1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,200 Transcript by testexam 2 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 3 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,400 Resync by Lauta 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,767 auntie Rae, auntie Rae? 5 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:14,200 - You need something? - I want you to come with me. I want to show you something. 6 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,667 Oh, all right then. What is it? 7 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,867 Eh, don't worry. Just come with me. 8 00:00:17,967 --> 00:00:21,267 You know, you said how much you love gardening, 9 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,434 and how you wish you could garden here, 10 00:00:23,534 --> 00:00:26,767 so I cleared this little area for you. 11 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:28,267 - And... There you go. - Larry. 12 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:29,901 You did this for me? 13 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:32,233 - I did it for you! - Oh, Larry! 14 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,233 - Huh? - Oh-ho! Larry! 15 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,767 Grow some lettuce, auntie Rae. Grow some lettuce! 16 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:39,701 You don't know how much I appreciate this. 17 00:00:39,801 --> 00:00:42,233 You've been so good to us, Larry, 18 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:45,068 my family. I really appreciate it. 19 00:00:45,134 --> 00:00:47,068 I really appreciate it, Larry! 20 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,600 Thank you, Larry. I-- 21 00:00:52,233 --> 00:00:55,767 Larry, you're disgusting. 22 00:00:55,901 --> 00:00:57,400 ah! 23 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:59,734 Agh! Auntie Rae! 24 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,101 She called me disgusting. 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,200 Oh my god. 26 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,734 - What were you thinking? - And she ran into the house. 27 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:14,734 - Oh my god. - How does that happen to you? 28 00:01:14,834 --> 00:01:17,734 You know, she went over the appropriate amount of time 29 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:20,734 that I can have human contact without getting aroused. 30 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:22,734 I only have five seconds. 31 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,734 After that, it's out of my control. 32 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:28,101 Not me. I've got discipline down there. I have a very discerning penis. 33 00:01:28,168 --> 00:01:29,500 - No... - Very discerning. 34 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,734 - My penis is an animal. - Really, just out of control? 35 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:34,001 - It's a feral tiger, yeah. - It's wild. 36 00:01:34,101 --> 00:01:36,734 Oh, so how'd your-- how'd the appointment go? With the doctor? 37 00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:38,400 Great. 38 00:01:38,467 --> 00:01:41,101 He's gonna snip-snip, and... 39 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,300 I will no longer be snoring. 40 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,467 - Really? - Going in on thursday morning. 41 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:47,300 - Fantastic. - Unbelievable! 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,001 - Fantastic. - My dog howls 43 00:01:50,101 --> 00:01:52,168 from my snoring. I wake up my dog. 44 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:54,467 My dog starts howling. I'm out of control. 45 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:56,300 - This'll be good. - This'll be great. 46 00:01:56,434 --> 00:01:57,834 - It's about time. - It is about time. 47 00:01:57,934 --> 00:01:59,567 - Yeah. - It's about time. 48 00:01:59,701 --> 00:02:03,200 Hey, guess what else? I think ben stiller's gonna come with me as a client. 49 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,001 - Are you kidding? - No! 50 00:02:05,101 --> 00:02:08,034 - Have you met with him? - No, I'm meeting with him this week. 51 00:02:08,134 --> 00:02:11,634 - If you could sign him... - I think it's a slam-dunk. Done deal. 52 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:13,400 It's gonna bring you in so much income. 53 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,767 - Huge income, I know. - My god. 54 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,467 - That's amazing. - Hello. 55 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:18,134 - Hi. - I know you couldn't decide 56 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,634 between the slaw and the soup, so I brought you both. 57 00:02:20,734 --> 00:02:22,901 Wow, thank you so very much. 58 00:02:23,034 --> 00:02:25,534 And here's your sandwich. Can I get you something to drink? 59 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,467 You know what I'd love? I'd love an arnold palmer. 60 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:29,567 - Okay, I'll be right back. - Thank you. 61 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:32,667 Excuse me? Can I give you a drink order? 62 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:35,134 - Sure. - I'll just have an iced tea. 63 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:38,300 - An iced tea. Okay. Arnold palmer... Of course. - Thanks again. 64 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,333 Thank you. Man, she's nice. 65 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,134 Yeah. Nice to people with hair, she's nice. 66 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:47,134 - What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? 67 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:50,233 - Yeah. - Bald people get discriminated against constantly. 68 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,134 And you just saw a perfect example of it. 69 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:53,867 Oh, it's because you're bald. 70 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:56,200 Yeah, ask any bald person. Ask, go ahead. 71 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,034 You still have issues with being bald. 72 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:01,367 You know, if I were bald-- if I woke up tomorrow and I found myself bald, 73 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:04,200 I'd be so cool with it. It'd be no big deal. It's all natural. 74 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:06,567 - Yeah, right, that's what everybody says. - Whatever. 75 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,767 Hey, they have a pharmacy here, right? 76 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:10,934 - Yeah. - I gotta get a prescription filled. 77 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:12,767 I'm gonna go now, drop it off, 78 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,767 then I'll pick it up when I'm done. 79 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,667 Beautiful. 80 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,600 - Hi. - Oh, hi there. 81 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,834 Ah, let's take a look here. 82 00:03:33,934 --> 00:03:35,233 Can I get that in the next half hour? 83 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,767 Sure. Yeah, we can do that. 84 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,467 Great, thank you. 85 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,801 - That's odd. - What? 86 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:45,068 I could have sworn when I left, 87 00:03:45,168 --> 00:03:47,867 I had about twice as many french fries 88 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:50,434 - as there are now. - Hm. 89 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:53,467 - You wouldn't know anything about this, would you? - No idea. 90 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,801 - Huh? - No idea. 91 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,801 - No idea? - No. 92 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:04,901 - No idea? - I told you I had no idea! What's the big deal? 93 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:08,134 - Just eat. - Maybe somebody could shed some light on this for us. 94 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:10,901 Excuse me. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. 95 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,667 - It's all right. - I'm wondering if you noticed anything unusual 96 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:17,001 going on at this table after I left? 97 00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:20,333 Well, I-- I really couldn't say. I don't want 98 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,168 to impinge on a friendship. 99 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:24,734 Impinge away. Go ahead and impinge. 100 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:27,101 I took one. Shoot me. 101 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,734 One. Two of them might have been stuck together. 102 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,634 Mm-mm-mm. Thank you. 103 00:04:31,734 --> 00:04:34,200 - Are you a doctor? - Yes, Dr. Flomm. 104 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:36,634 - I'm an orthopedist. - Really? An orthopedist? 105 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,101 - Mm-hm. - Hi, my name's Larry. 106 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:40,534 Hi, Larry. I'm-- I'm sheila. 107 00:04:40,634 --> 00:04:43,634 Nice to meet you. So you work in the building? 108 00:04:45,867 --> 00:04:47,901 God damn, Larry. What the fuck, man? 109 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:50,200 You hug my auntie, man, you stab her in the stomach? 110 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,001 - Oh well... - What the fuck was that? 111 00:04:52,101 --> 00:04:54,567 She hugged me and she held that hug for over five seconds. 112 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:56,934 - What the fuck? - I have no control after five seconds. 113 00:04:57,034 --> 00:04:58,934 - So you got a five-second rule? - not a rule, 114 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:02,300 it's an approximate amount of time that it's gonna take for something to happen. 115 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,467 What the fuck, I mean, what the fuck? Loretta. 116 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:05,834 - Oh, I'm sorry. - L.d.? 117 00:05:05,934 --> 00:05:07,834 - What? - You have lost your damn mind. 118 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:09,367 - No, I... - Auntie Rae? 119 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:12,001 I can't control it. I have no control. It's not my fault. 120 00:05:12,101 --> 00:05:13,634 Just like that, you got turned on? 121 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:15,834 Not just like that. That's a long time, five seconds. 122 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,834 He got a five-second rule. One, two, three, four, five-- boing, it come out. 123 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:22,034 - Where's your "mississippi"? You gotta put mississippi in. - Both: mississippi? 124 00:05:22,134 --> 00:05:24,634 That's how you count-- "one-mississippi, two-mississippi, 125 00:05:24,734 --> 00:05:27,267 three-mississippi, four-mississippi, five-mississippi." 126 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:28,934 - That's way too long. - Way too long. 127 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:31,034 - You're stretching it out for-- - I'm not stretching it out. 128 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:33,034 - I shortened it. - I'm just sayin', it's been a long time 129 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,101 - since my uncle passed away, man. - That's right. 130 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,267 You all over her. You stab her in the fuckin' stomach, man. 131 00:05:37,367 --> 00:05:39,034 Believe me, it's not gonna happen again. 132 00:05:39,168 --> 00:05:41,367 You better make sure it don't happen again, because we can go. 133 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,101 - We can go, man. - We can go. We can go anywhere. 134 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,801 - Where you gonna go? - Anywhere. Get out of here, I know that. 135 00:05:45,901 --> 00:05:47,801 - We got places to go. - You know, it's just 136 00:05:47,901 --> 00:05:49,801 I'm so starved for affection, I guess that 137 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:52,567 - any kind of contact... - Talk to your man. 138 00:05:52,634 --> 00:05:55,967 - You got one more chance, l.d. - I just met a doctor, actually. 139 00:05:56,101 --> 00:05:58,134 I'm gonna go call her for a date right now. 140 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,467 - She's very attractive. - Handle your business. 141 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:03,034 - But no-- no more hugging, don't worry. - oh please, please don't. 142 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,134 Call that goddamn doctor, get a diagnosis, 143 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:07,467 and-and-and-- and go stab somebody else, man. 144 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,734 And what happens when you-- when you turn your palm? 145 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:12,834 - Yeah, it hurts. - Worse, okay. 146 00:06:12,934 --> 00:06:14,901 Just a moment, please. 147 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,567 - Hello, Dr. Flomm. - Oh, Dr. Flomm. 148 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:20,734 - This is Larry david calling. - Oh hi, Larry. How are you? 149 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:23,801 - Good, I met you earlier in the cafeteria. - Yes yes, I remember. 150 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:27,467 - Would you like to make an appointment? - Uh, no, actually. 151 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:29,867 I'm calling for, um, a date. 152 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:31,934 Oh I see. Well, I'm with a patient right now. 153 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,567 Oh jeez, I'm so sorry. 154 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,300 Okay, is-- is tonight good for you? 155 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,967 Actually I'm all booked up tonight, but I am available tomorrow 156 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:40,867 between 5:00 and 6:00 or anytime after 8:30. 157 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,001 - Okay, I'll take the 8:30. - Terrific. 158 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:45,134 Speak to my receptionist to get the pertinent details. 159 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:47,500 - I'll call your receptionist. - If you need to cancel 160 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,400 or in case of any emergency, just page me. 161 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,867 Okay. Okay, will do. 162 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:53,034 Good, and I recommend being five minutes early. 163 00:06:53,134 --> 00:06:54,400 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 164 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,901 All right, Larry, thank you. 165 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:58,300 Okay. 166 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,767 hi. 167 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:07,834 Is... Sheila here? 168 00:07:07,934 --> 00:07:09,967 Yeah, come on in. I'm her sister. 169 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,667 - Oh, hi. - You must be Larry. 170 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:13,667 - Yeah. - Just come on in, have a seat. 171 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,701 - Make yourself at home. - Oh, thanks. 172 00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:18,834 She'll be right down. 173 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:42,134 You have nothing to worry about. It'll be fine. 174 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,967 - Thanks, sheila. - Oh hi, Larry. 175 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:45,934 - Hi hi. - This is my brother joe. 176 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:47,600 - Larry david. - Hi, joe. 177 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,967 - Nice to meet you. - I suppose you met trish, my sister. 178 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:51,200 Yes, yeah. 179 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,934 - Wow. - Huh? 180 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:55,667 - You look great. - It took me about two hours to get ready. 181 00:07:57,034 --> 00:07:59,333 Your brother and sister, they're staying with you? 182 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:02,333 Yeah, they're gonna be with me just a couple months. 183 00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:04,767 - So... - You know, I've got people in my house too. 184 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:06,300 - You're kidding. - No. 185 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,801 You know, it's great and then sometimes it's not so great. 186 00:08:08,967 --> 00:08:10,701 Well, I took in a homeless family... 187 00:08:10,801 --> 00:08:13,168 - You what? - ...from-- From-- from the hurricane. 188 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:14,333 - You're kidding. - No. 189 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:16,400 Anyway, their-- Their name is "black." 190 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,701 - Uh-huh. - and-- and they're actually black. 191 00:08:18,801 --> 00:08:21,434 - Well, that makes it easy. - Exactly, yeah. 192 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,701 Yeah. 193 00:08:22,801 --> 00:08:24,600 - Can I move on? - Absolutely. 194 00:08:24,701 --> 00:08:26,867 Huh? All right, I got a groin issue. 195 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,667 - Oh, okay. - I-- I pulled it. 196 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,667 Did you ice it right away? 197 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,600 - No. - Okay, so put a little bit of heat 198 00:08:32,701 --> 00:08:34,300 - on the groin... - Heat on the groin. 199 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,767 - ...and then I'd massage it. - You want me to massage it? 200 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:38,233 - Oh absolutely. - Really? 201 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,034 You never want to massage with muscle, 202 00:08:40,134 --> 00:08:42,534 - you always want to massage laterally. - Lateral, okay. 203 00:08:42,701 --> 00:08:45,901 For instance, this is your groin. Just-- you just massage across. 204 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:48,701 Watch out for my testicles right over there. 205 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,434 Larry? 206 00:08:58,134 --> 00:09:01,134 Why don't we move this to my bedroom? 207 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,801 Sure. 208 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,300 Go upstairs, take off your clothes, 209 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:08,867 and I'll be in to see you in a few minutes. 210 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,134 Okay. 211 00:09:37,168 --> 00:09:39,168 Larry? 212 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,701 - Hey. - Hi. 213 00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:42,701 Uh, listen, I-- I am so sorry. 214 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:44,434 I-- I hate to tell you this, 215 00:09:44,534 --> 00:09:46,500 but my brother and sister just came back. 216 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,467 - They weren't supposed to be here. - Oh. 217 00:09:48,634 --> 00:09:51,333 And my brother got food poisoning, so they came back early, 218 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,801 and I-- I'm really sorry. 219 00:09:53,901 --> 00:09:56,001 - Well, what are you gonna do? - So... 220 00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:58,134 - It happens. - ...we need to reschedule. 221 00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:01,200 Why don't you get dressed and I'll meet you in the foyer? 222 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,101 I'm telling you, jeffrey, 223 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,300 there's nothing like dating a doctor. 224 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,734 We talked for 45 minutes about my groin injury. 225 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,934 No no, she just wants me to massage it. 226 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,134 It's killing me too. 227 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:25,467 Um, so listen-- 228 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:28,600 I'm gonna see you later. I'm gonna stop by before your operation. 229 00:10:28,734 --> 00:10:30,467 Okay, man. 230 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,600 Okay, take care. 231 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:49,667 oh! Auntie Rae! 232 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:53,567 - You know what? - What? 233 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:56,134 - Last night, I know we talked about this. - Yeah? 234 00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:58,300 - This thing, you know. - Oh, that thing. 235 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,300 - And believe me, I respect your medical judgment. - mm-hm? 236 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,400 - I think it's cancer. - It's not cancer. 237 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,701 Huh? I've never had cancer before but I'm imagining 238 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,667 - this is how it feels like. - How would you know? 239 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,400 No no, it's not. 240 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,500 I'm gonna... 241 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,367 Head to the men's room. 242 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,134 I-- okay, that's fine. 243 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,667 I just... I'm a little shy about this, 244 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:21,500 and I just have-- I just wrote you a little something. 245 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,834 - I think it might make you feel better. - Moi? 246 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:27,034 - Yeah. - Ah. A note. 247 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,967 - Oh my god. - You're embarrassing me. 248 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:31,068 Just-- just go to the bathroom. 249 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:45,767 - Oh, excuse me? - Yeah? 250 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,333 - Can you do me a favor? - Sure. 251 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,967 A doctor wrote me this note. I can't make out a word of it. 252 00:11:50,134 --> 00:11:52,600 You know the way they write. They have terrible penmanship. 253 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,233 - Look at this. - "Libby..." 254 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,867 No no, Larry. That's me. 255 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,567 Something... 256 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,667 - Something "socks." - "Socks"? 257 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,701 That's an "s"? I thought that was a "t". 258 00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:05,867 - Tox? - Truck? 259 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,434 Truck. Do you have a truck? 260 00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:11,233 - No, I don't have a truck. - It's gotta be truck-- oh. 261 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,300 - All right, whatever, okay. - I'm sorry. 262 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,801 - All right, thank you. - Yeah. 263 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,101 Thank you. This... 264 00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:23,200 - Yeah, I'm at the hospital. 265 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,068 Yeah, I fucked my wrist or something. 266 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,867 Yeah, I was moving a futon. 267 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:30,767 And I had to take the top because of this 300-lb nigger. 268 00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:34,667 Yeah, exactly. I'm at the fuckin' top, and halfway through, 269 00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,767 this nigger drops his side. 270 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:41,068 So now my wrist is fucked. 271 00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:44,801 Oh my god. 272 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,400 You can't believe what I just overheard in the bathroom. 273 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,701 What an unbelievable jerk. 274 00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:55,667 This guy is on his cell phone, he's talking to his friend. 275 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,068 And he's upset and he's complaining, 276 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:01,168 you know, he had to move some furniture. And he says to his friend, 277 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,967 "I hurt my hand because I had to take the top 278 00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,600 because of this 300-lb nigger who was-- " 279 00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:09,001 what did you say? What did you just say? 280 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,367 - Oh... - What did you just fix your mouth to say? 281 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,367 - No no-- - you just used the most vile word 282 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,233 in the english language. How dare you? 283 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,068 - No, I was-- - How dare-- in front of me? 284 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,901 You are despicable. I can't stand people like you. 285 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:21,967 - I didn't-- - You bald son of a bitch. 286 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,267 I have to face this kind of wretched foolishness. 287 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,333 This is ridiculous. I just want to-- god! I can't stand people like-- 288 00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:29,967 Bald? 289 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:38,333 I wonder what's keeping Dr. Page? 290 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:40,600 Why hasn't this patient been prepped? 291 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,068 He is prepped, sir. 292 00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:44,734 Excuse me, nurse. 293 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:47,101 - Clippers! - sir, clippers are not req-- 294 00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:49,267 Do I have to do everything myself? 295 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,600 I know what I'm doing here. Clippers, please. 296 00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:53,434 Thank you. 297 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:01,801 Oh my god! No no! 298 00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,634 - What? - Oh my god! 299 00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,500 Look at me! 300 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,767 What the hell happened to you? 301 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:10,867 - What happened? - What happened, nurse? 302 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,068 Dr. Page accidentally shaved mr. Greene's head-- 303 00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:14,534 - Shaved my head? - Wait a minute. 304 00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:16,467 - Accidentally? - Did he operate on my head? 305 00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:18,001 No, the procedure was canceled. 306 00:14:18,101 --> 00:14:20,467 The operation is going to be rescheduled. 307 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,734 - So he didn't have the surgery? - No. 308 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,734 Oh, you look horrible. Jeff! 309 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,267 - Nurse, would you please excuse us? - Doctor, what happened? 310 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,734 - What the hell happened? Look at him! - What happened? 311 00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,434 Mr. And Mrs. Greene, I am so sorry. 312 00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,734 I was coming to see you in the operating room 313 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:37,367 and I had just been victimized by a terrible incident in the cafeteria. 314 00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,101 And so I came to the operating room 315 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,634 and I was so angered and I was upset and I was confused, 316 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,267 and I mistakenly shaved your head, 317 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,434 - for which I'm so sorry. - "Mistake" is correct. 318 00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:48,068 - You took it out on his head? - It was a terrible mistake. 319 00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:51,367 I can explain-- I'm leaving the cafeteria, and I'm walking past a table, 320 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:54,034 and this horrible man uses the most vile word 321 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,667 in the english language to refer to a black person. 322 00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:58,367 And I went into a blind rage. 323 00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,901 And I left there and I went to the operating room, 324 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,001 and I made this terrible mistake, for which I'm so sorry. 325 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,434 Do you know who this man was? 326 00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,101 I have no idea who he was. 327 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,701 He was just a despicable bald man. 328 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,534 - Bald? - Ye 329 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,233 did he, by any chance, 330 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,734 wear glasses? 331 00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:17,801 Yes. 332 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,267 As a matter of fact, he was wearing glasses. 333 00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:25,034 And it was awful. It was just absolutely awful. 334 00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:29,367 "s..." 335 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,101 "sitter"? "sitting"? 336 00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:42,734 Look at him! 337 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,534 - Look at him! - What the fuck? 338 00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:46,467 - I'm bald! - You like this look? 339 00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,901 - He had a beautiful full head of hair... - I'm bald! 340 00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:51,200 ...a mane that I loved and now he looks like you! 341 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,001 - Look at me! - What happened? 342 00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:55,001 - How did that happen? - You did it! 343 00:15:55,101 --> 00:15:56,567 - I did it? - You did it! Yes! 344 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,400 - What are you talking about? - You traumatized the doctor! 345 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,701 He described you. He said, "bald, glasses." you said some racial slur 346 00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,434 and you traumatized the doctor. 347 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,500 - And he came in all flummoxed... - What did you do? 348 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,701 ...and shaved his fucking head! 349 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,333 There's nothing wrong with being bald! 350 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,333 - Sure there is! - Yes, there is, Larry! 351 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,767 - Look at you! - You said you wouldn't care if you were bald! 352 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,500 Yeah, in 40 years! Not fucking today! 353 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,467 Because he knew it was never gonna happen! 354 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,701 - Not overnight! - Yours is gonna grow back. Mine isn't! 355 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,400 That's right. You know what? Curse on you! 356 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,767 Mine's gonna grow back. Yours isn't! You deserve it! 357 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,600 What did you say to that doctor? 358 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,867 Here's what happened, okay? Here's what happened. 359 00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:33,168 I was in the cafeteria. I was having lunch with Dr. Flomm. 360 00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:35,434 Okay? What-- You know, it was pretty... 361 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:38,168 By the way, can you interpret this-- this note? 362 00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,168 Oh, nobody gives a shit about your note! 363 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,667 - What are you doing? - Huh? 364 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,068 Okay, so I went to the men's room. 365 00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:46,400 I'm in the stall. There's this guy, 366 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,967 an unbelievable asshole. 367 00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:50,034 He's talking on his cell phone to his friend. 368 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,701 He's very upset because they had to move some furniture. 369 00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,434 He says to his friend, "I hurt my hand 370 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,068 - because this 300-lb nigger is-- " - what'd you say? 371 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,068 - What? - What did you just say? 372 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,867 - Oh no no, I-- - did I just hear the word nigger come out your mouth? 373 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:03,967 - No, but I was-- - Did you say nigger? 374 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,867 - Leon! Leon! - What? 375 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,534 - Oh no no, don't-- - Leon, get your ass out here. 376 00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,168 Larry just said nigger. 377 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,634 - Get thfuck out of here! - Larry just said nigger! 378 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,767 - How you gonna say nigger, man? - No no! 379 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,333 Is that how you feel about us? 380 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:18,600 That we a bunch of niggers up in here? 381 00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:21,667 - I was quoting somebody. - Let's get out of here! I wanna go! 382 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:24,267 What is all this fussing and cussing going on up in here? 383 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,967 Larry d. Done called us nigger. 384 00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:27,333 - Nigger? - Nigger! 385 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,934 - No, let me explain! - You lost your damn mind now! 386 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:33,600 First, you're gonna be rubbing all up against me, then whacking off in the damn car! 387 00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:35,134 - Now you call us-- - I was massaging! 388 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,168 I'll come down there to whip your poor ass! 389 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:40,001 - You done fucked up, Larry! - I'll tell you one damn thing-- 390 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,801 We ain't gonna put up with that. 391 00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:44,367 - L.d., I told you you had one last chance. - One. 392 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,801 - This the last straw. We out this bitch. - That's it. 393 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,101 - We out this bitch! - Out. 394 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,001 - Where you gonna go? - We don't know. 395 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,267 - But we gonna get the hell out of here. - You could stay with us. 396 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,267 - Thank you, baby. - That's what I'm talking about. 397 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,534 - We appreciate that. - Thank you! 398 00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:58,267 Fuck you, Larry, wit' your monkey ass! 399 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,068 Daryl! Keysha! 400 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,068 - We gettin' the hell outta here. - You're damn straight. 401 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,801 - Get the hell outta here. - Where the kids at? 402 00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:06,233 Like how you do what you do. It's a sexy ass, Susie. 403 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,233 Fuck you, Larry! 404 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,267 Peace! 405 00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:16,001 Well, look, I-- I think that 406 00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:19,200 you're limiting yourself by just doing comedies. 407 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,267 - Right. - You can do it in your sleep. 408 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,734 Let's show people more. 409 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,901 Why can't you win an academy award? 410 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,534 The studios, they'll do anything you want to do. 411 00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:30,168 We just gotta push 'em in the right direction, man. 412 00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:32,001 - Yeah. - That's it. 413 00:18:32,134 --> 00:18:34,534 - I didn't just fall off the melon truck. - Melon truck? 414 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:37,600 You sign with me, I will fight that fight to get you those roles, 415 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,600 to develop those projects with you. 416 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,467 That's what I do. You know, you need to be doing things 417 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:45,834 that are more independent, smaller in scale... 418 00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:49,200 As well as the big-scale stuff. That's gonna fall in your lap. 419 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,367 I'll do the work. You won't notice anything different 420 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,367 except for the fact that you're collecting awards. 421 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,200 Okay? 422 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,101 What? 423 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,101 Stiller said no. 424 00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:06,434 - What? - Doesn't want to work with me. 425 00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:09,634 - Are you kidding? - Doesn't feel it's right. 426 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,434 - He called you? - Yeah. 427 00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,168 Said "it doesn't feel right." 428 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,400 - "Doesn't feel right"? - Doesn't feel right. 429 00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:17,767 - Yeah? - Yeah. 430 00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:20,534 You know what doesn't feel right about it? 431 00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:23,034 - You're bald. - You think that's the reason why? 432 00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:24,567 - Yeah. - I'm not sure. 433 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,934 Doesn't want a bald man to be representing him! 434 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,267 Hey! You know what? I know exactly what I want. 435 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,367 - I'm gonna get-- - I'm a little busy today. 436 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,467 I'll come back in a little bit. 437 00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:37,001 - Okay? - That's weird. 438 00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:38,634 - Weird? - Yeah. 439 00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,567 That's the way it works, my friend. 440 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,001 Welcome to my world. 441 00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:43,567 - This sucks. - You know what? 442 00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:46,467 - This fucking sucks. - That cost you millions of dollars today. 443 00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,001 - What happened. - Millions of dollars. 444 00:19:48,101 --> 00:19:50,734 - Millions of dollars. - The hospital wants to meet with me. 445 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:53,400 They want to talk and-- And go over my bill. 446 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,267 "go over my bill." I'm gonna sue these motherfuckers. 447 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,567 - That's it! That's fucking it! - Right, good for you. 448 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,667 This blows. How do you deal with it? 449 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:04,400 You just get used to it. And I get support from my bald brothers. 450 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,634 - There's, like, meetings? - There's no meetings, 451 00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,834 but we see each other on the street, we nod. 452 00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,667 - We'll give a thumbs up. - Yeah. 453 00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:14,734 You know what? We love each other, me and my bald brothers. 454 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,634 Still obsessed with that note, huh? 455 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:19,467 I-- I've asked 10 people. 456 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,801 Excuse me, could you do me a favor? 457 00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:24,834 I can't read this. Could you make out any of that handwriting? 458 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,134 - This from a doctor? - Yeah. 459 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,233 Take it to a pharmacist. 460 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:32,634 - What a great idea. - Yeah. 461 00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:34,934 They're the only ones who can make out a doctor's handwriting. 462 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,567 Yeah, go! 463 00:20:39,101 --> 00:20:40,901 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 464 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,667 Rry david. I dropped off a prescription the other day. 465 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,300 - Ah yes yes, here we go. - Yeah. 466 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,168 Actually, I want to talk to you about something else too. 467 00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:50,267 I'm going out with a doctor, 468 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,267 and she wrote me this note, 469 00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,434 - and I cannot... - And you can't read it. 470 00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:56,467 I can't read it! It's unbelievable. 471 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,467 - Nobody can! - Yes. 472 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,300 So somebody suggested a pharmacist, 473 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,300 'cause nobody can decipher this thing. 474 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,134 Let me-- Let me take a shot. 475 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:06,134 You're my only hope. 476 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:09,767 "Larry, had a great time last night. 477 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:13,567 Would love to get together friday night 478 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,233 - at the bel-air regency hotel..." - what? 479 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,400 "...just the two of us." 480 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:21,300 "so tired of all these 481 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,567 brothers and sisters around. 482 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,767 I know you feel the same way. 483 00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:29,434 Tell me your life wouldn't be better 484 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:32,233 without the blacks." 485 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,934 Huh? 486 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,767 Oh, okay, uh... No no no no no. 487 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:40,034 It's your business. 488 00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:42,300 - You're misinterpreting it. - Here's your prescription. 489 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,567 - No, see I've got-- - Take your prescription. 490 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,967 - Thank you. - I've got people in my house. 491 00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,300 There's... 492 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,034 They're black but their name is black! 493 00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:54,500 She's got... 494 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,300 Her brothers and sisters. 495 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:22,001 It's open. Come on in. 496 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,734 Hi. You have got the worst handwriting... 497 00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:28,500 Are you out of your mind? 498 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,767 - No? You couldn't read it? - You expect anybody to-- 499 00:22:30,867 --> 00:22:32,801 - Couldn't read it? I gave it to 10,000-- - oh! 500 00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:35,333 - A pharmacist, a pharmacist wound up... - I'm so sorry. 501 00:22:35,434 --> 00:22:38,267 - ...translating that for me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 502 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,534 mm. 503 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,701 Thanks for driving me home. 504 00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:09,168 Really, I-- I couldn't drive. 505 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,934 I just don't-- I don't feel like-- 506 00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:13,534 I feel nauseous and like I'm drugged or something. 507 00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:16,001 And as far as what happened earlier, 508 00:23:16,101 --> 00:23:18,934 I'm mean, you know, usually like, five-mississippi. 509 00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:21,567 Honest to god, five-mississippi-- 510 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,367 That's all I need. 511 00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:26,834 Why don't you just go? 512 00:23:32,701 --> 00:23:35,001 Well... Good night. 513 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:13,901 Somebody go in there and put a sock in that motherfucker's mouth! 514 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,667 One second! 515 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,934 Hey, l.d. 516 00:25:31,034 --> 00:25:32,934 - What's going on? - Come on in, it's cold. 517 00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:35,300 - You're back? - Yeah. Couldn't sleep. 518 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,500 Jeff's snore? Man, I'm telling you, that was awful. 519 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,600 Worse than the damn hurricane. 520 00:25:39,734 --> 00:25:42,734 - I know, it's terrible. - Kids need to sleep here. Y'all go on up to bed. 521 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,233 - Good night, Larry. - Good night. 522 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:46,134 - Good night, mom. - Good night, y'all. 523 00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:49,734 Talk to your boy, man. Shit, that motherfucker swallowed a kazoo. 524 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:53,200 - Ridiculous. All fucking night! - Yeah. 525 00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:56,801 Come on! 526 00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:58,867 It's safe. It's safe. 527 00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,168 One-mississippi, two-mississippi, 528 00:26:01,233 --> 00:26:03,801 three-mississippi... 529 00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:06,134 My own daughter locks herself in her room, 530 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,600 won't come out whenever I'm home. 531 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,767 My wife-- one of the most warm, loving people 532 00:26:11,867 --> 00:26:12,867 you could ever meet-- 533 00:26:13,034 --> 00:26:15,233 Has turned into a witch. 534 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,200 A witch! 'cause I'm bald. It's changed everything. 535 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,834 Ben stiller won't work with me 536 00:26:20,934 --> 00:26:24,134 because I'm bald! I mean, come on. 537 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:26,934 Do you know how many millions I'm losing because of that? 538 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:28,567 Millions I'm losing! 539 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:31,233 All right, I don't know what else to say. Thank you. 540 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,801 All right, Mr. Greene. I understand now we're going to hear 541 00:26:33,901 --> 00:26:36,034 from Mr. Larry david, 542 00:26:36,134 --> 00:26:39,534 who will testify on mr. Greene's behalf. Mr. David? 543 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:41,867 - Thank you for being here. - You're welcome. 544 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,233 Mr. David, as you know, we are looking into 545 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,567 allegations of physician misconduct 546 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:48,801 stemming from the incident 547 00:26:48,867 --> 00:26:50,701 on the 17th of this month. 548 00:26:50,801 --> 00:26:53,233 Would you please tell the board what happened? 549 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:56,034 I was having lunch in the cafeteria, 550 00:26:56,134 --> 00:26:59,233 and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. 551 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:03,101 You know, it's-- It's a thing we all do. 552 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:04,967 It's not a crime, right? 553 00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:07,967 - Don't have to be embarrassed. - No need for embarrassment. 554 00:27:08,068 --> 00:27:09,267 Go ahead. 555 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:10,967 Anyway, I went into the stall. 556 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:14,134 Generally, when I-- When I use a public toilet, 557 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,801 I'll-- I'll go into the stall as opposed to the urinals. 558 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,333 I find there's, you know, there's no privacy. 559 00:27:19,434 --> 00:27:22,333 And if there's no dividers, it's kind of like going in a trough. 560 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,233 All right, all right. Go ahead, please. 561 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,400 Anyway, so I went into the stall-- 562 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,134 I guess it's kind of a habit now 563 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,233 for me to go into the stall, in a way. 564 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,500 Um, if it's open, if it's available, 565 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,333 I'll-- I'll generally take the stall. 566 00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:38,634 Of course, what you find in there is-- you know, is anybody's guess. 567 00:27:38,734 --> 00:27:41,068 Anyway, so I'm in the stall, 568 00:27:41,168 --> 00:27:45,534 and I overhear this guy talking on his cell phone. 569 00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:48,867 And he's talking to a friend of his, and he's getting very upset 570 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,867 'cause he had to move some furniture 571 00:27:50,967 --> 00:27:53,068 and he hurt his hand. And he-- and he's saying, 572 00:27:53,168 --> 00:27:56,068 - "and then I hurt my hand 'cause this 300-lb-- " 573 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,434 sorry I'm late. 574 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,134 Please continue, mr. David. 575 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:06,667 Go ahead, sir. 576 00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:08,333 Please continue. 577 00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:12,734 Mr. David, is there a problem? 578 00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:17,001 Please, tell us what the man on the cell phone said. 579 00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:22,834 Mr. David, tell us what the man said! 580 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,567 - Just say it! - You are wasting this committee's time. 581 00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:28,200 - Larry, tell 'em. - Please tell us what the man said. 582 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,168 - Say it! - Tell 'em! Will you tell them? 583 00:28:30,267 --> 00:28:31,934 - Just say it! - Larry, just tell 'em! 584 00:28:32,034 --> 00:28:33,901 - Tell us what the man said! - Tell them, please? 585 00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:36,001 - Just do it, Larry! - Tell us now, Mr. David! 586 00:28:36,101 --> 00:28:38,734 - Just say it! - Larry, tell 'em!