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_
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On my way down to
coordinate search and rescue.
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On my way down to
coordinate search and rescue.
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I mean, honestly, how do
you keep your food down?
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Shut up.
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- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey. Buddy!
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What do you think? Maximum
occupancy has been reached.
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- [HULK GROWLS]
- 2012 THOR: Take the stairs.
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- 2012 STARK: Yeah. Stop, stop.
- [LOUD THUD]
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AGENT: Hand over the case, Stark.
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- Hand it over.
- [2012 STARK STUTTERS]
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- PIERCE: Stark?
- 2012 THOR: Stark?
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Breathe, breathe.
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STARK: Good job. Meet me in the
alley. I'm gonna grab a quick slice.
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No stairs!
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[HULK ROARS]
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2012 THOR: Where's Loki?
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Loki! Loki!
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[WIND BLOWING]
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_
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[SPUTTERS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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I am Loki of Asgard.
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And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
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[IN MONGOLIAN] _
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_
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[IN ENGLISH] I...
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[WARBLES]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Never mind.
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Don't touch that.
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[WARBLES]
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Appears to be a standard
sequence violation.
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Branch is growing at a
stable rate and slope.
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Variant identified.
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I beg your pardon.
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On behalf of the Time
Variance Authority,
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I hereby arrest you for crimes
against the Sacred Timeline.
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Hands up.
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- [WEAPONS POWERING]
- You're coming with us.
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I'm sorry. Who's "us"?
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Last chance, Variant.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SNIFFLES]
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It's been a very long day,
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and I think I've had my fill of idiots
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in armored suits telling me what to do,
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so, if you don't mind, this
is actually your last chance.
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Now get out of my way.
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You are now moving at 1/16th speed,
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but feeling all that pain in real time.
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[LOKI GRUNTS]
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Reset the timeline.
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[DEVICE CLICKING]
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[WARBLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- MAN 1: What species?
- MAN 2: Variant Skrull.
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What is this place?
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My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs.
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One more call and your
whole job is privatized.
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- MAN 3: All right.
- MAN 4: How'd you like that?
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MAN 1: Hello, sir.
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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- HUNTER B-15: Come on.
- You're making a terrible mistake.
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MAN 4: You're making
a big mistake. Whoa!
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- Hello, ma'am, uh...
- HUNTER B-15: Log this as evidence.
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Oh...
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Can you at least tell me what it is?
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It's the Tesseract. Be
very careful with it.
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MAN: It sounds dumb.
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[PANTING]
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Know this.
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You cross me, there
are deadly consequences.
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We'll see.
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[GRUNTS]
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[WARBLES]
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Hey, hey!
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Absolutely not.
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This is fine Asgardian leather.
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Hold very still.
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[SIGHS]
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[STUTTERS] Now, hang on just a minute.
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPS]
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[PURRING]
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Please sign to verify this is
everything you've ever said.
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What?
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[MACHINE WHIRS]
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Sign this, too.
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Oh, this is absurd.
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[MACHINE WHIRS]
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And this.
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[PANTING]
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Please confirm to your knowledge that
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you are not a fully robotic being,
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were born an organic creature,
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and do in fact possess what
many cultures would call a soul.
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What? "To my knowledge"?
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Do a lot of people not
know if they're robots?
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Thank you for your confirmation.
Please move through.
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[MACHINE PULSATING]
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What if I was a robot
and I didn't know it?
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The machine would melt
you from the inside out.
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Please move along, sir.
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Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.
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[HUMMING]
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What?
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- LOKI: Oh, what's that?
- Your temporal aura.
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- What's that?
- Please, through the door.
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Take a ticket.
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What is this, a deli? No.
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Take a ticket.
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There's only two of us in here.
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MINUTEMAN: Take a ticket.
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[SIGHS]
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[EXHALES]
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This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!
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[FEMALE VOICE OVER PA]
Hey there! You're probably saying,
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"This is a mistake. I
shouldn't even be here."
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Welcome to the Time Variance Authority.
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I'm Miss Minutes,
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and it's my job to catch you up
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before you stand trial for your crimes.
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So let's not waste another minute.
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Settle in, sharpen your
pencils, and check this out.
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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Long ago, there was a
vast multiversal war.
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Countless unique timelines
battled each other for supremacy,
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nearly resulting in the
total destruction of...
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- [EXPLOSION]
- ...well, everything.
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But then, the all-knowing
Time-Keepers emerged,
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bringing peace by reorganizing the
multiverse into a single timeline,
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the Sacred Timeline.
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Now, the Time-Keepers protect and
preserve the proper flow of time
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for everyone and everything.
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But sometimes, people like you
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veer off the path the
Time-Keepers created.
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We call those Variants.
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Maybe you started an uprising,
or were just late for work.
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Whatever it was, stepping off
your path created a nexus event,
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which, left unchecked, could
branch off into madness,
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- leading to another multiversal war.
- [BEEPING]
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_
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But, don't worry,
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to make sure that doesn't happen,
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the Time-Keepers created the TVA
and all its incredible workers.
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[BEEPING]
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The TVA has stepped
in to fix your mistake
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and set time back on
its predetermined path.
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Now that your actions have left
you without a place on the timeline,
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you must stand trial for your offenses.
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So sit tight, and we'll get you
in front of a judge in no time.
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Just make sure you have your ticket,
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and you'll be seen by the
next available attendant.
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- For all time.
- PEOPLE: Always.
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[SCOFFS]
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Time-Keepers? The Sacred Timeline?
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Who actually believes this bunkum?
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- MINUTEMAN: Ticket, sir?
- He didn't give me a ticket. I asked.
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- Ticket, sir!
- I tried to ask that guy for a ticket!
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Sir...
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What, you're raising your
voice at me, bucket head?
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- [WARBLES]
- [SCREAMS]
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[SHUDDERS]
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MISS MINUTES: Thanks
for visiting the TVA.
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Don't hesitate to let
us know how we're doing.
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[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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_
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The hunter and his Minutemen
responded to a routine nexus event.
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It appears that when they arrived,
somebody got the jump on 'em.
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You think?
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HUNTER U-92: It's him.
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Yeah, stab wounds look
consistent with the others.
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Positioning of the bodies indicates
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they didn't know what the hell hit 'em.
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And reset charge is gone.
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That's the sixth
attack in the last week.
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That we know of.
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- Hey!
- Wait, stand down! Stand down.
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It's just a kid.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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_
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HUNTER U-92: [IN ENGLISH] Hey, yo!
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[IN FRENCH] _
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_
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[IN ENGLISH] Tap it.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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[IN ENGLISH] Don't worry,
that devil's afraid of us.
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We're gonna take care of him.
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And we're gonna put you
back where you belong.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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_
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00:14:22,224 --> 00:14:23,982
[IN ENGLISH] Devil bearing gifts.
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Go ahead and run this for sequence period
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and any hints of temporal aura.
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You know we won't get anything.
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Yeah, just give it a shot.
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[BEEPING]
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HUNTER U-92: The branch is
nearing red line. We need to go.
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Okay.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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[IN ENGLISH] It's okay.
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HUNTER U-92: Set a reset charge.
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[WARBLES]
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Sir, there's something you'll wanna see.
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- [GAVEL BANGS]
- JUDGE: Next case, please.
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Laufeyson. Variant
L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson,
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is charged with sequence
violation 7-20-89.
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How do you plead?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Madam, a god doesn't plead.
220
00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:34,916
Look. This has been a
very enjoyable pantomime,
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00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,784
but I'd like to go home now.
222
00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:39,660
Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
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[SCOFFS] Guilty of being
the God of Mischief? Yes.
224
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Guilty of finding all this
incredibly tedious? Yes.
225
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Guilty of a crime against
the Sacred Timeline?
226
00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:53,193
Absolutely not, you
have the wrong person.
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00:15:53,196 --> 00:15:55,705
Oh, really? And who should we have?
228
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I suspect, the Avengers.
229
00:15:57,703 --> 00:15:59,760
You see, I only came into
possession of the Tesseract
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because they traveled through time,
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no doubt in a last-ditch effort
to stave off my ascent to God King.
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That's quite an accusation.
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00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,560
LOKI: Oh, believe me, you can smell
the cologne of two Tony Starks.
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00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:15,311
You speak of Time Criminals?
It's they you should be after.
235
00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:19,831
Perhaps you could provide me
with a taskforce and resources,
236
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,247
and I could return and
eliminate them for you.
237
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,237
We're not here to talk
about the Avengers.
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- Oh, no?
- No.
239
00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:29,693
What they did was supposed to
happen. You escaping was not.
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[LAUGHS]
241
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Right. Uh...
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"Not supposed to happen"?
According to whom?
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The Time-Keepers?
244
00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:43,825
Oh, the Time-Keepers. Right.
245
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:49,576
Well, perhaps I should speak to
these Time-Keepers, gods to gods.
246
00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:52,060
I'm sorry, but they're quite busy.
247
00:16:52,063 --> 00:16:54,020
Oh, they are? What are they doing?
248
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Dictating the proper flow of time.
249
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,271
I see. Right. And then what do you do?
250
00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:02,064
Dictate the proper flow of time
according to their dictations.
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How do you plead?
252
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Guilty...
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of this.
254
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[STIFLED LAUGHTER]
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00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:23,250
- What's going on?
- LOKI: Hang on. Everyone quiet.
256
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:24,552
[CHUCKLES]
257
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:27,636
- He's trying to use his powers, ma'am.
- Don't rush me. [GRUNTS]
258
00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:29,387
Damn it! Why won't it work?
259
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:34,555
Magic powers? They're no good
in the TVA, Mr. Laufeyson.
260
00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:37,779
The court finds you guilty,
and I sentence you to be reset.
261
00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:39,364
Next case, please!
262
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:43,406
"Reset"? What does that mean?
What, is it bad? What does it mean?
263
00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:48,165
Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats
will not dictate how my story ends!
264
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,623
It's not your story, Mr.
Laufeyson. It never was.
265
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,623
You have no idea what I'm capable of!
266
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,208
MAN: I... I think I might.
267
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,333
Have an idea of what he's capable of.
268
00:18:01,852 --> 00:18:03,247
Approach the bench.
269
00:18:08,175 --> 00:18:09,175
[SOFTLY] Hi.
270
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,540
If you're thinking what I
think you are, it's a bad idea.
271
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,849
Okay, I'm just chasing a hunch.
272
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,665
Anything goes sideways, it's on you.
273
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,415
Okay. I feel like I'm
always looking up to you.
274
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,708
I like it. It's appropriate.
275
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,583
[GRUNTING]
276
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,333
And who are you?
277
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,165
I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
278
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:46,042
I'll show you where my desk
is, you can start there.
279
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,292
Have a look.
280
00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:01,159
Home sweet home.
281
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,790
I thought there was no magic here.
282
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:06,833
There isn't.
283
00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:30,042
That's not real.
284
00:19:31,124 --> 00:19:34,330
It is, and, unfortunately,
so is all the paperwork.
285
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,292
Good tinder for your
fire, though. Come on.
286
00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,789
This place is a nightmare.
287
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,123
That's another department.
288
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,419
Now that department
I'll help you burn down.
289
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,005
[LOKI SIGHS]
290
00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:51,021
I'm Agent Mobius, by the way.
291
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,115
Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?
292
00:19:56,118 --> 00:20:00,282
No. That's where you just were.
I'm taking you some place to talk.
293
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,623
I don't like to talk.
294
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:04,831
But you do like to
lie, which you just did.
295
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,706
Because we both know you love to talk.
296
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,341
Talkie-talkie.
297
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,415
How long have you been here?
298
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,201
[SIGHS] I don't know. It's hard to say,
299
00:20:14,204 --> 00:20:17,310
time passes differently here in the TVA.
300
00:20:17,313 --> 00:20:19,575
- What does that mean?
- You'll catch up.
301
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:25,115
LOKI: So, you're part of the TVA's
courageous and dedicated workforce?
302
00:20:25,118 --> 00:20:26,241
Yes.
303
00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:28,713
- You were created by the Time-Keepers.
- Yep.
304
00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:31,915
- To protect the Sacred Timeline.
- Correct.
305
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,290
[LAUGHS]
306
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,044
Is that funny?
307
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:39,504
The idea that your little club
decides the fate of trillions of people
308
00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:43,289
across all of existence at the
behest of three space lizards,
309
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,716
yes, it's funny.
310
00:20:44,719 --> 00:20:46,134
It's absurd.
311
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,718
I thought you didn't like to talk.
312
00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:49,469
[SCOFFS]
313
00:20:49,472 --> 00:20:51,081
[SIGHS]
314
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,083
After you.
315
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,873
For the record, this really does
feel like a killing-me kind of a room.
316
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,415
Not big on trust, are you?
317
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,966
Trust is for children and dogs.
318
00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:16,164
There's only one person you can trust.
319
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,206
MOBIUS: Yourself? I like it.
320
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,792
Slap it on a T-shirt.
321
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:24,248
If the TVA truly oversees all of time,
322
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,665
how have I never heard of you until now?
323
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,331
'Cause you've never needed to.
324
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,372
You've always lived
within your set path.
325
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:32,831
I live within whatever path I choose.
326
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,740
MOBIUS: Sure you do.
Okay, come have a seat.
327
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,706
I told you, time moves
differently in the TVA.
328
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:45,896
Come on, sit down.
329
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,167
Let's get into this.
330
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,583
Go on, have a seat.
331
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,915
If looks could kill.
332
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:09,540
What do you want from me?
333
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:12,365
[INHALES] Well, let's start
with a little cooperation.
334
00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:13,741
Not my forte.
335
00:22:13,744 --> 00:22:14,867
Really?
336
00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:18,247
Even when you're wooing someone
powerful you intend to betray?
337
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,873
Come on.
338
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:21,456
You don't know anything about me.
339
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,167
Maybe I'd like to learn.
340
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,456
I specialize in the pursuit
of dangerous Variants.
341
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,748
Like myself?
342
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:29,873
Mmm...
343
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:32,081
No, particularly dangerous Variants.
344
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:35,290
You're just a little pussycat.
345
00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:37,107
I got a set of questions for you.
346
00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:38,789
You answer them honestly,
347
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:42,290
and then maybe I can give
you something you want.
348
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:44,456
You wanna get out of here, right?
349
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,873
Yeah, so we'll start there.
350
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,958
Should you return,
what are you gonna do?
351
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:53,383
- Finish what I started.
- Which is?
352
00:22:53,386 --> 00:22:55,050
Claim my throne.
353
00:22:55,053 --> 00:22:56,539
You wanna be king?
354
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,623
I don't want to be, I was born to be.
355
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:01,623
I know, but king of what exactly?
356
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,581
[SCOFFS]
357
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,123
You wouldn't understand.
358
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,125
Try me.
359
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,498
Midgard.
360
00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,251
AKA Earth.
361
00:23:13,114 --> 00:23:16,115
All right. Now you're the
king of Midgard, then what?
362
00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:17,417
Happily ever after?
363
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,248
Asgard, the Nine Realms.
364
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,290
- Space?
- Space?
365
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:27,990
Space is big. That'd be a
nice feather in your cap.
366
00:23:27,993 --> 00:23:29,724
"Loki, the King of Space."
367
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,956
Mock me if you dare.
368
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:35,040
No, I'm not. [CHUCKLES]
369
00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:38,206
Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah.
370
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,499
And I guess I'm wondering why
371
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,154
does someone with so much
range just wanna rule?
372
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,498
I would've made it easy for them.
373
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,998
People like easy.
374
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,125
The first and most
oppressive lie ever uttered
375
00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,893
was the song of freedom.
376
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,186
How's that one go?
377
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:03,312
For nearly every living thing,
378
00:24:03,315 --> 00:24:08,849
choice breeds shame and
uncertainty and regret.
379
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,331
There's a fork in every road,
380
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:15,456
yet the wrong path always taken.
381
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:17,206
Good. Yeah.
382
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,915
You said "nearly every living thing,"
383
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,831
so I'm guessing you don't
fall into that category?
384
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,542
[CHUCKLES]
385
00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:25,748
[SIGHS]
386
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,958
The Time-Keepers have
built quite the circus,
387
00:24:28,918 --> 00:24:32,458
and I see the clowns are playing
their parts to perfection.
388
00:24:32,461 --> 00:24:33,834
[CHUCKLES]
389
00:24:33,837 --> 00:24:36,123
Big metaphor guy. I love it.
390
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,998
Makes you sound super smart.
391
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,568
I am smart.
392
00:24:39,571 --> 00:24:40,735
I know.
393
00:24:40,738 --> 00:24:41,958
Okay.
394
00:24:44,138 --> 00:24:45,292
Okay.
395
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,208
[WHIRRING]
396
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,872
[SCOFFS] What is this?
397
00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,656
A sampling of your
greatest hits, if I may.
398
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,500
[SIGHS]
399
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:19,292
LOKI: [OVER VIDEO]
If it's all the same to you...
400
00:25:22,138 --> 00:25:23,750
I'll have that drink now.
401
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,396
No.
402
00:25:27,399 --> 00:25:30,294
And I remember. I was
there. Anything else?
403
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:36,081
It's funny, for someone born
to rule, you sure do lose a lot.
404
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:38,099
You might even say it's in your nature.
405
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:40,153
You know, things didn't turn out so well
406
00:25:40,155 --> 00:25:42,206
for the last person who said that to me.
407
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,667
Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.
408
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:45,956
[GROANS]
409
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,700
THOR: No!
410
00:25:47,703 --> 00:25:49,607
Didn't the Avengers come together to
411
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:52,248
literally avenge him by defeating you?
412
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,206
Little solace to a dead man.
413
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:55,865
Do you enjoy hurting people?
414
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,123
Making them feel small?
415
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,415
Making them feel afraid?
416
00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:04,081
- Your games don't frighten me.
- Making them feel little?
417
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:05,331
I know what I am.
418
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,831
- A murderer?
- A liberator.
419
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,250
Of eyeballs, maybe.
420
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,165
[MAN SCREAMS]
421
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:15,248
MOBIUS: Look at that smile.
You are enjoying that.
422
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,831
Did you enjoy hurting them?
423
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,123
I don't have to play
this game. I'm a god.
424
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,415
Of what, again? Mischief, right?
425
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:24,833
Yeah. I don't see anything
very mischievous about this.
426
00:26:27,999 --> 00:26:29,789
No, I don't suppose you do.
427
00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:31,706
[MOBIUS SIGHS]
428
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,540
Let's talk about your escapes.
429
00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:37,915
You're really good at doing awful
things, and then just getting away.
430
00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,542
What can I say? I'm a mischievous scamp.
431
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,042
This is one of my favorites.
432
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:47,831
[OVER PA] From the flight
deck, Captain William A. Scott,
433
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:51,290
Northwest Orient Airlines 305,
on schedule to land in Seattle.
434
00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:53,123
Flight time today, approximately...
435
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:54,657
Bourbon and soda?
436
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,115
Thank you.
437
00:26:56,118 --> 00:26:57,408
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Absolutely.
438
00:26:57,411 --> 00:27:00,291
Is there anything else
I can do for you, sir?
439
00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:02,792
I suppose we'll find out, won't we?
440
00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:05,667
[CHUCKLES]
441
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,623
- Uh, Miss?
- Yes, Mr. Cooper?
442
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,875
You might want to take
a look at that note.
443
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,542
[WHISPERS] I have a bomb.
444
00:27:33,491 --> 00:27:36,197
I fail to see how this has
any relevance or bearing on...
445
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,943
[SHUSHES] No. This is the good part.
446
00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,341
See you again someday.
447
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,419
[GRUNTS] Brother, Heimdall,
you better be ready.
448
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:17,790
I can't believe you were
D.B. Cooper. Come on!
449
00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:20,415
I was young, and I lost a bet to Thor.
450
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:23,482
Where was the TVA when I was
meddling with these affairs of men?
451
00:28:23,485 --> 00:28:26,997
We were right there with you,
just surfing that Sacred Timeline.
452
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,165
So that had the Time-Keepers'
seal of approval, did it?
453
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,456
Well, I wouldn't think of it in
terms of approval and disapproval.
454
00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,583
That's sort of a...
455
00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:36,873
Let's get back to escapes...
456
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,716
- [SIGHS]
- ...and a little psychobabble.
457
00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:41,677
What is it that you think that
you're really running from?
458
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,678
Enough.
459
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,790
- [WARBLES]
- [SIGHS]
460
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,956
Back in your cage.
461
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:50,083
See, I can play the heavy keys, too.
462
00:28:50,086 --> 00:28:52,199
I was just standing up to make a point.
463
00:28:52,202 --> 00:28:53,755
[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry, go ahead.
464
00:28:53,758 --> 00:28:55,131
It won't be as meaningful now.
465
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,443
Okay, well, stay seated.
466
00:28:56,446 --> 00:28:57,956
I'll do what I want to do!
467
00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:58,958
Sure.
468
00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:03,540
[SIGHS]
469
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,040
What exactly is it that you want?
470
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:09,748
I want you to be honest
about why you do what you do.
471
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:10,873
Liar.
472
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:11,956
I'm serious.
473
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:17,748
All I seek is a deeper understanding
of the fearsome God of Mischief.
474
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,841
- [LOKI SCOFFS]
- What makes Loki tick?
475
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:23,467
- I know what this place is.
- What is it?
476
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,042
It's an illusion.
477
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:33,665
It's a cruel, elaborate trick
conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
478
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:36,956
A desperate attempt at control.
479
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,290
Now, you all parade about
480
00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:43,498
as if you're the divine arbiters
of power in the universe.
481
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,040
- We are.
- You're not.
482
00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,665
My choices are my own.
483
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:50,040
Your choice is your own.
Good, let's go with that.
484
00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,790
I think this one's gonna fire you up.
485
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:55,552
The bright lure of freedom
diminishes your life's joy
486
00:29:55,555 --> 00:29:58,330
in a mad scramble for power...
487
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,333
Precisely.
488
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,956
I was...
489
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:05,456
I am on the verge of
acquiring everything I am owed,
490
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,748
and when I do, it'll
be because I did it.
491
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,581
Not because it was supposed to happen.
492
00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:13,790
Or because you or the
Time Variance Authority,
493
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:17,581
or whatever it is you call
yourselves, allowed me to.
494
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,732
Honestly, you're pathetic.
495
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,817
You're an irrelevance.
496
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,665
A detour.
497
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,208
A footnote to my ascent.
498
00:30:27,176 --> 00:30:28,674
You finished?
499
00:30:28,677 --> 00:30:31,205
You're gonna start
taking things seriously.
500
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:33,331
- [GROANS]
- If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract,
501
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:36,138
you would have been
taken to a cell on Asgard.
502
00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:40,292
[CHAINS JINGLING]
503
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,724
Loki.
504
00:30:46,727 --> 00:30:48,850
LOKI: [OVER VIDEO] Hello, Mother.
505
00:30:48,853 --> 00:30:50,497
Have I made you proud?
506
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,060
Please don't make this worse.
507
00:30:53,063 --> 00:30:54,144
What is this?
508
00:30:54,147 --> 00:30:56,990
This is nonsense, more tricks.
This never even happened.
509
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,123
MOBIUS: Not to you.
510
00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:00,081
Not yet.
511
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,498
Look, the TVA doesn't
just know your whole past,
512
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,998
we know your whole life,
how it's all meant to be.
513
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,206
Think of it as comforting.
514
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,373
This is absurd.
515
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,167
And am I not your mother?
516
00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:12,875
[LOKI CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
517
00:31:14,219 --> 00:31:15,500
LOKI: You're not.
518
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,292
FRIGGA: Hmm.
519
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:25,081
Always so perceptive about
everyone but yourself.
520
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,373
MOBIUS: And then the Dark
Elves attack the palace,
521
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,748
and you think you send them to Thor.
522
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,748
You might wanna take
the stairs to the left.
523
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,180
But instead, you send them...
524
00:31:35,183 --> 00:31:36,610
I'll never tell.
525
00:31:38,078 --> 00:31:39,167
[GROANS]
526
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,415
[BREATH SHUDDERS]
527
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,831
Where do you have her? Where is she?
528
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,373
You lead them right to her.
529
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:59,206
I don't believe you.
You're lying. It's not true.
530
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,123
It is true.
531
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,915
That's the proper flow of time,
532
00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:07,373
and it happens again and again
and again because it's supposed to,
533
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:08,700
because it has to.
534
00:32:08,703 --> 00:32:11,290
- The TVA makes sure of it.
- Where is she?
535
00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:14,821
Now why don't you tell me,
do you enjoy hurting people?
536
00:32:14,824 --> 00:32:16,673
- I don't believe you.
- Do you enjoy killing?
537
00:32:16,676 --> 00:32:19,227
- I'll kill you.
- Like you did your mother?
538
00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:20,625
[GRUNTS]
539
00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:24,040
- [WARBLES]
- [GRUNTS]
540
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,165
[EXHALES]
541
00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:29,456
Sorry, the Time Twister just
loops you, not the furniture.
542
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,498
You weren't born to be king, Loki.
543
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,915
You were born to cause pain
and suffering and death.
544
00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:38,665
That's how it is, that's how
it was, that's how it will be.
545
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:43,167
All so that others can achieve
their best versions of themselves.
546
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,250
[CHITAURI SCREECHING]
547
00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:02,083
What is this place?
548
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,458
Come on.
549
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,750
[DOOR OPENS]
550
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,665
HUNTER B-15: What are you doing?
551
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,331
My job. Is it yours to interrupt?
552
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,206
We have a situation.
553
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,833
[SIGHS] There's always a situation.
554
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:27,625
Don't go anywhere.
555
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,167
It was just getting good. Spirited.
556
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,042
[SIGHS]
557
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,915
- Talking to that Variant is a mistake.
- That's your position.
558
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,026
He should be reset!
559
00:33:42,029 --> 00:33:44,601
You think everyone should be
reset. I'm getting good stuff!
560
00:33:44,604 --> 00:33:46,167
We lost another unit.
561
00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:53,955
Okay, Loki, I think we can finish
up tomorrow and just pick it...
562
00:34:06,549 --> 00:34:08,167
Mischievous scamp.
563
00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:16,125
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
564
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:26,415
Wish I could say I was surprised.
565
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,206
- Yeah, I wish you hadn't interrupted us.
- Me? It's my fault?
566
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,956
Look, he can't have gotten very far.
567
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:33,456
HUNTER B-15: Split up. Prune on sight.
568
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:36,401
No, no pruning, no resetting.
He can still help us!
569
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:40,875
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
570
00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:46,417
[WHISPERS] Hey.
571
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,372
Hey. I know you.
572
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:51,540
- You're that criminal with the blue box.
- [SHUSHES]
573
00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,956
- Ow.
- What's your name?
574
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,123
Casey.
575
00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,665
Give me the Tesseract, or I'll
gut you like a fish, Casey.
576
00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:00,206
- What's a fish?
- [SHUSHES]
577
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,290
[WHISPERS] What's a fish?
578
00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:02,915
How do you not know what a fish is?
579
00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:04,748
I've lived my entire life behind a desk.
580
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,415
Well, what difference does it make?
581
00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:09,290
I wanna know exactly what I'm being
threatened with before I comply.
582
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:12,206
Death, Casey. Violent, painful death.
583
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:15,208
Okay, okay. I comply, I comply.
584
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:18,375
I comply. Jeez!
585
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:23,415
Um... Oh.
586
00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:25,083
- CASEY: This it?
- [SIGHS]
587
00:35:29,917 --> 00:35:30,917
LOKI: What?
588
00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,542
Infinity Stones?
589
00:35:35,721 --> 00:35:37,083
How...
590
00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:39,914
How do you have these?
591
00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:42,373
Oh, We actually get a lot of those.
592
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,623
Yeah. Some of the guys
use them as paperweights.
593
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,708
Some of 'em.
594
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,375
[GASPS SOFTLY]
595
00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:30,333
Is this the greatest
power in the universe?
596
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:35,875
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
597
00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,540
CASEY: Oh, you almost hit me!
598
00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:46,665
That's so messed up.
599
00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:48,885
HUNTER B-15: Split up.
Check the lower concourse.
600
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,229
CASEY: I do not forgive you.
601
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:54,081
[GRUNTS]
602
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,250
[SIGHS]
603
00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:58,375
[PANTING]
604
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:00,917
[GRUNTS]
605
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:03,667
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
606
00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,125
[BREATH TREMBLING]
607
00:37:47,677 --> 00:37:49,416
I love you, my sons.
608
00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:53,625
Remember this place.
609
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,581
Home.
610
00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:57,833
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
611
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,542
Loki, I thought the world of you.
612
00:38:17,684 --> 00:38:20,432
I thought we were gonna
fight side by side forever.
613
00:38:20,435 --> 00:38:21,737
[RUMBLING]
614
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:28,998
Maybe you're not so
bad after all, brother.
615
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,873
Maybe not.
616
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,706
THOR: Thank you.
617
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,831
If you were here, I
might even give you a hug.
618
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,915
[CHUCKLES]
619
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:37,208
LOKI: I'm here.
620
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,792
[RUMBLING]
621
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,375
THANOS: Undying?
622
00:38:53,979 --> 00:38:56,833
You should choose your
words more carefully.
623
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,042
[LOKI CHOKING]
624
00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:11,542
LOKI: [STRAINING] You...
625
00:39:12,487 --> 00:39:13,917
will never be...
626
00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,000
a god.
627
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:22,956
[BONES CRACK]
628
00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:24,206
[GASPS]
629
00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:26,250
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
630
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,083
[WARBLING]
631
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,458
[EXPLOSION]
632
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,664
_
633
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:56,833
[SCOFFS]
634
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:01,167
[LAUGHING]
635
00:40:09,338 --> 00:40:10,875
HUNTER B-15: What's so funny?
636
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,291
[DOOR CLOSES]
637
00:40:14,294 --> 00:40:16,057
Glorious purpose.
638
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,373
[BOTH GRUNTING]
639
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,500
[GROANS]
640
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,708
[BEEPS]
641
00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:41,665
[BEEPS]
642
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:42,875
[GRUNTS]
643
00:40:44,229 --> 00:40:45,417
[PANTING]
644
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,458
[WARBLES]
645
00:41:02,338 --> 00:41:03,542
Stop...
646
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,125
It.
647
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,221
Stop it!
648
00:41:09,804 --> 00:41:11,510
St... Stop it...
649
00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,998
It... Stop it...
650
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,042
Stop... I... St... Sto... St...
651
00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:28,498
And this guy kept saying he
was gonna turn me into a fish,
652
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,623
whatever that is,
653
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,915
and then they show up
and just prune my cart,
654
00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:33,665
so there was nothing I could have done.
655
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,619
[GASPS]
656
00:41:35,622 --> 00:41:37,290
Hey, there you are.
657
00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:40,583
You know, that Variant you had got away.
658
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,292
[SIGHS]
659
00:41:49,613 --> 00:41:50,799
[SIGHS]
660
00:41:53,924 --> 00:41:55,148
[DOOR OPENS]
661
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:58,956
[DOOR CLOSES]
662
00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:00,065
MOBIUS: Loki?
663
00:42:02,715 --> 00:42:04,090
Nowhere left to run.
664
00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,250
I can't go back, can I?
665
00:42:11,713 --> 00:42:13,167
Back to my timeline.
666
00:42:21,075 --> 00:42:24,315
I don't enjoy hurting people.
667
00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:29,852
I... [SIGHS]
668
00:42:29,855 --> 00:42:31,315
I don't enjoy it.
669
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:37,331
I do it because I have to,
670
00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,081
because I've had to.
671
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:41,081
Okay, explain that to me.
672
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:43,458
Because it's part of the illusion.
673
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:51,783
It's the cruel, elaborate trick
conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
674
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,705
A desperate play for control.
675
00:42:54,596 --> 00:42:56,229
You do know yourself.
676
00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,823
A villain. [SIGHS]
677
00:43:00,826 --> 00:43:02,463
That's not how I see it.
678
00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:11,047
You try to use that?
679
00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:12,510
Oh, several times.
680
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:17,375
Even an Infinity Stone is useless here.
681
00:43:18,953 --> 00:43:20,368
[SCOFFS]
682
00:43:20,371 --> 00:43:23,285
The TVA is formidable.
683
00:43:23,288 --> 00:43:25,831
MOBIUS: That's been my experience.
684
00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:28,948
Listen, I can't offer you salvation,
685
00:43:28,951 --> 00:43:31,330
but maybe I can offer
you something better.
686
00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:37,104
A fugitive Variant's been
killing our Minutemen.
687
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,790
And you need the God of
Mischief to help you stop him?
688
00:43:41,792 --> 00:43:43,748
That's right.
689
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:44,998
Why me?
690
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,915
The Variant we're hunting is...
691
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:48,917
you.
692
00:43:50,971 --> 00:43:52,333
I beg your pardon?
693
00:43:55,041 --> 00:44:02,112
_
694
00:44:21,684 --> 00:44:24,099
MINUTEMAN: Time signature
is early third millennium.
695
00:44:24,102 --> 00:44:25,494
Definitely anachronistic.
696
00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:32,026
[SNIFFS]
697
00:44:32,029 --> 00:44:33,573
Oil.
698
00:44:33,576 --> 00:44:35,782
I think some jackass found
himself a time machine,
699
00:44:35,785 --> 00:44:37,432
came back here to get rich.
700
00:44:37,435 --> 00:44:39,933
Should we fan out and look for him, sir?
701
00:44:39,936 --> 00:44:43,017
Nah. It's not worth the paperwork.
702
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:46,393
Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge.
703
00:44:46,396 --> 00:44:49,018
MINUTEMAN: Wait. Someone's out there.
704
00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:53,345
Check it out.
705
00:44:53,348 --> 00:44:54,916
[WEAPONS POWERING]
706
00:45:04,465 --> 00:45:06,172
HUNTER U-92: Get down!
707
00:45:06,175 --> 00:45:08,549
[MINUTEMEN SCREAMING]
708
00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,083
[GRUNTING]
709
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,526
[HUNTER U-92 SCREAMING]
710
00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,833
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711
00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:18,231
MISS MINUTES: Thanks
for visiting the TVA.
712
00:50:18,234 --> 00:50:21,184
Don't hesitate to let
us know how we're doing.