1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:03,794 - Ready? Okay. - Yeah. 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:07,006 - Hi. Rachel...Phoebe's... - It's...and... 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,507 - Please... - Leave... 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,092 Leave... 5 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,344 But, I...I just said, "leave." 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,639 Yeah, I know, because you have all the good words. 7 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:20,477 What do I get? I get "it's, and"... oh, I'm sorry, I have "A." Forget it. 8 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,689 - Phoebe, come on. That's silly. - All right, so, let's switch. 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,567 No, I have all the good words. 10 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,736 Okay, fine, fine. We can switch. 11 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,821 - Okay. - Okay. 12 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,948 - Hi... - Everybody... 13 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,241 - It's... - Rachel... 14 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,492 - And... - Phoebe's... 15 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,619 Pleas...wait. How did you do that? 16 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,204 What? 17 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,958 Oh...you're no ordinary roommate, are you? 18 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,962 Ph-Phoebe, come on. Can we finish this later? 19 00:00:45,987 --> 00:00:47,737 I want to go running before it gets dark. 20 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,923 - Oh! Why don't you come with me? - Really? 21 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,258 Yeah. Oh, it'll be fun. 22 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,454 We'll run in the park. It'll be, like, our first, 23 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:55,411 you know, roommate-bonding thing. 24 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,056 Okay, let's go running! 25 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,759 Yeah...and there's really cute guys there. 26 00:00:58,784 --> 00:00:59,849 Let's run towards them! 27 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,351 Okay. 28 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,520 All right, wait just one more second. 29 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:06,398 Hi. It's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks. 30 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,443 Well, now, wait a minute. You just took all the words. 31 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,279 Uh-huh, you've met your match, Rachel Green. 32 00:01:14,889 --> 00:01:18,889 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:23,313 {an8}♪ So no one told you life was going to be this way ♪ 34 00:01:23,337 --> 00:01:26,037 {an8}♪ Your job's a joke, you're broke ♪ 35 00:01:26,061 --> 00:01:28,861 {an8}♪ Your love life's D.O.A. ♪ 36 00:01:28,885 --> 00:01:32,885 {an8}♪ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ♪ 37 00:01:32,909 --> 00:01:35,909 {an8}♪ When it hasn't been your day ♪ 38 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:38,933 {an8}♪ Your week, your month, or even your year ♪ 39 00:01:38,957 --> 00:01:42,457 {an8}♪ But I'll be there for you ♪ 40 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:46,481 {an8}♪ 'Cause you're there for me, too ♪ 41 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,592 {an8}So, I just finished this 42 00:01:54,617 --> 00:01:56,013 {an8}- fascinating book. - Hmm. 43 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:59,493 {an8}By the year 2030, there'll be computers 44 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:04,706 {an8}that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. 45 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:07,042 {an8}So, theoretically, you could download 46 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,754 {an8}your thoughts and memories into this computer 47 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:15,843 {an8}and...and...and live forever, as a machine. 48 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:23,183 {an8}And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. 49 00:02:23,207 --> 00:02:24,935 {an8}[DOOR OPENING] 50 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,687 {an8}- Hey. - BOTH: Hey. 51 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:31,024 {an8}Honey, that's a great idea... nailing the boxes to the floor. 52 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,530 {an8}- I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. - Oh, so you can move them? 53 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,031 {an8}Yes. 54 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,952 {an8}Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you. 55 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,832 {an8}Hey, everybody. Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,626 {an8}She's...she's going to be my new roommate. 57 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,338 {an8}- Hi. - JANINE: Hi. 58 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,382 {an8}Yeah, she's going to live with me! 59 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,303 {an8}It's nice to meet you. Uh, Janine... 60 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,804 {an8}Lecroix, Janine Lecroix. 61 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,765 {an8}I didn't know that. Wh-What a pretty last name. 62 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,643 So, uh, wh-where are you from? 63 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,979 Australia. I just moved here a couple of weeks ago. 64 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,689 - From the land down under? - Yeah. 65 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,858 I didn't know that, either. 66 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,694 So, uh, what, uh, what do you do? 67 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,780 - I'm a dancer. - You're a dancer? 68 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,491 Sh-She's a dancer. 69 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,572 JANINE: Well, I think I'll go and...unpack. 70 00:03:24,597 --> 00:03:26,230 Oh, hey, let me. 71 00:03:26,354 --> 00:03:28,354 - Thanks. - Okay. 72 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,167 [GASPING ECSTATICALLY] 73 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,089 - Joey... - JOEY: Yeah? 74 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:39,551 Did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in? 75 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,470 - Of course I did. - Uh-huh. 76 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,013 What exactly did you ask her? 77 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,973 "When can you move in?" 78 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,479 Thank you for bringing her into our lives. 79 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,148 Unbelievable. 80 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,609 Oh...oh, so you like her, too, Chandler? 81 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,819 Hey, look at all the boxes. 82 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,740 Oh, I cannot wait to ask her out. 83 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,076 Wait a minute, Joey. Joey, you can't ask her out. 84 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,954 She's your roommate. You know, it's... it'll be way too complicated. 85 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,580 Yeah, yeah, man, don't do it. 86 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,542 I mean, if you date her, then...then...then I can't date her. 87 00:04:12,811 --> 00:04:14,973 CHANDLER: All right, think about it. Remember when you 88 00:04:14,998 --> 00:04:16,962 went out with that girl, Donna, and you broke up? 89 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:20,217 Remember how horrible it was when you bumped into each other at the supermarket? 90 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,843 Oh, God, yeah. 91 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,680 Now, imagine you live... at the supermarket. 92 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,348 Okay. 93 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,268 - No, no. - Oh. Oh. 94 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,646 Oh, you're right. I don't want that. I can't date her. 95 00:04:32,714 --> 00:04:35,874 Yeah, and you'd better watch the flirting, too, because in such close quarters... 96 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,652 - it could be trouble. - Well, that's going to be tough, Mon. 97 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,572 I mean, it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. 98 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:46,743 [CHUCKLES] Heh. Well, you're around me all the time, and you don't flirt. 99 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,080 You a little sad about that, sweetheart? 100 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,754 I have to tie my shoes. So you go ahead. I'll catch up. 101 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,756 - Okay. - PHOEBE: Okay. 102 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:03,444 [PANTING] 103 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,763 Come on! That's not running! Let's go! 104 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,771 You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, 105 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,274 she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog 106 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,401 and "The Six Million Dollar Man." 107 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:24,281 Monica had such a crush on him. Ha, ha. 108 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:28,910 Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed. 109 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,287 Oh, I used to do that, too. 110 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,915 Oh, my God. Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green?" 111 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,086 Aw, Mon... 112 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,880 [CHUCKLING] 113 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,965 So, Phoebe runs weird, huh? 114 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,152 Yeah, yeah, and you know what? And I know she's going to want to run again. 115 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:48,013 I don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her. 116 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,516 Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth. 117 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:55,062 You're right. You're right. I should just tell her the truth. 118 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,396 - Hey. - ROSS & MONICA: Hey. 119 00:05:56,564 --> 00:06:00,525 Hey, Pheebs, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever. 120 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,196 Why? Why would you do that? 121 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,323 I don't know. 122 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,493 Rachel, I'm...I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles. 123 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,245 - Ankle. - We'll see. 124 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,336 CHANDLER: Okay, I am officially unpacked. 125 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,463 Thanks for helping me, man. 126 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,173 Joe? 127 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,925 [JOEY CHUCKLES] 128 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:32,015 Well, I guess Joey went home. 129 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:36,478 Oh, and look, there is still one box that I have to unpack. 130 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:37,896 [JOEY LAUGHS] 131 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:40,941 I gotcha! 132 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,317 [LAUGHING] 133 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:46,279 Oh, my God! You almost gave me a heart attack. 134 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,200 Boy, it was so hard not to laugh, I'll tell you. 135 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,494 Oh, hey-hey... the place looks great. 136 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,829 Yeah, not bad, right? 137 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,059 You know what? Monica's going to be working late, 138 00:06:56,084 --> 00:06:57,857 so, I'm going to make this place spotless. 139 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,043 You know what else I'm going to do? 140 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:03,088 I'm going to go downstairs. I'm going to get her some flowers. 141 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,965 Now, who would not want to live with me? 142 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,925 I don't. 143 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:10,971 No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer. 144 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,282 Okay, now, how's that going, though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing? 145 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,576 Uh, yeah, but...so far, yeah, but it's tough, you know? 146 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,704 I've got all this...this built-up flirting energy, 147 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,546 and...and I don't know how to get rid of it. 148 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,318 How you doin'? 149 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,867 [VOICE CRACKS] Oh, man. 150 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,953 Sorry, there's just more room out here. 151 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,064 Oh, no, no, no, it's...it's, uh...you just, uh, uh, 152 00:07:38,089 --> 00:07:41,484 reminded me that, uh, I have to do my stretches, too, yeah. 153 00:07:44,508 --> 00:07:46,508 [GROANING PAINFULLY] 154 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,509 - Why don't you try to... - Aah! [YELPING] 155 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,678 - What's wrong? - Uh, uh, nothing. 156 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,930 I just, uh...I...I didn't want you to touch me 157 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:57,267 because I'm...I'm all sweaty from the workout. Ha, ha. 158 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,768 I'm going to hit the shower. 159 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,523 Oh, my God! 160 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,692 Oh, sorry about that stuff hanging in there. 161 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,737 It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. 162 00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,655 Oh... 163 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,616 [LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 164 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,640 [WHIMPERING] 165 00:08:15,883 --> 00:08:17,964 [EXHALING RHYTHMICALLY] 166 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,933 - RACHEL: [STARTLED YELL] Aah! - PHOEBE: Hi! 167 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,418 Oh, yeah, uh-huh, it's me. 168 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,880 I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. 169 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,257 You lied so you could run by yourself. 170 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,134 No, Phoebe, no, I was...no. 171 00:08:31,202 --> 00:08:33,570 You know what? I was... I was actually just checking... 172 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,804 to see... 173 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,723 if I could run, and I can. 174 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,642 Please, Rachel, I'm not an idiot. 175 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,935 No, wait, Phoebe. 176 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,575 Wow...couples who live together do start to look alike. 177 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,287 So, Mondler... 178 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,039 uh... 179 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,876 what, uh...wh...what are you doing? 180 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,295 What does it look like? I am cleaning. 181 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,799 Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff? 182 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,635 Authorizat...I don't need that. I'm going to put everything back. 183 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,096 Put it back exactly where you found it? 184 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,474 Yes, I'm going to put it back "exactly" where I found it. 185 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,978 Okay, first of all, that attitude is not helping. 186 00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:26,164 Okay, she is not going to care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place. 187 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,651 Oh, hello? Did you just meet Monica? 188 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,154 She's going to recognize that I did a nice thing, 189 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,615 and...and appreciate it. 190 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,368 Huh. You know, actually, this will work out well. 191 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,662 Because when you have to move back in with Joey, 192 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,623 Joey's hot new roommate can come live with me. 193 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,876 Oh, I see. I see. Y-Y-You're trying to freak me out. 194 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:51,673 Look, Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right? 195 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:56,636 Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. 196 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,598 Oh, my God, she's going to sit on you. 197 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,559 No, she's not, okay? You know, I'll prove it to you. 198 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,728 I'm going to call her right now. 199 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,439 Phone's done. 200 00:10:07,463 --> 00:10:09,463 [CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY] 201 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,668 - MONICA: Hi. - Hey, Mon, how's it going? 202 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,438 MONICA: Terrible. I tell you, if...if...if I want 203 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:15,028 something done right, I have to do it myself. 204 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,823 Other people just wreck stuff. 205 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,952 I really think I might kill someone tonight. 206 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,582 Oh, come on, come on, it can't be that bad. 207 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,751 It's worse. The only thing getting me through 208 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,628 is knowing I'm going to see you soon. 209 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,964 - I may try to get out of here early. - No, no, no, no. 210 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,275 No, no, no. No, it sounds like they really need you down there. 211 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,928 - You're just hanging out with Ross? - It's all good. Okay, bye-bye, Mon. 212 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,223 Sh-She's going to kill me. 213 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,435 You know, the phone was facing the other way... 214 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,188 and that goes back up there. 215 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,544 You know what we should do? We should start with the big stuff, you know? 216 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:58,114 That'll be the easiest. So, uh, let's start with the couch. 217 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,950 I got it. 218 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,373 Yeah, that...that doesn't look right. 219 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,751 What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet, 220 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,192 and then I could just walk over here and 221 00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:14,488 casually just put my feet right up on... 222 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,800 Okay, here's what we do... 223 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,886 we just move the couch closer to the coffee table. 224 00:11:19,954 --> 00:11:23,239 Whoa, yeah, but then the back of the couch won't line up with the back of the carpet. 225 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,476 Okay, well, here...we'll just, uh... we'll move the coffee table 226 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,686 closer to the couch. 227 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:33,775 No, whoa! Whoa! But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area. 228 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,362 But the coffee table doesn't match the table...Ross. 229 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,617 Hi. All right, look, what am I going to do? 230 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,889 I'm not flirting, but still, I'm...I'm drawing 231 00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:47,062 her to me like...like...like a moth to a flame! 232 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,879 What the hell's going on over here?! 233 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,841 Monica's going to kill you. 234 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,802 Look, I need your help, okay? 235 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:04,681 I have to do something to...to repel this woman. 236 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,683 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 237 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,185 You guys repel women all the time! 238 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,106 Hey, I've been married three times. 239 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:16,130 [SLOW CLAPPING] 240 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,196 No, no, no, I've seen it happen. 241 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:24,075 You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it. 242 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,703 What's your secret? 243 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,498 Look, we do not repel women, okay? 244 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,584 That is completely untrue. 245 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,712 Uh, yes, we do, my man. 246 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:38,398 Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance 247 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,718 and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking 248 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,137 about the Irish potato famine? 249 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:48,308 Yeah, well, what about you? You weren't so, you know, hot in college, either. 250 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,893 After everything he said, he'd go, 251 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,603 "Ba-dum-bump. Chssh." 252 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,649 Yeah, Monica doesn't like that, either. Maybe I should stop doing that. 253 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,737 Well, you know what? Girls don't like it when I start talking about science. 254 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,198 That's not specific to girls. 255 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,868 This is great, this is great! What...what else, what else? 256 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:09,137 Uh...oh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar. 257 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,582 And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. 258 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:17,962 You know, they don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you. 259 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:22,592 - Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. - I'm never going to find love again. 260 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,972 Hey. 261 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,600 - Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 262 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,187 Okay, um, I... 263 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,484 all right, Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, okay? 264 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,111 I handled the situation horribly. 265 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,447 And...and I should not have lied to you. 266 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,367 So, what should you have done? 267 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,828 Well, I...I should have told you the truth. 268 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,372 Uh-huh...which is? 269 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:58,211 Well, you know...the reason that I didn't want to go running with you is, 270 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,921 because, uh, 271 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,132 well, you know, the way that you run is just a little... 272 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,345 - So? - Well, it's embarrassing. 273 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,556 People were looking at us like we were crazy. 274 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,809 - Why do you care? - Because they're people. 275 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,854 But people that you don't know and will never see again. 276 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,314 Yes, but still, they are people... 277 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,316 with eyes. 278 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,778 Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss... 279 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,197 [PANTING] Choo, choo, choo, choo. 280 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,867 But, oh, okay. 281 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:33,204 No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. 282 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,206 Yeah, okay. You're uptight. 283 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:39,836 Wh...! I...lis...I am not uptight... [LAUGHING] No... 284 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:44,591 listen, I am not... uptight, man. 285 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,262 That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging you. That's just who you are. 286 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,099 Me, I'm more free, you know? I run like I did when I was a kid, 287 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,019 because that's the only way it's fun, you know? 288 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:59,522 I mean, didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs were going to fall off? 289 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,191 You know, like when you were running towards the swings 290 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,986 or...or running away from Satan? 291 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,116 The neighbor's dog. 292 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,440 Oh. 293 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,914 Okay, is this lamp in the right place? 294 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,708 Who cares? I repel women. 295 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,379 No, no, no, no, no, no! You can't come in here. 296 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,131 R-R-Ross is naked! 297 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,886 - MONICA: What?! - What?! 298 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,015 I couldn't say that I was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked. 299 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,559 Why does anyone have to be naked? 300 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,230 MONICA: Why is Ross naked? 301 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,403 I...I had to... show Chandler something. 302 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,699 MONICA: Naked? 303 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,910 Yeah, I...I, uh... 304 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,079 I guess I have, a, uh... 305 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,373 a guy problem. 306 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,086 MONICA: Is it the same thing that Chandler had? 307 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,774 Look, uh, just...just come back later. 308 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,401 We'll get everything squared away, and you can come back later. 309 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,678 MONICA: Okay. Hey, listen, 310 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,431 there's still some of Chandler's medicine left under the sink in the bathroom. 311 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,101 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 312 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,233 Thank God. 313 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,571 Dude, what'd you have? 314 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,784 Look, we have no time, okay? We must focus. 315 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,745 We've got to get everything back into its original place. 316 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,038 The photo album. 317 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:43,126 There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. 318 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,920 We just go through it and match everything to the pictures. 319 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,798 - That's perfect. That's brilliant. - Yeah. 320 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,386 So, really, what'd you have? 321 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,932 Hey, Joey, I've got some beer for you. 322 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,687 Uh, don't...don't you mean, "for whom"? 323 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,857 Sure. 324 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,318 Listen, I was going to order some pizza. You want to share one? 325 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738 Pizza? Ha! It's not like I've never had that before. 326 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,740 [MIMICS DRUM FILL] Ba-dum-bump. Chssh. 327 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,368 Is there something wrong? 328 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,663 All right, all right. 329 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,833 Let's just get this out in the open, okay? 330 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,501 You're hot. 331 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,212 I'm lovable. 332 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,382 Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us, 333 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,843 but we're roommates, 334 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,597 and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. 335 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,515 - Joey... - No, no, no, I'm telling you. 336 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:43,061 Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand. 337 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,941 Okay, so the question is, what do we do? 338 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,235 Well, I don't think there is anything to do. 339 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,654 I mean, I think you're really sweet, 340 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,324 but I'm just not interested in you like that. 341 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,580 Oh! 342 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,665 No, I mean... 343 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:10,505 [SIGHS] you're a really nice guy, and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend. 344 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,632 I'm just...you know, I just 345 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,010 don't feel that way about you. 346 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,221 Oh... 347 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,307 I see what happened. [LAUGHS] Ha, ha. 348 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,935 It's because I was trying to repel you, 349 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:29,190 right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on. 350 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,568 - I don't think so. - Oh, I do. 351 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,657 How you doin'? 352 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,202 I'm okay. 353 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,706 - What? - What? 354 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,126 Oh, dear God! 355 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,092 [PANTING] Choo, choo, choo. 356 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,411 [BOTH SCREAMING] 357 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,396 - RACHEL: Hey! - PHOEBE: Hey! 358 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,856 Pheebs! 359 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,400 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. You were right...this feels great! 360 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,610 See? And you don't care if people are staring. 361 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,446 It's just for a second, 'cause then you're gone! 362 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:21,117 Gone! I mean, it's amazing, Pheebs! I feel so free, and so graceful... 363 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,577 Aah! 364 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,538 [WHINNIES] 365 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,957 Ha! Hey! Look out for the horse. 366 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,208 Sorry. 367 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,966 Is it okay for me to come in now? 368 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,676 Uh-huh. 369 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,727 - Why is everything different? - Bye. 370 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,106 No, I don't see anything different, 371 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,693 other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. 372 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,903 [FORCED LAUGH] 373 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,489 Well, the end table is wrong, and the couch looks bizarre, 374 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,117 and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets. 375 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,163 Okay, look, don't... don't be mad, okay? 376 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:11,834 But after I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you, 377 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,921 so I...I...I cleaned the apartment. 378 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,840 So I moved everything around, and then I...I forgot 379 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,520 where it...where it went back. And I'm sorry. 380 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:22,619 I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 381 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,598 That's okay. 382 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,351 Chandler, are you afraid of me or something? 383 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,187 Do you want me to be afraid of you? 384 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,482 Of course not. 385 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,027 Oh, my gosh, Chandler, what you did... it's...it's such a wonderful thing 386 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,946 and I really appreciate it. 387 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:43,799 I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place. 388 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,285 But I would never expect you to worry about that. 389 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,162 Really? 390 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,706 Of course. 391 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,875 Oh, well, you're the best. 392 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,669 You come here to me. 393 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,964 All right, hold on, okay? First things first. 394 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,757 Okay, now... 395 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,677 did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked? 396 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,850 {an8}So, it said that by the year 2030, 397 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,271 {an8}there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions 398 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,564 {an8}as an actual human brain. 399 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:19,235 {an8}So theoretically, you can download your thoughts 400 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,612 {an8}and your memories into this computer... 401 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,198 {an8}And live forever as a machine! 402 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:32,164 {an8}Uh, so, Janine, you,,,you...you know what...you know what we're doing right now? 403 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,085 {an8}You and I, we're...we're interfacing. 404 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,297 {an8}Yeah. I got to go. 405 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,434 {an8}Ba-dum-bump. 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