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(TYLOR SINGING) Donuts, got my donuts...
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Oh, hey, morning, Giant Eye.
I... (STAMMERING)
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You know what?
Wait, hold on, hold on. Um...
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After the whole audition
disaster with Ms. Flint,
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the jokester thing...
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It's not gonna happen.
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And, you know, between you and me,
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I just never really felt
like I've, uh, fit in here,
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if you know what I mean?
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Never mind, forget it.
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Today is a new day. Let's, uh, move on.
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Keep our eye on the ball,
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because today I am going
to be the perfect MIFTer!
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(LAUGHS)
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Great, okay, nice moment. Uh...
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Here ya go. Can you
chew with your eyelid?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Good morning, MIFTers!
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To start the day off right,
I brought donuts.
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- (GASPS)
- Duncan! Donuts!
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(TORCH FIRE FLARES)
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- (ALL SIGH)
- (CUTTER WHISTLES)
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- That was close.
- TYLOR: Sorry.
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Should I have gotten bagels instead?
That seemed a little...
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No, no, we love donuts.
But David doesn't.
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DUNCAN: David didn't!
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- David?
- David doesn't!
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David didn't do donuts.
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David. You mean the hair-in-the-jar guy?
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The hair doesn't like donuts? Huh!
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It's almost nine o'clock sharp.
Line up. We don't wanna miss him.
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VAL: Double T, hurry!
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TYLOR: Right, yeah, okay, let's do it.
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I'm gonna do whatever
it is that we're all doin'.
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I am on board for that thing, so...
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CUTTER: And three, two, one...
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Door!
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Good morning, David!
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Davey... Lookin' good, pal.
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Hey, how's my favorite
underling? Up top!
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David! You were right, absence
does make the heart grow fonder.
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Say hi to David.
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Oh! Right. Yeah. Uh...
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Hey, David.
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It's, uh, good to see you.
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Have a seat, David. There you go.
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Comfy-cozy? Good, let's begin.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- (FRITZ HUMS)
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- (MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
- Today we celebrate David Day. Why?
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Because David was all
we could ask for from a MIFTer,
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reliable and honest.
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Is reliable and honest.
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- And he was...
- Is.
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Always ready with his unique
and wise words of...
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(STAMMERING)
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- DUNCAN: Profundity.
- Profanity!
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Such as, "Live and learn",
or, "Haste makes waste",
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or, "No parking Wednesdays,
12:00 to 2:00".
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Believe that one's a road sign.
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David, there will always be
a special part of you here with us.
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Aw, his spirit.
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No! His hair.
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9:26 a.m., on this day, four years ago,
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he was pulled into the shredder shaft.
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(MIMICKING SHREDDER SHAFT)
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DUNCAN: No more David.
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So they say. But I believe
he's still with us.
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All that was left,
a clump of pinkish hair.
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DUNCAN: David.
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David had luxuriant, healthy,
well-moisturized and conditioned,
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glossy, glowing, well-groomed,
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so naturally, thick and full of body,
and completely lovely hair.
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And now, before we light
the Candle of Remembrance,
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we must all
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not get haircuts.
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FRITZ: Hmm. Yeah, Francine.
You know what?
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Don't take anything off the sides.
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Why don't we just
leave it the way it is?
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She's, uh, just cutting the air.
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Right. It's "not a haircut".
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Ah, so, we're all just here
to not get haircuts.
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- You get it.
- Got it.
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David never cut his hair. This is
our way of showing our respect.
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He was really the perfect MIFTer, huh?
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Yeah, think of everything
that you are, College Boy,
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then think of the opposite.
That was David.
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Oh, now, Duncan,
Ty-Ty here, he could be the one.
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What? To replace David?
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Sure! I know he's
as devoted to us as David was.
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Ha! I laugh. Ty-Ty is no David.
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Yeah, David once
repaired 28 door stations
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in a single day. Boom-bam!
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Perfect attendance.
Never sick. Never late.
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Boom-bam!
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One week, he worked 368 hours straight
without taking a break.
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- Boom-bam!
- There isn't that many hours in a week.
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BOTH: It was a leap week.
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Whoa! If this not-haircut haircut's
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gonna take so long to not cut my hair,
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I'll have to get back down
to the office and feed Roto.
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Yeah, and come to think of it
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I forgot to remove the regulator
off the canister down in the shop.
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I'll take care of it. You guys
keep not getting your haircut.
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I'll feed Roto, take
care of the canister,
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and then we can all light the candle
before the day is done.
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(SUSPICIOUSLY) You sure you're reliable?
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Those are some big, hairy shoes to fill.
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Of course he is.
This is a chance for Ty-Ty
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to show us that he's as reliable
and honest as David was.
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TYLOR: Hey, Roto. Come on.
Hey, there, buddy.
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- Got a yummy treat for ya.
- (ROTO GROWLS AND BARKS)
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(ROTO SNARLS)
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Fine. Here. Whatever. I tried.
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I gotta get Cutter's canister anyway.
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(MUMBLING AND GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh. How did you... Okay.
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It's okay. Don't move. Come on.
Not gonna hurt ya.
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Oh! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. Don't...
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(INHALES AND SIGHS)
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Hey, buddy, come on, Roto.
What do you say you come out and...
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- (ROTO CHOMPS)
- (YELLS)
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You little vermin ball!
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- (GROWLS)
- No, no, no, no, no! Drop it! Drop it.
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No. Hey.
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No. Do not swallow.
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- Roto! Roto!
- (YELPS)
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Come back here!
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(YELLS)
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(PANTING)
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David's hair means everything to them.
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And if I lose it, they are
never gonna forgive me,
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and they won't accept me
as a part of MIFT.
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- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- I need that hair!
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(GRUNTING)
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(ROTO YELLING)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, Francine, you're a true artiste.
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Careful, you know, just
watch the eye stalks.
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(CHUCKLES) They're bleedy.
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Hey, guys! Hey! Just want to
let you know everything is good.
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- Of course it's good.
- Super good. Good. I'll see you later.
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- Why wouldn't it be good, good, good?
- Any problems?
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No. No! No, no problems.
Why would you even ask that?
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And Roto?
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- What about him?
- Did he eat?
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Oh, yeah, yes, yeah, no.
Yeah, for sure. He ate.
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Was he a good boy?
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Yes...
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See? Didn't I tell ya he was reliable?
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- Yeah. Well, yes... No...
- You okay?
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- (LAUGHING) I'm okay. Why would you...
- You don't seem okay.
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Yeah, no. I'm okay, okay?
I'm super okay.
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It's like that Origins of Fear class,
you didn't have your homework...
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The thing is, I need to go to the...
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Bathroom.
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Number three or number four?
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I'm not... It could be a while.
It's a stomach thing.
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Oh. Number four.
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I had barfolo wings for lunch yesterday,
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so trust me, (LAUGHS)
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you don't wanna know the details. Bye.
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Yeah. Definitely number four.
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This isn't a problem, Tylor.
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You're reliable, all right?
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All you gotta do is find Roto
and get that hair back.
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All right, buddy? Just somehow
you gotta get that hair back.
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Attention Monsters, Inc. employees,
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have a safe and hairy David Day.
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Oh! Oh! Look at this! Look at that.
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That's crazy. You know, I've always
wanted trampoline lessons.
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You know, it's cheaper if you
use Goopon. Much better deal.
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You're standing in front
of the coffee screamer.
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Uh, oh! Right, right. Uh, sorry.
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Uh...
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There ya go.
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Thanks.
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Okay, cool, yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, yeah, good call, good call.
I could use a snack too.
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Yeah, awesome.
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Hey, Roze. I finished
my paperwork early this week.
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You're a doll, Gary.
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And color-coded for
your filing pleasure.
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ROZE: Such a charmer.
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- GARY: That's right. (CHUCKLES)
- (GASPS)
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GARY: Charm school. Top of my class.
TYLOR: Jackpot!
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Can I help you?
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Help me? No. Well, yes. No. Well...
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Look, I was just...
Somebody left their purse here.
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I was trying to find out whose it was.
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Could be Rivera's, actually.
You know, the "R".
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Hey, Josh! Is this your purse?
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No, mine has a "J".
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What are you really up to?
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(SIGHS) Okay. Look,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
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I've been trying my best to be
a really good MIFTer lately, but, uh...
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You know, I'm trying to
be honest and reliable.
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But I keep letting them down
and now I'm kinda in this situation
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where, long story short,
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I gotta get a lock of your hair.
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Huh?
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- I'm calling security.
- No.
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No. You don't need to...
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother you.
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(SNARLS)
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Bye.
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Roto, wait! Wait, wait,
wait, wait... Roto!
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Double T! There you are. You okay?
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Uh, hey! Yeah, sure, yeah, I'm fine,
fine. Why would you ask?
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You had the barfolo wings.
So, you know...
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Right, the stomach thing.
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Yeah, feelin' much better now,
thanks for asking. Yeah.
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You can come to lunch. Cosmic!
We'll have lunch with David.
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No! No! We don't want to go
down there and bother him.
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We're not gonna bother him.
We're gonna meet him.
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Where he always has lunch.
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Whoa!
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Attention all employees,
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- the Door Division has been unhinged...
- (VAL HUMMING)
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... due to a temporary power outage.
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Annual David lunch?
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Want a sandwich? We've got roast beast,
we've got ham and sleaze...
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Thanks, but had a big breakfast.
Stench toast.
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So, David had lunch in the hallway?
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Has lunch in the hallway.
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Yes! He used to eat his lunch
in the hallway on the way to a repair.
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David? Yeah, yeah. He had great hair.
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- From tip to toe.
- I used to have hair.
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Speaking of David's hair, how'd
you manage to get some of it?
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Found it in the shredder shaft.
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Right, the shredder shaft.
Yeah, you mentioned that before.
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So, where is that?
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It's where dead doors go to die.
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When the Door Division's records
show that a door is no longer safe
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and must be decommissioned,
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the door is redirected
to the shredder shaft.
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Here, the door is
removed from its frame,
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placed onto a conveyor,
241
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,406
and then the hinges and knobs
are detached for reuse.
242
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:20,367
Next, the door is blasted,
first with heat,
243
00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:24,747
then with sand,
to remove stickers and paint.
244
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:28,625
And at last, the final stage,
wherein the door is ground to sawdust.
245
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:32,834
And blown into the vents of oblivion!
246
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,054
Leaving one rife
with existential pondering.
247
00:11:37,055 --> 00:11:41,722
So, the shredder shaft, that's where
David's last repair job was.
248
00:11:41,727 --> 00:11:45,522
Routine repair. Doorknob jam
in Shredder Shaft B.
249
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:49,651
And ever since the accident,
it's been shut down.
250
00:11:50,694 --> 00:11:52,694
Oh, hey, jeez, you know,
251
00:11:52,699 --> 00:11:54,700
I think I feel those barfolo
wings coming for me again.
252
00:11:54,704 --> 00:11:56,456
Yeah, so, excuse me.
253
00:11:57,409 --> 00:11:59,953
Oh! A number five.
254
00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,333
(PANTING AND GROWLING)
255
00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:18,972
Huh.
256
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,902
(GROWLS)
257
00:12:56,227 --> 00:12:58,720
Hey, look at that. That was easy.
258
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,718
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
259
00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:02,724
Whoa.
260
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,181
(GRUNTS)
261
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,475
Kid. No! No! No, no, no! Come back!
262
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,149
(GROANING)
263
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,609
No! Turn... Somebody turn those off.
264
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:20,743
Those are hot. Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Okay.
265
00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:22,906
(EXCLAIMS)
266
00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:25,117
Yeah, what is... (YELLS)
267
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:26,201
Oh, no!
268
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,207
(COUGHING)
269
00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:31,665
Whoa!
270
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,792
No, no, no, no! Ah!
271
00:13:33,797 --> 00:13:37,045
No! Ah! No, no, no, no, no!
272
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,881
(WHIMPERING)
273
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,132
(YELLS)
274
00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:41,972
Okay. (PANTING)
275
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,347
FRITZ: Good morning, David!
276
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- VAL: David!
- CUTTER: Davey.
277
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:53,562
VAL: I believe he's still with us.
278
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,148
(ECHOING) He's still with us.
He's still with us.
279
00:13:56,153 --> 00:14:01,450
He's still with us. He's still with us.
He's still with us.
280
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:05,329
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
281
00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:09,166
(GROANS)
282
00:14:18,342 --> 00:14:19,343
(BELL DINGS)
283
00:14:20,719 --> 00:14:24,014
(MALE CHOIR SINGING)
284
00:14:30,062 --> 00:14:31,063
Hello?
285
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,685
MONSTER: Hello, Tylor.
286
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:34,895
TYLOR: Oh! Uh...
287
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:38,775
Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no.
Am I... Am I, uh...
288
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,690
MONSTER: Go into the light.
289
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:43,529
Wait, you mean, I am, or...
290
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,073
MONSTER: Every cloud
has a silver lining.
291
00:14:46,078 --> 00:14:48,158
So I'm not? I just... I wanna be clear.
292
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:50,027
MONSTER: Time waits for no one.
293
00:14:50,032 --> 00:14:52,746
TYLOR: Oh, wait, are you...
Are you David?
294
00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:56,250
MONSTER: The grass is always
greener on the other side.
295
00:14:56,255 --> 00:14:57,668
Yeah, you're definitely David.
296
00:14:57,673 --> 00:15:00,754
Hey, look, between you and me,
these are all pretty common sayings.
297
00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:03,424
DAVID: Ask a silly question,
get a silly answer.
298
00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:04,842
I've heard that before.
299
00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:07,194
- DAVID: Don't judge a book by its cover.
- And that one.
300
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,431
DAVID: Boondy Bear had no hair,
that bare-haired bear.
301
00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:13,559
Right. Speaking, actually,
of Boondy Bear and the hair,
302
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,810
I really need a favor.
303
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:16,562
Love is all you need.
304
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,855
And hair.
305
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,233
If you could give me some of your hair,
that would really help me out.
306
00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,168
Yield to oncoming traffic.
307
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,028
Yeah, so road signs are not sayings.
308
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:26,785
DAVID: It is done!
309
00:15:29,955 --> 00:15:31,952
Oh, wow! Thanks, David.
310
00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:35,456
Oh, hey, hey, before
you dissolve or whatever,
311
00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:37,207
uh, I have a question.
312
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:39,334
You know everybody at MIFT loves you,
313
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,463
and I was just kinda wondering,
what's your secret?
314
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:45,337
DAVID: Be reliable and honest.
315
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,259
Right.
316
00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:48,510
Hmm.
317
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,885
DAVID: And don't eat barfolo wings.
They can give you a number six.
318
00:15:54,813 --> 00:15:55,976
(GROANS)
319
00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:56,982
(SHUDDERS)
320
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:00,194
(ROTO GROWLING)
321
00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:07,404
I'm begging you, please.
I'm really begging you here, Roto.
322
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:08,914
Just cough it up.
323
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,039
- Because I'm running out of time here.
- (DOOR OPENS)
324
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,202
Roze?
325
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:18,248
I mulled it over, and I decided
to give you a lock of my hair.
326
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:21,251
Oh, you did? Great. Why?
327
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:24,254
You remind me of another young employee,
328
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:29,718
full of passion and zeal,
brimming with untapped talent.
329
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,011
- David.
- Me.
330
00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,971
Of course. Well, thank you.
331
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:37,518
What can I say? I'm a people pleaser.
332
00:16:37,523 --> 00:16:40,859
Wait a second, your hair isn't cut.
Where did you get this?
333
00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:46,281
Don't ask questions
you don't want the answer to.
334
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:49,071
(ROZE LAUGHS)
335
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,077
(SIGHS)
336
00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:54,740
TYLOR: There. Like
nothing ever happened.
337
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,786
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:03,502
And now it's time to light
the Candle of Remembrance
339
00:17:03,507 --> 00:17:06,171
in honor of today, David Day,
340
00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:09,012
a day we devote to celebrating David.
341
00:17:09,471 --> 00:17:12,136
And the very special gift
that he left us with,
342
00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:16,478
his dazzling, beguiling,
and very, very, very, very good hair.
343
00:17:17,196 --> 00:17:20,415
So, let's take a moment and admire it.
344
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,943
- Something's different.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
345
00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:31,296
DUNCAN: You're right. I can't quite
put my finger on it, but there's...
346
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,882
There's something not
right about David's hair.
347
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,785
Oh, gosh, it's true.
Look at it, the color is way off.
348
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,621
Like somebody switched it out
with somebody else's hair.
349
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,998
What happened to the hair?
350
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,296
(ROTO GRUNTING)
351
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,051
Fine! Okay. I admit it.
It's not David's hair.
352
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:56,655
Duncan's Roto pet thing ate it,
and then, I tried to catch him,
353
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,265
but he got sucked into the tube.
354
00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:01,101
Then I tried to get some of Roze's hair,
but that didn't work.
355
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:03,687
So I went to the shredder shaft,
where I nearly got killed.
356
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:06,014
Met the ghost of David.
I see it now, great guy.
357
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,567
I found Roto after that,
but he wouldn't hack up the hair.
358
00:18:08,572 --> 00:18:11,028
Roze gave me some of hers.
Not sure where it came from.
359
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:14,114
That's what's in the jar. It's all
because I wanted to be a jokester,
360
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,742
that won't happen, so I was
trying to be a good MIFTer,
361
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,082
and I blew that too.
362
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,831
- You went into the shredder shaft?
- (TYLOR SIGHS)
363
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,422
Duncan's right, I'm the
exact opposite of David.
364
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:32,883
But David was honest.
And you just told the truth.
365
00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:35,544
There is nothing more honest
than telling the truth.
366
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,387
Unless you're lying
about telling the truth,
367
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,389
which means that the lie
is actually the truth,
368
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:40,557
but the truth is a lie.
369
00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:42,768
Oh, my goodness,
this makes my brain hurt.
370
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,421
And as for reliable,
you found some hair.
371
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:48,882
Ty-Ty, a wise monster once said to me,
372
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:52,403
"Boondy Bear had no hair,
that bare-haired bear".
373
00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:54,947
And I have no idea what that means.
374
00:18:54,952 --> 00:18:58,038
Maybe it means you're the opposite
of the opposite of David.
375
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,917
And besides, you didn't have to
go to all that trouble.
376
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,498
Yeah, I got a whole bag of Davey's hair.
377
00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:07,626
Keep it in a foot locker under the
stairs. That guy was a shedder.
378
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:09,883
Ah. Of course. Of course he was.
379
00:19:15,681 --> 00:19:17,511
So you actually saw David?
380
00:19:17,516 --> 00:19:19,471
Yeah, I guess. Sort of.
381
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:21,306
See, I knew he was still with us.
382
00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:24,184
And I can see why you
all liked him so much. He is...
383
00:19:24,189 --> 00:19:26,186
Just as weird as you guys.
384
00:19:26,191 --> 00:19:30,254
(CHUCKLES) You're right, Double T.
David was a true MIFTer.
385
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,823
And it takes one to know one.
386
00:19:35,993 --> 00:19:37,995
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
387
00:19:49,673 --> 00:19:52,171
Improv! That's short for "improvisation"
388
00:19:52,176 --> 00:19:54,089
which is long for "improvise",
389
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:57,092
which basically means
making stuff up as you go.
390
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:59,386
You're in for a very special treat,
dear students,
391
00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:03,011
because I, Mike Wazowski,
am the master of improv.
392
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,517
You call out anything.
And I will become it.
393
00:20:05,522 --> 00:20:07,644
Here's an example. Soccer ball!
394
00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:08,812
Kick me! Kick me!
395
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,148
Here's another one. Beach ball!
396
00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:12,483
Toss me! Toss me!
397
00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:14,751
Bowling ball! Roll me! Roll me!
398
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,245
See how it works? All right,
class, lay it on me.
399
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,947
Come on. Give me a tough one, I'm ready.
400
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:22,493
Like I said, I can do anything.
I can be anything.
401
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:24,620
Uh, an ice cube.
402
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,206
Uh... No. You can do
better than that, come on.
403
00:20:27,211 --> 00:20:28,999
- A cheese cube?
- MIKE: Mmm.
404
00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:31,043
- Way too cheesy.
- A dice cube?
405
00:20:31,048 --> 00:20:34,171
Give me a challenge.
Challenge me. Go for it.
406
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:35,380
Uh...
407
00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:36,512
A box?
408
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:39,384
You don't get it.
I can't work like this.
409
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:40,677
I just can't work like this.
410
00:20:40,682 --> 00:20:43,347
I'm very depressed right now.
I'm just very depressed.
411
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:49,108
(MALE CHOIR SINGING)
412
00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:13,901
(MALE CHOIR SINGING)
413
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,121
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
414
00:23:28,851 --> 00:23:30,097
CUTTER: Davey!
415
00:23:30,102 --> 00:23:31,306
Whoo!
416
00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:34,398
Davey, Davey, Davey! Dave-alicious!
417
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,626
I love you, man.
418
00:23:37,631 --> 00:23:39,831
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