733
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:44,723
- It tracks with what we know.
- Yeah, but something doesn't track.
734
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,526
That looks like his girlfriend Betty.
735
00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,570
And she told us she didn't
know anything about it.
736
00:42:49,575 --> 00:42:51,947
Looks like Peterson
wasn't the only one lying.
737
00:42:51,952 --> 00:42:54,717
Right. We need to bring Betty
in, see what she's hiding.
738
00:42:54,722 --> 00:42:56,719
- We have to get Peterson back...
- Hey, guys.
739
00:42:56,724 --> 00:42:58,529
- Yeah.
- Peterson's running.
740
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,573
- What?
- He bailed on house arrest.
741
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,493
His ankle bracelet pinged
in downtown traffic.
742
00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:04,019
It looks like he's headed
to Union Station.
743
00:43:04,023 --> 00:43:05,468
If he's innocent, why is he running?
744
00:43:05,473 --> 00:43:07,863
Well, let's go and find out, shall we?
745
00:43:16,644 --> 00:43:17,644
So...
746
00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:22,808
- Charlie.
- Hmm.
747
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,312
He's, um...
748
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,983
He's mortal, isn't he?
749
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:33,485
It appears so.
750
00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:38,240
So he'll suffer like all humans, Dad.
751
00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:42,970
Get sick.
752
00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:46,914
Grow old.
753
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,333
Die.
754
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,715
That would follow from
the fact that he's mortal.
755
00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:01,800
Take me instead.
756
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,265
- Excuse me?
- I said...
757
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,639
take me instead.
758
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,021
Make Charlie an angel.
I'll become human.
759
00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:12,900
Please, Father.
760
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,571
Let me switch places with my son.
761
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,783
You'd do anything for your son.
762
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,034
Yes, anything.
763
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,160
If only fatherhood was ever that easy.
764
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,791
Good morning, brother.
Good morning, Father.
765
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,674
Are you ready to go home?
766
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:38,688
Are you ready?
767
00:44:38,693 --> 00:44:42,024
Well, I mean, I think it's time.
768
00:44:42,029 --> 00:44:44,556
Good. Then you should go.
769
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:47,976
I've decided to stay
here a little bit longer.
770
00:44:48,877 --> 00:44:49,890
You have?
771
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:52,067
Then I will stay with you.
772
00:44:52,072 --> 00:44:54,200
I don't think that would be a good idea.
773
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,772
What...
774
00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,273
what are you saying, Father?
775
00:44:58,278 --> 00:44:59,278
Michael...
776
00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,616
you're no longer welcome on Earth.
777
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,518
You're banishing him?
778
00:45:09,523 --> 00:45:11,183
If you insist on putting it that way.
779
00:45:11,188 --> 00:45:12,928
But I... I don't understand.
780
00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:15,113
Why am I the one being punished?
781
00:45:15,738 --> 00:45:16,780
You're not.
782
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,100
You see?
783
00:45:30,085 --> 00:45:31,085
Never easy.
784
00:45:34,615 --> 00:45:36,033
You have a futon, right?
785
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,038
There he is.
786
00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:09,344
- There he is. There, there!
- Oh.
787
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,435
- Excuse me.
- Excuse us!
788
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,021
Excuse me.
789
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,025
- Excuse me! Sorry, sorry.
- Excuse us.
790
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,733
He must have seen us.
791
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,161
LAPD. Put down the gun!
792
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,856
You weren't running from
us. You were chasing her.
793
00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:38,951
Why?
794
00:46:38,956 --> 00:46:40,246
She killed my son.
795
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:42,716
But you said you killed
your son. Make your mind up.
796
00:46:42,721 --> 00:46:44,046
I would never.
797
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,970
I confessed because I thought
one of my children had done it.
798
00:46:47,454 --> 00:46:48,842
I'd already lost one.
799
00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:51,929
I couldn't bear to lose another.
800
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,714
So you were willing
801
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,139
to sacrifice yourself
for your own children?
802
00:46:56,144 --> 00:46:58,413
Of course. That's what fatherhood is.
803
00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,995
You see, when I made bail,
804
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,990
I talked to all my kids, and I realized
805
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,860
that none of them had done it.
806
00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:08,595
So then when I went to Betty
807
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:10,614
to talk to her, to see
how she was doing...
808
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,623
... and found she was skipping town,
809
00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:18,322
then suddenly, it all came into place.
810
00:47:18,327 --> 00:47:21,408
All I wanted to do was
burn that toxic place down.
811
00:47:21,413 --> 00:47:25,092
Everything that was broken in him
was because of it, because of you!
812
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,219
He needed to get away.
813
00:47:30,330 --> 00:47:33,620
So you stole gas from Hole in Juan,
814
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:36,003
and you tried to burn the place down?
815
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,438
But Chris caught you, didn't he?
816
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:42,776
We... we struggled.
817
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,114
He hit his head on the concrete.
818
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,618
Before I could do anything...
819
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,788
the fire was everywhere.
820
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,585
It burned so fast.
821
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,337
My poor Chris.
822
00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:07,326
I swear I didn't mean for any
of this to happen.
823
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,721
I'm sorry.
824
00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:15,934
So my son died...
825
00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,729
protecting the Kingdom.
826
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,524
Protecting us.
827
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:26,820
It looks like self-sacrifice
runs in the family, eh?
828
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:29,693
Apple, tree...
829
00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,537
Lucifer.
830
00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:38,577
Get the gun.
831
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,582
Right.
832
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:41,584
Right.
833
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,231
What?
834
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:07,260
What?
835
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,443
I was fully prepared to hunt you
down and kick your ass is what.
836
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:14,034
In fact, I was looking forward to it.
837
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,703
But you're just here.
838
00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,409
Why aren't you hiding?
839
00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:20,414
Want a drink?
840
00:49:21,884 --> 00:49:23,188
No!
841
00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:26,708
What I want is a soul. You promised
me one, and I didn't get it.
842
00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:29,753
No, I promised you an
audience with my father,
843
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:32,135
the one being who could give you a soul.
844
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,761
That's all.
845
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:40,060
Frustrating, isn't he?
846
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:44,698
What annoyingly arbitrary and
inscrutable answer did he give you?
847
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,445
That I'm perfect.
848
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,901
Just the way I am.
849
00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:54,366
Ugh.
850
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,957
You wanted me to find you.
851
00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:03,637
Why?
852
00:50:03,642 --> 00:50:06,039
Because I'm leaving town.
853
00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:09,131
And? You wanted to say goodbye?
854
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,505
I guess out of all the
wretched beings I've met,
855
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,054
I don't entirely hate you.
856
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,012
And for what it's worth, Mazikeen,
857
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,269
I'm sorry you didn't
get what you wanted.
858
00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:27,941
I'm sorry you didn't either.
859
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,610
Doesn't mean I won't.
860
00:50:32,721 --> 00:50:33,722
What does that mean?
861
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,533
That it ain't over till it's over.
862
00:50:41,688 --> 00:50:43,698
For either of us.
863
00:51:12,886 --> 00:51:13,886
Hey.
864
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:15,805
Hello.
865
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:19,863
Do you remember when I
said that it might be useful
866
00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:24,581
to draw a parallel between
your emotions and the case?
867
00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:26,495
Yes.
868
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,621
So it turns out
869
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:31,126
our killer was an overbearing girlfriend
870
00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:32,793
trying to change her boyfriend
871
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:36,113
because he couldn't deal
with his family issues.
872
00:51:36,118 --> 00:51:38,548
So, you know, no parallel.
873
00:51:39,562 --> 00:51:40,642
Whatsoever.
874
00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:42,177
I think I was wrong.
875
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,054
Apparently so.
876
00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,644
Lucifer, I'm so sorry.
877
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:53,847
You know, I was supposed
to give you space
878
00:51:53,852 --> 00:51:56,024
so that you could deal
with your issues and...
879
00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,526
I didn't really help there, did I?
880
00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:03,198
No, but then I ended up using
the case to rush you anyhow.
881
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:06,373
Detective, you have been
nothing but wonderful.
882
00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,878
And you...
883
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,858
... you deserve to hear
those three words back.
884
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,197
But the truth is...
885
00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,521
I'll never be able to say them to you.
886
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,525
I've realized that...
887
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,404
I am my father's son.
888
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,508
And as depressing as
that is, it explains...
889
00:52:42,642 --> 00:52:43,742
so much.
890
00:52:45,353 --> 00:52:47,272
But it also means...
891
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,750
like him, I...
892
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,463
I am incapable of love.
893
00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,171
Lucifer, I know you.
894
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,553
You do. You know I
always tell the truth.
895
00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,893
Chloe, I am so sorry.
896
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:12,105
But if I ever said those
three words to you...
897
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,104
it would be a lie.
898
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,500
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