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Previously on This Is Us...
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If you really want to do this,
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let's take in an older kid
who no one else
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in the whole damn world is gonna help.
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Manny say what...?!
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Casey, it's not your fault
the show is so bad.
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It's you guys!
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I quit.
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BOBBY: I don't care
what dress size you wear.
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You're not good enough, honey.
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KATE: It wasn't about my weight;
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It was about my lack of ability...
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which is fantastic,
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'cause I can do this.
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I have been drunk for weeks.
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If you have a problem,
we will fix it together.
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I just need you to get in the car.
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♪
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Hey.
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You kicked this once before,
you will kick it again.
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It was not easy... Bec, back then.
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But you stopped.
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- Right?
- (whispers): Yeah.
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I asked you to stop drinking,
and you stopped.
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You did stop?
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It's only been these
last few months this time.
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How did you stop before, Jack?
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♪
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(phone ringing)
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♪
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We have some lovely diamond solitaires.
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No, no, no. Diamonds...
diamonds are for anyone, okay?
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My wife is not anyone.
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You know Mary Tyler Moore?
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- Sure.
- The actress? Good.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, you know Farrah Fawcett?
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- (chuckles) Sure.
- Good.
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Now, if you smush 'em
both together, that's my wife.
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(softly): Ah.
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♪
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Hi, baby.
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The drinking has to stop.
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So if it's a problem, fix it.
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Be a man and fix it.
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JACK: No more drinking.
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- Listen, you can't just stop.
- I can.
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For you, I can.
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I will.
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♪
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Pile drive! Whoo!
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♪
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(phone ringing)
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REBECCA: Yes. Okay, finish this page,
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and then we got to get
ready for school.
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KATE: Okay.
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- Hello.
- (man speaking indistinctly)
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No, that's...
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REBECCA: Got to get ready
for school. Let's go, let's go.
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Yeah. I'm sorry, sir. That...
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I thought the paperwork was
already filed on that permit.
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- (man speaks indistinctly)
- Oh. I'm-I'm on my way now.
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I'll-I'll do it when I get in, okay?
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Yeah.
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(Rebecca speaking indistinctly)
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REBECCA: You need to take a shower.
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- That's mine! It's mine!
- (kids clamoring)
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It's mine!
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♪
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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- No, you stop it!
- No, you stop it!
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- Boys. Stop touching each other.
- You had... Stop it!
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(boys shouting)
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- Stop touching me!
- Hey!
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Hi.
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Jack Pearson. Have we met?
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Have we met?
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- Oh, we've met.
- (chuckles) Good morning.
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- KEVIN: Dad, Dad, listen to this.
- Yeah? Yeah? What?
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I pity the fool who runs home
crying to his mama!
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- Okay.
- What do you think?
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- It's my Mr. T.
- School talent show tonight.
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- JACK: All right!
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
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- I want to show you my talent.
- Okay.
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Yeah, that's gonna kill, a yo-yo trick.
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Kev. Cool it.
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- It's a yo-yo trick!
- Cool it.
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Yeah. I'll see you there after work.
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- You better.
- Okay.
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Hey, Bug, should we give
Daddy just a little preview?
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- I don't want to.
- Just give him a little preview.
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You-you don't want
to be nice to your dad?
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Come on, let me see.
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♪ But if we are wise ♪
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♪ We know that there's ♪
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♪ Always tomorrow ♪
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♪ Lean on me. ♪
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That was so good!
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If you just hold out that last note
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a little bit longer, though,
Bug, it'll be perfect.
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But really good.
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So good.
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(mouthing)
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♪
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That one's my favorite.
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Don't make fun of me.
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Kevin, you've been eating six
ounces of plain chicken breast
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every meal for the last two weeks.
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Your ab game is strong, I promise.
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Yeah. I know... look, I know
this whole thing seems stupid,
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but this is a big deal to me, you know?
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I mean, you're here, right?
My whole family's flying in.
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The Manny made me, Soph.
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It made me, and then it ruined me.
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And now they ask me to return
to do this special episode,
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but really I'm just returning
to the scene of the crime.
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Right? Let's be honest.
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I really need tonight to go well.
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You know? I-I need to prove to everyone
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that I'm the bigger man.
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But, like, the funnier bigger man.
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You know what I need? I need it to go
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like when George Clooney returned to do
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that last episode of ER...
do you remember that?
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That was cool.
That's what I need.
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That's what I'm going for.
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I need people to love me...
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the way they loved Clooney.
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This is your least attractive side.
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You know that, right?
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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All right, girls, time to go.
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- Got your schoolwork?
- In our bags.
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- You didn't pack any liquids...
- All under 3.4 ounces.
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BETH: License?
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- Uh, check. Rental car confirmation?
- Got it.
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- We'll pack the trunk.
- RANDALL: What do you mean...
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Don't start. We're better at it.
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Excuse me.
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- That's heavy. You sure you got it?
- I got it.
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You guys...
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- (Tess speaks indistinctly)
- Okay.
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We have to do this?
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We really have to travel
across country for the weekend
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to see a taping of the least
funniest show in the world?
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Yeah, we do. And don't do that
with the "not funny."
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Kevin's sensitive... he already feels
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like you don't think he's funny.
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- I don't think he's funny.
- Well, don't say that.
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You know we have to
tell the girls, right?
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We're gonna foster a kid, bring
another child into the home,
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- they need to know about it.
- I know.
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Well, how come you haven't filled out
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your forms, then, man? I finished mine.
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- What, you want a cookie?
- We told the social worker
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we'd have it to her by the end
of the day today, so...
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I'll fill mine out
on the plane, I promise.
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It's just so comprehensive.
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And the questions are so personal.
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"Are you usually home
from work by 6:00 p.m.?"
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"Do you spend time in nature?"
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"Are you sexually satisfied
by your partner?"
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What the hell does that have to do
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with what kind
of foster parent I'll be?
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What did you put for
that one, by they way?
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- I put "Generally yes."
- Uh-huh.
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"Except when I want a quickie
and my husband needs
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- too much romancing."
- What?!
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You can't...
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That's not funny.
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- Neither is your brother.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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KATE: Tobe? Where's that
punch bowl that my mom sent us?
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If we don't put it out,
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she's gonna think that we don't use it.
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- We don't use it.
- She can't know that.
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Are those pigs in a blanket?
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These are for Miguel, all right?
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He loves these little cuties.
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Really?
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What? Miguel can get stuff, too.
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Huh? Y'all been sleeping
on my boy Miguel.
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Miguel gets no love.
And I feel that pain.
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Miguel and I, we are simpatico.
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All right? Two swarthy outsiders
with exotic names.
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I just don't want my mom
thinking that we sit around
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just stuffing our faces.
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Hey. I made this dipping
sauce with nut cheese.
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So it's healthy.
And it's fun to say, FYI.
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- Nut cheese. All right?
- Okay.
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And Miguel is the key to my plan
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- to win over your mom.
- My mom thinks you're great.
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Uh, your mom thinks I'm a guy
who has heart attacks
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and falls through coffee tables.
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What the hell? What the actual hell?
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Why won't this throw just throw?
Why won't it just look normal?!
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- What is happening?
- (panting)
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Tobe...
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you don't... you don't understand.
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Every time my mom comes to visit,
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she comes in hot, looks me up and down
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like she's fitting me
for a freaking bra,
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and then she starts criticizing me
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with these seemingly
innocuous questions.
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I...
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Okay. I'm not going to overreact
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to everything she says this time.
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- Okay.
- I'm not gonna behave like a child.
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- Good.
- (knock on door)
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Grown-ups.
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- Grown-ups.
- (groans)
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All right.
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- TOBY: Hey!
- KATE: Hi!
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- Oh, sweetheart.
- Hi, Mom.
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- ¿Como estas?
- Really good.
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- Hi.
- KATE: How are you?
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Oh, you look so good!
Let me look at you.
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- You look so good.
- Do I smell pigs in a blanket?
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Oh, Miguel, do you have a nose on you.
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You sure as hell do. Come on.
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I love pigs in a blanket.
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He did make the dipping sauce
with nut cheese, so...
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Come in.
- Thanks. Wow.
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Look at this place.
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Will you do your meltdown for me?
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- Huh?
- That thing from TMZ when you quit.
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No.
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Oh, come on, it was
my favorite thing from the show.
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Babe, that was not part of
the show. That-that was a...
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That was a bad moment
of my life. I'm not...
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- Why are you watching this crap?!
- Okay.
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Shame on you for making me famous!
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Shame on all of us!
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No, that's not even close.
Babe, it was... I mean, I was...
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I was, like... I was losing... I was...
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I can't feel my face right now!
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Shame on you for making me famous!
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Shame on me for taking the money!
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Shame on all of us!
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(slow clapping)
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Wonderful, Kevin, just wonderful.
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It's literally like we're
picking up where we left off.
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No. No. We, um...
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We were just m... messing arou...
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Listen, I, um...
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Casey, I'm here to serve, okay?
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Love the script.
I think it's great. Very funny.
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I've got no notes, no questions.
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So...
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And the show, I mean, the show,
you know, it seems to be doing...
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great without me.
I caught a couple episodes.
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America seems to really be
liking the-the black Manny.
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Which I think, hey,
you know, great for America.
255
00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,287
Black Manny, you know?
256
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Especially in these...
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these times... we're... living in.
258
00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:28,827
- I'm gonna go to my office.
- Okay.
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(laughing)
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What are you...
Well, thanks for the help.
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♪
262
00:11:46,475 --> 00:11:48,441
Well, that was brutal.
I need a drink.
263
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(clears throat)
Liquid lunch?
264
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:53,863
No, I'm good. I got some
calls to catch up on.
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♪
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But as soon as they left for the day,
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I went straight to the garage
268
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where I knew I still had
a bottle hidden.
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I've never felt so weak.
270
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So small.
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MAN: Thanks for sharing, Chris.
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Would anyone else like to check in?
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SOPHIE: I just got this new trampoline.
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- It's so cool.
- Hey, Sophie.
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- You want to see my talent?
- Sure.
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KEVIN: It's gonna blow minds.
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♪ Sometimes in our lives ♪
278
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- ♪ We all have pain ♪
- (car horn honks)
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Hey, Katie girl.
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What are you doing here?
281
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Just needed to see you.
282
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Get in.
283
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(Rebecca humming "Lean on Me")
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That door goes to nowhere.
285
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Staircase to nowhere,
a couple more doors to nowhere.
286
00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:36,169
And that's the tour.
Man, I cannot believe
287
00:13:36,193 --> 00:13:38,864
you guys came all this way
just for this; This is so great.
288
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- Of course we were gonna come.
- RANDALL: Damn straight.
289
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- Manny say what...?!
- There it is! (Laughs)
290
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- Thank you, Randall.
- (laughter)
291
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Manny say what?!
292
00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:48,490
- No. Stop. Miguel. Just...
- It's nice.
293
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Um, okay. The seats for you guys
294
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are gonna be right here
in the front. Front row.
295
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,468
- Front row?
- Yes, the front row.
296
00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:56,060
Are you kidding me? Only the best
seats for my best girls, right?
297
00:13:56,289 --> 00:13:57,709
And that includes you, too, Beth.
298
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And I want you to know
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I think you're really
gonna enjoy this episode.
300
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,800
It's a funny one. Lots of funny stuff.
301
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,372
Okay.
302
00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,158
KEVIN: All right, you guys,
I got to go get ready.
303
00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:09,888
So do me a favor, can you please
be nice to Sophie? Please?
304
00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:12,345
Kev, you know we like her
more than you.
305
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,826
- This is what I keep telling him.
- Yeah, okay.
306
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,544
So the tour's over.
I'm gonna go get ready.
307
00:14:15,569 --> 00:14:16,869
Erin, Erin, right over here,
308
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:18,193
she's gonna take care of you, okay?
309
00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:19,779
- And I will see you guys after.
- All right, buddy.
310
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- All right. Thanks for coming.
- Have fun.
311
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- Keep it hood, Kevin.
- Carry on.
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Brian, good to see you.
Let's break legs tonight.
313
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,005
Britney, how are you?
Good to see you.
314
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,091
It's like I never left.
315
00:14:29,116 --> 00:14:31,201
- Kevin, new pink page.
- Yeah. What's this?
316
00:14:31,226 --> 00:14:33,568
Casey made some last-minute
revisions to the final scene.
317
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,366
REPORTER: ...Scored three times,
helping the Penguins...
318
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,258
- (station changes)
- (pop music playing)
319
00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:44,130
(station changes, radio turns off)
320
00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:45,861
Hey, are you excited about tonight?
321
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,698
What? What is that face?
322
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:48,964
Y-You love to sing.
323
00:14:49,962 --> 00:14:53,015
Mom just makes it feel
like a job sometimes.
324
00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:55,935
Well, she's just trying
to make you better, kiddo.
325
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,174
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
326
00:15:00,779 --> 00:15:03,889
Dad... everything okay at work?
327
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,267
(scoffs) Yeah.
328
00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:08,296
(chuckles) Yeah. Yeah.
329
00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:10,142
Just, uh...
330
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:16,059
My boss has a way of making it
feel like a job sometimes.
331
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,285
(chuckles)
332
00:15:32,575 --> 00:15:33,785
It's gonna be okay.
333
00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:37,598
Yeah.
334
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:48,684
- You should get back to school.
- You should go back to work.
335
00:15:50,823 --> 00:15:52,113
♪
336
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:04,362
Alright everybody.
Welcome to "The Manny".
337
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- Let's hear it!
- (audience cheering)
338
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,341
Come on! You can do better than that.
339
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:09,641
Yeah!
340
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:13,539
Hey, I got one. Who wants to be
in a Manny dance competition?
341
00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:14,587
- Anybody?
- Oh, me. I can do it.
342
00:16:14,618 --> 00:16:15,738
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Right here!
343
00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:16,660
- Hey, Randall.
- Hmm?
344
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,014
Enough already.
You avoided filling out
345
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:20,746
these damn forms the entire flight.
346
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,503
- Oh, uh...
- Here. We have some time.
347
00:16:22,528 --> 00:16:23,614
You can fill them out now.
348
00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:25,403
Fine, Beth. Fine.
349
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,090
- Fine.
- Okay.
350
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:28,814
What are you guys doing?
351
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,750
Nothing, it's just bills.
352
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:32,743
- Mommy, have some wine.
- Hmm?
353
00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:34,636
- You relax when you have wine.
- All right.
354
00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:37,040
Well, not everybody needs
to know that, okay?
355
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,860
- You know what? I need a walk.
- Oh.
356
00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:41,305
Where you going?
The show's about to start.
357
00:16:41,463 --> 00:16:43,618
It's okay. Kevin says
these things can take hours.
358
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:45,391
Yeah, but... D-Did you say hours?
359
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:46,985
Did you say hours?
360
00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,355
We're gonna be watching
The Manny for hours?
361
00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,227
Watch my purse, okay?
362
00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:54,809
- Okay.
- Stay with your grandma.
363
00:16:57,063 --> 00:16:58,305
(phone vibrating)
364
00:16:58,813 --> 00:16:59,852
Hello.
365
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:02,931
Hey. You gonna tell me
what's on your mind?
366
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:06,642
- I just...
- Wh... Why do these forms
367
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,676
have you Randalling out so hard?
368
00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:10,936
It's pride, right?
369
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:12,835
You don't want to put down on paper
370
00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:14,275
that your dad had a drinking problem
371
00:17:14,303 --> 00:17:15,897
and your bio dad had a drug problem.
372
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:17,442
- It's question 15.
- And you have a...
373
00:17:18,318 --> 00:17:19,611
What's question 15?
374
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,357
"Do you think you can handle a kid
375
00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:23,227
with a history of physical abuse,
376
00:17:23,415 --> 00:17:25,943
sexual abuse, exposure to drugs?"
377
00:17:26,029 --> 00:17:28,286
- Oh, I just put "yes" to everything.
- I know, Beth.
378
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,313
And what makes you think
we can handle that?
379
00:17:30,572 --> 00:17:32,172
And we're not talking
about a baby here.
380
00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:34,999
This is an older kid with
potentially serious issues.
381
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,788
I don't know, I just do.
382
00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,633
Do you think that's
a good enough answer?
383
00:17:38,713 --> 00:17:41,202
Because once we tell the girls,
there's no turning back.
384
00:17:41,411 --> 00:17:44,402
- What exactly are you saying?
- Maybe we can't handle this.
385
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:46,962
Maybe we're biting off
more than we can chew.
386
00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:50,757
- Are you really serious right now?
- Yes.
387
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,179
- What? Are we not...?
- (sighs)
388
00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:58,585
I guess we're picking up
the pace now? Is that it?
389
00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,790
I thought...
390
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:01,663
Great.
391
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,218
Okay. Thanks.
392
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:08,296
- What? Who was that?
- (chuckles)
393
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:09,749
It was the house band
394
00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:11,350
- that I sent my demo to.
- Shut up.
395
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,108
(chuckles) They need me
to fill in tonight.
396
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,078
- Their singer got strep throat.
- That is awesome.
397
00:18:15,102 --> 00:18:18,054
I knew strep throat had a
purpose. Good for strep throat.
398
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,484
Okay. I'm gonna go
to the sound check.
399
00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:20,741
- Okay.
- Sound check?
400
00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,197
Who has a sound check? For what?
401
00:18:23,096 --> 00:18:24,512
Oh, it's not a big deal.
402
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,069
I... I got a singing gig for tonight.
403
00:18:28,094 --> 00:18:28,973
What?
404
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:31,110
(chuckles): Kate, that's amazing.
405
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,219
Like I said, it's not a big deal, okay?
406
00:18:33,332 --> 00:18:35,230
- So I'm gonna run, okay? You guys stay.
- Okay.
407
00:18:35,255 --> 00:18:37,097
W-Wait. Wh-What, what um...
408
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:38,886
(clears throat)
What kind of place is it?
409
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,469
It's just, uh, you know,
410
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:42,570
a bar where people
sing at sometimes, so...
411
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,891
I remember when
I used to perform. Gosh.
412
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:49,505
The smoke was so thick you could
barely see through it. And...
413
00:18:50,078 --> 00:18:51,305
...the first time I sang,
414
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,977
I don't think anybody was
even listening to me...
415
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,134
Wait, hold up. You used to sing?
416
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:00,672
(sighs) I'm sorry.
417
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,292
I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.
418
00:19:03,657 --> 00:19:04,636
It's okay.
419
00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,776
- Bug, go-go break a leg.
- Go, go.
420
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,035
- All right. I love you.
- Bye, love you.
421
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,176
- I'll call you, okay?
- Okay. Yeah.
422
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,721
I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.
423
00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:12,964
- ANNOUNCER: All right, everybody.
- Okay, okay.
424
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:15,026
It's time. You ready
to meet our cast?!
425
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:18,401
♪
426
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:42,792
♪
427
00:19:49,117 --> 00:19:50,381
Excuse me.
428
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:53,998
How much for an hour?
429
00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:56,064
The first one's on me.
430
00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:06,377
Hey, you interested in training?
431
00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:09,443
No. Just keeping a promise to my wife.
432
00:20:13,057 --> 00:20:14,384
(laughter)
433
00:20:16,397 --> 00:20:18,522
- Oh, no!
- (laughter continues)
434
00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:22,349
Oh! No!
435
00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:24,124
I've lost the baby.
436
00:20:25,405 --> 00:20:26,569
(Kevin groans)
437
00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:30,487
Manny say what?
438
00:20:30,692 --> 00:20:32,729
(audience aahing, laughing)
439
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,881
- And we're out.
- (applause)
440
00:20:37,159 --> 00:20:38,559
Hey. What's wrong?
441
00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:39,744
You're crushing.
442
00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:41,129
- Yeah.
- Don't you hear the crowd?
443
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,791
Casey adjusted the last scene.
444
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,620
He's trying to humiliate me.
445
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,335
I had this whole vision
of how this was gonna go.
446
00:20:48,442 --> 00:20:50,064
It's gonna be mortifying.
447
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:53,993
Look, you came here to be Clooney.
448
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,054
Right? You think Clooney loved it
when he had to go back to ER...
449
00:20:57,079 --> 00:20:59,517
You mean to reunite with
Julianna Margulies in Seattle?
450
00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:01,812
Yeah, that's right.
I love that episode.
451
00:21:01,837 --> 00:21:03,549
- Yeah.
- That was a bad example.
452
00:21:03,752 --> 00:21:06,869
Look, Kevin, th-this stupid show
does not define you anymore.
453
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:10,577
Right? You-you came here
to do a job, to rise above.
454
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,436
So just be the bigger man.
455
00:21:12,461 --> 00:21:13,641
Be Clooney.
456
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:15,367
Otherwise, what are we even doing here?
457
00:21:15,847 --> 00:21:18,382
Hey, Kevin, uh, we need you
for the quick change.
458
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,421
Okay.
459
00:21:20,841 --> 00:21:21,976
- Clooney.
- Mm.
460
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:23,890
I'm gonna Clooney the
hell out of this thing.
461
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,282
All right, thank you.
462
00:21:27,948 --> 00:21:29,720
You know, I-I have a sister.
463
00:21:30,295 --> 00:21:32,192
Her and my mom... oof!
464
00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:33,865
- You know?
- Hmm.
465
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,343
Only time I fell through
a coffee table, that-that time.
466
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,701
(chuckles): That was not normal.
467
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,376
- (laughs): Of course.
- For...
468
00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:46,819
Okay, I have to leave
and go to her show now.
469
00:21:46,819 --> 00:21:49,187
This is her first real gig,
and I can't miss it,
470
00:21:49,222 --> 00:21:51,007
so I hope you guys understand.
471
00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,238
I do.
472
00:21:55,473 --> 00:21:56,543
Ah, crap.
473
00:21:58,352 --> 00:22:00,176
It's okay. I'll stay with the girls.
474
00:22:00,201 --> 00:22:02,106
Thank you. Kevin will understand.
475
00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:03,603
All right, yup.
476
00:22:03,628 --> 00:22:04,660
Come on, come on.
477
00:22:10,272 --> 00:22:13,449
Hey, superstar, are you
excited about tonight?
478
00:22:14,787 --> 00:22:17,325
- I don't know.
- You don't know. What?!
479
00:22:17,325 --> 00:22:20,136
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
480
00:22:20,161 --> 00:22:22,532
You do know that you are
481
00:22:22,735 --> 00:22:24,469
the greatest singer
in this house, right?
482
00:22:24,494 --> 00:22:27,480
And on the planet, and maybe
in the entire universe?
483
00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:30,430
So I have a little surprise for you.
484
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:33,344
I made this from the first dress
485
00:22:33,369 --> 00:22:35,928
that I wore the first time I performed
486
00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:37,265
in front of a whole bunch of people.
487
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,828
And I was really nervous,
and I'm telling you,
488
00:22:39,853 --> 00:22:41,654
wearing this gave me confidence.
489
00:22:41,697 --> 00:22:44,383
So, I thought that you might
want to go upstairs
490
00:22:44,408 --> 00:22:46,164
and try it on, and
maybe wear it tonight?
491
00:22:46,189 --> 00:22:48,000
- Yeah.
- You do? Okay.
492
00:22:48,098 --> 00:22:49,765
Go upstairs.
I'm gonna pop in the shower,
493
00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:51,399
and then I'll come in your room
and I'll help you get ready.
494
00:22:51,423 --> 00:22:53,344
- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay, Bug.
495
00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:57,633
♪
496
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:03,874
Mom! Mom!
497
00:23:05,988 --> 00:23:08,258
- (shower running)
- REBECCA: ♪ Always tomorrow ♪
498
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:10,023
♪ Lean on me ♪
499
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:13,618
♪ When you're not strong ♪
500
00:23:13,731 --> 00:23:15,919
♪ I'll be your friend ♪
501
00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:19,914
♪ I'll help you carry on ♪
502
00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:22,410
♪ For it won't be... ♪
503
00:23:28,645 --> 00:23:30,645
Really? We're walking this fast?
504
00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:34,040
I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to take a cross-country flight,
505
00:23:34,065 --> 00:23:35,944
and I didn't get my workout in,
so this is my workout.
506
00:23:35,944 --> 00:23:37,859
Will you just hear me out? Please?
507
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,076
Look, what if we get a kid
508
00:23:40,101 --> 00:23:42,369
that has serious issues
that we're not prepared for?
509
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,604
Randall, no, we don't know what
kind of child we're gonna get,
510
00:23:45,629 --> 00:23:47,121
but we didn't know what kind
of kids we were gonna get
511
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:49,222
the first two times, and they
turned out okay, didn't they?
512
00:23:49,246 --> 00:23:50,940
But what if they didn't
turn out anything?
513
00:23:51,076 --> 00:23:53,041
What if they were just
great to begin with?
514
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,283
- Don't you ever think about that?
- Think about what?
515
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,543
Maybe we didn't do that much, Beth.
516
00:23:58,033 --> 00:24:00,928
I mean, Tess self-soothed
from two weeks old.
517
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:03,402
Annie was sleeping ten hours
a night from infancy.
518
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,338
Remember how other
parents would talk about
519
00:24:05,363 --> 00:24:07,432
their sleepless nights
and their terrible babies?
520
00:24:07,457 --> 00:24:09,111
Remember how we used to have to fake it?
521
00:24:09,227 --> 00:24:12,229
What parents pretend to be tired, Beth?
522
00:24:12,588 --> 00:24:14,048
And now we're gonna potentially
523
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,065
introduce a kid
with these kind of issues
524
00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:18,346
- into our home.
- Randall, you're being ridiculous.
525
00:24:18,371 --> 00:24:20,184
And I think you're being reckless.
526
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,879
Randall, you wanted to adopt.
527
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:25,160
And now you're Randalling out
on me like this was my idea.
528
00:24:25,184 --> 00:24:26,718
Okay, stop making my name a thing!
529
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:28,187
And yes, I wanted to adopt.
530
00:24:28,212 --> 00:24:29,674
Got my head around that months ago...
531
00:24:29,698 --> 00:24:32,284
adopting a newborn,
clean-slate baby, like I was
532
00:24:32,309 --> 00:24:35,270
when my parents found me,
but I'm worried, Beth.
533
00:24:35,295 --> 00:24:37,129
Because that's what you do, Randall.
534
00:24:37,423 --> 00:24:38,623
You worry, babe.
535
00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:40,786
But we have talked about this a lot,
536
00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:42,684
and we discussed
how difficult it could be,
537
00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:44,465
and we came to a decision.
538
00:24:44,637 --> 00:24:47,731
And now I'm jet-lagged,
you got me out here sweating,
539
00:24:47,756 --> 00:24:51,172
and I traveled across country
to miss the taping of a sitcom
540
00:24:51,197 --> 00:24:52,821
that I didn't want to come
see in the first place.
541
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:58,237
So can we please just table
the convo until we get home?
542
00:24:58,702 --> 00:24:59,860
Please?
543
00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:04,738
I guess the part that concerns me, Beth,
544
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,119
- is that we just...
- Oh, my God, you're driving me nuts.
545
00:25:06,143 --> 00:25:07,798
Mm-mm. I'm walking.
546
00:25:07,823 --> 00:25:09,844
- Beth...
- I love you, but I'm walking.
547
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:14,852
♪
548
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,720
You sure you don't want
to sing, sweetheart?
549
00:25:19,744 --> 00:25:21,211
You practiced so hard.
550
00:25:21,435 --> 00:25:24,110
- I think that's why my throat hurts.
- Yeah?
551
00:25:24,135 --> 00:25:25,750
Did you finish your cough drop?
552
00:25:29,581 --> 00:25:31,638
You know, I used to get really nervous
553
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:33,103
- before I sang...
- I don't want to.
554
00:25:34,457 --> 00:25:35,473
Okay.
555
00:25:36,308 --> 00:25:38,286
We'll get 'em next time then, Bug.
556
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,513
(applause)
557
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,931
Thank you. Hope you're all
having a great night.
558
00:25:53,956 --> 00:25:56,890
And I hope that we can make it better.
559
00:25:57,776 --> 00:26:01,088
(piano plays gentle intro
to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide")
560
00:26:10,419 --> 00:26:13,999
♪ I took my love and I took it down ♪
561
00:26:16,935 --> 00:26:18,261
♪ Climbed a mountain ♪
562
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,805
- ♪ And I turned around ♪
- Shh. Shh.
563
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:25,115
♪ And I saw my reflection ♪
564
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:28,963
♪ In the snow-covered hills ♪
565
00:26:29,008 --> 00:26:34,020
♪ Till the landslide brought it down ♪
566
00:26:35,264 --> 00:26:38,611
♪ Oh, mirror in the sky ♪
567
00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:40,712
♪ What is love? ♪
568
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:47,119
♪ Can the child within
my heart rise above? ♪
569
00:26:48,588 --> 00:26:55,267
♪ Can I sail through
the changing ocean tide? ♪
570
00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:58,828
♪ Can I handle the seasons ♪
571
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:05,230
♪ Of my life? ♪
572
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,626
♪ I don't know ♪
573
00:27:08,685 --> 00:27:14,236
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
574
00:27:15,269 --> 00:27:20,783
♪ 'Cause I built my life around you ♪
575
00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:25,236
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
576
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:28,666
♪ Even children get older ♪
577
00:27:28,691 --> 00:27:33,528
♪ And I'm getting older, too... ♪
578
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:37,798
Hi. I'm Kevin, and I will be
doing my impression of Mr. T.
579
00:27:39,197 --> 00:27:41,384
Got no time for the jibber-jabber!
580
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,876
I pity the fool!
581
00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:44,447
(silence)
582
00:27:44,503 --> 00:27:45,611
(Sophie laughing)
583
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,080
GIRL: Come on, Manny.
584
00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:52,829
The only way to find a baby
is to think like a baby.
585
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,205
(laughter)
586
00:28:00,872 --> 00:28:02,322
(laughter continues louder)
587
00:28:13,935 --> 00:28:14,970
(laughing)
588
00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:17,337
(applause)
589
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:20,564
(laughter)
590
00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:23,853
(laughter continues louder)
591
00:28:24,707 --> 00:28:26,119
All right, baby.
592
00:28:27,369 --> 00:28:28,705
Where are you, baby?
593
00:28:29,634 --> 00:28:31,392
Where are you? Come to me.
594
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,705
Where are you, baby?
595
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,791
(laughter continues)
596
00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:42,814
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
597
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:49,611
♪ 'Cause I've built my life around you ♪
598
00:28:50,442 --> 00:28:53,681
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
599
00:28:53,706 --> 00:28:57,259
♪ Even children get older ♪
600
00:28:57,284 --> 00:29:02,021
♪ And I'm getting older, too ♪
601
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:09,698
♪ Oh, I'm getting older, too ♪
602
00:29:12,277 --> 00:29:15,626
♪ I took my love and I took it down ♪
603
00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:21,385
♪ I climbed a mountain
and I turned around... ♪
604
00:29:21,419 --> 00:29:22,418
You almost missed Mr. T.
605
00:29:22,418 --> 00:29:24,516
I know. I had to...
take care of something.
606
00:29:24,651 --> 00:29:25,797
It's all good.
607
00:29:27,146 --> 00:29:29,350
It's done. It's done.
608
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:32,820
♪ Covered hills ♪
609
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:39,820
♪ Well, the landslide'll bring it down ♪
610
00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:45,195
♪ Oh, the landslide'll bring it... ♪
611
00:29:45,945 --> 00:29:47,375
♪ ...down. ♪
612
00:29:55,732 --> 00:29:56,818
Ha!
613
00:29:57,998 --> 00:29:58,998
Shh.
614
00:29:59,427 --> 00:30:00,944
I'm sorry.
I saw your name on the door.
615
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:02,018
It's okay. No. Yup, yup.
616
00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:04,560
It's, you know... fine.
617
00:30:08,357 --> 00:30:09,927
Missed the show, by the way.
618
00:30:10,969 --> 00:30:12,857
- I'm so sorry, Kevin.
- It's okay.
619
00:30:13,844 --> 00:30:15,384
It's all right.
You know, it's The Manny.
620
00:30:15,408 --> 00:30:17,001
I know it's not exactly your cup of tea.
621
00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:18,563
Randall's driving me nuts.
622
00:30:19,976 --> 00:30:21,991
Yeah? Yeah, I know, he'll do that.
623
00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:25,781
We're adopting, you know...
well, fostering,
624
00:30:25,806 --> 00:30:28,945
and now he's freaking out,
like we're not up for it.
625
00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:31,240
He's freaking out
and second-guessing.
626
00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:35,921
Yeah, well, I mean, he'll do that, too.
627
00:30:41,138 --> 00:30:42,842
You know my brother
doesn't attempt anything
628
00:30:42,867 --> 00:30:45,802
unless he's positive
he'll succeed at it, right?
629
00:30:45,859 --> 00:30:48,187
I know it. I... I guess that's true.
630
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:52,373
I mean, there was this one time,
631
00:30:52,398 --> 00:30:55,538
this... this one time his entire life.
632
00:30:55,581 --> 00:30:57,822
It was in college, and, you
know, this girl at a party...
633
00:30:57,939 --> 00:31:01,013
This really, really, like,
badass, dreadlocked girl,
634
00:31:01,286 --> 00:31:03,497
who was, by the way, like...
let's be honest...
635
00:31:03,522 --> 00:31:06,138
17 times out of his nerdy,
sweater-vested-wearing league.
636
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:07,669
He had no shot in hell at her.
637
00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:09,747
- But he, uh...
- (Beth laughs)
638
00:31:09,747 --> 00:31:12,725
He asked her out anyway.
He called her on the phone.
639
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:15,045
Good God, he was so nervous,
he made me sweat.
640
00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:16,147
Yeah, I bet.
641
00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:19,040
I still remember his
opening line, you know?
642
00:31:19,065 --> 00:31:20,469
- Mm.
- It was so cheesy.
643
00:31:20,469 --> 00:31:22,772
He was like, "You don't
know who I am, but..."
644
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:23,998
"But you're about to."
645
00:31:25,587 --> 00:31:26,710
- Wait.
- I'm sorry, you thought
646
00:31:26,734 --> 00:31:29,247
Randall had that kind of game at 19?
647
00:31:29,711 --> 00:31:31,458
Who do you think was
Cyrano-ing the entire thing?
648
00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:32,849
Wait a minute. You?
649
00:31:32,874 --> 00:31:35,473
You... Beth, you fell
for the Manny's game.
650
00:31:35,498 --> 00:31:37,499
Now, you sit there,
and you just think about that
651
00:31:37,524 --> 00:31:39,738
- for a second, little bit.
- Oh, no. It hurts.
652
00:31:39,763 --> 00:31:41,496
- Yeah.
- Damn.
653
00:31:41,705 --> 00:31:42,748
I got got.
654
00:31:44,725 --> 00:31:46,326
You know, Beth, that's the only time
655
00:31:46,351 --> 00:31:47,475
in my brother's entire life
656
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,886
that he's actually risked failure.
657
00:31:51,298 --> 00:31:52,441
It's the only time.
658
00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:56,399
You know how hard that was for him?
659
00:31:56,932 --> 00:31:58,407
How scary that was for him?
660
00:31:58,432 --> 00:31:59,743
The man was terrified.
661
00:32:06,016 --> 00:32:07,797
You know I think you're funny, Kevin.
662
00:32:10,335 --> 00:32:11,376
I know.
663
00:32:11,647 --> 00:32:13,838
You laughed at all my jokes
that night on the phone.
664
00:32:13,863 --> 00:32:15,440
Wait a minute.
You were on the line, too?
665
00:32:15,464 --> 00:32:16,697
- Yep.
- Mm-mm. Forget it.
666
00:32:16,722 --> 00:32:17,737
I don't even want to know.
667
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,862
- Some things are better left unsaid.
- (Groans)
668
00:32:24,539 --> 00:32:26,874
Okay, so, I got your number.
669
00:32:26,899 --> 00:32:28,218
Let's do this again sometime.
670
00:32:28,985 --> 00:32:30,826
I would love that. Thanks.
671
00:32:30,851 --> 00:32:32,349
- Yeah. See you.
- All right.
672
00:32:32,762 --> 00:32:34,099
- G-Good night.
- Bye.
673
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,056
- That was great. That was great.
- Oh.
674
00:32:40,081 --> 00:32:43,512
REBECCA: That was phenomenal.
Absolutely phenomenal.
675
00:32:43,512 --> 00:32:45,382
And, I'm telling you, I-in time,
676
00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:47,974
you will learn to power
through a crowd like this.
677
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,155
But it was amazing.
678
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:50,335
You see?
679
00:32:50,654 --> 00:32:52,904
This is why I didn't want you to come.
680
00:32:53,383 --> 00:32:54,968
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna...
681
00:32:54,993 --> 00:32:56,937
I'm just gonna go pay the tab.
682
00:32:57,778 --> 00:33:00,613
Even though we didn't
get anything. Yeah. Okay.
683
00:33:01,687 --> 00:33:02,933
(sighs) You know what?
684
00:33:03,047 --> 00:33:04,724
No, I told myself...
685
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,439
I wasn't gonna do this;
I wasn't gonna end
686
00:33:07,464 --> 00:33:10,133
this visit feeling bad,
you know, about what I've said
687
00:33:10,158 --> 00:33:11,759
or what I haven't said to you, so...
688
00:33:11,803 --> 00:33:13,418
I'm just not gonna say anything.
689
00:33:14,463 --> 00:33:15,194
Kate.
690
00:33:15,318 --> 00:33:18,963
Sweetheart, you sang
incredibly beautifully.
691
00:33:18,988 --> 00:33:20,956
You should be so happy right now.
692
00:33:21,088 --> 00:33:23,088
- "Incredibly beautifully"?
- Mm-hmm.
693
00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:25,056
Why do you do that?
694
00:33:25,758 --> 00:33:28,533
Do what? I'm complimenting you.
I'm proud of you.
695
00:33:28,558 --> 00:33:30,581
No, you feel sorry for me.
696
00:33:30,786 --> 00:33:34,232
(chuckles) What on earth
would make you think that, Kate?
697
00:33:34,257 --> 00:33:36,498
You overcompensate for me, Mom,
and you always have.
698
00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:38,849
And here I am, a 37-year-old woman,
699
00:33:38,874 --> 00:33:41,404
and you still make me
feel like a stupid...
700
00:33:42,935 --> 00:33:44,426
fat, little kid.
701
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:48,883
I'm sorry. What have I ever done
to make you feel like that?
702
00:33:48,908 --> 00:33:50,713
- I'm not gonna do this.
- Kate.
703
00:33:50,713 --> 00:33:53,485
- I want to know. What have I ever done?
- You existed.
704
00:33:57,072 --> 00:33:59,069
- It's everything about you, Mom.
- (sighs)
705
00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:02,812
It's not just that you're
beautiful or thin.
706
00:34:03,893 --> 00:34:06,619
Or that you have perfect pitch
even when you talk.
707
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:08,573
It's everything.
708
00:34:09,692 --> 00:34:11,499
And you wanted a daughter like you,
709
00:34:11,524 --> 00:34:13,507
- and I was never gonna be you.
- No. No.
710
00:34:13,532 --> 00:34:14,759
I never wanted you to be like me, Kate.
711
00:34:14,759 --> 00:34:18,314
No! You wanted me to be the
you that you never became.
712
00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,404
Well, you did it, Ma.
713
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,740
You got me to say
terrible, unfair things.
714
00:34:33,431 --> 00:34:35,672
Least you could do
is say something terrible back.
715
00:34:38,366 --> 00:34:41,159
I-I just can't think of anything
that would be...
716
00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:44,982
quite that terrible, is the thing.
717
00:34:46,686 --> 00:34:48,561
You're my entire life, Kate.
718
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:53,750
You know that. You and your
brothers are my entire life.
719
00:34:54,350 --> 00:34:55,506
(whispering): Kate.
720
00:34:59,561 --> 00:35:00,980
You were just my little girl.
721
00:35:01,749 --> 00:35:03,009
My little Bug.
722
00:35:03,706 --> 00:35:05,222
In your own world.
723
00:35:05,985 --> 00:35:08,386
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I... maybe I overdid it.
724
00:35:08,411 --> 00:35:10,544
Maybe I pushed you too hard.
725
00:35:10,569 --> 00:35:11,973
Maybe I did that.
726
00:35:13,503 --> 00:35:14,606
(sighs)
727
00:35:16,061 --> 00:35:17,106
I love you.
728
00:35:17,674 --> 00:35:19,840
And I'm sorry, but...
729
00:35:21,436 --> 00:35:23,318
(exhales) Now this...
730
00:35:24,193 --> 00:35:27,829
this is going to be the memory
of my very first real gig.
731
00:35:28,068 --> 00:35:29,091
This.
732
00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,201
I'm sorry. I'm gonna be in the car.
733
00:35:42,638 --> 00:35:44,548
Am I... (sighs)
734
00:35:45,114 --> 00:35:48,490
Am I crazy? Or am I doing
735
00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:50,769
what she says I'm doing
and making her feel...
736
00:35:50,769 --> 00:35:52,829
Okay, okay. B-Between you and me,
737
00:35:53,312 --> 00:35:56,074
I think that she is
super sensitive around you.
738
00:35:56,099 --> 00:35:57,878
And, obviously, I don't
know the whole history,
739
00:35:57,902 --> 00:36:00,168
but as much as I want you
740
00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:02,260
- to like me, you need to know
- Mm-hmm.
741
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,587
that I am Team Kate for life.
742
00:36:06,047 --> 00:36:07,999
Like, that's the deal here.
743
00:36:08,847 --> 00:36:10,573
So I can't have you
putting me in a position
744
00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:12,801
where I bring you to a show
that she doesn't want you at,
745
00:36:12,825 --> 00:36:15,292
and you can't ask me
to side with you, okay?
746
00:36:15,448 --> 00:36:16,573
Because...
747
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:19,288
Team Kate.
748
00:36:20,634 --> 00:36:21,634
Forever.
749
00:36:22,074 --> 00:36:23,890
- That's how this works.
- Got it.
750
00:36:24,096 --> 00:36:25,218
- Okay.
- Okay.
751
00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:28,873
Uh, shall we commence
the awkward car ride home?
752
00:36:30,341 --> 00:36:31,507
♪
753
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,593
(sighs)
754
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,217
So, I've realized
I really like your fiancé.
755
00:37:11,826 --> 00:37:12,998
(chuckles softly)
756
00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:26,668
Now there, that's the
Lucille Ball building.
757
00:37:26,693 --> 00:37:28,396
You know who Lucille Ball was, right?
758
00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:30,120
- No. -No.
- You don't?
759
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,765
RANDALL: She was like the girl
from The Thundermans
760
00:37:31,789 --> 00:37:32,903
but even funnier.
761
00:37:33,598 --> 00:37:34,653
Hey, hold on.
762
00:37:35,326 --> 00:37:37,624
- One second. Be right back.
- Hmm?
763
00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:39,059
Hey, babe.
764
00:37:39,279 --> 00:37:41,137
I know I've been getting on your n...
765
00:37:41,565 --> 00:37:42,621
♪
766
00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,176
Our girls came out good.
767
00:37:55,421 --> 00:37:56,481
It's true.
768
00:37:57,502 --> 00:37:58,793
But we made them great.
769
00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:01,270
They make us great.
770
00:38:02,543 --> 00:38:04,137
We can do this.
771
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,348
You and me, we can do anything.
772
00:38:09,569 --> 00:38:10,684
I know.
773
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,973
You let your brother listen on the line
774
00:38:14,998 --> 00:38:17,074
when you were asking me out
for the first time?
775
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,254
I did.
776
00:38:21,449 --> 00:38:22,621
Crazy.
777
00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:24,730
(whispers): I am.
778
00:38:30,255 --> 00:38:31,277
Hey, girls.
779
00:38:32,684 --> 00:38:35,059
Mommy and Daddy want to talk
to you about something.
780
00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:39,848
♪
781
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,566
(whispers): Hi.
782
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:06,767
I kept it to myself last time.
783
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,707
But it can't be like that again.
784
00:39:16,089 --> 00:39:17,207
I know.
785
00:39:21,741 --> 00:39:22,769
(Jack sighs)
786
00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:29,262
- (knock on door)
- Come in.
787
00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:35,012
Heard a rumor you were back already.
788
00:39:35,463 --> 00:39:38,754
The house is abuzz.
It's like Melrose Place in here.
789
00:39:39,035 --> 00:39:40,535
Yeah, I'm back.
790
00:39:42,582 --> 00:39:44,160
So, you guys are okay?
791
00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:47,168
The queen admitted you
back into her castle?
792
00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:49,809
Kate, you need to be
nicer to your mother.
793
00:39:49,979 --> 00:39:52,184
Okay? You don't know everything.
794
00:39:55,655 --> 00:39:56,738
In fact...
795
00:40:00,043 --> 00:40:02,230
...I'm gonna talk to your
brothers, too but...
796
00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:05,019
I wanted to talk to you first.
797
00:40:08,918 --> 00:40:10,691
Something I need to tell you.
798
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:14,544
Um...
799
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:23,746
Part of the reason your
mom and I had a fight...
800
00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:33,605
Katie girl, I...
801
00:40:35,129 --> 00:40:36,480
I have a drinking problem.
802
00:40:37,664 --> 00:40:40,121
And my father, he had
a drinking problem.
803
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:45,633
And I've kept that
hidden from you guys because...
804
00:40:48,186 --> 00:40:52,471
...because I-I didn't want
you to know that about me.
805
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,352
I really didn't want
you to know that about me.
806
00:41:02,654 --> 00:41:05,165
But you have to know.
807
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,478
And...
808
00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,603
♪
809
00:41:24,056 --> 00:41:25,236
I'm sorry.
810
00:41:26,572 --> 00:41:28,392
I never wanted to disappoint you.
811
00:41:30,392 --> 00:41:32,865
(sniffles) But I have to
be honest with you guys,
812
00:41:33,653 --> 00:41:35,923
- because I need you guys.
- Dad.
813
00:41:44,913 --> 00:41:46,189
♪
814
00:42:29,835 --> 00:42:32,871
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