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("Ain't No Rest for the Wicked"
by Cage the Elephant playing)
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♪ I was walking
down the street ♪
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♪ When out the corner
of my eye ♪
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♪ I saw a pretty little thing
approaching me ♪
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♪ She said,
"I never seen a man ♪
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♪ "Who looked so all alone ♪
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♪ Oh, could you use
a little company?" ♪
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♪ Not even 15 minutes later, I'm
still walking down the street ♪
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♪ When I saw the shadow of a man
creep out of sight ♪
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♪ And then he swept up
from behind ♪
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♪ He put a gun up to my head ♪
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♪ He made it clear he wasn't
looking for a fight ♪
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♪ He said,
"Give me all you got ♪
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♪ "I want your money,
not your life ♪
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- ♪ But if you try to make a move,
- (siren wailing)
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I won't think twice" ♪
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♪ I told him,
"You can have my cash ♪
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♪ "But first you know
I got to ask ♪
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♪ What made you want to live
this kind of life?" ♪
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♪ He said there ain't no rest
for the wicked ♪
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♪ Money don't grow on trees ♪
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♪ I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed ♪
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Turn the music down, sir.
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♪ There ain't nothing
in this world for free... ♪
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Hey, cut the music.
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(chuckling): I'm sorry.
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(music volume decreases)
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You know why I pulled you over?
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Well, obviously, you felt
the need to exercise
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your limited powers
and punish me
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for ignoring the speed limit.
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It's okay. I understand.
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I-I like to punish people, too.
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Or at least I used to.
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License and registration.
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(sighs) Coming right up.
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♪ Man creep out of sight ♪
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♪ And then he swept up... ♪
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Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
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Yes, of course.
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♪ He said,
"Give me all you got..." ♪
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Is that not enough?
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Take more. It's only money.
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It's against the law, sir.
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(chuckles) You people are funny
about your laws, aren't you?
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You break the law sometimes,
don't you?
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♪ I said, "You're such
a sweet young thing..." ♪
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Sometimes...
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I put my siren on
and drive really fast
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for no reason at all,
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just 'cause I can.
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Right?
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And why wouldn't you? It's fun.
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It feels good to get away
with something, doesn't it?
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Yeah.
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Uh, it's okay, Officer.
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People like to tell me things,
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those deep, dark, naughty little
desires that are on their mind.
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It's a gift.
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Must be something
about this face.
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You're tempted
to keep that, aren't you?
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Well, what are you
waiting for, permission?
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Go on, take it, buy yourself
something pretty.
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You deserve it.
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But if you don't mind,
I really must be on my way.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Hey, have a nice evening.
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You, too, Officer.
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- You, too.
- (music volume increases)
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♪ "You can have my cash, but
first you know I got to ask ♪
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♪ What made you want to live
this kind of life?" ♪
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♪ He said there ain't no rest
for the wicked ♪
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♪ Money don't grow on trees ♪
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♪ I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed ♪
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♪ There ain't nothing
in this world for free ♪
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♪ Oh, no, there ain't
no rest for the wicked ♪
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- ♪ Until we close our eyes for good. ♪
- Hey, boss.
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("Fame" by David Bowie playing)
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♪ Fame makes a man
take things over ♪
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♪ Fame lets him loose,
hard to swallow ♪
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♪ Fame puts you there
where things are hollow ♪
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♪ Fame... ♪
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Where have you been?
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Oh, holed up in a château,
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copulating with a young
woman named Faith.
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It's ironic, isn't it?
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Thank you, Patrick. You can go.
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(chuckles)
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You little devil.
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What?
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I dropped something.
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Well, I'm sure you did.
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Now, Lucifer,
I am a big fan of sex.
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Obviously.
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But I didn't leave Hell
to be a bartender.
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Shouldn't you be spending
your valuable time
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doing something
more significant?
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(scoffs)
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You're the lord of Hell,
for crying out loud.
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I am retired, Maze.
I've got nothing but time.
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Thank you.
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(music plays in slow motion)
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(echoing): ♪ Fame, fame... ♪
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I think you have a visitor.
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(sighs)
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Amenadiel,
how's it hanging, big guy?
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Huh?
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Your return to the Underworld
has been requested.
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Oh, right, okay.
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Let me just, uh,
check my calendar.
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Yeah, here it is.
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Uh, the seventh of never
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through to the 15th
of ain't-gonna-happen.
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How does that work for you guys?
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(sighs)
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Look, remind Dad
that I quit Hell
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because I was sick and tired
of playing a part in his play.
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I'm gonna warn you
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against disrespecting
our father, Lucifer.
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Yeah, well, our father's
been disrespecting me
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since the beginning of time,
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so pot-kettle, don't you think?
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You are a mockery of
everything divine.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, but lately I've been
doing a fair amount of thinking.
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Now, do you think I'm the Devil
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because I'm inherently evil,
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just because dear old Dad
decided I was?
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What exactly do
you think happens
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when the Devil leaves Hell?
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(scoffs)
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All of those demons,
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all of those tormented
and tortured souls,
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where do you think they go?
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Don't know, don't care.
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Not my problem, brother.
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So consider the position
officially open.
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And you, my feathered friend,
can go to Hell.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, try it.
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You think Father's upset now.
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(chuckles)
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You know, he will not be
merciful for much longer.
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(music resumes at normal tempo)
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Hey, you.
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Remember me?
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- You're famous, aren't you?
- GIRL: Delilah!
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- LUCIFER: Delilah, isn't it?
- GIRL: I love you, Delilah!
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Can I have your autograph?
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(chuckles)
If I can have a drink.
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LUCIFER: So are you gonna tell
me why you really came back?
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There's something
I need to know.
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And what's that?
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Did I... sell my soul
to the Devil?
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(chuckles)
Well, that would imply
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the Devil's actually
interested in your soul.
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Look, all I did
was introduce you
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to a few key people who
owed me favors, that's all.
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I mean, with all the good
came a hell of a lot of bad.
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Oh, right, so the Devil
made you do it, did he?
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The alcohol and the drugs,
the topless selfies.
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The choices are on you, my dear.
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I mean, Jimmy Barnes?
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I can't believe you almost
married that sweaty little imp.
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He produced my album.
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You introduced me to him.
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I suggested you work with him,
not sleep with him.
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Well, I got confused.
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And then you left him
at the altar.
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Yeah, that was rude of me.
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No, actually, I quite
enjoyed that bit.
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(both chuckle)
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You know, he trapped me
in the bathroom at the Grammys,
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said he wanted
to get back together.
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Then I hear he's marrying
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a supermodel... this weekend.
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And I'm jealous.
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Oh, God, I'm a mess.
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God has nothing to
do with your mess.
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Look...
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You didn't sell
your soul, Delilah.
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You do owe me a favor.
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I'm scared.
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You should be.
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Because what
I'm about to ask you
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is gonna be
quite difficult for you.
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Pull yourself together.
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That's it, that's
all I'm asking.
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'Cause you're wasting
your talent, your life.
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Hmm?
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You're human, darling.
(chuckles)
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I'm gonna do as you asked.
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I'm gonna get it together.
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Promise, Lucifer.
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Look, it's not about me.
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What happens now,
that's up to you.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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Come here, you.
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(tires squealing)
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(gasps)
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Oh, no, no, no, not yet.
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(gasps)
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What did you do?
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I'm sorry.
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"Sorry."
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Why did you end her life?
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Why else?
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Money.
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"Money."
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Oh, it's times like this
I wish I was still in Hell.
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All the fun activities
I'd have planned for you.
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Hey, man, I just
pulled the trigger.
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(gasps, exhales weakly)
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(siren wails in distance)
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(helicopter whirring)
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♪ ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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(siren whooping)
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(camera beeping, clicking)
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(sirens whooping)
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MAN: Want to hear
what I've got so far?
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Lieutenant said this is my case.
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Yeah, Chloe, it is your case,
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but try not to take
too much time.
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It's an easy one.
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That's our bad guy.
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Eddie Deacon, he's
a low-level drug dealer.
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I found these in his pocket,
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and I found this
in Delilah's purse,
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so obviously drug-related.
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She probably owed him
a bunch of cash or something.
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She's not exactly selling out
stadiums these days.
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How do you know he's low-level?
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Look at his car.
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Did you look at his watch?
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That thing ain't cheap.
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MAN: It's probably fake.
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Look...
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there's gonna be a lot of
attention on this one, Chloe.
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I wouldn't pick at it too hard.
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Not after Palmetto Street.
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I asked for this case
because of Palmetto Street, Dan.
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So, anyway, any witnesses?
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LUCIFER: Lucifer Morningstar.
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"Lucifer Morningstar"?
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Is that, uh,
a stage name or something?
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(chuckles)
God-given, I'm afraid.
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You know,
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you look familiar.
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Have we met before?
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Yeah, five minutes ago.
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And I'm asking the questions.
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Talk to me about your
relationship with the victim.
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Well, she used to work here
a few years back.
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I would occasionally
accompany her while she sang.
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Then she became a big star and
someone decided to end her life.
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Do you know the shooter?
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00:11:31,509 --> 00:11:33,676
No, but we did have
an interesting little chat
259
00:11:33,711 --> 00:11:35,711
just before he kicked off.
260
00:11:35,746 --> 00:11:37,847
I asked him why he did it.
261
00:11:37,882 --> 00:11:39,899
Huh, like to play cop, do you?
262
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:40,616
(laughs)
263
00:11:40,651 --> 00:11:42,818
No, I just like to play
in general, Detective.
264
00:11:42,854 --> 00:11:44,587
What about you?
265
00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:47,656
So, you had a conversation
with a dead guy?
266
00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:48,958
Oh, no, he wasn't quite dead.
267
00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:50,734
His soul hadn't
crossed the threshold.
268
00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,929
I see.
Did he tell you why he did it?
269
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,798
Why, money, of course.
270
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,067
You humans, you love your money,
don't you?
271
00:11:58,102 --> 00:11:59,702
Yes.
272
00:11:59,737 --> 00:12:01,070
Yes, we do.
273
00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:03,205
And, uh, what planet
are you from... London?
274
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,440
(laughs)
275
00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,976
Yes, he also said,
"I just pulled the trigger."
276
00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:09,378
Now, don't you think
that's interesting?
277
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:11,480
Delilah was shot to death
by a drug dealer.
278
00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:14,483
And looks like Delilah herself
kept the guy pretty busy.
279
00:12:14,518 --> 00:12:17,052
You know, it's sad, it's ugly,
but it's not rocket science.
280
00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:18,921
Something probably
went south between them.
281
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:19,889
She gets riddled with bullets,
282
00:12:19,924 --> 00:12:22,191
and a nice little act of God
takes him out.
283
00:12:22,226 --> 00:12:24,260
You know, it doesn't work
like that, Detective.
284
00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:26,161
It's quite a neatly wrapped
little present
285
00:12:26,197 --> 00:12:27,696
for the LAPD, don't you think?
286
00:12:27,732 --> 00:12:29,498
Why don't you tell me something?
287
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,966
How does she end up
288
00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,234
dying in a hailstorm of bullets,
289
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,003
and you get away
without a scratch?
290
00:12:34,038 --> 00:12:35,771
I think that's interesting.
Don't you?
291
00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,072
The benefits of immortality.
292
00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:38,207
"Immortality."
293
00:12:38,242 --> 00:12:39,242
Mm, of course, uh,
294
00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:41,176
you spell that
with one or two M's?
295
00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:42,511
I always forget.
296
00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:45,080
What will your corrupt little
organization do about this?
297
00:12:45,107 --> 00:12:46,959
Excuse me?
298
00:12:46,993 --> 00:12:48,459
Will you find
the person responsible?
299
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:49,550
Will they be punished?
300
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:51,464
Will this be a priority for you?
301
00:12:51,489 --> 00:12:53,122
Because it is for me.
302
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:54,668
You got some balls on you, pal.
303
00:12:54,693 --> 00:12:57,092
Oh, thank you very much, but
they're really quite average.
304
00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:58,190
I bet.
305
00:12:58,215 --> 00:13:00,392
Now, are you sure
that we haven't met?
306
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,002
I could swear
I've seen you naked.
307
00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:03,236
Have we had sex?
308
00:13:04,936 --> 00:13:06,361
We're done here.
309
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,502
Uh, Detective, wait!
310
00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:08,959
Someone out there
needs to be punished.
311
00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:11,484
- We're not done.
- Yeah. Yeah, we are.
312
00:13:15,568 --> 00:13:18,435
♪ ♪
313
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:25,209
♪ Once in the evening ♪
314
00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,249
♪ There was harmony... ♪
315
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:30,233
If there is anyone here that
would oppose this holy union,
316
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,968
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
317
00:13:32,004 --> 00:13:34,070
Excuse me. Yeah,
I have a problem.
318
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,439
Has-has anyone else noticed
319
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:37,941
how incredibly, jaw-droppingly,
320
00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:40,310
loin-stirringly beautiful
this young woman is
321
00:13:40,345 --> 00:13:42,012
and how short, sweaty
322
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:44,381
and altogether fugly
this homunculus is?
323
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:46,449
I mean, what is this...
a wedding or a kidnapping?
324
00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:47,817
Do you know what I mean?
325
00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:51,321
Yeah, good luck
with that, Padre.
326
00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:52,889
Ooh, why you're at it,
say hey for me.
327
00:13:52,925 --> 00:13:55,091
It's been a while. (chuckles)
328
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,660
Jimmy Barnes!
329
00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:57,594
Remember me?
330
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,195
Hey, man,
this is a private event.
331
00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,463
How did you get in here?
332
00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:01,665
Yeah, and quite a lavish one
333
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,167
for a record producer
on the outs.
334
00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:05,769
You do remember me, don't you?
335
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,304
Yeah, yeah, I remember you.
336
00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:09,773
Now, what do you want?
I'm a little busy.
337
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,042
Well, I can't believe
that you're getting married
338
00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:14,711
the day after your ex-fiancée
and once brightest star
339
00:14:14,746 --> 00:14:16,479
was murdered in cold blood.
340
00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:17,981
JIMMY: Yeah, that's very sad.
341
00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:20,083
But you know what,
she ruined my wedding once.
342
00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:21,785
I'm not about to let
that happen again.
343
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,460
It's hard to be rejected,
isn't it, Jimmy?
344
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,721
Twice. (chuckles)
345
00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:25,889
JIMMY: What?
346
00:14:25,924 --> 00:14:27,524
Well, you tried
to get her back recently.
347
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:29,326
I mean, I'd kill someone
if they denied me once.
348
00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:30,627
Not that that's possible.
349
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,430
So, come on,
what do you say, Jimbo, huh?
350
00:14:33,465 --> 00:14:34,998
Did you want her dead?
351
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,834
Look, stop looking at me
that way, you freak.
352
00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:39,903
I am not playing that
mind game with you.
353
00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:41,071
No, of course not!
354
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:42,472
I was furious and
I was humiliated
355
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,774
when she dumped me,
but I think, I-I think
356
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,476
I've rebounded pretty well.
357
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,645
Yes, clearly. Respect.
358
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,547
JIMMY: Should go
play your mind games
359
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:51,681
with 2Vile.
360
00:14:51,717 --> 00:14:53,350
- The rapper?
- Come on.
361
00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:55,151
Delilah dumped me
for that lunatic.
362
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,453
They were always fighting.
363
00:14:56,488 --> 00:14:57,787
He slapped her around a bunch.
364
00:14:57,823 --> 00:15:00,323
He surrounds himself with
gun-toting morons 24-7.
365
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,292
He is the real deal.
366
00:15:02,327 --> 00:15:04,160
Right.
367
00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:06,363
Sorry, how rude.
368
00:15:06,398 --> 00:15:08,264
Allow me to introduce myself.
369
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,134
Lucifer Morningstar.
370
00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:14,237
I really don't want to
have sex with him tonight.
371
00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:16,206
(congregation gasping)
372
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,041
Oh, my...
373
00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:19,175
I'm sorry, I...
374
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,644
I can't believe
I just said that.
375
00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:22,479
LUCIFER: Oh, no, no, no.
Let's be honest here.
376
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:24,481
I mean, you're not
marrying this human stain
377
00:15:24,516 --> 00:15:26,516
'cause you're actually
in love with him, right?
378
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,884
- God no.
- No.
379
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:29,019
Right.
380
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,487
(claps)
Well, I should get going.
381
00:15:30,522 --> 00:15:31,821
Ooh!
382
00:15:31,857 --> 00:15:34,190
Best of luck
with you crazy kids, all right?
383
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,267
("Devil's Haircut" by Beck
playing)
384
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,937
♪ Something's wrong
'cause my mind is fading ♪
385
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:44,034
♪ And everywhere I look,
there's a dead end waiting ♪
386
00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:47,971
♪ Temperature's dropping
at the rotten oasis ♪
387
00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,519
- (doorbell rings)
- ♪ Stealing kisses from
388
00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:52,062
the leperous faces... ♪
389
00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:53,910
Good afternoon, sir.
390
00:15:53,945 --> 00:15:55,412
Yes, I'm here to see the man
391
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:57,113
sadly known as 2Vile...
is he in?
392
00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:59,149
I'm sorry, sir.
He's unavailable.
393
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:00,684
He's in mourning, I'm afraid.
394
00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:03,600
Right. I have narcotics for him.
395
00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:05,955
Right this way, sir.
396
00:16:05,991 --> 00:16:09,202
♪ Hold up, it's the game,
it chose us ♪
397
00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:12,401
♪ Pioneers started on my corner
like the Cold Crush ♪
398
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:15,565
♪ Had smokers lining up
the block like a gold rush... ♪
399
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,834
Here you go, baby.
400
00:16:17,869 --> 00:16:21,171
Can someone please turn down
this god-awful music!
401
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,338
Hello, disc jockey!
402
00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:24,274
Thank you.
403
00:16:24,309 --> 00:16:25,842
Who's this clown?
404
00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,944
He has narcotics for you, sir.
405
00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:31,114
My name is Lucifer Morningstar.
406
00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:33,216
"Lucifer Morningstar"?
407
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,684
(laughs)
408
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,519
Now, that's a good hip-hop name.
409
00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:37,821
Well, that offends me.
410
00:16:37,856 --> 00:16:41,024
What, you don't like hip-hop?
411
00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,525
No, I most certainly do not.
412
00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:45,328
Well, that offends me.
413
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:49,766
You have a problem
with black people?
414
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:50,967
No, not in the slightest.
415
00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,068
I just hate your music.
416
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:53,803
- (laughs)
- And when I say
417
00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:55,305
"your music," I mean your music.
418
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,040
Not the music made
by other black people.
419
00:16:57,075 --> 00:17:00,076
Without the blues, there'd be
no devil's music whatsoever.
420
00:17:00,112 --> 00:17:02,078
There are, of course,
many giants in the field.
421
00:17:02,114 --> 00:17:03,646
Just not you...
am I being clear?
422
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,215
(chuckles) Yeah, you're
being clear all right.
423
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,317
- Good.
- If you're looking
424
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:08,752
to get yourself killed.
425
00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:12,222
(guns clicking)
426
00:17:12,257 --> 00:17:14,424
Yes, well, don't waste
your munitions... I'm immortal.
427
00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:16,793
Tell me about Delilah.
428
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,628
You ain't seen the news?
429
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,430
Bitch is dead.
430
00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:23,833
(others gasping, murmuring)
431
00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:25,869
(gunshots)
432
00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:28,938
Don't shoot, you idiot!
433
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,142
- I didn't kill her.
- Why should I believe you?
434
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,843
Because I loved the girl.
435
00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:35,879
People sometimes kill people
with whom they're in love.
436
00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:37,781
The heart's mysterious.
437
00:17:37,816 --> 00:17:39,549
- So I'm told.
- Ain't like that.
438
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,918
Girl made me crazy!
439
00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:43,153
Women can do that.
440
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,788
Doesn't mean you should
beat them up, does it?
441
00:17:44,823 --> 00:17:46,289
We worked that out
a long time ago.
442
00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:49,523
I hit her once 'cause I found
out she was cheating on me.
443
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:57,400
All right.
444
00:17:57,435 --> 00:17:58,701
With whom?
445
00:17:58,737 --> 00:18:00,036
I don't know. I don't know.
446
00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:01,437
She wouldn't tell me, all right?
447
00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:02,739
Said it was a big secret,
448
00:18:02,774 --> 00:18:05,208
some-some, uh, rich married guy.
449
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:07,110
Well, does she have a friend
that she might've confided in?
450
00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:08,444
She didn't trust no one, man.
451
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,013
Uh, uh, her therapist.
452
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,815
Her therapist is probably
the only one who knows.
453
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,883
She-she's some, uh, uh,
Dr. Linda
454
00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:15,018
in-in Beverly Hills.
455
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,287
Saw her, like,
five times a week on the DL.
456
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:19,189
Used a fake name, everything.
457
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,391
Oh, did she now?
458
00:18:21,426 --> 00:18:24,127
Well, thank you for your time.
459
00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:26,663
CHLOE: LAPD! Guns down.
460
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:27,797
On the floor, down!
461
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,265
You two against the wall.
462
00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:31,734
Detective, welcome to the party.
463
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,336
Grab the bucket,
collect the guns.
464
00:18:33,371 --> 00:18:35,238
Now!
465
00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:37,173
You sly dog,
you did listen to me.
466
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,174
I ran the dead guy's cell phone.
467
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,442
2Vile was the last person
he called.
468
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:41,411
Come on, man.
469
00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:43,580
What I find highly interesting
470
00:18:43,615 --> 00:18:45,515
is how you made the
connection on your own.
471
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,217
Well, I've been busy, my dear.
472
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:49,319
Talk to me about Delilah.
473
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,387
We've been over that one,
Detective.
474
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,922
And why you called the shooter
475
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,390
two days before
she was murdered.
476
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,160
Fine. Yeah, I called Eddie
'cause he hooks me up sometimes.
477
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:58,561
He met Delilah through me.
478
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,797
Whatever.
Don't make me a killer, do it?
479
00:19:00,832 --> 00:19:03,399
No, but it does
make you a suspect.
480
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,768
What, so everyone on Eddie's
phone's a suspect?
481
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:07,003
Are you joking?
482
00:19:07,038 --> 00:19:09,505
You gonna drag
half of Hollywood downtown.
483
00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,274
Be like the Oscars or something.
484
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:13,676
Wait, aren't you
that chick from that film?
485
00:19:13,712 --> 00:19:15,211
Hmm, what's this? What film?
486
00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:16,348
You used to be an actress
or something, right?
487
00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:17,153
Yeah.
488
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,015
That teen movie...
I forget what it's called.
489
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,718
Of course. Hot Tub High School.
490
00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:23,019
That's where I know you from.
491
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,621
Let's just stick to my
questions, shall we? So...
492
00:19:24,656 --> 00:19:25,855
The one with
the famous nude scene,
493
00:19:25,891 --> 00:19:27,056
coming out of the hot tub!
494
00:19:27,092 --> 00:19:28,958
It was, like, a complete
Fast Times rip-off.
495
00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:30,526
She was, like,
the new Phoebe Cates!
496
00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:31,995
Thanks, I appreciate that.
497
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,029
That was quite a nude scene.
498
00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:34,230
I have far too many bullets
499
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:35,632
in this thing
for you to still be talking.
500
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,533
You, we need to have a
conversation right now.
501
00:19:37,569 --> 00:19:39,002
LUCIFER: That's a waste
of time, Detective.
502
00:19:39,037 --> 00:19:40,904
I've just threatened his life...
he's not our guy.
503
00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:42,205
He would've said, trust me.
504
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,374
You did what?
505
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:46,509
Yeah, isn't that illegal?
506
00:19:46,544 --> 00:19:48,278
Uh, little bit, yeah.
507
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,646
You stay put.
508
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:50,847
You, you're coming with me.
509
00:19:50,882 --> 00:19:52,448
What? Ooh. (laughs)
510
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,183
With pleasure.
511
00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:56,052
At least, perhaps now,
you'll listen to me.
512
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:58,388
Although, I'm not quite sure
why I'm being arrested.
513
00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:00,823
Because you're interfering
with a police investigation.
514
00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:03,293
You've broken I can't
even count how many laws.
515
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,460
And you pissed me off.
516
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,995
Right, I can get
out of these, you know?
517
00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:07,263
Funny.
518
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,800
How'd you do that?
519
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,101
(sighs)
Come on, we're wasting time.
520
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,903
We should be out there
solving a homicide
521
00:20:13,939 --> 00:20:15,805
and punishing those responsible.
522
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,206
"We"? You're insane.
523
00:20:17,242 --> 00:20:19,175
I'm taking you in.
Get in the car.
524
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:20,343
No, that's boring.
525
00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:21,511
Not to mention pointless.
526
00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:23,713
Come on, I'll help you.
It'll be fun.
527
00:20:23,748 --> 00:20:25,348
How could you possibly help me?
528
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,616
I have a certain skill set.
529
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:28,685
I can be very persuasive
with people
530
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,120
and tend to see things
that others cannot.
531
00:20:31,156 --> 00:20:32,889
So, you're psychic or something?
532
00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:35,358
No, I can't read people's minds.
I'm not a Jedi.
533
00:20:35,393 --> 00:20:36,926
People just like
to tell me things.
534
00:20:36,962 --> 00:20:38,695
Hmm, just-just tell you things?
535
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,363
Just confess their sins,
just like that?
536
00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:41,464
No, not their sins.
537
00:20:41,499 --> 00:20:42,932
I have no power
over people's sins.
538
00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:44,634
I actually get
a bad rap for that.
539
00:20:44,669 --> 00:20:45,835
I have the ability
540
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,371
to draw out people's
forbidden desires.
541
00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:49,672
The more simple the human,
542
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,873
the easier it is.
543
00:20:50,909 --> 00:20:52,275
The more complex,
the more challenging
544
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,776
and exciting, really.
545
00:20:53,812 --> 00:20:56,212
But no, the actual sins,
the sins are on you people.
546
00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:57,714
"You people"?
547
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,749
I got it.
548
00:20:59,784 --> 00:21:01,384
I got it! The name?
549
00:21:01,419 --> 00:21:02,618
The whole Lucifer thing?
550
00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:04,587
And desire's, like,
your superpower.
551
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:07,023
Mm, it's more like
a gift from God really.
552
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,258
Okay, look.
553
00:21:09,294 --> 00:21:11,694
Tell me, Detective,
554
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,864
what do you desire more than
anything else in this life?
555
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,734
This is it?
This is your big trick?
556
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,308
(sighs)
557
00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,610
I guess,
when I was a little girl,
558
00:21:27,645 --> 00:21:31,381
I... always wanted to be a cop
like my daddy,
559
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:35,618
so that... that one day
I could help people and...
560
00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:38,091
and be taken seriously...
561
00:21:38,201 --> 00:21:41,691
...when I say to shut up
and get in the damn car.
562
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:48,097
You're not, like, a Jedi
or something, are you?
563
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:50,199
Get in the car.
564
00:21:50,235 --> 00:21:51,534
No, no, no, no, no. Look.
565
00:21:51,569 --> 00:21:52,702
I know something you don't know.
566
00:21:52,737 --> 00:21:54,470
Really? What's that?
567
00:21:54,506 --> 00:21:56,072
Won't say unless you
take me with you on this.
568
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,575
Please, come on.
I got to 2Vile, didn't I?
569
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,310
Why do you care
about this so much?
570
00:22:01,346 --> 00:22:02,545
About Delilah?
571
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:07,717
Look, I just... I just do.
572
00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:09,392
Look, if I hadn't meddled
with her career,
573
00:22:09,421 --> 00:22:11,721
maybe she wouldn't have died.
574
00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:12,722
Okay.
575
00:22:12,757 --> 00:22:14,257
Okay, fine... but if this
576
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,225
little clue thing of yours
doesn't pan out,
577
00:22:16,261 --> 00:22:18,628
these are going back on,
and they're gonna stay on.
578
00:22:18,663 --> 00:22:20,365
Is that a promise?
579
00:22:26,248 --> 00:22:27,745
CHLOE: Yeah, therapist
in Beverly Hills
580
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:28,913
with the first name Linda.
581
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,381
See if Delilah was a client.
582
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:31,682
Ah-ah, actually,
she had a pseudonym,
583
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:32,917
which I also happen to know.
584
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,351
I'm quite good
at this, aren't I?
585
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,121
- Uh, Penny Lane.
- Okay.
586
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,356
Delilah may have gone
by Penny Lane. Thanks.
587
00:22:42,465 --> 00:22:43,861
Don't look so smug.
588
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:44,896
Nothing's panned out yet.
589
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,130
No, no, no, it's not that.
590
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,831
It's just that I knew
that I recognized you.
591
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,500
Right.
592
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,168
Right, you've seen my boobies.
593
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,136
It's exciting.
594
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,203
What, are you 12?
595
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,338
So is the, uh... is the movie
596
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,140
why you've got such
a chip on your shoulder?
597
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,609
Uh, it's low on the list
598
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,544
- of things I have to live down, I guess.
- Right.
599
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,846
Attractive female cop
struggling to be taken seriously
600
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,515
in a man's man's world...
that it?
601
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,184
Yeah, something like that.
602
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,519
Well, they're threatened.
603
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,455
You're clearly smart
and have notable instincts.
604
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,519
Ignore them. Trust yourself.
605
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,526
(cell phone rings)
606
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,195
Detective Decker.
607
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,496
All right, text it to me.
608
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,031
Thanks.
609
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,599
What's that?
610
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,665
(sighs)
611
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,569
What you were saying stands up.
612
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,870
There's a Penny Lane who sees
613
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,605
a Dr. Linda Martin
in Beverly Hills.
614
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,841
Excellent.
I'll clear my schedule.
615
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,037
(cell phone rings)
616
00:23:32,072 --> 00:23:33,177
Ooh, someone's popular.
617
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,212
Please stop talking.
618
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,013
Hello.
619
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,112
What? You're kidding me.
Is she okay?
620
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,085
Oh, of course he's not there.
621
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,419
Thanks.
622
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,455
We got to make a pit stop.
623
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:45,556
What? No, absolutely not.
624
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:48,025
My kid got into a fight.
I got to pick her up.
625
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,727
What, can't she get
herself home?
626
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,061
She's seven.
627
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,563
Look, I'm not here
to help you run errands.
628
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,064
I'm here to help you
solve a homicide.
629
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,866
Really?
630
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,904
("Sinister Kid"
by the Black Keys playing)
631
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,212
CHLOE: All right.
632
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,780
Wait here.
633
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,081
With pleasure.
634
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,649
Despise children.
635
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,153
♪ Yeah ♪
636
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:17,774
♪ A sinister kid is a kid who ♪
637
00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:21,010
♪ Runs to meet his Maker ♪
638
00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:24,462
♪ A drop-dead sprint
from the day he's born ♪
639
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,498
♪ Straight into
his Maker's arms ♪
640
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:31,336
♪ And that's me, that's me ♪
641
00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:34,643
♪ The boy with a broken halo. ♪
642
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,363
I don't think you're allowed
to smoke in here.
643
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,024
Oh, dear, what will
become of me?
644
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,093
My mother is a police officer.
645
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,828
She could arrest you.
646
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:58,863
(lighter snaps shut)
647
00:24:58,891 --> 00:25:02,028
Oh, I think I might
know your mother.
648
00:25:02,063 --> 00:25:03,133
What's your name?
649
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,835
Lucifer.
650
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,637
(whispering): Like the Devil?
651
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,405
Exactly.
652
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:12,342
My name's Beatrice, but
everybody calls me Trixie.
653
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,344
That's a hooker's name.
654
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,679
What's a hooker?
655
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,648
Ask your mother.
656
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,651
So... why are you in trouble?
657
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,820
See that girl over there?
658
00:25:23,594 --> 00:25:25,422
She was bullying me.
659
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,091
She created a fake
Snapchat account
660
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,725
and used it to make fun of me.
661
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:33,363
So... I kicked her in the
no-no-touch-touch square.
662
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,834
Oh. Oh, I see.
663
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,736
Well played.
664
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,205
Well played, indeed.
665
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,149
Hello, mean girl.
666
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,646
Did you know there's a
special section of Hell
667
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:50,781
reserved for bullies?
668
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,150
So have fun.
669
00:25:54,759 --> 00:25:56,192
(screams)
670
00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:00,691
What did you do?
671
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,659
Oh...
672
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,596
I just think someone's feeling
a little guilty.
673
00:26:08,357 --> 00:26:10,391
(school bell rings)
674
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,372
Hi, Daddy.
675
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,707
Hi, munchkin.
676
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:17,875
CHLOE: Wow, shocker,
you're late.
677
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,042
Come on, give me a break.
678
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,344
I'm putting a case to bed.
679
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:21,845
Right, like I'm not
working a case, too.
680
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,481
Oh, yeah, the one
you tried to steal from me.
681
00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:25,916
You mean the open and shut one.
682
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,952
You did open and shut it, right?
683
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,821
I'm being diligent, Dan.
It's a high-profile case.
684
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:32,656
Exactly, which is why you
need to be smart about it.
685
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,591
She is smart. You're the dimwit.
686
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,661
Perhaps you should refrain from
arguing in front of the child.
687
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:38,829
It's unbecoming.
688
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,199
I don't know whether to laugh
or to shoot you.
689
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,134
Surprise me.
690
00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,758
Isn't he funny, Daddy?
691
00:26:46,377 --> 00:26:48,685
CHLOE: Hey, can you, uh,
drop Trix at my mom's?
692
00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:49,740
We got to go. Thank you.
693
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,842
Trixella, give Mommy a kiss.
694
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,744
I love you so much.
695
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,479
Good job standing up
to the mean girl.
696
00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:56,847
Thanks, Mommy.
697
00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,782
What's a hooker?
698
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:04,054
Daddy will tell you.
699
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,252
Bye, Lucifer.
700
00:27:09,277 --> 00:27:10,961
It was nice meeting you.
701
00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,597
CHLOE: Hmm.
702
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,932
Think she likes you.
703
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,609
Of course she does...
what's not to like?
704
00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:29,328
Was your offspring
planned or a mistake?
705
00:27:30,998 --> 00:27:32,331
Planned, sort of.
706
00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:33,766
Really?
707
00:27:33,801 --> 00:27:35,434
'Cause I've never understood
the human desire to procreate.
708
00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,236
That's probably a good thing.
709
00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:38,971
I mean, children are
hideous little creatures,
710
00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:40,339
terrible, taxing burdens.
711
00:27:40,374 --> 00:27:42,441
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
712
00:27:42,477 --> 00:27:44,176
Oh, um, yours is fine.
713
00:27:44,212 --> 00:27:46,579
I mean, you know,
nothing to crow about,
714
00:27:46,614 --> 00:27:48,113
but nothing to be too
embarrassed about, either,
715
00:27:48,149 --> 00:27:49,248
so that's quite good, isn't it?
716
00:27:49,283 --> 00:27:52,218
Are you at all aware
of how dickish you sound?
717
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,385
No.
718
00:27:54,489 --> 00:27:57,556
Speaking of dicks...
719
00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,024
why was that ex-husband of yours
720
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,045
pressuring you
to close the case?
721
00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:03,617
No reason.
722
00:28:05,199 --> 00:28:06,466
Strange.
723
00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:08,645
Yes, you are.
724
00:28:09,492 --> 00:28:11,304
Did my father send you?
725
00:28:11,339 --> 00:28:12,738
(door opens)
726
00:28:12,773 --> 00:28:15,474
Okay, Detectives,
I'll see you now.
727
00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:16,909
CHLOE: Thank you.
728
00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:18,444
Oh. "Detectives."
729
00:28:19,814 --> 00:28:21,447
CHLOE: Dr. Martin,
I'd like to ask you
730
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,282
a few questions about Delilah.
731
00:28:27,889 --> 00:28:30,389
You're thinking
about it, aren't you?
732
00:28:30,424 --> 00:28:31,557
What?
733
00:28:31,592 --> 00:28:32,758
Yes, I wouldn't recommend it.
734
00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,059
I'm like walking heroin.
735
00:28:34,095 --> 00:28:36,061
Very habit-forming.
It never ends well.
736
00:28:36,097 --> 00:28:37,162
(sighs)
737
00:28:37,198 --> 00:28:39,798
I'm sorry, do... do you two
know each other?
738
00:28:39,834 --> 00:28:41,467
No, no, but I know that look.
739
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,403
I don't know
what you're talking about.
740
00:28:45,339 --> 00:28:46,672
That is interesting
741
00:28:46,707 --> 00:28:49,408
'cause... you don't
look at me that way.
742
00:28:49,443 --> 00:28:51,443
- What way?
- With carnal fascination.
743
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,845
That's 'cause it doesn't exist.
744
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,047
No, you see, that's just it...
with most women, it does.
745
00:28:55,082 --> 00:28:56,849
I tend to appeal to the
dark, mischievous hearts
746
00:28:56,884 --> 00:29:00,085
in all of you, but
you, Detective,
747
00:29:00,121 --> 00:29:02,254
you seem oddly
immune to my charms.
748
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:05,291
Referring to them as "charms,"
I think, is a bit of a stretch.
749
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,926
Truth be told,
I find you repulsive.
750
00:29:06,961 --> 00:29:08,627
Like, on a chemical level.
751
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:09,828
That's fascinating.
752
00:29:11,112 --> 00:29:12,598
LUCIFER: Now, tell me, Linda...
753
00:29:12,633 --> 00:29:14,199
You say it's fascinating,
754
00:29:14,235 --> 00:29:17,269
and yet I can see that it
disturbs you, doesn't it?
755
00:29:17,305 --> 00:29:19,738
Deeply.
756
00:29:19,774 --> 00:29:21,340
CHLOE: Dr. Martin,
757
00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:23,676
we know that, um, Delilah was
having a clandestine affair
758
00:29:23,711 --> 00:29:25,511
with a wealthy married man,
so if you just
759
00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:27,613
tell us his name,
we will be on our way.
760
00:29:27,648 --> 00:29:29,515
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
761
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,283
Oh, she's one of
the complex ones.
762
00:29:31,319 --> 00:29:32,518
Linda,
763
00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:35,120
darling, why don't
you tell me? Hmm?
764
00:29:35,156 --> 00:29:36,278
Well, I can't.
765
00:29:36,313 --> 00:29:37,323
(Lucifer chuckles)
766
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,758
I want to, but I can't.
767
00:29:39,794 --> 00:29:40,859
(laughs)
768
00:29:40,895 --> 00:29:43,195
(laughing):
Oh, you're the devil.
769
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:45,497
(chuckles) Correct.
770
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,166
Now, come on, Dr. Martin.
771
00:29:47,201 --> 00:29:48,534
I know you want to.
772
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:51,804
Oh, man, and it's really,
really juicy, too.
773
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:52,972
Ooh, I bet it is.
774
00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:54,273
No, I can't.
775
00:29:54,308 --> 00:29:55,608
What did you do to her?
776
00:29:55,643 --> 00:29:56,575
Did you roofie her?
777
00:29:56,611 --> 00:29:57,610
Oh, no, it's not her fault.
778
00:29:57,645 --> 00:29:58,978
She's just reacting to me.
779
00:29:59,013 --> 00:30:01,347
Just watch and learn, okay?
780
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,615
Right, the answer is yes,
781
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,984
we can take a trip
to pound town if we must,
782
00:30:05,019 --> 00:30:08,954
but first, you're gonna have
to tell us, Linda, okay?
783
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,656
(moaning): Um...
784
00:30:10,691 --> 00:30:13,225
(chuckles)
785
00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:17,823
Okay... (chuckles)
it's Grey Cooper.
786
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:18,965
Grey Cooper?
787
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,932
Seriously?
788
00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,400
That is juicy.
789
00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:22,668
Grey Cooper, the actor?
790
00:30:22,703 --> 00:30:24,269
The one who's married
to Amanda what's-her-chops?
791
00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:25,604
Yeah, yeah.
792
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,406
Oh, no, he's horrible.
793
00:30:27,441 --> 00:30:30,961
So square-jawed,
so handsome, so vanilla.
794
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,678
Oh, I'm really quite
disappointed in Delilah.
795
00:30:32,713 --> 00:30:36,215
That's truly terrible taste
in the opposite sex.
796
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,650
Thank you very much, Dr. Martin.
797
00:30:37,685 --> 00:30:38,651
We'll be in touch.
798
00:30:38,686 --> 00:30:39,952
All right, we got to go.
799
00:30:39,987 --> 00:30:41,553
Yes, of course,
but I... I made a deal,
800
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,489
so I'm gonna have to hold up
my end of the bargain.
801
00:30:43,524 --> 00:30:45,591
You wouldn't mind
waiting outside?
802
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,192
Are you seriously talking
803
00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:48,894
about having sex
with her right now?
804
00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:51,096
- Well, it won't take long.
- I do yoga.
805
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:55,834
Hot... yoga.
806
00:30:55,870 --> 00:30:58,504
I'm freakishly flexible.
807
00:30:58,539 --> 00:30:59,972
Want to see?
808
00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:04,076
Wow!
809
00:31:05,846 --> 00:31:07,780
(chuckles)
810
00:31:07,815 --> 00:31:10,516
I really tried
to keep that one in.
811
00:31:10,551 --> 00:31:13,218
Well, you tried...
that's what matters.
812
00:31:13,254 --> 00:31:14,653
Uh, look, I'm really sorry,
813
00:31:14,689 --> 00:31:16,655
but I'm gonna have
to take a rain check.
814
00:31:16,691 --> 00:31:17,790
I will be back, okay?
815
00:31:17,825 --> 00:31:19,024
I certainly hope so.
816
00:31:19,927 --> 00:31:22,194
My word is my bond.
817
00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:27,803
♪ It's always something ♪
818
00:31:27,838 --> 00:31:29,601
♪ Before the late night ♪
819
00:31:29,727 --> 00:31:31,370
♪ Around the corner... ♪
820
00:31:31,405 --> 00:31:33,706
LUCIFER: Excuse me! Excuse me.
821
00:31:33,741 --> 00:31:36,108
Ah, excuse me. Thank you.
822
00:31:36,143 --> 00:31:38,410
Hey, hey, sir.
823
00:31:38,446 --> 00:31:40,679
(tires squealing, gunfire)
824
00:31:44,885 --> 00:31:47,419
Who the (bell rings)
is this guy?
825
00:31:47,455 --> 00:31:49,822
What the hell are you doing?
826
00:31:49,857 --> 00:31:51,056
CHLOE: Excuse me. Excuse me.
827
00:31:51,092 --> 00:31:52,458
Sorry. Excuse me.
828
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:54,727
Sorry, he's with me.
829
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,030
That's not Grey Cooper.
830
00:31:58,065 --> 00:31:59,364
No, of course not.
831
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,599
What the hell is this?
832
00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:02,634
We need to speak
with Mr. Cooper.
833
00:32:05,177 --> 00:32:08,273
God, Delilah, yeah,
heard about that this morning.
834
00:32:08,309 --> 00:32:09,341
I can't believe it.
835
00:32:09,376 --> 00:32:11,710
We did a movie
together last year.
836
00:32:11,746 --> 00:32:12,746
Got pretty close.
837
00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:14,880
- Lovers?
- Friends.
838
00:32:14,915 --> 00:32:16,448
Friends who were lovers?
839
00:32:16,484 --> 00:32:17,583
CHLOE: Settle down.
840
00:32:17,618 --> 00:32:18,884
I'll handle the questions.
841
00:32:18,919 --> 00:32:20,819
Mr. Cooper, when did you last
have contact with Delilah?
842
00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,354
Well, actually, I just
have one more question
843
00:32:22,389 --> 00:32:23,956
before you proceed
with the boring ones.
844
00:32:23,991 --> 00:32:26,558
Tell me, Mr. Cooper,
845
00:32:26,594 --> 00:32:28,827
what do you want more
than anything in this world?
846
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:30,863
What's your deepest,
darkest desire?
847
00:32:30,898 --> 00:32:34,133
You close your eyes,
what do you see?
848
00:32:34,168 --> 00:32:38,670
I'm the president of the
United States of America.
849
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:39,905
Ha!
850
00:32:41,063 --> 00:32:43,008
Well, who's the Devil now, eh?
851
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:44,977
Those are some pretty big
aspirations there,
852
00:32:45,012 --> 00:32:47,479
- Mr. Cooper.
- (chuckles) Well, after the acting
853
00:32:47,515 --> 00:32:49,348
- and stuff.
- No need
854
00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:51,750
to be embarrassed. Hell,
if Arnold can do it, right?
855
00:32:51,786 --> 00:32:52,772
- (chuckles)
- Now, you wouldn't
856
00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:53,686
want any nasty secrets
857
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,254
screwing that up for you,
though, would you?
858
00:32:55,289 --> 00:32:56,822
Is there a point to this?
859
00:32:56,857 --> 00:32:59,224
Mr. Cooper, were you having
an affair with Delilah?
860
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:00,260
AMANDA: Honey!
861
00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:01,760
Have you been getting my texts?
862
00:33:01,796 --> 00:33:03,162
I thought they were
breaking you for lunch
863
00:33:03,197 --> 00:33:04,763
like a half hour ago.
864
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:06,666
What's going on?
865
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:09,168
These people are detectives.
866
00:33:09,203 --> 00:33:10,169
Real ones?
867
00:33:10,204 --> 00:33:12,271
We have some questions
about Delilah.
868
00:33:12,306 --> 00:33:14,373
Oh. Oh. Yes, it's so sad.
869
00:33:14,408 --> 00:33:16,543
Yeah. Very sad.
870
00:33:16,844 --> 00:33:18,747
Your watch,
where'd you get that?
871
00:33:19,046 --> 00:33:20,512
Oh, it's a prop.
872
00:33:20,548 --> 00:33:21,548
AMANDA: No, that's the one
873
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,514
Delilah gave you, isn't it?
874
00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,882
For Time Will Tell?
875
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:26,318
GREY: Right. That's the movie
876
00:33:26,353 --> 00:33:28,587
that we did. It was a wrap gift.
877
00:33:28,622 --> 00:33:30,923
(chuckles)
Yeah. She buy a $10,000 watch
878
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,491
- for the whole crew?
- Uh, no.
879
00:33:32,526 --> 00:33:35,436
Just me, as far as I know.
880
00:33:35,461 --> 00:33:37,029
'Cause we were, you know,
881
00:33:37,064 --> 00:33:38,630
costars and everything.
882
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,966
You know, you're gonna have
to get much better at lying
883
00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:42,334
if you want to be president.
884
00:33:42,369 --> 00:33:44,570
I know, right?
885
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:47,152
So you were sleeping
with her, then, yeah?
886
00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:50,694
- Oh, yeah. (chuckles)
- (laughing)
887
00:33:55,516 --> 00:33:57,316
Crap. I just said that
in front of people.
888
00:33:57,351 --> 00:33:58,917
Whatever.
It's not like I didn't know.
889
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,686
God, you are a terrible liar.
890
00:34:00,721 --> 00:34:01,954
And actor, by the way.
891
00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:03,322
- You knew?
- Of course.
892
00:34:03,357 --> 00:34:06,859
Why else do you think I've been
sleeping with Bobby?
893
00:34:06,894 --> 00:34:08,026
Are you serious?
894
00:34:08,062 --> 00:34:09,962
Oh, yeah. And it is good.
895
00:34:09,997 --> 00:34:12,531
Mmm. I climb that man
like a tree.
896
00:34:12,566 --> 00:34:13,498
Right, Bobby?
897
00:34:13,534 --> 00:34:15,234
GREY: My bodyguard?
898
00:34:15,269 --> 00:34:17,102
What a cliché.
899
00:34:17,137 --> 00:34:19,204
Oh, I'm a cliché?
Well, you're a dick.
900
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,372
Oh, boy.
901
00:34:21,742 --> 00:34:23,442
- Hey, guys...
- Come on!
902
00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:25,978
Hey, guys. Arrest them.
903
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:28,247
- Seriously?
- (grunting)
904
00:34:28,282 --> 00:34:31,183
One of them's got to be guilty.
905
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,746
♪ ♪
906
00:34:37,623 --> 00:34:41,372
♪ Hit me point-blank,
hit me point-blank ♪
907
00:34:41,418 --> 00:34:42,962
♪ Hit me point-blank... ♪
908
00:34:42,987 --> 00:34:45,554
Thanks. (sighs)
909
00:34:45,589 --> 00:34:49,892
So, Grey and Amanda have
zero connection to the shooter.
910
00:34:49,927 --> 00:34:52,795
(sighs) But the shooter had
the same watch as Grey.
911
00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:54,463
That can't be a coincidence.
912
00:34:54,498 --> 00:34:59,168
Maybe Delilah gave him one, too,
like kind of a go-to gift. I...
913
00:34:59,203 --> 00:35:00,636
Well, that would imply
she was actually
914
00:35:00,671 --> 00:35:01,737
sleeping with that maggot.
915
00:35:01,772 --> 00:35:03,539
Really?
916
00:35:03,574 --> 00:35:06,542
Jimmy, 2Vile, Grey Cooper.
917
00:35:06,577 --> 00:35:08,010
That's three other maggots
she's sleeping with.
918
00:35:08,045 --> 00:35:10,145
I don't think there's a lot
of discretion going on with her.
919
00:35:10,181 --> 00:35:11,580
Yeah. I suppose you got a point.
920
00:35:12,483 --> 00:35:13,882
(chuckles softly)
921
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:16,018
God, what am I doing here?
922
00:35:16,053 --> 00:35:18,620
Wrong deity, but, yes,
that is the eternal question.
923
00:35:18,656 --> 00:35:21,423
(chuckles)
No. I mean here, in a bar,
924
00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,758
- with you.
- Well, I don't know.
925
00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:24,560
You tell me, Detective.
926
00:35:24,595 --> 00:35:26,929
I mean, despite
your proclaimed revulsion,
927
00:35:26,964 --> 00:35:29,531
you can't deny that
there's a connection between us.
928
00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:32,601
Tell me, what do
you actually want?
929
00:35:32,636 --> 00:35:35,604
You mean what do I desire
more than anything else
930
00:35:35,639 --> 00:35:36,972
- in this life?
- Yes.
931
00:35:37,007 --> 00:35:38,196
- Mm-hmm.
- No tricks. Not that they work
932
00:35:38,231 --> 00:35:39,441
on you, you freak.
933
00:35:39,476 --> 00:35:40,776
(chuckles)
934
00:35:41,712 --> 00:35:44,313
Seriously. I'm curious.
935
00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:45,848
I don't know.
936
00:35:45,883 --> 00:35:47,549
What-what I told you's true.
937
00:35:47,585 --> 00:35:50,686
I-I really do want
to help people.
938
00:35:51,589 --> 00:35:53,222
My father was a cop.
939
00:35:53,257 --> 00:35:54,756
He was a great cop.
940
00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:56,525
My mother was an actress.
941
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,026
Really cheesy one. (chuckles)
942
00:35:58,062 --> 00:36:01,230
I tried the acting thing.
I took off my top.
943
00:36:01,265 --> 00:36:03,765
Wasn't really contributing
to the betterment of society.
944
00:36:03,801 --> 00:36:05,901
I disagree. I love that movie.
945
00:36:05,936 --> 00:36:07,169
(chuckles)
946
00:36:07,204 --> 00:36:08,237
So I quit.
947
00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:09,938
Decided to become a cop
like my dad
948
00:36:09,974 --> 00:36:12,608
and, uh, dealt with the whole
Hot Tub High School thing,
949
00:36:12,643 --> 00:36:14,276
until, um,
950
00:36:14,311 --> 00:36:16,478
I became a detective
and found a whole new way
951
00:36:16,513 --> 00:36:18,847
- to ostracize myself.
- Ah, the...
952
00:36:18,883 --> 00:36:21,350
reason your ex-maggot
was pressuring you
953
00:36:21,385 --> 00:36:22,985
to close this?
954
00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:24,553
Yeah. Yeah.
955
00:36:24,588 --> 00:36:26,755
Exactly. There was a case,
956
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:29,591
a shooting on Palmetto Street
where a cop was shot,
957
00:36:29,627 --> 00:36:31,860
and I saw it differently
than pretty much everyone
958
00:36:31,896 --> 00:36:33,996
in my department,
including my ex.
959
00:36:34,031 --> 00:36:35,697
And I stuck my neck out,
960
00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:37,799
and it backfired.
961
00:36:37,835 --> 00:36:39,868
And, uh, now...
962
00:36:39,904 --> 00:36:42,604
(chuckles)
no one wants to work with me.
963
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,606
Well, I'm available.
964
00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,809
Too bad your little protégé
965
00:36:47,845 --> 00:36:49,144
isn't around
to collect the check.
966
00:36:49,179 --> 00:36:50,445
REPORTER: The soundtrack album
967
00:36:50,481 --> 00:36:51,747
for the movie Time Will Tell
968
00:36:51,782 --> 00:36:54,483
has reached number 15
on the Billboard charts
969
00:36:54,518 --> 00:36:56,251
and is still climbing.
Song and record sales...
970
00:36:56,287 --> 00:36:57,619
Oh, wow.
971
00:36:58,622 --> 00:37:00,088
What?
972
00:37:01,425 --> 00:37:04,126
Delilah didn't give that watch
to the drug dealer.
973
00:37:09,049 --> 00:37:11,533
♪ Got a heavy load,
sometimes I wonder... ♪
974
00:37:11,569 --> 00:37:12,560
- Stop, stop, stop!
- (music stops)
975
00:37:12,595 --> 00:37:15,452
What is it? You got a gerbil in
your throat? What's going on?
976
00:37:17,341 --> 00:37:18,507
Hello, Jimmy.
977
00:37:18,542 --> 00:37:20,242
Really?
978
00:37:20,277 --> 00:37:21,877
How's the album sales doing?
979
00:37:21,912 --> 00:37:23,211
What album?
980
00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:25,514
Soundtrack to Time Will Tell,
which you produced.
981
00:37:25,549 --> 00:37:28,984
Whitney Houston hit the top ten
for album sales after her death.
982
00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:30,953
Michael Jackson hit
the stratosphere.
983
00:37:30,988 --> 00:37:33,956
Not sure you'll achieve such
heights having Delilah killed,
984
00:37:33,991 --> 00:37:37,192
but that sure is a boatload of
royalty checks headed your way.
985
00:37:37,227 --> 00:37:40,696
Guess you really
needed the cash, huh?
986
00:37:40,731 --> 00:37:43,966
Which is why you had to pay
the shooter with your watch.
987
00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:46,268
The watch Delilah gave you.
Now, that's just sick.
988
00:37:46,303 --> 00:37:48,036
But then you are, so...
989
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,962
(gun clicks)
990
00:37:50,997 --> 00:37:52,207
Hey, Jimmy?
991
00:37:52,242 --> 00:37:53,709
I made her, and she ruined me.
992
00:37:53,744 --> 00:37:56,678
She humiliated me. She owes me.
993
00:37:56,714 --> 00:37:59,209
You're not God, Jimmy.
You didn't make her.
994
00:37:59,476 --> 00:38:00,882
But you did destroy her.
995
00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:02,784
So I'm gonna punish you.
996
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:05,454
You back off,
you freak. I mean it.
997
00:38:05,489 --> 00:38:07,723
I am not going to jail
for that bitch. No chance.
998
00:38:07,758 --> 00:38:09,091
Listen to him,
Lucifer. Back off.
999
00:38:09,126 --> 00:38:11,159
I told you, it's fine.
I'm immortal.
1000
00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:16,064
Why did you do that?
1001
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:18,133
- He was gonna kill you.
- No, no, no,
1002
00:38:18,168 --> 00:38:21,069
no, no, no. You just...
you just let him off too easy.
1003
00:38:21,105 --> 00:38:23,138
He needs to pay!
He needs to suffer!
1004
00:38:23,173 --> 00:38:24,773
He needs to feel the pain,
1005
00:38:24,808 --> 00:38:27,242
- not escape it!
- Don't worry.
1006
00:38:27,277 --> 00:38:29,644
I'm sure where he's going,
the pain's coming.
1007
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,480
No. No, it's not, actually.
1008
00:38:31,515 --> 00:38:33,615
And you know why?
Because I'm here and he's...
1009
00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:35,851
- (gunshots)
- (gasps)
1010
00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:42,290
(gasping)
1011
00:38:42,326 --> 00:38:44,993
Chloe.
1012
00:38:45,029 --> 00:38:46,261
(gasping)
1013
00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:49,031
(weakly): I don't want to die.
1014
00:38:49,066 --> 00:38:51,767
I won't let you.
1015
00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:55,910
Your father will just have
to wait for you.
1016
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,141
- (gunshots)
- (groaning)
1017
00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:03,745
Just... give me one second.
1018
00:39:03,781 --> 00:39:06,615
(gunshots)
1019
00:39:09,686 --> 00:39:10,786
(grunts)
1020
00:39:10,821 --> 00:39:12,020
JIMMY: No, please! No, no,
1021
00:39:12,056 --> 00:39:14,156
please! Please.
1022
00:39:14,191 --> 00:39:16,625
Please don't kill me.
1023
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,959
Oh, Jimmy.
1024
00:39:19,963 --> 00:39:21,663
You're gonna wish that's all
1025
00:39:21,698 --> 00:39:24,399
- I did to you.
- (screaming)
1026
00:39:38,916 --> 00:39:40,282
LUCIFER: Well,
1027
00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:43,085
look who's back.
1028
00:39:45,389 --> 00:39:47,189
(groans)
1029
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,793
How long have I been out?
1030
00:39:51,829 --> 00:39:54,796
(sighs) Three years.
1031
00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:56,998
What?
1032
00:39:57,034 --> 00:39:58,266
(chuckling)
1033
00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:01,770
You're such an ass.
1034
00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:03,939
- Thank you.
- Oh, God.
1035
00:40:07,247 --> 00:40:09,363
He was firing at you.
1036
00:40:09,773 --> 00:40:11,459
Why aren't you...
1037
00:40:11,582 --> 00:40:13,441
more dead?
1038
00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:15,784
You're having a very hard time
with the immortal thing,
1039
00:40:15,819 --> 00:40:17,919
aren't you?
1040
00:40:17,955 --> 00:40:19,488
(sighs)
1041
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:22,891
- What happened with Jimmy?
- Jimmy?
1042
00:40:22,926 --> 00:40:25,360
Jimmy got what he deserved.
1043
00:40:25,395 --> 00:40:27,295
Hmm?
1044
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:31,066
Well, I'm pretty sure
I'd be dead
1045
00:40:31,101 --> 00:40:32,601
if you hadn't helped me, so...
1046
00:40:32,636 --> 00:40:34,736
thank you.
1047
00:40:34,771 --> 00:40:36,671
Sorry, what was that?
That last bit.
1048
00:40:36,707 --> 00:40:38,773
I didn't quite get that.
1049
00:40:39,643 --> 00:40:41,543
Thank you.
1050
00:40:42,479 --> 00:40:44,579
You're welcome.
1051
00:40:44,615 --> 00:40:46,381
And, besides, you know,
1052
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:49,582
you're far too interesting
to let die.
1053
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,154
You saved my life
because I'm interesting?
1054
00:40:52,189 --> 00:40:54,289
Wildly irritating as well,
but yes.
1055
00:40:54,324 --> 00:40:55,524
(chuckles softly)
1056
00:40:57,828 --> 00:40:58,994
So what now?
1057
00:40:59,029 --> 00:41:00,595
Well, I mean,
I've obviously proven myself
1058
00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:01,997
to be an invaluable
crime-fighting tool.
1059
00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:04,432
You're a pariah
in the department.
1060
00:41:04,468 --> 00:41:05,600
I think this could be the start
1061
00:41:05,636 --> 00:41:06,735
of a beautiful friendship.
Don't you?
1062
00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:08,870
Who the hell are you?
1063
00:41:08,906 --> 00:41:11,139
I told you, I'm...
1064
00:41:11,175 --> 00:41:12,841
Lucifer!
1065
00:41:13,677 --> 00:41:15,977
Uh, yes. Hello, child.
1066
00:41:16,013 --> 00:41:18,013
Um, just... Why don't you save
1067
00:41:18,048 --> 00:41:19,848
some of this unpleasantness
for your mother, yeah?
1068
00:41:19,883 --> 00:41:21,116
- (groans)
- Ooh.
1069
00:41:21,151 --> 00:41:23,118
- Sorry.
- Oh.
1070
00:41:23,153 --> 00:41:25,287
- God.
- Are you hurt?
1071
00:41:25,322 --> 00:41:26,521
I'm okay.
1072
00:41:26,557 --> 00:41:28,223
LUCIFER: Right.
Well, I'd stay for
1073
00:41:28,258 --> 00:41:30,358
the family reunion,
but it's giving me terrible IBS.
1074
00:41:30,394 --> 00:41:32,928
So, look forward
to seeing you soon, Chloe.
1075
00:41:32,963 --> 00:41:34,930
- I don't.
- Bye, now.
1076
00:41:34,965 --> 00:41:36,464
Glad you're not dead.
1077
00:41:39,102 --> 00:41:42,976
♪ Always something
before the late night ♪
1078
00:41:43,011 --> 00:41:45,106
♪ Around the corner,
there's always ♪
1079
00:41:45,141 --> 00:41:47,209
(distorting):
♪ Something waiting for you... ♪
1080
00:41:47,244 --> 00:41:49,778
(groans) Bloody hell.
1081
00:41:55,052 --> 00:41:57,352
What do you want from me?
1082
00:41:57,387 --> 00:41:59,821
I've been watching you, Lucifer.
1083
00:41:59,856 --> 00:42:01,823
- You perv.
- And I'm not sure
1084
00:42:01,858 --> 00:42:03,458
I like what I see.
1085
00:42:03,493 --> 00:42:06,161
You're showing restraint, mercy.
1086
00:42:06,196 --> 00:42:09,297
You scared I'm turning my back
on the dark side, bro?
1087
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:13,034
Lucifer, there is a balance here
that we must maintain.
1088
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:15,704
I strongly suggest you do
what I told you to do
1089
00:42:15,739 --> 00:42:17,138
and go back to Hell.
1090
00:42:17,174 --> 00:42:20,141
Don't threaten me, Amenadiel.
1091
00:42:20,177 --> 00:42:22,777
I mean, you don't want
to start a war.
1092
00:42:22,813 --> 00:42:26,047
I would love a war.
1093
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:28,183
(chuckling)
1094
00:42:28,218 --> 00:42:31,019
Oh, Luci.
1095
00:42:31,054 --> 00:42:34,556
My hatred for you grows stronger
with every visit.
1096
00:42:34,591 --> 00:42:37,859
Well, I wouldn't have it
any other way, pal.
1097
00:42:37,894 --> 00:42:40,996
I look forward
to eating your heart one day.
1098
00:42:41,031 --> 00:42:42,697
Peace.
1099
00:42:47,437 --> 00:42:50,605
(wings flapping)
1100
00:42:50,641 --> 00:42:52,841
Ugh.
1101
00:43:01,118 --> 00:43:03,285
I sense your disapproval, Maze.
1102
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,253
What is it?
1103
00:43:05,289 --> 00:43:10,692
I just can't understand
why you would save a human life.
1104
00:43:10,727 --> 00:43:13,194
Well, there's...
something different about her
1105
00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:15,764
that I don't quite understand,
and it vexes me.
1106
00:43:15,799 --> 00:43:18,333
Maybe it's not her
that's different.
1107
00:43:18,368 --> 00:43:20,969
(chuckles) Is this
where I'm supposed to ask,
1108
00:43:21,004 --> 00:43:22,704
"Whatever do you mean?"
1109
00:43:22,739 --> 00:43:25,407
I'm worried the humans
are rubbing off on you.
1110
00:43:25,442 --> 00:43:27,842
Stop caring.
1111
00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:30,945
You're the Devil.
1112
00:43:33,216 --> 00:43:35,016
Yes, I am.
1113
00:43:35,052 --> 00:43:37,285
♪ ♪
1114
00:43:48,598 --> 00:43:50,665
- Okay. Right.
- Uh...
1115
00:43:50,701 --> 00:43:52,934
Here's the deal.
We can have as much naked
1116
00:43:52,969 --> 00:43:55,003
cuddle time
as you desire, but...
1117
00:43:55,038 --> 00:43:57,238
you're gonna have
to listen to me, too.
1118
00:43:57,274 --> 00:44:00,542
There's a few things that
I'd like to discuss with you.
1119
00:44:00,577 --> 00:44:03,878
You know, just a...
an existential dilemma or two.
1120
00:44:03,914 --> 00:44:05,080
Deal?
1121
00:44:05,115 --> 00:44:07,615
- Yes.
- Lovely.
1122
00:44:08,195 --> 00:44:11,292
♪ Oh, no, there ain't
no rest for the wicked ♪
1123
00:44:11,436 --> 00:44:14,773
♪ Until we close
our eyes for good... ♪
1124
00:44:14,807 --> 00:44:19,807
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