1 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:18,876 Very nice! 2 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,851 You were saying? 3 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:25,015 - All right, so that means you need... - I need a spare to win. 4 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,821 Okay, Larry, you need a spare, this is for the team. 5 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,761 - How about that! - Please, don't humiliate me. 6 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,092 - All right. - You gonna do that little wiggle step again? 7 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,328 That was cute. 8 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:40,305 I'm not gonna count this if I hear any talking at all. 9 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,072 I think he's mad. 10 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,633 All right, here we go. 11 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,781 No! 12 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,389 - Nice work. - Very good. 13 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,187 You know what we should do? 14 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,650 I want change, that's $20. 15 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,127 We should invite... 16 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,661 - We have an idea. - This weekend... 17 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,861 we're going to go listen to Paul Simon. We have the luxury box. 18 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:12,496 - Come join us, it's fun. - It's gonna be a great concert. 19 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,301 Really? 20 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:18,267 - No, that sounds great. - We'll think about it. 21 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,810 I don't know if I can spend another evening with these people. 22 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:24,111 He's paying you money, though. 23 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,551 - You owe me $10. - Okay. 24 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,419 - Need my shoes. - Thank you. 25 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,422 - You were surprised. - I was very surprised. 26 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,355 I didn't know you were such a talented... 27 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,791 - You thought I'd choke on that last ball. - Yes. 28 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:37,887 - You surprised me, pleasantly surprised me. - Thank you. 29 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,123 - How was it, did you have fun? - Yeah. 30 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:44,131 - Thank you. - Those aren't mine. 31 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,364 No, they gotta be. 32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,571 They're not my shoes. 33 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,170 Yeah, they were in your slot. 34 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:59,081 No, my shoes are brown and they have sort of tan laces. 35 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,555 - They gotta be here. - Looks like a sneaker. 36 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,757 Right, yeah, come on, take a look. 37 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,917 They're here, they gotta be here. 38 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,017 You ready? 39 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:10,927 - See, these were yours. - They don't have my shoes. 40 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:14,023 - Are you serious? - You sure these aren't them? 41 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:18,059 - What are these here? - They were in his slot, but your shoes... 42 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,736 - Can't find your shoes? - No. 43 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,233 Brown shoes, they had tan laces. 44 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,370 - They have, like, bubbles on the soles. - On the sole. 45 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:32,043 - It looked like a soccer shoe. - Yeah, I know. 46 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:36,279 They were right next to yours. I put them up there by mistake. 47 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,147 - Guy took them. - Oh, my gosh. 48 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:42,353 What about his shoes? Wear those. Are these his shoes? 49 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:47,089 Here's what to do. Here, hold on. Write down your name and number. 50 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,426 What kind of guy would take somebody else's shoes? 51 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,767 A guy that has these shoes. 52 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:56,136 Write down your number. I'll call you immediately when I see them. 53 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:00,269 - Does this happen to you a lot? - Yeah, it does. 54 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,810 Can I give you, like, 10 free passes? Do you guys bowl a lot? 55 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:09,685 - Yes, go for the passes. - We'll be happy to take them. 56 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:13,157 - I don't think we'll be back for a while. - I can give you the passes. 57 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,561 All right, if he shows up, call me. 58 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,461 I will call you the second anyone calls, or he comes. 59 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,555 Okay. 60 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,458 Want to go for a walk? 61 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,396 You were so helpful throughout my little ordeal. 62 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,077 That was fun. 63 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,543 And we managed to get a Paul Simon concert out of it. 64 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,743 - Can you believe that? - I can't believe it. 65 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:41,719 They invited us to see Paul Simon at the luxury box. 66 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:46,291 I must've made quite an impression tonight to get that Paul Simon invitation. 67 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:50,853 Your bowling skills were shining through. Was that Friday or Saturday? 68 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,131 - That's Friday. - It is? 69 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,567 - I heard him tell Mary that it was Friday. - You heard him say it? 70 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,002 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 71 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,006 - They are so cute. - What a great couple. 72 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,236 And so fun. 73 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:07,135 I wonder if they thought that we were a good couple? 74 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,306 We were a good couple tonight, don't you think? 75 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,783 - We presented ourselves really nicely. - Why aren't we a good couple? 76 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,150 - We were fun. - Are they saying we're a good couple? 77 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,189 - They have to be. - That would be nice. 78 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:21,518 - But they really are, they're a great couple. - Really like them. 79 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:23,725 - She's really great. - Yeah. 80 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:27,061 - I really love her, she was terrific. - Yeah, she was really great. 81 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,431 - Him, I can kind of take him or leave him. - I like him. 82 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,937 He's a little strange. 83 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,330 Why? 84 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:37,236 Everything's heaven with him. 85 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,707 The piece of gum he had, "Oh, this is heaven." 86 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,408 Had to taste a chocolate bar. "I'm in heaven." 87 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,781 The parking space is "heaven." It's all "heaven." 88 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:49,049 He's a very happy guy. He enjoys things. 89 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,147 You didn't hear any of this... 90 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,421 but he asked lots of questions about my personal hygiene, too. 91 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,857 I'm not gonna even tell you what they were... 92 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,295 but really personal. 93 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,162 He's a little off, I think. 94 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:05,264 - Yeah, but he's so fun. - Yeah, he's okay. 95 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,200 I don't really know what she sees in him, but... 96 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:11,607 It must be hell living with Ted Danson. That's got to be hard. 97 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,272 - She's really terrific, though. - Yeah, she is. 98 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:17,440 What a beautiful person, not only on the outside... 99 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,577 but she really has an inner beauty, didn't you think? 100 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,553 And it just kind of radiates? 101 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:27,056 The shame is that I could never be friends with her, you know? 102 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,191 - Why couldn't you be friends with her? - Because she's a woman. 103 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,698 She's married. I'm a married man. 104 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:36,394 I'd love to have a cup of coffee with her or something. 105 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,403 But you can never do that because... 106 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:43,533 society frowns on relationships between men and women like that. 107 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:45,975 Well, don't let me stop you, I mean... 108 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,843 If we're gonna be making friends with them... 109 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,975 I'd just as soon be friends with her. You can be friends with him. 110 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:55,282 And you could get the personal hygiene questions, okay? 111 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,686 All right. 112 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,093 - And how about that Clinton stuff? - Yeah. 113 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:05,528 When she talked about Clinton. She knows Clinton and Hillary. 114 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:10,801 She's great. 115 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,413 Hello? 116 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:29,882 Mar'! 117 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,858 Good morning! 118 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,657 No, we were gonna call you. 119 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,523 Yeah, it was fantastic. 120 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,197 What a great time. 121 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,698 Heaven, it was heaven. 122 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:44,860 He does? 123 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,006 That's interesting. 124 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:54,202 No, the whole thing. By the way, I still have his $10. 125 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,507 No, you tell him I'm gonna give it... 126 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,279 I'm gonna give it back to him, don't worry about it. 127 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,883 What are you doing today? 128 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,149 Really? 129 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,422 Going shopping at Barneys. 130 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,661 You know, I could use a couple of things, actually. 131 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,126 I don't have any sweaters at all, and... 132 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,506 What time? 133 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,184 It's a little drab, I think. It looks a little drab. 134 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,726 - Hi, Lar'! - Hi! 135 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,188 This is so great! 136 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:48,927 This is my momma, from Arkansas. This is Anne, this is Larry. 137 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,901 - Hello. - Hello, how are you? 138 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,599 - Good, Arkansas, I've never been there. - You must come. 139 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:58,141 I don't think... They don't let me into certain states, actually. 140 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,008 Why not? 141 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,671 I'm incorrigible. 142 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,111 You know what? I have some pull there. 143 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:07,949 - I used to know the governor. - Your daughter knows the governor? 144 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,317 We both did, yes. 145 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:12,050 I am so impressed that you would come shopping. 146 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:14,183 What, are you kidding? I love to shop. 147 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,957 You love to shop? You're the only man I know who loves to shop. 148 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,521 - This is great. - Your daddy certainly didn't! 149 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,693 - This is a nice item you've got here. - I got this at Barneys. 150 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,034 I got this last week. I bet they still have this. 151 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,904 This is a man's jacket. I love buying men's jackets. 152 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:33,969 This is a very nice item, this thing. It's a half-jacket, half-shirt. 153 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:36,844 - You don't know what it is. - I couldn't help but overhear. 154 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,612 - I happen to have one right here. - You are good. 155 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:42,381 - They are good at Barneys. - I bet you're a 42. 156 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:46,619 See, Barneys salespeople, they're practically psychic. 157 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,252 You're good. You are very good. 158 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:55,901 - I'm going to insist that you buy this. - This is interesting, isn't it? 159 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,299 It's like a shirt and a jacket. 160 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,565 - I think it's me. - It's beautiful on you. 161 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:03,097 - You don't mind us having the same coat? - I would be so honored. 162 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,803 Twins. 163 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:09,111 So, Lar', did you like the silk Giorgio blouse or no? 164 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,172 More than liked, I loved it. 165 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,447 Are you sure? Because I couldn't tell when I put it on. 166 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,010 There was something in your eyes. 167 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,454 No, I thought it was perfect on you. 168 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,789 Look at this. Shoes. 169 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,588 You know what? I should replace the shoes from the bowling alley. 170 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,461 Maybe they'll have them. 171 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:32,533 I'm looking for a pair of shoes. They're brown... 172 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,740 Okay, they look like a soccer shoe, almost. 173 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,676 You don't know their brand name? 174 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,837 They've got black bubbles on the bottom. 175 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,211 I bet you're talking about Campers. 176 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:47,184 - That's exactly what they are. - Okay, let me go see if I can find them. 177 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,153 That's the name of the brand. 178 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:52,752 What about that blue shirt I had with the zippered... 179 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,190 Lovely. 180 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,321 - You don't think the sleeves go out too far? - No, you look so buff in it. 181 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,797 - No, honey, you're handsome in that. - Really? 182 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:04,302 - Sir, excuse me. Is this the shoe? - Yeah, that's it. 183 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,271 I hope that you're a 9. 184 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,932 No, I'm an 11. 185 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,602 We don't have it in anything but a 9 right now. 186 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,172 So, I'd be happy to order it for you. It would take a couple of days. 187 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,979 - All right. - Is that okay? 188 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,952 I'll need some information from you. 189 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,821 Come with me, please. 190 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:35,361 I am so blown away by how amazing were you today at Barneys. 191 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,698 I've never seen a man take to shopping... 192 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,102 the way our Larry took to shopping. 193 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:43,164 I love to shop. 194 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,176 I've never known a man who loved to shop. 195 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,735 I'm exhausted from picking up those shopping bags. 196 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,678 I can't even lift my sandwich. 197 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,444 Your wife must be very proud of you. 198 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,610 - No, she's not. - She's not? 199 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:57,713 - Not even a little bit. - She is, too. Cheryl adores you. 200 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,758 - I love to shop, you know what else? - What? 201 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,022 - Cook. I shop and I cook. - You don't cook, Larry. 202 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,690 - I'm the double-header. - Mary, you should have married this man. 203 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,266 Let me tell you something. 204 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:12,293 Nothing gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. 205 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,900 Nothing. I'll make you some omelets. 206 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,599 I will flip you out. 207 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,076 You cook? 208 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,274 That is so sexy. 209 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,247 - Mary! - I'm sorry. 210 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,840 - We're friends, I can say that. - No big deal. 211 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,510 I know, I'm sorry. 212 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,986 I'm just very old-fashioned about that kind of... 213 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,115 No, Larry, honey, that's my water. 214 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,320 Excuse me. 215 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,544 Hi, I'm in here! Where're you going? 216 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,354 - What have you got there? - Went to Barneys. 217 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,885 I can see that. 218 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:10,185 - I needed some stuff, so... - A new jacket? 219 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,625 Yeah. You like it? It's interesting, don't you think? 220 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:16,327 It's like half-jacket, half-shirt. 221 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,528 I've never seen you with shopping bags before. 222 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,868 What made you decide to go shopping? 223 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:26,839 I was in the kitchen this morning reading the paper and Mary called. 224 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:30,107 And she said she was going to Barneys... 225 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,074 and I thought, what the hell, I needed some stuff, so I met her there. 226 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,018 You just went shopping with Mary? 227 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,648 She called up to talk about last night, actually... 228 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,194 and what a great time she had, and I told her we had a great time. 229 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,785 - She says hello. - Okay. 230 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,697 And I don't know, she just mentioned she was going shopping... 231 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,232 and the next thing I knew, I said, "All right, I'll go." 232 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,961 That's bizarre, don't you think? 233 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,573 Why? 234 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,770 I've never been able to get you to go shopping before. 235 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,506 - I'll go shopping. - No, you won't. 236 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,640 Any time you want to go shopping, you let me know. 237 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,207 I've asked you before. 238 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,254 Maybe when you asked me, I had something to do, I don't know. 239 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,819 You want to go, let's go! 240 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,586 - Not now, you don't need anything now! - Yes, I do. 241 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,287 I could use some socks and underwear and stuff. 242 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,057 I've gotta buy a belt. 243 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,257 I've had this belt a long time. I should have got that today. 244 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,001 Also, her mother was there, too. I forgot to mention that. 245 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,803 - Mary's mother? - Very nice woman from Arkansas. 246 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,702 Very nice. 247 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,071 Who the hell's that? 248 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,817 - Who is it? - Hey, Cheryl. 249 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,915 - It's Ted. - How are you? 250 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,119 - Good, how are you doing? - I'm good, thanks. 251 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,460 - What's going on? - You and Mary switched bags at Barneys. 252 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,063 This one's yours. 253 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,025 Okay. She must have my turtleneck. 254 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,173 - I got it, I think it's in the trunk. - That's a nice jacket. 255 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,333 - Mary's got the same one. - Really? 256 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,139 Yeah, matter of fact, I think she wore it today. 257 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,878 I didn't notice that. 258 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,109 Where are we, out here? 259 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,515 See you, good to see you, Cheryl. 260 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,712 What a day. 261 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,844 Heaven, just heaven. 262 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,527 So, a shopping spree with the girls, Larry? 263 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,495 Where were you? You should've come. 264 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:28,158 - We had a great time. - I kind of figured you more as a sports guy. 265 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,400 Maybe you just figured wrong. 266 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,294 Yeah, that's nice. 267 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,932 No, we'll go to a ballgame some time. 268 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,272 - That'd be fun, I'd like that. - Great. 269 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,777 - See you. - Paul Simon. 270 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:45,715 Right, you know what? Call Mary first, figure out what to wear. 271 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,453 I gotta go. 272 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,964 Did Ted Danson or Mary Steenburgen call? 273 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,322 No. 274 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,670 Okay, but, and I'm not sure this means... 275 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,902 They invited us to this concert for Friday. It's Wednesday, it's plenty of time, right? 276 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,507 - Lf they call by tomorrow, you're fine, right? - Yeah. 277 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,210 Can you figure this out? 278 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:19,012 Louis from the bowling alley called and he said to call back right away. 279 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,814 - What's that? - The guy must be in with my shoes. 280 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:22,945 What shoes? 281 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:30,194 - Larry, glad you're here. - Right here, that's the guy. 282 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,657 - Those are your shoes, right? - Yeah. 283 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:36,632 - Is he a tough guy, this guy? - No, go ahead, I'm here. 284 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,135 You watch this, okay? 285 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,569 - Don't leave your post. - I'm right here. 286 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,407 - Nice shoes. - Thanks. 287 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,943 I think they're mine. 288 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,422 - You're kidding. - No, they're my shoes. 289 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,920 - They're your shoes? - Yeah. 290 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,618 - How can they be your shoes? - How can they be? 291 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,961 Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day. 292 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,464 That's weird. 293 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,369 What's weird? 294 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,905 That he would give me those shoes? 295 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,534 No, that's not weird. What's weird is that you would put them on. 296 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,406 It's not weird that he would give me these shoes? 297 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,741 No, that's a mistake. 298 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,682 - They're not mine and he gave them to me. - Yeah, that's an honest mistake. 299 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:30,182 What's weird is that you'd take shoes that don't belong to you and put them on. 300 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,515 Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes. 301 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,193 That's not that weird, I had nothing else to wear. 302 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,354 That would be, that'd be kind of weird. 303 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,763 No, that's gonna be weird for you now, after I get the shoes back. 304 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,859 - You want them back? - Yeah, I do. 305 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,140 - They're comfortable shoes. - I know they are. 306 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,143 He gave them to me. What was he thinking? 307 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,771 - He's a little nutty, isn't he? - Yeah. 308 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,510 - He's a little crazy. - He's just a little crazy. 309 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:02,042 - Those are comfortable shoes. - I'm glad you liked them. 310 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,911 Crazy, Jesus. 311 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,395 - Hi, remember me? - Sure do. 312 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,263 - Yeah, the shoes? - I know the ones. 313 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,996 - How'd you do? - Perfect. 314 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:22,403 - Good. - I used desalter liquid with a scrub brush... 315 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,537 and then I used a deodorizer spray. 316 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,377 - They smell like new shoes. - No kidding. 317 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,241 - All fumigated? - Perfect. 318 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,847 So, I can wear them? All safe? 319 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,614 - Yeah, enjoy them. - Thanks. I'm gonna put them on. 320 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:36,813 Please, do. 321 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,957 Listen to this: 322 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,024 Smokey got me floor seats to Paul Simon. 323 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,733 - You're kidding, really? - Yep. 324 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,827 That's great. I still haven't heard from Ted and Mary. 325 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,368 We don't know where to go... 326 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,875 where to pick up the tickets, we don't know anything. 327 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,844 - It's Thursday and I'm concerned. - Want me to call them? 328 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,905 Hi, I'm the salesman from Barneys, Danny. 329 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,577 - You ordered shoes. - The shoes! 330 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,176 - How you doing? - Good. 331 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,154 They haven't come in yet, but as soon as they do... 332 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,821 - Those are Campers. - Yeah, what happened was... 333 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,359 - You're still coming in to get... - Let me tell you what happened. 334 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,700 - Somebody took my original shoes... - I don't need to hear the whole story. 335 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,397 You're coming in to purchase the shoes, though, right? 336 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,138 I don't really need the shoes now... 337 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,908 because I got them back at the bowling alley. 338 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:40,743 You asked me to waive the deposit and I did that for you. 339 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,413 You looked like an honest person and I trusted your face. 340 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,720 He is an honest person. He's very honest. 341 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,353 - This doesn't concern you. - I haven't done anything dishonest. 342 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,631 I don't need the shoes anymore. That's not dishonest. 343 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:56,826 Sir, you asked a favor of me and I helped you out... 344 00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,565 but as long you're taken care of, I guess that's all that really matters. 345 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,805 No, that's not what's all that really matters. 346 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,971 I mean, do you want me to buy two pairs? What should I do? 347 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,640 No, I work on commission, okay? 348 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,980 So, now I'm put in a bad situation. 349 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,320 All right? I'm stuck with these shoes. 350 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,878 And so, I can't even... 351 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,981 How much is the commission? I'll pay it. 352 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,856 That is so insulting. How dare you? 353 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:26,056 That's not a "How dare you." What do you mean, dare? I'm not dare... 354 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,294 - I am not a shoe whore. - I didn't accuse you of being a shoe whore. 355 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,461 I'm trying to rectify the situation. 356 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,631 You cannot buy your way out of this situation. 357 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:38,904 - People like you are the problem. - I'm the solution. 358 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,275 I'm the solution to the problem, okay? 359 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,756 This is outrageous, it really is. 360 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,158 What kind of people invite you to go to a concert... 361 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,897 and then they don't call you? 362 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,769 It's 4:30 p.m. Maybe we should call them. 363 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,933 Do you know how awkward that is? 364 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:15,475 They know they invited us to the concert. They're obviously deliberately not calling. 365 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,573 How could I call them up and go, "We're waiting for your call." 366 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,551 And then they'll say, "Well, we don't want to go with you." 367 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,849 At least lie to us. 368 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,152 - Right, something. - Call us and lie. 369 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,750 - Don't let us sit here like schmucks. - Yeah. 370 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,560 A lie is a gesture, it's a courtesy. It's a little respect. 371 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,762 This is very disrespectful. 372 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,803 Why would they decide that they don't want to go with us? 373 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:43,272 - I don't know. - Didn't we all have a good time bowling? 374 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,469 - Was that fun? That was fun. - Yeah. 375 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,068 That was a good time. 376 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:51,473 Did we do something to offend them? 377 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,316 What? 378 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:07,392 After Barneys the other day, we went out to lunch. 379 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,455 Right. 380 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:13,204 And I took a sip from a glass of water. 381 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,670 And her mother said to me, "That's my glass." 382 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,536 And I went... Like that. 383 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:35,455 I can't believe you're even acting like you don't know why we're not invited. 384 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,922 - I didn't think of it. - Unbelievable. 385 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,623 Of course they're not gonna call us. 386 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,166 Mary's mother? 387 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,994 What's wrong with you? 388 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,840 - I really wanted to go to that concert. - So did I, I like Paul Simon. 389 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,729 Still crazy after all these years 390 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:26,101 Still crazy after all these years 391 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,582 Socialize... 392 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,259 Familiar ways... 393 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,062 And I ain't no fool for love songs 394 00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:52,262 that whisper in my ears 395 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:57,033 Still crazy after all these years 396 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,143 Hi, how are you? 397 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,516 - Good, I'd like to return this, please. - What seems to be the problem? 398 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:13,251 You know, it's kind of half-jacket, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast. 399 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,351 - I don't know. - It looked so great on you the other day. 400 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:20,797 Excuse me. No, sir, no, I'm sorry. We will not be accepting that from you. 401 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,857 Why, what are you talking about? Why not? 402 00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,698 I know your little game, and I'm not playing it. 403 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,602 There's no game! What do you mean? 404 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:31,403 I haven't worn this. I only wore this in the store the day I bought it. 405 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:34,001 I did a favor for you, and you messed me over once. 406 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,604 - I won't let it happen again. - When did I mess you over? 407 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:38,615 I don't know what you're talking about. 408 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:42,210 - You're so innocent. - I'm not diabolical, you think I'm diabolical? 409 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,484 I don't want to hear about it, okay? Here's the thing: 410 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:48,921 I did a favor for you and you walked over me. 411 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,327 I didn't even wear this thing. I should be allowed to return this. 412 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:54,126 - It is ridiculous. - Larry? 413 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,872 - How are you? - Good, how you doing? 414 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:02,998 Just fine. 415 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:06,908 - What are you doing here? - I had a little zipper problem. It's okay. 416 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:10,514 - Were you at that concert last night? - Yes. 417 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,243 I mean, the box was entirely full. 418 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,716 - Is that so? - Yes. 419 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,278 Did Ted or Mary say anything about me? 420 00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,755 I don't think anybody mentioned your name. 421 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,292 - Is that right? - Yeah. 422 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,762 - It wasn't even mentioned at all? - I didn't hear anybody say anything. 423 00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:30,831 - Where's Mary? - She's right over there. 424 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,933 Mrs. Steenburgen! 425 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:44,910 How weird to run into you at Barneys again. 426 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:47,917 - Yeah. - What have you got? 427 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,519 I've got a zipper problem. I was gonna bring it over there. 428 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:56,987 I thought you were taking it back. I was gonna say, are you crazy? 429 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,087 - I love this thing. - It looks so great on you. 430 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,529 Yeah, I love that. 431 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,328 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 432 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,062 Cheryl and I were... 433 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:12,375 You invited us to the concert and then never called us about it. 434 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:16,278 The Paul Simon concert? You're coming with us tomorrow night. 435 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,608 We're counting on you being there. 436 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,279 Sunday night? We thought it was last night. 437 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,947 No, we went last night. 438 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,821 He's playing three nights, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 439 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,191 We were gonna go two nights, Friday and Sunday. 440 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:34,130 We're fans. And we wanted you to come Sunday night. 441 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:37,225 - You thought that we'd forgotten you. - I thought that. 442 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,332 I can't believe it. 443 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:43,932 We would never do that. Tomorrow night. 444 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,500 - So you're going on Sunday? - So are you. 445 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:49,342 - Are you going? - I hadn't planned to go. 446 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:50,813 No, you're coming. 447 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,643 - She's coming. - You're coming, Mom. 448 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,515 Momma, you have to come. 449 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,248 All right, okay. 450 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:21,107 Where's Ted and Mary? 451 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,505 Bill and Hillary flew in this morning... 452 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,484 and this evening was the only time they could all get together. 453 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:31,249 They said to tell you they were sorry and they'll call you tomorrow. 454 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:34,423 Where's your wife? 455 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:38,627 Allen and Pam from Philadelphia, her cousins, flew in. 456 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,589 So she couldn't come. 457 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,470 I guess it's you and me, huh? 458 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:50,936 Guess so.