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["THE PASSENGER" BY IGGY POP PLAYING]
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♪ I am the passenger ♪
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♪ And I ride, and I ride ♪
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♪ I ride through the city backsides ♪
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♪ I see the stars come out of the sky ♪
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♪ Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky ♪
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♪ You know it looks so good tonight... ♪
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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♪ I am the passenger... ♪
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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♪ I look through my window so bright ♪
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♪ I see the stars come out tonight ♪
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♪ I see the bright and hollow sky ♪
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♪ Over the city's ripped-back sky ♪
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♪ And everything looks good tonight... ♪
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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- What can I do for you, Officer?
- Know why I pulled you over?
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Yes, I wasn't paying enough
attention to the road,
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and I apologize.
I've got a lot on my mind.
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This is...
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my last night in LA.
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Wait.
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I know you.
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Probably. I used to work for the LAPD.
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Is that right?
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Oh, yes. Crime-solving devil.
It was great fun, but that's over now.
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- Since the war.
- You were in the sandbox?
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Uh. More of a football
stadium. A month ago.
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Fought against my brother
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and his host of angels
for the throne of Heaven.
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- It was all very biblical.
- Did you win?
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Well, I won, but not without
having to fly to the Silver City
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to save my girlfriend, burn up,
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prove to myself I was worthy,
stop burning and...
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Yeah, anyway, long story short,
now I'm the Big Man.
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So, I just pulled over God?
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Well, not quite. I still have
to ascend to the Silver City
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and sit on the throne.
I do that tomorrow.
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Hold on a minute.
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I do know you.
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You're the officer who likes to
drive fast with his siren on.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I was afraid
you wouldn't recognize me.
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Ho-ho-ho! Man, I am so glad
I'm running into you again.
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I have to thank you.
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I hope you bought yourself
something pretty
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with that money I gave you.
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Oh, I sure did.
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Got that sweet foxtail for
my bike antenna right there.
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I got that and, uh,
like, a ton of cocaine.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Oh, man, it is liberating.
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Chasing my desires like
that changed my life.
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Marvelous. Well, that's
the kind of personal touch
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I hope to be scaling up
as ruler of the universe.
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Yeah.
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Well, it wasn't all good.
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You know, I, uh, I got
in trouble at work a lot,
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so I will be riding that bike
for the rest of my career.
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And my wife left me.
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She took the house.
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You know? But my new
house is a boat! Yeah.
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A lot of great characters down
by the marina. Whoo!
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Man, do they like to drink. [SIGHS]
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Do they?
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Anyways, I am so glad
that I got to thank you.
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Well, you are more than welcome.
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Hey.
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You got any more of that
money, like last time?
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Oh.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[MAN VOCALIZING]
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Well... hello, Chloe.
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[LAUGHS] Still not used
to you calling me that.
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- Well, don't you like it?
- No, I love it.
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[CHUCKLES] Shall we?
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Yeah.
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Can't wait to show you this.
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[CHLOE LAUGHS] Can't wait to see it.
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[MEN AND WOMEN CLAMORING, APPLAUDING]
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Believe it or not,
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this is the world's only
private club for magicians.
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Apart from the one that
I started with Rasputin.
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The Romanovs were furious.
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Yeah, Dai Vernon.
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- Do you know who Dai Vernon is?
- Mnh-mnh.
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- The Professor. Doesn't matter.
- Mm.
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Dai Vernon challenged a
young David Copperfield
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to a drinking contest
at that bar right there.
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- [LAUGHING]
- [LUCIFER SIGHS]
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1971. I refereed.
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Really? Who won?
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Well, me, of course.
Couldn't help myself.
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[HESITATES] Oh, my gosh.
I don't believe it.
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- Look, over there in the corner.
- Hmm.
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[LUCIFER] That is Jon Armstrong,
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one of the greatest card
magicians in the world.
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- Oh.
- This way.
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Oh! Uh, be on the lookout
for secret passages.
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- Shh!
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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You know, I've always
wanted to come here.
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- And you do look amazing.
- Thank you.
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You know, magic for our last night?
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Well, what could be more
magical than magic?
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I don't know. Isn't magic
just a little goofy?
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Goofy? It's skill, cunning and deception
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without telling a lie.
What's not to love?
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- [MAN] Coming through.
- [LAUGHING] Oh, hello.
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So, like, everywhere you look,
there's a puzzle to solve.
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- No, we're not gonna solve anything.
- Oh!
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When you know how the tricks
work, it ruins everything.
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Thank you, Bones.
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- Have you lost weight? [CHUCKLES]
- [BONES CACKLES]
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- Shall we?
- Yeah.
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I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me
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to hang out here all night
surrounded by mysteries
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and not try to figure out
how everything works?
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Chloe, you are a truth-seeker.
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That's what made you a great detective.
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But me, I'm a wonder-seeker.
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You seek wonder?
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Well, also drugs, debauchery
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and now certain extinct
whiskeys but yes,
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so tonight you are just gonna have
to enjoy the wonder with me.
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- Cheers.
- [CHLOE] Hmm. Oh.
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- So I understand, tomorrow...
- Mm.
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... you'll become God and then know
how everything works, right?
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No, I think it's very sweet
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that you wanna spend with me
your last night of wonder.
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[CHUCKLES] Right, yes. About that.
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I was thinking on the drive over,
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do we really need to start tomorrow?
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[CHUCKLES] I mean,
we're having so much fun.
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Grandma Penelope's heart's
grown three times the size
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thanks to her time with Trixie.
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Why don't we just extend our
vacation a little longer?
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Well, I mean, yes, we're having
fun, and it's been great,
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but you've already pushed
the coronation once.
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And I mean, don't we
have to get up there?
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Well, eventually.
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It's not like the sky's gonna
fall in on itself or anything.
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- [BELL RINGING]
- Are you sure?
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- Because I feel like if we...
- Mm! Mm-mm-mm.
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Hold that thought. It's starting.
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- Come on.
- [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[LUCIFER] This is why
we are here tonight.
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The final show of Magnar
the Magnificent. [CHUCKLES]
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This guy. His act looks
like a hundred years old.
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One hundred and twenty, to be precise.
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The first Magnar created one
of the most flawless acts
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in all of magic, then he handed
the mantle down to his protégé.
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And it's been handed down ever since,
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and tonight in a super-exclusive show...
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It's being handed down again.
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- You just can't help yourself, can you?
- [LAUGHS]
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[WOMAN] Mr. Morningstar!
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Right this way.
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Oh. Cannot wait.
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Thank you.
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And for this...
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my final act on stage...
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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... I will literally conquer death
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and emerge resurrected!
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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[GASPING CONTINUES]
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- She's locked it.
- Hmm.
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[AUDIENCE GASPING]
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[GASPS]
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- [AUDIENCE GASPS]
- Oh! [CHUCKLES]
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[GASPING CONTINUES]
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[LAUGHING]
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So, obviously, there must be some
mechanism in the box so that it...
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Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Chloe, please!
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We're not solving any mysteries tonight.
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Oh! [LAUGHS]
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Resurrection!
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[LUCIFER GASPS]
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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Oh! [LAUGHS]
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He's good, isn't he?
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All right, everybody, just...
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stay calm and try not to touch anything.
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This is an active crime scene now.
We have everything under control.
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Poor Magnar.
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Still, at least he died knowing
his illusion was never revealed.
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- [KNOCKING]
- Do you hear that?
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Is that coming from inside the box?
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- [POUNDING]
- [MUFFLED SHOUT]
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You said not to touch anything.
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What? No, open it.
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[POUNDING, MUFFLED SHOUTING CONTINUE]
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What the hell is going on?
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Magnar! He's done it again!
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Erika, how could you miss your cue?
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But if he's alive there,
then who's that?
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Oh, God.
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Jared Holbrook.
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My protégé.
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So, this is how the trick is performed?
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You stay hidden in the box, and then
he emerges here dressed as you
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and takes your bow?
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[MAGNAR] Yes, he's hidden
in there the entire time.
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- We show the audience it's empty.
- [LUCIFER HUMMING]
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Uh, the interior is actually painted
to give a false sense of depth.
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[CONTINUES HUMMING]
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Are you all right, my boy?
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He just does not like to hear
how the tricks are performed.
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No, I most certainly do not,
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but I'm sure that there's more that
I remain blissfully unaware of.
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- No, that's pretty much it.
- Oh.
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So do you know of anyone
who would wanna hurt Jared
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- or anyone who was angry with him?
- [MAN] Whoa!
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Don't say anything else,
Dad. I'm a lawyer.
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My father doesn't have to
answer any of these questions.
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Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer.
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Not now, Dad.
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Well, no worries there
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because we're not actually
the police, right, Chloe?
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No. Currently, no, we're not.
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Well, then I'd appreciate my dad
not being harassed with questions
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until the cops do arrive.
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- [ELLA SHOUTS] I can't believe it!
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Six weeks of dragging my bag
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to Lucifer-and-Chloe-less
crime scenes and now, boom!
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You guys are witnesses. Oh, this
is so amazing! I mean, hmm...
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Horrible way to end a
date and, you know,
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horrible for the dead guy,
but not horrible for me.
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Or does that sound horrible?
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It's nice to see you too, Miss Lopez.
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Aww, it must be weird
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being on the other side
of things for once, huh?
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- [LUCIFER] Hmm.
- Takes a little getting used to.
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- Yeah, that's for sure.
- [HUFFS]
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So how are things going with, um, Carol?
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Good. I mean, he's no you guys, but...
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Miss Decker, Mr. Morningstar, it's
funny to see you here. [CHUCKLES]
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Good to see you and no
need to be so formal.
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Any friend of Dan's is...
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you know.
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I'm glad you could transfer in.
The department's in good hands.
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Yeah, I mean I have big shoes
to fill, Dan's and yours.
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But thank you so much for
securing the crime scene,
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keeping everybody calm.
245
00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,700
Not sure I even have to work this case,
246
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,788
between you and Ella. [CHUCKLES]
247
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,789
[LUCIFER CHUCKLES] Lucky for us you do,
248
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,174
which means Chloe doesn't have
to be a detective anymore,
249
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,712
I don't have to have magic
ruined for the rest of my life,
250
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,690
and we can still make the
8:30 show in the parlor,
251
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,836
so if you don't mind...
252
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,764
You know, I bet we probably
have to hang here
253
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,514
because we were witnesses
to the murder, right, Carol?
254
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,056
[CAROL] Yeah, unfortunately
she's correct.
255
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,771
I'm gonna have to get your statement
before you can be released.
256
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,902
That's fantastic news.
257
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,725
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
258
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,986
♪ Mug after mug of
alcoholic substance... ♪
259
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:22,320
All right, so who wants to be
tickled by Satan's Whiskers?
260
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,698
- [MAZIKEEN] Ooh!
- [LAUGHING]
261
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,584
[LINDA] There were no "Queen
of Hell" themed cocktails.
262
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,002
Couldn't find the right pun.
263
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,540
That's okay. I've been tickled
by those whiskers before.
264
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,650
Me too.
265
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,915
[LAUGHING]
266
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,964
Well, you two are made for
each other, aren't you?
267
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,377
Oh, yeah. Cheers, you guys.
268
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,427
- [LINDA] Oh.
- Cheers.
269
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,970
Wow, you really went all out, Linda.
270
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,274
Yeah, well, it's not every day that
my best friend and her girlfriend
271
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,940
- depart this mortal plane to rule Hell.
- [EVE] Mm.
272
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,020
So, Eve, have you, um,
ever actually been there?
273
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,606
Mnh-mnh, I have not.
274
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:59,031
But what an amazing adventure, huh?
275
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:04,911
From Heaven to Hell and
everywhere in between. [LAUGHS]
276
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:08,622
And this time, I'll have
the best partner with me.
277
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,038
[AMENADIEL] Are you
ready to leave tomorrow?
278
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,780
I mean, I'll be free to fly you down
279
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,234
right after Lucifer's coronation.
280
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,174
Hell, yeah, I'm ready.
281
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,876
My Maziqueen's gonna
to rule that throne.
282
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,385
I'm gonna make you proud.
283
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,970
Subjugating scum,
284
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,055
grinding my siblings under
my boot. [CHUCKLES]
285
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,021
[EVE MOANS]
286
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,556
So, Eve, have, um, you given any thought
287
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,777
as to, uh, what you'll be
doing while Maze is ruling?
288
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:41,818
[EXHALES] I'm gonna support
my girl in all her work.
289
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:45,624
She's gonna be the greatest queen ever.
290
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,699
[MAZIKEEN CHUCKLES]
291
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,124
That's great, but what will
that actually look like for you?
292
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,754
Will you also be "subjugating scum"?
293
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:59,126
[CHUCKLES] I don't know, I mean...
294
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,803
I'll figure it out when we get there.
295
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:02,882
Yeah.
296
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,800
- Huh. Okay. Uh...
- [MAZIKEEN AND EVE LAUGH]
297
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:09,926
Okay, well, it's time for appetizers.
I made deviled eggs.
298
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,345
- [EVE] Ooh, yeah!
- Let's do that. [CHUCKLES]
299
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,363
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
300
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,402
Miss Lopez, when do you
think we'll be wrapping up?
301
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,029
[SIGHS] I'm not sure.
302
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,445
I spoke with Magnar,
303
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,953
and he explained that for
this particular illusion,
304
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,956
only one of the dueling
sabers is actually sharp,
305
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,579
the one they use to cut
the apple with on stage.
306
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,337
- But this one was also sharp.
- [EXHALES]
307
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,800
Which means the killer prepared it,
totally premeditated.
308
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:47,302
Oh. Right, sorry, old habits.
Not your problem anymore.
309
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,466
No, now my problem is I know
about fake dueling sabers.
310
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,636
I need this over and done
with as quickly as possible
311
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,981
so Chloe and I can continue
our wonder-seeking date.
312
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,983
You guys are absolutely adorbs.
313
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,357
I really do miss you.
314
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,114
Family business, I get it.
315
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,025
You're in my prayers.
316
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,446
For what that's worth.
317
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,082
What do you mean, for what that's worth?
318
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,621
I thought that was worth
a lot to you, Miss Lopez.
319
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,415
Another crisis of faith?
320
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,501
Oh, no, that... that
was so two years ago.
321
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,045
I... I definitely still believe.
322
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,299
It's just...
323
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,801
[SIGHS]
324
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,643
Uh, okay, this might
sound absolutely crazy,
325
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,730
but lately, I've been praying a lot,
326
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,806
and it feels like nobody's listening.
327
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:43,356
Like the Big Guy's just
not there or something.
328
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,695
I know. It's so dodo-headed.
329
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,970
[CHUCKLES] I mean, like, as
if that could really happen,
330
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,011
right? No way!
331
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,420
[LAUGHS] Yes.
332
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,560
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- That would be dodo-headed.
333
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,792
So the act has a live chicken
and a live butterfly.
334
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,964
This is all very helpful.
335
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,632
[CHLOE SIGHS]
336
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,721
Hey, I haven't seen you
around here before.
337
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,341
I'm Keaton Call.
338
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,180
You probably know me from my
Instagram account, BroMagic69.
339
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,640
- I don't.
- Well, four million other people do.
340
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,686
Hey, if you wanna see the future
of magic, check out my profile.
341
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:22,191
- Okay.
- Hmm.
342
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,072
Yeah, I'll definitely do that.
343
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,279
You know, if Magnar had made me his
apprentice would still be alive.
344
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,493
Not saying that my work
saves lives, but... [LAUGHS]
345
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:32,993
So you know Magnar?
346
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,615
- Hmm.
- Huh?
347
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412
I was his apprentice before Jared.
348
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,079
Yeah.
349
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:39,502
Damn, Jared.
350
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,490
That could've been me getting stabbed,
351
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,211
if I hadn't discovered social media.
352
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,423
My problem is I'm an innovator.
I see the future.
353
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,625
All these other old fogies,
they're stuck in the past.
354
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,394
Meanwhile, my phone is
blowing up. AGT, Vegas.
355
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,639
[CHUCKLES] Magnar's climbing in
the coffins. I'm on a rocket. Yeah.
356
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,563
Wow, Magnar must be really
jealous of all your success.
357
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:02,902
You walking away and blowing up
while he stays a small, insider act.
358
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,150
Magnar, nah. He...
359
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,322
Look, a lot of people are
jealous of me, of course.
360
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,032
Are you kidding me? [LAUGHS]
361
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,242
Not Magnar. Magnar's a sweet old man.
362
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,992
- Me and him are still tight.
- Hmm.
363
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,124
At his pre-show ritual with him tonight,
364
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,951
we had a Magnar Mai Tai, the usual.
365
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,498
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh.
366
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,041
So you saw him arrive?
367
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,134
How close to showtime
does he have that drink?
368
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:30,590
He goes from the car to the
bar stool to the curtain.
369
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,470
Always has.
370
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,851
Hey, I really dig how into
talking to me you are.
371
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,388
It kind of feels like
we're already dating.
372
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,523
I mean, we're already
accessorizing alike.
373
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,600
What?
374
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,358
Have a good night.
375
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,113
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
376
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,235
- Uh, can I talk to you a second?
- Uh, sure, yes.
377
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,992
Uh, can you excuse me for just a moment?
378
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,121
What's up? Everything okay?
379
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,682
Yeah, yeah, so I think I
have an alibi for Magnar.
380
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,980
Another magician was with him
381
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,200
from the time he got here
until the start of the show.
382
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,050
You really need to talk
to him and see if...
383
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,297
Did you already talk to him?
384
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,669
I'm so sorry. You're a good
detective, just ignore me.
385
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,927
- I'm pretty okay.
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,178
Listen, I appreciate
the help. I really do.
387
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,011
- But you don't have to stay. Okay?
- [LUCIFER SIGHS]
388
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,598
Don't let this ruin your night.
Everything is under control.
389
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:25,063
That is good news. I'm sure it's
in very capable hands, Detective...
390
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,225
you.
391
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,773
So, shall we, Chloe? [CHUCKLES]
392
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,227
- [CHLOE] Yeah.
- [ELLA] Hold up.
393
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,447
I just confirmed. Jared was killed
sometime in the last two hours.
394
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,680
And no one's left since then.
395
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,180
So you should keep holding everybody.
396
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,056
And that door's the only way out.
397
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,202
Well, except for the secret passages.
398
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,463
No, that is a myth.
We talked to everyone.
399
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,249
Which means the killer
is still in the building.
400
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,503
Locked room mystery, you guys.
401
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,263
So, who's up for an all-nighter?
402
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,930
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [GASPS]
403
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,980
Jared was about to inherit,
from what I understand,
404
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,810
is a pretty legendary role in magic.
405
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,436
Did that create any jealousy?
406
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,574
Jealousy?
407
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,600
What, of Jared? Are you kidding?
408
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,280
It couldn't have happened
to a nicer guy.
409
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,180
And your relationship with him,
410
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,743
would you say it was free of conflict?
411
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,866
Mm-hmm. Jared was a great collaborator.
412
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,924
He was talking about helping me
develop my own stage show.
413
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,669
I've heard Jared described as
"well-liked." Would you agree?
414
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,381
Jared wasn't just well-liked,
he was respected.
415
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,632
Hell, even I can't deny
the guy had chops.
416
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,740
I've heard he was set to cash in
417
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,545
on some big Netflix series about Magnar.
418
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,426
And this is your first time here?
419
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,223
First time. Yes, yes.
420
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,096
[GASPS] Wait. Is there
anyone else new here?
421
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:49,880
Is that a clue? No, not that it's
my place to, um, ask anymore,
422
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,272
but is it?
423
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,820
So let's just start with
what you were doing
424
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,196
before the event this evening.
425
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,318
Oh, that's easy.
426
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,574
I was bribing a motorcycle cop.
427
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,032
You were bribing a police officer?
428
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,827
Indeed. Not for the first time.
429
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,640
If you ask him,
I'm sure he'll corroborate.
430
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,371
He's a bit of an over-sharer.
431
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,996
And up until recently, you
consulted for the LAPD?
432
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,214
- Mm-hmm.
- You also claim that you're the Devil?
433
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,295
Was the Devil.
434
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,219
God now. Well, nearly.
435
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,428
Tonight's event was a pretty intimate
one. How did you get an invite?
436
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,749
I've been a member here since
it first opened. [CHUCKLES]
437
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,803
In 1963.
438
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,305
Sounds about right.
439
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,018
And how old would you say you are again?
440
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:29,019
Well, time works very
differently in Hell, so...
441
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,186
probably have to go with ageless.
442
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,361
He's just sensitive about his age.
Even I don't know the real number.
443
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:38,451
And just out of curiosity, um,
how are you with swords?
444
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,198
Oh, a bit rusty.
445
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,580
Although I did recently defeat
a Yakuza boss in a duel.
446
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,039
And I did stab a man
through the heart once.
447
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,789
Well, that is quite the coincidence.
448
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,871
'Cause that is exactly
how Jared was killed.
449
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,247
Fascinating.
450
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,383
Though I used a demon
blade, this was a sword.
451
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,210
So not really relevant, I suppose.
452
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,050
It was all very complicated.
453
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,014
Best not to dwell.
454
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,592
♪ Bring out the Devil in me ♪
455
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,758
Hey. What did you say in there?
456
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,984
The truth. It's what I always
tell everyone. [CHUCKLES]
457
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,428
I know, and I love you for that,
458
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:10,949
but because of what you said to Carol,
459
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,598
that you're his number one suspect now.
460
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,056
What? That's absurd.
461
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,067
I'd never kill a magician.
462
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,149
I mean, a mentalist maybe,
but not an artist like Jared.
463
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,736
Well, I know that, and you know that,
464
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,281
but Carol, he's by the book.
465
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,084
He's not gonna let you
off on my word alone,
466
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,406
so I really think there's
only one thing we can do.
467
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,480
Go home, have sex, fall asleep
468
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,157
and never think about
him again? [LAUGHS]
469
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,168
No, solve this case on our own.
470
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:35,876
What?
471
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,005
[CAROL] Your alibi checked out.
472
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:42,088
Yeah, motorcycle cop called
and confirmed your story.
473
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,335
[LUCIFER] Ah.
474
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,967
- Really?
- [CAROL] Yeah.
475
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,893
I mean, he's been suspended now,
but you're no longer a suspect.
476
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,933
Well, that's... that's great.
477
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,855
Carol, I just got some
really juicy gossip.
478
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,688
- Well, it's actually a clue.
- Hmm.
479
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,120
God, isn't it just so interesting
480
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,823
how there's always so
much insider-y drama,
481
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,080
no matter what the industry?
Even the toy industry,
482
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,119
- they have spies.
- Toy industry.
483
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,034
Give us one second, please.
484
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,775
- Ella. What's the clue?
- Oh.
485
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,487
Right, so,
486
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,140
the club books rooms in
their hotel for its acts
487
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,579
- when they come perform.
- [CAROL] Right.
488
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:16,171
But assistant Erika didn't
get booked in her own room.
489
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,190
- And...
- Really?
490
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,840
... when victim Jared
ordered room service,
491
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,339
it was charged on Erika's...
492
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,053
- Her credit card.
- ... credit card.
493
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,093
So they're having an affair
that she didn't disclose to me.
494
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,348
- May be time to talk to her again.
- Think so.
495
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,770
- Thank you.
- Sure.
496
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,477
Wow.
497
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,524
This is just fantastic.
498
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,526
I mean, look at this,
everything is so elaborate,
499
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:45,069
and it actually got me thinking. [SIGHS]
500
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,775
This is what I'm going to do.
501
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,986
[CHUCKLES] What? Go way
too hard on food puns?
502
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,288
No. Dinner parties.
503
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,582
Just parties of all kinds.
You know, like I did in the Silver City.
504
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,797
You could rule Hell, and I
could run the social calendar.
505
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,759
I can meet everyone,
and I can, you know,
506
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,390
just, um, bring in all the happiness
507
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:09,420
and fun and good times.
You know. [SNAPPING FINGERS]
508
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,927
Hell could definitely use some of that.
509
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,407
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Honey,
510
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:17,194
who are you going to bring fun to?
511
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,610
The tortured, damned souls?
512
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:20,899
Uh, yeah.
513
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,612
[LINDA] Well, it's not
just damned souls, right?
514
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,614
It's your siblings too, Maze.
515
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:29,156
That's right. That's right,
thank you, Linda.
516
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,201
I get to hang out with
your family. Amazing!
517
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,280
Yeah. No. They're
walking-talking garbage.
518
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,768
I'm keeping you far away from them.
519
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,565
[EVE] So...
520
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:46,263
just so I'm clear, what is it that
you picture me doing exactly?
521
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:49,261
Just cleaning and cooking for just you?
522
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,604
'Cause that sounds
incredibly lonely, Maze.
523
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,351
[MAZIKEEN] I'm not enough for you?
524
00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:56,500
Not at all. Don't twist my words.
525
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,273
You always do this when you're angry.
526
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,751
[MAZIKEEN] You're telling
me I make you feel lonely!
527
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,110
I mean, how twisted is that?
528
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,649
I'm joining the police force!
529
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,029
- What?
- [AMENADIEL] Yeah.
530
00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:09,500
I've been in the police
academy for a while now,
531
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,992
and it's, uh, going well.
532
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,414
Dan's parting gift. He put
the application in for me.
533
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,623
That's great. But we
should get back to Maze...
534
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,414
[MAZIKEEN] Why the hell
didn't you tell me?
535
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:20,037
I guess I just wanted to see how,
536
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,165
you know, everything was
gonna work out first,
537
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,524
and... and honestly,
538
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,962
I thought that you would do
nothing but make fun of me.
539
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,047
Oh, I will.
540
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,142
This is the greatest gift
you have ever given me.
541
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,218
[SOFTLY] Thank you.
542
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,471
- [SIGHS]
- You're welcome.
543
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,470
Congratulations. I'm so happy for you.
544
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,727
Go ahead. Tell us all about the academy.
545
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,309
- [MAZIKEEN] Mm-hmm.
- [AMENADIEL] Oh, well...
546
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,067
Erika, I'm a little confused.
547
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,939
You neglected to tell me that
you were in a relationship
548
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,030
with the victim.
549
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,440
Well, it's not that confusing.
550
00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:54,388
I didn't tell you because
it makes me look bad.
551
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,789
Why would it make you look bad?
Everyone I talked to loved Jared.
552
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,711
Yeah. Right.
553
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:00,959
Mr. Popular?
554
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,501
With the guys, maybe.
555
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:06,554
I don't know if you know this,
but magic is a huge boys' club.
556
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,880
I really thought Jared was different.
557
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,128
I thought he saw my talent.
558
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,498
He made you promises, didn't he?
559
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,103
Jared told me that he
would produce my solo act.
560
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,811
But once Magnar made
the decision to retire,
561
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,151
suddenly Jared wasn't talking
about my career anymore.
562
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,649
And that is why you thought
it would make you look bad.
563
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:29,191
Angry sidepiece, tossed away as
soon as the dead guy hits it big.
564
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,028
You're gonna tell me
that doesn't look bad?
565
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,159
- What are you doing?
- [GASPS]
566
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,907
He thinks it's her.
567
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,366
I hope it bloody is so we can
finally get on with our date.
568
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,247
No, something isn't adding up.
I can feel it in my gut.
569
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,665
Well, maybe your gut hasn't
been receiving its emails,
570
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,224
but the rest of you is retired.
This is Carl's job now.
571
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,260
Carol.
572
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,298
- What?
- Carol.
573
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,934
Really? Ew.
574
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,680
Lucifer, he's got the wrong person.
575
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,602
We have to solve this, or an
innocent woman might go to jail.
576
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,725
Oh.
577
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,725
Ella, did we get any physical
evidence off the body?
578
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,817
Oh, actually, I can't really
get into that right now.
579
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,913
Ugh, Decker, this is killing me,
but you're not on the team anymore.
580
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,700
Miss Lopez makes an excellent point.
581
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:20,703
We are here seeking wonder,
not truth. Remember? Uh... Ooh!
582
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:24,327
Look, that man just pulled a card
out of nowhere. Wondrous.
583
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,166
Oh, did you check the victim's clothing
584
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,301
for any secret compartments,
pockets, anything?
585
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:30,900
Right, because it's not
just about checking
586
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,168
for normal dead-guy stuff.
587
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,837
It's about checking for
magician dead-guy stuff.
588
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,020
Oh, man, I could totally
do a panel on this
589
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,756
at the next Forensicon. Brilliant!
590
00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:40,177
[CHLOE] Nice.
591
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,546
You're really helping with this
investigation, aren't you?
592
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,939
Well, it's like you said.
I'm a truth-seeker.
593
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,560
Chloe, I know you miss
being a detective,
594
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,647
but we're at a different
stage of our lives now.
595
00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:51,640
Well, are we? I mean, you just told me
596
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:53,507
that you've delayed
the next stage again.
597
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,740
Look, this isn't easy on me either.
598
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:00,828
I'm starting a new day job, in Heaven,
and the commute daily, alone.
599
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,220
- Understood.
- Right,
600
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,000
and all I'm trying to say is that
601
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,260
I just think that there might
be some deeper reasons
602
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,438
behind these excuses
603
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,419
and that maybe we
should talk about them.
604
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:12,052
- 'Cause you can't put this off forever.
- [ELLA] Bingo!
605
00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:13,631
- Sort of.
- [CLICKS]
606
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,654
I found a bead.
607
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:18,644
Tucked up in a secret pocket,
like you said, up in his sleeve.
608
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,770
But Magnar's costume doesn't
have any beadwork on it,
609
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,768
so maybe this is just part of a trick?
610
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:25,980
No. It's not magic.
611
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,376
It's good police work. I think
we may have cracked the case.
612
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:33,147
Uh, care to clue in the actual
police person on what that means?
613
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,864
No? Cool.
614
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,324
- [LUCIFER SIGHS]
- Huh?
615
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:39,872
Miss Lopez, a question.
616
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,449
I don't have a thing for Carol
at all. I don't think he's cute.
617
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,945
- That wasn't the question.
- Oh.
618
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,577
When you said you didn't feel
God's presence anymore...
619
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,496
I mean, is that such a bad thing?
620
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,344
Uh, yeah, dude.
621
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:53,959
I mean, being ever-present
is God's whole thing.
622
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,127
That's what makes the
Big Guy the Big Guy.
623
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,337
He's always there.
624
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,586
Right, but surely he can't be
always there. [CHUCKLING]
625
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,677
I mean, doesn't God have
personal matters to attend to?
626
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:07,345
The odd round of golf or
spending time with loved ones?
627
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,185
That's the best part.
He's not like you and me.
628
00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,691
We are all God's loved ones.
629
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,694
And no matter what he's doing,
630
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:19,625
the only thing, the only
thing that God cares about
631
00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:21,470
is caring about us.
632
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,911
Not the only thing.
He did quite like NCIS.
633
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,253
[ELLA] It doesn't matter who
you are or what you've done,
634
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:30,459
if you are Mr. Rogers or some
sleazeball Internet troll,
635
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,837
he is there for everyone.
636
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,881
Or at least, he's supposed to be.
637
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,005
- Indeed.
- [SIGHS]
638
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:41,142
We're already accessorizing alike.
639
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,759
What's that on your wrist?
640
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,056
[GASPS]
641
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,559
Yeah, what is that on her wrist?
642
00:28:49,070 --> 00:28:50,097
[HESITATES]
643
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,806
We found a bead from one of
your bracelets on Jared's body.
644
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,857
Your actual bracelet. Not one
of the cheap, plastic handouts.
645
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,152
What are you talking about?
646
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,986
Maybe you lost it in the struggle?
647
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:03,241
Whoa, chill out, Nancy Drew.
Why would I wanna hurt Jared?
648
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:05,204
I already told you I didn't
wanna be Magnar.
649
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,195
Wonderful. Can you please?
650
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,714
- Ugh.
- Thank you.
651
00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:12,789
When in Rome. Tell me, Duran Duran...
652
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,803
what is it you truly desire?
653
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,585
I...
654
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,094
I wanna be Magnar. [GULPS]
655
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:22,933
Do you?
656
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,051
Uh... [HESITATES]
657
00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:29,517
Okay, fine, I've always
wanted to be Magnar, but...
658
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,231
[SIGHS] ... the truth is I'm
not cut out for the stage.
659
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,783
Do you know how many viewing
angles you have to cover?
660
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,568
Instagram, man, it's way easier.
661
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,701
You just set up the camera
in the perfect angle,
662
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,239
do it as many times as you
need, let the likes pour in.
663
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,533
Oh, so, I see. You weren't a good
enough magician to be like Magnar.
664
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,658
Hey, hey, I'm a great magician...
665
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,655
on Instagram.
666
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,210
You know what?
667
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,550
[CHUCKLES] That's okay.
668
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,631
You know what? You should've thought
of that before you killed Jared.
669
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,517
Turn around. You're under
arrest. Turn around.
670
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,644
[CAROL] Miss Decker!
671
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,600
Can I talk to you for a second?
672
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:15,063
So Uncle Hanjobadiel,
the angel of giving,
673
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,526
left us with the gift of
a $4,000 plumbing bill.
674
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,938
- [LAUGHING]
- Oh, my God.
675
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,947
Well, that's just the kind
of thing that happens
676
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,989
when you have hundreds of
celestial family members.
677
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:31,872
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Eve. I didn't
mean to bring up a sore subject.
678
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,959
I know how complicated it is between
you and your family, Maze.
679
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:40,763
It's complicated enough when humans
meet their partners' families,
680
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,089
but when it's celestial,
it's so much bigger.
681
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,780
It really bothers me that you
don't want me spending time
682
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,390
with your family.
683
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,186
Maze, it's important to
discuss these issues.
684
00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:56,900
And it's important to eat
this ice cream torture cake
685
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,530
- before it melts.
- I don't want to talk about Hell!
686
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,901
- Maze.
- Linda.
687
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,066
Amenadiel.
688
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,323
- Linda.
- Stop.
689
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,025
I don't wanna talk about it
because I don't wanna go!
690
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,040
You don't want to go to Hell?
691
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,083
Look, I hate to disappoint you.
692
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:21,796
I know how excited you are for me
to be queen, but I like it here.
693
00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:28,932
[LAUGHS] I don't wanna
go to Hell either.
694
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:29,992
[LAUGHS]
695
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,723
I just thought going home
would make you happy.
696
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:35,097
I don't need to go home to be happy.
697
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,644
You're my Hell.
698
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,272
I love bounty hunting here.
699
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,605
It's so much better when
they're still alive, you know.
700
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,211
You can really feel the fear. [LAUGHS]
701
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,696
Fear! I know. That's...
I love that part too.
702
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:48,738
And I love what we do after even more.
703
00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:50,063
- [MAZIKEEN] Yes!
- [EVE LAUGHS]
704
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,124
Yeah, I love you. I love our
life. I could do this forever.
705
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,503
- Forever?
- Yeah. I could marry you tomorrow.
706
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,580
Okay.
707
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:02,214
Uh, I mean, not tomorrow, but...
708
00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:06,007
uh, yeah, hell, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
709
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,130
- [GASPS]
- Did we just get engaged?
710
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,927
- [GASPS]
- [EVE LAUGHING] Oh, my God!
711
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,475
[BOTH LAUGH AND SHOUT]
712
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:19,309
[EVE LAUGHING] Oh, my God!
713
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,975
- Oh, my God. Oh, I love you.
- [MOUTHS] Thank you.
714
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,781
Aww.
715
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,370
[CHATTERING]
716
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,591
Miss Decker, with all due respect,
717
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,129
I cannot have you tampering
with this investigation.
718
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,319
Mm-hmm, and with all due respect,
719
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,973
I think I just found
your killer for you.
720
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,140
- He had motive, opportunity...
- And an alibi.
721
00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:54,120
He was performing magic
for several women
722
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,828
during the window of time of the murder,
723
00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,308
and they all have the
bracelets to prove it.
724
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,809
Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika.
725
00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,566
I saw her body language
when you interrogated her.
726
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,069
She was sad, resigned,
but she wasn't angry.
727
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:10,111
I agree. And she also has a bracelet.
728
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,446
Miss Decker. Chloe.
729
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,279
I am in a tough situation here.
730
00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,708
Now, you and I both know that
the killer is still in this room,
731
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,868
but I have no clues,
and I have no leads,
732
00:33:20,950 --> 00:33:22,855
and I cannot hold everyone here
733
00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,787
on the basis of suspicion
alone much longer.
734
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,340
While I do not appreciate you
running a parallel investigation
735
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,633
for the entire evening...
736
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:35,345
I would truly appreciate
your thoughts now.
737
00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:39,232
Oh, of course, um...
738
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,598
So if the killer isn't Keaton,
the bead had to be planted.
739
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,339
The killer had to know
how to get the right kind,
740
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:46,528
not the cheap plastic.
741
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,755
So it's premeditated.
742
00:33:47,770 --> 00:33:49,186
- It's a frame job.
- [CHLOE] Right.
743
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,477
Which means the killer wanted
to remove Magnar's current
744
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,197
and former apprentice too,
but the question is why.
745
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,197
The Magnar name.
It's worth a lot of money.
746
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,536
I heard a lot of whispers about
a media deal in the works.
747
00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,903
But when I asked Magnar about
it, he said he'd never sell.
748
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,706
He said Jared would never sell either.
749
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,713
[CHLOE] Wait, so if Magnar won't sell,
750
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:09,705
- and neither would Jared...
- [CAROL] Right.
751
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,757
... how did this deal get done?
I mean, who benefits?
752
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,261
Wait, what kind of law did you
say the son practices? [GASPS]
753
00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:20,427
- [ALAN] No, back up, buddy.
- [CLAMORING]
754
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,110
Okay, everybody.
755
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,648
Let's all stay cool.
756
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,606
[ALAN] Oh, cool? You know what's cool?
757
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,656
A billion dollar franchise is cool.
758
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,870
But no! Magic's not cool.
It's art, right, Dad?
759
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,740
Is that what this is about? Money?
760
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,975
It's about your legacy!
I was gonna help you
761
00:34:41,990 --> 00:34:43,510
bring it into every home in the world,
762
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,079
but instead, you cut me
out and anointed Jared
763
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,967
to honor the traditions
and all that bullshit.
764
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,699
- [CHLOE] That's what happened with Jared?
- Mm-hmm.
765
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,750
He wouldn't play ball
with your media deal?
766
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:52,879
Oh, the deal was done.
767
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:56,005
All Jared had to do was sign
and cash checks. But not Jared!
768
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,854
He's just as stubborn
as the last Magnar!
769
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,350
Wait. So you sharpened a sword
that was supposed to be dull
770
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,392
and you framed Keaton 'cause you
knew that he'd be next in line?
771
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,940
And because of his media savvy,
772
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,668
you knew he could make
a deal of his own?
773
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,438
[ALAN SHUDDERING]
774
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,239
This is all your fault.
775
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,985
Every bit of this is your fault.
776
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,322
You and your selfishness!
777
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:18,826
[LAUGHS] Selfishness?
778
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,830
All you ever cared about was
your own greed and desire.
779
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,042
You are the one who's selfish.
780
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,633
He doesn't care about the consequences
and look at what you've done!
781
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,419
You are not worthy of
your father's legacy!
782
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,094
[CAROL] Think about it, Alan.
783
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:35,842
Just drop the knife. You know
there's no way out of here.
784
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,179
- [CHLOE GASPS]
- That's where you're wrong.
785
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,179
I may not be a magician...
786
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,640
but I grew up here.
787
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,311
- [CHLOE WHIMPERS]
- No! No!
788
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,976
- [CAROL] Damn it.
- [LUCIFER] No! No!
789
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,588
Find me something to pry this open with!
790
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,817
[ELLA] Oh! That door! Now! Hurry!
791
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,278
[DOOR BREAKING]
792
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:57,946
[CAROL EXHALES]
793
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:02,951
Chloe!
794
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:09,708
Chloe!
795
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,172
Chloe!
796
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,507
If you harm one hair on her head,
I swear I will break every...
797
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,926
[GRUNTS]
798
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,563
- What...
- [CHLOE PANTING]
799
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,859
[BOTH GASP]
800
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,404
[LUCIFER] Amenadiel's necklace.
801
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,411
You kept it.
802
00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:42,529
[CHLOE] It helped me survive
an angel-demon war,
803
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,287
so I thought it might
come in handy again.
804
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,789
[SCOFFS] So, just to be clear,
you were never actually in danger,
805
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,793
and you could've gotten
away at any moment.
806
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,418
[CHUCKLES] Well, we needed a confession.
807
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,263
[LAUGHS]
808
00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,181
[SIGHS]
809
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:05,974
Once the detective, always
the detective. [CHUCKLES]
810
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,016
Yeah.
811
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,605
[LUCIFER] To being right.
812
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,268
Because I solved the case?
813
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,817
No, because I was right about
the secret passageways.
814
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,901
[BOTH LAUGH]
815
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,986
Well, correct me if I'm wrong,
816
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:28,195
but I thought I put that in
my safe with Azrael's blade.
817
00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:31,785
- Yeah. You did.
- Hmm.
818
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,455
I shouldn't have taken it.
819
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:35,673
Why did you?
820
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,131
[SIGHS] It's kind of hard to explain.
821
00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:41,060
After so many years of being a cop
822
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,385
and walking around every day armed,
823
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:49,430
I just felt weirdly naked without
a way to defend myself.
824
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:52,057
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
taken it without asking you.
825
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,734
- You can have that back.
- [SIGHS]
826
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,002
Well, as much as I enjoy
the mental image
827
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,943
of you walking around weirdly naked...
828
00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,185
- [CHUCKLES]
- ... you should keep it.
829
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:03,526
Especially since we'll be here
on Earth a little longer.
830
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,540
Lucifer, I heard what you
said to Magnar's son.
831
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:11,577
And you have to understand,
you are not the same as him.
832
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,174
- [SCOFFS]
- You are worthy of your father's legacy.
833
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:17,341
This isn't so much an issue of worth.
834
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,800
It's... [INHALES]
835
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:21,379
... more an issue of job description.
836
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:26,258
God needs to be selfless. He needs
to care about all of humanity.
837
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:28,758
[HESITATES]
838
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,178
You... you died for me. What
could be more selfless than that?
839
00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,148
Well, you see, that's just it.
840
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,358
I love you, Chloe Decker.
841
00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,816
I'd do anything for you.
842
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,441
Except give you up.
843
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:43,737
Give us up.
844
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,613
What do you mean?
845
00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:50,400
Well, much as I claim to know
what will happen to me
846
00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,544
when I become God, I don't.
847
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,578
I'm scared.
848
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,382
I'm scared of...
849
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,212
what it'll mean for us.
850
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,920
Well, I'm not scared.
851
00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:07,967
- I love you too, Lucifer Morningstar.
- [EXHALES]
852
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,684
And I have faith that
you'll figure this out.
853
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,675
- You do?
- Yeah.
854
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,489
So... [SIGHS]
855
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:31,038
... are we gonna talk about it?
856
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:33,038
Yeah, I know. [LAUGHING]
857
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,500
The hellfire queso was
a disaster. [LAUGHS]
858
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,001
I think everyone was trying
to be so polite about it,
859
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:41,464
but I saw Maze dump hers
in the spider plant.
860
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,974
- We're not talking about the queso.
- No.
861
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:51,973
I mean how you spent the entire night
862
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,846
probing and prodding at Maze
and Eve's relationship issues.
863
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:59,154
I was just encouraging them to work
through some unresolved issues.
864
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,940
Uh-huh. And why were you doing that?
865
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,573
Because I'm a good friend.
866
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,819
And an even better therapist.
I mean, you saw.
867
00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:08,620
From almost broken up to
engaged over a single dinner.
868
00:40:08,650 --> 00:40:09,873
I mean... [LAUGHS]
869
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,489
I should put that on my website.
870
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:15,115
Linda, you are a great therapist,
and you did help them.
871
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,204
You did.
872
00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:18,980
But you see, I wonder if some of that
873
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,629
was maybe for your own benefit as well?
874
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,553
Well, maybe...
875
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,547
you're not so bad a therapist yourself.
876
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,056
- [CHUCKLES]
- Okay, I admit.
877
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,059
I admit it, but after God himself
has been on my couch,
878
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,102
it's very difficult to go back
to normal problems.
879
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,936
It's like, "Okay, I'm sorry you slept
with your yoga teacher, again."
880
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,612
- [LAUGHS]
- But I helped saved the universe.
881
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,152
So you thought you would get a rush
882
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:49,945
from some celestial therapy one
last time before they head south?
883
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,408
Linda.
884
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,452
[SIGHS]
885
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,080
Yeah, listen, uh...
886
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:04,590
nobody understands better than me
how earthly things can feel small.
887
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,879
I mean, I was a warrior angel,
fighting for the Silver City,
888
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:12,636
and now, I'm in training
to be a beat cop.
889
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,510
- Okay?
- [BOTH LAUGH]
890
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,308
But you wanna know what I've learned?
891
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,892
What?
892
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:23,187
[CLICKS TONGUE] No problem is too small.
893
00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,572
Whatever good deed you do in the world,
894
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:30,109
whether it's helping
someone on your block, or...
895
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,160
I don't know, throwing
some elaborate dinner party
896
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:35,430
for your friends...
897
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:39,780
you are just as much of a hero
as you are fighting a war
898
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,210
for the throne of Heaven.
899
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:43,670
Every act matters.
900
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:52,551
That's very insightful.
901
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,889
But I don't know if I'm there yet.
902
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,942
Or if I ever will be.
903
00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:39,604
[WINGS FLAP]
904
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,397
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
905
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,674
[DAN] Ooh!
906
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:09,752
- Out!
- Are you kidding?
907
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:11,195
- Yes, it is.
- That was totally in!
908
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,803
You were going for the head.
You were going here.
909
00:43:13,882 --> 00:43:15,132
[LUCIFER] What's the score?
910
00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,257
[DAN] Hey, there you
are, buddy, what's up?
911
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,434
[EXHALES, RUBS HANDS TOGETHER]
912
00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:20,723
What's the plan this time?
913
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,192
I'm... I'm sorry, Daniel. [SIGHS]
914
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,731
I can't think of anything new.
I've just come to check in.
915
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,727
Check in? [CHUCKLES]
916
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,817
On what?
917
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:34,985
Nothing's changed.
918
00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,700
I'm still in Hell. It still sucks.
Belios still sucks.
919
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,741
Ping-pong is not his game, dude.
920
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,485
- [LUCIFER SCOFFS]
- Hey. I'm getting better.
921
00:43:42,570 --> 00:43:44,220
It's been almost a thousand years here,
922
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,685
and you still can't keep a volley going.
923
00:43:45,686 --> 00:43:47,916
Daniel, I have commanded the
demons to not torture you.
924
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,710
You are the first soul
ever in this "purgatory."
925
00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:54,295
[SIGHS] I've invented an
entirely new afterlife for you,
926
00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:57,181
so I apologize if Belios'
serve isn't up to snuff.
927
00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:59,719
It's more my backhand that's weak.
928
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,522
- [DAN SIGHS]
- [LUCIFER GROANS]
929
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,440
Look. I'm sorry.
930
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,556
I know you're the one stuck here.
931
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,775
You know, I've tried every door.
932
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:16,568
[LAUGHS] Hell, I even tried the
one that guy Lee walks through.
933
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,614
Well, Lee's door was a
metaphor for his own guilt.
934
00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:20,367
I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer.
935
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,905
Right.
936
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,833
And I know that we're all tortured
by our own guilt down here.
937
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:29,173
But you know as well as I do that
I've dealt with all my guilt.
938
00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,288
So why am I still here?
939
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,860
Why was that guy able
to make it into Heaven
940
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,013
and literally no one else?
941
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,091
Why not me?
942
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:41,260
I don't know.
943
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,055
Well, it seems pretty simple to me.
944
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,270
Just stop screwing around and go be God.
945
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,401
- [EXHALES]
- Then you can just, like, beam me up.
946
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,108
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel,
we have been through this.
947
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,149
If I act against your wishes,
948
00:44:54,230 --> 00:44:55,960
no matter how unconscious those are,
949
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:57,993
then that is the end of free will,
950
00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,200
which I cannot do.
951
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,079
You know what, man?
952
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:07,328
Every time you come down
here, you give me hope.
953
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,418
And every time...
954
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:11,834
you disappoint me.
955
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,631
You let me down.
956
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,551
[LUCIFER EXHALES]
957
00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:16,759
You know what that is?
958
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,257
That's torture.
959
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:20,883
Daniel.
960
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,256
Don't come back here unless
you actually have the answer.
961
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:27,845
As you wish.
962
00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:30,734
[HUFFS]
963
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:36,187
[THUNDER CRASHES]
964
00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:37,775
Did you see that?
965
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,739
That's never happened before.
966
00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,530
You think it means something?
967
00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:45,199
I doubt it.
968
00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:51,496
Nothing ever changes around here.
969
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:55,252
["DIRTY HANDS" BY KENDRA DANTES PLAYING]
970
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:58,585
♪ Look in my eyes, they lie ♪
971
00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:01,302
♪ Went to Hell a couple times ♪
972
00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:06,933
♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil ♪
♪ I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪
973
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:11,524
♪ I've gone mad,
don't try to understand ♪
974
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:18,026
♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil ♪
♪ I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪
975
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,688
♪ I've gone mad ♪