1 00:00:00,102 --> 00:00:01,838 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,853 --> 00:00:05,490 I'm not sure you've ever experienced anything real your entire life. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,013 And that's our cue to leave. 4 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,300 Our lead actress vanished a month ago, 5 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,516 off the face of the planet. You got involved with her. 6 00:00:11,516 --> 00:00:13,543 You slept with the Tony-nominated star of my play 7 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:15,254 - and ruined everything. - Yeah, well, you know, 8 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,080 I slept with you, too. It didn't ruin anything. 9 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:19,628 - Yeah, only ten years of therapy. - Rebecca thinks that 10 00:00:20,116 --> 00:00:22,186 if we have kids, our lives are gonna be over. 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,126 - She's right, pal. - I love our life. 12 00:00:25,176 --> 00:00:27,042 And I'm scared of changing it, 13 00:00:27,108 --> 00:00:29,405 'cause the truth is when I close my eyes 14 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:31,512 and I think about our future... 15 00:00:31,767 --> 00:00:33,089 (scoffs) 16 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:36,033 I see us with kids, Jack. 17 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:38,600 - Yeah. - William Hill, 18 00:00:38,631 --> 00:00:40,475 I loved you and you left. 19 00:00:40,535 --> 00:00:42,161 Now I'd like to spend whatever time 20 00:00:42,181 --> 00:00:43,528 you have remaining together. 21 00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:45,209 Would you? 22 00:00:45,329 --> 00:00:47,456 Dad, grandpa's gay, 23 00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:49,363 or at least bi. 24 00:00:49,654 --> 00:00:50,880 What's that now? 25 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:55,009 The one thing I cannot live without 26 00:00:55,935 --> 00:00:57,316 is you. 27 00:01:01,143 --> 00:01:02,843 (monitor beeping) 28 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:06,256 Where were you? Just say it. 29 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,828 - I told you, it's none of your damn business! - Dad! Dad! 30 00:01:09,497 --> 00:01:10,774 Leave her alone. 31 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,120 Jack, it's okay. Go back to your room now. 32 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:16,773 No. 33 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,686 This your big moment, Jack? 34 00:01:22,496 --> 00:01:24,158 You think you got it in you? 35 00:01:26,561 --> 00:01:28,098 (scoffs) 36 00:01:28,931 --> 00:01:30,869 Two of yous deserve one another. 37 00:01:32,247 --> 00:01:33,424 (glass clinks) 38 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:43,471 Mom. 39 00:01:48,605 --> 00:01:50,603 Promise me you'll never be like him. 40 00:01:52,957 --> 00:01:54,475 You promise me. 41 00:02:02,955 --> 00:02:04,238 (sighs) 42 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:10,961 - ♪ I never felt magic crazy as this ♪ - Jack, I love it. 43 00:02:10,978 --> 00:02:13,350 We need a second bedroom for the baby, right? 44 00:02:13,391 --> 00:02:16,033 Okay, crib can go right here. 45 00:02:16,153 --> 00:02:19,324 - Or maybe it can go right there. - (chuckles) 46 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,405 Am I nesting right now? 47 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:21,857 'Cause they told me I would start nesting. 48 00:02:21,857 --> 00:02:23,207 Yeah. 49 00:02:24,432 --> 00:02:26,477 Can we even afford this place? 50 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,755 Uh... Didn't that guy say it was $200 a month? 51 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:31,377 Look, I know that it's more expensive 52 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,759 than their one bedrooms, but you like... 53 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:35,957 - You like it, right? - (sighing): Yeah. 54 00:02:36,001 --> 00:02:37,454 Okay, that's good, because I already put 55 00:02:37,466 --> 00:02:38,988 first, last and security deposit. 56 00:02:39,023 --> 00:02:40,357 - What? - Yeah. 57 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,326 - Jack! - (laughs) 58 00:02:42,526 --> 00:02:44,825 - Jack! - Yeah, yeah. I already did it. 59 00:02:44,945 --> 00:02:47,984 ♪ Been a long time that I'm blown ♪ 60 00:02:49,474 --> 00:02:52,233 ♪ Been a long time that I've wondered ♪ 61 00:02:52,353 --> 00:02:54,251 So is, is this the moment? 62 00:02:54,295 --> 00:02:55,805 Is this, is this when we find out 63 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:57,751 if we're... we're having a boy or a girl? 64 00:02:58,127 --> 00:02:59,793 (sighs) 65 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:04,918 Wait, what's wrong, Dr. Schneider? 66 00:03:05,615 --> 00:03:07,753 What would you guys say if I told you 67 00:03:07,777 --> 00:03:09,485 you were having twins? 68 00:03:09,727 --> 00:03:11,472 - (laughs) - Well, I... 69 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:12,940 - I'd say you're lying. - Yeah. 70 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:13,891 Wha... ? 71 00:03:14,348 --> 00:03:16,097 - I am. - Oh, okay. 72 00:03:16,109 --> 00:03:17,819 (laughs) 73 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:20,814 You're having triplets. 74 00:03:29,975 --> 00:03:32,979 Never fun telling a young couple they're having three babies 75 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:35,305 and not just the one they were ready for. 76 00:03:35,522 --> 00:03:36,551 Yeah. 77 00:03:37,948 --> 00:03:39,310 Triplets. 78 00:03:40,139 --> 00:03:42,445 Always a headache with triplets. 79 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:45,780 Just glad they're your patients, not mine. 80 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:48,008 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:52,352 synced and corrected by susinz & chamallow www.addic7ed.com 82 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,810 - ♪ I can't live ♪ - I need a crash cart, now! 83 00:03:59,854 --> 00:04:01,671 - Coming through! - Out of the way, coming through. 84 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,033 Moving out. 85 00:04:03,049 --> 00:04:04,734 Watch your back. 86 00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:06,711 ♪ Can't live ♪ 87 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,435 Let's go, we're losing him. Let's go! 88 00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:13,058 Out of the way! 89 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:17,498 I'm sorry. 90 00:04:17,553 --> 00:04:19,495 Do you know where room 412 is? 91 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:22,154 Oh, okay. I keep getting turned around in here. 92 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:27,443 This is what I get for flying across the country 93 00:04:27,464 --> 00:04:28,991 to surprise you. 94 00:04:29,565 --> 00:04:32,189 - You're alive. Stop complaining. - No, I'm tired. 95 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:35,052 I am cranky. And I have a straw 96 00:04:35,077 --> 00:04:37,549 stuck so far up my junk that I could whistle 97 00:04:37,574 --> 00:04:39,251 "Don't Worry Be Happy" if I sneezed. 98 00:04:39,276 --> 00:04:42,360 - What can I do to make you feel better? - I need you 99 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:44,799 to lock that door and climb up here. 100 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:47,146 - Come on. Get up here, come on. - No, I can't. 101 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:50,429 - You just had a heart attack. - No, I had arrhythmia. 102 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:53,419 An arrhythmia doesn't even sound serious. 103 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:55,210 All right, it's harmless. Like, "Hey, what... 104 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,958 Hey, why is that white guy such an awful dancer?" 105 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,376 "Oh, don't mind him. He has arrhythmia." 106 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,309 I'm not mounting you in a hospital. 107 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,026 - (whispers): Come on, please. - Toby. 108 00:05:06,051 --> 00:05:07,847 At least do that thing where you tickle my... 109 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:11,733 Hey. I apologize, Nurse Ratchet. 110 00:05:11,774 --> 00:05:13,567 - She's insatiable. - (Kate sighs) 111 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:15,281 She can't get enough. 112 00:05:15,306 --> 00:05:17,838 - It's... come on, give me a kiss. - You're belligerent. 113 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:20,366 All right. Oh, nice. 114 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:21,604 Did I get something on you? I'm sorry. 115 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:22,999 - No, a little something on me. - No. No. 116 00:05:23,049 --> 00:05:24,219 - Give me a kiss. - No! 117 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,452 Give me an oatmeal kiss. 118 00:05:25,471 --> 00:05:26,840 You need to calm down. 119 00:05:26,884 --> 00:05:28,967 - (Sloane laughs) - I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. 120 00:05:29,023 --> 00:05:30,700 I've never done that before. I'm... 121 00:05:31,976 --> 00:05:33,495 - Oh. - (clears throat) 122 00:05:33,495 --> 00:05:34,962 - Good morning. - Hi. 123 00:05:34,964 --> 00:05:36,137 Morning. 124 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:38,358 It is a good morning, right? 125 00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:41,079 - Early risers. You remember Sloane, - (laughs) 126 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:42,970 the brilliant, genius playwright; 127 00:05:42,972 --> 00:05:45,339 - also the Jew who crashed Christmas. - Ah. 128 00:05:45,341 --> 00:05:48,096 Thank you guys so much for having me. This is... 129 00:05:48,151 --> 00:05:51,645 there is an Uber here, he's outside, uh... 130 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,395 - okay. Bye. - Bye. 131 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,099 Sweetheart. I know what you're thinking. 132 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:00,420 You're thinking, "Kevin, this is not a flophouse 133 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:03,074 - that you use for your dates." - Mm-hmm. 134 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:05,658 Duly noted. It won't happen again. 135 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,664 Okay? I want you to know that. Also, 136 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:09,581 you're probably thinking that me sleeping 137 00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:11,623 with the writer of a play that I'm producing 138 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:13,700 is probably going to end up blowing up in my face, right? 139 00:06:13,702 --> 00:06:15,834 - Hmm, I'm on fire this morning. - Mm-hmm. 140 00:06:15,837 --> 00:06:17,349 But we artists don't have, you know, 141 00:06:17,394 --> 00:06:19,000 normal professional relationships. 142 00:06:19,015 --> 00:06:20,357 We have what I like to call... 143 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:21,473 Wait for it... 144 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:23,205 "artnerships." 145 00:06:24,191 --> 00:06:25,442 Oh. Okay. 146 00:06:26,058 --> 00:06:27,714 You see what I did? I took "partnership"... 147 00:06:27,716 --> 00:06:29,346 Without the "P". Yep, I followed it. 148 00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:31,468 - You follow it, William? - I'm trying. 149 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,629 - Mm-hmm. - William, 150 00:06:32,749 --> 00:06:34,211 let's get you involved. How is the, uh, 151 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:36,408 how is the sequel to Beginners going? 152 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:41,053 It's a Christopher Plummer movie that came out a few years ago 153 00:06:41,063 --> 00:06:43,681 about a guy late in life who comes out of the closet. 154 00:06:43,699 --> 00:06:45,115 (scoffs) 155 00:06:45,117 --> 00:06:48,273 - I say that because you're gay now. - I'm not gay now. 156 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:50,983 I've always loved both women and men. 157 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,706 And, you know, a lot of artists believe 158 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,992 sexuality isn't fixed, as it is fluid. 159 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:56,689 RANDALL: What's fluid? 160 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:59,579 Oh, your bio-Daddy's only half gay, it turns out. 161 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:00,977 Hmm. 162 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,467 Uh, dim sum. I was thinking about 163 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:05,878 - getting dim sum. - Oh, no, I won't be home tonight... 164 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:06,943 I'm going out with Jessie. 165 00:07:06,951 --> 00:07:09,290 Yeah, he's going out with Jesse. ♪ Bow-chick-a-bow... ♪ 166 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,727 I could always reschedule. 167 00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:12,100 No, no, no. It's fine. It's all good. 168 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,136 Uh, you and Jessie do your thing. 169 00:07:14,355 --> 00:07:16,096 No soup dumplings for you! 170 00:07:16,098 --> 00:07:18,815 ♪ ♪ 171 00:07:18,935 --> 00:07:20,329 (chuckles) 172 00:07:24,646 --> 00:07:27,713 This bedroom feels so much smaller now. 173 00:07:28,226 --> 00:07:30,360 I didn't want to nest for three. 174 00:07:31,649 --> 00:07:33,613 I only wanted to nest for one. 175 00:07:34,132 --> 00:07:35,918 - I know. - How are three kids 176 00:07:35,942 --> 00:07:38,821 supposed to grow up in one bedroom? I... 177 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:42,112 How are we even going to get strollers 178 00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:46,543 up and down the stairs of a sixth-floor walkup? 179 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:51,997 (slaps leg) We have to get our security deposit back. 180 00:07:52,616 --> 00:07:54,436 We can't. I tried. 181 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:55,963 Well, I could ask. 182 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:57,604 They were pretty firm about it. 183 00:07:57,676 --> 00:07:59,827 - I could cry. - I did. 184 00:08:00,765 --> 00:08:01,923 Didn't work. 185 00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:07,047 Look, babe, look, let's not overreact, okay? 186 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,424 L... let's just figure this out. 187 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,696 Of all days to be having lunch with my mother. 188 00:08:10,703 --> 00:08:13,750 Wait until she hears that we're living in a two-bedroom, 189 00:08:13,768 --> 00:08:15,730 sixth-floor walkup with triplets. 190 00:08:15,775 --> 00:08:17,645 The condescension and the judgment. 191 00:08:17,653 --> 00:08:18,944 - Oh! - Oh, Bec, come on... 192 00:08:18,953 --> 00:08:20,756 I know, I know, I know. She's not that bad. 193 00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:22,554 My passive-aggressive mother's nothing compared 194 00:08:22,576 --> 00:08:25,633 to your abusive father... I get it, Jack. Jesus. 195 00:08:29,985 --> 00:08:32,056 I am upset. 196 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:35,316 (sighs) And I'm hormonal. 197 00:08:35,329 --> 00:08:37,094 - I know. - And I have... 198 00:08:37,214 --> 00:08:39,563 three human beings living inside of me. 199 00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:41,325 So I've heard. 200 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:47,156 - You really tried crying? - Oh, yeah. Just full waterworks... 201 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:50,440 - like a little boy. - (takes deep breath) 202 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,743 We're not getting the security deposit back. 203 00:08:52,745 --> 00:08:54,449 But I'm gonna figure something out. 204 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:56,413 - (sighs) - Okay? 205 00:08:56,415 --> 00:08:59,861 - I will. I will figure something out. - (quietly) Right. 206 00:09:06,828 --> 00:09:08,208 Oh, hey. 207 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:10,307 I would much rather you get in this tub with me 208 00:09:10,312 --> 00:09:13,145 - than these magazines. - Why am I so thrown by William and Jessie? 209 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,366 - Oh, we're doing that instead, then? - I mean, 210 00:09:15,384 --> 00:09:16,885 what the hell is wrong with me, Beth? 211 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:19,546 - Am I homophobic? - You are not homophobic. 212 00:09:19,555 --> 00:09:21,251 Well, how do you know? 213 00:09:21,439 --> 00:09:22,982 Because you're good, 214 00:09:23,025 --> 00:09:25,134 and you're open-minded, that's why. 215 00:09:25,526 --> 00:09:28,275 - Plus, your favorite coworker is gay. - Keith's not gay. 216 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,697 - Really? - No, he's French Canadian. 217 00:09:31,049 --> 00:09:33,184 - It's confusing. - Damn. 218 00:09:33,304 --> 00:09:34,932 All right, if I'm not homophobic, 219 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:36,869 then why does it make me feel so weird 220 00:09:36,912 --> 00:09:39,338 every time William talks about Jessie. 221 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:42,145 (laughs): Because you thought you were getting to know him. 222 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:45,394 - And this, admittedly, is a curveball. - It is. 223 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:47,787 - It's a big, gay curveball. - (chuckles) 224 00:09:48,244 --> 00:09:49,836 You know, why don't you just... 225 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,148 try to get to know Jessie... 226 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:52,768 Maybe you'll feel better, you know? 227 00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:55,589 Next time he comes to pick up William, actually talk to him. 228 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:57,667 It'll give you good practice for when 229 00:09:57,716 --> 00:10:00,136 Tess and Annie start to bring boyfriends home. 230 00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:01,384 I hate that sentence. 231 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,519 - Or girlfriends. - I prefer that. 232 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:06,497 - See? Not homophobic. - (chuckles softly) 233 00:10:06,884 --> 00:10:10,418 Now, you want to know what my sexual preference is? 234 00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:11,650 Hmm? 235 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:14,957 For you to get your ass in this tub. 236 00:10:15,077 --> 00:10:17,576 I can't just turn it on like that, Beth. 237 00:10:17,588 --> 00:10:19,362 - Randall. - Okay. 238 00:10:21,396 --> 00:10:23,165 - All right. - Mm-hmm. 239 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:27,371 You have to take off a piece of clothing if you lose the hand. 240 00:10:27,414 --> 00:10:30,185 - It's called strip poker for a reason. - That doesn't seem fair. 241 00:10:30,207 --> 00:10:31,487 I didn't make up the rules. 242 00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:32,969 - Really? - Hey, I only have one piece of clothing 243 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,180 - to take off, so you'd be fine. - Mm-hmm. 244 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,270 Mm-hmm. 245 00:10:35,829 --> 00:10:37,849 - Hey. - I see your applesauce, 246 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,049 and I raise you a pudding. 247 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,244 - (whispers): I hate funny doctors. - (quietly): I know. 248 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:45,182 Okay, Doc, it has been real. 249 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,725 We've had some good times. We've had some bad times. 250 00:10:47,936 --> 00:10:50,247 We even had that time you stuck a tube up my junk. 251 00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:52,399 So how about you say you get me out of this dump? 252 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,314 - I love this guy. - (Toby chuckles) 253 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,915 But let's get serious for a minute. 254 00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:58,428 - Okay. - Toby, after we installed the stent, 255 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,676 we ran some tests. 256 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:02,735 The arrhythmia was caused by a minor septal defect, 257 00:11:02,743 --> 00:11:04,850 which means there's a very small hole 258 00:11:04,882 --> 00:11:06,706 between two of the heart's chambers. 259 00:11:06,925 --> 00:11:09,069 Now some people may choose, uh, 260 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,728 not to repair the hole, and treat it with medication. 261 00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:14,744 But I strongly suggest surgery. 262 00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:19,900 Let me explain to you exactly what's going on. 263 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,631 Although this is a more serious surgery, 264 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:24,356 (voice fading) I've performed it many times. 265 00:11:24,627 --> 00:11:27,196 We go in and stabilize you with diuretics, 266 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:29,399 and then repair the septal defect. 267 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,617 - Hey, nice wheels. - Appreciate it. 268 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,399 - Ever think about selling it? - Every day. But not today, pal. 269 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:42,202 (saw whirring) 270 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:44,229 - Hey, boss. - Hey, Pearson. 271 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,880 - Yeah. Uh... - You needed to see me? 272 00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:49,376 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, uh, fellas, two minutes. 273 00:11:49,436 --> 00:11:51,194 Give me two minutes, Jimmy. Get out here. 274 00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:53,399 Come on, get a cup of coffee. 275 00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,765 So, kitchen sink, 276 00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:58,331 uh, cabinets are going in after the weekend. 277 00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,686 It's coming together, though. 278 00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:01,590 - Shaping up really nice, don't you think? - It's a pit. 279 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:04,048 Everything that can go wrong with this place goes wrong. 280 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:05,764 This hellhole's gonna bankrupt me. 281 00:12:05,769 --> 00:12:07,727 - What do you need? - (chuckles) 282 00:12:07,942 --> 00:12:09,345 Probably bad timing. 283 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:11,609 Pearson, you called, I came. What's up? 284 00:12:11,889 --> 00:12:13,099 Uh... 285 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,783 Wife and I found out we're having triplets. 286 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:17,401 Ooh. (exhales) I'm sorry. 287 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,871 - No, no, no. I... it's an exciting thing. - For who? 288 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,297 Look. Anyhow, I, uh... 289 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:24,782 I need a raise. 290 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:29,182 I'm a hard worker. I've done good work for you. 291 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,877 I've always... I've always... I've never let you down. 292 00:12:31,904 --> 00:12:33,399 You know, it's just, with triplets, uh... 293 00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:36,976 Okay. I'll bump you to 17k a year. 294 00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:41,610 - I need more. - It's a ten percent raise. 295 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,305 You're already my highest-paid foreman. Don't push. 296 00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:47,822 (sighs) And finish this hellhole so I can sell it. 297 00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:49,305 Yeah. 298 00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:52,506 - I'm sorry about the triplets. - Yeah. 299 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,342 ♪ ♪ 300 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:01,159 Please. 301 00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,504 Please, just stay a little bit longer. 302 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:09,269 (whispers): No. 303 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,082 My time is up. 304 00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,184 I'll see you sooner than later. 305 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,917 Blackout. End of play. 306 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,450 MAN: And lights up. 307 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,641 Well? Anyone gonna... you know. 308 00:13:29,436 --> 00:13:30,728 Nothing. 309 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,121 Ron? 310 00:13:32,557 --> 00:13:34,036 Was it that bad? 311 00:13:36,612 --> 00:13:39,753 I have to say, when Olivia disappeared, 312 00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:43,565 and Kevin decided to self-finance this play, 313 00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:45,324 opposite the girl who wrote it, 314 00:13:46,674 --> 00:13:49,454 I said to myself, "Ron, old boy, 315 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,208 you've won three Tony Awards, and here you are, 316 00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:57,886 directing a failed sitcom actor's vanity project." 317 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,424 Oh... 318 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,706 But there... But there's more? 319 00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,138 - Or is... there's more. - Oh, good. 320 00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:16,064 But now, I have to admit... 321 00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:19,592 ... you two are great together. 322 00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:22,787 You're honest, you're, you're raw. 323 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:24,981 I think you two can pull this off. 324 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,625 Yeah. 325 00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:29,542 Okay, everybody. Take 15. We'll do act one 326 00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:30,829 when we come back. 327 00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:31,675 - (grunts) - (laughs) 328 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,237 We're real. Get over here. 329 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,546 God, that felt good. 330 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,151 It's raw, it's intense. 331 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,165 Not to mention... Hello? 332 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,624 Did you see this, Sloane? 333 00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:41,194 Yeah. 334 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,729 I freaking love that poster. 335 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,279 Since when do I have cheekbones? 336 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:46,404 (laughs) Come on. Let's go get a coffee. 337 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,862 Come on. Come on. 338 00:14:47,982 --> 00:14:49,334 (exhales) 339 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:51,666 - Kevin, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 340 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,456 I... Even though every feminist bone 341 00:14:53,464 --> 00:14:55,168 in my body will stop talking to me... 342 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,558 What's up? 343 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,857 What are we doing? Like, 344 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:01,809 do we like each other? Are we just sleeping together? 345 00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:03,457 Because if we're just sleeping together, that's... 346 00:15:03,497 --> 00:15:05,634 that's totally fine. I... 347 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,396 I mean, 'cause I can't, like, totally process 348 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,735 - that someone like you would sleep - Whoa, 349 00:15:09,782 --> 00:15:11,060 - with me, so... - what does that even mean? 350 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:12,728 I don't understand what that means. Listen, here's the thing. 351 00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:14,758 I like you. Okay? 352 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:17,151 A lot. I like sleeping with you. 353 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,510 I... I like the fact that you're, you're funny, 354 00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:21,289 and you're brilliant, 355 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,706 even though you're from Long Island. 356 00:15:22,717 --> 00:15:24,459 What's wrong with being from Long Island? 357 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,453 I don't know. It's just, I've heard other New Yorkers slam it, 358 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,663 so I wanted to try to fit in. The point is I don't know 359 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,116 what we are. Okay? That's the truth. 360 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:33,669 I don't know what I think we are. 361 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,928 I just know that I like the fact that there's a "we" 362 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:38,432 - for us to talk about. - Me, too. 363 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,066 OLIVIA: Well, don't you two look cute together? 364 00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:45,104 (singsongy) I'm back. 365 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,345 (inhales) 366 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,803 Oh, my God, Olivia. Uh... 367 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:56,581 The hell are you doing here? 368 00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,220 And what have you done with your hair? 369 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:01,017 (chuckles) I made a physical change 370 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:03,435 - to match the spiritual one. - Uh-huh. 371 00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:06,077 Look, you said a lot of things to me, Kevin. 372 00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:07,953 I mean, you told me I was cruel. But 373 00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,690 worse than cruel... inauthentic. 374 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,467 But you were right. 375 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:16,037 So I went away for a while to try to find some authenticity. 376 00:16:16,157 --> 00:16:18,177 And I did it, okay? I found it. 377 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:22,096 I did ayahuasca with a shaman in the Salt Flats of Utah. 378 00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:24,930 I howled at the moon with the prairie coyotes of Kansas. 379 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:28,055 I fished with the lobstermen of Maine. 380 00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:31,830 I mean, you did all that in a month? 381 00:16:31,895 --> 00:16:34,288 But, look, I'm back now, and I am better than ever. 382 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:35,713 For the play, 383 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,935 and for you. 384 00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:40,593 - Um... - I want us to be together. 385 00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:42,196 Okay? I've changed. 386 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,670 I'm, I'm ready for something real. 387 00:16:46,768 --> 00:16:49,554 Sorry, Olivia, but... 388 00:16:49,823 --> 00:16:51,618 we're dating now. 389 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,395 Life goes on after you disappear. 390 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:56,889 - (whispers): Yeah. - Olivia? 391 00:16:56,923 --> 00:16:58,995 - Ron. - Oh, my God. 392 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,400 - Oh, my God. - (laughs) 393 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,895 Thank God. 394 00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:07,036 - We were dead without you. - Oh... 395 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,699 (laughter) 396 00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:10,914 KATE: Well, how soon can you operate? 397 00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:13,754 Well, we can get him in tomorrow morning, if you're willing. 398 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:15,489 Look, I can get you into my schedule, 399 00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:17,833 - but you've got to commit now. - Wow. 400 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,259 Speed Racer, over here. 401 00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,702 It's, uh, it's okay, Doc. 402 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,287 - I think I'll pass. - No. 403 00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:26,235 It's not okay. And we need to talk about this. 404 00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:28,601 Uh, we... There's nothing to talk about, all right? 405 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:30,684 He said medication was an option, so. 406 00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:32,928 Toby. 407 00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:35,321 - I'll leave you two alone. - Yeah. 408 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,437 Um... This is serious. 409 00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:44,390 - And this could kill you. - Yeah. And so could surgery. 410 00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,609 - Uh... - Okay. You're being a child. 411 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:50,357 Oh, wow. A child? Okay. All right. 412 00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:51,929 Okay. 413 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:55,521 What? Oh. Oh, okay. All right. Where you going? 414 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,861 Um... I don't know. 415 00:17:57,925 --> 00:18:00,406 I don't feel like yelling at man with a heart condition right now. 416 00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:01,786 It's an arrhythmia. 417 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,160 It's a condition. 418 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:06,963 And you are an idiot if you don't think about repairing it. 419 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,562 Said gently and carefully, 420 00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:10,020 to the man who has a heart condition 421 00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:11,816 that can surgically be treated. 422 00:18:13,328 --> 00:18:15,638 (inhales) God... 423 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,066 (sighs) 424 00:18:17,593 --> 00:18:21,241 - REBECCA: A mistake to start a family? - This is such a bad idea. 425 00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:22,935 Uh, but we'll figure everything out. 426 00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:24,053 - It's just, it's... - Hello. 427 00:18:24,173 --> 00:18:26,164 - Hi. What can I get you? - Uh, Caesar salad, 428 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:28,968 no dressing, no anchovies. 429 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,932 Uh, Chardonnay, your driest one, 430 00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:32,760 and an ashtray. 431 00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:34,892 And for you, miss? 432 00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:36,794 - Um, I'll have... - Oh, she'll have the same. 433 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:39,691 Uh, but no wine. Just a Coke. 434 00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:41,392 Diet Coke. 435 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,754 (quietly) Thank you. 436 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,442 Mom, c... can you not smoke 437 00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:53,075 - the cigarettes at the table, please? - Oh! (scoffs) 438 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,836 Rebecca, stop believing every single thing you read. 439 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,465 - (sighs) - It's fine. 440 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,262 - Can you put it out, please? - Okay. Okay. 441 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:00,526 Thank you. 442 00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:03,033 So, Jack does it again. 443 00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:06,067 The man can't even get you pregnant responsibly. 444 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:09,164 - (whispers) Stop it. - A handyman with triplets. 445 00:19:09,228 --> 00:19:11,450 - Just perfect. - He's not a handyman. 446 00:19:11,457 --> 00:19:13,320 He's a construction foreman. 447 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:18,152 - And he does very well for himself. - Not well enough. Not for this. 448 00:19:18,577 --> 00:19:20,187 (sighs) 449 00:19:21,407 --> 00:19:24,491 He cannot support three children. 450 00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,658 And you can't raise three children 451 00:19:26,662 --> 00:19:30,278 - in a two bedroom walk-up. - Mother, I'm not gonna sit here 452 00:19:30,284 --> 00:19:31,790 - and listen to you. - What? No. 453 00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:33,930 - I'm not. I'm gonna leave. - Yeah. You don't have to, because 454 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,835 you know it already. 455 00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:38,372 What are you gonna do? 456 00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,186 I don't know. 457 00:19:45,321 --> 00:19:46,797 (exhales) 458 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,565 Well, it's okay. 459 00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,453 Because I do. 460 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,709 - (door opens) - Jessie! Come in. 461 00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:58,823 Randall. 462 00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,071 Good to see you. 463 00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:03,353 - William! Jessie's here. - WILLIAM: I'll be down in a minute. 464 00:20:03,364 --> 00:20:06,388 - (sighs) He'll be down in a minute. - Yes. 465 00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:08,749 Uh, well, come on in, Jessie. 466 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:10,868 - We can get to know each other a little. - Okay, uh... 467 00:20:10,895 --> 00:20:12,197 - Can I offer you a drink? - Sure. 468 00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:14,325 You know, I've got this great Japanese whiskey 469 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,571 that you would definitely not be interested in 470 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,497 on account of being an addict, or you'd be too interested. 471 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,082 Either way, you can't have it. 472 00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:23,521 I rescind my offer. 473 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:24,802 I'm fine, thank you. 474 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:25,943 - Have a seat, please. - Oh. 475 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,370 - Just there? - Sure. It's, uh... 476 00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,731 Ooh. Nice. 477 00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:36,222 That's... 478 00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:39,409 (exhales) 479 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,457 - So, um... - Yeah. 480 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,243 Uh, where did you and William meet? 481 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:49,744 - Tinder. - Tinder. 482 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,894 - Wow. - Yeah. 483 00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:53,252 Surprised William even know anything a... 484 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,096 - You're kidding. - I am. 485 00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:58,556 We met at our meeting. 486 00:20:58,578 --> 00:21:00,419 - (laughs) - Yes. 487 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:01,886 You're very funny. 488 00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,662 I can see why my father likes you. 489 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:04,992 - Mm. - Sexiest thing about a man 490 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,558 is his sense of humor. 491 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,596 Would it be okay 492 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:11,131 if I had some of that Japanese whiskey? 493 00:21:11,152 --> 00:21:12,761 - Will you mind? No? - WILLIAM: Hey. 494 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,322 Oh, well... 495 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,486 very nice chatting with you, Randall. 496 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:19,169 Thanks, Jess... ie. 497 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:20,968 Jessie. 498 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,207 Randall, I'll be staying at Jessie's tonight. 499 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,262 Wow, staying over? Okay. 500 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,490 Um, you got your chemo meds? 501 00:21:29,508 --> 00:21:30,974 I can bring it down for you, if you like. 502 00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:32,678 I'm fine, Randall. I have everything I need. 503 00:21:34,717 --> 00:21:36,728 - Are you coming back tomorrow? - WILLIAM: Probably. 504 00:21:36,757 --> 00:21:38,424 We'll, we'll play it by ear. 505 00:21:38,716 --> 00:21:40,162 - See you later. - All right. 506 00:21:40,184 --> 00:21:43,217 Very cool. I'll see you, see you... 507 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,988 - Toby. - Oh. Hey, hey, hey. 508 00:21:47,988 --> 00:21:50,942 - What's with the text? - Uh, I'm gonna do it. 509 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:52,697 Do what? 510 00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:55,489 The surgery, in an hour. I wanted you to be informed, 511 00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:58,057 but, uh, I didn't want you to freak out. 512 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,639 O... okay. Is that why you texted me in all caps, 513 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:03,873 "Get back here ASAP, 911! Crying face"? 514 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,824 Yeah. The original version of that text had, 515 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:08,418 like, ten more crying faces. I'm a little stressed out. 516 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,267 Well, why didn't we talk this through? 517 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:13,084 Because I... I... I didn't want to because I had to do it now 518 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,907 or else I was gonna chicken out. And, uh, God, 519 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,885 I hate Dr. Singh, I'll tell you that much. 520 00:22:17,886 --> 00:22:19,371 - NURSE: Name? - Uh, Toby Damon. 521 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,985 - Place of birth? - Palm Springs. 522 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:24,320 I hate surgery. I hate the word surgery. I hate, I hate surgeons. 523 00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:25,798 I hate sturgeon, the fish, 524 00:22:25,829 --> 00:22:28,335 'cause it sounds like "surgeons." God, I'm freaking out. 525 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,051 - Just breathe, babe. - TOBY: Yeah. 526 00:22:30,088 --> 00:22:31,443 - Okay? - Yeah. 527 00:22:31,658 --> 00:22:34,619 (laughs) I just don't want you to freak out, okay? 528 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,719 Well, don't worry about me freaking out. 529 00:22:36,745 --> 00:22:38,494 Uh, well, I do have to worry about it, Kate, 530 00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:41,303 because the thing is, is that I'm kind of in love with you... 531 00:22:42,858 --> 00:22:44,336 is the thing. 532 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:47,337 (laughs) There, you happy? 533 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,735 You got a dying man to confess his love for you. 534 00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:51,624 - (Toby laughs) - You are are not dying. 535 00:22:51,651 --> 00:22:53,205 TOBY: Okay. What is that? 536 00:22:53,264 --> 00:22:55,136 Holy cow, look at the size of that thing. 537 00:22:55,152 --> 00:22:56,894 I am a big guy, but jeez. 538 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,610 Look this way. We're getting ready to take you to prep. 539 00:22:58,647 --> 00:23:00,702 Okay. What is in that? 540 00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:03,289 - It's fine, don't worry about it. - Okay, come here, give me a kiss. 541 00:23:06,404 --> 00:23:07,910 - Ah. - Okay. 542 00:23:07,974 --> 00:23:09,028 Ah. 543 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,173 - Watch your back. - All right. 544 00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:12,320 - Oh, my God. We're going so fast. - KATE: Bye, babe. 545 00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:15,228 - What was in that needle? - NURSE 2: Just medicine. 546 00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:18,656 (sighs) 547 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,513 And he told me that he loves me and I didn't say it back. 548 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,261 Why didn't I say it back? 549 00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:25,732 A great guy finally tells me that he loves me, 550 00:23:25,758 --> 00:23:27,281 and I couldn't say it back because I didn't want it to be 551 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:28,916 this big dramatic good-bye. 552 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,037 What if something happens to him when he's in surgery? 553 00:23:31,157 --> 00:23:33,008 Listen, Kate, hey, he's gonna be fine. 554 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:34,497 I don't want to talk about it anymore, okay? 555 00:23:34,532 --> 00:23:37,048 - I brought you guys here to distract me. - Okay. 556 00:23:37,237 --> 00:23:38,713 And you both are doing a terrible job. 557 00:23:38,726 --> 00:23:40,421 - I'm sorry. - Someone, 558 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,025 say an anecdote, uh, s... some... 559 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,842 - Do something. - Yeah, no. Okay, uh... So, um, 560 00:23:43,962 --> 00:23:46,950 oh, Cindy from Accounting says that she's gluten-free, right? 561 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:49,142 But then yesterday she brings these muffins in 562 00:23:49,181 --> 00:23:50,777 - that are clearly not... - Uh, no. Kevin, you're up. 563 00:23:51,492 --> 00:23:54,263 Um, Olivia is... is back. 564 00:23:54,646 --> 00:23:56,728 Oh, okay. Better. Please proceed. 565 00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,729 - Yeah? So, Olivia's back, - Yeah. 566 00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,966 and, uh, she wants to get back together with me, of course, 567 00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:03,035 and, uh, she wants to star in the play, 568 00:24:03,195 --> 00:24:05,329 but the only thing is, I'm with Sloane now, you know, 569 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:07,329 and Sloane's starring in the play. So, all of this is happening 570 00:24:07,372 --> 00:24:08,968 while I'm producing the play, acting in the play. 571 00:24:08,976 --> 00:24:11,058 I'm trying to secure all this publicity for the play, 572 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,240 and I'm trying to be taken seriously for the first time 573 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,012 - in my entire adult life, so... - Hmm. 574 00:24:15,404 --> 00:24:17,425 Whoa. What are you gonna do? 575 00:24:19,244 --> 00:24:20,289 I don't know. 576 00:24:20,595 --> 00:24:23,430 I... I don't... I mean, they're both really great in the play. 577 00:24:23,886 --> 00:24:25,401 You know, Olivia is more famous, 578 00:24:25,414 --> 00:24:27,135 but she also might be mentally ill. 579 00:24:27,255 --> 00:24:28,572 True. 580 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,744 I feel like they're both sexy, though, you know. 581 00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:32,435 I mean, in different kinds of ways. Right? 582 00:24:32,452 --> 00:24:34,298 So, like, Sloane I see as like... 583 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,194 - like hot, librarian sexy. Right? - Oh. 584 00:24:37,237 --> 00:24:38,807 - Uh-huh. - Whereas, Olivia's more like, you know, 585 00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,751 like, uh, intense artist kind of sexy, 586 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,098 - which is different. - Mm-hmm. 587 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,271 But she's also British, which makes her 588 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,005 hot librarian sexy, as well, 589 00:24:46,035 --> 00:24:47,946 - Oh, my God, man. Are you kidding me? - kind of by default... 590 00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:49,546 - This is... - What? 591 00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:51,843 Two beautiful women wanting to be with you, 592 00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:53,104 - that's not a problem. - Yeah. 593 00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:54,257 You want to know a problem? 594 00:24:54,308 --> 00:24:56,343 A problem is your dying biological father 595 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,526 suddenly turning gay. 596 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,933 - Well, hmm. - That's... 597 00:24:58,981 --> 00:25:00,646 - Why is that a problem? - I don't know. 598 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,090 We are a hot mess, huh? 599 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,534 - Yeah. - Big Three? 600 00:25:05,594 --> 00:25:07,322 Big Three. 601 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:16,397 - Hi. - JACK: Hey. 602 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,611 Mm. (smooches) How are you, babe? 603 00:25:19,627 --> 00:25:21,520 I'm good. I'm good. How are you? 604 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:23,957 I'm okay, thank you. What are you doing? 605 00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:26,269 Doing stuff. 606 00:25:26,877 --> 00:25:31,127 Hey, did you know that if you squint your eyes real hard 607 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,944 and look at this bank statement, 608 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:35,854 you could actually see some extra zeros? 609 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:38,346 (Jack chuckles) Hey, how was lunch with your mom? 610 00:25:38,466 --> 00:25:40,195 Uh... 611 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:43,084 - judgmental. - Mm-hmm. 612 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:44,773 Yeah. 613 00:25:48,988 --> 00:25:50,564 But she, um... 614 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,985 ... she did have kind of an interesting idea. 615 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,077 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 616 00:25:58,814 --> 00:26:02,396 She suggested that maybe once 617 00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,364 - we have the kids, - Mm-hmm. 618 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,080 We move in with them. 619 00:26:08,086 --> 00:26:10,731 'Cause they have all that space, and, 620 00:26:10,785 --> 00:26:12,388 you know, we could save money, 621 00:26:12,431 --> 00:26:14,603 live with them for a year or two. 622 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,357 (laughing) Hey-o. 623 00:26:21,428 --> 00:26:23,130 Oh, oh, you're serious. 624 00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:27,538 Um, uh... 625 00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:32,840 babe, you... your mother drives you nuts. 626 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,233 (laughing) You sure you want her standing over your shoulder 627 00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:37,194 every minute with three babies? 628 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:38,707 I think it could be nice... 629 00:26:39,821 --> 00:26:41,482 to have family around, you know. 630 00:26:45,243 --> 00:26:49,407 Who are you? And what have you done with my wife? 631 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:51,875 (chuckling) Jack, I'm serious. 632 00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:53,610 She does mean well. 633 00:26:53,859 --> 00:26:55,304 Yeah. 634 00:26:55,424 --> 00:26:57,374 And I think it could be... 635 00:26:58,699 --> 00:27:00,623 good for us. So I want to try 636 00:27:00,623 --> 00:27:02,507 and keep an open mind about it, okay? 637 00:27:02,627 --> 00:27:03,690 Okay. 638 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:08,522 Yeah. You know, now that I think about it, there is one thing 639 00:27:08,535 --> 00:27:10,652 you could do for the babies, right now. 640 00:27:10,665 --> 00:27:12,364 - Babe, I'm gonna find three cribs. - I need a gallon 641 00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:13,883 of mint chocolate chip ice cream. 642 00:27:13,952 --> 00:27:16,335 (pen clatters, raps table) There she is. 643 00:27:16,561 --> 00:27:18,268 - Yeah. - There's my wife. 644 00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:19,485 There I am. 645 00:27:19,524 --> 00:27:20,825 - Okay. - Okay. 646 00:27:20,885 --> 00:27:22,084 - Go. - I'll be right back. 647 00:27:22,105 --> 00:27:23,945 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 648 00:27:29,758 --> 00:27:32,227 (sighs) 649 00:27:32,953 --> 00:27:35,615 ♪ You toss your head ♪ 650 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,778 ♪ And turn your eyes ♪ 651 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,676 ♪ When storm clouds brew ♪ 652 00:27:46,629 --> 00:27:49,555 ♪ You look around ♪ 653 00:27:50,174 --> 00:27:52,938 ♪ To quick relate ♪ 654 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,278 - ♪ To a good time you knew ♪ - (Rebecca sobbing) 655 00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:03,351 - ♪ Then the dark clouds ♪ - (door closes) Hey. 656 00:28:03,471 --> 00:28:05,455 Babe, I... I forgot my wallet. 657 00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:06,853 Oh. (clears throat) 658 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:11,446 Um, did you, um, did you check the coffee table? 659 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,969 Yeah, it was... it was on the dresser. 660 00:28:14,089 --> 00:28:16,609 Good. Okay, I'm glad you found it. 661 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:21,013 Um, just a gallon of mint chocolate chip, please. 662 00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:22,589 Yeah, I'm on it. 663 00:28:25,655 --> 00:28:27,274 Thank you. 664 00:28:28,118 --> 00:28:29,452 I'll be right back. 665 00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:33,619 - Okay. - ♪ Now by what we gain ♪ 666 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,841 - (door closes) - (sobbing) 667 00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:41,235 ♪ The taste of one and two ♪ 668 00:28:44,127 --> 00:28:46,567 ♪ The sun I see ♪ 669 00:28:46,587 --> 00:28:50,164 ♪ Only shines for me ♪ 670 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:53,573 ♪ Because of you ♪ 671 00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:00,350 ♪ Yes, the sun I see ♪ 672 00:29:00,397 --> 00:29:04,269 ♪ Only shines for me ♪ 673 00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:07,173 ♪ Because of you. ♪ 674 00:29:41,345 --> 00:29:42,918 Hey, Dad. 675 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:46,729 What the hell do you want? 676 00:29:48,170 --> 00:29:50,245 (sighs) 677 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,167 I need to borrow some money. 678 00:30:00,806 --> 00:30:03,093 KEVIN: Um, okay, so, you know, I mean, 679 00:30:03,126 --> 00:30:06,065 I've given this a lot of thought, obviously. And I, um... 680 00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:08,310 Um... 681 00:30:09,661 --> 00:30:11,557 I'm keeping Sloane in the play, 682 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,506 because she's worked really hard, you know, 683 00:30:13,555 --> 00:30:15,383 and she's good in the play, she's great. 684 00:30:15,426 --> 00:30:17,496 And, uh, she didn't abandon us. 685 00:30:17,702 --> 00:30:20,683 You know, I trust her, so I'm, I'm keeping her in the play. 686 00:30:22,824 --> 00:30:24,529 I understand. 687 00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:28,995 What about us? 688 00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:39,305 Yeah. I'm gonna continue to date Sloane, because 689 00:30:39,307 --> 00:30:41,597 she's kind and she's sweet, she's funny. 690 00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:43,917 She likes me, you know? 691 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,600 And... and... and you know what? 692 00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:49,185 Sometimes you just got to do the right thing. 693 00:30:49,241 --> 00:30:50,644 Okay? You got to do the right thing, 694 00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:52,403 even if it's not what you want. 695 00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:58,672 (sniffles) Well... 696 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:01,852 Surprise final act. 697 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,484 Best of luck. 698 00:31:11,378 --> 00:31:13,882 Now I am gonna go and have incredible sex 699 00:31:13,886 --> 00:31:16,800 with a complete stranger and forget I ever met you. 700 00:31:18,891 --> 00:31:20,685 So harsh. 701 00:31:26,768 --> 00:31:27,926 Hey. 702 00:31:29,441 --> 00:31:30,843 I tell you what, that was intense. 703 00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:32,629 Not a lot of fun. Um... 704 00:31:34,634 --> 00:31:36,129 (exhales) I feel like I need a drink. 705 00:31:36,131 --> 00:31:37,448 Do you want to... you want to go somewhere, 706 00:31:37,482 --> 00:31:38,613 have a drink with me? 707 00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:39,983 Somewhere? 708 00:31:40,219 --> 00:31:42,039 You know, I'm, uh... 709 00:31:43,786 --> 00:31:46,338 I'm just gonna lay low tonight. 710 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,554 It's a big rehearsal tomorrow. 711 00:31:49,626 --> 00:31:51,247 It's the right thing to do. 712 00:31:55,344 --> 00:31:56,781 Sloane... 713 00:32:02,056 --> 00:32:03,890 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 714 00:32:04,753 --> 00:32:06,215 Hey, Tobe. 715 00:32:06,723 --> 00:32:08,414 They said it went perfectly and 716 00:32:09,068 --> 00:32:11,567 that you're gonna be awake soon. 717 00:32:14,794 --> 00:32:16,296 So... 718 00:32:17,014 --> 00:32:18,636 I love you, too. 719 00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:21,265 Just an FYI. 720 00:32:21,825 --> 00:32:24,943 Um... Oh. I've never said that 721 00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:28,114 to anyone I wasn't related to. 722 00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:30,350 (chuckles) 723 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:33,036 Listen, this is scary. 724 00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:35,333 This is all just... 725 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,782 scary, honestly. 726 00:32:41,379 --> 00:32:44,947 But I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Toby. 727 00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:48,191 I mean, if you'll... if you'll have me. 728 00:32:50,712 --> 00:32:52,420 (sighs) 729 00:32:56,129 --> 00:32:57,536 That would've been a lot hotter 730 00:32:57,566 --> 00:33:00,582 if you were in some kind of, like, sexy nurse's outfit. 731 00:33:00,763 --> 00:33:02,045 W... 732 00:33:02,286 --> 00:33:04,067 Uh, how long have you been awake? 733 00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:06,041 About an hour. 734 00:33:06,287 --> 00:33:08,077 - What? - Uh... Sorry. 735 00:33:08,085 --> 00:33:09,203 (exhales) 736 00:33:09,242 --> 00:33:10,744 - Yeah. - Toby. 737 00:33:11,054 --> 00:33:12,831 Did you mean all that stuff? 738 00:33:13,696 --> 00:33:15,328 Yeah. 739 00:33:15,688 --> 00:33:19,318 I would totally marry you if that's something you're down with. 740 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:21,722 You would? 741 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,455 I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson. 742 00:33:26,596 --> 00:33:28,876 You would? (chuckles) 743 00:33:28,893 --> 00:33:31,286 - Wait, just like that? - Just like that. 744 00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:32,716 (chuckles) 745 00:33:33,034 --> 00:33:36,024 It was just like that from the moment I met you, kid. 746 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,139 All of this is just... 747 00:33:41,397 --> 00:33:43,511 life trying to get in the way. 748 00:33:43,631 --> 00:33:46,001 - Yeah. - Yeah. 749 00:33:46,077 --> 00:33:48,110 (sniffles) 750 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,456 (door closes) 751 00:33:57,499 --> 00:33:59,021 You're back. 752 00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,140 I am. 753 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,174 Do you think we've bonded? 754 00:34:10,158 --> 00:34:11,615 Since you moved in. 755 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,922 I kind of thought we had. 756 00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:16,966 Sure. 757 00:34:18,128 --> 00:34:20,871 Then why is it so easy for you to push me to the side? 758 00:34:21,521 --> 00:34:24,230 Me, Beth, the girls. 759 00:34:24,969 --> 00:34:27,572 Ever since Jessie came back into your life, 760 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:30,353 it's like you don't care about spending time with us. 761 00:34:30,648 --> 00:34:33,295 And I'm not trying to act like some kind of jealous teenager, 762 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,817 - nor deny you your love life, be... - Stop. 763 00:34:41,894 --> 00:34:45,551 And don't give me some damn story about your cat. 764 00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:51,467 (sighs) 765 00:34:51,843 --> 00:34:53,940 I can feel it now, Randall. 766 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,769 This cancer is coming for me sooner than later. 767 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,706 I can feel it. 768 00:35:03,137 --> 00:35:05,201 Now, Jessie can handle it. 769 00:35:06,207 --> 00:35:08,455 He's seen this stuff. 770 00:35:09,027 --> 00:35:11,455 He's been helping me make arrangements, 771 00:35:11,575 --> 00:35:13,617 taking me to some of the best 772 00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:15,997 state-funded nursing homes, 773 00:35:16,194 --> 00:35:19,474 trying to find a good place to go before this gets really bad. 774 00:35:19,479 --> 00:35:21,179 What are you talking about? 775 00:35:21,571 --> 00:35:24,701 I will not put this on you, Randall. 776 00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:27,952 - I won't do that to your family. - It's our family, William. 777 00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:31,662 Look, this is your home now. 778 00:35:32,345 --> 00:35:34,679 You've lived in this home, and... 779 00:35:35,497 --> 00:35:37,466 if it comes to that, you can die in it. 780 00:35:37,586 --> 00:35:39,241 You're not gonna be crawling underneath 781 00:35:39,268 --> 00:35:40,962 someone else's porch like some dog. 782 00:35:40,978 --> 00:35:43,989 - I don't want to do this to you. - I can take it. 783 00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:50,508 The medication isn't working anymore. 784 00:35:52,051 --> 00:35:54,654 It just makes me feel sicker. 785 00:35:58,021 --> 00:36:00,183 This is not how I wanted to... 786 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:05,163 Do you want to stop the chemo, William? 787 00:36:09,721 --> 00:36:11,216 (softly) Yeah. 788 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,668 Okay. 789 00:36:18,589 --> 00:36:21,176 - It's okay. - Mm. 790 00:36:21,734 --> 00:36:23,566 - Everything's gonna be okay. - Mm-hmm. 791 00:36:23,904 --> 00:36:25,636 Okay. 792 00:36:26,405 --> 00:36:27,971 We'll stop it. 793 00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:36,582 You must be in a real jam to come to me. 794 00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:39,428 Why do you need the money? 795 00:36:39,836 --> 00:36:41,358 Just in... 796 00:36:42,442 --> 00:36:45,149 a tight spot, is all. 797 00:36:46,085 --> 00:36:47,871 Of course you are. 798 00:36:48,866 --> 00:36:50,695 What's it for? 799 00:36:51,141 --> 00:36:53,066 Women? Gambling? 800 00:36:53,437 --> 00:36:55,960 - Something else? - (sighs) 801 00:36:56,885 --> 00:36:58,557 Gambling. 802 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:05,177 You know, your mother was bad with money, too. 803 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,619 Yeah, well... 804 00:37:13,088 --> 00:37:15,401 Bad at everything, actually. 805 00:37:20,349 --> 00:37:22,484 Listen, can you help me out? 806 00:37:35,495 --> 00:37:37,338 Look, you were right about me. 807 00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:39,070 You've always been right about me. 808 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,677 I'm no good. I'm never gonna be any good. 809 00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:43,245 And I come to you, and I've got my hand out. So... 810 00:37:44,656 --> 00:37:47,433 (sighs) can you bail me out? 811 00:37:50,089 --> 00:37:52,623 (hinges creaking) 812 00:38:09,362 --> 00:38:11,779 ♪ ♪ 813 00:38:33,453 --> 00:38:34,842 Wait. 814 00:38:35,598 --> 00:38:38,717 - Jack, why are we here? - Oh, I forgot something. Uh, 815 00:38:38,837 --> 00:38:42,859 this is the money pit that I've been working on. 816 00:38:42,979 --> 00:38:44,581 (sucks air through teeth) Oof. 817 00:38:44,984 --> 00:38:47,523 - Hey, babe? - Yeah. 818 00:38:47,991 --> 00:38:49,314 What? 819 00:38:49,434 --> 00:38:50,723 I bought it. 820 00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:52,234 What? 821 00:38:52,503 --> 00:38:53,902 Yeah. 822 00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:56,790 How? 823 00:38:57,392 --> 00:39:00,424 I scraped together some cash and I got a loan 824 00:39:00,457 --> 00:39:02,379 and I sold the Chevelle. 825 00:39:02,499 --> 00:39:05,582 Um, and... and then Ken, he... he gave this to me 826 00:39:05,619 --> 00:39:08,034 for a really, really good price. 827 00:39:08,636 --> 00:39:10,379 Uh... 828 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,537 Uh, how... 829 00:39:13,657 --> 00:39:17,200 What... (stammers) what about a... a down payment though? 830 00:39:17,248 --> 00:39:19,270 Well, we... we had... we had enough. 831 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:20,905 We had enough stashed away. 832 00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:23,626 Come here. Come look at this. This place has got great bones. 833 00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:25,493 Look at this kitchen, huh? How great is this? 834 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,584 You can have, like, a full range, two counters. 835 00:39:27,627 --> 00:39:29,531 I mean, we've got... we've got six months 836 00:39:29,558 --> 00:39:32,219 until the babies are born. I mean, look at the fireplace. 837 00:39:32,262 --> 00:39:34,290 I... I can get a lot done in six months, 838 00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:36,948 you know, at least get the... the downstairs 839 00:39:36,949 --> 00:39:39,259 and the bathrooms done so we could use 'em. 840 00:39:39,297 --> 00:39:41,158 I don't know, Jack. 841 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,696 - You need to see upstairs. - What? 842 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,272 Come on, babe. You need... you need to see the upstairs. 843 00:39:44,277 --> 00:39:46,590 You got to check this out. (grunts) 844 00:39:46,972 --> 00:39:48,504 Is that even safe, 845 00:39:48,505 --> 00:39:50,393 - to walk up these? - Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. 846 00:39:50,407 --> 00:39:52,411 Jimmy laid these. He's a really good carpenter. Just... 847 00:39:52,443 --> 00:39:55,637 watch that second step. Come on. Right over it. (grunts) 848 00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:58,439 Got some work to do. I'll fix that window. 849 00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:00,520 But I got a beautiful banister. 850 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:02,263 Babe, we got three bedrooms. 851 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,898 There's one bedroom/bathroom. 852 00:40:03,941 --> 00:40:05,323 This could be the nursery. 853 00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:06,963 And then... Oh, this is the master. 854 00:40:06,984 --> 00:40:08,757 This is the master. It's... 855 00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:10,890 You know, it's all here. 856 00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:13,052 And this is gonna be a great place to raise a family. 857 00:40:13,073 --> 00:40:14,563 Can you see it? 858 00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:18,768 ♪ ♪ 859 00:40:21,179 --> 00:40:22,715 (baby crying) 860 00:40:22,835 --> 00:40:25,928 We need to be quiet so we don't wake anybody else up, okay? 861 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,725 Shh. Shh. 862 00:40:29,274 --> 00:40:31,511 ♪ Dah, dah, dah-dah-dah ♪ 863 00:40:31,575 --> 00:40:32,887 Shh. 864 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,857 - (children laughing) - JACK: You want to dry off now? 865 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:38,225 Does everybody feel clean, ready for a tub? 866 00:40:39,085 --> 00:40:41,244 - No? No? - No. 867 00:40:41,246 --> 00:40:43,619 - Too dirty. - You got to go get him. 868 00:40:43,665 --> 00:40:46,234 You got to go get him. Go get him. (chuckles) 869 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,062 - (chuckles) - ♪ See me sparkle ♪ 870 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:50,746 ♪ See me play ♪ 871 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:55,338 - ♪ Sing a song ♪ - What do you think? 872 00:40:56,804 --> 00:41:00,232 ♪ Oh, I'm so... ♪ 873 00:41:01,758 --> 00:41:03,593 Yeah. 874 00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:07,965 - This could work. - ♪ Dah, dah, dah-dah-dah ♪ 875 00:41:08,085 --> 00:41:09,599 (chuckles) 876 00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:14,078 - We have a home. - We have a home. 877 00:41:14,562 --> 00:41:17,581 ♪ Dah, dah, dah-dah-dah ♪ 878 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:20,438 ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah, dah, dah... ♪