1 00:00:02,117 --> 00:00:03,390 You promise you like your gift? 2 00:00:03,422 --> 00:00:04,421 Previously, on This Is Us... 3 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:07,105 The towel? It's absolutely terrible. 4 00:00:08,165 --> 00:00:09,247 He said you just go up and over 5 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:10,452 and burrito him. 6 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,561 They'll be in college soon. 7 00:00:12,982 --> 00:00:14,147 Your Highness. 8 00:00:14,172 --> 00:00:15,639 Need to find you a crown. 9 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,428 We're pretty good together. 10 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:23,013 These L.A. actors, 11 00:00:23,015 --> 00:00:25,181 they come out here, right? They do their little stint 12 00:00:25,183 --> 00:00:27,273 in theater just to feel better about themselves. 13 00:00:27,289 --> 00:00:29,375 - I'm here for the right reasons. - Let's get this over with, shall we? 14 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,733 - You got the part. - Wait, I'm sorry. What? 15 00:00:30,758 --> 00:00:32,876 They think the nanny will sell tickets. 16 00:00:32,901 --> 00:00:34,664 I did everything wrong by you, 17 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:36,385 and you've done everything right. 18 00:00:36,387 --> 00:00:37,386 Look. It's Kevin. 19 00:00:37,388 --> 00:00:38,804 Yo. 20 00:00:39,211 --> 00:00:40,927 This is my biological father. 21 00:00:41,892 --> 00:00:44,526 Wow. Well, that probably is gonna be 22 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:46,729 a longer conversation, but it's good to meet you. 23 00:00:46,731 --> 00:00:48,397 It's a pleasure to meet you. 24 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:51,867 Long signal pass. 25 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:53,869 Baltimore hopping out of an eight man front. 26 00:00:53,871 --> 00:00:55,571 Namath throwing deep. 27 00:00:55,573 --> 00:00:56,822 Sauer, gets wide, get it, 28 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,374 he was there. 29 00:00:58,376 --> 00:00:59,992 He had an inside step on Lenny Miles... 30 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:00,993 Beer. 31 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:02,378 Mommy. 32 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,412 Rebecca, you and your sister 33 00:01:03,414 --> 00:01:04,663 need to play somewhere else. 34 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,049 Your father's trying to watch the game. 35 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:10,753 Rick Volk, number 21, 36 00:01:10,755 --> 00:01:12,254 uh, coming with a fake 37 00:01:12,256 --> 00:01:14,173 safety blitz and he goes up top. 38 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,924 So that, um, is in pretty good... 39 00:01:15,926 --> 00:01:18,260 He doesn't get all the glory of Rocky Bleier 40 00:01:18,262 --> 00:01:20,262 or Franco Harris, but he's been a great... 41 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:23,399 Jack. 42 00:01:23,401 --> 00:01:25,267 Jack. 43 00:01:25,269 --> 00:01:27,269 Jack! 44 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,570 Yeah. 45 00:01:28,572 --> 00:01:29,738 Sorry. 46 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:32,358 No. I refuse to be my mother 47 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,693 staring at my father as he stares at the television. 48 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,945 Okay. Mm-hmm. 49 00:01:36,947 --> 00:01:39,031 I think Cincinnati's looked a little tired... 50 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:40,949 So teach me. 51 00:01:40,951 --> 00:01:43,669 Teach me football. 52 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:47,122 We got an offensive line... 53 00:01:47,124 --> 00:01:48,707 - Mm-hmm. - defensive line. Quart... 54 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,126 - End zone, end zone. - End zone, quarterback... 55 00:01:51,128 --> 00:01:52,127 There's Bradshaw straight back... 56 00:01:52,129 --> 00:01:53,629 You suck, Bradshaw! 57 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:54,880 - Come on, man. - Babe... 58 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,131 The man has three Super Bowl rings. 59 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,433 - Give him a break. - Yeah, he also 60 00:01:57,435 --> 00:01:58,767 had Franco wide open in the flat. 61 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:01,553 You're a freakin' bum, Bradshaw. 62 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,522 You're a freakin' bum. 63 00:02:04,775 --> 00:02:06,809 Typical Bradshaw. 64 00:02:06,811 --> 00:02:08,894 Super Bowl! 65 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,396 Mm! Mwah! 66 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,814 Oh. 67 00:02:11,816 --> 00:02:13,565 - Time to tailgate! - Oh, already? 68 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,567 Yeah, babe. I got to move. Froggy's wants me to sing 69 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,652 at their pre-game party. 70 00:02:16,654 --> 00:02:18,120 - Super Bowl Sunday? - Yeah. 71 00:02:18,122 --> 00:02:19,455 Biggest crowd of the whole year. 72 00:02:19,457 --> 00:02:20,739 - And we get to drink for free. - Oh, yeah. 73 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,324 So be there early, okay? 74 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:23,492 I'll be there before Bradshaw even begins 75 00:02:23,494 --> 00:02:25,127 warming up his old noodle arm. 76 00:02:25,129 --> 00:02:27,296 Whoa. Easy on Bradshaw, babe. 77 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:29,081 Uh-huh. Not in this house. 78 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,083 - That's my girl. - Hmm. 79 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:32,501 Are Miguel and Shelly gonna make it? 80 00:02:32,503 --> 00:02:34,420 Yeah. They're gonna meet us there, you know, 81 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:35,637 depending on if they can get a babysitter, 82 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,172 and one that doesn't show up completely 83 00:02:37,174 --> 00:02:39,141 stoned out of her gourd this time. 84 00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:42,144 Why do people have kids? 85 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,180 No idea. 86 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:53,489 All right. 87 00:02:53,491 --> 00:02:54,740 You okay? 88 00:02:58,696 --> 00:03:00,028 Stop. 89 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,163 Randall, wake the hell up. 90 00:03:01,165 --> 00:03:02,614 You almost put a chemo pill 91 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,166 in your shake. 92 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:05,367 Oh. 93 00:03:07,204 --> 00:03:09,004 Uncle Kevin, 94 00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:10,672 why are you writing in your book? 95 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:12,458 Play, sweetheart. It's a play, 96 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,710 and the director wants me doing scene work. 97 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:16,462 You seem to be doing a lot of writing. 98 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:19,214 Well, I seem to be getting a lot of direction, William. 99 00:03:20,518 --> 00:03:22,518 Tell you what. You got a great voice. 100 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,720 You ever do any voice-over work? 101 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:26,221 Well, you should. 102 00:03:26,223 --> 00:03:27,890 Really. I mean, you could be a... 103 00:03:27,892 --> 00:03:30,225 like a... like a... like an owl in a Pixar movie, 104 00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:31,630 - right? - Yeah. 105 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:32,247 No offense. 106 00:03:32,574 --> 00:03:34,567 Not sure why I would take offense to that. 107 00:03:35,699 --> 00:03:37,199 Oh, I don't do blueberries. 108 00:03:37,201 --> 00:03:39,701 - Me neither. - Since when? 109 00:03:39,703 --> 00:03:41,370 - Since now. - Yeah. 110 00:03:41,372 --> 00:03:42,538 It's not the taste, right? 111 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,206 It's the texture of the skin, it's gross. 112 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:46,375 Yeah. I don't want blueberries either. 113 00:03:46,377 --> 00:03:48,494 Yeah. Understood. Uh, any other dietary restrictions 114 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,078 I should let the staff know about? 115 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,880 No, man. You're busy. I'll just, you know, 116 00:03:51,882 --> 00:03:53,715 I'll make a list for you later when I get some time. 117 00:03:53,717 --> 00:03:56,084 Thanks, buddy. 118 00:04:00,591 --> 00:04:02,674 You need to put something in your stomach, William. 119 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,093 Toast, pills, juice. That's the order. Okay? 120 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:07,596 Is that medicine? 121 00:04:07,598 --> 00:04:10,516 Do you have a cold, Grandpa? 122 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,401 - Grandpa's fine. - No. They're just vitamins. 123 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,443 So. 124 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:24,246 You, uh, told the girls that he's Grandpa, 125 00:04:24,248 --> 00:04:25,998 but not that he's sick. Right? 126 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:29,284 That's ballsy. 127 00:04:30,454 --> 00:04:31,870 Hey, so, Kevin, uh, 128 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,789 it's been a few days now, you know, 129 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:35,791 - since you showed up. - Without calling. 130 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:37,292 Right. And... and it's great to see you. 131 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:40,796 I was just sort of wondering... 132 00:04:40,798 --> 00:04:42,798 How do I say this politely? 133 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,932 When are you leaving? 134 00:04:43,934 --> 00:04:45,267 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. 135 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,053 Yeah. 136 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:51,390 No, I mean, come on. I can, I... I can, um... 137 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:54,226 I can get out of here whenever. I just... I... 138 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:56,645 I saw this as an opportunity to hang with you two, 139 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:58,146 you know, and the girls, but, uh... 140 00:05:00,451 --> 00:05:02,484 Plus I... honestly, this play, guys, 141 00:05:02,486 --> 00:05:04,653 - it's kicking my ass a little, you know? - Mm. 142 00:05:04,655 --> 00:05:06,154 And it's so lonely at that hotel. 143 00:05:06,156 --> 00:05:08,290 I mean, I got this big suite all to myself 144 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,993 but I guess the bigger the hotel room, the emptier it can feel. 145 00:05:10,995 --> 00:05:13,328 You know? I'm sitting there. I got that 146 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,913 800 thread count sheets. I got the endless 147 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,416 minibar snacks. You got the fancy oatmeal soaps, 148 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,501 plush robes and all I can do is sit there 149 00:05:19,503 --> 00:05:21,086 and think about how... 150 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,055 quiet it is. 151 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,141 - We'll take it. - What's that? 152 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:27,476 Uh, the hotel. Beth and I, we'll take it, tonight. 153 00:05:27,478 --> 00:05:29,177 - No, Randall. - Where are we gonna 154 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:30,812 - get a sitter? - No, we got two family members 155 00:05:30,814 --> 00:05:31,847 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - living in our house for free. 156 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:33,015 One of them played a nanny on TV. 157 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:34,683 - No. - No, actually, an au pair. 158 00:05:34,685 --> 00:05:36,685 Technically, I played an au pair on TV. 159 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:38,320 There's a difference. A lot of people don't know that. 160 00:05:38,322 --> 00:05:40,188 I was... an au pair. 161 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:41,356 They were gonna call the show, 162 00:05:41,358 --> 00:05:43,358 What Au Pair, but The... 163 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,028 Manny tested better. I-I can watch the girls. 164 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:47,613 - I'm-a go pack. - Okay. 165 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,615 - I'm-a go pack right now. - Wait. 166 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:58,290 Good morning. 167 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,791 - Hey. - Hi. 168 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,043 Breakfast in bed? 169 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:02,377 Yeah. 170 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:04,046 What did I do to deserve this? 171 00:06:04,048 --> 00:06:05,714 I don't know. 172 00:06:05,716 --> 00:06:07,349 You've done a lot of really nice things for me, 173 00:06:07,351 --> 00:06:09,468 so I wanted to return the favor. 174 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,887 Oh. By cutting up cardboard into little squares 175 00:06:11,889 --> 00:06:13,188 and putting it in a bowl? 176 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:14,389 Those are cheese squares. 177 00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:16,892 - Oh, yum. - Hmm. 178 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:18,143 Yeah. What's on top? 179 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,361 Oh, hemp seed. 180 00:06:19,363 --> 00:06:20,812 Hemp seeds on top? 181 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:21,897 Mm-hmm. 182 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:23,532 Boy, you really buried the lead. 183 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,233 Now I'm in. 184 00:06:25,235 --> 00:06:26,401 What? You're not 185 00:06:26,403 --> 00:06:28,904 gonna have any nonsense made-up food? 186 00:06:28,906 --> 00:06:32,240 No. Getting weighed at our meeting this afternoon. 187 00:06:32,242 --> 00:06:34,326 You know what? 188 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:36,662 So am I. 189 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,914 I probably shouldn't eat, either. Damn. 190 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,000 Mm-hmm. 191 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,717 Hey, what do you want to do after the meeting? 192 00:06:41,719 --> 00:06:44,002 I was thinking miniature golf. Last time, 193 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,088 I was like, 20 under going into the 18th, 194 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:47,556 but that little windmill 195 00:06:47,558 --> 00:06:50,392 owns my ass. 196 00:06:50,394 --> 00:06:52,260 I can't. Steelers. 197 00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:53,562 - Sunday Night Football. - Hmm. 198 00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:54,930 Saturday Night Football. 199 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:55,931 With who? 200 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:57,432 Oh, no one. Just me. 201 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,885 - All right. I'll watch with you. - Oh, no. 202 00:07:00,012 --> 00:07:02,346 Thanks, but I'm good. 203 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,573 Seriously? 204 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:06,942 You'd rather watch by yourself than watch with me? 205 00:07:06,944 --> 00:07:08,944 Yeah. It's my thing. 206 00:07:08,946 --> 00:07:11,029 I have a little ritual. You know? It's my thing. 207 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,248 Well, your thing... 208 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,449 is sad. 209 00:07:14,451 --> 00:07:16,585 Not to me. 210 00:07:16,587 --> 00:07:17,786 Okay. 211 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:18,954 Okay. How about this? 212 00:07:18,956 --> 00:07:20,539 You can watch football... 213 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,040 all by yourself, 214 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,960 which is totally normal, but with me. 215 00:07:24,962 --> 00:07:26,628 - Toby. - Hmm? 216 00:07:26,630 --> 00:07:29,059 This is something that I do alone. Okay? 217 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,883 Sure. 218 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,269 - Great. Thank you for being so sweet. - Yeah. 219 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:39,391 Can you bring, like, a bowl of sugar for this? 220 00:07:44,148 --> 00:07:46,565 ♪ And if you give me ♪ 221 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,116 ♪ Weed ♪ 222 00:07:48,118 --> 00:07:49,484 ♪ Whites ♪ 223 00:07:49,486 --> 00:07:52,487 ♪ And wine ♪ 224 00:07:52,489 --> 00:07:55,907 ♪ And you show me a sign ♪ 225 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,492 ♪ I'll be ♪ 226 00:07:57,494 --> 00:08:00,328 ♪ Willin' to be ♪ 227 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:03,498 ♪ Movin'. ♪ 228 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:08,887 Thank you. Go, Steelers! Whoo! 229 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:14,309 Thank, God. Can we please watch the game now? 230 00:08:14,311 --> 00:08:16,178 The Rose Bowl is back. 231 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,680 Not an empty seat anywhere. 232 00:08:18,682 --> 00:08:19,302 Hey. 233 00:08:19,327 --> 00:08:21,683 - Excuse me. - That was amazing. 234 00:08:21,685 --> 00:08:22,818 - Ah, yeah? Really? - Yeah. 235 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:24,102 Oh! Shelly, Miguel. 236 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,771 - There they are. Hey! - Yeah. 237 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,189 - So sorry we're late. - It's okay. 238 00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:28,523 - Yeah. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 239 00:08:28,525 --> 00:08:29,858 Damn, kids, man. Yeah, we were 240 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,109 just about to head out the door, 241 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,661 and the baby decides to projective vomit 242 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:34,029 - all over little Andy. - Yeah. 243 00:08:34,031 --> 00:08:35,864 - Almost got me, too. - So, what does Andy do? 244 00:08:35,866 --> 00:08:37,282 You know, four years old. Built like a tank. 245 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,533 He slaps the baby. 246 00:08:38,535 --> 00:08:40,202 Right across the face. Pow! 247 00:08:40,204 --> 00:08:42,337 - No! Is she okay? - Oh, she's fine. Yeah. 248 00:08:42,339 --> 00:08:44,206 But then the baby's screaming bloody murder, I'm screaming 249 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,208 at Andy, and me, standing there, covered in vomit, and I'm like, 250 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,626 Andy, she is a baby. 251 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,127 Like, you literally slapped a baby. 252 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,378 Which really helped, as you can imagine. 253 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,214 Of course, then Andy starts crying, 254 00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:54,299 - baby's crying, babysitter's crying. - We need drinks! 255 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,717 We need drinks. We'll be right back. 256 00:08:55,719 --> 00:08:57,018 Okay. 257 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,137 Wow. 258 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,057 Promise me we are never having kids. 259 00:09:04,058 --> 00:09:05,591 I think it's time for shots. 260 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:09,064 26 is having a tough day. 261 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,063 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 262 00:09:20,205 --> 00:09:23,227 The first half, the Rams, surprisingly, 263 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:27,478 - lead Pittsburgh 13 to ten. - Pathetic. 264 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,541 Can't stop the run. 265 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,000 Oh, and Bradshaw sucks! 266 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,501 Oh, no, Bradshaw's gonna have 267 00:09:31,503 --> 00:09:33,303 a huge second half, though. Right, babe? 268 00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:35,839 Yeah. Big... big second half. 269 00:09:39,595 --> 00:09:41,178 Are you okay? 270 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,014 Mm. Fine. 271 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,316 Okay. 272 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,562 Actually, no. 273 00:09:49,587 --> 00:09:53,005 Um, what did you mean before when, uh... 274 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:54,507 when you said... 275 00:09:54,509 --> 00:09:57,009 "Promise me we'll never have kids"? 276 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:59,144 Oh. I shouldn't have said that. 277 00:09:59,146 --> 00:10:00,846 Yeah, but... you did. 278 00:10:00,848 --> 00:10:02,363 Kind of said it twice today. 279 00:10:02,403 --> 00:10:04,403 And I shouldn't have. 280 00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:05,538 Okay? 281 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,323 Sorry. 282 00:10:07,325 --> 00:10:08,741 You know what we need to be doing? 283 00:10:08,743 --> 00:10:09,992 We need to be feeding 284 00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:11,877 the ball to Franco more, right? 285 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:12,721 That's... 286 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,271 'Cause we-we never really talk about it. 287 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,918 And I don't want to talk about it now, either. 288 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,337 We always say we're gonna talk about it in the future, 289 00:10:21,339 --> 00:10:24,673 but it's the future now, Bec, and I want kids. 290 00:10:24,675 --> 00:10:26,175 You know what, we're gonna 291 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,394 - go grab another drink at the bar. - Okay. 292 00:10:28,396 --> 00:10:29,929 and see how the fans... 293 00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:30,930 Let's go to the Ginger Man and Paul Hornung. 294 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:33,015 L.A. fans have to be happy, Paul. 295 00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:34,350 Bedtimes are at 8:00 296 00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:37,325 and 9:00... that's teeth brushed, in the bed. 8:00 and 9:00. 297 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,238 So one Sambuca to chase down the Ambien, 298 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,489 and then lights out, right? 299 00:10:41,526 --> 00:10:42,908 That's too far. 300 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,243 Okay, listen, relax. 301 00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:45,361 We're gonna have a nice, 302 00:10:45,363 --> 00:10:46,445 quiet evening at home. Okay? 303 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:48,080 The girls are gonna play. 304 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,748 I'm gonna memorize my lines and get off book. 305 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,700 Look, we want to make it clear that we're not normally 306 00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:53,028 in the habit of leaving the girls overnight. 307 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,431 Let alone with two men who probably haven't been 308 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,465 around kids that much. 309 00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:57,800 One of them's best known 310 00:10:57,802 --> 00:10:59,601 for leaving a kid at a fire station. 311 00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:00,970 Oh, my God, please, take care of my babies. 312 00:11:00,972 --> 00:11:02,471 And, please, don't call us. 313 00:11:02,473 --> 00:11:04,139 - No, no, call us if you need us. - But don't need us. 314 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,474 Oh, one more thing, though, before you go. 315 00:11:05,476 --> 00:11:06,809 So, Tess was the, uh, 316 00:11:06,811 --> 00:11:08,477 the white wine drinker, right? 317 00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:10,396 Annie likes the red 'cause I don't get that wrong. 318 00:11:10,398 --> 00:11:12,147 - Piss them off. - Thanks. 319 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,816 It's still too far. I can tell by the way you... 320 00:11:13,818 --> 00:11:15,067 - Yes. - It's a little too far. 321 00:11:15,069 --> 00:11:16,485 - He plays too much. - It's okay. 322 00:11:16,487 --> 00:11:17,820 - It's okay. - He plays too much. 323 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:19,154 Hey, call us if you need anything. 324 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,156 Don't call us. 325 00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:27,629 So, I have, you know, this-this issue with-with cracker control, 326 00:11:27,631 --> 00:11:29,832 so what I've been finding to be really helpful 327 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,500 is if I... 328 00:11:31,502 --> 00:11:32,668 take the portion 329 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,086 out of the box 330 00:11:34,088 --> 00:11:36,638 and then I put the portion onto the plate 331 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,506 - and then I put the box - Just pass it. 332 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:39,808 ... away... and then I know... 333 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:42,678 how... how many crackers 334 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,763 I'm allowed to-to have. 335 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:46,181 Just pass it. 336 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,100 To h... to have, 337 00:11:48,102 --> 00:11:50,102 so then I know that if-if I'm only allowed 338 00:11:50,104 --> 00:11:51,854 to have ten crackers, 339 00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:53,322 then I have the ten crackers on my plate, 340 00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:55,491 which is fine, but at the same time, 341 00:11:55,493 --> 00:11:57,693 there are other crackers that I like than-than 342 00:11:57,695 --> 00:11:59,194 other crackers. So, I might not like 343 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,996 saltine crackers as much as I like 344 00:12:00,998 --> 00:12:01,997 a Cheez-It type cracker, 345 00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:04,450 but so, what I'll do 346 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,868 with the Cheez-It type cracker 347 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:08,120 is maybe put a little bit more on the plate, 348 00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:10,172 but I'm still rationing, so if I have a saltine, 349 00:12:10,174 --> 00:12:12,041 then I might put ten on the plate, 350 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,842 but there might be 20 if it's a Cheez-It. 351 00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:15,677 But I still put the box away. So, I-I mean 352 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,046 I-I think that's... that's a win. 353 00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:19,214 Yeah. 354 00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:31,977 She was always away on business. 355 00:12:31,979 --> 00:12:34,730 So, I was used to being alone but this, you know, this... 356 00:12:34,732 --> 00:12:36,732 but this was a different kind of alone. She was always away 357 00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:38,734 on business, so I was used to being... 358 00:12:38,736 --> 00:12:41,236 but... so, I was... 359 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,821 She was always away on business, so I was used to being alone, 360 00:12:42,823 --> 00:12:44,406 but this was a different kind of alone. 361 00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:46,408 You know? This-this... is a different kind of... 362 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,376 I thought you two were watching a movie. 363 00:12:47,378 --> 00:12:48,494 We want to have 364 00:12:48,496 --> 00:12:49,878 a Barbie fashion show. 365 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,213 Oh, cool. That sounds fun. 366 00:12:51,215 --> 00:12:52,748 So, go play Barbie fashion show. 367 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,000 We need you to be the celebrity judge. 368 00:12:55,002 --> 00:12:56,001 Right. 369 00:12:56,003 --> 00:12:58,170 Uh, the thing is I can't 370 00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,888 because I got this rehearsal tomorrow 371 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:01,223 and I really want to be off book, so... 372 00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:02,391 What does "off book" mean? 373 00:13:02,393 --> 00:13:04,059 Off book. Off book means, uh, 374 00:13:04,061 --> 00:13:05,227 means that I know my lines. 375 00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:06,929 So, uh, you, uh... 376 00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:08,180 have Grandpa be the judge. 377 00:13:08,182 --> 00:13:09,731 Grandpa's not a celebrity. 378 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:10,732 Yeah. 379 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:13,435 Their logic seems sound. 380 00:13:13,437 --> 00:13:15,687 Thank you. 381 00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:18,407 Okay. Um... tell you what? You want to, 382 00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:19,408 you want to help me? You want to, 383 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,576 you want to read the play with me? 384 00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:21,860 - Okay. - Yeah. Oh, come on. 385 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:22,861 - Okay. - Yeah, let's do that. 386 00:13:22,863 --> 00:13:24,279 Come on, over here. William, 387 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,614 - let's do it. - I'm not much of an actor. 388 00:13:25,616 --> 00:13:28,417 Oh, doesn't matter. I just need to get the lines down, so... 389 00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:30,085 All right, Tess, we'll start with you. 390 00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:32,754 Uh, you're gonna be Jessica, David's wife. 391 00:13:32,756 --> 00:13:34,957 Why does she get to be Jessica? 392 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,625 Well, um, be... 393 00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:38,961 Oh, because you're Gracie, okay? 394 00:13:38,963 --> 00:13:40,963 Gracie's Jessica's mom, which is kind of cool. 395 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:42,464 It means you get to boss your sister around. 396 00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:43,932 How's that sound? 397 00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:46,635 So. William, multiple questions. 398 00:13:46,637 --> 00:13:48,103 First one, I'm not gonna lie to you, 399 00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:50,639 - it's a little delicate. - Go ahead. 400 00:13:52,059 --> 00:13:53,442 Do you know how to read? 401 00:13:53,444 --> 00:13:55,894 Yes, I can read. 402 00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,980 I knew it. I was joking. 403 00:13:57,982 --> 00:13:59,781 Of course you know how to read. 404 00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:01,950 Trying to be funny. Okay. So if you 405 00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:05,237 could please read the role of Brad. 406 00:14:05,239 --> 00:14:07,990 Terrific, okay. Whoa, where we going? 407 00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:09,324 I have to pee. 408 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,293 Oh, I kind of do, too. 409 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:14,599 What are you... Oh, good God. 410 00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:22,885 Mm. 411 00:14:32,549 --> 00:14:34,892 Now, this is what 412 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,009 I'm talking about. 413 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,507 Okay, babe, here's the plan. 414 00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:39,842 Sex first. 415 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,260 Right away. 416 00:14:41,262 --> 00:14:42,845 Loud, adult, 417 00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,596 no kids in the next room sex. 418 00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:46,765 And it doesn't have to be marathon sex. 419 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:49,935 We just need to get the job done. 420 00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:52,438 And under no circumstances are we allowed 421 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,606 to fall asleep afterwards watching House Hunters. 422 00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:57,526 Don't want to miss the whole night sleeping. Right? 423 00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:59,278 Ooh. 424 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,697 We'll do it in the shower. 425 00:15:01,699 --> 00:15:03,198 That's good. 426 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,200 Won't fall asleep in the big fancy shower. 427 00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:08,704 And we'll order room service before. 428 00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:11,874 That way we will finish our loud adult shower sex 429 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,877 just as room service arrives and we will slip on robes 430 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,713 and eat burgers... No, wait... spaghetti. 431 00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:19,348 No, I like burgers better. 432 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,551 We will eat burgers in bed. 433 00:15:22,553 --> 00:15:24,386 Ooh. 434 00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:27,389 Oh. Now, the big question is... 435 00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:30,392 what to order on pay-per-view. 436 00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:32,978 Oh, I already hope they, uh, I hope they have that 437 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,647 Huge Grant-Meryl Streep movie that sounds like a black lady. 438 00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:38,400 Come on. Florence Foster Jenkins. 439 00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:40,369 Baby, they already got Florence Foster Jenkins. 440 00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:41,787 I'm late. 441 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:49,545 I'm a week and a half late, Randall, 442 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:52,331 and I feel like crap. 443 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,384 And I was chewing on ice all day yesterday 444 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,836 and I almost threw up when I looked at pizza 445 00:15:57,838 --> 00:16:00,756 and I cannot bring myself to go to the drugstore 446 00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:03,091 and get a pregnancy test. 447 00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:06,228 I'm bugging out, baby. 448 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:09,064 I need you to talk me down. 449 00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,900 Oh. 450 00:16:11,902 --> 00:16:13,101 - Hey, how are you? - Hey, good. 451 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,103 Come on in. We got carrots, celery, 452 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:17,272 broccoli, no dip. You're welcome. 453 00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:18,941 Thank you, that's so nice. 454 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,943 Oh, and, uh, Kate, this is my good friend, Shooter. 455 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:23,278 - Shooter, Kate. - Hey. 456 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,415 - Nice to finally meet you, Kate. - Hi. Nice to meet you, too. 457 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,617 Great news. You both love sports, so... 458 00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,786 sports party. 459 00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:34,289 ... And the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday Night Football. 460 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,124 Bradshaw drops back. 461 00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:37,876 Bradshaw's got time... 462 00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:43,098 So, what do you think, Jack? 463 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,967 Looking like it's gonna come down to the fourth quarter. 464 00:16:50,391 --> 00:16:54,309 You want to do this now? Okay. Let's do it. 465 00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,812 So... 466 00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:59,982 I am not enough for you. 467 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,234 Am I not enough for you, Jack? 468 00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:04,152 - Okay, back to the bar? - Yup. 469 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:06,321 I never said that. I just meant 470 00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:08,324 we need to have this conversation at some point. 471 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:08,991 Okay. 472 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,293 And you want to do that right now, at Froggy's 473 00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:13,328 - during the Super Bowl? - Yes, please don't make us 474 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,881 - miss a second of your drama. - Could you butt out? 475 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,467 Hey... 476 00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:20,419 babe, 477 00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:22,504 we joke about it. 478 00:17:22,506 --> 00:17:24,640 We see people with kids and go, 479 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:26,091 "Oh, thank God that's not us." 480 00:17:26,093 --> 00:17:28,143 We joke about it. Right? 481 00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:29,678 Did I not get the joke? 482 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,346 I'm not... 483 00:17:31,348 --> 00:17:32,814 Babe, you're right. 484 00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:34,266 You are right. 485 00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:36,685 And coming from the family that-that I did, 486 00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:39,354 I definitely never saw myself having kids. 487 00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:41,823 - Okay. - But then I met you. 488 00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:45,527 And, you know, we're j... we're great together 489 00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:48,113 and I love our life. 490 00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:49,998 But the older we get, 491 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,167 the more I think that... 492 00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:54,453 the more I think there's got to be something bigger 493 00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:58,340 than just me and you. 494 00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,842 Well, thank you very much for involving me 495 00:18:00,844 --> 00:18:04,680 in this huge invisible change of yours. Huge. 496 00:18:04,682 --> 00:18:07,382 Because you knew when you met me and married me 497 00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:09,851 that I did not want to be one of those women 498 00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:11,853 whose sole purpose in life was to be a mother. 499 00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:15,023 If that's what you wanted, you should have married my mom. 500 00:18:15,025 --> 00:18:17,059 I was thinking more your sister. 501 00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:18,894 Oh. You probably were. 502 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:22,481 - I'm... it's a bad joke. - I'm not there yet, Jack. 503 00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:24,366 I'm not there yet. 504 00:18:24,368 --> 00:18:27,402 - I am only 29. - Almost 30. 505 00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:28,315 I know how old I am! 506 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,822 Hey, Sid and Nancy, will you two take it outside? 507 00:18:30,824 --> 00:18:32,741 - Could you just shut up for a second? - Mind your business. 508 00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:34,576 None of us can hear the game over your mouth. 509 00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,211 - Wow. - You got to learn some manners, pal. 510 00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:37,913 You need to control your woman. 511 00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:39,548 - You need to watch your mouth. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 512 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,049 Jack, sit down. 513 00:18:41,051 --> 00:18:44,720 Come here. It's not worth it. Jack, sit down, please. 514 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:46,054 Jack. 515 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,008 - God, Jack. - Jack! Jack. 516 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,760 No! No, no, no, no. 517 00:18:54,181 --> 00:18:57,599 Yeah, we should really be having kids. 518 00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:23,428 Aren't you gonna say anything? 519 00:19:26,685 --> 00:19:30,118 Uh, yeah. Like, how? 520 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,299 You take the pill every day like clockwork, right? 521 00:19:32,324 --> 00:19:32,979 Yeah. 522 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,930 What, did I accidentally drop one in my shake or something? 523 00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,848 No. I... 524 00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:38,350 I mean, I changed medications last month 525 00:19:38,352 --> 00:19:40,352 and there might have been, like, a brief window. 526 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:41,686 A brief window? 527 00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:44,439 Sorry. 528 00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:46,024 A brief window, Beth? 529 00:19:46,026 --> 00:19:47,659 Did it not occur to you that that might be something 530 00:19:47,661 --> 00:19:49,111 - you want to run by your husband? - Well, 531 00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:50,112 I didn't know it was gonna be a problem. 532 00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:52,197 Well, there goes Charleston. 533 00:19:52,199 --> 00:19:55,033 Okay, I'm sorry, what? 534 00:19:55,035 --> 00:19:57,669 Ten years from now, when the girls are both off at college, 535 00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:00,839 I thought that we would take an early retirement in Charleston. 536 00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:02,707 Oh, forgive me, Randall, 537 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626 but what in the holy hell are you talking about? 538 00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:06,294 Since when do you want to move to Charleston? 539 00:20:06,296 --> 00:20:08,296 I saw something about it on CNN. 540 00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:10,549 Like, they got a great quality of life, good restaurants. 541 00:20:12,219 --> 00:20:15,520 Sometimes at work, I look up places on Zillow. 542 00:20:15,522 --> 00:20:19,191 Oh, okay. Well, I'm so sorry that I'm screwing with 543 00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:21,193 your super top secret Charleston dream, honey. 544 00:20:21,195 --> 00:20:23,819 No, my issues are nothing compared to yours. 545 00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:24,497 Nobody's saying that. 546 00:20:24,522 --> 00:20:25,730 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, here's a riddle... 547 00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:29,067 who has two hands and was about to go back to work full-time 548 00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:31,069 and maybe, maybe... start to remember who she was? 549 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:32,571 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 550 00:20:32,573 --> 00:20:34,239 But now will have to split her time 551 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:38,076 between a diaper station and a home office? 552 00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:40,078 This girl, right here. 553 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,880 - It's two thumbs. - What? 554 00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,582 You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say 555 00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:45,250 - "what has two thumbs and is - Mm-mmm, mm-mmm. 556 00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:46,418 - gonna be splitting time betw..." - Shut up. 557 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:48,470 Okay, that's real nice, Beth. 558 00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:52,390 Hey. 559 00:20:52,392 --> 00:20:54,426 - Also, some Altoids. - Please. 560 00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:57,129 Look at that picture. 561 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,764 That is a vivid picture. 562 00:20:58,766 --> 00:21:00,382 I feel like I'm at the game. 563 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,135 Over across the field, here. 564 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,270 Yeah. It's a really nice TV... 565 00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:06,638 What is this? 566 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,140 Plasma? 567 00:21:09,443 --> 00:21:11,643 You know, I'm really not sure, but... 568 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,644 Hey, Toby! 569 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,645 Yeah? 570 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,730 Uh, do you guys like 571 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,481 - jicama? - Plasma or LED? 572 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,450 I... 573 00:21:18,452 --> 00:21:20,152 have no idea. 574 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,320 - Kate? Jicama? - What? 575 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,571 Is that a vegetable or a fruit? 576 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,324 Can... can you actually just move, Tob? 577 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,459 Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. 578 00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:29,411 The receiver's all set. 579 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,663 To the right, Ben looks straight 580 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,665 over the middle, and going for the end zone! 581 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,750 Hey. 582 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,301 Shooter, uh, tell Kate 583 00:21:36,303 --> 00:21:37,753 about that time we accidentally 584 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,838 went to an Ashlee Simpson concert. 585 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,973 Oh... 586 00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:42,257 Uh, you got to hear this. 587 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,475 So, we were trying to... I'm sorry. 588 00:21:43,477 --> 00:21:44,676 Toby, you paused the TV. 589 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:45,928 It's like, paused. 590 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,179 Yeah, just for a second. Listen to this. 591 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,180 No, this is a great story. 592 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,848 No. O-Okay, 593 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,817 I know it's not a big deal, really, 594 00:21:51,819 --> 00:21:53,485 but I kind of like to watch sports 595 00:21:53,487 --> 00:21:54,603 as they happen live. 596 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,988 Probably just me, right? 597 00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:57,940 - Okay. Okay. Here we go. - I don't know. 598 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,942 - tends to wait... - Now we're behind the game! 599 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,610 Fast forward it! 600 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,112 Touch down! 601 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,198 And Heyward made it all alone down the left side... 602 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,115 That's great. That's your team, right? 603 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,116 That's my fantasy team. 604 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,534 - What's that? - You know what, 605 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,702 I'm so sorry to interrupt, 606 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,954 I'm actually not feeling good. 607 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,121 I'm gonna go ahead and go. 608 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,506 - Oh, no! - Yeah... 609 00:22:14,508 --> 00:22:15,507 Are you sure? 610 00:22:15,509 --> 00:22:16,792 - Yeah. - No, Kate, stay. 611 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,043 Shooter... 612 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,628 - it was really nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 613 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,846 - What... wait, wait, wait. - Seriously, 614 00:22:20,848 --> 00:22:22,047 - thank you for the jicama. - What... 615 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,298 I'll talk to you later. 616 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,684 What is happening? 617 00:22:25,686 --> 00:22:27,052 You have to let her go, David. 618 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,353 This is crazy, man. 619 00:22:28,355 --> 00:22:30,222 She's gone and she's never coming back. 620 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,891 Whew. 621 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,526 You really never acted before? 622 00:22:34,528 --> 00:22:35,694 Nope. 623 00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:36,728 Voice like silk. 624 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,398 Yeah. 625 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,734 How am I supposed to move on, David? 626 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,069 No. I'm David. 627 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,238 How am I supposed to move on, Brad? 628 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,740 And who made you the expert of moving on? 629 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,742 Or the expert of anything for that matter? 630 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,745 Is that how you're gonna do it? 631 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,164 No. 632 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,466 Good. 633 00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,885 It's your line. Uh, 634 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:01,169 - Tess, honey, you have the next line, - Uh... 635 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,055 - pay attention. - I-I'd rather 636 00:23:03,057 --> 00:23:04,556 you not move on. I'm... 637 00:23:04,558 --> 00:23:07,759 I'm obv... I'm obviously not planning to. 638 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,894 It's not good. 639 00:23:08,896 --> 00:23:10,262 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 640 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:11,680 - No. - No. Okay. 641 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,432 There she is! Do you see her? 642 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,933 Who, David? Did I see who? 643 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,101 Her! She's right there. 644 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,102 And ever since she died, 645 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,270 her ghost has been haunting me. 646 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,738 Hold up. 647 00:23:20,741 --> 00:23:21,940 What's the matter, sweetheart? 648 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,076 What's happening in this story? 649 00:23:24,078 --> 00:23:26,244 You're not following the story? 650 00:23:27,915 --> 00:23:29,247 Do you follow it? 651 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,950 Of course. Yes, of course I follow it. 652 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,285 Um... 653 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,619 - Mm-hmm. - She died, right? 654 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,754 She's dead. 655 00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:37,589 But she keeps coming back as a ghost. 656 00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:39,758 So when you die you become a ghost? 657 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,293 No. 658 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,962 - No, no, no, no, no. No. - Sweetheart, ghosts aren't real. 659 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,952 So what happens when you die? 660 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,471 What happens when you die? 661 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:56,224 Uh, is... you die. 662 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,809 Forever? 663 00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,278 Sure... or not. 664 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,447 I don't know. Honey, here's the thing, you know, 665 00:24:02,449 --> 00:24:04,649 do we want ghosts or do we not want ghosts? Because I can... 666 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,319 Grandpa takes pills because he's sick, 667 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,287 is Grandpa gonna die? 668 00:24:09,289 --> 00:24:11,323 Why are you asking me this? 669 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,493 Yes? Yes. 670 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,961 Soon? 671 00:24:15,963 --> 00:24:17,829 Well, you know, I mean, 672 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,916 I wouldn't get too attached if I were you, so... 673 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,134 No! No, no, no. 674 00:24:22,136 --> 00:24:23,802 That's not what I meant. Look, I-I mean, I meant it, 675 00:24:23,804 --> 00:24:25,470 but I was trying to be fun... It was a joke, okay? 676 00:24:25,472 --> 00:24:28,006 Here's the thing about death, is that it's natural. 677 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,475 It's just natural. I'm gonna die, okay? 678 00:24:30,477 --> 00:24:32,427 You two? You're gonna die. 679 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,013 Mommy and Daddy are gonna die. 680 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,432 - Mommy and Daddy are gonna die? - No. Uh... 681 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,267 Look, uh, oh, my gosh, Wil... it is getting late. 682 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,519 It's bedtime, girls. 683 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,104 - Come on, girls. - Yep. 684 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,355 Time to go to bed. Uh, sleep tight. 685 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,158 Thanks for all the help. 686 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,661 Don't forget to brush your teeth. 687 00:24:56,837 --> 00:24:59,371 Wh-when did you guys know you wanted kids? 688 00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:05,010 Uh, about, uh, four months into her first pregnancy. 689 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,217 Rebecca thinks that if we have kids, 690 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,802 our lives are gonna be over. 691 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:15,470 She's right, pal. Yeah. 692 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,022 She's totally right. 693 00:25:17,024 --> 00:25:19,524 You can kiss this life good-bye. 694 00:25:19,526 --> 00:25:22,194 Third and eight for Pittsburgh and Bradshaw. 695 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:28,150 What if she doesn't want kids? 696 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:31,703 Is that really like a, like a deal-breaker? 697 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,548 Yeah! 698 00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:44,916 I got to go find Shelly. 699 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,418 That over the wrong shoulder. 700 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,753 That's one of the great catches you'll ever see. 701 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,723 73 yards. 702 00:26:06,294 --> 00:26:07,878 And the terrible towels will come out 703 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,419 throughout the Rose Bowl. 704 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:11,694 Not much doubt about the best team. 705 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:19,309 Just been informed 706 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,978 that the MVP for this contest 707 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,814 as picked by Sport Magazine 708 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:27,067 and their panel of voters is Terry Bradshaw. 709 00:26:40,749 --> 00:26:43,250 This isn't the night I had planned. 710 00:26:43,252 --> 00:26:46,219 I know. 711 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:49,840 Shall we look? 712 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,392 Wait. Just, um, let's... let's... 713 00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:55,762 let's give it like, 30 more seconds. 714 00:26:55,764 --> 00:26:58,765 Okay. 715 00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:03,353 You'll still be able to work more. 716 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,855 I can work less. 717 00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,106 We'll get a nanny. 718 00:27:06,108 --> 00:27:07,274 Or a manny. 719 00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:10,110 God, no. 720 00:27:11,914 --> 00:27:13,413 You know, if you still want 721 00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:15,699 - that vacation house you can... - I don't. 722 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,417 It's too much trouble. 723 00:27:17,419 --> 00:27:19,419 Worrying about hurricanes 724 00:27:19,421 --> 00:27:22,589 and whether or not it gets broken into by some kids 725 00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:24,925 using it for their who knows what? 726 00:27:24,927 --> 00:27:29,179 Damn South Carolina punk-ass kids. 727 00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:39,639 You know, a son wouldn't totally suck. 728 00:27:39,641 --> 00:27:41,892 We do make good kids. 729 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:45,612 That we do, that we do. 730 00:27:47,149 --> 00:27:48,648 The girls will love it. 731 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:50,867 Oh, they'll go nuts. 732 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:56,323 - Hey. - Hmm? 733 00:27:56,325 --> 00:27:58,074 What has two thumbs 734 00:27:58,076 --> 00:28:00,961 and loves his wife so much it hurts? 735 00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:05,132 Oh, it does work better with two thumbs. 736 00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:07,167 Nah. I like the way you do it. 737 00:28:07,169 --> 00:28:11,805 Mm. Well... I like your face. 738 00:28:13,976 --> 00:28:17,727 Shall we do this? 739 00:28:28,690 --> 00:28:31,358 Well, that conversation went sideways, didn't it? 740 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,662 Randall's gonna punch me for that conversation. 741 00:28:35,664 --> 00:28:37,030 I got to go talk to the girls. 742 00:28:37,032 --> 00:28:39,115 Go talk to the girls... what am I gonna say? 743 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,001 You know, I am clearly not the man 744 00:28:41,003 --> 00:28:42,502 that needs to be talking to them 745 00:28:42,504 --> 00:28:44,204 about the intricacies of life and death. 746 00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:45,956 It's... 747 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,175 Ah. 748 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:54,297 You do that a lot. 749 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,132 I do what a lot? 750 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,685 Doubt yourself. 751 00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:04,224 You were very good, Kevin. 752 00:29:04,226 --> 00:29:06,193 On that show. 753 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:10,730 You watched The Manny? 754 00:29:10,732 --> 00:29:13,650 Before I came here, I had one old television, 755 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,535 got three channels. 756 00:29:15,537 --> 00:29:17,737 I really liked that program. 757 00:29:17,739 --> 00:29:20,740 And I remember thinking, he's very talented. 758 00:29:20,742 --> 00:29:24,244 I liked the one where you lose the baby. 759 00:29:24,246 --> 00:29:25,412 Oh, geez. 760 00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:26,830 - "Manny on Fire." - Yeah, yeah. 761 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:28,081 Yeah, no. That was a... 762 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,416 That was a strong episode. 763 00:29:29,418 --> 00:29:31,551 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 764 00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:33,970 Yeah. 765 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,090 Yeah. I never should have left that show. 766 00:29:37,092 --> 00:29:38,925 I've... 767 00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:41,511 I never should have come here, that's for sure. 768 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,897 Being an uncle, right, doing theater... 769 00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:47,517 I'm not cut out for theater. 770 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,604 And there you go again. 771 00:29:50,606 --> 00:29:53,857 Well, yeah, I mean, that's easy for you to say, right? 772 00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:56,076 You're the wise owl in a Pixar film. 773 00:29:56,078 --> 00:29:58,945 I'm the dopey Labrador. 774 00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:01,248 I'm a dying recovering addict. 775 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:02,616 - Yeah, whatever. - Yeah, well, 776 00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:04,584 people love Labradors. 777 00:30:04,586 --> 00:30:07,287 Said the wise owl. 778 00:30:12,628 --> 00:30:13,960 You want to know what it is? 779 00:30:13,962 --> 00:30:15,462 It's this play, right? 780 00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:17,764 I mean, these people that I'm working with, 781 00:30:17,766 --> 00:30:20,634 wow, they're like next level smart. 782 00:30:20,636 --> 00:30:22,218 I mean, uh, they're brilliant. 783 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,638 And then they look at me like I'm a joke, right? 784 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,606 Which makes me start to think that I am a joke, 785 00:30:26,608 --> 00:30:28,558 and then I start spinning. 786 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,277 I don't even know what the play's about anymore. 787 00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:34,197 Kevin, what did you think it was about when you first read it? 788 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,572 You know, it doesn't ma... it doesn't matter, it's... 789 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:43,957 You're just gonna think it's stupid. 790 00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:47,460 Said the dopey Labrador. 791 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,378 We did it! 792 00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:12,719 If it's between you and having kids, you win. 793 00:31:12,721 --> 00:31:14,721 Every time. 794 00:31:14,723 --> 00:31:17,190 No question. 795 00:31:23,899 --> 00:31:27,233 My father, 796 00:31:27,235 --> 00:31:30,703 he loved football more than anything. 797 00:31:30,705 --> 00:31:33,706 Most of the time, he-he pretty much 798 00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,708 didn't want anything to do with me. 799 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:40,046 But... if he was watching football, 800 00:31:40,048 --> 00:31:41,881 he let me sit 801 00:31:41,883 --> 00:31:45,251 and watch the game with him. 802 00:31:45,253 --> 00:31:47,921 As long as I'd sit on the floor 803 00:31:47,923 --> 00:31:51,424 and I didn't talk too much. 804 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,765 I always imagined that when I had kids 805 00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:02,769 that I'd watch the games with them, too. 806 00:32:04,773 --> 00:32:08,524 Except I-I'd let them talk... 807 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:11,744 as loud as they wanted. 808 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:19,285 I don't know what's wrong with me. 809 00:32:19,287 --> 00:32:21,537 God, there's nothing wrong with you, Bec. 810 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:24,207 All of my friends my age have kids. 811 00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:26,459 Every single one of them. 812 00:32:26,461 --> 00:32:29,128 And... 813 00:32:29,130 --> 00:32:31,881 maybe it's 'cause I'm still singing at Froggy's 814 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,550 and I'm not as far along as I thought I would be. 815 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:36,886 I don't know. 816 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,639 'Cause the truth is, when I close my eyes 817 00:32:39,641 --> 00:32:43,393 and I think about our future... 818 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:46,646 I see us with kids, Jack. 819 00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:49,782 Yeah. 820 00:32:49,784 --> 00:32:52,986 I just... 821 00:32:52,988 --> 00:32:55,989 I love our life. 822 00:32:55,991 --> 00:32:59,659 I love it right now. 823 00:32:59,661 --> 00:33:03,830 And I'm so scared of changing it. 824 00:33:03,832 --> 00:33:05,832 I don't want to change it. 825 00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:10,003 Okay? I'm not gonna stand for anything changing between us. 826 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:12,805 Okay? What we have together, you and me. 827 00:33:12,807 --> 00:33:14,807 Nothing. 828 00:33:19,681 --> 00:33:22,849 Look, I'm sorry about pressuring you all day. 829 00:33:22,851 --> 00:33:25,018 I just... 830 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:28,071 I just want you. 831 00:33:40,702 --> 00:33:43,036 The Steelers won the Super Bowl. 832 00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:47,040 Steelers won the Super Bowl. 833 00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:51,210 Bradshaw won MVP. 834 00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:53,846 My man. 835 00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:55,848 Yes. 836 00:33:55,850 --> 00:33:58,184 I am. 837 00:33:58,186 --> 00:34:00,887 You are. 838 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,573 Hey. 839 00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:22,158 - Hey. - Okay. 840 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,744 So, uh... 841 00:34:24,746 --> 00:34:27,246 what was all that about today? 842 00:34:27,248 --> 00:34:30,083 I told you I wanted to watch the game by myself. 843 00:34:30,085 --> 00:34:32,585 Then why did you agree to come over? 844 00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:34,887 I don't know. 845 00:34:34,889 --> 00:34:36,889 'Cause I didn't want to... 846 00:34:36,891 --> 00:34:39,342 seem like a weirdo. 847 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:41,260 Okay. So, now I know. 848 00:34:41,262 --> 00:34:43,262 No hanging out on Sundays during football season. 849 00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:45,098 - I got it. - But it's not just about football. 850 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,934 Okay. What's it about then? 851 00:34:48,937 --> 00:34:52,438 Okay. So, growing up, 852 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,441 I used to watch the Steelers with my dad. 853 00:34:55,443 --> 00:34:57,693 Right? Every single Sunday, 854 00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,363 until I grew up and... 855 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:03,783 I moved out here and I just got out of the habit. 856 00:35:03,785 --> 00:35:06,702 It wasn't until the 2006 AFC Championship 857 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,538 when they played the Broncos. Do you remember? 858 00:35:09,251 --> 00:35:11,134 No. 859 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,377 Okay. Anyway, 860 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:17,797 I wanted to watch 'em with my dad. 861 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,967 And I did. And they won. 862 00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:22,552 And then they won the Super Bowl. 863 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:25,304 And I just... 864 00:35:25,306 --> 00:35:28,224 It's just-just what I do now. 865 00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:30,226 I watch the Steelers, and... 866 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:32,862 I watch 'em with my dad. 867 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:35,648 He sounds like a cool guy. 868 00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:37,066 I'd like to meet him sometime. 869 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,484 Yeah. 870 00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:39,819 Okay. 871 00:35:39,821 --> 00:35:41,487 Yeah. 872 00:35:41,489 --> 00:35:43,739 Okay. 873 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,658 - Um... - All right. 874 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,494 And I know it's gonna be a little creepy. 875 00:35:48,496 --> 00:35:50,463 Uh... 876 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:55,718 This is your dad? 877 00:35:58,673 --> 00:36:01,057 Jack. 878 00:36:03,178 --> 00:36:04,760 Wow. 879 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:08,514 I know it sounds crazy and lame, 880 00:36:08,516 --> 00:36:10,316 but football is 881 00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:13,603 a really big part of my family. Like, really big. 882 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,104 Like, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for football. 883 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,023 I was conceived 884 00:36:17,025 --> 00:36:19,442 in a bathroom during the Super Bowl. 885 00:36:31,081 --> 00:36:33,081 Hi. 886 00:36:34,283 --> 00:36:37,785 Sorry if I was a jerk before. 887 00:36:40,956 --> 00:36:43,957 You're really not gonna forgive me? 888 00:36:43,959 --> 00:36:45,959 Okay. 889 00:36:45,961 --> 00:36:48,328 Um... 890 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:51,298 what if I told you a-a secret 891 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,219 that I've never shared with anyone before? 892 00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:55,672 - Hmm? - We're listening. 893 00:36:56,271 --> 00:36:57,938 Okay. All right. 894 00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:00,107 But you got to promise not to tell anyone though, okay? 895 00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:02,142 This is a very private thing that I'm sharing with you. 896 00:37:02,144 --> 00:37:04,144 Is this about you dating Demi Lovato? 897 00:37:04,146 --> 00:37:05,979 Because everyone knows. 898 00:37:05,981 --> 00:37:08,648 No. You know what, it's not about Demi Lovato, 899 00:37:08,650 --> 00:37:10,867 and we were just friends. I just... 900 00:37:13,122 --> 00:37:15,906 Sometimes I... paint. 901 00:37:15,908 --> 00:37:18,241 Now, no one knows this, not even your Aunt Kate, 902 00:37:18,243 --> 00:37:21,411 but... when I get a script, the first thing I do 903 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:24,831 is just sort of paint the way it makes me feel. 904 00:37:27,302 --> 00:37:29,669 Um... 905 00:37:31,306 --> 00:37:33,306 I painted this 906 00:37:33,308 --> 00:37:36,143 after I read that play for the first time. 907 00:37:36,145 --> 00:37:37,511 So... 908 00:37:46,321 --> 00:37:48,321 I think I scared you before. 909 00:37:48,323 --> 00:37:52,692 Um, all that talk of ghosts and dying. 910 00:37:52,694 --> 00:37:54,945 All that adult stuff we were reading about. 911 00:37:54,947 --> 00:37:56,947 That's some pretty confusing adult stuff. 912 00:37:56,949 --> 00:37:59,533 So, uh, you know, 913 00:37:59,535 --> 00:38:01,701 I thought I would come up here, show you my painting, 914 00:38:01,703 --> 00:38:04,504 tell you what I think my play is about. 915 00:38:04,506 --> 00:38:07,007 Because I was thinking, um, 916 00:38:07,009 --> 00:38:11,178 that it might make us all feel a little bit better. 917 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:14,848 But you got to promise not to make fun of me, okay? 918 00:38:17,186 --> 00:38:19,853 So, um... 919 00:38:19,855 --> 00:38:22,222 Yeah, I painted this because I felt like the play 920 00:38:22,224 --> 00:38:23,857 was about life, you know? 921 00:38:23,859 --> 00:38:25,559 And life is full of color. 922 00:38:25,561 --> 00:38:27,027 And we each get to come along 923 00:38:27,029 --> 00:38:29,062 and we add our own color to the painting. 924 00:38:29,064 --> 00:38:33,033 You know? And even though it's not very big, the painting, 925 00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:34,868 you sort of have to figure that it goes on forever, 926 00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:37,571 you know, in each direction. So, like, to infinity, you know? 927 00:38:37,573 --> 00:38:39,739 'Cause that's kind of like life, right? 928 00:38:39,741 --> 00:38:42,576 And it's really crazy, if you think about it, isn't it, 929 00:38:42,578 --> 00:38:44,544 that, a hundred years ago, some guy 930 00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:47,380 that I never met came to this country with a suitcase. 931 00:38:54,006 --> 00:38:56,556 He has a son, 932 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:59,818 who has a son, 933 00:38:59,843 --> 00:39:02,143 who has me. 934 00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,924 So, at first, when I was painting, I was thinking, you know, maybe up here, 935 00:39:04,944 --> 00:39:07,160 that was that guy's part of the painting and then, you know, 936 00:39:07,162 --> 00:39:09,162 down here, that's my part of the painting. 937 00:39:09,164 --> 00:39:11,365 And then I started to think, well, what if... 938 00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:13,617 we're all in the painting, everywhere? 939 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,787 And-and what if we're in the painting before we're born? 940 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:21,792 What if we're in it after we die? 941 00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:23,877 And these colors that we keep adding, 942 00:39:23,879 --> 00:39:26,880 what if they just keep getting added on top of one another, 943 00:39:26,882 --> 00:39:31,301 until eventually we're not even different colors anymore? 944 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,220 We're just... one thing. 945 00:39:34,222 --> 00:39:37,023 One painting. 946 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,559 - Lucky cap. - Lucky cap. 947 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:49,666 I mean, my dad is not with us anymore. 948 00:39:49,705 --> 00:39:52,172 He's not alive, but he's with us. 949 00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:56,460 He's with me every day. 950 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,964 It all just sort of fits somehow. 951 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:03,717 And even if you don't understand how yet, 952 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,886 people will die 953 00:40:05,888 --> 00:40:08,055 in our lives, people that we love. 954 00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,323 In the future. 955 00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:10,891 Maybe tomorrow. 956 00:40:10,893 --> 00:40:12,726 Maybe years from now. 957 00:40:12,728 --> 00:40:14,394 I mean, it's kind of beautiful, right, 958 00:40:14,396 --> 00:40:16,146 if you think about it, the fact that just because 959 00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:17,731 someone dies, just because you can't see them 960 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:19,900 or talk to them anymore, 961 00:40:19,902 --> 00:40:23,070 it doesn't mean they're not still in the painting. 962 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:26,907 I think maybe that's the point of the whole thing. 963 00:40:26,909 --> 00:40:30,077 There's no dying. 964 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:33,497 There's no you or me or them. 965 00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:35,382 It's just us. 966 00:40:46,929 --> 00:40:49,930 And this... sloppy... 967 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:52,970 wild, colorful, magical thing 968 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,343 that has no beginning, it has no end... 969 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,459 this right here... 970 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,462 I think it's us.