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Previously on This Is Us...
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- Toby!
- What? What?
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I know how difficult this is.
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The good news is that you got pregnant,
which means you can try again
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in as soon as in four weeks.
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Thank you for doing this wedding, Lady.
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Any family of yours is mine, right?
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- I liked your toast.
- Thank you.
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[LAUGHS]
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Sorry it's the couch for tonight.
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Good night, Deja.
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Good night.
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SHAUNA: I got to go.
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And I can't take her with me.
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You're not just
my great love story, Rebecca.
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You were my big break.
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And our love story...
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I know it may not feel like it
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right now, but I promise you,
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it's just getting started.
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("TREETOP FLYER"
BY STEPHEN STILLS PLAYING)
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(EXHALES)
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♪ I could be a rambler ♪
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♪ From the seven dials ♪
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♪ I don't pay taxes ♪
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♪ I never file ♪
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MAN: Yeah, Ma.
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I-I'll just rent a car at the
airport tonight, drive to you.
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I make lasagna, ah? Your favorite.
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Right now I got nerves so bad,
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I-I can't even think about eating.
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Don't have nerves. You will be great.
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Dad and the boys excited about today?
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Your father, your brothers, everybody,
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so very excited about today.
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What about you, Ma?
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I just cook. You know this.
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Ma, I'm going out with Michael.
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Don't get pregnant, ah?
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(KIDS LAUGH)
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- Tobe?
- Mmm.
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Let's make a baby.
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I'm your huckleberry.
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♪
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♪ I could be a rambler ♪
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♪ From the seven dials ♪
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♪ Don't pay taxes ♪
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♪ I never file ♪
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♪ I don't do business ♪
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♪ That don't make me smile... ♪
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So the pregnancy was a fluke.
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No, no. But it's good
we're looking into this now.
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The tests show you have PCOS.
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It could be linked to your weight
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and causing fertility problems.
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I'd also like to have you checked, Toby.
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♪ I love my aeroplane ♪
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♪ She got style ♪
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♪ Treetop flyer ♪
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ Born survivor ♪
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(VOCALIZING)
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Deja... what is this?
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What did you do?
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I'm sorry.
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We've been working through a lot
this summer since your mom left.
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Those feelings don't just
go away overnight.
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Whew! Wearing out my running shoes
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keeping up with you, girl.
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JUDGE: Ms. Andrews,
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do you understand that you are
voluntarily giving up
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all of your rights as a parent
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- and that this decision is permanent?
- Yes.
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And the father was given notice
of today's hearing.
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No objection there.
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He's not gonna object.
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He made it clear he wants no part.
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ Born survivor... ♪
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So I say to her, "Babe, I can't tonight.
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You know my rule:
no hanky-panky before work."
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♪
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Oh, God, I can't.
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Beth would kill me.
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ Born survivor ♪
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Beth doesn't need to know everything.
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(VOCALIZING)
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- Oh.
- She scores!
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- The crowd goes crazy!
- (PHONE CHIMES)
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♪
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- What's up?
- (GASPS) Nothing.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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The pro football playoffs began today,
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and the American Football
Conference Pittsburgh
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defeated Oakland by the score
of 13 to seven.
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The game ended
in very remarkable fashion...
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I've never seen a game end like that.
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Crazy. Just crazy.
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♪
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I love this song.
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♪ I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ♪
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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪
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♪ Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ♪
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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪
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Hey, look at this guy.
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- He's done for.
- (LAUGHS)
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♪ Lose my plow and lose my land ♪
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♪ Oh, if I ever lose my hands ♪
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(VOCALIZING)
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My mother says that at a certain point
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I have to get realistic about my life.
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But I just... I don't know
if I agree with that.
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You know what I mean?
Because I'm a singer.
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(WHISPERING): Wow, I said that
out loud, that I'm a singer.
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I'm a singer. (LAUGHS)
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I have been sending my demo off,
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and I have this dream of signing with
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Reprise Records out in Los Angeles.
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They're the ones who put out
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- the last Joni Mitchell album, Blue.
- Oh...
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I'm sorry, I feel like
I'm talking too much.
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Am I talking too much?
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'Cause I feel like I'm talking too much.
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Please tell me something about you.
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Uh... well... my name's Jack.
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, that's a good place
to start, Jack.
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Do you...
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Do you maybe want to get out of here?
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I don't mean that
the way that it sounded.
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- I just...
- Yeah.
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- The food here is terrible.
- No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no,
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- let's get out of here.
- Okay, great.
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I'm gonna go get my jacket.
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All right.
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- I'll meet you outside.
- Okay.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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Jesus, what the hell happened, man?
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I met the girl.
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You met a girl while...
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No, no, no, no. The girl.
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Hey, h-how much money you got?
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None. Which is why
we're here in the first place.
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Hurry up. How much money you got on you?
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All right, I got...
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I got four bucks.
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Four bucks? Okay. I-I got five.
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Nine bucks to show my dream
girl the night of her life.
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Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
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♪
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I didn't get him anything.
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Please. You're a kid.
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Just paint some macaroni,
throw it on a piece of string,
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and call it a day. (LAUGHS)
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- Mm-mm.
- Aw, damn.
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I wanted to surprise you
with breakfast in bed.
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Happy birthday, baby. Mmm.
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- Thank you.
- Mmm.
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I just finished working out.
Sorry, I stink.
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- I love your stink.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh... oh...
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Damn.
- Hey, I warned you.
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Oh, you did.
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Yo, it's a good thing Zoe's staying here
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while she's making her documentary.
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Otherwise, Deja might never smile again.
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You really want to have
the talk with her today?
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Can't keep avoiding it.
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Plus, I got a plan.
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I can connect with her on this.
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Oh, hon, uh, don't shoot,
I'm just the messenger,
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but Kevin has requested
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a gluten-free birthday cake tonight.
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Kevin's coming tonight?
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It's cool. It's cool.
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Now I'm sure of it.
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Your brother and my cousin
are knockin' boots.
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What you talking about, Beth?
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It's an expression from the '90s.
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It means that they are having sex.
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I'm familiar with the expression, woman.
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I'm just asking why are you so positive?
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- Because I know.
- But you don't.
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- You need to talk to him.
- And say what?
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Tell him to "get the hell
off of Beth's cousin
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before I kill you in the face."
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I will say no such thing,
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especially when we have
no evidence to prove it.
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And I need you to swear that
you won't say anything tonight.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey-hey-hey, it is my birthday.
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And I need you to swear to it on Oprah.
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- I'm not doing that.
- Beth.
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Fine. I will swear on Oprah.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Deja, come on, let's take a ride.
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Even Gayle let Oprah down sometimes.
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Heard it was your birthday.
What are you turning?
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Oh, yeah, I'm turning
30-none-of-your-business.
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That's how old I'm turning. Thank you.
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Few of my colleagues screened
the movie last night.
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They were raving about it.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Oh, man, I hope so.
I haven't seen it yet.
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You know, truth be told,
I'm, uh, scared to see it.
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I'm just gonna wait
till the premiere next week.
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I'm gonna watch it then
and just rip the Band-Aid off.
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(PHONE VIBRATING)
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- Do you mind if I...?
- Sure. Go ahead.
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- Is that okay? I'll be right back. Okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey. So, what am I, just an
afternoon booty call to you?
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Because that would be amazing.
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You can't come
to your birthday party tonight.
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- Oh, um...
- (SCOFFS)
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If she sees us together,
Beth is gonna figure it out.
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She's already been sniffing things out.
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She is like a secret bloodhound.
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Meaning she sniffs out secrets
like a bloodhound,
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or she's actually secretly a bloodhound?
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- You have to cancel.
- I'm not canceling.
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This is my birthday party, okay?
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I'm not canceling... you cancel.
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Okay. No touching,
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no flirting, and, um,
don't do that thing
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where you half smile,
'cause automatically,
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it makes me full smile, and she'll see.
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Fine. But you know what?
You can't dress all crazy, okay?
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Because for some reason, the
more you dress like Mia Farrow,
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the hotter I get.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Oh, and you know what?
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Don't talk about your weird documentary.
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Okay? Because it makes
you sound really smart,
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and when you sound really smart,
I half smile,
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and when I half smile,
it makes you full smile.
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You hung up on "fine," didn't you?
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Yeah, you did. Hung up on "fine."
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Fine.
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(MUTTERING): "In vitro fertilization..."
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(WHISPERING): Stop with the notebook.
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I am writing down key words
so I can remember stuff.
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As you can see, I have
polycystic ovary syndrome.
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- And Toby...
- Yeah.
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I-I have sperm, just not a lot of them.
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You know, and none of them are
breaking 40-yard dash records
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at the NFL Combine,
if you know what I'm saying.
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You've been on the
antidepressant how long?
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Uh, six years.
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Well, it's possible
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they're causing
the decreased sperm count.
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Uh, it's also possible
that they're preventing me
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from crying all the time, so...
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00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:30,783
(TOBY LAUGHS)
257
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,140
(CLEARS THROAT)
258
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:36,289
Look, Doc, this is why we're
here, okay? To start IVF.
259
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,492
You are the best and Kate is the best
260
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,656
and I am the best.
261
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,460
- (GIGGLES)
- So...
262
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,914
Um, it's my 38th birthday,
263
00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:51,820
and sometimes, I swear, I can
hear the clock just ticking.
264
00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:55,041
Uh, but when we got
this appointment with you,
265
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,376
on my birthday no less,
266
00:12:57,411 --> 00:13:00,746
I feel like the universe
just intervened.
267
00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,584
I know this isn't what you want to hear,
268
00:13:05,054 --> 00:13:09,140
but I'm not going to be able
to take you on as a patient.
269
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,959
Wh-What? Why?
270
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:17,196
At your weight, the chances of a
successful pregnancy are very slim,
271
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,065
even if you go through in vitro.
272
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,047
Yeah, we know. And we don't
care, and we, we want to try.
273
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:25,204
And I admire that.
274
00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:28,841
But egg retrieval is invasive.
275
00:13:29,148 --> 00:13:31,944
At your BMI, going under anesthesia
276
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,553
for an elective procedure
is not advisable.
277
00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:36,015
Yeah, we know all the risks.
278
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,584
We've talked about it for hours on end.
279
00:13:39,437 --> 00:13:43,148
All right? But we, we want
to take our chances.
280
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:46,025
It's not just up to me, unfortunately.
281
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,729
I have partners at my practice,
there are liability issues.
282
00:13:50,343 --> 00:13:52,648
I'm not gonna be able
to help you here, Kate.
283
00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:55,401
And I fear you'll be hard-pressed
284
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,039
to find anyone who will.
285
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,039
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
286
00:14:05,992 --> 00:14:07,297
Okay. Got it.
287
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:11,047
Thank you for explaining that to us.
288
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:16,555
Um, my friend is throwing me
a birthday brunch, so...
289
00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:18,523
I know it's difficult.
290
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:22,804
Yeah.
291
00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:26,726
Is that it?
292
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,737
Okay, uh, it was
really nice to meet you.
293
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,218
Excuse me.
294
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,218
I would not have taken you
for a carnival type of guy.
295
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,757
Oh, yeah. Love a good carnival.
296
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,126
Two tickets? That'll be, uh, five bucks.
297
00:14:51,359 --> 00:14:52,859
No, no, no. I, I got it.
298
00:14:52,884 --> 00:14:54,116
- Really?
- Yeah.
299
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,065
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,952
- You see the game?
- (SCOFFS) Crazy.
301
00:14:57,977 --> 00:14:59,778
- Crazy.
- Did-did you see the game?
302
00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:01,513
What game?
303
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,718
New to America. Yeah.
304
00:15:05,389 --> 00:15:06,823
(JACK CHUCKLES)
305
00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:09,578
(GASPS)
306
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:10,913
They have candy apples?
307
00:15:11,163 --> 00:15:12,714
- I love candy apples.
- Oh.
308
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,163
When I was a little girl,
309
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:16,189
- I lost a baby tooth in a candy apple...
- Uh-huh?
310
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:17,962
and I put the whole thing
underneath my pillow
311
00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:20,456
for the tooth fairy.
My mother was furious,
312
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:23,058
because, of course,
I ruined a set of pillowcases.
313
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,594
Well, how-how about we, uh,
how about we get you one
314
00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,463
for old times' sake?
315
00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:29,157
Yeah.
316
00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:30,570
- Okay.
- Sure.
317
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,523
Oh, and a hot chocolate.
318
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:35,312
- Sure.
- Thank you.
319
00:15:37,515 --> 00:15:41,110
Um, one hot chocolate
and one candy apple?
320
00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:42,405
That'll be two dollars.
321
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,101
- See the game?
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Insane.
322
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:48,679
Thank you.
323
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,130
You didn't want anything?
324
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,722
- No, I'm okay.
- Oh.
325
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:54,129
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
326
00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:55,244
(LAUGHS)
327
00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:56,346
Mmm.
328
00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:00,095
What?
329
00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:02,736
You, uh, you got something
330
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,975
- on your, on your...
- What?
331
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,650
- It's a piece of candy.
- Can you get it?
332
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:07,432
- May I? Yeah...
- Yeah.
333
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:11,140
Thank you.
334
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:12,274
- Uh-huh.
- (CHUCKLES)
335
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,643
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
336
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:22,377
Hello, hello. Cool uncle in the house.
337
00:16:22,744 --> 00:16:25,243
- ZOE: Kevin. Hey! How are you?
- Good.
338
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,727
- It's been a while, huh?
- Yeah.
339
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,490
- Since the wedding.
- What-what are we doing?
340
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:30,978
You swore on Oprah, you swore
on Oprah, you swore on Oprah.
341
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,028
I've been hanging out here
a lot, seeing the girls.
342
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:35,030
- Okay.
- Cutting my documentary in the city.
343
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:36,861
Oh, hey, Beth.
344
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:39,650
We just ran into each other out here.
345
00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:40,971
Cool, cool.
346
00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:45,974
You two are knocking boots.
347
00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:48,018
- Oh.
- Uh...
348
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,135
You know, we don't have
to go to this thing.
349
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,383
We can just call and tell 'em
you're not feeling well.
350
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,158
Tobe, I can't bail on my own party.
351
00:16:57,174 --> 00:16:59,188
Honestly. And I'm fine.
352
00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:02,330
It's not the first time
I caught a bad break.
353
00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:08,486
- (LOW CHATTER)
- Hey. Hi.
354
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,143
ALL: Hi!
355
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,588
♪
356
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:29,127
RANDALL: Okay. We're here.
357
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,679
So...
358
00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:45,273
this is the apartment building
Beth and I bought last year.
359
00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:48,843
It's where I found my biological father.
360
00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:53,156
Knocked on the door
of that building two years ago.
361
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:55,570
Two years ago to the day.
362
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,414
Came in hot, too.
363
00:17:57,656 --> 00:17:59,815
Banging on that mug
like a Real Housewife,
364
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,054
ready to throw down,
you know what I'm saying?
365
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,672
You see, my father...
my biological father...
366
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:08,890
was standing on the other side
of that door.
367
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,172
Wound up getting
less than a year with him.
368
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:17,687
I found him, then I lost him
all over again.
369
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:20,402
Then I bought his building.
370
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:23,538
Guess you don't have to drop
a hundo an hour on a therapist
371
00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:25,140
to crack that case, huh?
372
00:18:25,174 --> 00:18:26,375
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
373
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,750
It has defined my life, being adopted.
374
00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:38,153
It's defined my life,
even when I didn't realize
375
00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:39,351
it was defining it.
376
00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:43,445
And I think the part of that,
at least for me,
377
00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:47,396
is that this big giant thing
happened to me,
378
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,148
and I didn't have any say in it.
379
00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:52,734
And I don't want that
to be the case for you.
380
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,031
Deja, we'd like to formally adopt you.
381
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,847
They're saying we can't
foster you forever,
382
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:08,289
that we got to sign some papers
and start a process.
383
00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:11,679
And as much as we would love that,
384
00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:14,808
we don't want it to happen
unless it's your choice.
385
00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:19,414
You want me to say something, I know.
386
00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:21,351
No, I'm okay with whatever you decide,
387
00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:23,332
just as long as it's your choice.
388
00:19:23,366 --> 00:19:24,734
(LAUGHS SOFTLY) My choice.
389
00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:31,101
Look, you're a very nice person
390
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:34,476
and you have a very nice family,
391
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:39,070
and I'm real grateful for...
what you've done for me,
392
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:43,819
but when you try and pretend
like we're the same...
393
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,586
- I'm not trying to pretend...
- You're not?
394
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,390
'Cause I feel like we just drove an hour
395
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:50,961
just so you could show me
how the same we are.
396
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:56,445
You had one family your whole life.
397
00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,992
Two dads who loved you.
398
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:03,734
I had one dad who never wanted me.
399
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:06,961
One mom who left me.
400
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,562
So don't tell me
we're the same, Randall.
401
00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:15,156
Don't tell me that I have
a choice in anything.
402
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,000
I'd like to leave now if that's okay.
403
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,195
I'm sorry to keep rambling.
404
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,218
Will you please tell me
something about you?
405
00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:37,920
Like, I don't even know what do you do.
406
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:40,926
I'm kind of in between jobs right now.
407
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,098
- Mm-hmm.
- I just...
408
00:20:42,123 --> 00:20:44,160
I just... I got, I got back from Vietnam
409
00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:45,361
- not too long ago.
- Really?
410
00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:46,929
- Yeah.
- Wow.
411
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,021
Yeah.
412
00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:50,590
Oh, God, was it just awful?
413
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,666
I mean, of course it was.
414
00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:54,930
I'm so sorry that I asked.
415
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,558
No, no. No, no, no.
416
00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:04,270
I was just a mechanic.
417
00:21:06,027 --> 00:21:07,277
- Huh.
- Yeah.
418
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:10,871
Do you have any siblings?
419
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:14,144
I had a brother.
420
00:21:15,488 --> 00:21:17,417
He died in the war.
421
00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,419
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
422
00:21:19,507 --> 00:21:21,377
God, I'm so sorry.
423
00:21:21,402 --> 00:21:22,856
I had no idea.
424
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,410
Of course you didn't.
425
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:31,886
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's...
426
00:21:34,401 --> 00:21:35,566
(SIGHS)
427
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,971
You know what? Can we try something?
428
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:39,947
Let's answer at the same time.
429
00:21:39,972 --> 00:21:41,241
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
430
00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:43,236
Cats or dogs?
431
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,629
- Dogs.
- Cats.
432
00:21:46,019 --> 00:21:48,254
- Okay. How about one more time?
- Sure.
433
00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:51,121
- Um, pizza toppings.
- Okay.
434
00:21:51,146 --> 00:21:53,247
Mushrooms or pepperoni?
435
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,699
- Pepperoni.
- Mushrooms.
436
00:21:58,457 --> 00:21:59,826
Is that rain?
437
00:22:01,035 --> 00:22:02,041
I think it's raining.
438
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,394
Yeah, I think it is raining.
439
00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:04,964
Oh, wow, look.
440
00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:06,838
That guy's already selling umbrellas.
441
00:22:06,863 --> 00:22:08,269
Should we go get one?
442
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,761
I-I don't think it's raining
that bad, right?
443
00:22:14,355 --> 00:22:18,033
Uh... uh, I guess not.
444
00:22:18,058 --> 00:22:19,913
I mean, if you want,
I can buy you an umbrella,
445
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:23,636
but... I don't think
it's raining that hard is all.
446
00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:26,379
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
447
00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:28,769
- Okay.
- Yeah.
448
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,965
BETH: Zoe, you could be
with any other guy.
449
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:34,713
- You're gonna be with Kevin?
- ZOE: Yes, I'm gonna be with Kevin.
450
00:22:34,738 --> 00:22:35,962
- What in the holy hell are you thinking?
- What?
451
00:22:35,996 --> 00:22:37,263
- What am I thinking?
- Yes.
452
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:38,729
I'm thinking he looks like Batman
453
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,135
and he is built like a truck.
454
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,261
- Will you stop with the honesty?
- That's why.
455
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,246
- Uncle Kevin?
- Yeah.
456
00:22:45,129 --> 00:22:46,673
Are you dating Zoe?
457
00:22:46,707 --> 00:22:49,108
ZOE: I think I can make
my own decisions on who I date.
458
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,394
- BETH: Okay, but Kevin?! Kevin?!
- ZOE: Yes, Kevin!
459
00:22:51,419 --> 00:22:52,660
You know, we've been hanging out.
460
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:54,129
We've been hanging out a lot, actually.
461
00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:55,715
You know, we don't, uh...
462
00:22:56,980 --> 00:23:00,394
we don't talk about
anything real or intense.
463
00:23:00,824 --> 00:23:02,155
And for me, you know,
that's-that's sort of
464
00:23:02,189 --> 00:23:03,838
the barometer of dating, right?
465
00:23:03,863 --> 00:23:05,191
Then again, I did date
Jennifer Love Hewitt
466
00:23:05,226 --> 00:23:06,559
for the better part of a year,
467
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,494
and we talked about nothing intense.
468
00:23:08,529 --> 00:23:10,512
Do you know that he dated
the woman from Party of Five?
469
00:23:10,537 --> 00:23:11,804
Well, I love Neve Campbell.
470
00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:14,488
Can you keep a secret?
Just between us gals?
471
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:16,582
Huh? Huh.
472
00:23:17,238 --> 00:23:21,674
I, uh... I was gonna invite her
to my premiere.
473
00:23:21,925 --> 00:23:23,721
You know, sort of like
I was asking her to prom.
474
00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:26,246
You know what I mean? I thought
it'd be kind of, kind of cute.
475
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,680
What do you think? Do you
think she'd like that?
476
00:23:27,705 --> 00:23:28,716
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
477
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,394
BETH: Why do you want to
sit where you eat, Zoe?!
478
00:23:30,636 --> 00:23:33,686
Well, I'm gonna go check that out. Okay?
479
00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:35,300
I'm gonna brave that one.
480
00:23:35,325 --> 00:23:37,142
- Zoe, you're acting like a child.
- I am not.
481
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,347
- KEVIN: Hey.
- You know what?
482
00:23:38,699 --> 00:23:40,902
You, out. You, sit.
483
00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:44,916
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
484
00:23:46,668 --> 00:23:47,947
Nope. Can't even look at you.
485
00:23:47,972 --> 00:23:49,183
Get out again.
486
00:23:50,382 --> 00:23:55,186
♪ Happy birthday, dear Kate ♪
487
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:59,662
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
488
00:23:59,687 --> 00:24:01,285
All right. Make a wish.
489
00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:07,001
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
490
00:24:11,996 --> 00:24:13,355
Do you want to know what I wished for?
491
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,418
Uh, Kate, you can't say that
or it won't come true.
492
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,613
- I wished for a baby.
- (WOMEN AWWING)
493
00:24:19,097 --> 00:24:21,300
But you're right, Madison,
it won't come true.
494
00:24:23,558 --> 00:24:25,511
And not because I said it out loud,
495
00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,355
but because we can't.
496
00:24:28,565 --> 00:24:29,886
I can't.
497
00:24:34,269 --> 00:24:36,871
Do you know that I've lost 40 pounds?
498
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,418
Yep. Slow and steady.
No fad diets, no pills.
499
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:41,847
No slipups.
500
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:48,472
I have been trapped...
501
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,527
in this body for so long.
502
00:24:53,393 --> 00:24:54,691
Trapped.
503
00:24:57,308 --> 00:24:58,988
And I try to stay positive.
504
00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:00,621
God, I really do.
505
00:25:03,425 --> 00:25:06,546
And I try not to ask myself:
is my weight
506
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,324
the reason why I had my miscarriage,
507
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,847
or is it the reason why
we can't get pregnant again?
508
00:25:13,277 --> 00:25:15,371
It's like this black cloud...
509
00:25:17,785 --> 00:25:21,060
follows me around, and
every time I get away from it,
510
00:25:21,095 --> 00:25:22,550
it catches up to me.
511
00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:29,925
I am so tired. I'm tired...
512
00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:32,894
of smiling and pretending
that it's sunny out.
513
00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:34,207
I'm done.
514
00:25:35,863 --> 00:25:37,199
Ooh.
515
00:25:39,051 --> 00:25:42,582
When is the universe
gonna give me a damn break?
516
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,035
So, it's, um, a carrot cake.
517
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,175
Thank you.
518
00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:58,800
Bad idea. Bad, bad idea.
519
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:18,886
Deja, I'm sorry.
520
00:26:19,984 --> 00:26:21,485
I really screwed that up.
521
00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:27,060
Planned it for weeks, taking
you there, talking to you.
522
00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:30,277
- Kind of memorized my speech.
- I know.
523
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,136
It was lame of me
to compare our situations.
524
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:41,925
But it's only because I really
want all of this to work out.
525
00:26:45,045 --> 00:26:47,980
I think you're
an exceptional person, Deja.
526
00:26:51,101 --> 00:26:52,840
I miss talking to you.
527
00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:00,960
I'm sorry I screwed up
your birthday, Randall.
528
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,043
No, it...
529
00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,105
You didn't... (SIGHS)
530
00:27:08,135 --> 00:27:10,336
You didn't screw up my birthday.
531
00:27:14,097 --> 00:27:15,675
It didn't go so great.
532
00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,082
Yeah?
533
00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:20,410
I was really hoping for a win today.
534
00:27:21,602 --> 00:27:22,925
I know.
535
00:27:26,653 --> 00:27:28,354
Zoe and Kevin are doing it.
536
00:27:28,824 --> 00:27:30,066
Yeah?
537
00:27:31,027 --> 00:27:32,707
I had to say something.
538
00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:34,769
I know.
539
00:27:36,199 --> 00:27:37,930
I don't know how you're gonna
make this right with Oprah,
540
00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:39,465
but I know.
541
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:41,934
I made a donation to her foundation.
542
00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:43,308
Well, that's a start.
543
00:27:43,377 --> 00:27:44,612
♪
544
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,875
You don't have to pretend
like you don't know who I am.
545
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,883
You don't have to pretend like you do.
I really don't care.
546
00:28:35,821 --> 00:28:37,617
I just came here to say
547
00:28:38,906 --> 00:28:41,366
I'm gonna do something
really great with my life
548
00:28:41,391 --> 00:28:42,797
and you're gonna miss it.
549
00:28:43,594 --> 00:28:46,117
And my mom's gonna miss it, too,
but that's okay
550
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:48,609
'cause I met these people.
551
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,074
They think I'm exceptional.
552
00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:55,297
That's the word they use about me.
553
00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:58,219
And they actually want me.
554
00:28:58,539 --> 00:29:00,022
Like, they want me so bad
555
00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:03,695
that they plan out
weird conversations to tell me.
556
00:29:06,432 --> 00:29:09,344
So... I came here to tell you that.
557
00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:15,750
Actually, I came here
to ask you for something.
558
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:19,742
One thing and then you'll never
have to hear from me again.
559
00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:37,936
You sure you don't want
to play one of the games?
560
00:29:37,961 --> 00:29:39,154
Nah, I'm okay.
561
00:29:39,594 --> 00:29:40,922
Thank you.
562
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:44,607
- I should probably get home.
- I mean, we could take a walk.
563
00:29:44,632 --> 00:29:46,008
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
564
00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:09,258
Well, it was very nice
to meet you, Jack.
565
00:30:09,283 --> 00:30:12,094
Thank you for a nice night.
566
00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:14,492
I couldn't pay for the umbrella.
567
00:30:15,434 --> 00:30:16,820
I... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
568
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,648
I started the night with nine bucks.
569
00:30:20,734 --> 00:30:23,906
Five bucks to get in,
two bucks for a candy apple
570
00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:27,516
and a hot chocolate, which is
kind of a rip-off in my opinion,
571
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,250
but that's neither here nor there.
572
00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:32,044
That left me with two dollars.
573
00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:34,290
And if I bought the umbrella,
574
00:30:34,315 --> 00:30:37,469
then I wouldn't have enough
for any of the games.
575
00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:41,828
I didn't know if you wanted
to play any games,
576
00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,101
but I couldn't take that chance
577
00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:45,266
because, well,
I-I-I brought you to a carnival,
578
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,922
and you don't bring a girl to a carnival
579
00:30:46,947 --> 00:30:49,094
and-and not let her play any games.
580
00:30:58,054 --> 00:30:59,383
I've been having...
581
00:31:00,642 --> 00:31:03,266
a hard time since I got back.
582
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:09,461
Making money... finding my place.
583
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,844
I don't like talking about the war.
584
00:31:18,869 --> 00:31:20,195
Or my brother.
585
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,070
It makes me sad.
586
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:27,406
It makes me... angry.
587
00:31:30,512 --> 00:31:31,937
But I like talking to you.
588
00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:34,734
A lot.
589
00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:39,648
You make me feel like I'm home.
590
00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:45,172
And I, and I never really
felt like that before.
591
00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,797
I'm sorry it was such
a lousy first date.
592
00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:54,937
I mean...
593
00:31:57,357 --> 00:31:59,453
I'm really, very sorry.
594
00:32:08,664 --> 00:32:11,687
- It's a hard no on cats?
- Allergic.
595
00:32:11,937 --> 00:32:13,984
Oh. And mushrooms?
596
00:32:14,009 --> 00:32:15,414
- Oh, I hate 'em.
- (LAUGHS)
597
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,297
No, like, I passionately hate them.
598
00:32:18,322 --> 00:32:19,489
(LAUGHING): Okay.
599
00:32:21,029 --> 00:32:23,391
Oh, yeah, it was a...
600
00:32:24,645 --> 00:32:26,648
pretty bad first date.
601
00:32:27,851 --> 00:32:28,873
I know.
602
00:32:28,898 --> 00:32:30,821
♪ And just a little bit ♪
603
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:32,984
♪ Of rain... ♪
604
00:32:35,695 --> 00:32:37,117
My girlfriends told me
605
00:32:37,142 --> 00:32:39,008
I'm supposed to pretend
606
00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:42,305
to forget something in the car
607
00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:43,797
if it's a really great first date.
608
00:32:43,822 --> 00:32:46,047
That way the guy has to come
609
00:32:46,072 --> 00:32:47,914
and return it the next day, but...
610
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,768
this was not that kind of first date,
611
00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:54,883
and I'm not that kind of girl.
612
00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:57,531
Plus, the mushrooms are
a non-starter for me.
613
00:32:57,556 --> 00:32:58,990
(CHUCKLES)
614
00:32:59,219 --> 00:33:03,122
♪ Lonely blue and sad times... ♪
615
00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:07,555
Oh, but the way
that you look at me, wow.
616
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:11,650
♪ And just a little bit of rain... ♪
617
00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:17,601
I never, ever do this.
618
00:33:28,822 --> 00:33:30,180
Good night, Jack.
619
00:33:31,904 --> 00:33:35,586
♪ And if I look back ♪
620
00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:39,765
♪ I will remember ♪
621
00:33:40,127 --> 00:33:42,719
♪ All the good times ♪
622
00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:46,961
♪ Warm days ♪
623
00:33:47,364 --> 00:33:50,187
♪ Filled with sunshine... ♪
624
00:33:50,855 --> 00:33:52,070
(CHUCKLES)
625
00:33:53,001 --> 00:33:55,359
♪ And just a little bit ♪
626
00:33:55,898 --> 00:33:57,969
♪ Of rain... ♪
627
00:33:58,156 --> 00:34:00,430
- Hey, listen...
- Nope. Me.
628
00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:03,508
All right.
629
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,117
You haven't seen through
a romantic relationship
630
00:34:07,142 --> 00:34:08,430
in your entire life.
631
00:34:08,455 --> 00:34:10,320
- Beth...
- Kevin... Uh-uh, still me.
632
00:34:11,531 --> 00:34:13,812
Look, I adore you, bro-in-law.
633
00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,226
Okay? I know I don't
always say it out loud
634
00:34:16,251 --> 00:34:18,516
because it kind of ruins
my schtick, but I do.
635
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,930
You know, you're the only person
who talks to my kids
636
00:34:22,955 --> 00:34:25,500
like they're people and not just kids.
637
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:30,391
You're kind. You're funny.
638
00:34:31,883 --> 00:34:33,234
And... (CHUCKLES)
639
00:34:33,259 --> 00:34:34,578
everything about the way you look
640
00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:37,047
says people should hate you,
but somehow everybody loves you.
641
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:39,781
I love you.
642
00:34:44,593 --> 00:34:46,742
She will break you, Kevin.
643
00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:49,969
I have known you for 20 years.
644
00:34:49,994 --> 00:34:51,804
I have known her all of her life.
645
00:34:51,844 --> 00:34:54,156
Her background is complicated.
646
00:34:57,289 --> 00:34:58,836
She eats men up and spits them out,
647
00:34:58,861 --> 00:35:00,476
and you won't stand a chance.
648
00:35:05,915 --> 00:35:08,351
I can't believe you know how
to use the word "schtick."
649
00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:14,672
I know a lot of things, Kevin.
650
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,461
There are other ways to have children.
651
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,755
Yeah, I know.
652
00:35:51,187 --> 00:35:52,914
The whole IVF thing
was stressing me out.
653
00:35:52,939 --> 00:35:54,484
I didn't like hearing
the doctor talk about
654
00:35:54,509 --> 00:35:56,008
how it was dangerous for you.
655
00:35:58,799 --> 00:36:00,164
I was scared, too.
656
00:36:02,921 --> 00:36:06,414
And it probably wouldn't have
worked anyway.
657
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,070
I was hoping you'd change
your mind on the whole thing.
658
00:36:10,095 --> 00:36:13,331
You know, the-the expense,
the hormones, all of it.
659
00:36:13,356 --> 00:36:15,031
I just wasn't feeling it.
660
00:36:19,923 --> 00:36:21,148
Me either.
661
00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:25,289
Look, I can pare back
on my antidepressants,
662
00:36:25,314 --> 00:36:26,664
you know, get my sperm count up.
663
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:28,856
Maybe we get lucky?
It only takes a couple months
664
00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:30,633
- to get the counts back up.
- No. No way.
665
00:36:32,777 --> 00:36:36,112
So... screw IVF.
666
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,664
Screw IVF.
667
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,850
- Yeah, screw it.
- Yeah.
668
00:36:44,028 --> 00:36:45,728
- (CHUCKLES)
- (PHONE BUZZING)
669
00:36:45,957 --> 00:36:47,250
(TOBY SNORTS)
670
00:36:52,849 --> 00:36:54,023
Hello.
671
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,891
Oh, hi. Um, yes.
672
00:36:57,612 --> 00:37:01,609
5:00. Um, okay. Yeah, thank you.
673
00:37:02,919 --> 00:37:04,344
What 5:00?
674
00:37:07,582 --> 00:37:10,328
That was Dr. Jasper.
She wants us to come back in.
675
00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:14,820
Uh...
676
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,604
All right, everybody,
T-minus five minutes
677
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:26,556
until the birthday festivities begin.
678
00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:29,111
Hey, Deja, that means you, too.
679
00:37:29,136 --> 00:37:30,903
Yo, Kev, Zoe!
680
00:37:30,938 --> 00:37:33,606
- Show yourselves before you get too...
- Really? Stop it.
681
00:37:36,307 --> 00:37:37,612
I snuck out.
682
00:37:38,753 --> 00:37:40,846
I went back to my old neighborhood.
683
00:37:41,569 --> 00:37:43,170
Hey, Deja, there are rules here.
684
00:37:43,487 --> 00:37:45,220
I don't care how upset you are with us,
685
00:37:45,255 --> 00:37:46,776
you don't get to just
climb out of your window
686
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:49,995
and go... Oh... my God, is that for me?
687
00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:51,737
(CHUCKLES)
688
00:37:55,296 --> 00:37:57,097
I like surprises.
689
00:38:06,278 --> 00:38:08,596
It's about damn time. I need the car.
690
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:15,559
What's with you?
691
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,245
SPORTSCASTER (ON TV):
When earlier today, we witnessed
692
00:38:22,269 --> 00:38:24,743
one of the most remarkable
comebacks in history.
693
00:38:24,768 --> 00:38:26,753
After Oakland's late touchdown,
694
00:38:26,815 --> 00:38:28,284
it looked like all was lost.
695
00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:31,694
DR. JASPER: I didn't like this morning.
696
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,119
Watching you leave like that,
697
00:38:33,401 --> 00:38:34,799
crushing you like that.
698
00:38:35,768 --> 00:38:38,682
I got into this to make
the impossible possible,
699
00:38:39,004 --> 00:38:40,638
not more impossible.
700
00:38:42,382 --> 00:38:44,604
I've spoken to my partners.
701
00:38:45,674 --> 00:38:47,987
I've spoken to colleagues
who have had success
702
00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:49,745
with IVF at your weight.
703
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:54,331
Realistically, there's about
a 90% chance of failure here,
704
00:38:55,893 --> 00:38:58,729
but I'm choosing to look
705
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,221
at the ten percent side today.
706
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,940
So, if you want to move forward,
707
00:39:03,965 --> 00:39:05,190
knowing that,
708
00:39:06,337 --> 00:39:08,206
I will take you on as a patient.
709
00:39:11,936 --> 00:39:14,404
- Really?
- Really.
710
00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:17,674
Really, really?
711
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,878
SPORTSCASTER (ON TV):
With just seconds left to play,
712
00:39:30,903 --> 00:39:32,995
Terry Bradshaw's pass was deflected.
713
00:39:33,276 --> 00:39:35,128
All seemed lost for Pittsburgh
714
00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:37,362
until, in a miraculous turn of events,
715
00:39:37,387 --> 00:39:39,155
the ball fell right into the hands
716
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,415
of star running back Franco Harris,
717
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,737
who ran it in for
the game-winning touchdown
718
00:39:43,762 --> 00:39:45,396
as time expired.
719
00:39:45,421 --> 00:39:47,222
CURT GOWDY (ON TV):
Franco Harris has it!
720
00:39:47,247 --> 00:39:49,548
And it's over! He grabbed it
721
00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:51,956
with five seconds to go and scored!
722
00:40:15,556 --> 00:40:17,156
Deja, are these expensive?
723
00:40:17,401 --> 00:40:19,503
- Like, how did you even...?
- I had a connection.
724
00:40:20,034 --> 00:40:21,479
It's no big deal.
725
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:26,174
Oh, and you could sign
those papers if you want.
726
00:40:30,018 --> 00:40:31,963
GOWDY: You talk
about Christmas miracles,
727
00:40:32,049 --> 00:40:34,574
here's the miracle of all miracles.
728
00:40:34,608 --> 00:40:36,924
Franco, you remember now
the ball coming to you?
729
00:40:36,949 --> 00:40:39,120
I don't know, like, I seen it bounce off
730
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,924
and I just, you know, looked up
731
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,682
and I just put my hands out and...
732
00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:47,862
Apparently, you're gonna have to
733
00:40:47,887 --> 00:40:49,755
shoot me up with hormones every day.
734
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,362
It's gonna be like
Requiem for a Dream up in here!
735
00:40:53,362 --> 00:40:54,776
That sounds good, hon.
736
00:41:00,107 --> 00:41:02,302
SPORTSCASTER: It's just one
of those plays that'll go down
737
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,287
in history, a single moment
738
00:41:04,435 --> 00:41:07,273
- that changed destiny forever.
- (TOILET FLUSHING)
739
00:41:07,677 --> 00:41:09,341
It's time to go see her, Tess.
740
00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:12,365
I'm not ready.
741
00:41:15,146 --> 00:41:17,857
I'm just gonna run to the
restroom before we head over.
742
00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:19,385
I'll be right here.
743
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,497
(PHONE DIALING)
744
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,861
(PHONE RINGING)
745
00:41:31,832 --> 00:41:33,787
- Hey, Randall.
- RANDALL (ON PHONE): Hey.
746
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:35,404
You coming down?
747
00:41:38,091 --> 00:41:40,239
(SIGHS) Yeah, I don't know if I should.
748
00:41:40,274 --> 00:41:42,083
She wants you to be there, too.
749
00:41:43,146 --> 00:41:44,740
All right, I'll see you soon.
750
00:41:44,765 --> 00:41:46,638
RANDALL: All right, bye.
751
00:41:47,904 --> 00:41:50,826
SPORTSCASTER: And while
there may be heartbreak
752
00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:53,586
tonight in Oakland, here in Pittsburgh,
753
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:56,580
they're calling it
the Immaculate Reception.
754
00:41:56,605 --> 00:41:58,540
(LAUGHTER)
755
00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,605
(DOORBELL RINGS)
756
00:42:26,537 --> 00:42:28,216
SPORTSCASTER: A reminder
for all of us, I think,
757
00:42:28,306 --> 00:42:31,275
that sometimes a ball
has to bounce off one person
758
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,622
a few times to wind up
in the hands of the right guy
759
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:38,140
and make a story truly immortal.
760
00:42:38,165 --> 00:42:41,172
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