1
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Yeah. Okay.

2
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It's cool.

3
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Cool?

4
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This is the most beautiful view
in all of Los Angeles.

5
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One that only angels
and very persistent pigeons get to see.

6
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You didn't bring me up here
to show me the view.

7
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What's up?

8
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Can't get anything past you, can I?

9
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Once upon a time,

10
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I made your Aunt Maze mad.

11
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The following morning,

12
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I awoke to find
my bed crawling with Southern widows

13
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and not the good kind, spider kind.

14
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My whiskey gone, replaced with urine.

15
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I expected more of my favorite aunt.

16
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Oh, she also did something
far more heinous.

17
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She shorted all of my suits. Ugh.

18
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- That's more like it.
- Hmm.

19
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So did you have it coming?

20
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Now, you tell me.

21
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I ate the last of her Froot Loops.

22
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All that's to say,
I can't imagine what she'll do to you

23
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if you miss her wedding.

24
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Eve told me that you RSVP'd no,

25
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which is a fact she's been wise
to conceal from her future wife.

26
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Why would Maze even care?

27
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She doesn't know me yet.

28
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We haven't given her much of a chance

29
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to get to know you,
or anyone else for that matter.

30
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But this wedding's
an opportunity to fix that.

31
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Yeah?

32
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And how would you even introduce me?

33
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I'll tell people the truth.

34
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You can't tell people
I've time traveled.

35
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Why not? I tell them I'm the devil.

36
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It tends to go a bit...

37
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Well, I guess
reviews are mixed at this point.

38
00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,126
But the important people
already know about you.

39
00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,880
It's actually worse
with people who know.

40
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They keep asking me about their fate,
and I can't tell them anything.

41
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I mean, what if I say something
that messes with the future.

42
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Besides, I don't
I don't have anything to wear, so...

43
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Oh, well, that is unacceptable.

44
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My tailor would be personally offended

45
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if I didn't allow them
to help you out in this time of need.

46
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They're a total genius.

47
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Saved me
after the short suiting debacle. Here.

48
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I'm going tonight for fitting. Join me.

49
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We could coordinate outfits,

50
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get matching cummerbunds, perhaps.

51
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No? Okay.

52
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We could find
something else that doesn't

53
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make you make that face.

54
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No.

55
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I just...

56
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No.

57
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Right.

58
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Well, I'll be there
if you change your mind.

59
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Not that I expect you usually do,
but a father can dream.

60
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I was wrong, Amenadiel, so wrong.

61
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I mean, I followed
my father into this job

62
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and because I believed in him,
I believed in the system.

63
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But I never imagined this.

64
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All complaints against Reiben?

65
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Not just him.

66
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Uh, dozens of officers,
hundreds of complaints.

67
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Yeah.

68
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So much for
the one-bad-apple defense, right?

69
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And the brass signed off
on all of these and nothing happened.

70
00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,766
I should have believed you.

71
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,561
I'm just glad we're on
the same page now, Chloe.

72
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I'm sorry it took so long,

73
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but my father taught me that

74
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when you see injustice, you confront it.

75
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So I'm going back to the LAPD.

76
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I want to help you and Sonya
clean this up from the inside.

77
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Wow.

78
00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,536
I mean, that's, that's...
That's great.

79
00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,454
Bu... We need all the help
that we can get.

80
00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:05,788
But what about Lucifer?

81
00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:07,957
What about being God's consultant?

82
00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,961
Uh, the God thing
is on hold for right now.

83
00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,213
Lucifer doesn't feel
comfortable going to heaven

84
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until he's patched things up with Rory.

85
00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,134
And, you know, I agree.

86
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He's going to have to
go up eventually, Chloe.

87
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How does he feel about you staying?

88
00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:25,474
Hmm.

89
00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,436
You haven't told him.

90
00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:32,190
Well, I... He's got
a lot on his plate right now.

91
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I feel like it can wait,

92
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probably till after the wedding.

93
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I don't want to add any drama
to Maze's big day.

94
00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:39,613
Drama?

95
00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,948
It's Maze and big feelings.

96
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What could possibly go wrong?

97
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Thank you.

98
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Okay.

99
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Supervise flowers, check.

100
00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:54,921
Make sure Linda's
all said to officiate. Check.

101
00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:58,424
Nix your Black Sabbath
additions from the playlist. Check.

102
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Yeah, I think you're right.

103
00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,595
Black Sabbath
is a little too mellow for the wedding.

104
00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,680
Mm-hmm.

105
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,392
Okay, next up is confirming
the number of guests

106
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with the caterer.

107
00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:12,605
You sure you don't want
to invite your siblings?

108
00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,730
Yeah, no.

109
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You know, it's supposed to be eat,
drink and be merry.

110
00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:19,195
Not eat, drink and be wary
that a bunch of soulless

111
00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,322
torture savvy demons
are going to ruin your wedding.

112
00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,699
Why do you assume
that they would do that?

113
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Well, you've met them.

114
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Yes, I have, a few of them.

115
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- They were awesome.
- Um...

116
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Yeah, in a fight.

117
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But that's all they're good for.

118
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How do you know?

119
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Because that's what they were made for.

120
00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,422
Hmm!

121
00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,468
That's also true about you.

122
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And you,

123
00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:46,430
you've evolved.

124
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Maybe they can, too,
if you just gave them a chance.

125
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We're not really
the happily ever after type, honey.

126
00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:54,897
Trust me.

127
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They're your family.

128
00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,900
No.

129
00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:01,529
You're my family.

130
00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,116
The only family I need. Okay?

131
00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:09,078
Which is why
I am not going to let anything or anyone

132
00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,372
ruin our wedding tomorrow.

133
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Adam?

134
00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,253
<i>Look at me now</i>

135
00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:21,340
<i>Top of the world
Not coming down</i>

136
00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,467
<i>Look at me now...</i>

137
00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:24,844
It's time to come home, babe.

138
00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:29,015
<i>Look at me
Look at me now</i>

139
00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:45,656
<i>Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight</i>

140
00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,535
<i>It must have been something you said</i>

141
00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:53,915
<i>I just died in your arms tonight</i>

142
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So this is the first man.

143
00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,758
I guess God had to start somewhere.

144
00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:05,968
Can we talk privately?

145
00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,096
Sure.

146
00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,850
- Hey.
- Hey.

147
00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:16,812
I'm sorry, Eve.

148
00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,899
I know I haven't been giving you
the attention that you deserve.

149
00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,192
And that's over now, babe.

150
00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,819
I mean, gone are the nights
of me ripping whippets,

151
00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:26,155
staying up
listening to Aerosmith bootlegs.

152
00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,115
I'm yours.

153
00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:32,244
Did you just notice that I was gone?

154
00:07:33,746 --> 00:07:34,746
No.

155
00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,958
No, I was giving you space.

156
00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,877
You know, being the good,
understanding husband that I am,

157
00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:41,545
I figured you'd have a little fun

158
00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,507
and maybe pick up
a few tricks for the bedroom,

159
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,300
bring them home? Hmm?

160
00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:49,011
Then I heard about this "wedding".

161
00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,389
I know a cry for help when I see one.

162
00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,016
So here I am, rescue party of one.

163
00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:56,560
So can we go home now?

164
00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,397
Okay, Adam, this is my home now.

165
00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:04,235
I have my own friends, my own place,
my own kick-ass job,

166
00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,195
where I make my own kick-ass money.

167
00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,072
I'm a black belt now.

168
00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,241
Oh, yeah? That's fun, right?

169
00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,993
Neighborhood martial arts academy,

170
00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:13,762
where they give you
all the belts in the rainbow.

171
00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:14,786
Funny.

172
00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:17,165
That doesn't mean you know
how to throw a punch.

173
00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:20,126
But I get it, message is received.

174
00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,503
What message is that exactly?

175
00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,589
Obviously you need a change.

176
00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:29,468
Okay, so fine. You want to swing?
We'll swing.

177
00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,471
You want a little S&M?
I'm down. Threesome?

178
00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:33,513
- I'm up for it.
- Oh.

179
00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,890
As long as I'm out-numbered, okay?

180
00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:36,392
But all you had to do was ask.

181
00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:37,744
You didn't have to take it this far.

182
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:42,023
Okay. What exactly
is it you think this is?

183
00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:44,984
You think this is me
just trying to get your attention?

184
00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:49,572
- Yeah.
- This is not about you, Adam.

185
00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:54,660
This is about me and the fact
that I fell in love with someone else.

186
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,332
You're in love with a demon, Eve?

187
00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,168
Mm-hmm.

188
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,004
Come on, be serious.

189
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,673
- You don't know her.
- I know her kind.

190
00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:10,718
- I was married to her mother.
- Hmm.

191
00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,137
Which, by the way,

192
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,973
you are a spitting image of Lilith.

193
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,726
In more ways than one, apparently.

194
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:22,438
I bet she uses all the same tricks
her mom used on me. Hmm?

195
00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,399
I'm not going to let you
make that same mistake

196
00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:29,737
because I've been there
and done that, literally.

197
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:34,241
You wish,
you first pancake of a human.

198
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:39,121
I-I don't wish because
your mama's hotter.

199
00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:40,790
- Okay. You...
- Over...

200
00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,083
You and me,

201
00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,585
we belong together, babe. Huh?

202
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,962
Husband and wife since the dawn of time.

203
00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,756
We were never husband and wife.

204
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,174
I was made from you.

205
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,926
I was delivered to you.

206
00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,889
Hey, don't get caught up
in the fine print here.

207
00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,472
It's not a detail, okay?

208
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,807
I didn't choose you.

209
00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,435
I'm gonna choose Maze.

210
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:03,938
Aw.

211
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,031
Okay.

212
00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,007
Maybe not yet. They might be too hot.

213
00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:36,470
- Mm!
- Good?

214
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:40,057
This brings me back... to the future.

215
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:42,809
You know what I mean.

216
00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:46,397
Yeah, it takes me back too.
I mean, actually back.

217
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,274
My dad would bring me home

218
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,357
those sandwiches after his shift.

219
00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:53,904
It's a Decker family tradition.

220
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:57,032
- Hmm.
- So in the future,

221
00:10:57,116 --> 00:11:00,327
do I bring you home
egg sandwiches after work?

222
00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:03,038
What? I'm just curious.

223
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:04,724
But you know I can't tell you.

224
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,418
Yeah, I know.
It's just that you mentioned

225
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,587
I had a lot on my plate
when you were growing up,

226
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:13,382
and I just wonder. Was it my job?

227
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,675
Was it Lucifer?

228
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:15,716
Something else?

229
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,970
I mean, I'm not asking for specifics.

230
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,307
Just, uh, like a teeny-tiny hint,
you know?

231
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,517
Since I did
the teeny-tiny thing of birthing you.

232
00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,730
Okay, I'll tell you this one thing.

233
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,106
Okay.

234
00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:30,733
In the future...

235
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:35,446
that guilt trip also never works on me.

236
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,448
Right.

237
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,242
You make choices, Mom.

238
00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:41,744
If I told you what they are,

239
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,537
you wouldn't really
be making them anymore.

240
00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:47,041
Yeah, you're right.

241
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,124
You're right.

242
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,460
When did you become so...

243
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,381
Sorry.

244
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,384
Fly was driving me nuts.

245
00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:01,013
Um, I didn't know...

246
00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,849
wings could do that.

247
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,851
Pretty cool, huh?

248
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,603
Yeah, yeah.

249
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,897
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

250
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:14,693
So, um, have your wings
always been that way?

251
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,528
Mm-hmm

252
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,321
Hmm.

253
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:23,494
Wow, this is weird.

254
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,266
So, I guess of all the people
who could have taken my desk

255
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,667
I'm pretty happy it's you, pal.

256
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,003
Now you're drinking out of my mug.

257
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,984
Guess someone's got to use it, right?

258
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,969
I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it?

259
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,646
Put its ashes in an urn?

260
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:48,227
I mean, it does say
forty whole years of being Dan

261
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,729
but I guess you didn't read it.

262
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,898
- Ella, you got a second?
- Uh, yeah.

263
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,023
Hi, uh...

264
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,277
- Oh, look at that cuteness.
- Quick update.

265
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,200
- You're welcome!
- I have my suit now,

266
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:01,156
so I am all ready to be your date

267
00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:03,993
for the wedding, and I am very excited.

268
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,706
And this is where you say
"I'm so excited too, Carol."

269
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,667
Of course I am excited.

270
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,085
Mm-hmm. Are you sure?

271
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,921
Because every time
we talk about this wedding,

272
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,424
you look like you ate a bad oyster.

273
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,136
Ella, listen, hey, I get it.

274
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,488
If you're having second thoughts

275
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,723
about even taking me
to this wedding, that's fine.

276
00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:31,979
Carol Corbett, I am one hundred percent
not having second thoughts

277
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,773
about you being my wedding date, okay?

278
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,317
Cool.

279
00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,923
I hate keeping this from him, Dan.

280
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,469
Holy crap! Can you...

281
00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:05,012
Can you see...

282
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:11,643
Right, other Dan.

283
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,480
Gosh, I just wish
I had someone to talk to.

284
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,440
I mean, other than a frog.

285
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,775
Oh, no offense.

286
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,443
Hey.

287
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,155
Ella, you can talk to me.

288
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:24,489
What's wrong?

289
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,742
Carol just wouldn't understand.

290
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,452
What? What wouldn't he understand?

291
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,287
Are you not into him anymore?

292
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,790
Is it the loud chewing?

293
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,125
Damn it! I should've warned you.
I knew it.

294
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,961
But they can never find out that I know.

295
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,215
Who's they?

296
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,842
Oh, is this family related?

297
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:44,926
It is one of your brothers?

298
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,887
It's just, if they...

299
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,015
But... how could I even...

300
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,395
I mean, world altering.

301
00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:57,064
But then again...

302
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,066
I just...

303
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,818
I feel so useless.

304
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,318
Tell me about it.

305
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,863
Eh, who am I kidding.

306
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,409
Even if you could hear me
and told me what was wrong,

307
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,743
how could I actually help you.

308
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,123
I mean, honestly,
Other Dan has a better shot than I do.

309
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,489
It's normal that seeing
your ex suddenly,

310
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:51,201
after a long period of time,
would bring up unwanted feelings.

311
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,285
Unwanted?

312
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,455
My feelings are legit.

313
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,916
Okay? I gave that woman
everything she wanted.

314
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,209
And what did she give me?

315
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,839
A rep as the world's number one cuckold.

316
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,469
She cheated on me the second she
met somebody new, but I took her back.

317
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:09,844
Why?

318
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:11,889
Because we were made for each other.

319
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,849
Ah, that's sweet.

320
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,184
She never thinks so.

321
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,269
So she's marrying somebody else.

322
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,521
- Your ex is engaged?
- Yeah.

323
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,440
To a woman of all things.

324
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,734
I mean, how is that gonna make me look?

325
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,337
Do you think she even considered that?

326
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:30,407
Well, it sounds like she's moved on.

327
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,743
And maybe you should, too.

328
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,829
I know that takes time.

329
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,040
A common rule of thumb suggests

330
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,167
a month for every year
you were together.

331
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,544
All right, so...

332
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,256
Carry the one.

333
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,595
How-how many years is a million months?

334
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,892
Uh, yeah. Don't worry about it.
Okay. It's too long.

335
00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:58,411
Eve's getting married tomorrow.

336
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,728
Wait, Eve?

337
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,190
As in Eve Eve.

338
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,026
Your ex is Eve?

339
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,986
- Yeah.
- Do you mean that you are...

340
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,822
Yeah, I'm that Adam. I'm that guy.

341
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,324
The guy who named all the animals.

342
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,659
- No biggie.
- Yeah.

343
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,869
Well, kind of. You know platypus?

344
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,371
Yea... Uh, sure.

345
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,207
Yeah, the second I saw that thing,
I was like, "platypus."

346
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,458
That wasn't even a word.

347
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:22,792
This is important stuff.

348
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,837
I mean, that's why I can't let
the wedding happen.

349
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,213
Oh, no. Well, I beg to differ,

350
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,358
and I'm not just saying that
because I'm their officiant,

351
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,800
which I am, by the way.

352
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,551
Small world.

353
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,846
I mean, what are the odds, right?

354
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,682
Right.

355
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,645
Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?

356
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,154
Look, I enjoy breaking into people's
places as much as the next girl,

357
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,074
but I really think
you're overreacting, honey.

358
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,201
Look, she is not home.

359
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,829
Her phone is going
straight to voicemail.

360
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,957
She is not replying
to any of my texts

361
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,709
about the marriage certificate.

362
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,587
Even the ones I sent
with that adorable memoji.

363
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:10,215
Telling you something is wrong.

364
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,175
That memoji slays.

365
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:17,097
Yeah, well, maybe she's
just using the sex toys we gave her

366
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,433
as thank you
for agreeing to be our officiant.

367
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,768
We gave her a fruit basket.

368
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,436
Exactly.

369
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,499
So why don't we just leave
the marriage certificate on her desk

370
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,941
and we can come back tomorrow?

371
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,069
Oh, my God.
What am I sitting in that...

372
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,030
What is that smell?

373
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:40,245
Oh. That is Adam's aftershave.

374
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:44,791
I knew it.
Been smelling that shit for centuries.

375
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,043
What? Adam was here.

376
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,337
- Why?
- Why?

377
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,464
Because he kidnapped our officiant

378
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,883
- to stop the wedding from happening.
- Now, come on.

379
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,176
He would go that far?

380
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,011
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he would.

381
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,763
He's not used to hearing no.

382
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,557
Especially from a woman, let alone two.

383
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,893
Oh, my God.

384
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,188
I can't believe you were married
to that bro-hole for so long.

385
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,272
What do you mean?

386
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,399
It wasn't like I had a lot of options.

387
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,486
We were, like, the only two humans
on Earth for a while.

388
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,739
And then we just got busy
with the kids, you know?

389
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,283
Cain's terrible-twos
were nothing to sneeze at.

390
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,911
Yeah, well, his twenty-thousands
weren't all that hot either.

391
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:26,333
It just took me some time to see Adam

392
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,709
for what he really was.

393
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,129
Then when I did,

394
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:36,385
I left his ass in the dust
and I found you, right?

395
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,637
And now he's kidnapped Linda.

396
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,724
You can't let him get to you.

397
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:47,646
All that stuff he said about Lilith,
that's...

398
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,189
You're nothing like her.

399
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,526
Yeah, not now.

400
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,110
But I will be.

401
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:58,448
I mean, everyone
becomes their mother eventually, right?

402
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,826
And-And how would you know anyway?

403
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,160
You've never met Lilith.

404
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:06,415
Well, I feel like I did.
He talked about her all the time.

405
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,293
- He did?
- Mm-hmm.

406
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,463
"Lilith this, Lilith that. Ooh-ooh."

407
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,966
Babe, babe, I think I know
how to get Linda back

408
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,151
but we've got to find him first.

409
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,469
Oh, trust me, we will.

410
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:22,764
Mr. I-named-all-the-animals
is not going to know what hit him.

411
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,516
Yeah. Yeah, he's got
a cell phone, right?

412
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,560
So we can call my guy,
he can triangulate...

413
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,312
Or, straight out of the Maze handbook,

414
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,150
the most efficient bounty hunter
doesn't find her perp...

415
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,403
- She makes the perp find her.
- That's right.

416
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,197
All we have to do is just bait him

417
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,907
with what he most wants.

418
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,077
Yeah, come on.

419
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:48,540
Amenadiel, hey.

420
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,666
Hey.

421
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,681
When you said you were coming back,
I didn't think you meant today.

422
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,379
I'm not here for work.

423
00:20:54,463 --> 00:21:00,135
I, actually, I wanted to, um,
ask you something, um, about...

424
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:01,677
Step over here.

425
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,141
I wanted to ask you about angels.

426
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,060
Um, their wings specifically.

427
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,936
What about them?

428
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,732
I know how Lucifer's wings change

429
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,859
according to how
he's feeling about himself.

430
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,652
So, is that a thing with all angels?

431
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,964
Well, it must be.
I mean, there's no reason to believe

432
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,199
that self-actualization
is the case for some,

433
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,408
but not for all.

434
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:28,121
I actually went through a little bit
of a wing thing myself, so...

435
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,289
Why do you ask?

436
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,878
Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings.

437
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,880
They're weapons, Amenadiel.

438
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,381
All angel wings can be.

439
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,801
It just depends how they're wielded.

440
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,553
Yeah, but they were metallic almost,

441
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,598
and each feather was like
its own precision blade.

442
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,390
Wow.

443
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,311
They sound awesome.

444
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,231
I wonder if Charlie's
would be that cool.

445
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,399
I mean, if he gets them.

446
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,986
- Doesn't matter either way, of course.
- Of course.

447
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:04,366
It's just, being a cop,
it isn't the safest job, you know?

448
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,952
I just... I wonder if...

449
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,871
Rory felt like she needed
to protect herself

450
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:12,249
because I-I couldn't.

451
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:17,254
Yeah, um, listen...

452
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,174
If what Sonya went through
is any indication

453
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,760
then changing the system won't be easy.

454
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,138
We won't just be
fighting criminals out there,

455
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,308
we'll be fighting
some of our co-workers in here.

456
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,189
I mean, it's one thing
to make myself a target,

457
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:40,110
but is it fair to put my
daughters through that?

458
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,321
Look, I, uh...

459
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,034
I can't tell you what to do, Chloe.

460
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:52,455
But I can say that you're lucky
that you have a choice at all.

461
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,292
So many people don't have
the option to just

462
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,210
walk away from this fight.

463
00:22:58,670 --> 00:22:59,713
You're right.

464
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:05,218
You're right.
If the place that I worked

465
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,721
almost my entire life
is part of the problem,

466
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,932
then the least I can do
is be a part of the solution.

467
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,894
Make the world a bit better for my kids.

468
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,813
Rory will have a wonderful childhood

469
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,150
because she has a wonderful mother.

470
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,077
<i>I'm glad you came to your senses.</i>

471
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,623
A doggie always comes back to its bone.

472
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,125
So glad you're here.

473
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,086
Hmm? 'Cause we could be together again?

474
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,590
'Cause you are going
to tell me where Linda is.

475
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:45,926
Sorry, babe.

476
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,636
No can do.

477
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,558
We'll see about that, babe.

478
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,312
What?

479
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:01,691
Is your little pet demon lying in wait
ready to take me down?

480
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,485
No.

481
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:06,363
Just little old me.

482
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:07,947
Oh.

483
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,580
And my rainbow colored belt.

484
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:30,428
Adam...

485
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,556
Lilith?

486
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,058
Hm.

487
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,144
Oh, Adam.

488
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,483
You never forget your first.

489
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,609
Am I right?

490
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:45,734
Yeah.

491
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,323
You aren't Lilith.

492
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:54,160
Oh. Close enough, though.

493
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,039
Her spitting image
in more ways than one.

494
00:24:58,957 --> 00:24:59,957
Hm?

495
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,294
Isn't this what you wanted all along?

496
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,172
No.

497
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,842
I got rid of Lilith.

498
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:12,470
Oh, oh, oh, you.

499
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,515
We both know how that really went down.

500
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,226
You had daddy send me away

501
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:22,230
because I rejected you.

502
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,693
I couldn't love
you the way you loved me.

503
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:27,986
Just not what I do.

504
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:33,283
So, God sent you a consolation prize.

505
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,370
Sweet, pliable Eve.

506
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,958
A play-thing for you
to have dominion over like the animals.

507
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,587
Look at her.

508
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:47,755
Go on.

509
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:49,715
Say it.

510
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,677
She could never fill my shoes.

511
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,723
She's not even a whole person.

512
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,476
Just a piece of you...

513
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:00,559
Okay, that's enough.

514
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,020
What are you doing?

515
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,985
I'm torturing him so we can find Linda.

516
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,154
Yeah, but who are you
really torturing here though?

517
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,197
Him or me?

518
00:26:12,198 --> 00:26:15,158
- You are just the button I'm pushing.
- Okay, well, stop pushing.

519
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:16,951
Use something else.

520
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,395
That's not how torture works, Eve.

521
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:19,745
Really?

522
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,916
This is what I do. Who I am.

523
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,142
You want demons at your wedding?

524
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,085
Well, this is what it looks like.

525
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,171
What? Too much for you?

526
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,549
Oh, right, well...

527
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,718
Guess that's a good thing

528
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,261
Adam showed up when he did, huh?

529
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,971
Now you've seen the real me.

530
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:40,683
You can leave my ass in the dust
before it's too late.

531
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,435
If you're... Why would I...

532
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:49,191
Adam?

533
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,359
Yes.

534
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,114
How did you find out about the wedding?

535
00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:57,951
Uh, I heard it from Saraqael,

536
00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:00,453
who heard it from Gabriel,

537
00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,873
who could have heard it from anybody

538
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:06,626
because it's actually the talk
of the town up in the Silver City.

539
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:10,630
And as you can imagine, it's not really
doing wonders for my rep.

540
00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:13,341
But that's, you know,
neither here nor there...

541
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,424
Maze!

542
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:15,843
What?

543
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,054
How did he find out?

544
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:22,140
Fine.

545
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,018
Yeah, it was me.

546
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:29,649
I sent the news hoping your
idiot ex would do something about it.

547
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:30,733
I'm the idiot?

548
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,027
Really?
Everyone knows it's Adam and Eve.

549
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,446
Not Eve and some rando demon.

550
00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:38,032
Why would you want him to find out?

551
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:39,325
Because I...

552
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,870
- Because what?
- Because I can't be a mother!

553
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,126
That's what this is all about?

554
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,794
The fact that I said

555
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:52,547
that you would be a good mom once?

556
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,350
Yeah, once was all it took
for me to realize

557
00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:56,342
you have no idea who you're marrying.

558
00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:59,971
I can't be a good mother, Eve.

559
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,892
I'll just end up like her.

560
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:08,271
What, we couldn't just talk about this
like a normal couple?

561
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,439
I'm not normal.

562
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,150
I don't do talking.

563
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,444
I needed you to see the real me.

564
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,237
What? What is the real you?

565
00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:19,866
What? An evil demon
that just ruins everything,

566
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,492
and this will never work out?

567
00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:22,576
I can't...

568
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,787
I can't do this anymore.

569
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:25,871
You can't do this?

570
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,500
Yeah, I can't be the only one
that believes in you.

571
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,961
I can't be the only one
that believes in us. I...

572
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:35,298
Of course, we don't have to have kids,

573
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,384
but if I'm the only one
who's willing to talk about it,

574
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:42,513
and-and change and compromise,
then...

575
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,183
then we shouldn't be together.

576
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,646
We, definitely,
should not be getting married.

577
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:54,858
Wait!

578
00:28:58,821 --> 00:28:59,821
What?

579
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,494
Well, uh, we still have to find Linda.

580
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,501
I'm sure you'll manage.

581
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:28,977
Oh, boy.

582
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,482
Maze.

583
00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:37,359
I got your text.

584
00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:39,562
What's the emergency?
I have a suit that needs fitting.

585
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:41,322
No, you don't.

586
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,616
I need you to stop me from killing him!

587
00:29:47,537 --> 00:29:48,537
Adam.

588
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:50,706
But...

589
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:52,851
I thought you were dead and buried,

590
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,711
dust you are,
and blah, blah, blah.

591
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,464
So what's he... doing here?

592
00:29:58,548 --> 00:29:59,674
And why have you...

593
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,175
Where's Eve?

594
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,388
Oh, Maze,

595
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,098
when it comes to self-sabotage,

596
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,558
I fear you've outdone me.

597
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:11,519
Does this mean
my best fiend's wedding is off?

598
00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:14,522
He kidnapped our officiant.

599
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:18,818
Where's Dr. Linda?

600
00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,987
- He isn't talking.
- Well...

601
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,757
the wedding's off,
he got what he wanted, didn't he?

602
00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:24,991
What are you really after?

603
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,201
Oh, you think I'm going
to tell you, huh?

604
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:31,122
Make it easy for the devil
who stole my wife twice.

605
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:34,250
Actually, fig leaf,
that's exactly what you're going to do.

606
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:35,917
Tell me.

607
00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:39,589
What is it you truly desire, Adam?

608
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,341
I...

609
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:46,637
I want to be a better man.

610
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:54,479
Uh, no, at first, I kidnapped the doctor
to sabotage the wedding,

611
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:57,857
yeah, but then she helped me realize

612
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,402
what I really need
is to deal with my issues.

613
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:02,570
What issues?

614
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,697
Well, when God first made me,
my role was clear,

615
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:05,782
name all the animals,

616
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,492
avoid certain fruit and be a man.

617
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:09,160
That meant be strong,
show no weakness,

618
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,643
and problem solve through violence.

619
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,957
But everything has changed
since women are no longer

620
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,418
an obedient piece of men.

621
00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:19,003
And dudes...

622
00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:21,214
Dudes can be vulnerable,

623
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:25,051
which is... which is scary.

624
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,095
And wolves,

625
00:31:27,178 --> 00:31:29,263
they've turned into,
like, 800 kinds of pets,

626
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:31,766
some with really dumb names,
by the way.

627
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:32,849
Poodle?

628
00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:36,312
I mean, that's why you don't let
amateurs do the jobs of professionals.

629
00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:41,317
Anyway, she said that my beliefs about

630
00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:43,569
what a man should be
are actually hurting me.

631
00:31:43,861 --> 00:31:45,696
Apparently
it's called toxic masculinity.

632
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,823
And it's, um...

633
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:49,575
it's pretty common.

634
00:31:52,537 --> 00:31:54,580
Good news is she can cure me.

635
00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:55,832
She's cool.

636
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,035
So, when I'm done with the treatment,
I'll let her go.

637
00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:00,461
So, you're asserting dominance
over a woman

638
00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:03,256
in order to learn how to stop
asserting dominance over women?

639
00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:06,092
Dude, you are beyond help.

640
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:08,344
- At least I'm trying.
- You call this trying?

641
00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:10,221
If you need therapy,
you call the office,

642
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:11,889
make an appointment and pay in cash,

643
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,891
or in kind if she's up for it.

644
00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:15,518
I mean, have some decency, man.

645
00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:17,561
Word, man.

646
00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:19,521
You're making me realize

647
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,650
I have not been going about this
in the most ideal way.

648
00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:24,819
Classic Adam.

649
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:26,446
Yeah, wokeness is hard.

650
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:28,156
I got to be better at it.

651
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:29,948
And I will.

652
00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:33,578
I swear, I didn't hurt the doctor.

653
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,501
- I can take you to her.
- Thank you.

654
00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:37,497
See?

655
00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,168
Even the most
primitive of men can evolve.

656
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:43,671
And even the most
badass of demons

657
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:44,754
can soften.

658
00:32:45,715 --> 00:32:48,176
Ooh, scary, but it's true, Maze.

659
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,634
Yeah.

660
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,889
Yeah, because I've come
such a long way from breaking hell,

661
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,432
inflicting pain...

662
00:32:56,726 --> 00:32:58,644
...and driving everyone away.

663
00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:03,357
All I know is the Mazikeen
I used to know

664
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:05,735
wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy.

665
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:15,828
After we find Linda,

666
00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:17,788
I'm gonna need your help with something.

667
00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:33,346
<i>I can't live</i>

668
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:36,891
<i>If living is without you</i>

669
00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:39,852
<i>I can't give</i>

670
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:44,106
<i>I can't give anymore</i>

671
00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,490
Dearie me.

672
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,409
They've run out of apples.

673
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,329
If you're here to speak for her, don't.

674
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:01,290
I am not here to speak for her.

675
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:04,376
Come.

676
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,420
Come on.

677
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:14,762
What kind of person
tries to wreck their own wedding?

678
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,932
The kind
who doesn't feel worthy of love?

679
00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:23,104
I thought
you weren't here to speak for her.

680
00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:24,188
I'm really not.

681
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:26,023
- But then I realized...
- Mm-hmm.

682
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,858
...I never gave you your
wedding present.

683
00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:29,985
Come on.

684
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,782
There's no wedding but I like presents.

685
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,370
<i>If living is without you</i>

686
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:43,249
<i>I can't give</i>

687
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,335
<i>I can't give anymore</i>

688
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:48,504
Uh, what am I looking at?

689
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:51,674
Demons from hell in freshly dead bodies.

690
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:55,720
Well, it's both something old
and something new

691
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:56,804
in something borrowed

692
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,180
with plenty of nasty blue bits.

693
00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,557
So I'd call that a grand slam.

694
00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:00,932
Wow!

695
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,143
Thank you?

696
00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:05,855
- Yup.
- Very thoughtful.

697
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,316
I asked him to do this.

698
00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:12,528
Whether there's a
wedding tomorrow or not,

699
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,490
I wanted my family to know

700
00:35:16,574 --> 00:35:18,159
that I'm proud of who I love.

701
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:22,538
I thought you had thousands of siblings.

702
00:35:24,332 --> 00:35:25,332
I do.

703
00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:27,835
Most of them turned her down.

704
00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:31,130
Fresh batch of white supremacists
to torture or family wedding.

705
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:32,672
Uh-huh.

706
00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:36,092
Sorry.

707
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:37,093
Don't be.

708
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,640
I, honestly, thought I'd be standing
outside your balcony alone.

709
00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:44,435
Must have been very hard to ask.

710
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:46,937
Yeah, but...

711
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:50,608
I realized that I was holding on
to some pretty old ideas

712
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,693
of what I thought demons
were supposed to be.

713
00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:56,739
Turns out some of us
are the happily ever after kind.

714
00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:01,369
I mean, Squee's favorite movie
is <i>Four Weddings and a Funeral,</i>

715
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,038
mainly for the funeral,
but still.

716
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:12,380
Well, it's very nice to meet you all.

717
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,172
Uh...

718
00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:19,553
How do you say, "I wish it was under
happier circumstances" in Lilim?

719
00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:31,065
Look, Eve, I...

720
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:33,943
I am so sorry.

721
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:36,904
I'm just terrified
of becoming my mother.

722
00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:40,950
And sometimes it's easier to act
as though I already have

723
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,785
instead of fighting,

724
00:36:43,494 --> 00:36:46,122
but I've-I've changed so much,

725
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,957
and I can keep on changing.

726
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,166
Can I ever be normal?

727
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,585
Probably not. But I can be better.

728
00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:56,257
And I promise if you give
us another shot,

729
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,593
I will never stop trying

730
00:36:59,677 --> 00:37:02,763
because I do believe in us.

731
00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:10,187
You know, when you try,

732
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,773
you're actually not half bad at talking.

733
00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,526
And for the record,

734
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:18,904
I never wanted you to be normal,
you know?

735
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:22,616
I just... I just want you to be you,

736
00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:25,494
whatever that is.

737
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,793
I'll call the caterer.

738
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,796
My best fiend's wedding is back on!

739
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,636
Oh, well done, you.

740
00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:43,887
I love you.

741
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,305
Thank you.

742
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:49,167
<i>This is what Lucifer does...</i>

743
00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,812
every damn time.

744
00:37:53,564 --> 00:37:54,857
He might still make it.

745
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,442
No, he won't.

746
00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:00,488
I can't believe I fell for it again.

747
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,803
- Hey.
- Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.

748
00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:25,554
I'm, uh, I'm saving this one.

749
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,556
Oh, okay.

750
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,975
Yeah. No, no problem.

751
00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:33,062
No problem.

752
00:38:33,813 --> 00:38:35,133
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey.

753
00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:37,690
Phew!

754
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,026
Thanks for looking out, man.

755
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:41,904
So, anyway, bill-to-head ratio,

756
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,614
that's the only sure-fire way

757
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,866
to tell downy from a hairy woodpecker.

758
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:48,118
I had no idea you were into birding.

759
00:38:48,953 --> 00:38:49,995
Yeah, I never was,

760
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:51,765
but that's the only book
I could find down there.

761
00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:52,998
There are books in hell?

762
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:54,541
That's nice.

763
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,666
Book.

764
00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:56,836
Singular.

765
00:38:56,919 --> 00:38:58,921
<i>Field Guide to the Birds
of North America.</i>

766
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,756
It sounds like
an interesting read, though.

767
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,759
Yeah, not so much
after the 10,000th time.

768
00:39:04,677 --> 00:39:06,720
But, you know,
nothing is really that interesting,

769
00:39:06,804 --> 00:39:07,804
- not even birding.
- We should...

770
00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:09,435
We should probably stop talking now.

771
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,309
Yeah, sure.

772
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,430
I'll just stand at the back.

773
00:39:14,937 --> 00:39:16,021
Get out of everybody's way.

774
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,112
You know, it's very pretty here,

775
00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:27,366
but is it just me, or does it smell
like a three-day-old crime scene to you?

776
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:30,703
Uh, well...

777
00:39:31,579 --> 00:39:36,041
Can you believe
they fertilized the plants last night?

778
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,418
Last night?

779
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,420
- It's terrible timing.
- Yeah, I know.

780
00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:41,714
I mean,
we actually can believe it

781
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:46,552
because, you know, that right there is
by far the most plausible explanation.

782
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:50,931
So, thanks, Amenadiel,
for clarifying that.

783
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:53,517
I mean,

784
00:39:53,601 --> 00:39:55,579
what did you think
that we were at something, like,

785
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:58,480
hell-monster wedding
attended by decaying zombies?

786
00:40:00,733 --> 00:40:02,651
Uh...

787
00:40:02,735 --> 00:40:04,695
Just going to keep this.

788
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:13,682
So, when are you two getting married?

789
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:16,182
Trixie...

790
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:18,806
- I don't think that, uh...
- Well, we haven't really discussed...

791
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,002
No. But we wouldn't...

792
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,045
...tying the knot.

793
00:40:22,046 --> 00:40:23,088
Uh, I'm kidding, guys.

794
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:24,965
I just wanted to see you squirm.

795
00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:26,842
- Oh.
- Oh, very good.

796
00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:29,053
- Hm.
- You little devil.

797
00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:35,976
Oh, don't worry, she'll show up.

798
00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:38,270
She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding.

799
00:40:38,354 --> 00:40:40,731
I'm not so sure,
she got her mum's stubbornness.

800
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:43,817
I mean determination.

801
00:40:44,318 --> 00:40:45,318
No.

802
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:50,699
Uh, there she is.

803
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,910
Rory! There's a seat here.

804
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,245
Rory.

805
00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:05,505
What happened?

806
00:41:06,048 --> 00:41:07,048
I don't know.

807
00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:32,992
Wow, Maze,

808
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:34,827
you're getting married.

809
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,538
I never thought we'd come here.

810
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:39,540
Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped?

811
00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:41,833
Uh...

812
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:43,501
Yep.

813
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:45,295
That's exactly why.

814
00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:20,664
Oh-ho-ho.

815
00:42:20,748 --> 00:42:24,043
Well, that's quite the upgrade
from the old fig leaves, huh?

816
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:26,879
Not that I ever had
any complaint about those.

817
00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:27,962
What are you doing here?

818
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,507
Linda said I should be supportive.

819
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,135
I want the best for you, Eve.

820
00:42:33,469 --> 00:42:34,845
I really do.

821
00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,388
You deserve to be happy.

822
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:42,936
Thanks.

823
00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:49,234
And also, I heard that you didn't have
anyone to walk you down the aisle.

824
00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:52,196
It would be my honor
if I could give you away.

825
00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:55,324
Adam, that is...

826
00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:57,576
It's very big of you.

827
00:42:58,077 --> 00:42:59,077
Thanks.

828
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,288
I might as well, right?

829
00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:03,665
It's like I'm giving away
a piece of myself.

830
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:09,088
Yeah.

831
00:43:10,214 --> 00:43:11,423
Yeah.

832
00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:16,095
Uh, I really appreciate that.

833
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:17,971
I do,

834
00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,599
but, uh, I think
I want to do this one on my own.

835
00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:22,893
So, thanks, but...

836
00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:26,355
I got this.

837
00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:29,024
<i>I could hold my breath, but</i>

838
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:34,029
<i>I could keep my head down</i>

839
00:43:34,113 --> 00:43:36,365
<i>I would not take the lemons</i>

840
00:43:36,448 --> 00:43:38,700
<i>I could live on the edge</i>

841
00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:42,121
<i>The edge with you</i>

842
00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:48,418
<i>And I would drive on the highway</i>

843
00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:50,963
<i>I will turn off my headlights</i>

844
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:53,090
<i>I will swallow the moment</i>

845
00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:55,259
<i>And it could just be all right</i>

846
00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:58,345
<i>Wherever where</i>

847
00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:02,349
<i>Where it will go, oh</i>

848
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:07,062
<i>Maybe in another</i>

849
00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:10,524
<i>Maybe in another life</i>

850
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,363
<i>Maybe in another</i>

851
00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:19,783
<i>Maybe in another life</i>

852
00:44:23,579 --> 00:44:26,290
<i>'Cause heaven won't help me</i>

853
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,500
<i>Devil won't take me</i>

854
00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:31,879
<i>Nothing feels better than you</i>

855
00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:35,799
<i>If angels won't save me</i>

856
00:44:35,883 --> 00:44:38,218
<i>Baby, just break me</i>

857
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:42,389
<i>'Cause nothing feels better than you</i>

858
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,641
<i>Yeah, you...</i>

859
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,102
Between heaven and hell,

860
00:44:47,186 --> 00:44:49,938
there's an imperfect place.

861
00:44:51,064 --> 00:44:54,067
Our place, here on Earth.

862
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:57,112
That's where these two women met.

863
00:44:57,196 --> 00:44:59,531
One who sees the best in people

864
00:44:59,907 --> 00:45:03,035
and one who can torture
the worst out of them.

865
00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:09,666
But these two women,
they understood each other.

866
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,879
And together they made
in this imperfect place,

867
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:18,300
something that might actually
be perfect.

868
00:45:19,343 --> 00:45:21,220
The brides have written their own vows.

869
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:22,463
Eve?

870
00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:26,974
Maze...

871
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:32,272
I know that at some point

872
00:45:33,065 --> 00:45:34,691
you became convinced

873
00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:38,862
that you were...
...unworthy of love.

874
00:45:39,947 --> 00:45:43,784
I look forward
to spending the rest of my life

875
00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:46,286
proving you wrong.

876
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:51,875
If recent events
are any indication...

877
00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:55,003
...then I am sure that

878
00:45:55,087 --> 00:45:58,757
there's going to be
a lot of bumps along the way.

879
00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:03,804
But as I stand here today,

880
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:09,309
in front of our family
and our friends,

881
00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:12,145
I promise you
that I will never...

882
00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:16,608
...ever give up on us... again.

883
00:46:19,736 --> 00:46:23,532
Because you, Mazikeen, are my soulmate.

884
00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:33,417
Eve... I, um...

885
00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,211
I...

886
00:46:36,295 --> 00:46:39,631
I just love you so fucking much.

887
00:46:39,715 --> 00:46:44,094
I just
love you so fucking much.

888
00:46:45,095 --> 00:46:46,930
Yeah!

889
00:46:51,143 --> 00:46:54,855
Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife.

890
00:46:57,816 --> 00:46:59,276
- We did it.
- We did it!

891
00:47:34,770 --> 00:47:36,480
Don't take it personally.

892
00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:39,691
Because Eve was created for you,

893
00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:42,235
it was important for her
to walk down the aisle

894
00:47:42,319 --> 00:47:44,863
as an individual person,

895
00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:48,825
just like it was important to Maze
who's been alone for so long

896
00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:50,535
to walk with someone.

897
00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:54,873
Oh. Wow!

898
00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:58,919
- You actually are a smart woman.
- Yeah.

899
00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:01,004
Drop the "actually."

900
00:48:02,714 --> 00:48:05,092
Yes, ma'am. I mean, Doctor.

901
00:48:05,634 --> 00:48:09,596
Hey, at least the chair situation
has been alleviated.

902
00:48:10,847 --> 00:48:12,641
Look, I know you're having a bad day.

903
00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:15,519
But just... Just try
and look at the silver lining.

904
00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:17,771
A bad day? A bad day.

905
00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:19,648
I'm a ghost, Amenadiel.

906
00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:23,318
Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese.

907
00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:25,522
- Mm-hmm.
- It tastes just like cheese,

908
00:48:25,987 --> 00:48:27,781
- except not at all.
- Mm-hmm.

909
00:48:28,281 --> 00:48:29,950
Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm.

910
00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:31,576
What's in this?

911
00:48:32,536 --> 00:48:35,789
But at least you're not in Hell, Dan.
You're here,

912
00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,999
watching your good friend get married.

913
00:48:41,294 --> 00:48:42,921
Well, I will admit,

914
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,550
grousing to you up here sure beats
reading about grouses down there.

915
00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:54,850
I take it back. This is way too hard.

916
00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:56,560
Not as hard as Hell, though, right?

917
00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:59,740
Being able to see my own daughter
and knowing that she can't see me,

918
00:48:59,813 --> 00:49:01,373
that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel.

919
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,359
And why are those
my only choices, anyway?

920
00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:06,643
I don't even know
why I went to Hell in the first place.

921
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:10,615
And I honestly can't think of anything
I feel guilty about anymore.

922
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:12,451
And what's worse? What's worse is,

923
00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:13,994
I'm friends with celestial beings

924
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:16,329
who's supposed to understand
how all this stuff works

925
00:49:16,413 --> 00:49:19,166
- and not even they can help.
- Dan, I'm sorry, I...

926
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:23,920
I wish we could, but the only one
who can get you out of this mess is you.

927
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:28,758
Now, you have got to try and figure out
what you're still feeling guilty about,

928
00:49:28,842 --> 00:49:30,677
and then face it, head-on.

929
00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:32,137
Great.

930
00:49:32,429 --> 00:49:34,931
Great. So, basically,
what you're telling me

931
00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:37,934
is that on top of everything else,
I'm on my own.

932
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,145
That's just peachy.

933
00:49:48,236 --> 00:49:49,654
'Fess up, T.

934
00:49:49,738 --> 00:49:51,198
You spiked the punch, didn't you?

935
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:52,823
Huh?

936
00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:56,036
Never mind.
I'm about four years too early.

937
00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:59,664
I'm Rory, uh,
Lucifer and Chloe's friend.

938
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:03,084
Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend.

939
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,588
I thought Lucifer
was Maze's best friend.

940
00:50:06,838 --> 00:50:10,050
No way. I love Lucifer, but no way.

941
00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:12,427
You love him, huh?

942
00:50:13,929 --> 00:50:14,971
Why?

943
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:20,060
'Cause he's funny and weird
and really bad at board games.

944
00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:22,270
Lucifer plays board games?

945
00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:24,773
At least once a week. On game night.

946
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:27,108
You guys
have a game night? You...

947
00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:29,152
never told me that.

948
00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:32,030
What do you mean?

949
00:50:32,656 --> 00:50:34,157
I just met you.

950
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,911
Why does it... Who are you again?

951
00:50:41,915 --> 00:50:42,915
Nobody.

952
00:50:45,669 --> 00:50:48,380
Hey. All right, so, the babysitter's
gonna take Trixie home.

953
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:49,732
You want to hit the dance floor?

954
00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:51,091
I thought you'd never ask.

955
00:50:51,591 --> 00:50:53,593
Oh, and, by the way, we need to talk.

956
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,054
Four most terrifying words
in the English language.

957
00:50:56,137 --> 00:50:58,139
No, it's nothing bad. It's just...

958
00:50:58,223 --> 00:50:59,408
We need to figure something out.

959
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:01,768
But now, right now, we dance.

960
00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:10,735
- I... I'll be right back.
- Mm-hmm.

961
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,840
You're not leaving right now, are you?

962
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:16,741
Maze is only on her
third tequila bottle.

963
00:51:17,617 --> 00:51:19,077
That's what you have to say to me?

964
00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:22,247
I waited. You never showed up.

965
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:24,541
Waited? Where? Showed up at what?

966
00:51:27,836 --> 00:51:30,672
Oh, you went to the tailor?

967
00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:34,134
Oh, you went to the tailor.

968
00:51:34,968 --> 00:51:37,053
Uh, Rory, I'm so sorry.

969
00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:38,179
Maze needed my help.

970
00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:41,141
And you went running,
like you always do for everyone else.

971
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:43,935
There's always gonna be
someone or something

972
00:51:44,019 --> 00:51:46,062
- that you choose over me as...
- In my defense,

973
00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:47,689
you did say you weren't going.

974
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:50,191
What...
And you said you'd be there. I...

975
00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:51,985
I can't believe
I let myself think that...

976
00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:53,612
Rory. Rory.

977
00:51:53,695 --> 00:51:56,072
This is not the time
or the place right now.

978
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:57,157
Right...

979
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,993
Sure. Why don't we talk about it
over game night?

980
00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:02,621
Oh, wait. That's something
you only do with Trixie,

981
00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:04,164
who is not even his real daughter.

982
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:05,349
- Rory!
- I do not believe this.

983
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:06,875
You guys, come over here.

984
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:09,336
Game night happened twice.

985
00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:36,863
- Ella!
- Aah! Oh, God!

986
00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:38,990
Oh, God! I... So...

987
00:52:39,074 --> 00:52:41,034
It's okay. It's okay. Wait, hey, hey.

988
00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,744
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

989
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:46,581
No, I... totes.
Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

990
00:52:46,665 --> 00:52:47,916
Hey, hey.

991
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,126
- Oh, my gosh.
- You sure you're okay?

992
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:51,544
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right.

993
00:52:51,628 --> 00:52:53,213
- I'm so sorry.
- I'll be right back.

994
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,422
Uh...

995
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,610
- I don't even like <i>Monopoly,</i> anyways.
- Please.

996
00:52:57,634 --> 00:52:58,802
Rory, I know you're upset

997
00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:01,513
but I'm sure your father
has a perfectly reasonable explanation.

998
00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:02,681
I do. Thank you.

999
00:53:02,764 --> 00:53:05,475
Maze was about to kill the first man

1000
00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:07,477
who she used to scare
the first woman away.

1001
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,230
So I had to go and nab
some bride-soothing demons,

1002
00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:12,232
AKA half the guest list.

1003
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:14,943
Maybe not perfectly normal, but...

1004
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:17,046
But you're always going to find
a reason to defend him.

1005
00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:18,071
Why, Mom?

1006
00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:19,906
He doesn't deserve it.

1007
00:53:20,782 --> 00:53:22,909
You wanted a glimpse into your future.
How's this?

1008
00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:26,996
That something big I was going through
when I accidentally time jumped,

1009
00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:29,416
it was you dying.

1010
00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:32,001
In the future I come from,

1011
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:35,255
you're on your deathbed
and he's not there.

1012
00:53:36,297 --> 00:53:38,049
I die in 20 years?

1013
00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:42,679
No. Mom, I'm older than I look.
Half-angel and all that.

1014
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:44,889
But that's not the point. The point is,

1015
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:48,810
he's not there,
even for something that important.

1016
00:53:49,144 --> 00:53:50,437
He's never there.

1017
00:53:51,688 --> 00:53:53,815
That can't be. I...

1018
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,043
Wait, give me the microphone.

1019
00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:59,237
Cut the music! Cut the music!

1020
00:53:59,446 --> 00:54:01,281
Hold on, I have something to say.

1021
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:07,162
No, I am not okay.

1022
00:54:08,163 --> 00:54:10,707
I have been trying to
keep it together for Maze and Eve,

1023
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:12,709
but I can't take it anymore.

1024
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:16,921
I have to say something
because I know the truth.

1025
00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:22,051
I know that Lucifer is the actual devil.

1026
00:54:22,135 --> 00:54:25,680
Not like the most method actor ever.

1027
00:54:26,139 --> 00:54:30,268
And Amenadiel is an angel.

1028
00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:32,729
Which makes Charlie half-angel.

1029
00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:36,232
So you know...

1030
00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:40,945
Oh, Maze. Maze is a demon.

1031
00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:44,908
And Eve is, well, Eve.

1032
00:54:45,825 --> 00:54:48,745
Oh, I guess the first woman.

1033
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,582
Oh, oh, oh, and, and, and...

1034
00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:54,751
Apparently, zombies are real.

1035
00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:56,896
Well, technically, they're not zombies,
Miss Lopez, they're...

1036
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,546
- Not now, Lucifer.
- They're demons.

1037
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:02,550
Ella, I understand
how hard this is to process.

1038
00:55:02,634 --> 00:55:03,968
No, no, this isn't.

1039
00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:07,639
This isn't hard to process at all.

1040
00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:12,310
I believe in all this stuff already,

1041
00:55:13,144 --> 00:55:16,689
but what I can't believe...

1042
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:20,735
...is that you all kept it from me.

1043
00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:24,614
It just absolutely breaks my heart

1044
00:55:25,448 --> 00:55:27,700
that you think so very little of me.

1045
00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:30,286
And I get it.

1046
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:35,083
I get it, I get it, I get it.
I'm just regular old Ella.

1047
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:38,044
I mean, how much help can I be
in "stopping the end of the world"?

1048
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:39,814
- Whoa!
- Still, you guys could have at least...

1049
00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:40,838
Back up.

1050
00:55:41,756 --> 00:55:43,356
What do you mean "the end of the world"?

1051
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:46,052
I thought you told me
that was all inside your head.

1052
00:55:46,135 --> 00:55:50,348
I lied, because I figured you were
just trying to throw me off the scent.

1053
00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:54,853
Uh. Brother?

1054
00:55:57,856 --> 00:56:00,358
Wait, are you guys telling me that

1055
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,319
you don't know the world is ending?

1056
00:56:10,118 --> 00:56:11,119
Uh-oh.

1057
00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:13,746
That can't be good.

1058
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:18,084
Whew!

1059
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:21,170
Crisis averted, babe. See?
Got all cleaned up before it set.

1060
00:56:22,297 --> 00:56:23,339
So...

1061
00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:27,468
What'd I miss?

