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It should come as no surprise
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that the very first
grade I ever received
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was a "super-duper."
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Granted it was for
counting spots on a ladybug,
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but still, I nailed it.
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Even as the difficulty
of assignments grew,
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I maintained the same
level of excellence.
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Good job, Cooper.
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That's just sad, Cooper.
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In every class, in every subject,
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I was perfect.
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Which is why this day hit
me like a ton of bricks.
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Hey, moonpie.
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Ready to go?
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Look at this.
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95? That's terrific.
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No. If it was terrific, it would say 100
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with the word "terrific" next to it.
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Don't sweat it, you'll
get 100 next time.
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But I should have gotten it this time.
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Dr. Sturgis made a mistake.
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And we're sweatin' it.
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Dr. Sturgis, I believe you've
made an error grading my test.
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Let me see.
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No, you didn't calculate
using Maxwell's equations.
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Maxwell's equation my sweet patootie!
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You like Willie Nelson?
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That would require
knowing the permeability
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of free space and natural units.
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I suppose...
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I like Willie Nelson.
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...an electric field, but
that would still require...
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Morning, Peg.
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I need to run Sunday's bulletin
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by Pastor Jeff. Is he in?
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Yep.
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Is he coming down with somethin'?
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Yep.
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Oh, my, are you sick, too?
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Never better.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, Mary, come on in.
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I-I'm fine here.
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Um, I have Sunday's bulletin
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for your approval. And
I wanted to ask about
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ordering the palms for Palm Sunday.
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I know it's early, but
as you remember last year,
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we waited too long and
First United Methodist
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snatched up all the perky ones.
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Ooh.
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Should you be here right
now? You look terrible.
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I feel terrible.
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Well, then go home, let
your wife take care of you.
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You'd think she'd do that, but no.
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Ooh. Well, you should
at least go see a doctor.
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I can't. The Walker couple
is coming in for counseling.
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If you rescheduled, I'm
sure they'd understand.
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Hey, what if you did it?
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Marriage counseling?
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Don't you need some sort
of training for that?
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Nah, you just listen, uh,
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give 'em a couple prayers,
send 'em on their way.
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- Okay, if you really want me to.
- I do.
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In fact, for the rest of
the day, you're in charge.
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All right? The bulletins,
the palms, it's all you.
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Well, all right, um,
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but only if you promise to
go home and get some rest.
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Sure. Home, movie theater,
food court, somewhere.
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Today we're gonna
work on interior angles
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of a convex polygon.
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Georgie, where's your brother?
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I don't know, do you
really want him here?
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Convex polygons are polygons...
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Sheldon, why aren't
you in second period?
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I'm working on this math problem.
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I think you might be the
first person in history
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who's ever cut class to do math.
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The irony wasn't lost on me.
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Oh, hey, 95. Good job.
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Really? I'm here every day
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and it's like you don't know me at all.
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Oh, okay. Um...
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aw, 95, too bad.
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There we go.
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Anything you can tell
me about the Walkers?
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Not really, just a couple of newlyweds
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trying to figure it out.
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Well, marriage is hard.
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- I'll never know.
- Oh...
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don't think that way.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you.
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Oh, no, that's not the problem.
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I just don't want to
waste this on just one guy.
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Sorry we're late.
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Someone couldn't decide on a hat.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, that's all right.
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper, I'm gonna
be doing your session today.
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Oh, what happened to Pastor Jeff?
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He's out sick and asked me to fill in.
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- Oh, okay.
- But don't worry,
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you're in good hands. I've
been married for 15 years
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and whatever you're going through,
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I'm sure I've been
through it several times.
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Francine?
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I dig your hat.
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So when we first started dating,
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he would plan these elaborate
picnics by the lake...
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You know, like a real picnic
with the red and white blanket.
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- Oh, gingham, sweetie, it's called gingham.
- Yeah.
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And after you got married,
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all the picnics and wooing ended?
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No, no, not at all. No.
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In fact, Elliot's more dotin' than ever.
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He knows that tulips are my favorite,
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so every week there's
a fresh-cut bouquet
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on my nightstand.
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I own the flower shop
across from the post office.
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Well, y'all seem hunky-dory.
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I'm confused, what's the issue?
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Well, um, we're having
trouble in the, you know...
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The bedroom.
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Oh.
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Sheldon, what are you doing here?
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They wouldn't let me use the
phone in the principal's office.
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Who are you calling?
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Dr. Sturgis... It's a math emergency.
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Don't you think
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you should've asked my permission first?
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It's ringing. Yes or no?
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You know what? I don't care.
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Hello?
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Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
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Is that so?
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It is so.
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All right, little man, bring it on.
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Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm all ears.
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Well, when I'm done, you're
going to be all tears.
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Okay, fellas, let's keep it civil.
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You claim that the only way
to calculate the magnetic field
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in QCD units is using
Maxwell's equations,
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but you're completely
discrediting energy density.
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But you're still off.
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By a factor of 3.54.
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Which would seem insignificant,
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but when examined closely,
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you realize that it's the
square root of four times pi.
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Your point being?
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Rationalized and non-rationalized units
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differ by four times pi...
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Anyone with a basic
knowledge of electric
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and magnetic fields would know that.
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I'm lost. Are we still being civil?
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It's all right, Connie.
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Sheldon's trying to
justify his shortcut.
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Not a shortcut,
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a more elegant and efficient method
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to achieve the correct answer.
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Well, I applaud the effort, young man.
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Don't treat me like a child,
treat me like a colleague.
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Fine. This is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.
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How could you say that?!
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What are you doing?
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Treating him like a colleague.
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Do you and your
colleagues make each other
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run out of the room crying like that?
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Sometimes.
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But we run slower, 'cause we're old.
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And then he said, "For
the rest of the day,
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- you're in charge."
- Mm.
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Those were his exact
words. Can you believe it?
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"You're in charge."
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- Well, that's great.
- And thanks to me,
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this year United Methodist
is gonna get stuck
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with all the limp palms.
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Well, I don't know what
that means, but good for you.
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I even did some marriage counseling
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for a couple of young newlyweds.
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Ooh, what kind of trouble they having?
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Oh, it's all confidential;
I really can't say.
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Well, I don't need specifics,
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just, you know, general terms.
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They're having sexual problems.
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Really?
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Newlyweds?
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But we all prayed on it
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and then the answer
came clear as a bell.
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Yeah?
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The husband is under
a lot of stress at work
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and it's diminishing
his natural desires.
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Huh. What kind of work does he do
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he's got so much stress?
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He owns that flower shop
across from the post office.
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Flower shop. Huh.
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You've seen it. It's
called The Pretty Petunia.
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Huh.
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So, Sheldon,
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you and Dr. Sturgis figure out
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your math emergency?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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Me neither.
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That's probably for me.
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I'm really getting popular.
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What's a math emergency?
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- That's when things don't add up.
- Hello?
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Oh, come on, guys, that was a good one.
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Mom, it's Pastor Jeff!
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Mm, excuse me.
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To answer your question, Georgie,
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it's when a scientist is too immature
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to admit when he's wrong.
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Maybe you're too immature.
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Gentlemen, please.
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I'm sorry, but when someone
with way less experience
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accuses me of not knowing
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what I'm talking about,
my hackles are up.
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What's a hackle?
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Well, if he's wrong,
then teach him to be right
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instead of berating him
like a big ol' jackass.
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That's very hurtful!
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Well, how 'bout that?
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They do run slower.
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Good news! I get to go visit a shut-in.
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What the hell is going on today?
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It's open.
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What's up, Schultz?
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Haven't you learned that I
know nothing, I see nothing...
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Hello? Mr. Gilford?
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Who are you?
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper from the church.
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Pastor Jeff is out sick,
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so he asked me to
bring over your dinner.
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- Steak fingers?
- With extra gravy.
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Where's my Mr. Pibb?
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Oh, right here.
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You want me to open it for you?
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I've got hands.
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Maybe while you eat
we could chat a little.
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I'm old, I'm alone, I'm gonna die soon.
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- There, we've chatted.
- Okay.
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If you're not in the
mood for conversation,
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maybe there's something
else I could do for you.
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Haven't had a sponge bath in a while.
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Does Pastor Jeff give you a sponge bath?
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Sure does.
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Mr. Gilford.
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No...
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- Lights out?
- In a minute.
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I may not understand
exactly what's going on
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with you and Dr. Sturgis, but
you can't be rude to an adult.
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What if they're wrong?
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Doesn't matter. There are plenty
of stupid people in the world,
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but when they're older than you,
you got to show them respect.
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I understand, sir. Thank you
for your incredibly wise advice.
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Okay.
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Did you just call Dad stupid
without calling him stupid?
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Yes.
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Here, let me get that.
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And, uh, while I'm cleaning up,
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I could also tackle some of, um...
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Don't touch anything!
I like it the way it is.
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Could I at least open a
window, get you some fresh air?
264
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It's not necessary.
I've got some right here.
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Mind if I make some room to sit?
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You're staying?
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Yes, I'm staying. I'm
here to keep you company.
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Why? So you'll look like
some kind of Good Samaritan?
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Because God calls on us
to serve our fellow man.
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Romans 12:13, "Share with
the Lord's people who are..."
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- What are you doing?
- Quoting scripture.
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Well, I don't want to hear that.
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You don't want to hear the Bible?
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Not from some woman.
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- Excuse me?
- Where have you been?
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Women don't preach in our church.
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Well, I'm not in our church,
I'm in your living room,
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which is, by the way, disgusting.
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I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
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A "big, old jackass."
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But it's okay, I deserved it.
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Don't be too hard on yourself.
283
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Sheldon's always been
difficult to deal with.
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I'm not upset that he's difficult,
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I'm upset that he's right.
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Really?
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And you're just now saying something?
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Energy density, rationalized
and non-rationalized units,
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I can't believe I missed it.
290
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Well, like you said,
everybody makes a mistake.
291
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But it was so obvious.
292
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A younger me would've seen it.
293
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I think I'm losing a step.
294
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You're not alone.
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The other night I had bingo for
five moves, didn't even know it.
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Were you drinking?
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It's bingo, of course I was drinking.
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Don't worry about it.
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We'll lose a step together.
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Thank you, Bonnie.
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You see that? I made a joke about it.
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- Never do it again.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hello.
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You get that test problem sorted out?
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No, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis and
I are still at a math impasse.
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- Oh, I hate those.
- Thank you for asking.
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I appreciate it. And how are you doing?
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Since when are you interested?
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My father told me I should
be kind to old people.
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How old do you think I am?
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My father also told me if
a woman ever asks you that,
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it's a trap.
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Smart man.
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But I'll say 53.
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Peg, we got any more of
those fancy binder clips?
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Bottom right drawer.
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Oh! Um, hi.
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Y...
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You're back. Uh, feeling better?
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No.
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Then what are you doing here?
Why aren't you home in bed?
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Because not everybody has a
happy marriage, Mary, okay?
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Sorry.
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How's everything going around here?
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Really well. I had a lovely
session with the Walkers.
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I think that they're gonna be
fruitful and multiplying soon.
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And, um,
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I had a visit with our
shut-in, Mr. Gilford.
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He's quite the character, isn't he?
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- That's a nice way to put it.
- Yeah, well, you got to
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give him a pass, what
with all he's been through.
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What's he been through?
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Mary, that man sitting all
alone in that mess of a house
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is a genuine war hero.
335
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People like you and me'll never
understand what he went through.
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I didn't know.
337
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:51,405
Well, he sure won't talk about
it. He give you a hard time?
338
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Yeah, and-and I kind of
gave him one right back.
339
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Would you mind if I went back over there
340
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and gave it another go?
341
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By all means. I got to lay down.
342
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,700
Hey, Peg, if my wife calls, tell her...
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You know what, oh, she's not gonna call.
344
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Never mind.
345
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:24,747
Mr. Gilford, it's Mary Cooper again.
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Mr. Gilford?
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Mr. Gilford?
348
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- You a relative?
- No.
349
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Friend?
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I was trying.
351
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Okay, well, sorry. Coroner's on his way.
352
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Thank you.
353
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This is some mess, huh?
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It's how he liked it.
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May I come in?
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I guess.
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I looked over your work again and, uh,
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the math was correct.
359
00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,213
Really?
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You were right...
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and I was, uh, wrong.
362
00:17:38,784 --> 00:17:40,782
Sorry I doubted you.
363
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:44,837
Wow. It must be really
hard for you to admit that.
364
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,514
Well, yes.
365
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:50,893
But, uh, I thought it could be
a learning opportunity for you.
366
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,056
What do you mean?
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00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:53,976
I wanted to show you that being wrong
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00:17:53,979 --> 00:17:56,163
is not the end of the world.
369
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,772
Oh, okay. Thank you.
370
00:17:59,775 --> 00:18:02,516
Dr. Sturgis was a wise man.
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It was a learning opportunity.
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And when the day comes that I'm wrong,
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I fully plan to admit it.
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00:18:14,415 --> 00:18:18,193
Okay, before we finish up, I'd
like to call up Mary Cooper,
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who has a few words she'd like to say.
376
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,046
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
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As some of you might know,
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00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,739
we lost a member of our congregation.
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00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:38,036
James Gilford passed
away earlier this week.
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If that name isn't familiar to you,
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don't feel bad, it wasn't to me either.
382
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:44,392
But in the last few days,
383
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,872
I've gotten to learn
a little bit about him.
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He was married to his wife,
Meredith, for over 45 years,
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he was a lieutenant in the Army,
386
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and, forgive him for this,
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00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:58,524
a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.
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00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,375
But even if you didn't know him,
I hope that you'll still join me
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in celebrating his life this Wednesday
390
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:08,787
at the American Legion. Thank you.
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00:19:08,789 --> 00:19:12,744
Oh, um, and if there's anyone who's able
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00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:15,490
to help me clean out his
house, please let me know.
393
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:19,049
Ooh, you know I love to
tackle clutter. We'll do it!
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00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:21,994
Oh, thank you.