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- Are you gonna come for me?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my G... Oh, my God.
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- Hello?
- Hey!
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The gays invited us to Palermo.
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What?
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We're gonna go on their yacht.
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We're gonna spend two
nights at Quentin's palazzo.
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He said he might even throw me a party.
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You're gonna need to
bring some cute things.
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Do you have any cute things?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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You sure?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, actually.
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We're leaving right
after breakfast, so...
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come on, get over here.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Harper?
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What is this?
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You tell me.
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Where did you get it from?
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I found it yesterday.
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Where?
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Okay, look, it's not what you think.
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I haven't done anything. Okay?
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It wasn't me.
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It was him. I swear to God.
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Uh...
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He had sex on the couch?
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- In here?
- Mm-hmm.
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With who?
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With these...
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with these Italian girls
that we met at the bar.
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They were... you know,
they were hookers.
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Yeah.
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You met two hookers at the bar,
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and brought them back to our room,
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and Cameron had sex
with them on the couch?
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I can't remember 'cause,
like, I was wasted, but...
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What were you doing?
Were you just watching?
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I was... Honestly, I
was just, like... I mean,
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I... I... I was just sitting there.
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I... I... I wa... I...
I was going to bed.
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They came in, and then...
I mean, I don't know.
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I can't remember. I
was really out of it.
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And you didn't do anything
with these hookers?
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No. I didn't do any of the sex stuff.
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I mean, one of them, like, at one point,
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one of them tried to kiss me,
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but I freaked out, so
nothing happened. I promise.
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Okay, look, w... we took Molly...
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I mean, I know that sounds bad, but...
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Yeah, it sounds really fucking bad.
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I was gone for one fucking night,
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and you did Molly with hookers?
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- Yeah... But...
- And I come back and find a condom wrapper on the couch?
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- What the fuck?
- Yeah, but, look... I swear to you,
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I didn't do anything. Okay?
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- I'm not lying.
- You already have lied to me.
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No, I have not. When have I lied to you?
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- I haven't lied to you.
- Yes, you have!
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- When?
- I gave you every chance yesterday to tell me
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what happened, and you
fucking bullshitted me.
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Well, I didn't tell
you everything, yeah,
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- because...
- To say the least.
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He begged me not to tell anyone, okay?
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I don't know. I guess I was worried
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that if I told you, then
you would talk to Daphne,
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and then it would become
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- this whole dumb thing.
- That was your worry?
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I'm sorry. I fucked up. Okay?
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I should've talked to you. But...
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honestly, I kind of think you
should feel good about this.
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I mean, I didn't do anything.
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All of that was going... Like,
under those circumstances,
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- and then I didn't do anything?
- It just...
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it sounds insane. But...
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okay.
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Don't make a bigger deal out
of this than it is. Please.
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- Please.
- Okay. Okay.
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Okay? I didn't do anything.
I'm not lying to you.
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Okay.
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You know I don't lie to you.
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Okay.
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- Look, I'm sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'm going to go.
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Can I, uh... Can I see you again?
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I, um...
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I have to hang out with
my family today, but...
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I don't know, maybe... maybe tonight?
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Okay. All right.
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Yeah. That was, um... That
was fun. Yeah. It was cool.
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- Yeah, cool.
- Yeah.
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Um...
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Do you...
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do you have my money?
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Money?
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It's 2,000 for overnights. Um...
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Uh... I'm sorry, for what?
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For me.
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I'm sorry, I thought you knew it.
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I... I had no idea.
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It's okay.
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It's okay, it's um... It's okay.
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No, I just... Sorry, I just... I...
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I've never done anything like that...
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before. So, I just...
I don't know, I just...
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- I didn't... I...
- You didn't know.
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- You didn't know.
- I didn't know. Yeah.
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It's okay. I had fun.
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I like you. You're nice.
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You don't have to pay for this.
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No. I mean now, I feel bad.
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- So...
- It's just,
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there is a man who will
ask me for the money
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and, uh, he's crazy, you know?
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- Um...
- Okay,
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I'm gonna go to the... I'll go to
the bank. I'll get the money from...
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- the bank, I'll...
- It's okay. It's okay.
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Maybe we can still meet later, or...
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You don't want to see
me again. I understand.
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- No, no, no. I wanna se...
- I understand.
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I wanna see you again.
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Sure, I wanna see you again. For sure.
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I do like you.
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I like you, too.
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- Great.
- Great. Okay.
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- So... Yeah.
- Uh...
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I'm sorry. I thought you knew.
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No. It's... It's my fault.
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Arrivederci.
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See you later. Bye.
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You know, I talked to Billy Offer
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last night about getting
the marriage annulled.
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How did I not see the signs, Portia?
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Do you think I'm oblivious?
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No.
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You know, sometimes, I think...
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I should've started
that spa for poor women
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with that girl from Maui.
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You know, 'cause she
was like a real healer.
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The real deal. But you know,
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sometimes I think those
healers are a little witchy.
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Hm.
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Maybe she put a curse on me.
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How was your night? You have fun?
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I need to go the bank. I need,
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- um... I need to get some euros.
- Yeah, sure.
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I can give you, uh, 200.
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I need more than that.
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For what?
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For whatever. Something. I
don't know. Does it matter?
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I need to go to the bank.
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What?
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Daph's pissed at me.
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Yeah, I am.
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They had their big
night without us. Uncool.
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Yeah, so,
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I booked a car, so we
can head out to Etna.
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Check out some of these wineries,
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little day-drinking,
little wine-tasting.
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Apparently, the wine has, like, a bunch
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- of volcanic minerals in it.
- Yeah. Healthy wine.
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So, we can get drunk, and
then tomorrow our skin,
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and our hair, and our
nails will be glowing.
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What do you guys think?
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Huh?
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E?
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Yeah, sure.
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If it's good with Harper.
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Yeah, yeah, why not? Let's get drunk.
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Maybe we can find some
Molly and really rage.
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Hmm.
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Oh, no.
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Scusi!
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No.
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No.
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No.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- How are you?
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Well.
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Uh, have you been
charging stuff to my room?
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Oh, not much. Just...
just little food. Yeah.
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- Is it a problem?
- No, no. It's not a problem.
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You wanna charge a
little food, that's fine.
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- Thank you.
- Uh, maybe, in exchange, um,
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you stay away from my son.
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Whatever you do, please
do not say anything
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to him about, you
know, you and me. Okay?
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Have you been going in my father's room?
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No.
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No?
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Just one time. But we took showers.
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Do not go in my father's
room. That is not cool.
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You wanna hang out here? Uh...
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Fine, but we can't create
a situation. Okay? Please.
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Okay.
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- Buona giornata.
- Buona giornata a te.
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- Oh, my God. Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Oh.
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Are you, um... are you leaving?
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Uh, we're going to Palermo
for two nights. Yeah.
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Um, but then we're coming back. Yeah.
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Hey, I just wanted to say,
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I'm sorry for yesterday.
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I was planning on hanging
out and everything. I just...
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you know, couldn't get away, and...
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- So...
- No. Yeah, that's fine. Um.
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Yeah, I saw that you were... busy.
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Yeah, I guess...
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Busy. And, um, you seemed
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like you got a little bit busy yourself.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well.
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Seriously, though, have
a... have a nice life.
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Yeah, I'll try.
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And you too.
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- Bye, Portia.
- Yeah.
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Ciao.
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Ciao, Isabella.
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Oh. Oh. Grazie.
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- Ready, honey?
- Yeah.
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Guys. Guys.
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- Sorry.
- Oh.
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So, we will start with our Etna Bianco.
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Mm.
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It is juicy on the palate,
and it has notes of plums,
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and prickly pears. Oh.
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- Oh.
- Oh. Oh.
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A bit more.
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- Cheers, party people.
- Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- La dolce vita!
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Cheers.
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What's next?
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Mm. Yums.
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Eh, eh, eh, eh.
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Did you knit your little cap?
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He doesn't understand English.
Or Italian half the time.
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The boat is beautiful.
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But does it go any faster?
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Tommaso! Make it go faster!
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He's just gonna show
me around downstairs.
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Wow. I think your nephew and Portia
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- are really hitting it off.
- Yes.
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- Wow.
- I think it's nice for him
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to have someone of his
own age to play with.
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I'm just dying to know. How
did you end up in Sicily?
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My father moved here in about 1982.
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- Oh.
- And then when I was about 32,
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the silly old sausage died,
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leaving me his rather wonderful villa
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and its never-ending upkeep.
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- And you love it here, right?
- Oh, yes.
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Sicily can be very seductive.
259
00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,843
Come on. Let me show you the bedrooms.
260
00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:16,720
They're very fucking posh.
261
00:21:24,936 --> 00:21:26,396
Hey, Rocco.
262
00:21:28,982 --> 00:21:31,401
Si?
263
00:22:01,681 --> 00:22:04,184
Rocco. Prego.
264
00:22:33,505 --> 00:22:36,591
What was your guys' favorite?
I think mine was the Eruzione.
265
00:22:36,675 --> 00:22:37,676
I liked the one in
266
00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:39,886
I think that glass.
Which one was that, Cam?
267
00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:41,763
I don't remember,
babe. We'll buy a case.
268
00:22:41,847 --> 00:22:43,473
- Okay.
- I have a question.
269
00:22:43,557 --> 00:22:45,559
Yeah, what's your question?
270
00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:49,813
Have you two ever slept
with the same girl?
271
00:22:49,896 --> 00:22:52,941
- What?
- What?
272
00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:54,609
Just curious.
273
00:22:54,693 --> 00:22:56,570
- Where did that come from?
- Yeah.
274
00:22:56,653 --> 00:22:58,530
In college, come on.
275
00:22:59,781 --> 00:23:00,907
Be honest.
276
00:23:00,991 --> 00:23:04,119
Well, there wasn't exactly
a lot of overlap, you know?
277
00:23:04,202 --> 00:23:05,245
Different dating pools.
278
00:23:06,788 --> 00:23:08,039
Really?
279
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:10,834
You never invited a girl
over to your dorm room?
280
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:11,960
Played Naked Twister?
281
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:14,254
Naked Twister?
282
00:23:14,337 --> 00:23:16,339
Come on. You guys never had one orgy?
283
00:23:17,549 --> 00:23:18,549
Just tell us!
284
00:23:18,592 --> 00:23:19,676
- Yeah, Cam...
- No.
285
00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:21,928
- ... did you have orgies?
- No, only in my dreams, honey.
286
00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:23,638
Never a threesome?
287
00:23:23,722 --> 00:23:25,307
- No.
- No, not that I recall.
288
00:23:25,390 --> 00:23:26,683
- Right?
- Cameron would always sleep
289
00:23:26,766 --> 00:23:29,269
with the girls that I liked,
but before I could get to them.
290
00:23:29,352 --> 00:23:31,146
If I ever told him that I liked a girl,
291
00:23:31,229 --> 00:23:33,982
he would swoop in and have
sex with them within a week.
292
00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:37,235
- Oh.
- Cameron. Rude.
293
00:23:37,319 --> 00:23:40,864
You have a bad case of
something called mimetic desire.
294
00:23:40,947 --> 00:23:42,324
What's that?
295
00:23:42,407 --> 00:23:44,409
If someone with higher status
than you wants something,
296
00:23:44,493 --> 00:23:46,912
it means it's more likely
that you'll want it, too.
297
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:49,623
You did not have higher status than me.
298
00:23:50,332 --> 00:23:51,583
Not then, maybe.
299
00:23:53,168 --> 00:23:54,586
I mean, I was smarter than you.
300
00:23:55,837 --> 00:23:57,214
Maybe you thought that fucking women
301
00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:59,382
I had a connection with
would make you smarter.
302
00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:03,094
You guys ever watch each other have sex?
303
00:24:03,178 --> 00:24:05,722
- Oh, my God.
- Me and E?
304
00:24:05,805 --> 00:24:08,558
- Yeah.
- Harper, what is with these questions?
305
00:24:08,642 --> 00:24:10,977
I mean, it was college, right?
We didn't have our own room.
306
00:24:11,061 --> 00:24:13,146
So, probably.
307
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,273
So, I guess old habits die hard, huh?
308
00:24:18,652 --> 00:24:22,405
Mm. You guys wanna hit
up another winery or what?
309
00:24:23,031 --> 00:24:24,115
Yeah!
310
00:24:27,786 --> 00:24:29,621
Come on, let's go.
311
00:24:37,212 --> 00:24:40,048
Welcome to Palermo.
312
00:24:40,131 --> 00:24:42,634
You've never seen a
freak show like this.
313
00:24:45,178 --> 00:24:47,264
- Hey!
- Hey.
314
00:24:47,347 --> 00:24:49,683
Where have you been?
315
00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:53,061
Um, he was just giving
me a tour of the cabin.
316
00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:57,732
This whole time?
317
00:24:59,025 --> 00:25:00,026
Mm-hmm.
318
00:25:01,278 --> 00:25:03,488
You two have been
having sex on the boat.
319
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:04,990
That's what you've been doing.
320
00:25:06,116 --> 00:25:07,158
No.
321
00:25:07,242 --> 00:25:08,243
I'm jealous.
322
00:25:10,245 --> 00:25:11,246
I'm jealous.
323
00:25:28,096 --> 00:25:29,973
What happened to your head?
324
00:25:30,056 --> 00:25:32,142
I banged it on a corner of a nightstand
325
00:25:32,225 --> 00:25:34,936
looking for the remote.
It's just a little scratch.
326
00:25:35,895 --> 00:25:37,814
I'll feel better after a martini.
327
00:25:49,242 --> 00:25:51,244
I think I'm gonna eat lunch at the pool.
328
00:25:52,871 --> 00:25:54,122
Why not with us?
329
00:25:54,205 --> 00:25:58,668
Well, that girl's over there.
The girl from last night.
330
00:25:59,961 --> 00:26:02,130
You know, I... I... I don't
know how I feel about you
331
00:26:02,213 --> 00:26:04,257
spending a lot of time
with those girls, Albie.
332
00:26:04,341 --> 00:26:06,259
Why? What's the problem?
333
00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,889
I think because they're escorts.
334
00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:13,266
How do you know?
335
00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:14,809
Well, because...
336
00:26:17,771 --> 00:26:19,606
Because what?
337
00:26:19,689 --> 00:26:23,443
Because I wasn't born yesterday,
and it's fairly obvious.
338
00:26:23,526 --> 00:26:26,571
So what if they are?
339
00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:28,740
I mean, you'll sleep with escorts,
340
00:26:28,823 --> 00:26:31,993
- but then you'll judge them?
- Who says I sleep with escorts?
341
00:26:32,077 --> 00:26:34,579
I'm sure you've both slept with escorts.
342
00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:36,748
Albie, I... I just don't think
your mother would be happy
343
00:26:36,831 --> 00:26:38,833
if she knew I was letting
you run around Sicily
344
00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:40,168
with a couple of escorts.
345
00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,587
Mom's not happy because you cheat on her
346
00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:44,631
with whoever you can get your hands on.
347
00:26:44,714 --> 00:26:48,009
And it's pretty hypocritical
that you would judge them.
348
00:26:48,093 --> 00:26:51,679
I'm not judging them. I'm
just looking out for you.
349
00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:53,223
They probably don't wanna be escorts.
350
00:26:53,306 --> 00:26:57,811
They're just poor and
victims of a fucked-up system.
351
00:26:57,894 --> 00:27:02,023
Women aren't all saints,
Albie. They're just like us.
352
00:27:03,441 --> 00:27:05,568
Have a good lunch.
353
00:27:05,652 --> 00:27:06,694
Where you going?
354
00:27:10,115 --> 00:27:11,908
Dad, what is the matter with you?
355
00:27:11,991 --> 00:27:13,451
I... I mean, you almost just...
356
00:27:14,661 --> 00:27:16,955
- Just what?
- You know what.
357
00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:19,791
I'm trying to smooth things over
with Albie and with everyone,
358
00:27:19,874 --> 00:27:20,874
and that would,
359
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,544
you know... that would
really not be good.
360
00:27:22,627 --> 00:27:24,796
I can't be responsible
for everything I say,
361
00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:26,131
I'm concussed.
362
00:27:26,214 --> 00:27:28,341
- I just hit my head.
- Yeah.
363
00:27:36,307 --> 00:27:38,143
Oh, my God. Here, here.
364
00:27:38,226 --> 00:27:40,061
I like it.
365
00:27:41,855 --> 00:27:43,982
What the fuck! You told her?
366
00:27:44,065 --> 00:27:46,359
You left a condom wrapper
on the fucking couch,
367
00:27:46,443 --> 00:27:47,527
and she found it!
368
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,988
- What?
- Yeah!
369
00:27:50,071 --> 00:27:52,282
What was I supposed to
do? She thought it was me.
370
00:27:52,365 --> 00:27:54,451
- Are you sure it doesn't...
- I think she still does.
371
00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:56,202
- Oh, shit.
- No.
372
00:27:56,286 --> 00:27:57,454
How do you miss that?
373
00:27:57,537 --> 00:27:59,998
I don't fucking know, all right? I...
374
00:28:00,081 --> 00:28:02,041
- Cameron!
- Sorry. I...
375
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,501
Coming.
376
00:28:15,430 --> 00:28:17,974
- Are you okay?
- Wow. Wow. Wow.
377
00:28:18,057 --> 00:28:20,310
Yeah. Strong as an ox.
378
00:28:20,393 --> 00:28:21,811
I'm so sorry about the bag.
379
00:28:21,895 --> 00:28:24,772
- I tried not to overpack.
- Nah, you're all right.
380
00:28:24,856 --> 00:28:25,940
It's not a problem.
381
00:28:26,024 --> 00:28:27,692
You got a fucking dead body in here?
382
00:28:28,902 --> 00:28:30,111
Oh, my God.
383
00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:40,830
My God. Are you kidding me?
384
00:28:40,914 --> 00:28:42,373
Look at that pool.
385
00:28:42,457 --> 00:28:46,878
Hey. I mean, these
are some high-end gays.
386
00:28:48,963 --> 00:28:51,257
Oh, it's a good feeling when you realize
387
00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:52,967
that someone has money.
388
00:28:53,051 --> 00:28:56,346
'Cause then you don't have to
worry about them wanting yours.
389
00:28:56,429 --> 00:29:00,767
- Mm. Must be such a relief.
- It is. It is.
390
00:29:00,850 --> 00:29:03,228
God, will you look at this?
391
00:29:03,311 --> 00:29:05,605
Oh, my God. Don't steal anything.
392
00:29:05,688 --> 00:29:06,940
Come in. Come in.
393
00:29:07,023 --> 00:29:08,691
Oh, my God.
394
00:29:08,775 --> 00:29:10,527
You must have dumped a
fortune into this place.
395
00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:11,694
- Hey.
- You all right?
396
00:29:11,778 --> 00:29:13,446
Oh, yes, a little one.
I was hoping to get
397
00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:14,989
some heritage subsidies
from the government,
398
00:29:15,073 --> 00:29:16,783
but they said we had to
open it to the public.
399
00:29:16,866 --> 00:29:19,827
So... that's not going to happen.
400
00:29:19,911 --> 00:29:22,205
Oh, yeah. You don't
want the public in here.
401
00:29:22,288 --> 00:29:24,082
No. The public are not welcome,
402
00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:27,794
but you are. Come. Sit, sit.
403
00:29:27,877 --> 00:29:30,296
Would you like some tea, some Moscato?
404
00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:32,465
I would like a splash of Moscato.
405
00:29:35,468 --> 00:29:36,719
Now...
406
00:29:36,803 --> 00:29:39,264
you know, after hearing
the story of your love life,
407
00:29:39,347 --> 00:29:40,765
we decided you were like
408
00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:43,059
a tragic heroine in a Puccini opera.
409
00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:45,395
I told you this.
410
00:29:45,478 --> 00:29:49,148
Yeah, but... Is that a compliment?
411
00:29:49,232 --> 00:29:51,234
- Oh, yes.
- It is?
412
00:29:51,317 --> 00:29:53,570
So, we decided it would be very fitting
413
00:29:53,653 --> 00:29:56,239
while you're here if we
took you to the opera.
414
00:29:56,322 --> 00:29:59,075
And tonight they're going
to show Madame Butterfly,
415
00:29:59,158 --> 00:30:01,035
which will be fantastic.
416
00:30:01,119 --> 00:30:02,704
- Mm.
- Would you like that?
417
00:30:02,787 --> 00:30:05,790
- Hm?
- Hm?
418
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,792
- To the opera!
- All'opera!
419
00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:09,377
The opera? Sounds like a fucking
420
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:10,628
shit idea. So, I say...
421
00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:12,964
... that we... we ditch the gays,
422
00:30:13,047 --> 00:30:16,676
I can show you around
town. Get us in trouble.
423
00:30:16,759 --> 00:30:19,095
What do you reckon?
424
00:30:19,178 --> 00:30:21,431
I reckon that sounds great.
425
00:30:21,514 --> 00:30:24,100
- You takin' the piss outta my accent?
- Yeah, maybe a little.
426
00:30:24,183 --> 00:30:26,936
All right, fuck these lot. Hm.
427
00:30:33,109 --> 00:30:34,986
- Yes, yes. Maybe.
- Oh, yeah.
428
00:30:36,863 --> 00:30:38,489
- Yeah.
- Oh, I, uh,
429
00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:39,616
I went to the bank.
430
00:30:40,742 --> 00:30:41,784
I have the money.
431
00:30:44,495 --> 00:30:45,747
Did you like last night?
432
00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:51,169
- Very much. Very much so.
- Hmm. So did I.
433
00:30:52,337 --> 00:30:53,713
What about tonight?
434
00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:58,635
Yeah, um...
435
00:30:58,718 --> 00:31:01,137
I... I don't mind paying.
436
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:07,220
I just... I would feel weird
being part of some situation.
437
00:31:08,728 --> 00:31:12,940
Like, if you're being
exploited by some guy.
438
00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:14,776
Do... do you know...
do you know what I mean?
439
00:31:14,859 --> 00:31:16,819
Yeah.
440
00:31:16,903 --> 00:31:21,699
Yeah, but, I mean, I don't
want money. I like you.
441
00:31:23,701 --> 00:31:27,246
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Very much.
442
00:31:27,330 --> 00:31:29,082
Hey!
443
00:32:32,103 --> 00:32:33,646
Isabella?
444
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:40,278
Ciao, buonasera.
445
00:32:41,988 --> 00:32:43,448
Buonasera.
446
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,081
Ah. E Rocco?
447
00:32:52,165 --> 00:32:54,250
E, Rocco...
448
00:33:03,176 --> 00:33:05,553
Vai.
449
00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:38,836
Wow.
450
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,964
That is absolutely incredible.
451
00:33:43,966 --> 00:33:44,966
Wow.
452
00:33:51,974 --> 00:33:53,017
Can you believe it?
453
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,311
We're finally free, just you and me.
454
00:33:55,394 --> 00:33:58,606
- Do you like arancini?
- Arancini. Yeah, totally.
455
00:33:58,689 --> 00:34:01,567
- Nice.
- What is it?
456
00:34:01,651 --> 00:34:03,486
It... Fuck's sake.
457
00:34:03,569 --> 00:34:05,446
- It's like a rice ball.
- Oh!
458
00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:06,948
- Yeah.
- A rice ball!
459
00:34:07,031 --> 00:34:08,699
I love a good rice ball.
460
00:34:08,783 --> 00:34:10,159
Bet you do,
461
00:34:10,243 --> 00:34:12,411
you fuckin' slag.
462
00:34:12,495 --> 00:34:15,039
Well, the best rice balls are down here.
463
00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:16,582
They're the best in the world.
464
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,794
You're gonna love 'em!
465
00:34:30,930 --> 00:34:32,974
- I sit here?
- Yes. Look up.
466
00:34:33,558 --> 00:34:34,767
Look up.
467
00:34:38,271 --> 00:34:39,272
Wow.
468
00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:45,027
Oh, my gosh.
469
00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:48,656
Hey.
470
00:34:49,407 --> 00:34:50,449
Who's the lady?
471
00:34:52,076 --> 00:34:53,578
Is it the Queen of Sicily?
472
00:34:56,706 --> 00:34:57,707
Yes.
473
00:35:02,295 --> 00:35:03,921
Psst. Psst.
474
00:35:26,485 --> 00:35:28,529
Here we go.
475
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,778
Hey, uh, I'm gonna hit the head.
I'll see you guys over there.
476
00:36:08,861 --> 00:36:10,321
- Sure.
- Okay.
477
00:36:15,076 --> 00:36:16,953
Just... just a second, okay?
478
00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:19,205
- So sorry.
- Okay.
479
00:36:23,501 --> 00:36:24,710
Come on.
480
00:36:24,794 --> 00:36:26,504
You can't be giving me looks
like that in front of my wife.
481
00:36:26,587 --> 00:36:28,089
I don't care. Where is my money?
482
00:36:28,172 --> 00:36:30,341
I know, okay? Just... just relax, okay?
483
00:36:30,424 --> 00:36:32,134
You're gonna get your
money. I've just been busy.
484
00:36:32,218 --> 00:36:33,928
It's 1,300 euros.
485
00:36:34,011 --> 00:36:35,388
Thirteen hundred... It's nothing.
486
00:36:35,471 --> 00:36:36,847
Okay? I just need to go to a bank.
487
00:36:36,931 --> 00:36:40,017
- All right? Just... Relax.
- No. Give me your number.
488
00:36:40,309 --> 00:36:41,310
No!
489
00:36:41,394 --> 00:36:44,188
- I want it! I want your number.
- No. Jesus Christ.
490
00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:47,149
I'm here with my wife.
All right? I can't.
491
00:36:47,233 --> 00:36:48,484
And I can't be talking to you.
492
00:36:54,865 --> 00:36:55,866
- Hey.
- Hey.
493
00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:58,786
- Sorry.
- Um. Who was that?
494
00:36:59,495 --> 00:37:00,538
Um...
495
00:37:02,748 --> 00:37:03,916
He owes me money.
496
00:37:05,543 --> 00:37:08,045
- He hired you?
- Yeah.
497
00:37:08,129 --> 00:37:09,505
And he didn't pay you?
498
00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:15,052
And, um, Alessio is
asking me for the money.
499
00:37:17,596 --> 00:37:19,306
Threatening me and...
500
00:37:26,939 --> 00:37:28,607
Is there anything I can do?
501
00:37:29,734 --> 00:37:33,070
No, no. It's not your problem. Really.
502
00:37:35,823 --> 00:37:37,825
- Okay.
- Yeah.
503
00:38:00,723 --> 00:38:03,476
You can't really be surprised,
504
00:38:03,559 --> 00:38:07,354
- can you?
- By what?
505
00:38:07,438 --> 00:38:11,984
Well, that he's running
around with an escort.
506
00:38:12,068 --> 00:38:13,110
What do you mean?
507
00:38:13,986 --> 00:38:16,113
You've normalized it for him.
508
00:38:17,865 --> 00:38:19,992
Right, like you normalized it for me.
509
00:38:20,076 --> 00:38:23,120
Oh, I never ran around with hookers.
510
00:38:23,204 --> 00:38:24,997
I don't run around with hookers either.
511
00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:31,087
Dom. Didn't you run around
with that exact hooker?
512
00:38:32,338 --> 00:38:35,132
You gave her the key to my room.
513
00:38:38,844 --> 00:38:42,098
You know the reason I am the
way I am is because of you.
514
00:38:42,848 --> 00:38:44,600
You're blaming me
515
00:38:44,683 --> 00:38:47,311
for your situation? That's rich.
516
00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:49,522
Do you think you were so discrete?
517
00:38:51,148 --> 00:38:53,192
Do you? I mean, how many
nights did I hear Mom
518
00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:56,695
cry herself to sleep? Get real.
519
00:38:57,822 --> 00:38:59,281
Everybody knew, Dad.
520
00:38:59,365 --> 00:39:01,158
Everybody knew.
521
00:39:01,242 --> 00:39:04,328
- Everybody knew.
- We had a great marriage.
522
00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:07,123
Oh, my God. You are deluded.
523
00:39:08,582 --> 00:39:11,877
You made her life hell
my entire childhood.
524
00:39:13,546 --> 00:39:15,005
Do you have amnesia?
525
00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:17,049
If I made her life hell,
526
00:39:17,133 --> 00:39:19,176
- why'd she stay with me?
- I have no idea.
527
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:23,055
She didn't know any better.
She was a martyr. I don't know.
528
00:39:23,722 --> 00:39:24,723
She loved me.
529
00:39:25,975 --> 00:39:27,852
She was a bitter woman.
530
00:39:27,935 --> 00:39:30,146
And she died a bitter woman,
531
00:39:30,229 --> 00:39:33,524
and she knew about everything
you did. Believe me.
532
00:39:33,607 --> 00:39:36,986
You were just too self-involved
to even notice that.
533
00:39:37,069 --> 00:39:39,613
Yeah, and you know what, I...
534
00:39:40,698 --> 00:39:42,950
I don't blame you
535
00:39:43,033 --> 00:39:45,828
for my situation, but
I sure fucking could.
536
00:39:45,911 --> 00:39:48,664
Because you never...
537
00:39:48,747 --> 00:39:50,291
showed me how to love a woman.
538
00:39:50,374 --> 00:39:53,711
You never... showed
me how to be intimate.
539
00:39:53,794 --> 00:39:56,046
You never showed me
how to put others first.
540
00:39:56,130 --> 00:40:01,051
You always put yourself first.
Always. So I did the same thing.
541
00:40:04,597 --> 00:40:05,931
I loved your mother.
542
00:40:06,849 --> 00:40:08,267
And she loved me.
543
00:40:09,101 --> 00:40:10,769
It's not that simple.
544
00:40:11,937 --> 00:40:13,063
Yes, it is.
545
00:40:18,944 --> 00:40:20,029
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
546
00:40:20,112 --> 00:40:22,698
To volcanos, and all
the threesomes of past,
547
00:40:22,781 --> 00:40:24,700
and... present, and future.
548
00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:28,996
I feel like you sow your
oats when you're young,
549
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:32,082
and then you just, you know,
you get it out of your system.
550
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,709
I don't know.
551
00:40:33,792 --> 00:40:36,712
- Not sure it works like that.
- I know, but that's the idea.
552
00:40:36,795 --> 00:40:39,298
Well, it's kinda like food, you know?
553
00:40:39,381 --> 00:40:41,634
You... gorge yourself until you're sick.
554
00:40:41,717 --> 00:40:44,637
You swear you'll never eat
another bite, and then...
555
00:40:46,305 --> 00:40:47,723
few days later, you're hungry again.
556
00:40:48,891 --> 00:40:50,893
So, Harper.
557
00:40:51,977 --> 00:40:54,897
You've grilled me and E
all day. What about you?
558
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:56,440
What about me?
559
00:40:58,025 --> 00:40:59,235
You ever had a threesome?
560
00:40:59,318 --> 00:41:00,318
Yes.
561
00:41:00,361 --> 00:41:01,445
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
562
00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:07,284
- Maybe.
- Really?
563
00:41:07,368 --> 00:41:08,494
With who?
564
00:41:08,577 --> 00:41:12,122
- Uh, with my friend Paola...
- Mmm, Paola?
565
00:41:12,206 --> 00:41:16,460
- Mm-hmm? Oh.
- ... and this guy Oscar.
566
00:41:20,422 --> 00:41:21,840
This was in San Juan.
567
00:41:21,924 --> 00:41:23,175
Were they your cousins or something?
568
00:41:23,259 --> 00:41:25,761
Very funny.
569
00:41:25,844 --> 00:41:28,013
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay. How old were you?
570
00:41:32,059 --> 00:41:34,937
Um...
571
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:38,232
I don't know. I was, um...
572
00:41:39,441 --> 00:41:40,818
I was in college.
573
00:41:43,279 --> 00:41:45,572
Were you a good girl or a bad girl?
574
00:41:45,656 --> 00:41:48,075
I mean, I wasn't...
575
00:41:49,034 --> 00:41:52,079
I wasn't bad, but I had fun...
576
00:41:53,122 --> 00:41:54,122
in college.
577
00:41:54,164 --> 00:41:56,000
In college?
578
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:57,334
What, not now?
579
00:41:57,418 --> 00:41:59,837
No, I mean it's just hard
to... You know, Ethan...
580
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,589
Ethan loves his porn, you know?
So, it's just hard to compete
581
00:42:02,673 --> 00:42:05,259
with "Slutty intern
gets triple banged... "
582
00:42:05,342 --> 00:42:06,969
"... for not listening to her bosses."
583
00:42:07,052 --> 00:42:09,013
Maybe we should slow down on the wine.
584
00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:10,096
No, let's not slow down.
585
00:42:10,139 --> 00:42:11,473
- Let's keep it going, right?
- Yeah, fuck it.
586
00:42:11,557 --> 00:42:13,559
- Yeah! Why not?
- Right? Why not?
587
00:42:15,394 --> 00:42:17,771
Ah. Camerieri.
588
00:42:17,855 --> 00:42:19,064
Okay.
589
00:42:19,148 --> 00:42:22,818
Let's see what you have.
Give it a little twirl. Okay?
590
00:42:22,901 --> 00:42:23,902
Perfecto.
591
00:42:23,986 --> 00:42:25,279
- It's okay?
- What's your name?
592
00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:26,362
Luca.
593
00:42:26,405 --> 00:42:27,405
- Luca.
- Yes.
594
00:42:27,448 --> 00:42:29,074
- My name is Harper.
- Nice to meet you.
595
00:42:29,158 --> 00:42:32,703
Piacere...
596
00:44:53,886 --> 00:44:56,388
Grazie, Valentina. Grazie mille! Grazie.
597
00:44:59,266 --> 00:45:00,309
Grazie, Valentina.
598
00:45:00,392 --> 00:45:04,563
Grazie!
599
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,608
Grazie, grazie!
600
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,656
Let's go.
601
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,658
I've never eaten so fast in my life.
602
00:45:16,742 --> 00:45:17,868
Seriously, you were right.
603
00:45:17,951 --> 00:45:18,951
That was the...
604
00:45:18,952 --> 00:45:20,162
... best rice ball I've ever had.
605
00:45:21,271 --> 00:45:22,331
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
606
00:45:22,331 --> 00:45:23,874
Palermo's amazing. Seriously,
607
00:45:23,957 --> 00:45:26,126
there's, like, so much
going on all the time.
608
00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:28,837
I think there's, like, uh,
a club somewhere around here.
609
00:45:28,921 --> 00:45:31,048
But, it's a bit early.
610
00:45:31,131 --> 00:45:33,008
They don't really get
going until 2:00 A.M. here.
611
00:45:33,091 --> 00:45:34,091
Hm.
612
00:45:34,092 --> 00:45:35,511
Hey!
613
00:45:35,594 --> 00:45:36,637
Oh, keep walking, keep walking,
614
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,971
keep walking.
615
00:45:38,055 --> 00:45:39,348
- Wait, what?
- Hey!
616
00:45:39,431 --> 00:45:42,142
- Come on, run, run, run!
- What's happening?
617
00:45:44,269 --> 00:45:46,480
Go, go! Get behind that bin there.
618
00:45:46,563 --> 00:45:48,690
Wait, wha... what are we doing?
619
00:45:48,774 --> 00:45:51,109
- Okay, get down. Relax.
- What's that? What...
620
00:45:51,193 --> 00:45:52,861
- You all right?
- Why is he chasing us?
621
00:45:52,945 --> 00:45:56,073
All right.
622
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:57,741
All right, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
623
00:45:57,824 --> 00:45:59,826
Whoo!
624
00:45:59,910 --> 00:46:02,454
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What just happened?
625
00:46:02,538 --> 00:46:06,250
Well, I forgot my wallet.
626
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,960
- I could've paid.
- Nah.
627
00:46:08,043 --> 00:46:10,838
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't ask you to pay. You're a lady!
628
00:46:10,921 --> 00:46:13,632
How'd you run in them
things anyway? I'm impressed.
629
00:46:13,715 --> 00:46:16,426
Ow, yeah. My feet do
really freaking hurt.
630
00:46:16,510 --> 00:46:17,844
- Do they?
- Yes.
631
00:46:17,928 --> 00:46:19,888
It's all right, I can lick
'em better later if you want.
632
00:46:19,972 --> 00:46:21,557
- Will you?
- Give 'em a little massage.
633
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,060
- Yeah?
- You like that?
634
00:47:22,743 --> 00:47:25,621
Thank you. Thank you.
635
00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:47,559
Okay. Grazie.
636
00:47:54,358 --> 00:47:55,359
Hi.
637
00:47:55,776 --> 00:47:56,777
Nice.
638
00:48:01,490 --> 00:48:04,034
- Where'd they go?
- To find cigars.
639
00:48:04,826 --> 00:48:05,827
Mm.
640
00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:14,169
You okay?
641
00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:25,847
I think something happened.
642
00:48:27,974 --> 00:48:29,267
When we were in Noto.
643
00:48:33,063 --> 00:48:34,272
Like what?
644
00:48:42,989 --> 00:48:46,410
I'm sure whatever
happened wasn't a big deal.
645
00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:57,129
And if anything ever
did happen, you just...
646
00:48:59,089 --> 00:49:01,508
do what you have to do to make
yourself feel better about it.
647
00:49:11,601 --> 00:49:13,353
I have this trainer in the city.
648
00:49:14,479 --> 00:49:16,732
Lawrence. He's so handsome.
649
00:49:16,815 --> 00:49:19,943
He has blonde hair and
these, like, big, blue eyes.
650
00:49:22,779 --> 00:49:25,282
He's really funny, too.
651
00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:28,201
I spend more time with
him than Cameron sometimes.
652
00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:30,620
'Cause he's so busy at work.
653
00:49:33,331 --> 00:49:35,751
Such a cutie. Wanna see a pic?
654
00:49:53,101 --> 00:49:55,103
This is just a picture of your kids.
655
00:49:56,354 --> 00:49:59,232
Is it? Whoopsie.
656
00:50:01,276 --> 00:50:04,237
We'll find it later.
Anyway, the point is...
657
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,325
maybe you should get a trainer.
658
00:50:31,181 --> 00:50:32,682
This is the best gelato
659
00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,142
- you can have in Taormina.
- Really?
660
00:50:34,226 --> 00:50:35,310
- Yeah.
- In just Taormina?
661
00:50:35,393 --> 00:50:37,604
Um, no, I mean, in all of Sicily.
662
00:50:37,687 --> 00:50:39,564
- Mm. Well, I would hope so...
- Yeah.
663
00:50:39,648 --> 00:50:41,775
... because it took us,
like, an hour to get it, so...
664
00:50:41,858 --> 00:50:43,026
Lucia!
665
00:50:46,238 --> 00:50:47,239
Oh, no.
666
00:50:48,782 --> 00:50:51,827
I'll be right back. Just...
just stay here, okay?
667
00:50:52,285 --> 00:50:53,286
Okay. Yeah.
668
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:13,306
Sorry.
669
00:51:15,392 --> 00:51:16,393
Who is that?
670
00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:19,771
Alessio.
671
00:51:20,397 --> 00:51:21,690
Is everything okay?
672
00:51:21,773 --> 00:51:24,442
I just don't want to talk about it.
673
00:51:24,818 --> 00:51:25,819
Okay.
674
00:51:34,828 --> 00:51:37,205
Poor Madam Butterfly.
675
00:51:41,251 --> 00:51:42,752
Seppuku.
676
00:51:44,796 --> 00:51:46,965
I can relate.
677
00:51:48,466 --> 00:51:51,678
Gore Vidal, who is a friend...
678
00:51:51,761 --> 00:51:55,181
Actually, he used to sleep
in the room you're staying in.
679
00:51:56,725 --> 00:52:01,605
He once said, "I can
understand companionship.
680
00:52:01,688 --> 00:52:05,108
I can understand bought
sex in the afternoon.
681
00:52:06,610 --> 00:52:09,279
But I cannot understand
the love affair."
682
00:52:10,989 --> 00:52:14,242
I'm the same.
683
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,163
You've never been in love?
684
00:52:18,997 --> 00:52:19,998
Ever?
685
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,834
Once, yes.
686
00:52:24,210 --> 00:52:26,171
Before I got wise.
687
00:52:27,881 --> 00:52:28,882
I was young.
688
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,511
- Who was he?
- He was an American, actually.
689
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:42,640
I was... restless, and I'd
read too much beat poetry.
690
00:52:43,271 --> 00:52:46,274
And I decided to go bumming
around the American West
691
00:52:46,358 --> 00:52:49,736
in the hopes of
out-scandalizing my father.
692
00:52:51,613 --> 00:52:54,658
And I met this young cowboy in Wyoming.
693
00:52:55,575 --> 00:52:58,495
- Hm.
- And I fell absolutely head over heels for him.
694
00:53:01,414 --> 00:53:03,500
And of course, he was heterosexual
695
00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,752
and completely uninterested,
696
00:53:05,835 --> 00:53:08,588
which only added to
the torturous pleasure.
697
00:53:12,342 --> 00:53:13,843
I'd have done anything for him.
698
00:53:22,310 --> 00:53:25,730
And the amazing thing is after
30 odd years, I still would.
699
00:53:30,068 --> 00:53:31,736
Well, whatever happened to him?
700
00:53:32,821 --> 00:53:34,364
Well, he got old.
701
00:53:35,907 --> 00:53:37,617
Which, though unforgivable,
702
00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:40,662
is not strictly-speaking his fault.
703
00:53:44,624 --> 00:53:45,750
No, no.
704
00:53:45,834 --> 00:53:46,960
Other than the cowboy,
705
00:53:47,043 --> 00:53:49,337
love's never been my Achilles heel.
706
00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:53,717
It was always beauty.
707
00:53:55,093 --> 00:53:57,762
Hm. I live for beauty.
708
00:53:59,014 --> 00:54:00,098
I know you do.
709
00:54:02,308 --> 00:54:06,187
I do. Hm.
710
00:54:07,522 --> 00:54:09,899
I'd also die for beauty. Wouldn't you?
711
00:54:16,197 --> 00:54:17,198
Hm.
712
00:54:18,658 --> 00:54:20,326
A world without beauty...
713
00:54:22,370 --> 00:54:24,414
is not a world I want to live in.
714
00:54:25,623 --> 00:54:26,624
Well...
715
00:54:28,668 --> 00:54:32,756
you couldn't ask for a
more beautiful world...
716
00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:34,924
than this.
717
00:54:37,927 --> 00:54:39,054
Here's to beauty.
718
00:54:39,971 --> 00:54:41,014
To beauty.
719
00:54:47,312 --> 00:54:50,148
- You want a fag?
- Yes.
720
00:54:53,026 --> 00:54:55,528
Oh, that was a wild night, weren't it?
721
00:54:55,612 --> 00:54:58,073
Can't believe you
almost got me arrested.
722
00:54:58,156 --> 00:55:00,700
Thought I gave zero
fucks, but you give, like,
723
00:55:00,784 --> 00:55:02,535
negative fucks.
724
00:55:02,619 --> 00:55:04,829
- Is that a problem?
- No.
725
00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:09,667
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
726
00:55:12,545 --> 00:55:14,964
- I'll be back, yeah?
- You're not coming in?
727
00:55:15,048 --> 00:55:17,592
Oh, I gotta go do something
for my uncle, but...
728
00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,719
keep your door unlocked, yeah?
729
00:55:19,803 --> 00:55:20,845
'Kay.
730
00:55:44,702 --> 00:55:48,456
♪ In Napoli ♪
731
00:55:49,165 --> 00:55:53,670
♪ Where love is king ♪
732
00:55:53,753 --> 00:55:58,758
♪ When boy meets girl ♪
733
00:55:58,842 --> 00:56:02,846
♪ Here's what they say ♪
734
00:56:04,806 --> 00:56:10,806
♪ When the moon hits your eye ♪
735
00:56:10,937 --> 00:56:16,151
♪ Like a big pizza pie ♪
♪ That's amore ♪
736
00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:23,867
♪ When the world ♪
♪ Seems to shine ♪
737
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:29,122
♪ Like you've had too much wine ♪
♪ That's amore... ♪
738
00:56:33,877 --> 00:56:35,378
♪ Bells will ring ♪
739
00:56:35,461 --> 00:56:39,007
♪ Ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
♪ Ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
740
00:56:39,090 --> 00:56:44,470
♪ And you'll sing "Vita Bella" ♪
741
00:56:48,516 --> 00:56:50,101
♪ Hearts will play ♪
742
00:56:50,185 --> 00:56:53,313
♪ Tippy-tippy-tay ♪
♪ Tippy-tippy-tay ♪
743
00:56:53,396 --> 00:56:58,610
♪ Like a gay tarantella ♪
744
00:57:00,778 --> 00:57:04,574
♪ When the stars ♪
♪ Make you drool ♪
745
00:57:04,657 --> 00:57:09,829
♪ Just like pasta e fasule ♪
♪ That's amore... ♪
746
00:57:09,913 --> 00:57:11,414
Hi, this is Abby.
747
00:57:11,497 --> 00:57:12,707
I can't take your call right now,
748
00:57:12,790 --> 00:57:13,958
so leave me a message.
749
00:57:14,959 --> 00:57:17,337
♪ When you walk ♪
♪ Down the street ♪
750
00:57:18,338 --> 00:57:20,298
♪ With a cloud at your feet ♪
751
00:57:20,381 --> 00:57:23,801
♪ You're in love ♪
752
00:57:24,636 --> 00:57:27,889
♪ When you walk in a dream ♪
753
00:57:27,972 --> 00:57:33,972
♪ But you know you're not ♪
♪ Dreaming signore ♪
754
00:57:37,982 --> 00:57:41,236
♪ Scusa mi, scusa mi ♪
755
00:57:41,319 --> 00:57:45,323
♪ But you see ♪
♪ Back in old Napoli ♪
756
00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:51,990
♪ That's amore ♪
757
01:00:11,261 --> 01:00:16,261
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