1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:10,385 Yeah, thanks. I just wanna confirm that my employees' benefits won't lapse. 2 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:11,927 Sure, I'll hold. 3 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,017 You're here early. 4 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,394 Oh, been getting here at 8 all week. 5 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:22,522 Rise and grind. What the sports guys say on Twitter. 6 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,066 Sports guys also dress like Justin Bieber's pastor? 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,443 No, not just that. 8 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,362 I, too, released a statement after Bieber's monkey incident. 9 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,282 - Insulting you is getting harder. - Oh, thank you. 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,744 So I took Eliza's advice to embrace being the big boss. 11 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:40,498 Buy, sell, flip, flop, love it, list it. I'm not talking to anyone, I'm on hold. 12 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,500 Speaking of Eliza, how are you feeling 13 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,878 after everything that happened or didn't happen? 14 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,838 Bad. Really bad. 15 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:51,217 I almost told her I liked her moments before she got back with her husband. 16 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,429 Nothing dropping a shot of Jäger into a pint of ice cream won't cure. 17 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:58,308 We're better off as friends. Now we can go back to acting normal. 18 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:02,937 Eliza! [chuckles] Looking good, looking sharp, looking chill. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,191 In my Blockbuster uniform that I always wear? 20 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,609 Sure, whatever. Shut up. 21 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:10,278 Timmy got here at 8. 22 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,905 Eight a.m.? 23 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:14,741 - Oh, it's not that early. - [Eliza] Not for most people, 24 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,327 but you claim it's not worth waking up that early 25 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,080 because your breakfast burrito place doesn't open until 11. 26 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,292 But your breakfast burrito place is a gas station that's open 24 hours. 27 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,754 You do not want to see clientele at Gas-n-Guzz before 11. 28 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:31,341 We call them Morning Joes and they're an absolute nightmare. 29 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,424 Not important. 30 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,678 I took your advice, throwing myself into the business. 31 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,431 In fact, I made a to-do list. 32 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,768 At work by 8 and a list, did somebody rise and grind? 33 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:45,647 I did. Opened a bank account, transferred utilities into my name, 34 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,025 and I even talked to a lawyer about legal stuff. 35 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,777 - They're good with that. - Smart. 36 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:54,364 It's all on me. No corporate. I am the Blockbuster dad now. 37 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:59,494 I got bills to pay and ties to wear and James Patterson books to read. 38 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:02,080 So you can call me "the Blockbuster daddy." 39 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:05,166 Ehh. Why are we listening to weird music? 40 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,795 Is this "End of the World as We Know It", but no lyrics? The melody won't hold. 41 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,840 Blockbuster daddy is on hold with our health insurance agent. 42 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,550 Don't wanna let your bennies lapse. 43 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,261 - [man] You're all set, Mr. Yoon. - Thank you, sir. 44 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:20,390 All that's left on my list is get Percy to put the lease in my name. 45 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,017 Get on Zazzle and start designing me a mug, 46 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,061 "World's Best Blockbuster Daddy." 47 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,483 This new "daddy" thing aside, with Timmy this focused 48 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,987 and the influx of customers from my block party idea... 49 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:37,073 - You mean my video. - ...I think we're gonna be okay. 50 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,451 If I don't fire somebody by 5, I'll lose the store. 51 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,703 Whoo! 52 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,210 [Percy] What happened? I thought things were going great. 53 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,504 You had the customers from that news thing. 54 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,924 For the first time your store has more people than rats. 55 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,718 Damn. 56 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,263 I've only seen your hair turn white three other times. 57 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,806 When your parents got a divorce, 58 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,185 when you were slow dancing to "November Rain" with Denise Carrera... 59 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,770 You held a fart so long, you went to the emergency room. 60 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,023 ...and your mom made your 13th birthday a roast. 61 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,358 - Cherished memories. Thank you. - You're welcome. 62 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,736 Everything is way more expensive without corporate. 63 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,530 Payroll taxes, zero vendor discounts. 64 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,866 You know I needed permits to keep the store legal? 65 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:20,992 I did not. 66 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:23,203 I stopped paying a Scottish mob for protection. 67 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,580 That unhoused gentleman in a kilt only comes around 68 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,582 because you keep giving him $20. 69 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,793 I basically have to fire one of my friends, my family. 70 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,214 I'll tell you, man, that sucks big time. 71 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,592 Whose can is getting canned? 72 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,971 ...there for an hour, 73 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,642 and she agreed to buy the bird, then she said I could... 74 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,811 It's bad when she makes eye contact with the bailiff. 75 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,942 - She gave me a check... - I'm glad this place didn't close. 76 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,401 I'd really miss this. 77 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,403 - Me too. - "Balance $400." 78 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,323 - No! - Who gets the parrots? 79 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,159 Some sad breaking news out of Iron Creek, 80 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,454 where our beloved local movie reviewer has passed away. 81 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:10,166 It's that guy who comes in every month to do his Hollywood Harold's Flicky Picks. 82 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,043 Then blows up our bathroom. 83 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:15,505 - ...every Wednesday and Friday since 1950. - Rest in peace. 84 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,632 Funny man James Eugene Carrey, 85 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:22,679 the always unapologetically Canadian thespian, is in a new movie. 86 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:28,017 But unfortunately, I'm gonna havetosay "no, sir" to Yes Man. 87 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,940 - Who got the parrot? - We don't know, that guy died. 88 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,360 What? Hollywood Harold died? 89 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,405 That's crazy. He was a... He was a hero. 90 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,532 I try to reserve "hero" for first responders 91 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,367 and geese Sully Sullenberger murdered. 92 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,536 A local legend taken too soon. 93 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,789 I'm Miranda Golder fillinginfor Remington Alexander, 94 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:50,999 who is on vacation. 95 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,295 Bye. What was that all...? 96 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,588 Ooh! We're back, baby. 97 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,008 [Connie] Neither of them deserves the parrot. 98 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,677 ...medical center said returnthe bird... 99 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,595 [rock music playing over speakers] 100 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:10,351 What the hell is this? Olivia Rodrigo's unfortunate cousin? 101 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:14,022 It's my daughter's band, the Trampoline Busters. 102 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,441 There's no corporate, we can play whatever we want. 103 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,901 - Your daughter released an album? - Mm-hm. 104 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:19,902 On SoundCloud. 105 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,905 I burned a CD so I could listen to it in my Volvo, 106 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,741 but I only have a tape deck. 107 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,618 - This is my first time listening to it. - Bleak. 108 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,163 Ooh! I love this one. The drums are so quick. 109 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,623 These lyrics are clearly about you. 110 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,000 What? 111 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,002 "I'm not a little girl, proper and polite. 112 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:39,213 I'm a grown-ass woman, I don't wanna split my Sprite." 113 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,299 No, they're not. 114 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,926 It's about becoming your own person. 115 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,679 Fighting to break free from the man. Right? 116 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,848 Yeah. You're the man. 117 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,433 I get it. Moms suck. 118 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:55,396 My mom wouldn't even let me get a tattoo. It would have been so cool. Look. 119 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,775 - That's a pentagram. - It's more. 120 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,068 It's five triangles. 121 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,153 See, moms don't get it. 122 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:06,949 Things have been a little tense lately, but we're on the upswing. 123 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,078 We run a thriving island in Animal Crossing, okay? 124 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,498 If Ali had a problem with me, she'd tell me. 125 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:16,959 True. Because teenage girls are never passive-aggressive. 126 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:22,799 This feels like having to give up a child. 127 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,051 I can't imagine them not being here. 128 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:29,472 I did have one last-ditch idea that just might work. 129 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,640 Lay it on me. 130 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,810 So you know how Blockbuster used to pay half my rent? 131 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,188 Is there any way that you could reduce my rent...? 132 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,191 One thing we know is, you're not gonna fire Kayla. 133 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,443 - Is that something we know? - That's my daughter. 134 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,196 You can't fire my daughter. I'm your friend. 135 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,365 - Fire Eliza. - Eliza's off the table. 136 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,451 She's basically a minimum wage MBA. 137 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,704 Not Carlos, that man is a movie genius. 138 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,332 He got someone to rent Garden State after 2004. 139 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,250 [Percy] He's good. 140 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,335 Not Connie. She brings soup and hugs. 141 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,296 One time she hugged me with soup in her hand and burnt my back. 142 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,299 - You let it go, the soup is good. - That butternut squash is bomb. 143 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,427 She's the same age as most of our clientele. 144 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,887 Who else will know Hank Ackerman means Hugh Jackman? 145 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:13,182 - I want some butternut squash soup. - And not Hannah. She's good at... 146 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,685 She's the sweetest person. 147 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:20,481 And I just took everyone off the table. It's an empty table. 148 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,441 Not Kayla. 149 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:25,194 Yes, Kayla. If this will be fair, we have to consider everyone. 150 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,989 How about I consider raising your rent? 151 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,198 - Damn it. - Yeah. 152 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,534 - This will be harder than I thought. - Mm-hm. 153 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,328 It's like taking up skateboarding at 38 again. 154 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,497 The last time I drew a dick on a arm cast. 155 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,833 That's right. It was very realistic. 156 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,340 Hollywood Harold's love of movies inspired 157 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,010 millions and millions of Michiganders. 158 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,512 - Mm. - Okay. Thousands. 159 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,723 He was literally married to movies. 160 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,808 He gave Schindler's List five smooches. 161 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,353 We have to find a new purpose for this rack that honors his legacy. 162 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,437 Okay? 163 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,147 Any ideas? 164 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,066 Yeah. 165 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:08,154 A section for all those movies where a man and woman fall in love, 166 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,364 and they're perfect for each other. 167 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,783 But the man starts aging in reverse. 168 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,285 All those movies? 169 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:17,413 A rack dedicated to trilogies where the middle one is the best, 170 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,581 like National Treasure. 171 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,541 Only two National Treasure movies. 172 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,502 Wicker Man is the third. 173 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,879 Why are you in this meeting? 174 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,130 Concerned customer. 175 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,759 - What about an adult section? - Oh, Jesus, Connie. 176 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,928 - Ew. - No, no. Not like stag films. 177 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:36,474 I mean movies with sophisticated, adult themes like The Remains of the Day. 178 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:38,601 Should duty come before love? 179 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:39,810 Va, va, voom! 180 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:43,147 Maybe leave the rack empty. A symbol of what we've lost. 181 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,359 An empty rack is a symbol we're going out of business, 182 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:49,278 which is a vibe we're actively working against. 183 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,198 What about employee picks? 184 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,116 Okay, I like that. 185 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,036 A little basic, but Harold would've put his own spin on things. 186 00:08:57,119 --> 00:09:00,831 Like Halvsies, you watch the beginning of one movie and the end of another. 187 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:04,377 The time he did the beginning of Bambi with the end of E.T. 188 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,213 Oh! It was just a straight-up sob fest, no relief. 189 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:10,341 But you could put your own spin on things. 190 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,719 Employee picks, but I'll figure out a twist. 191 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,974 - Hollywood Harold would have loved that. - I'd like to say a few words about him. 192 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,434 To quote my favorite musician, [clears throat] 193 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,520 "You are not, not the worst." 194 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,604 Double negative. 195 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:28,234 "You will not, not, not control me." Triple negative. Double, triple negative. 196 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:33,364 "Eliza Walker, you're the worst." Still think these lyrics aren't about you? 197 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,532 [chuckles] 198 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,200 How was that about Harold? 199 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,120 - I got something. - What you got? 200 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,497 I lost it. 201 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,124 Hate that when it happens. 202 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,458 Sucks. 203 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,043 - It's back. - I love that. 204 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,629 I know we said no to psychological warfare, 205 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:52,800 but there's something in the area making the employees decide for us. 206 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,595 I bet if we just ask them a few questions, 207 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,722 the person I should fire would become obvious. 208 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:01,017 Yeah. Like a reverse job interview. 209 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:01,934 Exactly. 210 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,646 Clockwise, you working, and counterclockwise your ass fired. 211 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,648 I bet one doesn't need this job. 212 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,942 No offense, who'd work at Blockbuster 213 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,278 if they didn't absolutely have to? 214 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,449 Ultimately, I decided even if it is a microchip, 215 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:17,908 let the government spy. 216 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,578 I promised Helen we'd see Jeff Dunham live. 217 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,831 Totally, but I asked why you took the job. 218 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,499 Not why you took the jab. 219 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,335 Oh! 220 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,171 Okay, well, let's see. 221 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,173 For one, you all, of course. 222 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,967 Number two, gotta get my steps. 223 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:39,472 And three, probably watching judge shows with Hannah. 224 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,850 So you're saying you don't need this job? 225 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,353 I guess not totally, financially. 226 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,229 - All we needed to hear. - Yeah. 227 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:51,317 Emotionally on the other hand, that's another story. 228 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:56,364 Before I started working here, I don't know how I filled my days. 229 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,659 Got catfished a bunch, of course. 230 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,203 SWAT'd myself more than once. 231 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,373 Hooked on nasal sprays for a piece, 232 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:09,794 mostly just farted around Shondaland in my pajama jeans shorts. 233 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,923 One night, I was putting Christmas lights on the roof 234 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,719 and I just started inching towards the edge. Inching. 235 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,181 Inching, inching. 236 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,601 I cannot thank you enough for this job. 237 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,436 Saved my life. 238 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,773 Literally. You remember that Malaysian airplane that disappeared? 239 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,025 I was supposed to be on it the day you hired me. 240 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,110 That'll do. Thank you. 241 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,861 Is something going on? 242 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,945 As if. 243 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,532 Is that a new gray patch? 244 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,492 Oh, yeah, trying something. 245 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,827 Keep up the hard work. 246 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,910 Carry on. Bye. 247 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:51,669 Carlos. What do you consider your job strengths and weaknesses? 248 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,587 Where do you see yourself in five years? 249 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,048 - Pick a name. - He don't have time. 250 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,552 I'm replacing the Hollywood Harold section with Employee Picks. 251 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,304 Pick a name, then a movie you think that person would like. 252 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,390 Another great idea. 253 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:07,226 A new way to connect with customers and each other. 254 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:10,104 You're like our Zuckerberg except you won't destroy democracy, 255 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,397 and don't eat your hair. 256 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,732 Thanks, man. 257 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,815 Hannah. 258 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,319 - That man deserves a raise. - You're moving in the wrong direction. 259 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,572 I didn't say I'd give him a raise. 260 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,615 - You're out of Cool Ranch. - You ate it all. 261 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,784 I told you to put two rows in! 262 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,581 Have you noticed Timmy acting strange? 263 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,667 I feel someone's about to get voted off the island. 264 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,169 I don't know. Listen... 265 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,714 Do I have an annoying presence on Instagram? My daughter... 266 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,884 Personally, I unfollowed you because you'd write "needed this today" 267 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,635 under all of Michelle Obama's posts. 268 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,054 You unfollowed me? When? 269 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,808 Wow. I've been misjudging all my relationships. 270 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,936 - I can see you doing that. - I don't know that you're one to judge. 271 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,439 Once a week you post a picture of Snoopy drinking rosé 272 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,609 with "in dog wines I've only had one" under it, so... 273 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,695 Come on, Connie, this is serious. 274 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:04,366 I think that Ali is blaming me for all of the problems between her dad and me. 275 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,826 Listen to these lyrics, 276 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,122 "A studio apartment isn't a home, you're gonna be 43 and alone. 277 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:14,376 Drinking wine with no remorse while I become another child of divorce." 278 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,297 It's just so funny. 279 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,508 Snoopy using stemware. 280 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,591 Can you imagine? 281 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,179 Have you done your Hollywood Harold movie picks yet? 282 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,474 - Is there a spending limit? - It is not a Secret Santa. 283 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,645 Is this a test to determine who gets fired? 284 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,356 - What? - Someone's getting fired? 285 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,400 So listen, Kay. 286 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,319 Kay-money, Kmart. 287 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,654 Oh, no, thank you. 288 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,784 Um, I wanted to check in, see how you're liking things here. 289 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:48,702 Oh. 290 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,330 Walking into a dusty time capsule every day, 291 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,375 and having some gross dude in a Gremlins T-shirt mutter, 292 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,460 "You weren't born when this movie came out," 293 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,255 is honestly every 16-year-old's dream. 294 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,049 - So you hate it here? - No. 295 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,761 Let's just say that every time I have to come in, 296 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,180 it gets a bit harder to get out of bed. 297 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:15,187 Kayla, I am very sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to let... 298 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,064 - [door opens] - What the...? 299 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,358 Hey, Kayla. 300 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:23,237 There's a boy who needs to be reminded about his privilege, 301 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,199 I know you love that kind of stuff. Go give him a thing or two. 302 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,243 Make Daddy proud. Okay. 303 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,705 Sneaky man. You tried to fire my daughter. 304 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:36,208 - She literally told me she hates it here. - Fire Eliza. 305 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,419 Talk about a person who doesn't wanna be here. 306 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,254 Always saying she's overqualified 307 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,048 and using those triple-point Scrabble words to confuse me. 308 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,259 Firing Eliza would be insane. 309 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,469 I see what's happening here. 310 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,180 You keeping her around for eye candy. 311 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,100 - Oh, come on. - You got a big old crush on her. 312 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,310 Look at you. 313 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,561 Wow. 314 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,730 You can't do that in this climate. 315 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:58,814 That is not it. 316 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,608 I am glad we're just friends. 317 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,109 I'm rooting for her and Aaron. 318 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,069 - They're my Ross and Rachel. - Mm-hm. 319 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:08,407 - She saved us with that block party. - I saved you with the block party. 320 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,200 I'm the reason we went viral. 321 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,037 Because you lit a 40-foot gorilla on fire. 322 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,289 Look, it's Kayla. 323 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,083 I can't fire adults who actually need this job. 324 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,004 "Can't" is not in a man's vocabulary. 325 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,590 Quoting Love and Basketball is not gonna change my mind. 326 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,759 Maybe tripling your rent will. 327 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,179 These people's lives are in my hands. 328 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,805 It's too much pressure. 329 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,267 Like when the judge told me to point to which parent I wanted to live with. 330 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,159 - If not Kayla, who? - [knocking on door] 331 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,358 Hey, hi. So you might get some calls from angry parents 332 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:46,195 because I confused Hungry Caterpillar with Human Centipede. 333 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,780 You can't be mad, though. 334 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:51,075 I told you that I did not know a lot about most movies. 335 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,494 Okay, bye. 336 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:55,955 [door closes] 337 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,251 She makes mistakes, but she's a good kid. 338 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,671 - Sorry to interrupt again. - Oh, no. 339 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,256 The Human Centipede situation has escalated 340 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,927 and the superintendent of all schools is on the phone for you 341 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,930 and he's "I can hear him breathing" upset. 342 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,848 Again, don't be mad. 343 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,935 [man] Hello? Hello? 344 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:24,108 Hello? Is anyone there? Hello? 345 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,526 I'll fire Hannah. 346 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,447 - Tomorrow. - Timmy. 347 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,991 - I wanna soften the blow. - Timmy. 348 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,911 It's not my fault the nearest Edible Arrangements is in Ann Arbor. 349 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,413 Whoa. 350 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,790 Is someone getting fired? 351 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:40,873 - Yes. - No. 352 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,960 [Timmy sighs] 353 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,087 - How did you know? - [Connie] You're acting weird, 354 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,923 - a patch of your hair turned gray. - Again? 355 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,969 Percy asked, "Would you freak out if you didn't work here anymore?" 356 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,220 Jesus, Percy. 357 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,431 In my mind, it was a trick question. 358 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,349 So who is it? 359 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,017 It's, uh... 360 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,185 It's... 361 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,732 Any chance I could just text the person? 362 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:08,110 Guys, the employee picks with a twist section is nowhere near finished. 363 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,446 - Who's your pick? - I'm in the middle of something. 364 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,449 It's important. Why is no one taking it seriously? 365 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,742 I put up my picks. 366 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,870 I got Eliza, so I went with Bad Moms, Bad Moms Christmas, 367 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,830 - Throw Momma from the Train. - Stop. 368 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,583 Carlos, why are you obsessing over stupid Hollywood Harold 369 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,251 when someone is getting fired? 370 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,753 I love Hollywood Harold, 371 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,173 and someone getting fired doesn't make him any less dead. 372 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,926 - So someone is getting fired? - Just tell us who it is, Timmy! 373 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,010 Okay. 374 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,597 - I am so, so sorry, but it's... - I quit. 375 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,141 - Kayla, no. - You can't leave us. 376 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,477 You need to teach me what "lit" means. 377 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,188 Me quitting makes things easier for everyone. 378 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,106 Plus, this place sucks. 379 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,025 - Kayla. - Sucks? 380 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,586 - [Eliza] Kayla. - [Connie] What the...? 381 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,737 - [Carlos] Is she serious? - [Eliza] Oh, my God. 382 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,616 This seems like a bad time, I know. 383 00:17:55,699 --> 00:18:00,329 I'm looking for a Robert De Niro movie where he doesn't play a naughty grandpa. 384 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,412 Any ideas? 385 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,385 I can't believe she actually quit. 386 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,970 It's crazy. 387 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:21,266 I'm gonna miss her. Not the part of her that likes to point out my faults, 388 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,604 like how my relationship with my daughter is a total mess, but "her" her. 389 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,691 What? Why aren't you taking this problem seriously? 390 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,568 Because it's not a problem. 391 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,363 It's not a problem that Ali hates me 392 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,241 even though I gave up so much to be her mother? 393 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,534 Including Harvard. 394 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,617 Subtle. 395 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:45,207 Look, it's a good thing she's lashing out. 396 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,836 Your family went through a rough six months. 397 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,463 Means she's working through it. 398 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,675 It's when they bottle it up you gotta worry. 399 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:58,262 My son drove his car through the front of a Wendy's. 400 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,013 He's a lawyer now. 401 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,391 Huh. 402 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,352 But it's so unfair. 403 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,855 Her dad is the one who cheated. 404 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,232 Not that I'd tell her that. 405 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,402 Why does she have to take it out on me? 406 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,779 She feels safe enough to. 407 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,532 She knows no matter what she says, 408 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,450 you'll always love her. 409 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,245 You're a good mom, Eliza. 410 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,789 You really think so? 411 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,750 Thanks. 412 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,420 I really needed that. 413 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,671 Of course. 414 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:34,965 I'm here for you. 415 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,260 Whenever we work the same shift. 416 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,440 Kind of a rough day, huh? 417 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,776 I mean, mine got rough a couple of hours ago, but... 418 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,904 you've had a rough one since you got here. 419 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,697 Yeah. Whatever, you know. 420 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,575 What's up with you and Hollywood Harold? 421 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,494 Don't say you'll miss his show-stopping hairline. 422 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,748 Um... 423 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,501 Look, my family moved to the States when I was 5 424 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,253 and we only got one channel. 425 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,881 So I saw a lot of Hollywood Harold. 426 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,634 I learned English from the movies he played. 427 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,928 That's why I still say "buddy." 428 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,847 I thought you just really loved Encino Man. 429 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,893 I didn't have any friends as a kid. 430 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,481 And... he felt like a friend. 431 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,983 That's so sweet. 432 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,486 I wish you told me. 433 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,656 You and Hollywood Harold are like a platonic rom-com. 434 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,784 I wanted people to care about the employee picks 435 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,911 the way that Harold made me care about movies. 436 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497 I did take the employee picks seriously. 437 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,582 It was easy since I picked myself. 438 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,875 That makes no sense. 439 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,753 Harold would've loved it. 440 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,881 Think he would love... this? 441 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,760 - We could dedicate this section to him. - You made a plaque for Harold? 442 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:05,931 No, I made it for you because you're my buddy. 443 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,140 [both laughing] 444 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,019 - Aw. Thanks. - In a twist 445 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,398 - with beloved Iron Creek movie reviewer. - The news is covering him again. 446 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:18,485 Searching the home of deceased local man "Hollywood" Harold Davidson, 447 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,780 authorities discovered the corpses of over 50 ferrets 448 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:25,450 in what PETA is calling "a veritable ferret Waco." 449 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,036 You don't need to see your hero like this. 450 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,873 ...according to Iron Creek FirefighterChiefLouanna Eggers, 451 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:36,295 they couldn't open the door and escape because ferrets don't have thumbs. 452 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,378 [knocking on door] 453 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,549 Hey. You all right? 454 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,011 Not really. Turns out being the Blockbuster daddy sucks. 455 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,263 Still not loving that nickname. 456 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,641 But trust me, I know how you feel. 457 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,313 You can't always be everyone's friend when you're trying to do what's best. 458 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,397 And it sucks. 459 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,398 But I'm sorry. 460 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,151 Thanks. 461 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,571 Why didn't you ask for my help? I thought we were a team. 462 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:06,033 I guess that would've been awkward since I was on the chopping block too. 463 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,618 No, you weren't. I can't live without you. 464 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,706 Um, the store can't survive without you. 465 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,166 'cause you're so great. 466 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:17,461 As my employee and my friend, because we're friends. 467 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,505 Of course we're friends. 468 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,924 Why are you acting so weird lately? 469 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,928 Why are you? I'm stressed. Mercury's in retrograde. Shall we? 470 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,638 Okay. 471 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,851 - I just hope Kayla's all right. - Oh, no one needs to worry about Kayla. 472 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,187 She already gets paid to put on makeup 473 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,940 while lip-synching John Mulaney bits on TikTok for some reason. 474 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,902 Oh, I'm old. 475 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,236 Gray streak isn't helping. 476 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,906 But for what it's worth, 477 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,449 I'm really proud of you. 478 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200 Thanks. 479 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:56,750 Maybe I am getting the hang of being a "boss" boss, after all. 480 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,544 Someone called me "sir" and I didn't look around for my dad. 481 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,548 My first tough day is officially in the books. 482 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,510 - I'm not letting you let Kayla quit. - [Timmy] It's done. 483 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,637 I love Kayla like a daughter you made me hire, 484 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,430 but I can't keep her on as a favor. 485 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,766 It's more than that. The truth is... 486 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,519 I asked you to hire her 487 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:19,356 so that I had an excuse to spend more time with her. 488 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:20,439 Aw. 489 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,985 Shut up. When she was younger, I could just pick her up, 490 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,279 take her to get ice cream and she loved it. 491 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,573 Loved being around her daddy. 492 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,492 But it's not like that anymore. 493 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,704 That's painful for a certified girl dad like myself because I love her. 494 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,248 Or whatever. 495 00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,874 Why didn't you tell me? 496 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,836 I got a reputation to maintain in these streets. 497 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,963 As the owner of a party store? 498 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,966 Look, the point is this, I'll pay her salary, 499 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,218 just don't tell Kayla that I... 500 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,137 - [Kayla] Tell me what? - Um... 501 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:55,934 Uh, that I found the money and you don't have to quit after all. 502 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,062 Yeah, okay, whatever. 503 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,480 I love the enthusiasm. 504 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:04,443 - I'll put this back in my locker. - Is that my new Hydro Flask? 505 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,529 Yeah, but I love it or whatever. 506 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,323 Yeah, hashtag "girl dad." 507 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,826 - Being a parent sucks. - Right!? 508 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:13,827 - Right. - No. 509 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,954 Blockbuster daddy does not count as parenting. 510 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:18,039 Don't normalize that nickname. 511 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,125 - I won't. It's catchy. - All right. 512 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,627 Ah. I can't believe it. 513 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:26,715 I didn't have to fire anyone and now you owe me big time, Percy. 514 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:30,218 Goes to show things always work out when you do your best 515 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,262 and you lead with kindness, and... 516 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,597 [car alarms blaring] 517 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,599 What the hell? 518 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,188 [Eliza] What set off all those alarms? 519 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,732 [dramatic music playing] 520 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,233 Oh, no. 521 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:47,986 They're back.