1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,892 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,299 --> 00:00:07,200 ( Theme music playing ) 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,391 - ( Woman crying ) - Woman #2: It's okay. Let it go. 4 00:00:18,426 --> 00:00:22,563 Let it go. This is pushing buttons, and that's all right. 5 00:00:22,597 --> 00:00:25,633 - No, you're safe, you're safe. - Uh... 6 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:28,100 It's all right. Let it go. 7 00:00:28,135 --> 00:00:31,135 - Oh my. Oh. - Uh... 8 00:00:32,635 --> 00:00:35,133 - Oh. - I just want to get some chubby hubby. 9 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:37,499 Sir, could you please give us a moment? 10 00:00:37,533 --> 00:00:39,832 Yeah, aw. 11 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:41,332 Aw aw. 12 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:43,633 Yes, aw. 13 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:46,600 A little to the left... Or the right. 14 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:51,833 - Separate separate. - Excuse, me. 15 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:53,465 I'm trying to get to the chubby hubby. 16 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,965 - Yes, you said that. - Yeah. 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,165 Yes, okay, that's a good girl. 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,800 Oh oh my. 19 00:01:00,835 --> 00:01:02,967 Poor baby. 20 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:06,033 Sir! Excuse me. Now I've tried to be nice. 21 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,534 I have asked you to give us some space. 22 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,103 - What's this about? - None of your business. 23 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:13,705 Personal-- It's a personal thing? 24 00:01:13,739 --> 00:01:17,141 - Would you please? - Okay, all right. 25 00:01:17,175 --> 00:01:19,376 Thank you. 26 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:22,078 Don't pay attention to that jerk. 27 00:01:22,112 --> 00:01:25,479 Oh, it's okay. 28 00:01:25,514 --> 00:01:28,648 Oh, are you all right, sweetheart? 29 00:01:28,683 --> 00:01:31,216 It's gonna be-- 30 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:33,816 Marty: You're not going to believe this. 31 00:01:33,851 --> 00:01:36,413 Richard is dating a burlesque dancer. 32 00:01:36,447 --> 00:01:37,912 - I had dinner with them. - Really? 33 00:01:37,946 --> 00:01:39,277 I don't like to sound like a pig, 34 00:01:39,312 --> 00:01:41,712 but she has magnificent breasts. 35 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:43,913 - What's she like? - She's dumb. 36 00:01:43,947 --> 00:01:45,680 ( Snickers ) 37 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:49,348 All she wanted to talk about was how she dances, 38 00:01:49,382 --> 00:01:51,315 how the crowd loves her and-- 39 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:52,850 - Oh, here he is. - I'm sorry. 40 00:01:52,884 --> 00:01:55,585 - Huh? - Let me alone. Don't yell at me. 41 00:01:55,619 --> 00:01:58,185 They moved the audition. It's in 10 minutes. 42 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:00,686 I was on the phone with an ex-girlfriend who was suicidal, 43 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,855 so I couldn't exactly hang up to say I want to go to a salad bar. 44 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:05,956 Wait, she's going to commit suicide and she calls you? 45 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:08,157 A lot of people call me who are suicidal. 46 00:02:08,191 --> 00:02:09,824 I don't think you'd be my suicide call. 47 00:02:09,859 --> 00:02:11,859 - You're kidding me. - No, I don't think you'd be. 48 00:02:11,893 --> 00:02:13,626 What would bring you to the brink of suicide? 49 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:15,427 Can I ask him why he wouldn't call me first? 50 00:02:15,461 --> 00:02:16,728 - What would bring you-- - Him. 51 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,029 - He would? - He would. 52 00:02:18,063 --> 00:02:20,229 So you'd be calling the guy who caused you to-- Okay. 53 00:02:20,264 --> 00:02:22,397 By the way, are you dating a burlesque dancer? 54 00:02:22,432 --> 00:02:25,065 - What makes you say that? - We heard. 55 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,767 I didn't say anything bad. I said she was beautiful. 56 00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:29,701 - Why do you have to blab about my personal life? - What do you mean? 57 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,835 You didn't swear him to secrecy. What's the big deal? 58 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,536 Hey, if it wasn't for fucking burlesque, 59 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,137 we wouldn't have Chaplin or the Marx brothers. 60 00:02:35,171 --> 00:02:37,672 Oh, Chaplin was a great pole dancer. 61 00:02:37,706 --> 00:02:39,839 Admit it, the only reason you're going out with her 62 00:02:39,874 --> 00:02:41,107 is because of her ample bosom. 63 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:43,374 That's despicable to say that to me. Of course not. 64 00:02:43,409 --> 00:02:47,510 - For her brains and her sense of worth. - Have you set a date aside 65 00:02:47,544 --> 00:02:49,745 when you're going to finally look at her face? 66 00:02:49,779 --> 00:02:51,713 ( Laughing ) 67 00:02:51,748 --> 00:02:54,015 That's-- That's really funny. 68 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,283 Yeah, laugh it up. 69 00:02:55,317 --> 00:02:58,619 Listen, I have an audition now, so if you don't mind. 70 00:02:58,653 --> 00:03:00,387 - I'll see you later. - That's very funny. 71 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:02,488 That's it? You come for two minutes? 72 00:03:02,523 --> 00:03:04,656 - I told you why I'm late. I have an audition. - All right. 73 00:03:04,691 --> 00:03:06,091 Quite frankly I'm a little offended 74 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:08,558 by you just focusing on a woman's breasts and nipples 75 00:03:08,593 --> 00:03:10,159 when maybe I'm in love with her, all right? 76 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:11,761 - So how does that-- - You're always in love. 77 00:03:11,795 --> 00:03:13,028 No, I'm not always in love. 78 00:03:13,063 --> 00:03:15,363 She also gives to charity and she has a great personality. 79 00:03:15,397 --> 00:03:16,897 - She gives to charity? - That's right. 80 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:18,231 - Jeff: Milk? - Huh? 81 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,799 - Jeff: She gives milk? - That's funny too? 82 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,099 You guys are on a fuckin' roll. 83 00:03:21,133 --> 00:03:23,266 - I'm out. - Dance for underprivileged kids. 84 00:03:23,301 --> 00:03:26,200 - Charity! - Marty: Gives to charity? 85 00:03:26,235 --> 00:03:29,169 - All right, I gotta go. - Look at the stuff that comes out of his mouth. 86 00:03:29,203 --> 00:03:31,237 - I got an idea. - Jeff: Hmm? 87 00:03:31,271 --> 00:03:35,138 Why don't the three of us, one night this week, go see her dance? 88 00:03:35,172 --> 00:03:37,472 - Hell yes. - We're not doing anything wrong. 89 00:03:37,507 --> 00:03:39,941 No, let's go. He never said we couldn't. 90 00:03:39,975 --> 00:03:41,441 We can't say anything to him. 91 00:03:41,476 --> 00:03:43,242 Who's gonna-- He doesn't need to know. 92 00:03:43,277 --> 00:03:45,677 We sit in the back. I say we go. 93 00:03:45,712 --> 00:03:48,012 - What are you doing? - I don't need to do that. 94 00:03:48,046 --> 00:03:50,380 - I did a hands in. - Please, we don't need a hands in. 95 00:03:50,415 --> 00:03:51,782 I'm gonna get going. You got lunch? 96 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:55,017 - I got it. I got it. - Okay, thank you. 97 00:03:55,052 --> 00:03:56,719 Yeah, let's go see her. What the hell? 98 00:03:56,753 --> 00:03:59,454 Oh, you'll love it, believe me. 99 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,525 Excuse me, I've just gotta run out for one second. 100 00:04:03,559 --> 00:04:05,694 Could you just keep an eye on my computer for me? 101 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:07,863 - Sure. - Thanks. 102 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:26,976 Excuse me. 103 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:28,910 Would you mind keeping an eye on that computer? 104 00:04:28,945 --> 00:04:32,347 - The guy asked me, but I have to go. - Um, yeah sure, okay. 105 00:04:32,381 --> 00:04:34,482 Good, thanks. 106 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:51,430 Aha! 107 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,766 Ha ha! 108 00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:57,469 Okay, this is the dog. 109 00:04:57,503 --> 00:05:00,104 This is the dog that's been going on my lawn. 110 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:02,173 - No bag? Where's your bag? - Well... 111 00:05:02,207 --> 00:05:04,209 You know, life-- It gets so crazy sometimes. 112 00:05:04,243 --> 00:05:05,744 - Oh, life gets crazy? - Yeah. 113 00:05:05,778 --> 00:05:07,645 If you're gonna have a dog, you have to have a bag. 114 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:09,846 I will bring a bag. I didn't bring a bag today. 115 00:05:09,881 --> 00:05:13,815 - I'm really sorry about that. - Because the dog without the bag-- It's incomplete. 116 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:16,717 It's a marriage. The bag and the dog, they go together. 117 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,451 I just don't see why you had to yell at me. 118 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,653 I'm yelling for society, for everybody. 119 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,187 - It's not just me. - Got it. 120 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,389 - People make mistakes. - Every day? 121 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:26,357 Roscoe, come. 122 00:05:26,391 --> 00:05:29,760 ( Jazz music playing ) 123 00:05:29,794 --> 00:05:31,795 Marty: Don't you love this place? 124 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,932 - Leon: This shit is fucking amazing. - Marty: It's great. 125 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,434 - Yeah. - Do you love it? 126 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,337 - What are you doing? - I'm looking for Lewis. 127 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,005 Let loose. He's not here. Have a good time. 128 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,706 Marty: We ought to do this more often. 129 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,541 Come to disgusting strip clubs? 130 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,044 - Why is it disgusting? - Disgusting? Fuckin'-- That's a harsh word. 131 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,480 - Watch this shit. - ( Crowd cheering ) 132 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,782 - That's her. That's her. - That's her? 133 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:56,887 It's like jell-o pudding inside of those motherfuckers. 134 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,389 She is communicating right now. You understand? 135 00:05:59,423 --> 00:06:01,157 In Hawaii they move hands and hips. 136 00:06:01,191 --> 00:06:02,625 Out here it's titties. 137 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:04,393 The fuckin' titties are talking right now. 138 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:06,028 And what exactly are they saying? 139 00:06:06,062 --> 00:06:08,496 Those titties are a blabbermouth, you know what I'm talking about? 140 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:10,865 They're fuckin' just yippity-yapping right now. 141 00:06:10,899 --> 00:06:13,734 ( Crowd cheering ) 142 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:25,244 ( Slurping ) 143 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:29,548 - Did you have fun? - No, not really. 144 00:06:29,582 --> 00:06:32,051 - Boy, I had a blast. - You know what I think? 145 00:06:32,085 --> 00:06:34,687 - What? - I think Lewis has lost his mind. 146 00:06:34,721 --> 00:06:37,489 - Why? - I just saw his girlfriend's tits, that's why. 147 00:06:37,524 --> 00:06:40,760 So what? He's not gonna marry her. He's just having fun. 148 00:06:52,903 --> 00:06:56,070 How can you not tell me you were going to see Stella? 149 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,302 - She's my girlfriend, for Christ's sakes. - Yeah, you're right. 150 00:06:58,337 --> 00:06:59,803 We probably should have told you. 151 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:01,738 But you didn't say we shouldn't go. 152 00:07:01,773 --> 00:07:05,207 And by the way, if you're dating somebody who takes their clothes off in public, 153 00:07:05,242 --> 00:07:07,510 then what's the difference? Everybody's gonna see her. 154 00:07:07,544 --> 00:07:09,879 You went there like a pervert. 155 00:07:09,913 --> 00:07:11,380 Hey, I didn't even see that much. 156 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:13,382 What percentage of the show did you look at her breasts? 157 00:07:13,416 --> 00:07:15,017 - I saw like-- - Hello, tiger. 158 00:07:15,051 --> 00:07:16,185 Hi, honey. Good to see you. 159 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:17,453 Hi, sweetie. Sorry I'm late. 160 00:07:17,487 --> 00:07:19,088 This is Larry, one of my oldest friends. 161 00:07:19,122 --> 00:07:20,923 - Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. - Hi. 162 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:22,559 I thought you said he was old. 163 00:07:22,593 --> 00:07:25,029 - You don't seem that old. - Well-- 164 00:07:25,063 --> 00:07:27,331 - Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. - Mrs. Cole, 165 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:30,434 I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the base, sir. 166 00:07:30,469 --> 00:07:33,071 He made out like you were a granddad, you know? 167 00:07:33,106 --> 00:07:34,540 You called me old? 168 00:07:34,574 --> 00:07:36,742 You're two days older than I am. 169 00:07:36,776 --> 00:07:39,077 You're a dissipated alcoholic. How dare you? 170 00:07:39,112 --> 00:07:40,846 - Recovering alcoholic. - All right, recovering. 171 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,514 Okay, listen, sorry. I didn't mean to start an argument or anything. 172 00:07:43,549 --> 00:07:47,251 That's okay. By the way, I actually did see your show last night. 173 00:07:47,286 --> 00:07:51,454 - You came to see my show? - Yes, I enjoyed the presentation. 174 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:52,656 What do you know about burlesque? 175 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,457 I saw the movie "Gypsy" with Natalie Wood. 176 00:07:54,492 --> 00:07:57,293 Oh, then you should be a Professor at Ohio state and teach this. 177 00:07:57,327 --> 00:07:59,428 It sounds like you appreciate the art form. 178 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:00,929 Well, I appreciate naked women. 179 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:02,831 Did you like the air fucking number I did? 180 00:08:02,865 --> 00:08:05,066 - The air fucking was sensational. - You liked that? 181 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,233 - Yeah, yeah? - Yes. 182 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:07,935 But let me just say this, okay? 183 00:08:07,969 --> 00:08:09,969 Your breasts are magnificent. 184 00:08:10,004 --> 00:08:12,405 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - What did you just say? 185 00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:14,874 You're not dissecting a frog in 12th-grade biology. 186 00:08:14,909 --> 00:08:17,610 - It's okay. I take it as a compliment. - She's not a specimen. 187 00:08:17,645 --> 00:08:20,812 By the way, I did notice in the show 188 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:23,514 that there's a small mole 189 00:08:23,548 --> 00:08:25,215 on the underside of your right breast 190 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,817 that you might want to get checked out. 191 00:08:26,851 --> 00:08:29,186 - Are you being serious? There's a mole? - Yeah yeah yeah. 192 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:33,656 - Okay. - How did you see a small mole from where you were sitting? 193 00:08:33,691 --> 00:08:35,658 I have breast vision and that's how I'm able to-- 194 00:08:35,692 --> 00:08:36,992 - You have breast vision? - Yes. 195 00:08:37,027 --> 00:08:38,493 Why don't you go to every burlesque show 196 00:08:38,528 --> 00:08:40,262 and just stare at all the breasts? 197 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:41,930 I could be a burlesque dermatologist. 198 00:08:41,964 --> 00:08:43,965 - We'll get it checked out. - Thank you very much. 199 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,967 - For sure. - You're welcome. 200 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,971 Well well well, look who's here. 201 00:08:53,207 --> 00:08:55,875 - You don't remember me? - No. 202 00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:57,643 I'm the idiot who asked you 203 00:08:57,677 --> 00:09:01,245 to look after my computer yesterday, remember? 204 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,481 - Yeah. So where is it? - You didn't get that back? 205 00:09:04,516 --> 00:09:06,816 No, I didn't get it back. Why am I asking you? 206 00:09:06,851 --> 00:09:09,953 I didn't get it back and it's gone and so were you. 207 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:11,587 You were taking such a long time. 208 00:09:11,622 --> 00:09:14,123 I had to get going and I gave it to someone. 209 00:09:14,157 --> 00:09:15,891 - Who did you give it to? - I don't know. 210 00:09:15,925 --> 00:09:18,860 - I gave it to some black guy. - You gave it to some black guy? 211 00:09:18,895 --> 00:09:21,629 - Yeah. - You gave it to a black guy?! 212 00:09:26,534 --> 00:09:30,369 Because that's-- I mean-- 213 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,739 What I was about to say was 214 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,541 why wouldn't you give it to a black person? 215 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,744 In fact, that day when we were in there, 216 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:41,879 I had been looking for a black person 217 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,714 to leave my computer with. 218 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:45,382 I didn't see one, so I left it with you. 219 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:47,050 Left it with me. Good good. 220 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:48,918 I'm sure it's gonna turn up. 221 00:09:48,953 --> 00:09:51,521 - I'll keep my eyes peeled for him. - I'm gonna go in. 222 00:09:51,555 --> 00:09:54,456 - He's probably dropped it off in there. - Probably dropped it off. 223 00:09:54,491 --> 00:09:56,158 - Take care. - Okay. 224 00:09:56,192 --> 00:09:58,360 Leon: Larry! ( Laughs ) 225 00:09:58,394 --> 00:10:00,495 What up, man? 226 00:10:00,529 --> 00:10:03,764 Oh, uh... nothing. 227 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:06,701 - Who's that dude, man? - Well, I mean it's not a big deal. 228 00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:09,369 He gave me his computer to watch... 229 00:10:09,404 --> 00:10:11,171 - Uh-huh. - ...And I had to leave. 230 00:10:11,205 --> 00:10:13,039 And I gave it to this guy 231 00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:15,675 and he never gave the computer back. 232 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:17,075 Who the fuck did you give it to? 233 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,177 It was a guy. Not important. 234 00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:22,780 Who the fuck did you give it to? 235 00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:24,415 A black guy. 236 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:27,217 - Wow. - I'm sorry. 237 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,019 - God damn. - I didn't want to tell you. 238 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:31,054 - A fuckin' black dude in there-- - You forced it out of me. 239 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,688 I feel fuckin' bad now. Know what I mean? 240 00:10:32,722 --> 00:10:34,189 You trusted that black motherfucker. 241 00:10:34,223 --> 00:10:35,590 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 242 00:10:35,624 --> 00:10:37,357 I don't want you thinking that shit about me, 243 00:10:37,392 --> 00:10:38,391 you understand? 244 00:10:38,426 --> 00:10:39,892 I could've stole this motherfucker... 245 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:41,526 Plenty of times, but I didn't. 246 00:10:41,561 --> 00:10:43,562 I know the code to the fuckin' house and shit. 247 00:10:43,596 --> 00:10:45,263 3948, right? The last four 248 00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:47,298 of your social security card number is 4938. 249 00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:48,499 All you did was change it around. 250 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:49,734 All that shit I fuckin' know. 251 00:10:49,768 --> 00:10:51,402 Remember that time you gave me the ATM card 252 00:10:51,436 --> 00:10:52,904 to get gas for the car and shit? 253 00:10:52,938 --> 00:10:54,206 And your signature-- Come on. 254 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,007 It's a big L. It's real clear, right? 255 00:10:56,042 --> 00:10:57,877 Then the "arry David" is sloppy. 256 00:10:57,911 --> 00:11:01,246 Any man can do that shit. Your mom's maiden name-- Ratner. You know what I mean? 257 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,715 - All they wanna know is that part. - Where are the car keys? 258 00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:05,717 - Inside the car. - I'll drive. 259 00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:07,885 Who the fuck told you my mother's maiden name?! 260 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,820 - I must've overheard it. - You're going through my shit! 261 00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:11,188 There's shit laying around the house! 262 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:13,590 Where the fuck did you find out my mother's maiden... 263 00:11:13,624 --> 00:11:16,091 ( Doorbell rings ) 264 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,529 - Oh, hi. - Hello. 265 00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:22,497 I'm your neighbor Margaret. 266 00:11:22,532 --> 00:11:24,199 Actually, I'm realizing now 267 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:26,267 - that we've run into each other before. - The supermarket. 268 00:11:26,301 --> 00:11:28,868 Oh yeah, that was kind of an awkward thing there. 269 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:30,704 I was just trying to get some ice cream. 270 00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:33,005 - I understand that. I understand that. - Chubby hubby. 271 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:36,875 You wouldn't move over. It was odd. 272 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:39,210 Well, there was a little more to it than that. 273 00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:41,245 I know the woman was crying. I saw that. 274 00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:42,546 - Right, yeah. - But still, 275 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,748 she could have cried a foot or two over. 276 00:11:44,782 --> 00:11:46,249 You see, the reason she was crying 277 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:49,318 is she's a new member of our safe house 278 00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,220 that I'm the housemother for. 279 00:11:51,255 --> 00:11:52,421 - Safe house? - Yes. 280 00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:53,923 Some people call them battered women. 281 00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:56,024 - I choose not to use that phrase. - Oh, they're battered. 282 00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:57,526 I think it's very pejorative. 283 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,394 - So anyway-- - Oh, where's the house? 284 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:02,963 - It's just a couple of doors down. - Seriously? 285 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,700 And speaking of those women, a couple of days ago 286 00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:09,069 I think there was a little incident 287 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,671 with one of our members and her dog. 288 00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:13,507 She's also part of the sorority over there? 289 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,275 Well, we don't call it a sorority. 290 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:17,877 - But yes, she is one of our members. - Oh my God. 291 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,913 And Saundra was so upset when she came home. 292 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,781 - She was upset? - Yes. 293 00:12:22,816 --> 00:12:24,917 Her dog pooped all over my lawn three times. 294 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:26,985 She doesn't clean it up. She doesn't bring bag. 295 00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:29,786 What we would love as neighbors and friends-- 296 00:12:29,821 --> 00:12:32,656 To invite you in to start a discussion. 297 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:36,126 And you can talk to Karen and you can talk to Saundra 298 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,194 and you can bring up your issues 299 00:12:38,229 --> 00:12:40,096 and perhaps apologize... 300 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,598 - Apologize? - .For any discomfort you caused them. 301 00:12:42,632 --> 00:12:44,032 I don't know why I would apologize. 302 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,934 - I didn't really do anything. - Well-- 303 00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:48,337 - All I want to do is buy some ice cream. - I know. 304 00:12:48,371 --> 00:12:51,640 - All I want to do is have a clean lawn... - I understand. 305 00:12:51,674 --> 00:12:53,375 - ...Without poop on it. - Exactly. 306 00:12:53,409 --> 00:12:54,810 I didn't really do anything. 307 00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:56,711 And you know what would be wonderful, Larry? 308 00:12:56,746 --> 00:13:00,315 Is that so many of the women have a negative connotation 309 00:13:00,349 --> 00:13:03,451 - as far as a male perspective goes. - Of course, yes. 310 00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:05,453 So it would be so great 311 00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:09,090 to have a safe man in their midst 312 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,159 that could give them a male perspective 313 00:13:11,193 --> 00:13:13,194 that they could feel good about hearing. 314 00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:16,197 So I would be representing men. 315 00:13:16,232 --> 00:13:18,132 In a safe place, yes. 316 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,536 - What do you say? - I'm happy to be the male representative. 317 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,605 Oh my goodness, that's wonderful. 318 00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:25,774 Maybe I could drum up a date over there, huh? 319 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:29,344 Oh, now Larry, let's remember boundaries. 320 00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:32,581 Hi. A little bit of a surprise for all of you. 321 00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:36,885 - I'd like to introduce our neighbor and friend Larry. - Hello. 322 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,953 What a great pleasure to meet you all. 323 00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:42,056 By the way, very nice house, if you don't mind my saying. 324 00:13:42,091 --> 00:13:44,025 - Beautiful. - Margaret: Isn't it nice? 325 00:13:44,059 --> 00:13:45,793 I don't know where you were living before, 326 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:48,129 but I would think this probably would be a step up. 327 00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:50,198 You hit the jackpot with this place, huh? 328 00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:53,067 You know what, Larry? Thank you for admiring our home. 329 00:13:53,101 --> 00:13:55,636 You're really hitting the cake here, huh? And donuts? 330 00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,605 You're welcome to help yourself. 331 00:13:57,639 --> 00:13:59,607 I hope you guys are working out eating this-- 332 00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:01,309 My father would call this crap. 333 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:02,944 - ( Laughs ) - That's a lot of crap. 334 00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:06,814 Larry, I think you might remember our friend Saundra. 335 00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:08,716 - A pleasure. - Hi. 336 00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,952 Did you have anything you wanted to say to Saundra? 337 00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:13,220 I do have something I'd like to say. 338 00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:16,490 First off, I want to apologize 339 00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:20,094 if I hurt your feelings in any way 340 00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:22,729 as a result I want of the dog pooping. 341 00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:24,064 I was just going to say 342 00:14:24,098 --> 00:14:27,000 th your anger is your problem 343 00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:29,069 and it's not my problem anymore. 344 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,371 - Huh, interesting. - Okay, but it really was great 345 00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:35,409 that Larry acknowledged your feelings and apologized. 346 00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:39,113 - I guess, yeah. - Hmm, she doesn't seem to be too overwhelmed by it. 347 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:40,581 But you know what? 348 00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:44,352 I feel very good about that interaction and-- 349 00:14:44,386 --> 00:14:47,488 It's just that dogs don't really have control of when they go. 350 00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:49,724 Yeah, but the owner has control of where the dog goes. 351 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,093 - Right. You know what? - Do you want to apologize to my dog? 352 00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:53,861 Because you really yelled at my dog. 353 00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,264 Yeah, it's very hard to apologize to a dog 354 00:14:56,299 --> 00:14:58,366 because they're a stupid animal. 355 00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,068 You know, okay, ain-- 356 00:15:00,102 --> 00:15:02,437 We're going to move on down the couch. 357 00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:05,874 And I think you may also remember Karen. 358 00:15:05,908 --> 00:15:07,375 Larry: Karen! 359 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:10,112 I would just like to apologize to you as well 360 00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:13,315 if I made you uncomfortable in any way at the market... 361 00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:14,983 You did. It's okay. 362 00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:18,820 - Wow. - ...When you were bawling in front of the refrigerator. 363 00:15:18,854 --> 00:15:21,923 I have no problem with crying in a grocery store. 364 00:15:21,957 --> 00:15:24,058 - I was very upset. - I know, I see. 365 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:27,162 I would suggest, however, that the next time 366 00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:29,197 you feel overwhelmed by something 367 00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:31,065 to go to a different section, 368 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,402 a section that's not used as much as the ice cream 369 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:36,037 which gets a lot of action. 370 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,706 I would go maybe to the-- Where the Japanese food is. 371 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,642 The hoisin sauce I don't think is a big-- 372 00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:42,176 It's not like buying ice cream. 373 00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:44,512 - It's a different-- - Margaret: Again, I am going to say 374 00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:45,947 we're going to concentrate 375 00:15:45,982 --> 00:15:48,149 on the positive part of what you had to say. 376 00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:50,151 - So-- - Who's that one? 377 00:15:50,186 --> 00:15:52,286 - That is Dale. She's one of our members. - Dale? 378 00:15:52,321 --> 00:15:53,754 - Yes. - Wow. 379 00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,656 Why don't you finish what you were saying to Karen? 380 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,625 What a bovine she is, huh? 381 00:15:57,659 --> 00:15:59,494 - Jesus. - Well, okay, so-- 382 00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:00,995 She's like the capo here, huh? 383 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,931 No. No, she's not, Larry. 384 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,665 Does she run the show? Tell me the truth. 385 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,668 No, she doesn't. Nobody runs the show. 386 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:11,438 Is this the inspirational speaker that we're getting? 387 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,707 No, that's next week. 388 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:16,610 This is our friend and neighbor Larry. 389 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:19,246 Oh my God. What happened to you? 390 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,982 We are again going to stay in the present moment, 391 00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:24,318 - being grateful and being... - Inspirational speaker? 392 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:26,386 - ...Happy. - What in the fuck is she talking about? 393 00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:28,288 We have somebody coming in next week. 394 00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:31,291 And I think she just got confused. 395 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,293 - But instead-- - Yeah, I could see that. 396 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,695 - Margaret: Um, now-- - The washing machine's fucked. 397 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,263 Thank you, Dale. 398 00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:40,131 That darn washing machine. I'll tell you, we-- 399 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,534 We use it so much, as you can imagine, with all of our members. 400 00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:45,736 I'll tell you what I'll do for you. 401 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,971 If you need a machine, you're welcome to come 402 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,973 and use my machine anytime you want. 403 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,441 - Oh my goodness. - How about that? 404 00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:53,910 - Wow. Oh, is that generous. - Huh huh? 405 00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:56,312 - That is incredible. - Isn't that a beautiful gesture? 406 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:58,914 - That is great. - Give me a little round of applause if you want to. 407 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,549 It won't kill you. Go ahead. 408 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,751 Margaret: That would be fine. Sure. Why not? 409 00:17:02,786 --> 00:17:04,953 - You deserve that. - That's kind of tepid. 410 00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:08,289 - Anyway, thank you. That was very kind of you. - You're welcome. 411 00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:10,758 How about the marm here, huh? How about this marm? 412 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,626 Okay, well-- That's all right, Larry. 413 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,361 - How about this marm? - Okay, thank you. 414 00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:16,996 - Margaret: I think that I'm just gonna say goodbye. - Okay. 415 00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:19,932 If you touch it it's yours. 416 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,200 ( Laughing ) Again, thank you, Larry. 417 00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:24,202 Thank you so much. 418 00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:26,570 Ladies, I'm just going to walk our guest to the door. 419 00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,939 - Mm, krispy kreme? - Oh yeah yeah. 420 00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:30,773 And thank you so much. Okay. 421 00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:33,009 - This fuckin' thing is unbelievable! - All right, okay. 422 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,977 Larry, thank you again for coming by. 423 00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,612 Couldn't be happier. 424 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:40,015 Did you put one of these disgusting things 425 00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,616 back in here after eating it? 426 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,117 I might have. I have bad manners. 427 00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:45,419 There's a whole side dish here for the remnants. 428 00:17:45,454 --> 00:17:47,821 - This is the remnant plate. - Hello, boys. 429 00:17:47,856 --> 00:17:49,089 - Hi, beautiful. - Hi. 430 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:50,824 - Oh! - Oh hi. 431 00:17:50,858 --> 00:17:52,926 - Hello. - I am so happy. 432 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,260 I just came from the doctor 433 00:17:54,294 --> 00:17:56,228 and the mole is absolutely fine. 434 00:17:56,263 --> 00:17:58,597 - Fantastic! You see that? - Stella: I know, I know. 435 00:17:58,631 --> 00:18:00,264 - I knew. - That's good. 436 00:18:00,299 --> 00:18:02,333 - Believe me, I knew all along. - I was so worried for a while. 437 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:03,801 I'm very happy for you. 438 00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:05,636 Although if you told me that it wasn't fine, 439 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,872 I still would have been happy because I would have said, 440 00:18:07,906 --> 00:18:10,174 "see? Good thing I told you to go to the doctor." 441 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,043 And something happened when I saw the doctor. 442 00:18:13,078 --> 00:18:15,479 I started talking about how much pain 443 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:18,115 I'm always in with my boobs... 444 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:20,651 - What do you mean pain? - ...And that I get these backaches. 445 00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:23,654 And I've decided that I-- 446 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:27,392 I'm going to get my breasts reduced. 447 00:18:27,426 --> 00:18:30,495 - You're going to what? - I'm going to get them reduced. 448 00:18:31,898 --> 00:18:33,765 - That's-- - ( Laughing ) What? 449 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,500 - She's hilarious. - That's funny. 450 00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:36,935 - That's funny. - Stella: No. 451 00:18:36,969 --> 00:18:40,172 - That's a good joke. - I'm serious. Yeah. 452 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,840 - Really? - Yeah. 453 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,375 I get backaches all the time. 454 00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:45,377 It's really really painful. 455 00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:47,046 You take an advil for that stuff. 456 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,081 You throw a couple of stones behind your brassiere. 457 00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:50,817 - You just even it out. - What's the big deal? 458 00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:52,018 - Oh my God. - Like a seesaw. 459 00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:53,820 Okay, boys, you obviously don't understand. 460 00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:56,557 Imagine you had huge balls. 461 00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,059 - Yeah? - Balls? 462 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,362 Enormous, sweaty, just filled with spunk-- 463 00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:02,231 You're comparing breasts with balls? 464 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:04,967 People hate balls. Balls are reviled. 465 00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:08,037 You can't even mention balls and breasts in the same breath. 466 00:19:08,072 --> 00:19:10,741 - Of course you can. Balls are male boobs. - What? 467 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,509 Balls are disgusting they're hideous. 468 00:19:12,544 --> 00:19:15,447 Everybody wants to see those. Who wants to see balls? 469 00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,781 - Right. - People want to see those. 470 00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:18,250 - Sorry. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 471 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:20,553 Wow, I am talking to two schoolboys right now. 472 00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:22,956 - How much are you planning on taking off? - Maybe half. 473 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,025 - Half? Did you say half? - I'll be able to go jogging. 474 00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:27,127 - Half? - Half, yeah. 475 00:19:27,161 --> 00:19:29,463 You don't just love me for my tits, do you? 476 00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:33,101 ( Stuttering ) Larry, please, do I have to defend myself in this? 477 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:36,405 Hold it, hold it. There's many things you can say about this guy. 478 00:19:36,439 --> 00:19:37,406 - But not that. - Not that. 479 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,740 - Thank you. - Right right right. 480 00:19:38,774 --> 00:19:41,376 How could you even suggest that I would think that? 481 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:44,479 Look, you hurt the man. You hurt the man. 482 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:46,148 Look at him. It's insulting. 483 00:19:46,182 --> 00:19:48,517 - As his friend I'm insulted. - Okay, sorry. 484 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,587 - I just, you know-- - Listen, we'll discuss this. 485 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:53,757 I'm there for you, regardless of what you have to do, because I love you. 486 00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:56,060 - Everything will be fine. - I'm so happy you're so supportive! 487 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,995 Thank you, sweetie. I'm just going to the loo, okay? 488 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,398 - Back in a sec. - You're the woman of my dreams, 489 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,133 for Christ's sake. 490 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,802 - You fucking idiot. - What? 491 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,671 You did this. You're responsible for this. 492 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,906 You looked at her mole with a goddamn telescope 493 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,275 like Galileo jerking off from 40' away. 494 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,944 I had breast vision, I told you. 495 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,012 Because of you I'm going to lose this beautiful woman 496 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,881 with that figure, with those boobs. 497 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,852 - I thought you didn't care about her breasts. - All right, I lied. 498 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,254 What am I supposed to do now? Go from a double D to a-- 499 00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:24,624 - What's half of double d? - B+? No, B-. 500 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,893 B-. It's closer to the D, yes. 501 00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:28,629 What's closer to the D, the minus or the plus? 502 00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,963 I don't give a shit, quite frankly. 503 00:20:29,998 --> 00:20:31,599 This is not algebra. This is my life. 504 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,702 - Life is short. How dare she? - How dare she? 505 00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:36,971 Yeah, what gives her the right? It's self-centered. 506 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:38,540 - It really is. - It is selfish. 507 00:20:38,575 --> 00:20:39,942 - Isn't it? - Totally. 508 00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:42,144 Larry: She's getting half of it taken off. 509 00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:43,512 Reduce them by half. 510 00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:45,479 There shouldn't be a motherfucker cutting titties down. 511 00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:47,346 You don't fuckin' wanna reduce your titties by half 512 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,047 and expect a motherfucker to be happy with that shit. 513 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,546 - You know what I'm saying? - I do. 514 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:54,080 - I do know what you're saying. - You know what I'm saying? 515 00:20:54,115 --> 00:20:55,948 Why do you keep asking me that? I know what you're saying. 516 00:20:55,983 --> 00:20:57,415 Sometimes you don't know what the fuck I'm saying. 517 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,649 I know what the fuck you're saying. 518 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,249 I explain it to you and you don't fucking get it. 519 00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,116 I get it. You want to give me a test on it? 520 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:03,650 You like fucking full titties or half titties? 521 00:21:03,684 --> 00:21:05,317 You got two half titties, right? 522 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,251 - Know no better. - All right, you know what? 523 00:21:07,286 --> 00:21:09,019 We could talk till we're blue in the face. 524 00:21:09,054 --> 00:21:10,820 I don't mean that as a racial thing either. 525 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,720 Would I ever turn fucking blue? 526 00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:14,454 - It's an expression. - Who turns fuckin' blue? 527 00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:16,789 You say that to white people too. You can't turn blue? 528 00:21:16,823 --> 00:21:19,623 - Hell no I can't turn blue. - Blacks blush. You blush? 529 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:21,790 - Blacks don't fuckin' blush. - You never saw a black blush. 530 00:21:21,825 --> 00:21:23,791 Never seen a black blush in my fuckin' life. 531 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:25,459 Blacks don't fuckin' blush. 532 00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:29,962 - Hey, Laura. - Hey, Larry. 533 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,497 - Thank you so much. We really appreciate it. - You're very welcome. 534 00:21:32,531 --> 00:21:34,164 - Did you use the downey? - Yes, I did. 535 00:21:34,198 --> 00:21:37,166 - Hi, Dale. - Hey. 536 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,404 - Wow. - Huh? 537 00:21:42,438 --> 00:21:44,272 - Whew. - Did you get a load of that one? 538 00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:46,040 - Yo, she's something else, man. - Isn't she? 539 00:21:46,075 --> 00:21:47,341 - Who could fuck her up? - I know. 540 00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:48,809 Me and you couldn't take that bitch. 541 00:21:48,844 --> 00:21:50,978 She must have made up a story or something to get in there. 542 00:21:51,012 --> 00:21:53,513 I bet she heard about it from a friend in there. 543 00:21:53,548 --> 00:21:56,216 And my guess is she's living in some dump 544 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,650 and decided to move over. 545 00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:59,752 Gotta find out what the fuck the story is. 546 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,653 I'm going to find out right now. 547 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,857 Shit. 548 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,528 - ( Knocks ) - Yoohoo! 549 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,264 - How's the laundry coming along? - It's coming along. 550 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,232 - Huh? Coming along? - Yeah. 551 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:17,835 - You ever ice skate? - No. 552 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,205 Maybe I'll take you ice skating sometime. 553 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,174 - That'd be fun. - I guess. 554 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,176 So, Dale, if you don't mind my saying, 555 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:30,180 with all due respect, I was just wondering 556 00:22:30,214 --> 00:22:33,550 how you kind of... 557 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:36,185 You know, wound up over there. 558 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:39,722 Because it looks like you could... 559 00:22:39,756 --> 00:22:41,190 Take care of yourself. 560 00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:44,994 - It's none of your business. - Ah, okay. 561 00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:49,297 Because the thing about it is that 562 00:22:49,332 --> 00:22:53,100 I just don't see anybody taking you down. 563 00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:55,069 Ahh! 564 00:22:55,103 --> 00:22:57,237 ( Thuds ) 565 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,574 That is some shiner you got there. 566 00:23:01,608 --> 00:23:02,741 Can you tell me how it happened? 567 00:23:02,776 --> 00:23:07,812 I was home and I was talking to somebody. 568 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:13,316 And... I said something I shouldn't have said. 569 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,785 So this person struck you? 570 00:23:15,819 --> 00:23:19,588 No. I fell. 571 00:23:19,622 --> 00:23:22,057 Yeah, I fell. I'm clumsy. 572 00:23:22,091 --> 00:23:24,859 I'm really clumsy. I trip all the time. 573 00:23:24,893 --> 00:23:27,762 But, you know, I kind of-- 574 00:23:27,796 --> 00:23:29,663 I deserved it actually. 575 00:23:29,697 --> 00:23:31,498 - I was wrong. - Leon: Larry. 576 00:23:31,532 --> 00:23:35,601 - Excuse me, we're-- - I need some money. 577 00:23:35,635 --> 00:23:37,770 You need money? I gave you $40 yesterday. 578 00:23:37,805 --> 00:23:39,638 - What for? - I'm fuckin' hungry waiting around 579 00:23:39,673 --> 00:23:40,839 all this fuckin' time and shit. 580 00:23:40,874 --> 00:23:42,641 Can't you see I'm in pain here? 581 00:23:42,675 --> 00:23:44,242 I know. I'm sorry. 582 00:23:44,276 --> 00:23:45,743 But I'm fuckin' hungry right now. 583 00:23:45,778 --> 00:23:47,712 - What are you going to get? - Fuckin' fruit chews. 584 00:23:47,746 --> 00:23:49,513 Fruit chews? You know how bad those are for your teeth? 585 00:23:49,547 --> 00:23:51,248 You want to spend the winter in the dentist's office? 586 00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:52,983 - Put this shit on my fuckin' tab. - On your tab? 587 00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:54,651 - Yeah. - Like you're going to pay me back. 588 00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:56,986 You know I got you. Give me a few dollars. 589 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,021 All right. I'll give you some. 590 00:23:59,055 --> 00:24:02,057 - I love you, Larry. - Yeah, I love you too. 591 00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:05,060 - I'm sorry, you know him? - Yeah, he lives with me. 592 00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,196 - You live together? - Yeah, we live together. 593 00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:09,365 Uh-huh. 594 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,533 ( Pounding ) 595 00:24:12,537 --> 00:24:14,304 You know, I didn't even ask him to move in. 596 00:24:14,338 --> 00:24:16,137 He just moved in, doesn't pay any rent 597 00:24:16,171 --> 00:24:17,805 and he eats all my food. 598 00:24:17,839 --> 00:24:20,439 He knows all about me. He knows my mother's maiden name. 599 00:24:20,473 --> 00:24:22,140 I've got to get this guy out of my house. 600 00:24:22,174 --> 00:24:25,209 - It's driving me crazy. - Mr. David, is there anything 601 00:24:25,243 --> 00:24:27,877 that you'd like to tell me about this accident? 602 00:24:27,912 --> 00:24:30,012 This is completely in confidence. 603 00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:32,514 ( Banging ) 604 00:24:33,683 --> 00:24:37,017 - No, mm-mm. - Are you sure? 605 00:24:37,052 --> 00:24:40,254 - Yeah. - Okay. 606 00:24:48,934 --> 00:24:51,405 - Hello? - Larry. Lewis. 607 00:24:51,439 --> 00:24:53,275 - Hey! - Hey, how are you doing? 608 00:24:53,309 --> 00:24:54,777 Good. What's happening? 609 00:24:54,811 --> 00:24:58,115 Stella is going through with the breast reduction on Friday. 610 00:24:58,150 --> 00:25:00,986 - Oh, I am so sorry. - So on Thursday 611 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,792 I'm going to throw myself and those breasts a farewell party 612 00:25:04,826 --> 00:25:06,561 like they've never seen in their lives. 613 00:25:06,595 --> 00:25:09,565 - A breast blowout. - A breast blowout. Exactly right. 614 00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:12,002 Because I'm going to go to the Biltmore downtown. 615 00:25:12,037 --> 00:25:13,572 I'm going to have all their favorite 616 00:25:13,606 --> 00:25:15,674 frozen margaritas and put flowers there. 617 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:17,410 It's like the last time you're going to see them, 618 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:19,146 - like going off to war. - Absolutely. 619 00:25:19,181 --> 00:25:21,884 I never went to 'nam and I feel like this is sort of like-- In a way 620 00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:24,154 - sort of the same thing for me. - All right, good luck. 621 00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:26,189 - I'll speak to you soon. - Okay. 622 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,101 Oh my God, so I asked you to watch this computer for two minutes. 623 00:25:35,136 --> 00:25:37,704 I told you to give it to the guy when he comes back in, and what? 624 00:25:37,738 --> 00:25:39,840 You-- You-- 625 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,177 ( snaps fingers ) 626 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,278 You're not the guy. 627 00:25:48,313 --> 00:25:49,946 All right, I made a mistake. 628 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:51,448 I thought you were somebody else. 629 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,916 - Sorry. - Who did you think I was? 630 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:56,119 I thought you were this guy who I told to watch 631 00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,821 this computer and... He stole it. 632 00:25:58,855 --> 00:26:01,924 Oh. So was this guy black or white? 633 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:05,427 Pfft, happened to be black. 634 00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:08,763 So you think that all black people look alike? 635 00:26:09,932 --> 00:26:14,334 I think all computers look alike. 636 00:26:14,368 --> 00:26:16,502 ( Clicks tongue ) 637 00:26:16,537 --> 00:26:18,270 Have a nice day. 638 00:26:19,772 --> 00:26:21,139 Saundra: ...One statement. 639 00:26:21,173 --> 00:26:23,308 It's hard to make decisions in the moment. 640 00:26:23,342 --> 00:26:24,976 So buy a bunch of one thing 641 00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:27,212 and then we have a lot of one things to choose-- 642 00:26:27,246 --> 00:26:30,248 - Excuse me, I gotta get in here. - Sir, don't ever touch me. 643 00:26:30,283 --> 00:26:32,550 Sorry, we're from a battered women's shelter. 644 00:26:32,585 --> 00:26:36,388 Well, it looks like you could take care of yourself, honestly. 645 00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:39,758 - ( Crunches ) - Ahh! 646 00:26:45,997 --> 00:26:47,897 - Oh my God. - Hey. I know. 647 00:26:47,932 --> 00:26:49,399 It's me, Bob, from the restaurant, 648 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,133 - your neighbor. - Oh my God, are you serious? 649 00:26:51,168 --> 00:26:53,068 Yes. I'm so sorry. I had to take off. 650 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:54,836 I know you asked me to watch the computer, 651 00:26:54,871 --> 00:26:56,438 but nobody else looked trustworthy. 652 00:26:56,472 --> 00:26:58,139 I couldn't leave it there, so I took it with me 653 00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,574 and I figured I'd track you down. 654 00:26:59,608 --> 00:27:01,108 And now we can find the rightful owner. 655 00:27:01,142 --> 00:27:03,309 Nobody else looked trustworthy. And I thought you took it! 656 00:27:03,343 --> 00:27:06,078 - Well, I did, but I'm bringing it back. - Yeah, right. 657 00:27:06,113 --> 00:27:08,881 You know what? I gotta return some laundry to some neighbors. 658 00:27:08,915 --> 00:27:10,415 - Okay. - You got two minutes? 659 00:27:10,449 --> 00:27:12,617 - Can you wait in the house for me? - Yeah yeah, sure. 660 00:27:12,651 --> 00:27:16,887 - Make yourself at home and I'll be right back. - Okay. 661 00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:22,825 ( Knocking at door ) 662 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:29,798 Hi, sir. We're responding to a domestic battery call. 663 00:27:29,832 --> 00:27:31,967 I don't live here. 664 00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:34,435 The owner of the house, he just left. 665 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:36,738 Sir, you match the description of somebody who's been reported 666 00:27:36,772 --> 00:27:39,174 - for domestic battery at this address. - No no no no no. 667 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:41,276 See, the owner, he just walked out. He'll be right back. 668 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:43,144 Apparently you've been living here with Mr. David 669 00:27:43,179 --> 00:27:44,479 and he's been trying to get rid of you. 670 00:27:44,513 --> 00:27:46,114 It's all in the doctor's statement. 671 00:27:46,148 --> 00:27:48,316 No no no no no. Look, we can just talk to Mr. David. 672 00:27:48,351 --> 00:27:50,652 - He'll explain everything. - You won't be speaking to Mr. David. 673 00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:52,688 - He's being moved to a safe house. - What?! 674 00:27:52,722 --> 00:27:55,490 - No no! I was just returning a computer. - You're going to jail now. 675 00:27:55,525 --> 00:27:57,626 A computer. I don't live here. You're making a mistake. 676 00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:01,063 Wait for the guy to come back. He'll tell-- God damn it! 677 00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:12,205 ( Touch tones beeping ) 678 00:28:12,239 --> 00:28:14,105 - ( Ringing ) - Hello. 679 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,808 Hey, Richie boy! 680 00:28:15,842 --> 00:28:18,345 How's it going? Having fun? 681 00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:22,183 ( Theme music playing ) 682 00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:27,107 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com