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While my sister and I
are twins, we've always
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been different. By the age of two,
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I was reading books.
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Missy was content to eat them.
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By five, I had a healthy appreciation
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for a well-organized work space.
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My sister, less so.
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Which is not to say
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she doesn't have qualities I admire.
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Get it! Get it!
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It's just a spider. Calm down.
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It's got eight legs and fangs.
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I see no reason to be calm.
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Did you kill it?
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- Yup.
- Are you sure?
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You tell me.
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The bond between twins is
an incredibly close one,
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which is why I moved
1,500 miles to California
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the first chance I got.
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Hey.
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- Hello.
- You got a minute?
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John has something he
wants to talk to you about.
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I brought you kolaches.
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Ooh, yummy.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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So, what's up?
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You comin' to me to ask for
Connie's hand in marriage?
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No.
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But if that were to come to pass,
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are you authorized to bless the union?
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He was joking.
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Oh.
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- Tell him.
- Okay.
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So, some colleagues of mine
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at the university are doing
a research study on twins.
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I told them about
Sheldon and his sister,
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and they were most intrigued.
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Uh, what kind of study?
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It's a longitudinal investigation
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of environmental and genetic factors
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in the development of
cognitive and other capacities
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in pairs of fraternal
and identical twins.
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You asked.
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Well, geez, I don't... I don't know
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if I want some scientists
pokin' and proddin' the kids.
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Oh, but they wouldn't
be poked and prodded.
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They just have to, you
know, answer some questions.
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And maybe some puzzles and tests.
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That's not too bad. Where is it?
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Houston. Oh, it just got bad.
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That's... that's a long drive.
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It does pay $50 an hour
plus gas and expenses.
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Really?
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I told you to start with that.
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Oh.
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No. See, Mary, that's the best part...
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There's no pokin' and proddin'. Plus,
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you know how much Sheldon
loves puzzles and tests.
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I'm not sure.
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Think about the money.
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50 bucks an hour, four
or five hours a week.
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That-That's more than our mortgage.
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I know, I know.
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But Sheldon's already self-conscious
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about being different from other kids.
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I worry how this might affect him.
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You're being too
protective. He's a rock.
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A rock?
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Are we raising the same child?
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And what about Missy?
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Aren't these tests
gonna make her feel bad
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that she's not as smart as Sheldon?
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I'm not as smart as Sheldon.
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Doesn't make me feel bad.
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And we could put the money aside
for their college education.
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That's a good point.
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It's a great point.
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I don't have to tell
you, times are changing.
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Kids are pitching in.
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Like that Webster kid on TV...
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He's making buckets of
money for his parents.
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Well...
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I suppose we could give it a try.
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There you go. I'll call Sturgis,
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tell him we're in.
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Baby, I'm getting a fishing boat.
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So, Sheldon, Missy, we
got some exciting news.
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- Georgie took a bath?
- No.
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And how come I don't get exciting news?
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This isn't about you.
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But after dinner, why
don't you go rinse off?
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So, what's up?
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Well, a couple of
scientists at the college
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where Dr. Sturgis teaches are doing
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a research study on twins.
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They want to meet you guys,
ask you some questions.
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Oh, boy, a research study.
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Will they give us written tests?
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- Yeah, I think so.
- Oh, boy.
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Now, you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.
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It's purely volunteer.
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I don't want to do it.
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- Why not?
- They probably just want to find out
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why you're so smart
and I'm just average.
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Average? That's a little generous.
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Why don't they want to test me?
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- Georgie, not now.
- 'Cause I'm available.
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Listen, why don't we just
go there this Saturday
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and give it a try?
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And if you don't like it,
we don't have to do it again.
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Or they'll love it,
and they'll do it till
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they're 18, 19 years old.
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I already love it.
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My man. Missy?
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I believe there might be
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a Dairy Queen on the way there.
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Can I get an Oreo Blizzard?
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You know what I think?
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I think you're smarter than him.
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Dr. Thorpe and Dr. Pilson,
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here are your research volunteers,
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Sheldon and Missy.
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So nice to meet you.
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Thank you for
participating in our study.
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Always happy to help advance
our understanding of me.
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I'm just in it for the Dairy Queen.
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All right.
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Um, if you two wouldn't
mind waiting here,
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we'd like to start by talking
to your mom, dad, and grandma.
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Why?
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Jut to get some background information
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on the both of you.
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Smart. Ask how old I was when
I completed potty training.
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You won't believe it.
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I'll do that.
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Will you keep an eye on 'em?
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Well, I'll try, but
if they start running,
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you may never see them again.
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Shall we?
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We are on the clock, right?
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- George.
- Hmm?
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Boy, this brings back some memories.
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- How come?
- Well, when I was your age,
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I was also taken to a university
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to be studied.
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Because they thought
you were really smart?
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Because they thought I
was clinically insane.
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And it wasn't just me.
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Did you know that when Albert Einstein
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was a little boy, his parents worried
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there was something wrong with him?
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Because he couldn't comb his hair?
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No, that was a choice
he made later in life.
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When he was young,
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he wanted nothing to
do with other children,
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and would often have
extreme temper tantrums.
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He sounds like you.
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I know. Isn't it great?
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Well, to be perfectly honest,
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Sheldon has always avoided
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children his own age.
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Tell 'em about temper tantrums.
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They're not temper tantrums,
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he just has strong opinions.
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Yeah,
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like when you yell and stomp your feet,
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and slam the door off its hinge.
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They're scientists. You can't trick 'em.
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And, as for Missy,
she's just the opposite.
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Loves to be around
people and other kids.
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Makes friends easy.
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Does she have temper tantrums as well?
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Nope. She's very even-keeled.
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Except for when she's eating.
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You put your hand near her face
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when she's working on a lamb chop,
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she will bite off a finger.
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Our daughter doesn't bite.
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Right here, Thanksgiving, 1986.
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Was there anything unusual
about your pregnancy?
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- No, not that I remember.
- Really?
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You cried for, like, seven months.
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Those were tears of joy.
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What about all those
times you punched me?
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Punches of joy.
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You're not gonna get much
out of Fred and Wilma here.
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Why don't you just get
crackin' on the kids?
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Okay, Sheldon, this first
battery of tests measures
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basic problem-solving abilities.
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Is the Kaufman test or the
Wechsler Intelligence Scale?
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Are you familiar with those?
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It's embarrassing, but I
enjoy a little light reading
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in the bathroom.
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Okay. Are you ready?
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- Will I be timed?
- Yes.
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Fantastic.
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Okay, Missy,
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the first thing we're gonna do is test
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your problem-solving ability.
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- Okay.
- You ready?
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I just have one question.
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What's that?
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Do you always wear your hair up?
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Uh, well, usually at work, yes.
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I bet it looks cute down.
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Thank you. Okay,
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you're all set.
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Is that camera gonna be on?
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Yes.
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Can you move it over to that side?
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Why?
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If I've learned one thing
from school picture day,
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it's that I look better from that side.
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Sure, I'll move it.
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Okay...
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And bring it a little closer.
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How's that?
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- Great.
- Okay.
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- Whenever you're ready.
- Wait.
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Do I have any Oreos in my teeth?
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No.
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- Ready to start?
- One last thing.
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Did you ever think of wearing
that white coat with a belt?
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- No.
- You should.
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'Cause you have a very nice figure,
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and it's lost in there.
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Hey, check this out.
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Did you see Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?
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- No.
- You should.
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'Cause there's a lot of
good science stuff in it.
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Kudos on the question
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"Which train gets to St. Louis first?"
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Hmm.
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I have to tell you something.
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Why don't you finish the test first.
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This can't wait.
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The other doctor's got a crush on you.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Oh, um...
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I don't... I don't think so.
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Let's get back to the test.
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Okay.
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Why? What did you see?
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When you're not looking,
he stares at your tushy.
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Really?
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Imagine if you wore the belt.
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Clever girl.
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That would accentuate her buttocks.
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I can't watch. Switch
it back to Sheldon.
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Hot dog, syllogisms.
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If all squares are parallelograms,
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and all squares are rectangles,
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then some parallelograms are rectangles.
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Who was this test made for, children?
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I'm bored. Turn it back to Missy.
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Go ahead.
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This question about a
train going to "S-T" Louis
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makes no sense.
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It's okay to guess.
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Take your time, baby.
The meter's running.
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Well, thank you all very much.
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This was a great start.
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Thank you. Did you have fun?
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I got to take a test on
a Saturday, heck yeah!
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He's like a young version of
me, but without corrective shoes.
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Missy, what'd you think?
268
00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:38,590
The tests were just okay,
269
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,960
but I like Sandra.
270
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:43,700
Well, thank you, Missy. I like you, too.
271
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,230
All right,
272
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,200
we'll see y'all next Saturday.
273
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,810
You bet we will.
274
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,120
Good God, George, have a little dignity.
275
00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:57,080
Hm.
276
00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:01,020
Are you doing something
different with your hair?
277
00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:04,920
No, uh, why?
278
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:08,190
No reason, just looks nice.
279
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,730
Oh! Thank you.
280
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,600
Um, uh, what do you
think about maybe stopping
281
00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:17,180
for a drink after, to
discuss the test results?
282
00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,520
I would like that.
283
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,420
Oh, yeah.
284
00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,950
Get down.
285
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,720
- We're home.
- Hey.
286
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,350
- What you watching?
- Soul Train.
287
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,090
I like trains.
288
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,160
It's not that kind of train, dummy.
289
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,230
Well that seems like false advertising.
290
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,330
Ooh, you sexy little thing.
291
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,080
George!
292
00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,310
Oh.
293
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,840
I do not like what this
study is doing to Sheldon.
294
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:05,980
What're you talking
about? He had a great time.
295
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,610
All the way home all he could talk about
296
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:10,810
is how that doctor thought he
was so smart. It's not healthy.
297
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,480
Would it make you feel any better
298
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,110
if I told you how much
money we made today?
299
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,290
No, it would not.
300
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,720
$300.
301
00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:18,300
- Really?
- Cash.
302
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,000
Okay, well, still, I...
303
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,590
I'm not interested in
profiting off my children.
304
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,640
You see, honey, that's where
you and I are very different.
305
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,150
Boats.
306
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,990
Sheldon, what do you think
307
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,420
is happening in this picture?
308
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,420
Easy. There are four
chimpanzees in a living room.
309
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,690
Okay, but what can you
tell me about them?
310
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,060
They're not behaving like chimpanzees.
311
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,160
Anything else?
312
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,900
Chimpanzees don't drink tea.
313
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,470
Is that it?
314
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,230
Well, I suppose it might be coffee,
315
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,900
but they don't drink that either.
316
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:06,130
Anything interesting
about their body language?
317
00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,110
No.
318
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,220
I think they found his kryptonite.
319
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,750
Missy,
320
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,890
what do you think is
happening in this picture?
321
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,050
The girl monkey on the couch
322
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,590
is telling the guy monkey a secret.
323
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,360
Must be something juicy,
'cause he's smiling.
324
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,690
Anything else?
325
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,930
It might be dirty,
326
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,430
'cause this girl monkey is sending
327
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,960
the kid monkey out of the room.
328
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:32,530
He doesn't want to go. He looks sad.
329
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,630
Is that all?
330
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,690
The monkeys on the
couch are drinking tea,
331
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,100
so it's a tea party.
332
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,650
Okay, very good. Let's
look at another picture.
333
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,780
I'm not done. The monkey in the painting
334
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,080
is wearing an old lady hat,
335
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,080
so she's probably a meemaw monkey.
336
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,990
She's not at the party,
337
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,990
so she must be bowling or dead.
338
00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:56,090
Well, Missy won that round.
339
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,700
It's actually not a contest, George.
340
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,720
This is Texas. Everything's a contest.
341
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,100
A woman in a doorway.
342
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,600
Anything else?
343
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,770
She's holding her head with her hand.
344
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,670
And what do you think that means?
345
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,300
Um...
346
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:13,170
Wouldn't you rather ask me
about trains going to St. Louis?
347
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:16,410
Good gravy, she's sad, Sheldon, come on.
348
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,740
Oh, she's very upset.
349
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,810
I don't know why.
350
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,800
Oh! Maybe she wasn't invited
351
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,620
to the tea party at the monkey house.
352
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,550
Also, she's wearing
a belt, like you are.
353
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,360
Nice going. Very cute.
354
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,930
And I'm loving the hair.
355
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,760
Yeah.
356
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:39,560
A lion sitting in a
chair, holding a pipe.
357
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:40,860
Good.
358
00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:42,700
But what do you think is on his mind?
359
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,750
How should I know? Maybe he's wondering
360
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,470
why he's posing for a silly picture
361
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,080
instead of eating a gazelle.
362
00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,840
Anything else?
363
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:52,880
What exactly are we doing here?
364
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,380
I thought the purpose of this study
365
00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:56,350
was to find out how smart I am.
366
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,900
That's what we're doing,
367
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,310
but there are different
kinds of intelligence.
368
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,960
Poppycock!
369
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,530
There's only one kind of intelligence...
370
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,890
George, Sheldon's getting upset.
371
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,130
I don't like it.
372
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,900
All right, I'll just
change it back to Missy.
373
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,560
You are an insightful young lady.
374
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,840
I don't know what that
means, but thank you.
375
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,740
It means perceptive.
376
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,000
You see things most people miss.
377
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,370
My name is Missy... go figure.
378
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,580
Have you always been that way?
379
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,410
I guess so. I think when
you're on your own a lot,
380
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,480
you get good at seeing
that kind of stuff.
381
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,580
- Really?
- My dad
382
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:31,450
does football with my older brother,
383
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:34,420
so they're like a team.
384
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:37,890
And my mom and meemaw spend all
their time fussing over Sheldon,
385
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,730
so they're like a team, too.
386
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,150
So no one's on your team?
387
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,400
Nope.
388
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,930
It's just me.
389
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,470
Oh, Lord.
390
00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:50,440
Hey, what's up with
you and Dr. Pillsbury?
391
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,940
Dr. Pilson?
392
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:55,880
I don't know what you're talking about.
393
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,240
Oh.
394
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,280
You can't say 'cause we're on camera.
395
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,920
Insightful.
396
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,760
A little late for me to start cooking.
397
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,090
- Why don't we stop somewhere for dinner.
- Really?
398
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,630
The five of us? That's kind of pricey.
399
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,870
Would you rather buy a fishing boat?
400
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,430
You're a blabbermouth, you know that?
401
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,300
Missy, we're gonna eat in a restaurant.
402
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,610
Where would you like to go?
403
00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,030
I get to pick?
404
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,260
Why don't I get to pick?
405
00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,790
Because your sister's getting to pick.
406
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,490
It's not just about you in this house.
407
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,080
What do you think, baby?
408
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,850
I pick...
409
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,850
Red Lobster.
410
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,690
You got it.
411
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,520
Damn.
412
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:45,230
There goes our per diem.
413
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,030
George, you got a minute?
414
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,890
- What's up?
- Not you, him.
415
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,390
What?
416
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,020
Sheldon told me that we get
paid to go to that college
417
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,560
and answer their questions.
418
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,290
Yeah, so?
419
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,630
I want to know how much we're making.
420
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,560
Why?
421
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,130
'Cause I want my fair share.
422
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,530
Is that so?
423
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,870
What do you think your fair share is?
424
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,070
Half.
425
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,210
Hm, guess that sounds right.
426
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,810
So how much are we making?
427
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:23,720
$7.50 a week.
428
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,810
- Really?
- Really.
429
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,980
Well, I want half that.
430
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:29,220
Which is?
431
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,460
Hang on.
432
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,420
Sheldon!
433
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,420
Can we put on Soul Train?
434
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,720
Why?
435
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,270
There's a girl on there
I kind of want to marry.
436
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:50,390
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