1 00:00:01,032 --> 00:00:02,832 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,876 --> 00:00:04,960 You and Tiffany staying in studying right? 3 00:00:04,984 --> 00:00:06,652 'Cause I'm keeping close contact. 4 00:00:06,653 --> 00:00:08,153 You got my number, Commander. 5 00:00:08,255 --> 00:00:09,788 What awaits you in Boston? 6 00:00:10,915 --> 00:00:12,298 DEJA: My boyfriend. 7 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:13,985 They want to reboot The Manny, Kevin. 8 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:15,915 You'd play the dad. You get to raise your family 9 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:18,206 in Los Angeles and become a zillionaire. 10 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:19,830 You know, people said I was crazy, 11 00:00:19,831 --> 00:00:22,299 me living in your garage just to stay close to the twins. 12 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,968 It's possible they had a point. 13 00:00:24,069 --> 00:00:26,147 I hate that I'm doing this over FaceTime, but I miss you. 14 00:00:26,171 --> 00:00:27,071 I miss you, too. 15 00:00:27,172 --> 00:00:28,505 (CHUCKLES) 16 00:00:28,606 --> 00:00:31,542 Are you aware that Kevin is in our guest room? 17 00:00:31,643 --> 00:00:33,510 I'm taking The Manny reboot. 18 00:00:33,611 --> 00:00:35,112 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 19 00:00:35,213 --> 00:00:37,848 - Jack Damon. - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 20 00:00:40,986 --> 00:00:43,020 ("SERENITY NOW" BY BRETT DENNEN PLAYING) 21 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:47,124 ♪ Serenity now ♪ 22 00:00:47,225 --> 00:00:50,227 ♪ I'm leaving, I believe... ♪ 23 00:00:50,328 --> 00:00:52,796 I can feel your concern. 24 00:00:52,897 --> 00:00:54,832 Blind guy, hot smoker. 25 00:00:54,933 --> 00:00:58,369 I assure you, I have done this hundreds of times, 26 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:00,771 - and I still have both my eyebrows. - (CHUCKLING) 27 00:01:00,872 --> 00:01:02,973 Wait, do I still have both of them? 28 00:01:03,074 --> 00:01:04,742 So far, so good. 29 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:06,643 ♪ I live on a boat ♪ 30 00:01:06,745 --> 00:01:09,113 ♪ I seldom sail ♪ 31 00:01:09,214 --> 00:01:12,683 ♪ I'm a captain with no crew ♪ 32 00:01:12,784 --> 00:01:15,352 ♪ A man ♪ 33 00:01:15,453 --> 00:01:18,789 ♪ Collecting moments as they ♪ 34 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:20,824 ♪ Come... ♪ 35 00:01:20,925 --> 00:01:22,192 You okay? 36 00:01:22,293 --> 00:01:25,329 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah. 37 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:27,398 I know it sounds crazy, but every once in a while, 38 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:30,667 that smell hits me and... takes me right back to that day. 39 00:01:32,504 --> 00:01:34,104 I know. 40 00:01:45,617 --> 00:01:47,151 TOBY: Don't-don't get too close, buddy. 41 00:01:47,252 --> 00:01:49,953 No. No, no, no. 42 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,290 KATE: Jack! 43 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:54,625 LUCY: Jack? 44 00:01:55,727 --> 00:01:56,794 I'm good. 45 00:01:56,895 --> 00:01:58,662 - Mm-hmm. - (CLEARS THROAT) 46 00:01:58,763 --> 00:02:01,365 - Hell of a first memory, huh? - Yeah. 47 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,168 (CLEARS THROAT) Hope you're hungry. 48 00:02:04,276 --> 00:02:07,078 - Made enough for a small army. - (CHUCKLES) 49 00:02:07,609 --> 00:02:13,379 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com. 50 00:02:23,321 --> 00:02:25,355 (SIGHS) Oh, God... I missed them again. 51 00:02:25,457 --> 00:02:27,658 - I'm sorry. - (GROANS) 52 00:02:27,759 --> 00:02:30,794 I tried to keep them up as long as I could, but they were wiped. 53 00:02:30,895 --> 00:02:32,335 They're not gonna remember who I am. 54 00:02:32,397 --> 00:02:34,465 Oh, I'm sorry. 55 00:02:34,566 --> 00:02:36,366 Nobody forgets that face. 56 00:02:36,468 --> 00:02:38,936 Look, you could cover it with as much facial hair as you want. 57 00:02:39,037 --> 00:02:40,304 It doesn't even matter. 58 00:02:41,806 --> 00:02:43,340 How did I become that dad? 59 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:45,809 Like, the guy who leaves before breakfast 60 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:47,010 and gets home after dinner. 61 00:02:47,112 --> 00:02:49,546 My dad worked a lot. I still love him. 62 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:51,487 Yeah, comparing me to your father doesn't help. 63 00:02:51,516 --> 00:02:53,817 How would you like it if I compared you to my mom? 64 00:02:53,918 --> 00:02:56,520 Oh, okay. Point taken. 65 00:02:56,621 --> 00:02:59,156 Babe, why don't you... 66 00:02:59,257 --> 00:03:00,501 I don't know, why don't you carve out 67 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:01,825 some time for them this weekend 68 00:03:01,926 --> 00:03:03,894 and give them the full Jack experience? 69 00:03:03,995 --> 00:03:05,395 Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:05,497 --> 00:03:07,564 Oh, you already thought of the Jack experience? 71 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,199 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, go ahead. 72 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,478 You know that new mall they just built? 73 00:03:10,502 --> 00:03:12,069 The one with the indoor movie theater? 74 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:15,506 (GASPS) Oh, their first movie on a big screen. 75 00:03:15,607 --> 00:03:17,107 It's perfect. 76 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:19,676 They're gonna love it. You're gonna have so much fun. 77 00:03:20,712 --> 00:03:22,379 Y-You're not gonna come? 78 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,249 An entire Saturday with three squirming kids 79 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:27,251 all hopped up on sugar? 80 00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:29,486 - Don't count on it, babe. - (PATS LEG) 81 00:03:31,389 --> 00:03:33,090 TOBY: All right. 82 00:03:33,191 --> 00:03:34,725 Off to make the bacon. 83 00:03:34,826 --> 00:03:38,662 T-minus four days until I see you guys again. 84 00:03:38,763 --> 00:03:40,564 - All right. - All right. 85 00:03:40,665 --> 00:03:42,900 - Well, we love you. - We, uh, love you. 86 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:45,836 - We love you. - Oh, my gosh, I love you, too. 87 00:03:45,937 --> 00:03:48,571 - Love you. - KATE: We'll miss you. 88 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:49,940 - (CRYING) - Aw. Not today. 89 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,852 - KATE: I know. - I'll be back. I'll be right back. 90 00:03:51,876 --> 00:03:53,277 - KATE: Bye, Dad. - JACK: Bye, Dad. 91 00:03:53,378 --> 00:03:55,078 ♪ It's not time to make a change ♪ 92 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:58,782 ♪ Just relax, take it easy ♪ 93 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:01,151 ♪ You're still young, that's your fault ♪ 94 00:04:01,252 --> 00:04:02,953 ♪ There's so much... ♪ 95 00:04:03,054 --> 00:04:05,389 Hey, buddy, let's just, uh, let's kind of blow our kisses 96 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:08,025 and say our "I love you's..." Hey-hey... oh. 97 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:11,628 Sorry, you know what? He's melting down, sorry. 98 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,174 Yeah, but he didn't get a chance to hear me say 99 00:04:13,198 --> 00:04:14,731 that-that I love him. 100 00:04:14,832 --> 00:04:17,534 ♪ I am old, but I'm happy ♪ 101 00:04:19,771 --> 00:04:21,305 ♪ I was once... ♪ 102 00:04:21,406 --> 00:04:23,083 Yeah, I couldn't g... I couldn't get out of that dinner 103 00:04:23,107 --> 00:04:25,152 tomorrow night, so hopefully it won't go too late and I'll just 104 00:04:25,176 --> 00:04:27,911 - hop on the first flight in the morning. - Well, that's a bummer. 105 00:04:28,012 --> 00:04:29,390 I was just hoping that you would be here 106 00:04:29,414 --> 00:04:30,814 to help me with the kids, you know? 107 00:04:30,848 --> 00:04:32,916 By the end of the week I'm just fried. 108 00:04:33,017 --> 00:04:34,518 Yeah, I'm doing the best I can, Kate. 109 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:36,220 I know. 110 00:04:36,321 --> 00:04:39,623 And you're traveling back and forth, and I... 111 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:41,658 Babe, we really appreciate it. 112 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:44,595 A dad's work is never done. 113 00:04:44,696 --> 00:04:47,731 - (ALARM CHIMING) - ♪ But your dreams may not ♪ 114 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:55,272 ♪ It's not time to make a change... ♪ 115 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:56,853 - Good morning. - KEVIN: Good morning. 116 00:04:56,908 --> 00:04:59,109 Here you go, matcha with monk fruit and nut milk, 117 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,955 - just like you like your nonsense. - Come on in. 118 00:05:00,979 --> 00:05:04,381 We'll fuel them up with the breakfast of champions: yams. 119 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:07,150 - KEVIN: Good morning. - Thank God you're here. 120 00:05:07,252 --> 00:05:09,353 Double blowout. 121 00:05:09,454 --> 00:05:11,521 Well, yams. 122 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:13,156 ♪ Everything you've got... ♪ 123 00:05:13,258 --> 00:05:15,759 - Morning. - Shh. We had a rough night. 124 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,671 They're already back asleep, but you can go peek. 125 00:05:17,695 --> 00:05:21,398 ♪ But your dreams may not ♪ 126 00:05:21,499 --> 00:05:24,368 ♪ How can I try to explain? ♪ 127 00:05:24,469 --> 00:05:29,039 ♪ 'Cause when I do, he turns away again ♪ 128 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:32,009 ♪ It's always been the same ♪ 129 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:33,644 ♪ Same old story... ♪ 130 00:05:33,745 --> 00:05:37,447 Sharing them should get easier, right? 131 00:05:37,548 --> 00:05:39,883 I hope so. 132 00:05:39,984 --> 00:05:44,054 ♪ I was ordered to listen, now there's a way ♪ 133 00:05:44,155 --> 00:05:48,959 ♪ And I know that I have to go away ♪ 134 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,295 ♪ I know... ♪ 135 00:05:51,396 --> 00:05:52,929 Big day. 136 00:05:53,031 --> 00:05:55,565 Me and my eldest out on the open road. 137 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:58,253 Coming to complete stops, keeping it ten and two, 138 00:05:58,254 --> 00:05:59,855 and she'll be trapped 139 00:05:59,956 --> 00:06:01,890 next to her father for at least an hour, 140 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,226 which means she will be forced to connect with me. 141 00:06:04,327 --> 00:06:06,929 Very sneaky. 142 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:09,398 - I approve. - (EXHALES) 143 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:10,766 I knew that you would. 144 00:06:12,769 --> 00:06:16,038 ♪ It's not time to make a change ♪ 145 00:06:16,139 --> 00:06:18,507 ♪ Just sit down, take it slowly... ♪ 146 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:20,142 You ready? 147 00:06:20,243 --> 00:06:21,543 ♪ You're still young... ♪ 148 00:06:21,645 --> 00:06:23,045 All right. 149 00:06:23,146 --> 00:06:25,280 - KATE: Let's eat. - KEVIN: Look at this. 150 00:06:25,382 --> 00:06:27,616 - Making progress over here. - I know. 151 00:06:27,717 --> 00:06:29,551 Good for you. That's amazing. 152 00:06:29,653 --> 00:06:31,330 - Thank you. - You know what's really exciting news? 153 00:06:31,354 --> 00:06:33,222 Is Franny ate carrots last night. 154 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:36,025 I found that out because Madison sent me a carrot emoji, 155 00:06:36,126 --> 00:06:38,366 not because I was actually there to witness it in person. 156 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:40,740 I know it's tough not living with them, 157 00:06:40,764 --> 00:06:42,108 but I'm really grateful that you're here. 158 00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:44,099 Honestly, I do not know how I would be surviving 159 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,201 without all your help. 160 00:06:46,302 --> 00:06:48,237 And maybe it's good for you, too, right? 161 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:50,739 Keep you busy between seeing the kids and work? 162 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,918 Yeah, yeah, no, it's good. I'm-I'm good, though, I'm fine. 163 00:06:52,942 --> 00:06:54,020 I'm... You don't have to worry about me. 164 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:55,577 I'm going to my meetings, I'm... 165 00:06:55,679 --> 00:06:57,490 You know, I'm thinking about picking up a hobby, actually. 166 00:06:57,514 --> 00:06:59,782 - Oh. - Yeah, it was guitar 167 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:01,661 - or needlepoint. I can't figure out which... - (DOOR OPENS) 168 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:03,252 TOBY: Lucys, I'm home. 169 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:04,653 - (GASPS) - (DOOR CLOSES) 170 00:07:04,754 --> 00:07:07,389 - Is that Daddy? - Hi. 171 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:09,368 - Where are my munchkins? I need munchkin kisses. - Hi. 172 00:07:09,392 --> 00:07:11,293 - Mwah, mwah, mwah. - Hi. 173 00:07:11,394 --> 00:07:13,095 And some for you. 174 00:07:13,196 --> 00:07:15,864 Mwah, mwah, mwah. And some for you. 175 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:17,700 Mwah, mwah, mwah. Uhp. 176 00:07:17,801 --> 00:07:19,935 - No. Come on. - Nah, I'm good. 177 00:07:20,036 --> 00:07:21,570 Can we be brothers-in-law who kiss? 178 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:23,138 - I... - Kate, don't get jealous. 179 00:07:23,239 --> 00:07:24,517 - Fine. Fine, fine, fine. - This is happening. 180 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:25,741 - Mwah, mwah, mwah. - Okay. 181 00:07:25,842 --> 00:07:27,642 All right, thank you... That's a lot of beard. 182 00:07:28,845 --> 00:07:31,847 Oh, gosh, you guys, 36 blissful hours 183 00:07:31,948 --> 00:07:34,450 until I have to listen to the Southwest flight attendants 184 00:07:34,551 --> 00:07:37,453 turn the safety protocol into a parody song again. 185 00:07:37,554 --> 00:07:38,994 Wait, you love that. That was, like, 186 00:07:39,022 --> 00:07:40,099 your favorite part of the whole trip. 187 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:42,424 I know. I've gone dead inside. 188 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:44,927 Well, uh, let me help. Let me help. 189 00:07:45,028 --> 00:07:46,639 I'll run to the store, I'll grab something special, 190 00:07:46,663 --> 00:07:48,641 uh, I'll come home, I'll cook it up, we'll have dinner. 191 00:07:48,665 --> 00:07:51,300 Oh, actually, Kev, um, Toby and I have plans tonight. 192 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:53,669 And we already have a sitter, so the kids are covered. 193 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,304 We're going to a recital at my school. 194 00:07:55,405 --> 00:07:58,307 Yeah, they're doing selections from The Lion King. 195 00:07:58,408 --> 00:08:01,143 You know, if they do "He Lives in You," 196 00:08:01,244 --> 00:08:02,344 I'm gonna lose it. 197 00:08:02,445 --> 00:08:03,622 - (WHISPERS): I'm gonna lose it. - Mm. 198 00:08:03,646 --> 00:08:05,848 Oh, also, we're going to Menchie's. 199 00:08:05,949 --> 00:08:07,093 - Oh, you're going to Menchie's? - Yeah. 200 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:08,817 Ah, you guys really know how to party. 201 00:08:08,918 --> 00:08:10,619 Uh, actually, we do. We're gonna tornado 202 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,164 all the nonfat frozen yogurt flavors. 203 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:14,656 Okay, well, you go do that. Don't worry about me. 204 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,318 - I've got to go to rehearsal. - (GASPS) 205 00:08:16,359 --> 00:08:17,659 Manny say what? 206 00:08:17,761 --> 00:08:19,294 The reboot? How's it going? 207 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:23,832 It's a good distraction while Madison and I sort of adjust. 208 00:08:23,933 --> 00:08:26,468 Plus, I don't have to rip my shirt off at every act break. 209 00:08:26,569 --> 00:08:28,447 Which is why I'm gonna steal some of Jack's French toast. 210 00:08:28,471 --> 00:08:30,139 Thank you very much, Jack. All right. 211 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,508 - Bye, guys. - Okay, now, here's the question. 212 00:08:32,609 --> 00:08:35,844 How many kisses can I get in in 36 hours? 213 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:37,679 'Cause I think I can break the record. 214 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:39,681 Should I start with your hand? Ready? 215 00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:42,751 One, two, three, four, five, six, a million. 216 00:08:42,852 --> 00:08:44,597 - KATE: So many kisses. - Yeah, that's pretty fast, right? 217 00:08:44,621 --> 00:08:47,022 Should I give you some on your hand? Mwah, mwah, mwah... 218 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:49,834 Dad! 219 00:08:49,859 --> 00:08:51,801 Guys, guys, hey, look, I know we're all excited... 220 00:08:51,802 --> 00:08:53,179 Come here, Kev, come on... I know we're all excited, 221 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:54,883 but we're just gonna have to wait our turn. 222 00:08:54,972 --> 00:08:56,405 But what if they run out of candy? 223 00:08:56,507 --> 00:08:57,917 They're not gonna run out of candy, bud. 224 00:08:57,941 --> 00:09:00,243 So, hey, look, let's just, let's get some snacks 225 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:01,811 and then we'll go find our seats. 226 00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:03,045 - Hi. - Hey, can I help you? 227 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:06,048 Yeah, can I get, um, three little popcorns, 228 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:09,485 some, uh, ooh, some Raisinets... three of those. 229 00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:11,654 And, uh, do you have coffee? 230 00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:13,055 Sure do. 231 00:09:13,157 --> 00:09:14,734 - Great, it's been a long week. - KATE: Daddy? 232 00:09:14,758 --> 00:09:17,393 - Yeah. - Are you gonna live at work forever? 233 00:09:17,494 --> 00:09:20,329 Uh, I don't live at work, Katie girl. 234 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,231 I live with you guys, remember? 235 00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:24,834 My dad worked a lot. 236 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:28,304 I resented it at first, but look at me now. 237 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,408 Mm. How much are those? 238 00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:33,720 - CLERK: Eight dollars. - Eight bucks. Great. 239 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:35,478 Eight bucks, okay, there's eight. 240 00:09:35,579 --> 00:09:37,557 Got the coffee, got the popcorns... Here we go, let's go, 241 00:09:37,581 --> 00:09:39,125 let's go, come on, come on, come on, we eat that inside, 242 00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:40,349 we're gonna eat that inside. 243 00:09:41,352 --> 00:09:42,520 ...to the next setup. 244 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,646 SANDY: All right, should we rehearse one? 245 00:09:44,647 --> 00:09:45,647 Let's do it. 246 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:48,257 All right, now, on the day, we'll have the real twins here... 247 00:09:48,358 --> 00:09:50,995 Lord help us... but for now we'll just use the jelly babies. 248 00:09:51,059 --> 00:09:52,088 Oh... 249 00:09:52,112 --> 00:09:54,040 Kevin, were those babies this creepy when you were the Manny? 250 00:09:54,064 --> 00:09:56,766 (CHUCKLES) Well, um, 251 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,668 you know, their eyes were somehow even deader 252 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:00,689 and they always smelled like roast beef, so yeah. 253 00:10:00,737 --> 00:10:03,272 - (LAUGHS) - SANDY: Okay, gang, um, why don't we 254 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:04,540 pick it up from the toast? 255 00:10:04,641 --> 00:10:06,209 Taking it from the toast. 256 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,610 Um, okay, that's me. 257 00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:10,479 - "Today was a good day." - And action. 258 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:12,048 - Thank you. - Yes. 259 00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:13,449 Today was a good day. 260 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:16,886 Um, I'm lucky to have all of you in my life. 261 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:20,089 My beautiful wife, my amazing stepdaughter. 262 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:22,258 - Can I get my nose pierced? - Not a chance. 263 00:10:22,359 --> 00:10:27,997 My cute little babies who are the twinkle in my eye. 264 00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:29,365 And you. 265 00:10:31,235 --> 00:10:33,836 Gang, it's-it's moments like this, right? 266 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,272 Just being together, enjoying each other. 267 00:10:36,373 --> 00:10:37,473 Nothing else matters. 268 00:10:37,574 --> 00:10:40,343 You're my world. My life. 269 00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:42,678 You make me whole. 270 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,651 (SANDY CLEARS THROAT) 271 00:10:48,752 --> 00:10:52,054 Sorry. Yeah, um... Sorry about that. 272 00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:53,956 "With you, I feel like I can do anything." 273 00:10:54,057 --> 00:10:57,026 And then I say, "Drink up, little man." 274 00:10:57,127 --> 00:10:58,961 And hopefully baby Archie will cheers, 275 00:10:59,062 --> 00:11:01,397 knocking over his milk, cuing the Manny to say... 276 00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:03,566 I got that. 277 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,167 (GRUNTS) 278 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:07,347 That's why I always bring an extra muscle tee to work. 279 00:11:07,371 --> 00:11:09,805 You never know with this guy. 280 00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:11,340 SANDY: Laugh, laugh, laugh, 281 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:13,009 and cut. Great. 282 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,354 Let's move over to the living room 283 00:11:14,378 --> 00:11:16,279 and we'll rehearse scene 12. 284 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,681 (TYLER EXHALES) 285 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:21,450 I think that's gonna be a really nice moment. 286 00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:24,453 Oh. Uh, well, th... Yeah, thanks. Hope so. 287 00:11:24,554 --> 00:11:25,788 Hope so. 288 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,057 You okay? 289 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:30,059 Yeah, it's... You know, I just, I feel weird 290 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,771 saying all that stuff to these dolls, you know? 291 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:33,329 I-I... 292 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:36,165 I didn't get to spent any time with my kids today. 293 00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:40,536 Hey, um, some of us are going out after rehearsal. 294 00:11:40,637 --> 00:11:41,871 You should come. 295 00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:52,682 Okay, there's four sides: one, two, three. 296 00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:54,784 - Good job. - Okay, it's gift time. 297 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:57,586 (WHISPERS): Babe, I just put Hailey down. 298 00:11:57,688 --> 00:12:01,557 (WHISPERS): Okay, it's gift time. 299 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:02,758 (CHUCKLES) 300 00:12:02,859 --> 00:12:04,270 You want to see what I got for little Jack? 301 00:12:04,294 --> 00:12:06,228 - Yeah. - Okay, check this out. 302 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:09,365 It is a beeping football. 303 00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:11,411 - You turn it on, and it makes a sound. - (BEEPING) 304 00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:13,269 We can roll it back and forth to each other 305 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,737 and get our Eli Manning on. 306 00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:17,940 I picked Eli because he's the cutest Manning, obviously. 307 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,409 Listen, this is gonna wind him up, 308 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,188 and he has to go down for his nap before 3:00, 309 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:24,013 especially if a sitter's coming tonight. 310 00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:25,792 But you can play, you know, when he gets up, okay? 311 00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:29,218 - Yeah. Yeah. - And you really don't have to come 312 00:12:29,319 --> 00:12:33,122 - bearing gifts every time. - Okay, all right. 313 00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:36,392 I guess, uh, I guess you don't want your present, then? 314 00:12:36,493 --> 00:12:38,828 - Oh, no, I want my present. - Oh, you... 315 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,640 - Oh, you do. Okay, okay. - I do. I didn't know I was getting one. 316 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,932 Um, I know how you're always so annoyed 317 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,400 about losing the remote control. 318 00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:46,802 So I picked this up in Chinatown 319 00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,637 so you'll always know where it is. 320 00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:51,507 Oh. That's sweet. 321 00:12:51,608 --> 00:12:54,643 It's beautiful. Thank you. 322 00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:55,945 And I've always wanted. 323 00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,681 (LAUGHS) Open it. 324 00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:00,082 Okay. 325 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:03,252 Babe. 326 00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:05,254 (LAUGHS): What? 327 00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:07,423 Oh... 328 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:09,425 - Um... - Open the purse. 329 00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:12,228 The purse is for you to carry tonight. 330 00:13:12,329 --> 00:13:14,730 And the gift card is for you to get your hair blown up. 331 00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,732 - (LAUGHS) Blown... - Blown-blown down. 332 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,901 (CHUCKLES) Uh, blown out. 333 00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:21,437 While I watch the kids. 334 00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:23,906 My Zoom call got canceled, so you go do you. 335 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,441 Go get your hair done. 336 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,842 Go get your hair done. 337 00:13:26,943 --> 00:13:28,554 - KATE: Okay. - TOBY: Yeah, listen to the man. 338 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:31,680 - JACK: Okay. - Okay, I'll see you boys soon. 339 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:33,582 - Thanks, babe. - TOBY: Oh, you got it. 340 00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:36,152 - You got it. - TOBY: Yeah. Say, "Bye-bye, Mama." 341 00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:37,486 Bye-bye, Mama. 342 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,789 KATE: Bye, Sweet Pea. 343 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:42,058 Oh, babe, do you need me to go over the schedules? 344 00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:43,359 'Cause they change constantly. 345 00:13:43,427 --> 00:13:44,904 And he has to be down for his nap by 3:00. 346 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:47,396 Kate, they're my kids, too. 347 00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,365 All right? And I think, if you'll recall, 348 00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:51,244 I was a pretty good stay-at-home dad myself there 349 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:52,368 for a while. 350 00:13:52,469 --> 00:13:53,880 So I think I can watch them for an hour. 351 00:13:53,904 --> 00:13:56,572 Okay. 352 00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,307 Thanks, babe. 353 00:13:58,408 --> 00:13:59,452 - Love you. - Love you, too. 354 00:13:59,476 --> 00:14:00,653 - Thank you. - Say, "I love you, Mama." 355 00:14:00,677 --> 00:14:02,545 - KATE: Bye, boys. - JACK: Love you. 356 00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:03,913 RANDALL: Okay, Deja. 357 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:07,083 Welcome to the Randall Pearson School of Driving. 358 00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:08,918 I'll be your instructor Randall Pearson. 359 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:10,753 Allow me to put on some background music 360 00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:12,432 as I talk you through some of the safety features 361 00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:13,556 of the vehicle. 362 00:14:13,657 --> 00:14:15,458 Okay, I can't do this 363 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,136 if we're gonna listen to your old man music. 364 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,228 Oh! "Old man music"? 365 00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:21,397 That... that's hurtful. 366 00:14:21,498 --> 00:14:24,400 - Mm-hmm. To my ears. - (LAUGHS) 367 00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:25,945 ("STANDING AT YOUR DOORSTEP" BY ALICIA WALTER PLAYING) 368 00:14:25,969 --> 00:14:27,503 It's good speed. 369 00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:28,815 Make sure you keep that distance 370 00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:30,149 between you and the car in front of you. 371 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,409 - Got it. Thanks. - You're doing great, Dej. 372 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:35,678 ♪ But, baby, it's true... ♪ 373 00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:37,847 Glad we finally found time to do this. 374 00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:41,183 Haven't had a lot of time to talk lately. 375 00:14:41,284 --> 00:14:43,085 So, how's school going? 376 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,920 Uh, fine. 377 00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:47,523 - You know Ms. McNamara? - Your chemistry teacher? 378 00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:48,724 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 379 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,559 Well, she's getting into stand-up comedy. 380 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,595 (LAUGHS): Okay. 381 00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:56,198 And she tries out her jokes on us. 382 00:14:56,299 --> 00:14:58,300 - But, like, bad ones. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:02,972 Um, like, "Why can you never trust atoms?" 384 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:05,641 Because they make up everything. 385 00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:08,544 (LAUGHS) 386 00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:11,113 You are worse than Ms. McNamara. 387 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,048 Oh, man. 388 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,284 All right, look, we're about to merge. 389 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:19,421 - So, uh, put on your signal... - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 390 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,390 ...and check your mirrors. 391 00:15:21,491 --> 00:15:25,060 And when you feel like you got space, go for it. 392 00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:27,429 - (PHONE CHIMES) - AUTOMATED VOICE: Message from Malik. 393 00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:29,431 RANDALL: Watch the merge, Deja. 394 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:32,034 AUTOMATED VOICE: Can't stop thinking about last weekend. 395 00:15:32,135 --> 00:15:33,936 - Wish you were here now. - Oh... 396 00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:35,648 - Hands on the wheel, Deja. - (PHONE CHIMES) 397 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:37,072 Can't really sleep. 398 00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:39,875 The bed feels too big without you. 399 00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:42,011 Ready to reply? 400 00:15:52,556 --> 00:15:54,849 She took a six-hour bus ride four states away, 401 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,351 and we had no idea. 402 00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:57,796 - What if something happened? - Let's kill her. 403 00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,104 Let's dig a hole in the backyard and bury her in it. 404 00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:03,474 And it's not just how dangerous it could have been, Beth. 405 00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:05,342 It's the lying. 406 00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:08,212 And it wasn't just one lie, she lied right to our faces. 407 00:16:08,313 --> 00:16:10,080 Right to our faces. 408 00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:12,249 Okay, hold up. 409 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,484 I feel like we need to pick 410 00:16:13,585 --> 00:16:15,252 which one of us is gonna unravel here 411 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,430 and which one of us is gonna stay cool. 412 00:16:16,454 --> 00:16:18,622 I'm already pacing, Beth. I'm up. 413 00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,524 Okay, fine, I'll stay cool. 414 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,693 She is grounded. 415 00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:23,961 Phone, gone. 416 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:25,529 Food, maybe. 417 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,865 And she is forbidden from seeing Malik for forever. 418 00:16:27,966 --> 00:16:29,243 Can we put her back on Zoom school? 419 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:30,778 I feel like that's kind of punishing ourselves, 420 00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:32,813 - so I want to hold off... - We need to make an example 421 00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,572 of her Tess and for Annie. 422 00:16:34,673 --> 00:16:37,474 Maybe we should ground them all just to get ahead of it. 423 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,788 Randall, you're so hot, I'm gonna need an ice bath. 424 00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:42,580 So why don't I go talk to her? 425 00:16:42,681 --> 00:16:45,249 Why, Beth? So she can lie some more? 426 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,218 Huh? Huh... You know what? I'm too hot. 427 00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:48,839 I'm too hot ri... I-I'm-a go for a run. 428 00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:50,754 - That's what I'm-a... - That's a good plan. 429 00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:56,026 HENRI: I know, my little immigrant. 430 00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:59,063 You want to find your family. 431 00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:02,132 - And you will. - FIEVEL: But how? 432 00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:05,936 It's so far away and it's so big. 433 00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:08,372 I'll never find them anyway. 434 00:17:08,473 --> 00:17:11,208 - Where are you going? - This movie's dumb. 435 00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:14,278 HENRI: But did you say "never"? 436 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:17,047 So young and you have lost hope. 437 00:17:17,148 --> 00:17:19,049 Oh, this is America. 438 00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,784 You can just keep it open. 439 00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:23,621 I swear, this is not why I invited you. 440 00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:25,623 But if Dad's buying, let's order shots. 441 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,858 - You guys want some shots? - Heck, yeah. 442 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,194 Uh, can we get six shots of tequila? 443 00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:31,962 Thank you. To Kevin. 444 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,964 - Cheers. - ALL: Kevin. 445 00:17:34,065 --> 00:17:35,833 Oh, thank you. 446 00:17:38,336 --> 00:17:39,906 It's so impressive 447 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:42,273 how you can be around people and not drink. 448 00:17:42,374 --> 00:17:44,375 Oh, uh, you know, I-I... 449 00:17:44,476 --> 00:17:48,078 I'm better off without it, trust me. It's... 450 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:49,624 Should you be drinking, though, honestly? 451 00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:51,025 I mean, aren't you, like, 17 years old? 452 00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:53,917 - I'm 25. I just look young. - Okay. 453 00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:57,087 - (LAUGHS) - Well. That's great. 454 00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:58,989 I was thinking that, maybe after this, 455 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:00,810 we could go check out White Sea at The Echo. 456 00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:01,992 Do you know her? 457 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:05,596 She used to be the keyboardist for M83. 458 00:18:05,697 --> 00:18:07,531 I... no... I don't think I do know her. 459 00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:08,966 I'm not sure 460 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,268 anything that you just said was English, actually. 461 00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:14,638 Give me your phone. I'll show you a clip. 462 00:18:14,739 --> 00:18:16,507 Here you go. 463 00:18:16,608 --> 00:18:19,476 Oh. Oh. 464 00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:21,312 Um... 465 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,347 (TONGUE CLICKS, EXHALES) 466 00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:24,581 (PHONE CHIMES) 467 00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:27,451 Excu... Uh, excuse me. 468 00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:29,787 Hey, Kevin, look at this. 469 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:34,692 One, two, one, two. (GASPS) 470 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:37,628 - Franny, walk to Mama. Walk to Mama. - (EXHALES) 471 00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:41,098 Come here. Yes! Ooh... 472 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,300 (LAUGHS): Oh, this is... 473 00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:46,437 (STAMMERS) You know, I can't... uh, I-I got to go. 474 00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,549 I'll be ba... I'm not, I'm probably not gonna come back. 475 00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:51,308 - What? - I... Just-just keep it open. 476 00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:53,243 Okay, so usually he's in his jammies by now, 477 00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:55,679 but, uh, he's a little off-schedule today, so... 478 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,315 That's okay. We can get you into your jammies, right, Jack? 479 00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,917 - Hey. - KATE: Hi. 480 00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:01,352 How old is McKenna? 481 00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:02,853 Looks like she just turned 12. 482 00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:05,489 Um, 17-ish? 483 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:08,325 She's been really great this past month, and she is, 484 00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:09,993 honestly, amazing. 485 00:19:10,095 --> 00:19:11,228 Thank you. 486 00:19:11,329 --> 00:19:13,197 Although the kids are usually asleep. 487 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:14,531 No! 488 00:19:14,632 --> 00:19:16,312 Sorry, he's cranky. He didn't have his nap. 489 00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:18,602 'Cause his dad bought him a new toy and... 490 00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:20,270 Uh, which he loves. 491 00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:21,939 It's a football that beeps. 492 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,574 - And he loves it. - KATE: Yeah, 493 00:19:23,675 --> 00:19:24,985 and he had to play with it, right, 494 00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:27,378 - 'cause it started beeping and... - No! 495 00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:29,513 - Okay. I'll get it. I'll get it. - Oh, uh, sorry. 496 00:19:29,614 --> 00:19:31,749 - No. - I'll get it. I got it, I got it. 497 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:33,461 KATE: Great, well, now I'm gonna be worried 498 00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:35,018 about him when we're at the recital. 499 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,421 Kate, you just need, you need to relax. Okay? 500 00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:38,889 Really? What you needed to do 501 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,434 was put him to bed at 3:00 like I asked you to. 502 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,193 (CHUCKLES): I-I'm sure we-we're gonna be fine. 503 00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:44,762 I'm sure that we're gonna be late. 504 00:19:44,863 --> 00:19:46,864 You know what? Here, why don't you just go ahead... 505 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:49,500 here's that and here's this... 506 00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:52,113 and I'll just stay here and make sure that Jack goes down, okay? 507 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,337 Oh, thank God. 508 00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:55,406 I'm gonna grab my bag. 509 00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,574 All right. 510 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,145 KATE: So, I'll just go alone? 511 00:20:01,246 --> 00:20:03,290 Kate, I know you worked hard on this. You should be there. 512 00:20:03,314 --> 00:20:05,916 I'll just, I'll-I'll catch the next one, I guess. 513 00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,252 You want some chicken? 514 00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:09,987 - Yes. - Yeah, okay, here you go. 515 00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:12,623 There you go. See? We're doing great. 516 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:16,126 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Okay. 517 00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:20,466 - WARREN: How'd you get in here? - (CRUNCH) 518 00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:22,024 - (WARREN HOWLS) - (LAUGHTER) 519 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,426 (CHUCKLES) 520 00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:28,706 Get me that mouse! 521 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,041 Where's your brother? 522 00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:32,610 - He left. - What do you mean, he left? When? 523 00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:34,946 Get your coats. Come on, let's go. 524 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:37,482 Come on. Let's go. Come on, let's go. 525 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,217 ♪ ♪ 526 00:20:42,488 --> 00:20:45,223 Come here, come here. Kevin? 527 00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:46,891 Hey, excuse me, hey. Have you, have you seen 528 00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:49,332 a little blond boy a-about the same height as the two of them? 529 00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:52,196 I think I saw him go out in the mall about an hour ago, 530 00:20:52,298 --> 00:20:55,667 - but I'm also incredibly stoned. - Go, go. 531 00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:58,770 - So, yeah. - Come on, come on. Come on. 532 00:21:00,472 --> 00:21:01,940 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 533 00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:06,044 Hey. Hey. 534 00:21:06,145 --> 00:21:07,679 Hi. 535 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:11,182 Hi. What happened? 536 00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:15,019 He went to the food court looking for free samples 537 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,821 and got a little turned around 538 00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:20,325 and they found him crying outside of Spencer Gifts. 539 00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:22,260 - Mm-mm. - (EXHALES, STAMMERS) 540 00:21:22,361 --> 00:21:25,463 I-I don't understand. How did they know who to call? 541 00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:32,570 You got to be kidding me. 542 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:33,805 You guys want to go home? 543 00:21:33,906 --> 00:21:35,306 - Mm-hmm. - All right, let's do it. 544 00:21:35,407 --> 00:21:38,209 - How was the movie? - RANDALL: Half of it was good. 545 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,178 KATE: Yeah, 'cause we only watched half of it. 546 00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:41,813 Thank you. 547 00:21:41,914 --> 00:21:45,016 Have a good night. 548 00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:47,251 (GASPS) Ellie, that was amazing. 549 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:49,020 We should have always used you on alto. 550 00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:51,422 - Thanks, Miss Kate. - You're welcome. Good night. 551 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,324 - Good night. - Kate. Kate. 552 00:21:53,425 --> 00:21:56,060 Huh? I'd have to say, 553 00:21:56,161 --> 00:21:58,563 that was one of the most successful recitals ever. 554 00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:00,865 - Aw. - (CHUCKLES) But in-in fairness, 555 00:22:00,966 --> 00:22:03,301 parents rarely boo their blind children. 556 00:22:03,402 --> 00:22:04,936 Eh... 557 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:09,273 I, uh, I thought I was finally gonna meet 558 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,109 the, uh, the famous Toby. 559 00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:12,930 Uh, yeah, he had to stay home with the kids. 560 00:22:12,978 --> 00:22:14,912 Ugh. Kids are the worst. 561 00:22:15,014 --> 00:22:17,048 That's why I try to never be around them ever. 562 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:18,449 Good job, Alyssa. Well done. 563 00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:20,985 - Thank you. - Okay. Night night. 564 00:22:21,086 --> 00:22:22,464 You know, it's not the kids' fault. 565 00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:26,157 It's really not anyone's fault, um, but... 566 00:22:26,258 --> 00:22:27,564 You probably don't want to hear about it, so... 567 00:22:27,588 --> 00:22:28,569 Not really. 568 00:22:28,594 --> 00:22:30,962 It's just that we had this stupid argument, 569 00:22:31,063 --> 00:22:33,183 you know, about the kids' schedules, and it just sucks 570 00:22:33,232 --> 00:22:34,476 because he's only here for the weekend. 571 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,068 (EXHALES) It's not a big deal. 572 00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:40,605 And I certainly should not be talking about it at work. 573 00:22:40,706 --> 00:22:44,275 My wife and I had a stupid fight that went on for years. 574 00:22:44,376 --> 00:22:46,310 Uh, bath towels. 575 00:22:46,412 --> 00:22:50,048 She would never hang them up. It made me crazy. 576 00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:53,618 And every day I'd go to work and I'd start my class 577 00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:56,821 by announcing whether or not she hung up her towel. 578 00:22:56,922 --> 00:23:00,124 And then, one day, I just, um, 579 00:23:00,225 --> 00:23:04,262 I stopped giving the report, because it became pretty obvious 580 00:23:04,363 --> 00:23:09,967 that we had problems that were much bigger than bath towels. 581 00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:13,971 It-it wasn't really an anecdote I wanted to share anymore. 582 00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:16,374 So, as annoying as it is 583 00:23:16,475 --> 00:23:18,687 that you told me about your stupid fight with your husband, 584 00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:22,513 just, uh, take it as a good sign 585 00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:24,282 that you're still talking about it. 586 00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:26,818 All right, I got to lock up. 587 00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:30,421 ♪ 588 00:23:37,763 --> 00:23:39,797 (DOOR OPENS) 589 00:24:03,589 --> 00:24:05,623 ♪ 590 00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:17,001 Where is she? Where's our little Allyson Felix? 591 00:24:17,102 --> 00:24:18,613 You know what I was gonna do, I was gonna stop by, 592 00:24:18,637 --> 00:24:20,081 I was gonna get some running shoes before I came over here. 593 00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:21,416 I thought that'd be kind of funny, but then I got 594 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,017 so excited, I thought, "No, just go on by 595 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:24,586 and see where she is." You blink, you miss her. 596 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:25,910 Where'd she go? Where is she? 597 00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:27,531 What are you, what are you doing here? 598 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:29,914 I came to see Franny walk. 599 00:24:30,015 --> 00:24:33,551 It's 7:30. She's asleep. 600 00:24:33,652 --> 00:24:35,430 Okay, but y... I mean, you couldn't have kept her up 601 00:24:35,454 --> 00:24:37,188 for, like, another 20 minutes? 602 00:24:37,289 --> 00:24:39,490 Kevin, come on, I can't change their sleep schedule 603 00:24:39,591 --> 00:24:42,003 - every time they do something. - Someth... This isn't something. 604 00:24:42,027 --> 00:24:43,995 She, she propelled her body 605 00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:45,473 in a forward motion in an upright manner. 606 00:24:45,497 --> 00:24:47,598 This is not something. This is a major milestone. 607 00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:49,367 This is huge. 608 00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:52,036 There will be a million major milestones. 609 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:53,977 We're not gonna be there for every one of them. 610 00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:58,709 You mean I'm not gonna be there for every one of them. 611 00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:00,244 Kevin. 612 00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:02,357 Madison, I took this stupid job so that I could be close 613 00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:03,792 to my kids so I could see 'em all the time. 614 00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:05,349 It turns out, I can't. 615 00:25:05,450 --> 00:25:07,752 What are you talking about? You were here this morning. 616 00:25:07,853 --> 00:25:09,564 You're gonna be back here again tomorrow morning. 617 00:25:09,588 --> 00:25:11,455 She will live to walk another day. 618 00:25:11,557 --> 00:25:12,734 Yeah, and it won't be the same. 619 00:25:12,758 --> 00:25:14,392 It won't be the... You know, this sucks. 620 00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,794 You know, it's like you get all of the firsts, right? 621 00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:19,463 And then I'm supposed to, what, uh, just cling desperately 622 00:25:19,565 --> 00:25:21,666 to my phone, j-just hoping for a text from you. 623 00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:23,768 I immediately sent you a text. 624 00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:25,346 You sent me a video, well, thank you very much, 625 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:26,904 I feel so connected to my children. 626 00:25:27,005 --> 00:25:30,608 Look, I am sorry that you are feeling feelings 627 00:25:30,709 --> 00:25:32,109 or whatever you're doing right now, 628 00:25:32,177 --> 00:25:34,011 but this is not a picnic for me, okay? 629 00:25:34,112 --> 00:25:36,848 Yes, Franny walked today, and it was adorable, 630 00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:40,484 and am genuinely sorry that you missed that. 631 00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:42,330 But an hour before that, Nick barfed all over me 632 00:25:42,354 --> 00:25:43,531 while I was trying to wolf down 633 00:25:43,555 --> 00:25:44,866 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, 634 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:46,924 and now I have to somehow clean it out of my hair 635 00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:49,427 before Elijah comes over so that I don't seem revolting 636 00:25:49,528 --> 00:25:52,430 and end up alone forever. 637 00:25:52,531 --> 00:25:56,400 Clean the baby vomit out of my hair, not the peanut butter. 638 00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:58,870 Although I think I also have peanut butter in my hair. 639 00:26:02,407 --> 00:26:04,442 (EXHALES) 640 00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:10,848 I... I know how badly you want to be in their lives. 641 00:26:10,949 --> 00:26:15,186 And you will be, but we're not together. 642 00:26:16,788 --> 00:26:18,389 And so that means that sometimes 643 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:21,125 one of us is gonna feel left out. 644 00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:33,137 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you're right. 645 00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:39,120 Can you do me a favor, when she wakes up, 646 00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:41,679 will you tell her that her dad came by? 647 00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:45,483 Tell her that I'm proud of her? 648 00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:47,618 Okay. 649 00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:51,322 Okay. 650 00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:07,297 All is well. Kevin is happily playing with his Legos, 651 00:27:07,398 --> 00:27:10,500 not a care in the world. 652 00:27:10,601 --> 00:27:12,669 You wrote our phone number inside his shoe. 653 00:27:13,771 --> 00:27:15,372 Thank God they have you. 654 00:27:15,473 --> 00:27:20,310 Okay, it's time to forgive yourself. He's fine. 655 00:27:20,411 --> 00:27:24,848 I just, I wanted them to have a great day. 656 00:27:24,949 --> 00:27:27,584 You know? Our kids are old enough 657 00:27:27,685 --> 00:27:29,486 to start making memories now, Bec. 658 00:27:29,587 --> 00:27:31,087 Like, important stuff, 659 00:27:31,188 --> 00:27:32,399 real stuff they're gonna remember 660 00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:34,691 - for the rest of their lives. - Mm-hmm. 661 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:40,063 And now, every time Kevin thinks about that first movie he saw, 662 00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:43,700 he's just gonna think about a day he was traumatized. 663 00:27:46,504 --> 00:27:48,004 Okay. 664 00:27:48,105 --> 00:27:50,874 Let me tell you about our trip to the park yesterday. 665 00:27:50,975 --> 00:27:52,509 All the kids wanted to do 666 00:27:52,610 --> 00:27:54,911 was ride the rocket slide, but it was closed. 667 00:27:55,012 --> 00:27:58,415 And Kate had to pee, but there was no bathroom, 668 00:27:58,516 --> 00:28:00,159 and Kevin and Randall 669 00:28:00,184 --> 00:28:01,704 were fighting over the last Capri Sun. 670 00:28:01,752 --> 00:28:02,819 It was a mess. 671 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,020 We got to the car 672 00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:06,256 and everybody was crying, myself included. 673 00:28:06,357 --> 00:28:11,861 And just when I thought it was the worst day ever, um, 674 00:28:11,962 --> 00:28:14,798 a ladybug landed on the dashboard. 675 00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:16,966 - (LAUGHS SOFTLY) - And Kevin tells us 676 00:28:17,068 --> 00:28:19,035 it's good luck. 677 00:28:19,136 --> 00:28:22,572 And Randall says that ladybugs have two sets of wings. 678 00:28:22,673 --> 00:28:27,210 And Kate decided to name it. 679 00:28:27,311 --> 00:28:29,779 - Linda. - Linda the Ladybug. 680 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,649 So, when I was tucking them in last night, 681 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:35,452 that's what they remember from the day. 682 00:28:35,553 --> 00:28:40,557 Not the crying, not the Capri Suns, but Linda the Ladybug. 683 00:28:42,159 --> 00:28:44,928 Until a day is over, there's always a chance 684 00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:47,397 you'll remember it for something else. 685 00:28:58,909 --> 00:29:00,243 (DOOR OPENS) 686 00:29:00,344 --> 00:29:03,780 (EXHALES) 687 00:29:03,881 --> 00:29:05,548 All right, Beth. 688 00:29:05,649 --> 00:29:06,827 - Here's what we're gonna do. - We're not gonna be able 689 00:29:06,851 --> 00:29:09,552 to ground this out of her, Randall. 690 00:29:09,653 --> 00:29:10,987 That girl is completely in love. 691 00:29:11,088 --> 00:29:12,756 Doesn't give her an excuse. 692 00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:14,824 It's like how you and I felt at the beginning. 693 00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:17,165 If somebody would have told us we couldn't see each other 694 00:29:17,194 --> 00:29:18,505 for months, we would have found a way. 695 00:29:18,529 --> 00:29:19,689 So what are you saying, Beth? 696 00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:20,997 That, because she's in love, 697 00:29:21,098 --> 00:29:22,440 there shouldn't be any consequences? 698 00:29:22,464 --> 00:29:23,910 Oh, no, there's gonna be consequences. 699 00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:25,345 Like, she's not gonna see this again 700 00:29:25,369 --> 00:29:26,747 until they come out with the iPhone 30. 701 00:29:26,771 --> 00:29:28,638 - Okay. - But... 702 00:29:28,739 --> 00:29:32,275 this isn't just about what happened last weekend. 703 00:29:32,376 --> 00:29:34,811 This is... 704 00:29:34,912 --> 00:29:36,946 We thought our daughter was a child, 705 00:29:37,047 --> 00:29:39,349 playing Candy Land, 706 00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:42,318 but she's out here playing The Game of Life, 707 00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:44,420 and we have to adjust. 708 00:29:50,895 --> 00:29:52,629 Randall, take a big sip of my wine. 709 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:53,907 I don't want a big sip of your wine. 710 00:29:53,931 --> 00:29:56,166 - I just ran for five miles. - Drink the wine. 711 00:30:00,404 --> 00:30:02,906 I'm taking Deja to get birth control. 712 00:30:18,289 --> 00:30:20,490 (WHISPERS): Hey. 713 00:30:20,591 --> 00:30:24,928 I was trying to sneak in undetected in case, you know, 714 00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:27,197 "grown-up time" was still going on. 715 00:30:27,298 --> 00:30:30,066 Which is-is kind of "gross," you know, I keep saying "it" 716 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:33,169 because you're married to my "sister." 717 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:36,372 - Why are you doing that? - I... You know, I-I'm so tired, man, 718 00:30:36,473 --> 00:30:38,441 I-I don't even... I can't, you know... 719 00:30:38,542 --> 00:30:40,710 Well, you don't have to worry about it, 720 00:30:40,811 --> 00:30:43,746 'cause grown-up time was a bust. 721 00:30:43,848 --> 00:30:46,182 Kate went to the recital all by herself. 722 00:30:46,283 --> 00:30:49,352 I literally just got both kids down for the night. 723 00:30:49,453 --> 00:30:51,331 Which, it turns out, is a nightmare when the nap schedule 724 00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:53,256 - is all out of whack. - Ooh, yeah, 725 00:30:53,357 --> 00:30:55,168 no, you don't want to mess with the nap schedule. 726 00:30:55,192 --> 00:30:56,392 So I hear. 727 00:30:57,962 --> 00:31:00,830 What's all this? You, uh, you taking off tomorrow? 728 00:31:00,931 --> 00:31:03,233 TOBY: Yep. Bright and early, 729 00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:08,705 so I can make it in time for the 9:00 a.m. staff meeting. 730 00:31:08,806 --> 00:31:10,250 Yeah, at least you have an excuse, you know? 731 00:31:10,274 --> 00:31:13,443 I live in the same city as my kids, I feel like a... 732 00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,645 a stranger, so... 733 00:31:17,448 --> 00:31:21,050 You know, when I first found out I was gonna be a dad, 734 00:31:21,151 --> 00:31:24,954 I kept trying to picture it, you know, in my head. 735 00:31:25,055 --> 00:31:30,460 And the image that kept popping into my mind was, uh, 736 00:31:30,561 --> 00:31:32,795 family dinner, dinner table, you know? 737 00:31:32,897 --> 00:31:35,732 Mom, dad, couple of kids. 738 00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:40,737 This was gonna be us. 739 00:31:40,838 --> 00:31:43,306 Me, Madison, the two kids. 740 00:31:43,407 --> 00:31:46,509 Square, you know? A solid... unit. 741 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,745 Well, for what it's worth, that dinner table 742 00:31:48,846 --> 00:31:50,580 isn't all it's cracked up to be. 743 00:31:50,681 --> 00:31:52,916 I sat through plenty of dinners with my parents, 744 00:31:53,017 --> 00:31:54,584 who clearly couldn't stand each other. 745 00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:59,923 I think kids would much rather have parents that are happy 746 00:32:00,024 --> 00:32:01,391 than parents who are together. 747 00:32:01,492 --> 00:32:06,396 Yeah, but I'm not happy. 748 00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:14,504 You know, it's funny, when... when we're kids, 749 00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:20,176 we always, we build houses that are, uh, square, 750 00:32:20,277 --> 00:32:23,479 because we think... 751 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:27,016 that that is the strongest shape that there is. 752 00:32:28,419 --> 00:32:31,120 But, turns out... 753 00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:39,395 ...a triangle is the strongest shape in nature. 754 00:32:39,496 --> 00:32:41,130 Strong base. 755 00:32:41,231 --> 00:32:44,867 It's capable of holding infinitely more weight... 756 00:32:46,804 --> 00:32:51,341 It is the most stable shape that there is. 757 00:32:56,814 --> 00:32:57,847 See? 758 00:32:59,249 --> 00:33:01,329 So maybe you should just stop thinking of your family 759 00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:05,355 as a square and start thinking of it as, you know, 760 00:33:05,456 --> 00:33:09,859 you, Nick, Franny. 761 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,861 A triangle. 762 00:33:14,631 --> 00:33:16,142 The hell are you talking about right now, man? 763 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:18,468 (LAUGHS) 764 00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:21,337 I don't, I don't know. I have no idea. 765 00:33:21,438 --> 00:33:23,255 I thought I was gonna be having sex with your sister tonight. 766 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:25,450 - Oh, come on, man. - (EXHALES) 767 00:33:31,038 --> 00:33:33,678 ("WITH YOU" BY CUJO MOON PLAYING) 768 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:36,858 ♪ I would go anywhere with you ♪ 769 00:33:39,062 --> 00:33:42,331 ♪ Anywhere I go, it's true ♪ 770 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,369 ♪ High up on the mountains ♪ 771 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:51,106 ♪ Show me a new point of view ♪ 772 00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:58,547 ♪ Hiding in the skies so blue ♪ 773 00:33:58,648 --> 00:34:01,450 (YELLING) 774 00:34:01,551 --> 00:34:05,020 ♪ The skies, they are hiding the truth... ♪ 775 00:34:05,121 --> 00:34:07,456 - Thank you. - All right, all right. 776 00:34:07,557 --> 00:34:09,358 ♪ Floating down the river ♪ 777 00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:14,696 ♪ Reflections in the water with you ♪ 778 00:34:18,201 --> 00:34:21,269 ♪ With you ♪ 779 00:34:21,371 --> 00:34:26,608 ♪ With you, with you ♪ 780 00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:29,811 ♪ With you ♪ 781 00:34:29,912 --> 00:34:31,446 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 782 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:35,651 ♪ With you, with you... ♪ 783 00:34:35,752 --> 00:34:39,821 Listen, I already apologized to Beth. Please... 784 00:34:39,922 --> 00:34:43,458 don't make me have this conversation with you. 785 00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:48,430 You know, today, when I saw you behind the wheel 786 00:34:48,531 --> 00:34:50,432 of that car, I thought... 787 00:34:52,602 --> 00:34:55,504 "She looks ridiculous. 788 00:34:55,605 --> 00:34:58,692 She's way too young to be driving." 789 00:35:00,276 --> 00:35:04,146 Because, to me... 790 00:35:08,117 --> 00:35:10,318 ...you look exactly like the little girl 791 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:13,121 who came to my doorstep with everything she had 792 00:35:13,222 --> 00:35:16,925 in the world tucked into one bag. 793 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:21,697 Now, rationally, of course, 794 00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:25,467 I knew that this little girl had already grown up quite a bit. 795 00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:30,238 And I knew that the rest of the growing up was still coming. 796 00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,941 I just didn't realize that it would come so quickly. 797 00:35:35,311 --> 00:35:38,847 And maybe that's why I'm having a hard time with this. 798 00:35:41,851 --> 00:35:44,653 'Cause I missed the first 12 years of your life, 799 00:35:44,754 --> 00:35:49,783 and I guess now I'm just trying to stall for time. 800 00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:57,332 To hold on to that very particular version of my Deja. 801 00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:02,738 So... 802 00:36:02,839 --> 00:36:06,541 if you would be so kind, 803 00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:10,345 please be patient with me 804 00:36:10,446 --> 00:36:15,083 as I wrap my head around this new, 805 00:36:15,184 --> 00:36:19,654 beautiful, grown-up you. 806 00:36:27,263 --> 00:36:29,598 (CLEARS THROAT) 807 00:36:29,699 --> 00:36:31,800 Mm-hmm. 808 00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:34,469 That being said, 809 00:36:34,570 --> 00:36:38,206 you are still a junior in high school, 810 00:36:38,307 --> 00:36:40,962 and you will not be going to visit your boyfriend 811 00:36:40,994 --> 00:36:43,411 in Boston again anytime soon. 812 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,388 Well, that's going to be a problem. 813 00:36:55,358 --> 00:36:57,392 ♪ 814 00:37:21,918 --> 00:37:23,952 ♪ 815 00:37:34,597 --> 00:37:36,631 (VIBRATING) 816 00:37:41,804 --> 00:37:43,772 Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? 817 00:37:43,873 --> 00:37:47,676 Ha, uh... 818 00:37:47,777 --> 00:37:49,544 Because I'm sleeping on my sister's couch 819 00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:52,113 even though I have enough money to buy a big, fancy house, 820 00:37:52,215 --> 00:37:54,850 and because, Cassidy, I... 821 00:37:54,951 --> 00:38:00,433 (EXHALES) ...was about to call my 25-year-old costar 822 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,383 who plays my stepdaughter for a booty call, 823 00:38:02,384 --> 00:38:06,454 and you live across the country and you were born before Y2K 824 00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:09,290 - and I figured you were the better option. - (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 825 00:38:09,391 --> 00:38:11,125 You really know how to flatter a girl. 826 00:38:11,226 --> 00:38:13,093 Hmm. 827 00:38:23,805 --> 00:38:25,039 Hi. 828 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:30,444 (LAUGHS): So, I went to Menchie's 829 00:38:30,545 --> 00:38:32,480 and did the whole tornado yogurt thing myself. 830 00:38:32,581 --> 00:38:34,882 And, yeah, I got some severe looks from Darcy 831 00:38:34,983 --> 00:38:37,885 behind the counter, but I don't care. 832 00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:45,926 It is really tough with-without you here. 833 00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:49,630 I know. 834 00:38:54,269 --> 00:38:57,638 Listen, you-you know our kids way better than I do right now. 835 00:38:57,739 --> 00:39:01,742 That's just the truth, and I should be following your lead. 836 00:39:05,113 --> 00:39:08,282 Now, I know I don't need to buy any more presents, 837 00:39:08,383 --> 00:39:12,086 but I want to get one more thing, and it's for all of us. 838 00:39:12,187 --> 00:39:13,420 Can I show you? 839 00:39:13,522 --> 00:39:15,589 Okay. 840 00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:18,893 - Let me show you. Okay. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 841 00:39:21,296 --> 00:39:22,630 All right. 842 00:39:22,731 --> 00:39:24,932 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 843 00:39:25,033 --> 00:39:27,368 - We already have a grill. - Au contraire, mon frère. 844 00:39:27,469 --> 00:39:29,870 This is no mere grill. 845 00:39:29,971 --> 00:39:33,474 This is a smoker. This is the Big Green Egg. 846 00:39:33,575 --> 00:39:36,377 This smoker will outlast time, global warming, 847 00:39:36,478 --> 00:39:37,889 and all the other awful things coming our way. 848 00:39:37,913 --> 00:39:39,980 Look, Kate, 849 00:39:40,081 --> 00:39:42,216 I don't want all of our memories of this time 850 00:39:42,317 --> 00:39:44,652 to be about us being apart. 851 00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:49,723 So let's make some memories of us being together. 852 00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:51,859 Let's have big old cookouts and let's eat food 853 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,828 that took me, like, 900 hours to cook. 854 00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:57,731 Let's be smokers. 855 00:39:57,832 --> 00:40:00,100 - Okay. Let's be smokers. - Okay. 856 00:40:00,201 --> 00:40:02,903 Check this out. Okay. This is, this is the biggest version. 857 00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:05,439 They make all kinds of accessories for it. 858 00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:07,575 JACK: Good things come to those who wait. 859 00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:10,544 - Mm. - And we... 860 00:40:10,645 --> 00:40:15,049 are good to go. 861 00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:17,110 You know, you don't need to keep using that thing. 862 00:40:17,152 --> 00:40:19,320 It's like the literal symbol 863 00:40:19,421 --> 00:40:21,956 of the day your mom and dad's marriage blew up. 864 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:26,327 Besides, that day almost permanently deformed 865 00:40:26,428 --> 00:40:28,963 - that near-perfect face of yours. - (LAUGHS) 866 00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:33,968 I keep it because it's delicious. 867 00:40:36,204 --> 00:40:37,905 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 868 00:40:38,006 --> 00:40:39,673 - (LAUGHS) - Yes. 869 00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,775 ♪ ♪ 870 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:07,134 See? That's what today will be. 871 00:41:07,235 --> 00:41:10,571 Not the day he got lost, but the day that his dad 872 00:41:10,672 --> 00:41:14,575 made sundaes in the kitchen and put pillows on the ground. 873 00:41:14,676 --> 00:41:16,477 That is how he'll remember it. 874 00:41:16,578 --> 00:41:18,812 That's how we're gonna remember it. 875 00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:21,448 Never too late to turn a day around. 876 00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,217 You know, I should always listen to you. 877 00:41:23,318 --> 00:41:25,352 That's what I've been telling you. 878 00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,693 (SIGHS) 879 00:41:34,663 --> 00:41:35,929 (PHONE RINGING) 880 00:41:37,899 --> 00:41:39,133 Hello. 881 00:41:41,102 --> 00:41:43,404 Yeah, this is. 882 00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:48,242 (STAMMERS) Wait, what? 883 00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:56,817 No, I... 884 00:41:56,918 --> 00:41:58,952 I understand. 885 00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:06,060 Okay, um... 886 00:42:06,161 --> 00:42:07,828 Yeah. Thank you. 887 00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:14,101 Who was that? 888 00:42:19,741 --> 00:42:21,508 My mom died. 889 00:42:22,913 --> 00:42:26,444 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com.