1 00:00:09,247 --> 00:00:12,282 No hanky-panky, Mr. Beshraavi, 2 00:00:12,317 --> 00:00:14,183 from man or bird. 3 00:00:14,218 --> 00:00:16,786 Believe him, Nejim. He means it. 4 00:00:16,821 --> 00:00:18,588 He said he'd kill me. 5 00:00:25,129 --> 00:00:27,597 Get him, Mustafa. 6 00:00:27,632 --> 00:00:30,065 Hey, hold that door! Hold that door! 7 00:00:30,101 --> 00:00:33,202 - Flight 3... - What? Hold the door! 8 00:00:33,237 --> 00:00:35,305 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - That's my flight to Los Angeles! 9 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:37,239 - I'm so sorry. You just missed it. - I'm on that flight. 10 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:39,208 - Look, I made the plane, I'm here! - You were so close... 11 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:40,211 - What?! - ... but unfortunately, 12 00:00:40,245 --> 00:00:41,377 the door is locked and closed. 13 00:00:41,413 --> 00:00:42,945 - You're not letting me on the plane? - I know it's frustrating, 14 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:44,914 but once the door closes, that's it. 15 00:00:44,949 --> 00:00:46,215 Federal regulations. 16 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:49,284 I got caught up watching this movie in the hotel, 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,821 "Arabesque," with Sophia Loren and Gregory Peck. 18 00:00:52,856 --> 00:00:54,723 - Mm-hmm. - Please let me in here. 19 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:56,792 It's so ridiculous. There's the plane right there. 20 00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:59,861 But, really, it's as if the plane's not there. 21 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,596 Wha... are you a magician? 22 00:01:01,632 --> 00:01:03,532 - No, but the door is locked. - I see the plane. 23 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:05,534 If you're doing a trick, it's not a good trick. 24 00:01:05,569 --> 00:01:07,536 I'm trying my best to accommodate you. 25 00:01:07,571 --> 00:01:09,371 It doesn't seem like it. You're not golden-ruling it. 26 00:01:09,406 --> 00:01:11,906 You're not doing unto others as you would have others do unto you. 27 00:01:11,942 --> 00:01:15,143 Unfortunately, the golden rule is not a federal regulation. 28 00:01:15,178 --> 00:01:16,812 Golden rule trumps everything. 29 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:19,715 Golden rule's on top, federal law is second. 30 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:23,218 Good news... we do have one seat left 31 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:24,720 on the next available flight. 32 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:28,389 - First class? - No, but it's an aisle seat, 33 00:01:28,424 --> 00:01:29,590 which is kind of a miracle. 34 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,425 So you do have a little time 35 00:01:31,461 --> 00:01:34,194 to enjoy our amazing mall here. 36 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:36,964 - We have a Wetzel's Pretzels... - A Wetzel's Pretzels. 37 00:01:36,999 --> 00:01:41,469 I can't wait to chomp into one of those Wetzel's Pretzels. 38 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:42,470 They're delicious. 39 00:01:43,305 --> 00:01:45,339 - Good afternoon. Welcome aboard. - Hi. 40 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,575 11C... straight down and on the right, sir. 41 00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:49,977 Are there any first-class seats open? 42 00:01:50,012 --> 00:01:51,144 No, it's a full flight, sir. 43 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:55,148 Look, there's an empty seat over here. 44 00:01:55,184 --> 00:01:56,917 Straight down, right-hand side. 45 00:01:56,952 --> 00:01:59,052 - Hello. - If somebody doesn't show up, though, 46 00:01:59,088 --> 00:02:01,188 you let me know, okay? 47 00:02:01,223 --> 00:02:03,090 And, you know, we can work something out. 48 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:05,659 I can pay you separately, perhaps. 49 00:02:05,695 --> 00:02:08,028 Go to your seat, please, sir. Thank you. 50 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,066 Hey, what are you doing? I just opened this up for me. 51 00:02:14,102 --> 00:02:15,435 - What are you doing? - That's my spot right there. 52 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:17,103 I don't care. That doesn't mean anything. 53 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,438 This is filled up. I'm using this. 54 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:19,639 I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 55 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:20,907 It's the Wild West, okay, so. 56 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,152 Larry. 57 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,121 - Nathan Winocur. - Hey, Doctor. 58 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,856 - Friend of Marty's. - Yeah. 59 00:02:36,892 --> 00:02:38,825 - Good to see ya. - Nice to see you. 60 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,359 Ocean View, right? 61 00:02:40,395 --> 00:02:42,562 That's right. We should play a round. 62 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,931 - We should play. - Let's do that. I'll talk to Marty. 63 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:47,400 - And I'll get Jeff. You know Jeff? - I love Jeff. 64 00:02:47,436 --> 00:02:49,769 - That's a great foursome. - Yeah, it's a good foursome. 65 00:02:49,805 --> 00:02:51,837 - Great. - Uh, I think I'm there. 66 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,274 Okay, that's me. Thank you. 67 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,792 Sir, sir, I'm sorry. This is for first-class passengers. 68 00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:16,829 - I know, but I... I... - Your ticket's for 11C, sir. 69 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,297 I know, but nobody's sitting there. 70 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,099 Could you give me, like, a personal upgrade, 71 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:22,201 and I can upgrade you, and... 72 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,803 - Sir. - No? Okay. 73 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,742 Sir, can I ask you a really big favor? 74 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,445 I have a medical condition 75 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:36,682 where I have to... my bladder's really overactive. 76 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,383 I have a bladder condition, 77 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,552 and I have to get up a lot. 78 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,420 Is there any way I could sit in the aisle 79 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,490 and you would want to switch to the middle? 80 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,825 I can't switch seats with you. 81 00:03:46,861 --> 00:03:49,260 I mean, I got the... I can't sit in the middle. 82 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,229 It's claustro... claustrophobic in there. 83 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,399 It's okay. I just have to ask because I'm up so often. 84 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,701 - I'm sorry. - I'll die in the middle. 85 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,402 It's so painful, too. 86 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,771 Just wanna see where the bathrooms are so I know, 87 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,107 - 'cause it's gonna be a run. - Okay, fine. 88 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,442 Really? 89 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,278 You are such a gentleman. Thank you so much. 90 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,413 You're welcome. 91 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,750 Heh-hey, my lucky day. 92 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,552 Yeah, mine, too. 93 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,760 I'm just looking for the little thing. 94 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:25,763 - Gotta buckle up. - Jesus Christ. 95 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,532 Give it here. 96 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,912 Oh, come on. 97 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,649 Can I grab one of your Kleenex, please? 98 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:45,983 Oh. 99 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,186 I just got... I think it's just allergies. 100 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,791 Oh, man. 101 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:01,865 No. No. 102 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:02,933 No. 103 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:09,440 Sir, if I could just have you open your eyes 104 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,641 so I can see your pupils. 105 00:05:11,677 --> 00:05:14,244 If you could just try and relax a little bit. 106 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,713 - Long, deep breaths. - Excuse me, everyone. 107 00:05:16,748 --> 00:05:18,815 One of our passengers has taken ill. 108 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:20,417 If there's a doctor onboard, 109 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,019 can you please ring your call button? 110 00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:24,721 Now, sir, are you currently... 111 00:05:24,756 --> 00:05:27,191 Hey, they're asking for a doctor. 112 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,393 - Mm-mmm. - Huh? 113 00:05:29,428 --> 00:05:30,660 You're not gonna heed the call? 114 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:32,896 Give it a minute. He's gonna be fine. 115 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:35,399 How do you know? You don't even know what he has. 116 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:37,550 You ever been part of an emergency landing? 117 00:05:37,551 --> 00:05:38,551 Is that what you want, Larry? 118 00:05:38,563 --> 00:05:40,436 To spend the night in Lubbock, Texas, at a Days Inn 119 00:05:40,472 --> 00:05:42,671 with a $15 voucher from Cinnabon? 120 00:05:42,707 --> 00:05:44,707 Think about it. 121 00:05:49,547 --> 00:05:51,114 Excuse me. 122 00:05:51,149 --> 00:05:52,681 I'd like to use the bathroom. 123 00:05:52,717 --> 00:05:54,217 Okay. 124 00:05:54,252 --> 00:05:55,918 - Here. - Thank you. 125 00:05:59,424 --> 00:06:01,224 Yeah, don't... don't move too much. 126 00:06:01,259 --> 00:06:02,958 Don't get up. 127 00:06:02,994 --> 00:06:04,293 Ow! 128 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:07,896 Ah! Why don't you move your foot, for God's sake?! 129 00:06:11,102 --> 00:06:12,868 I'm so glad I ran into you on this flight. 130 00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:14,270 I'll call up Marty. We'll set up a game. 131 00:06:14,305 --> 00:06:15,871 Yeah, yeah, we'll play. 132 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:17,740 Oh, you got up. 133 00:06:17,775 --> 00:06:20,509 By the way, that's the first time that you got up the entire trip. 134 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:22,978 That was a total bullshit story about the bladder. 135 00:06:23,014 --> 00:06:25,580 - I have a medical condition. - Medical. 136 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,149 You got a medical condition. 137 00:06:27,184 --> 00:06:28,984 She's got a medical condition. 138 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,986 One day, you're... you're gonna really have to go to the bathroom, 139 00:06:31,022 --> 00:06:32,187 and no one's gonna let you. 140 00:06:32,222 --> 00:06:33,789 I had to sit in the middle 141 00:06:33,824 --> 00:06:35,524 the entire trip because of you! 142 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:44,033 Thank you. 143 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:47,334 _ 144 00:06:48,072 --> 00:06:49,805 Welcome back. 145 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,874 Thank you. 146 00:06:51,909 --> 00:06:54,309 Nice to be home. Is that your handiwork? 147 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,878 Fuck, no. I wouldn't do that shit. 148 00:06:55,913 --> 00:06:58,547 You know what, that's not gonna make me wash a car. 149 00:06:58,582 --> 00:07:00,048 If anything, I'm not gonna wash it. 150 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,083 - I wouldn't wash it. - Just to annoy this guy. 151 00:07:02,118 --> 00:07:04,319 I assume it's a guy. A woman wouldn't do something like that. 152 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:05,587 Ladies don't do that kind of shit. 153 00:07:05,622 --> 00:07:08,356 Ladies bust windows out and slash tires 154 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:09,724 and key your car and shit. 155 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:12,194 "Wash me." This is what I'm gonna do. 156 00:07:14,264 --> 00:07:15,497 - I like that shit. - Huh? 157 00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:17,399 You like that? See the comma after "no"? 158 00:07:17,434 --> 00:07:18,766 - No! - That's good grammar. 159 00:07:18,802 --> 00:07:20,502 - You wash me! You wash me! - Yeah. 160 00:07:20,537 --> 00:07:21,836 - Yeah. - I like that shit. 161 00:07:21,871 --> 00:07:24,339 Hey, did you ever see this movie "Arabesque"? 162 00:07:24,374 --> 00:07:26,508 Nah. Is that one of those "Star Trek" movies? 163 00:07:26,543 --> 00:07:29,142 No, no. It's an old movie with Sophia Loren. 164 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:31,612 - She's gorgeous. - Is she naked in the movie? 165 00:07:31,647 --> 00:07:32,979 No, it was... it was from the '60s. 166 00:07:33,015 --> 00:07:34,682 Nobody... nobody got naked in the '60s. 167 00:07:34,717 --> 00:07:36,483 She's gotta be naked in something. 168 00:07:36,519 --> 00:07:38,319 Well, if you come across anything, let me know. 169 00:07:38,354 --> 00:07:39,486 You know I'ma look. 170 00:07:40,989 --> 00:07:43,424 He refused to see the person? 171 00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:45,392 He did not heed the call! 172 00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:46,827 I don't know what happened on the plane, 173 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,862 but he's a great guy to play golf with. 174 00:07:48,897 --> 00:07:50,030 Very surprising. 175 00:07:50,065 --> 00:07:51,265 Do you care about the character 176 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,566 of people you play golf with 177 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,235 if they leave you alone on the course? 178 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,902 No, I'm happy to play with a reprobate 179 00:07:55,938 --> 00:07:57,104 if he has a good personality 180 00:07:57,139 --> 00:07:58,139 and I enjoy playing with him. 181 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,140 I'll play with reprobates. 182 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,941 - Yeah? - Oh, really? 183 00:08:00,976 --> 00:08:03,410 - Yes. - You, Manson, Ramirez, and Hitler. 184 00:08:03,446 --> 00:08:05,879 - That's a good foursome. - If they play fast. 185 00:08:05,914 --> 00:08:08,281 - If they play fast. - I'd rather play with a fast Manson 186 00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:10,350 than a slow Funkhouser, I'll tell you that. 187 00:08:10,385 --> 00:08:13,453 - Any day of the week. - Yeah, you're a little slow. 188 00:08:13,488 --> 00:08:15,688 I line my ball up, I look, I hit it. 189 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:19,025 Hey, Lar, did I tell you that we hired a decorator for the new house? 190 00:08:19,061 --> 00:08:21,862 I'm going up to meet her Sunday in San Francisco. 191 00:08:21,897 --> 00:08:23,563 Jeff, you're taking me to the airport, 1:00. 192 00:08:23,598 --> 00:08:25,698 Don't forget. Don't make any plans. 193 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:27,901 - Airport... oh, God. - Why does he have to take you to the airport? 194 00:08:27,936 --> 00:08:30,070 - He's gotta see me off. - See you off? 195 00:08:30,105 --> 00:08:32,372 You're not going to India. You're going to San Francisco! 196 00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:34,040 - It's an hour away. - So what? 197 00:08:34,076 --> 00:08:35,575 See you off? You'll be back that night. 198 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:37,577 You know what, Larry, it's not surprising to me 199 00:08:37,612 --> 00:08:40,680 that you're the only one of this group who's here as a single... 200 00:08:40,715 --> 00:08:42,515 - Oh, yeah. - ... with no girlfriend, no wife. 201 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:45,717 Maybe if you would've seen Cheryl off a few more times, 202 00:08:45,753 --> 00:08:47,787 - you'd still be together. - I don't think so. 203 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:50,890 - He wants to, trust me. - No, trust me, he doesn't. 204 00:08:50,925 --> 00:08:52,624 - Jeff, do you want to? - No. 205 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,794 - Well, you're going to. - You know why you're doing this? 206 00:08:54,829 --> 00:08:57,729 - Why, Larry? - Because you wanna ruin his day, that's why. 207 00:08:57,765 --> 00:08:59,731 Okay, Kreskin. Could read my mind. 208 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,200 You think you know what goes on 209 00:09:01,235 --> 00:09:03,068 in the complexities of my brain 210 00:09:03,104 --> 00:09:05,470 and who I am. 211 00:09:05,506 --> 00:09:08,107 - The complexities of who you are? - Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:08,142 --> 00:09:11,310 Who are you? You're a Jew from the Bronx! 213 00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:13,045 I can't wait to see her off. 214 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,480 - I really like your friends. - They're very lovely people. 215 00:09:15,516 --> 00:09:18,150 Okay! 216 00:09:18,186 --> 00:09:21,319 Please do not sit on the arm of the chair. 217 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:25,223 Dinner is served. 218 00:09:25,258 --> 00:09:27,091 - Yeah, all right. - Yay, yay. 219 00:09:27,127 --> 00:09:28,526 - Yeah! - I like it. 220 00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:31,129 - Did you fucking catch that? - I caught it! 221 00:09:31,164 --> 00:09:32,596 What the fuck? 222 00:09:32,632 --> 00:09:35,666 Oh, oh, oh. Honey, you forgot your drink. 223 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,236 Thanks. 224 00:09:38,271 --> 00:09:40,571 Oh, Marilyn, the table's gorgeous! 225 00:09:40,606 --> 00:09:41,806 - Hey. - Huh? 226 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,508 You ever called her honey before? 227 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:46,644 I doubt it. No. 228 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:47,846 How many dates have you been on? 229 00:09:47,881 --> 00:09:49,047 - Two. - Pssh! 230 00:09:49,082 --> 00:09:51,382 You just gave a premature honey. 231 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:52,583 I gotta tell you something. 232 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:53,784 - A premature honey? - Yeah. 233 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,519 Premature, too soon for honey. 234 00:09:55,555 --> 00:09:57,121 Honey's way down the line. 235 00:09:57,157 --> 00:09:58,856 You gotta spend a weekend together 236 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,458 or something in the country before you can jump to honey. 237 00:10:01,493 --> 00:10:02,826 I know what you're trying to do, 238 00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,494 you're trying to jump ahead with the relationship. 239 00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:06,997 But it doesn't work. You got caught. 240 00:10:07,032 --> 00:10:09,199 - You're blowing this way out of proportion. - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 241 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:11,101 - She doesn't care, Dr. Phil. - Okay. 242 00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:13,170 You don't know what you're talking about. 243 00:10:13,205 --> 00:10:14,838 - I think you made a big mistake. - Everything is cool, man. 244 00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:17,674 Can I take a moment, please? 245 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:20,477 On behalf of my adorable new girlfriend, 246 00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:22,846 thank you for a delicious dinner. 247 00:10:22,882 --> 00:10:24,314 - Thank you for coming. - Cheers. 248 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,515 Cheers. Prego. 249 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:26,984 Marty, cheers. 250 00:10:27,019 --> 00:10:28,651 - Health, happiness. - So nice to meet you. 251 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,420 - Thank you for having us. - Yes, very nice. 252 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,289 - You can't clink, Larry? - Why do I have to clink? 253 00:10:32,324 --> 00:10:33,923 Because it's a custom that people do, 254 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:35,124 - which is friendly and nice. - It's a stupid custom. 255 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:36,993 What does it mean, the clinking? 256 00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:39,028 - Oh. - Cheers. 257 00:10:39,063 --> 00:10:40,697 Mmm. 258 00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:44,634 You know, you pick up a knife like this, a steak knife, 259 00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:47,203 you get the urge... I do... that I wanna... 260 00:10:47,238 --> 00:10:50,039 I wanna stab... I wanna stab with it. 261 00:10:50,074 --> 00:10:51,608 - Oh? - Really? 262 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,777 Yeah, 'cause you pick up a baseball bat, you wanna swing it. 263 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:55,745 You pick up a tennis ball, you wanna throw it. 264 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,380 When you have a... a knife, 265 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,181 you wanna stab, do you not? 266 00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:01,117 - Yeah, a little bit. - Huh? Know what they should have? 267 00:11:01,152 --> 00:11:03,787 - What's that? - A stabbing range. 268 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:06,522 - Get out of here. - Yeah, a stabbing range where you can stab... 269 00:11:06,557 --> 00:11:08,089 - stab dummies. - Wow. 270 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,658 You'd feel good. You'd feel good. 271 00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:11,092 Where would the stabbing range be? 272 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,595 In the Valley. 273 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,230 What do you think, Marilyn? 274 00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:16,998 The knife... do you feel like stabbing somebody? 275 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:19,301 Yeah, I feel like stabbing someone. 276 00:11:21,338 --> 00:11:24,005 Hmm, interesting. 277 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:25,774 This is fantastic food. 278 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,476 - Thank you. - It really is. 279 00:11:27,511 --> 00:11:30,045 Yeah, I can never get my potatoes like that. 280 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,613 - Mmm. - They're really good. 281 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,582 What is this, tap? 282 00:11:33,617 --> 00:11:35,116 Yes, it is. 283 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,419 No filter? 284 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:38,720 No filter. Tap water. 285 00:11:38,756 --> 00:11:39,922 Huh, interesting. 286 00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:41,823 Surprised you don't have a filter. 287 00:11:41,858 --> 00:11:43,591 You have no filter. 288 00:11:43,626 --> 00:11:45,827 - Huh, that's... yeah. - Isn't it obvious? 289 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:48,729 - That's true. - You just say whatever comes into your mind. 290 00:11:48,765 --> 00:11:52,033 You don't really modulate your inner feelings at all, do you? 291 00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:54,702 It's a good thing for me, but it's a bad thing for water. 292 00:11:54,737 --> 00:11:58,239 Excuse me, I smell something burning. 293 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,476 - LD. - Hmm? 294 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:04,479 Goldfish would commit suicide in this water. 295 00:12:04,514 --> 00:12:07,849 Yeah! Wha... how come you didn't say that when she was there? 296 00:12:07,884 --> 00:12:09,784 You know, I'm a guest. I don't know. 297 00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:11,752 You're like Fred MacMurray in "The Caine Mutiny" 298 00:12:11,788 --> 00:12:14,254 when he and Van Johnson go to see the admiral, 299 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:16,357 then Fred MacMurray gets cold feet and he backs out. 300 00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:17,858 That's a movie, this is real life. 301 00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:20,094 In real life, you're polite to your hostess. 302 00:12:20,129 --> 00:12:22,429 Of course, you're polite. And why wouldn't you be? 303 00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:23,897 There's a hostess, and you have... 304 00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:25,499 That's pretty good. 305 00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,267 Sure, sure, the water, the water. 306 00:12:27,303 --> 00:12:29,370 By the way, I'm not the only one who can't stand it. 307 00:12:30,606 --> 00:12:32,873 Can't stand what? 308 00:12:35,211 --> 00:12:37,544 Well, Marty likes my water. 309 00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:54,760 - Very good. - See? 310 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:57,030 You're really the only person 311 00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:58,764 who has a problem with the water. 312 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:01,067 You know, it's just water. What are you so sensitive about? 313 00:13:01,102 --> 00:13:02,701 I want you to go. 314 00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:05,138 I'm getting kicked out? 315 00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:07,740 - Yeah, I think... - You're kicking me out? 316 00:13:07,775 --> 00:13:09,442 Yeah, I think you should leave. 317 00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:11,310 This is unbelievable. Okay. 318 00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:13,846 Well, it was fun. We... we really... 319 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:16,749 - It was not fun. - No, it wasn't. 320 00:13:16,784 --> 00:13:18,617 I leave my knife 321 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:22,087 and I bid you adieu. 322 00:13:32,008 --> 00:13:34,388 _ 323 00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:42,589 _ 324 00:13:47,081 --> 00:13:49,114 You guys, look! Ah! 325 00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:52,985 - Hey, bald fuck! - Bald fuck! 326 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:56,120 Blow me, blow me! 327 00:13:58,524 --> 00:14:00,825 You wash it! You wash it! 328 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,727 Blow me, bald fuck! 329 00:14:02,762 --> 00:14:04,261 Shut up! Shut up! 330 00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,431 Oh, you were right, Larry. 331 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,033 I blew it with Rhonda. 332 00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:10,802 I told you it was a premature honey. 333 00:14:10,837 --> 00:14:13,471 And she's been cold ever since. 334 00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:15,707 - Yeah, it was bad. - I said honey. 335 00:14:15,742 --> 00:14:17,709 - What's the big deal? - I told them no mushrooms in this thing. 336 00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:19,911 - I said no mushrooms, all right? - I've lost a potential bride, 337 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,646 and you're talking about salad? 338 00:14:21,681 --> 00:14:25,382 - I blew it. - You saw... you saw a wife there 339 00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:28,551 and you seized on it with a honey, right? 340 00:14:28,587 --> 00:14:30,186 - That's what you did. - It was a seize. 341 00:14:30,222 --> 00:14:31,488 - You seized. - I did seize. 342 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:32,956 - You did seize. - So, what do I do? 343 00:14:32,992 --> 00:14:34,224 I don't know. 344 00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:36,226 Oh, great. 345 00:14:36,261 --> 00:14:38,128 It's from Rhonda. 346 00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:40,130 "We need to talk." 347 00:14:40,165 --> 00:14:42,365 - Oh. - I'm through. 348 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,566 You're done. 349 00:14:43,602 --> 00:14:45,435 What ever comes good after "we need to talk"? 350 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,038 - Nothing. - You ever hear this? "We need to talk. 351 00:14:48,073 --> 00:14:49,673 I'm taking you to Cancun." 352 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,074 - No, that's not happening. - Is that gonna happen? 353 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:53,409 - No. No. - That's not gonna happen. 354 00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:55,946 - What do I do, man? - Can I get you a refill? 355 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,447 - Okay. - What do I do? 356 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,950 I got an idea. Text her back. 357 00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:01,685 Tell her to come meet you at the restaurant. 358 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,286 - Why? - When she comes in, 359 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:05,688 you start calling everybody honey. 360 00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:07,857 - I do what? - Call everybody honey... 361 00:15:07,892 --> 00:15:10,926 the waitresses, the manager, customers, everyone. 362 00:15:10,962 --> 00:15:13,663 - Why? - Because... 'cause you're a guy 363 00:15:13,698 --> 00:15:16,032 who just uses the word honey a lot. 364 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:19,068 - You mean it's part of my working vocabulary? - Yes! Yes! 365 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:20,503 And what would that mean to her? 366 00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:22,639 That means that she's just part of the honey parade. 367 00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:24,507 - So, I just call everybody honey? - You call everybody honey. 368 00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:26,242 - I like the honey parade. - Huh? 369 00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:28,678 - All right, I'll have her come down. - Yeah. 370 00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:31,581 There, she's coming. There she is. 371 00:15:31,616 --> 00:15:33,216 - Where? - There. 372 00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:35,251 - Oh, boy. - Larry, I didn't know you were gonna be here. 373 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,452 - Hi! - Hi. 374 00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:37,919 Hi. Oh, hold on a second. 375 00:15:37,954 --> 00:15:39,988 Honey, do you mind if I grab a chair? 376 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:44,193 - Thank you, honey. - Oh, no, I don't... um, thanks. 377 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,727 I just... I could come back. 378 00:15:45,762 --> 00:15:48,797 I just wanted to have just, like, a quick conversation. 379 00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:50,432 I don't wanna interrupt a whole thing. 380 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,100 No, you're not interrupting anything. 381 00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:53,935 Excuse me, honey. Can I get... 382 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,171 - What... what do you want? - Oh, I'll just have a coffee. 383 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:59,308 A black coffee, honey. 384 00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:01,610 That's all you want? Are you hungry? 385 00:16:01,645 --> 00:16:04,246 Uh, well, I wasn't planning on staying that long, 386 00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:06,381 - but maybe... maybe I'll get a sand... - Oh, honey, right here. 387 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,916 - The coffee. - Oh, thank you so much. 388 00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:11,586 Honey, can you bring a turkey burger and some fries? 389 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:13,154 Thanks, honey. Hey, hon! 390 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,090 You know, honey, can we get an extra napkin? 391 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,958 Hey, could I get some coffee, honey? 392 00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:18,492 - Mm-hmm. - Honey? Honey? 393 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,627 Thank you, honey. 394 00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,295 Could we get the check, honey? 395 00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:22,764 Thank you, honey. 396 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:28,636 - Thank you. - So, what did you wanna talk about? 397 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:32,340 Oh, just I'm free on Friday night now 398 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,110 and wanted to see if you wanted to do something together. 399 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:37,178 Pick me up at work? I'll be done around 8:00. 400 00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,679 Then we'll have just one car. 401 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,749 - Uh, yeah. - Great! 402 00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:43,651 - Where do you work? - Uh, I work at Neiman Marcus. 403 00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,518 - Is that so? - Yeah. 404 00:16:45,554 --> 00:16:48,722 - Huh. - I am a sales professional on the men's floor. 405 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,557 If you ever want any help, let me know. 406 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,859 Now that you mention it, 407 00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,294 I could actually use a couple of pairs of pants. 408 00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:55,863 Call me anytime. Seriously, stop by. 409 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,664 - I'm going to. - Great, give him my number. 410 00:16:57,699 --> 00:16:59,166 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 411 00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:00,801 - Larry, it's great to see you. - Good to see you again. 412 00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:02,202 - Very good to see you, Larry. - Always a pleasure. 413 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,104 Do you want me to leave any money for this? 414 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,806 - Are you taking care of it? Okay. - It's all right. 415 00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:07,407 - It's all right. - He's a good guy. 416 00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:09,943 - To us. - Oh! What do you wanna do on Friday? 417 00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:11,078 Anything you want, honey. 418 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:16,950 Oh. 419 00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:19,252 You wanna go to the Rams game on Sunday with Rob? 420 00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,552 He's got extra tickets. 421 00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,721 I'd love to go to the Rams game on Sunday. 422 00:17:22,757 --> 00:17:25,391 Gotta take Susie to the airport. 423 00:17:25,426 --> 00:17:27,226 She's ridiculous! 424 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,294 - All right, I got an idea. - What? 425 00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:32,998 Accidental text on purpose. 426 00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,666 Please explain. 427 00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:36,835 You're sending a text to me, 428 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,370 but it goes to her "by accident." 429 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,506 - Uh-huh. - And in the text, you say, 430 00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,809 "Hey, LD, I'd love to go to the game, 431 00:17:43,844 --> 00:17:45,243 but I'm taking Susie to the airport. 432 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:46,611 I don't wanna disappoint her. 433 00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:47,879 We're getting along so great." 434 00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:49,915 - And it goes to her... - It goes to her. 435 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:51,549 - ... but it was meant to you. - Meant to me! 436 00:17:51,584 --> 00:17:53,551 - Saying how great Susie is... - How great Susie is. 437 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:55,120 - ... and how much I love her. - Yeah. 438 00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:57,923 You, sir, are an amazing man. 439 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,891 - I am texting Susie right now. - Oh, here they are. 440 00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:01,426 - Larry, Jeff. - Hello. 441 00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:03,060 - Thanks for letting me join you guys. - Sure. 442 00:18:03,095 --> 00:18:05,496 - Yeah. - You should see this guy on the range. 443 00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:07,799 - What's your handicap? - 10. 444 00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:09,701 - What are you? - 15. 445 00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:12,670 We should make it interesting, play for some cheddar. 446 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:15,172 - Sure. - Yeah? 200? 447 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,508 - Okay, you're on. - Great. 448 00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:21,746 I pick up a knife, I have an urge to stab. 449 00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:24,816 But it's a stupid thing to say at a dinner table. 450 00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:28,285 And then you made such a deal over the goddamn filter. 451 00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:30,621 - Terrible water. - But you didn't have to say anything about it. 452 00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:33,190 How could you not comment on water that's so bad? 453 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:35,827 Okay, I've done everything I can to get her back. 454 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:39,830 I sent her flowers... boom... shredded on my doorstep. 455 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:42,566 I mean, I don't know what to do. 456 00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,569 - Oh! - Oh! 457 00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:47,203 Oh! 458 00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:50,707 - Accidental text on purpose! - Accidental text. Oh, my God. 459 00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:53,042 - Tell him. - Okay, here's what you do. 460 00:18:53,078 --> 00:18:54,845 You send me a text, 461 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,148 but you accidentally send it to her on purpose. 462 00:18:59,184 --> 00:19:00,950 And in the text, you say something like, 463 00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:03,253 "Hey, Larry, you were an asshole the other night. 464 00:19:03,288 --> 00:19:06,189 There's nothing wrong with her water. It's perfectly okay." 465 00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,825 Say anything you want. Curse me, anything. I don't care. 466 00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:11,094 Okay, I've never said this to you before. 467 00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:12,695 - Yeah. - You're brilliant. 468 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,463 - Thank you, thank you. - Right, right?! 469 00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:16,465 I invented this. I invented this. 470 00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:17,566 He already did it for me. 471 00:19:17,602 --> 00:19:19,035 "Dear Larry... " 472 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,304 - I can say anything I want! - Anything! 473 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:23,006 "Larry, you were so out of line 474 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,640 the other night about the water." 475 00:19:24,675 --> 00:19:26,609 - Yes! - "If Marilyn didn't throw you out, I would've." 476 00:19:26,644 --> 00:19:28,177 Perfect! 477 00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:29,812 Damn it! 478 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,214 He's had some bad luck today. 479 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,251 All right, there we go. 480 00:19:35,287 --> 00:19:36,752 - Oh, that's nice. - Here it comes. 481 00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:38,988 - All right. - Hey, where do you lie? 482 00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:40,290 Uh, four. 483 00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:41,457 Look! 484 00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:43,359 She texted me right back. 485 00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:44,894 "I love you. 486 00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:46,895 I know this is not meant for me. 487 00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:50,565 What a great man to stick up for me like that." 488 00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:53,168 - Unbelievable. - Thank you. 489 00:19:53,203 --> 00:19:54,369 - Unbelievable. - Huh? 490 00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,338 - Brilliant! - Get the flag, Jeff? 491 00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:57,639 Yep. 492 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,174 Well, you're playing great today. 493 00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,708 No, I'm having a bad day. 494 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:03,546 Beautiful. 495 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,314 - Oh! - Beautiful! 496 00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:06,448 Oh! 497 00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:07,983 - Is that a birdie? - Beautiful. 498 00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:10,452 - Oh, my God. - Oh, guys, I hate to do this. 499 00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:12,487 I got a medical emergency. I gotta get to Cedars. 500 00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:15,690 - We only have three more holes. - No, we got a medical emergency here. 501 00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,125 Wait, wait. What are you talking about? 502 00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:18,560 You owe me $200. Pay up. 503 00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:20,328 It's an emergency. I'm a doctor. 504 00:20:20,363 --> 00:20:21,796 You weren't a doctor on the plane. 505 00:20:21,832 --> 00:20:23,465 I gotta go. A patient needs me. 506 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,501 Oh, boy, you're down three with three to play. 507 00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:30,538 Oh, so when you're losing money, you heed the call, is that it? 508 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:31,639 You know what that is? 509 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:34,008 Selective heeding, that's what that is! 510 00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:35,777 You didn't get any text anyway. 511 00:20:35,812 --> 00:20:37,011 It was all bullshit! 512 00:20:44,488 --> 00:20:46,120 - Enigma? - What the fuck?! 513 00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:48,289 Whoa! Oh! 514 00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:49,824 - Jesus Christ! - God! 515 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,826 Crazy! 516 00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:54,795 It's just perfume. 517 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:58,099 ... out of nowhere, right in my face, spritzing me. 518 00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:00,434 - They're the worst. - Come on, what is that? What a violation. 519 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,036 You know what, they'll usually go away, though, 520 00:21:02,071 --> 00:21:03,237 if you just wave them away. 521 00:21:03,272 --> 00:21:06,507 - Did you wave her away? - Sort of, yeah. 522 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,575 Here, do you like this color? 523 00:21:08,611 --> 00:21:10,444 - Yeah, yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 524 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,380 - All right, let's try these. - Okay. 525 00:21:12,415 --> 00:21:14,482 By the way, I wanted to let you know 526 00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:15,895 I was very impressed 527 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:18,110 that you said something about the water the other day. 528 00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:19,987 Well, thank you for saying so. 529 00:21:20,023 --> 00:21:21,855 It's hard to, you know, get in front of a group 530 00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:24,757 and... and say what everyone's thinking when it's uncomfortable. 531 00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:26,692 You know, I had no problem. 532 00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:29,362 Now, I got you 32 and 30. 533 00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:31,564 - Okay. - What do you wanna start with? 534 00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:33,566 - Eh, 32. - All right. 535 00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:36,236 - Here's the 32. - These look very nice, yeah. 536 00:21:36,271 --> 00:21:38,138 All right. 537 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,739 Oh, okay. 538 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,470 Yeah, he's in the kitchen. 539 00:22:11,505 --> 00:22:13,405 - Look who's here. - Hey. 540 00:22:14,776 --> 00:22:16,576 Oh, for God's sake. 541 00:22:16,611 --> 00:22:17,977 Look at this. 542 00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:19,946 My lace just broke. 543 00:22:19,981 --> 00:22:23,315 You... and you know what, there's no extra laces in the house. 544 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:25,250 Do you have extra laces in your house? 545 00:22:25,286 --> 00:22:26,652 No, nobody does. 546 00:22:26,688 --> 00:22:28,588 I don't know why people don't stock up on them. 547 00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,522 - They stock up on canned food. - Hey, we got a problem. 548 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:34,859 Marilyn told me she saw you in Neiman Marcus 549 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,696 - push the spritz girl. - Of course I did. 550 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,531 What do you mean of course you did? 551 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,100 I got attacked and I pushed. 552 00:22:41,135 --> 00:22:42,201 You don't push a spritzer lady! 553 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,668 You're out of your fucking mind! 554 00:22:43,704 --> 00:22:45,237 It's a violation! You don't just go up to people 555 00:22:45,272 --> 00:22:47,139 and spritz them in the face like that. 556 00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:48,273 It's a violation. 557 00:22:48,309 --> 00:22:50,476 We have a very big problem now. 558 00:22:50,511 --> 00:22:53,145 Marilyn is not happy with you. 559 00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:54,879 You know what I gotta do now? 560 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,648 I gotta go through and rewind... 561 00:22:56,683 --> 00:22:59,151 Let's hold on to that thought for a minute, okay? 562 00:22:59,186 --> 00:23:00,219 I think I could fix this. 563 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,686 Will you listen to me, please? 564 00:23:01,722 --> 00:23:03,522 - You wet the end... - I don't care about that. 565 00:23:03,557 --> 00:23:04,956 ... and you just do this. 566 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:06,558 Marilyn said to me 567 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,159 I have to make a choice. 568 00:23:08,194 --> 00:23:10,528 It's either Larry David or Marilyn. 569 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:11,730 She gave you an ultimatum? 570 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,132 An ultimatum. 571 00:23:14,167 --> 00:23:16,200 - Who'd you pick? - I took Marilyn. 572 00:23:16,236 --> 00:23:18,036 I would've made the same decision. 573 00:23:18,071 --> 00:23:19,738 Let's face it, at this point in our lives, 574 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,741 it's... it's not so easy to find people to have sex with us. 575 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,110 Hey, vagina always wins. 576 00:23:25,145 --> 00:23:27,045 I lost a brother to a vagina. 577 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,514 He's quite a feminist, isn't he? 578 00:23:29,549 --> 00:23:31,850 Vagina got his ass. 579 00:23:31,885 --> 00:23:33,484 Goodbye. 580 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,654 So, if I run into you, are you gonna talk to me 581 00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:37,956 or is this... this is the last words we're ever gonna exchange? 582 00:23:37,991 --> 00:23:40,025 I can't talk to you anymore. I'm gonna miss you. 583 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:42,026 So, when I see you at the club dinner tomorrow night, 584 00:23:42,061 --> 00:23:44,461 - no communication there whatsoever? - She said to me, 585 00:23:44,496 --> 00:23:46,797 "If you communicate with him, I'm gone." 586 00:23:46,832 --> 00:23:50,834 Oh, hey, LD, that Sophia Loren. 587 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:52,369 - Whoo! - You saw her movie? 588 00:23:52,404 --> 00:23:54,538 Mm-hmm. "Marriage Italian Style." 589 00:23:54,573 --> 00:23:56,439 - Three times. - I told you, right? 590 00:23:56,475 --> 00:23:58,642 - Gorgeous. - Gorgeous. Fuckin' beautiful. 591 00:23:58,678 --> 00:24:01,078 Yeah. Oh, jeez. 592 00:24:01,113 --> 00:24:02,146 Ugh, my pants are ready. 593 00:24:02,181 --> 00:24:03,681 Now I gotta go see that Rhonda. 594 00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:06,050 - Something up with that girl. - Mm-hmm. 595 00:24:06,085 --> 00:24:08,251 This woman likes me. Lewis's date. 596 00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:10,320 - How do you know? - Well, she was quite taken 597 00:24:10,355 --> 00:24:12,589 with my water stance the other night 598 00:24:12,624 --> 00:24:14,925 and she wouldn't get out of the dressing room 599 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,959 - when I... when I was changing. - She likes you. 600 00:24:16,995 --> 00:24:20,363 Yeah, and I gotta go back there tomorrow to pick up my pants. 601 00:24:20,399 --> 00:24:23,132 - You gonna hit it? - No, I'm a loyal friend. 602 00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:24,901 When women give me an ultimatum, 603 00:24:24,936 --> 00:24:28,271 "Who are you gonna choose, me or your friend?" 604 00:24:28,307 --> 00:24:30,240 I say, "I'm gonna choose my friend." 605 00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:32,375 - That's it. - Why do you have to do this? 606 00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:34,244 You dumped me. You chose somebody over me. 607 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:35,478 - I didn't dump anyone. - Okay. 608 00:24:35,514 --> 00:24:37,614 I'm trying to say goodbye and end this. 609 00:24:37,649 --> 00:24:38,881 Okay, goodbye. 610 00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:42,018 See ya. See ya, Leon. 611 00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:44,487 - All right, get out. - Don't keep talking. 612 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:46,155 - You're standing there. - I'm leaving. 613 00:24:46,191 --> 00:24:48,291 - Okay, well, go. - Okay, I'm gonna leave. 614 00:24:48,327 --> 00:24:50,826 - I'm waiting. - We're not playing last word. 615 00:24:50,861 --> 00:24:53,195 - No. - One, two, three. 616 00:24:53,231 --> 00:24:54,463 - Bye. - Bye. 617 00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:58,033 - One, two, three. - Bye... 618 00:24:58,068 --> 00:25:00,302 - "Ay." - No, don't do that. 619 00:25:00,338 --> 00:25:01,377 Goodbye. 620 00:25:07,811 --> 00:25:09,077 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 621 00:25:09,113 --> 00:25:10,646 I got your pants. You're all paid for. 622 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:12,214 Oh, great, great. 623 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,415 All right, now we just try them on. 624 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,751 - Come on. - Oh, um, 625 00:25:15,786 --> 00:25:17,419 I... I don't need to try them on. 626 00:25:17,455 --> 00:25:19,588 - I can just, you know. - Larry, you gotta try them on. 627 00:25:19,624 --> 00:25:21,223 They got shortened. We gotta see if they're... 628 00:25:21,259 --> 00:25:23,191 That's not necessary. I'll just take them. 629 00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:24,859 It's just gonna take a minute. We'll be good. 630 00:25:24,894 --> 00:25:26,494 I actually changed my mind about... I didn't want the pants. 631 00:25:26,529 --> 00:25:28,162 These pants look amazing on you. 632 00:25:28,197 --> 00:25:30,131 - Come on. - It's not really necessary. 633 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:33,234 - I don't need to try on the pants... - - Larry, you're trying on pants. 634 00:25:34,304 --> 00:25:35,536 Right. 635 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:40,675 I think these lay great. 636 00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:43,177 - Do you like that break on your sneaker? - Yeah. Yeah. 637 00:25:43,212 --> 00:25:44,612 I think that looks good. 638 00:25:44,648 --> 00:25:46,814 I think it's pretty... oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. 639 00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:49,751 We have a new tailor. He does amazing work. 640 00:25:53,189 --> 00:25:55,122 I think that looks pretty good. 641 00:25:56,159 --> 00:25:57,658 Yeah, yeah. 642 00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,094 And the hem is right. 643 00:26:01,129 --> 00:26:02,629 I think that looks good. 644 00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:08,234 Oh, my God! 645 00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:09,270 - Oh! - Larry! 646 00:26:09,305 --> 00:26:11,871 - Oh! Oh, I'm... no! - Oh! 647 00:26:11,907 --> 00:26:13,507 No! That's not from you. 648 00:26:13,542 --> 00:26:15,375 That... that's from Sophia Loren. 649 00:26:15,411 --> 00:26:17,311 Why was it in my face? 650 00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:19,946 Because it was an accident! It was an accidental erection. 651 00:26:19,981 --> 00:26:21,247 - What? - It was an accident. 652 00:26:21,283 --> 00:26:23,249 No, an accident is tripping on a step, 653 00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:25,485 and then also the Titanic going down. 654 00:26:25,521 --> 00:26:29,255 Yeah, but just the way the Titanic went down, this thing went up. 655 00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:32,391 It's the same... it's the same thing. They're both accidents. 656 00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:34,794 So, you're saying your penis is like the Titanic? 657 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:37,463 In a manner of speaking, yes. I think they're... they're comparable. 658 00:26:37,498 --> 00:26:39,866 This is... this is really unprofessional. 659 00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:41,801 - I'm very uncomfortable right now. - Oh, this is unprofessional? 660 00:26:41,837 --> 00:26:44,037 You think I'm comfortable when you're standing in the dressing room 661 00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:45,404 when I'm changing my pants? 662 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,273 It's called a concierge service. 663 00:26:47,309 --> 00:26:49,108 I've never heard of that before in my life. 664 00:26:49,144 --> 00:26:51,077 I'd like you to leave, Larry. 665 00:26:51,112 --> 00:26:52,145 - I'll go, yeah. - Yeah. 666 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:53,880 Okay. May... may I have my pants? 667 00:26:53,915 --> 00:26:55,014 Here. 668 00:26:57,285 --> 00:27:01,120 You know, I gotta say, the waist is a little big. 669 00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:02,355 Get out. 670 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:05,523 I'll wear them with a belt. I'll put a belt on. 671 00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:08,060 What's the score? 672 00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:09,627 14-7. 673 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,668 This Dr. Winocur I was telling you about? 674 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,203 So, get a load of this. 675 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:20,572 "Hi, Mrs. Downing, it's Dr. Winocur. 676 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:23,008 Even though I had to cut my round of golf short, 677 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,910 I'm glad I saw you the other day. 678 00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:27,913 Be sure to take all the medicine as I prescribed it." 679 00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:31,949 - Another accidental... - Text on purpose. 680 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,551 - Wow. Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 681 00:27:33,587 --> 00:27:34,686 This is some doctor. 682 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,388 They should take this guy's license away. 683 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,690 He was on a plane, there was an emergency, he didn't help out. 684 00:27:38,915 --> 00:27:41,587 Person fucking choking, having pains in their chest, 685 00:27:41,588 --> 00:27:43,900 - you get the fuck up. - You've sworn to a Hippocratic Oath. 686 00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:46,050 Sworn to it. Get the fuck up. Unless they got diarrhea 687 00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:47,900 or some shit like that. If they announced that, 688 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:50,039 "Hey, we've got a passenger who has diarrhea 689 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,122 and it's uncontrollable and it's all over the fucking place," 690 00:27:52,123 --> 00:27:55,414 I can see the person sitting there and, "Actually, fuck that. 691 00:27:55,415 --> 00:27:57,247 I don't feel like dealing with diarrhea right now." 692 00:28:15,915 --> 00:28:17,914 I think you're gonna have a good time. 693 00:28:17,915 --> 00:28:19,622 I hope so. 694 00:28:19,623 --> 00:28:21,456 I like that outfit you wore. I really do. 695 00:28:21,457 --> 00:28:22,532 There's Larry. 696 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,331 Just go inside. Ignore him. Do not give him attention. 697 00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:33,997 Ignore him? That's a 14-foot-long cock. 698 00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:40,039 - Hey, pervert. - Hey. 699 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,955 So you get an erection in the dressing room with Rhonda. 700 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:46,380 - How lovely. - No, Leon sent me a video 701 00:28:46,381 --> 00:28:48,170 of an old Sophia Loren movie from the '60s, 702 00:28:48,179 --> 00:28:50,497 and that's what caused it. Rhonda had nothing to do with it. 703 00:28:50,498 --> 00:28:52,247 - Leon sent you a movie... - Yes, yeah. 704 00:28:52,248 --> 00:28:53,747 You know how these things happen. 705 00:28:53,748 --> 00:28:56,080 - They... they just occur. - Oh, they just occur? 706 00:28:56,081 --> 00:29:00,164 Just like you drew a giant cock on the side of your car. 707 00:29:00,165 --> 00:29:01,830 He drew a penis on my car? 708 00:29:01,831 --> 00:29:02,997 - Fuckin' A... - My God! 709 00:29:02,998 --> 00:29:04,497 ... it's 12 feet long. 710 00:29:04,498 --> 00:29:06,456 - This guy's unbelievable. - Who? What guy? 711 00:29:06,457 --> 00:29:08,164 I don't know. I'm having a fight with this guy. 712 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:10,206 He's drawing stuff on my car, messages. 713 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,997 He's telling me to wash it, and... 714 00:29:11,998 --> 00:29:14,039 Oh, I don't know what you're fucking talking about. 715 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,538 - Now he drew a penis... - What, did you co-write "Alice in Wonderland"? 716 00:29:16,539 --> 00:29:18,622 - You're a fucking nutcase. - Oh, you think I'm making that up? 717 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:20,663 You think I go around drawing penises on my car? 718 00:29:20,664 --> 00:29:23,914 - I'd have to be in Bellevue. - She gave me an ultimatum. 719 00:29:23,915 --> 00:29:25,830 It's either you or her. 720 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,538 Funkhouser's girlfriend did the same thing. 721 00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:29,747 I know. Everybody has heard about it, believe me. 722 00:29:29,748 --> 00:29:31,622 Who'd you choose? 723 00:29:31,623 --> 00:29:33,538 - I chose her. - Huh. 724 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:38,039 So, listen, just stay away from my girlfriend. 725 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,164 Girlfriend? 726 00:29:39,165 --> 00:29:41,247 Oh, dear. Premature girlfriend. 727 00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:43,289 - Oh, no, I know... no, no, no. - Listen, Richard, 728 00:29:43,290 --> 00:29:45,247 you know what, I think we're just looking for other things right now. 729 00:29:45,248 --> 00:29:48,164 I call everybody girlfriend. It's a thing of mine. 730 00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:50,914 Hi, girlfriend. Girlfriend, hi. 731 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:53,331 Honey! Honey, come on. 732 00:29:53,332 --> 00:29:55,080 - Please, come on. - Oh, this is nice. 733 00:29:55,081 --> 00:29:57,122 Oh, well, well. 734 00:29:57,123 --> 00:29:58,538 - Look who's here. - Hey, Larry. 735 00:29:58,539 --> 00:30:00,122 - You remember Bebe. - Hi. 736 00:30:00,123 --> 00:30:03,122 - Oh, my, hi. Who could forget Bebe? - Good to see you. 737 00:30:03,123 --> 00:30:04,788 We hit it off at baggage claim. 738 00:30:04,789 --> 00:30:06,663 You hit it off at baggage claim. 739 00:30:06,664 --> 00:30:08,747 - What a beautiful story. - Yeah. 740 00:30:08,748 --> 00:30:12,414 By the way, I got that, uh, "accidental text" you sent me. 741 00:30:12,415 --> 00:30:13,705 I didn't send you a text. 742 00:30:13,706 --> 00:30:15,538 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you know you did. 743 00:30:15,539 --> 00:30:17,955 - Oh, I sent one to Laura Downing. - Oh, yeah. 744 00:30:17,956 --> 00:30:19,914 - Larry David. - David. The Ds. 745 00:30:19,915 --> 00:30:22,456 - Yeah, yeah. - They're very close, they... 746 00:30:22,457 --> 00:30:25,164 Yeah, it was an accident, Larry. Trust me, please. 747 00:30:25,165 --> 00:30:27,080 - And, Bebe... - Mm-hmm. 748 00:30:27,081 --> 00:30:30,705 I would be remiss if I didn't inquire about your condition. 749 00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,580 You know, every day is a struggle. 750 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,497 - Mmm. - But today, I'm doing good, thank you. 751 00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:36,623 Good to hear. 752 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,622 Are you sure that was an accidental text? 753 00:30:40,623 --> 00:30:42,165 Yeah, I'm sure. 754 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,622 Are you sure you have a bladder condition? 755 00:30:46,623 --> 00:30:48,581 Yeah, I'm sure. 756 00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:05,165 Okay. 757 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:08,788 - Come on, Bebe. - Yeah. 758 00:31:08,789 --> 00:31:10,747 Welcome, everyone. 759 00:31:10,748 --> 00:31:12,622 Thank you for coming to celebrate 760 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,955 Tip McDougal's 25 years on the links. 761 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,663 We're gonna start in just a couple minutes, 762 00:31:16,664 --> 00:31:18,663 so, uh, you know, have a drink, 763 00:31:18,664 --> 00:31:20,164 relax, make yourself comfortable. 764 00:31:20,165 --> 00:31:21,830 We'll be back in just a couple. 765 00:31:21,831 --> 00:31:23,247 - Hey, everyone. - Hey! 766 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:25,164 So, what the fuck with the penis on your car? 767 00:31:25,165 --> 00:31:27,331 I don't know. I think somebody on my block drew it. 768 00:31:27,332 --> 00:31:28,663 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 769 00:31:28,664 --> 00:31:30,164 - That is so inappropriate. - Oh, God. 770 00:31:30,165 --> 00:31:31,331 Hi, Richie. 771 00:31:31,332 --> 00:31:32,580 - Hey. - How you doing? 772 00:31:32,581 --> 00:31:35,331 - Where's Rhonda? - She left. 773 00:31:35,332 --> 00:31:38,080 Huh. You did the premature girlfriend. 774 00:31:38,081 --> 00:31:39,414 You can't say "girlfriend" 775 00:31:39,415 --> 00:31:43,206 until you've dated somebody 12, 15 times. 776 00:31:43,207 --> 00:31:45,872 Yeah. Marilyn, am I right? It's gotta be... 777 00:31:45,873 --> 00:31:48,705 Yeah, yeah. Ah. 778 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:49,980 Hey, Funk Man, would you, uh... 779 00:31:49,981 --> 00:31:51,450 would you mind passing the bread this way? 780 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:56,289 Would you mind asking Marty to pass the bread? 781 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,705 Marty, please pass me the bread. I'm famished. 782 00:31:58,706 --> 00:32:00,206 Marilyn, just for tonight, 783 00:32:00,207 --> 00:32:02,039 would... could you give him an exemption 784 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,788 from the no-talking rule that you've imposed? 785 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:07,622 - No. - Just for tonight so we can all have some fun. 786 00:32:07,623 --> 00:32:08,705 - No. - We're at the same table... 787 00:32:08,706 --> 00:32:10,373 Exemption denied. 788 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,332 Okay. 789 00:32:15,539 --> 00:32:17,289 Hey, this is fun, huh? 790 00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:18,788 I'm having the time of my life. 791 00:32:18,789 --> 00:32:20,289 This is really a blast. 792 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:21,872 Too bad we're gonna have to leave early. 793 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,788 I gotta pack. San Francisco. 794 00:32:23,789 --> 00:32:26,580 And Jeff's driving me to the airport, you know. 795 00:32:26,581 --> 00:32:30,788 Think I was gonna buy that bullshit accidental text? 796 00:32:30,789 --> 00:32:33,289 "Oh, I love my wife so much 797 00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:35,206 and... and I'll miss the football game." 798 00:32:35,207 --> 00:32:38,705 You think I bought that "accidental text on purpose"? 799 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:41,830 What... what is an accidental text on purpose? 800 00:32:41,831 --> 00:32:43,414 You send somebody a text, 801 00:32:43,415 --> 00:32:45,747 pretending it to be to somebody else 802 00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:49,080 so they think they're reading a private text. 803 00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:50,414 But, really, what they're trying to do 804 00:32:50,415 --> 00:32:52,080 is give you the information 805 00:32:52,081 --> 00:32:53,872 that they want to manipulate you with. 806 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,748 - It's bullshit. - Huh. 807 00:32:57,998 --> 00:33:01,914 Did you send me an accidental text on purpose? 808 00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:03,414 Oh... 809 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:06,580 You did. That was a bullshit text. 810 00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,080 I... I don't remember that. 811 00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:09,830 Do you like my water? 812 00:33:09,831 --> 00:33:12,622 I... you know, I really don't... I don't remember doing that. 813 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:14,789 Do you like my water? 814 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,914 I can't stand your water. 815 00:33:21,915 --> 00:33:24,705 I can't... I don't even know what to say. 816 00:33:24,706 --> 00:33:28,206 It's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass. 817 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:29,788 It makes me sick! 818 00:33:29,789 --> 00:33:31,997 I wanna barf every time I get near it. 819 00:33:31,998 --> 00:33:35,456 I can't stand the smell, I can't stand the color, 820 00:33:35,457 --> 00:33:37,997 and I cannot stand the taste. 821 00:33:37,998 --> 00:33:40,290 I can't take it anymore! 822 00:33:41,706 --> 00:33:44,457 You know what, talk to him all you want. 823 00:33:46,873 --> 00:33:48,830 Wow, you're the only guy at this table 824 00:33:48,831 --> 00:33:50,331 that could hold on to a woman. 825 00:33:52,207 --> 00:33:55,705 Thank you, everyone, for coming tonight 826 00:33:55,706 --> 00:33:59,164 to honor Tip McDougal and his lovely wife, Nancy. 827 00:33:59,165 --> 00:34:03,164 We're losing a beloved member of the Ocean View family. 828 00:34:03,165 --> 00:34:06,497 - Aw. - Tip, we'll miss you. 829 00:34:06,498 --> 00:34:10,247 But in retirement, maybe Tip will finally be able to play some golf. 830 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:13,456 We had so many great times with Tip 831 00:34:13,457 --> 00:34:15,872 and some rough ones, too. 832 00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:17,998 But he was mostly on the fairway. 833 00:34:19,998 --> 00:34:22,788 I remember one time on the 18th hole, he had knocked... 834 00:34:22,789 --> 00:34:26,456 Larry, I hate to even bother you with this, but I'm on in two minutes. 835 00:34:26,457 --> 00:34:30,164 This guy just took my joke. Can you help me out? 836 00:34:30,165 --> 00:34:32,456 What are you talking about? This is a comedy emergency. 837 00:34:32,457 --> 00:34:35,456 - I'm off duty. - Why won't you help me? 838 00:34:35,457 --> 00:34:37,538 You didn't heed the call on the plane. 839 00:34:37,539 --> 00:34:39,289 You welched on a $200 bet. 840 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:41,331 You sent me an accidental text on purpose. 841 00:34:41,332 --> 00:34:43,830 I invented the accidental text, okay? 842 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:46,207 Yeah, go back to your table. Get out. Go back. 843 00:34:48,706 --> 00:34:50,039 And, you... 844 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,372 You've been drinking water all night, 845 00:34:51,373 --> 00:34:52,788 haven't made one trip to the bathroom. 846 00:34:52,789 --> 00:34:54,331 Not one trip. I've been clocking you. 847 00:34:54,332 --> 00:34:56,914 Sir. Sir! I have a condition. 848 00:34:56,915 --> 00:34:58,872 Yeah, you have a condition, all right. 849 00:34:58,873 --> 00:35:00,400 You're a psychopath who uses a weak bladder 850 00:35:00,401 --> 00:35:01,401 to take advantage of people. 851 00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:04,497 But first, the funniest doc on the links, 852 00:35:04,498 --> 00:35:08,040 Dr. Nathan Winocur. 853 00:35:09,332 --> 00:35:11,289 Come on up here. 854 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:12,705 You're gonna love this guy. 855 00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:33,331 Larry. Hey. It's Dave. 856 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,331 - Oh! Hey. - Three houses down. 857 00:35:35,332 --> 00:35:36,914 - How are you? - Yeah, yeah, good, good. 858 00:35:36,915 --> 00:35:38,663 It's really good to see you here, Larry. 859 00:35:38,664 --> 00:35:40,122 Yeah, good... good to see you. 860 00:35:40,123 --> 00:35:42,580 Yeah. I love the car wash. 861 00:35:42,581 --> 00:35:44,538 - Oh, my God, yeah. - Right? 862 00:35:44,539 --> 00:35:47,247 It's just endlessly fascinating, you know? 863 00:35:47,248 --> 00:35:48,914 It comes down on a conveyer, 864 00:35:48,915 --> 00:35:50,914 the brushes, the water. 865 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:52,705 - You feel like you wanna go through it. - That's right. 866 00:35:52,706 --> 00:35:54,289 - You know? - That's exactly right. 867 00:35:54,290 --> 00:35:57,914 I look at a dirty car, Larry, and I feel sorry for it. 868 00:35:57,915 --> 00:36:00,080 It's almost like it's screaming out, 869 00:36:00,081 --> 00:36:01,748 "Wash me! 870 00:36:03,081 --> 00:36:05,039 Wash me." 871 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,123 - Good to see you, Larry. - Yeah. 872 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,800 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -