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Previously on This Is Us...
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I came here for my brother.
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I was hoping to take him back with me.
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You should've left me to rot!
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Join my campaign.
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You swear this is not a pity job?
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I wouldn't dare offer you a pity job.
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- Hey, I'm Randall.
- Uh, Jesse.
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RANDALL: Nice to meet you, Jesse.
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Did William ever mention a Jesse?
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Dad, Grandpa's gay.
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Or at least bi.
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There's no Jack here. It's Pilgrim Rick.
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YOUNG RANDALL: I want every Thanksgiving
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to be like this for the rest of my life.
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(WHISPERS):
Can I help you with anything?
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Maybe you could have asked me
that question
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before I started cutting the onions.
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(LAUGHS) No, because then you'd
have me cutting the onions.
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Yeah.
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(LOUIE WHIMPERING)
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This is probably our last Thanksgiving
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with the kids all living here.
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Yeah, well, with how much they've been
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at each other's throats,
maybe that's a good thing.
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- Whoa, Bec.
- Hmm?
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Are you opening up a pie shop
that I don't know about?
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I know, I kind of overdid it, huh?
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Do you think we made a mistake
by not giving the kids
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some big, extended family Thanksgiving?
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No, come on. Our families are terrible.
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But Miguel's coming over.
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He's pretty much extended family.
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I know, and I feel like
a traitor for having him over.
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- Bec, you're not a traitor.
- His ex is my best friend,
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and he's coming for Thanksgiving.
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That's best friend treason.
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Bec, it's the man's first
Thanksgiving since the divorce.
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And with Shelly taking the kids
to Connecticut for her family,
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he would be alone otherwise.
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Well, maybe he wouldn't be alone
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if he'd fought a little harder
to save his marriage.
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That is Shelly's side of things.
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I didn't know we were taking sides.
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Well, do you want to take sides?
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I don't want to take sides.
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- I don't want to have a fight.
- I don't want to take sides, either.
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(DISTANT LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
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What is that?
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Uh... sounds like laughter.
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- From our moody teenagers?
- It couldn't be.
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- Shall we investigate?
- (SCOFFS) Shall we ever.
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(LAUGHING): Don't make it complicated.
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- What's so funny?
- Randall's college essay.
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- It's not that funny.
- KATE: Okay, then go ahead.
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- Read them the question.
- No.
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- Read it.
- Come on.
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- JACK: Come on.
- So the question is,
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"So far, what person has
most impacted your life?"
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And he doesn't want to go
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with the firefighter
who found him on the steps.
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- RANDALL: But the question is flawed.
- KATE: No, no, no.
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The question is an underhanded softball
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- that you should clobber.
- Clobber, Randall.
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- It's so easy.
- Right?
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The whole premise
of the question is wrong.
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No one person can
have the greatest impact
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- on your life.
- Oh, my... Blah, blah, blah.
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Can someone please tell him
that he's overthinking this?
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Hey, your brother's gonna
make the right decision.
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What do you think?
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The fireman's a layup.
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Oh! There you go.
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- He said it himself.
- Oh...
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- Come on.
- Kev, ball.
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- Bah.
- Interception!
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REBECCA: Not inside...
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(CHATTER FADING)
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♪
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- Whoa!
- I don't want to play.
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I'm not playing!
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- RANDALL: Touchdown!
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
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Doorbell. Doorbell.
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Hey, Kev, you want to get that?
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- KATE: Oh!
- RANDALL: Oh!
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How long does it take them
to go to the store
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and get cranberry sauce?
I called an hour ago, Shelly.
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(MIGUEL SIGHS)
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Shelly, I just want to say
happy Thanksgiving to our kids.
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Shelly, don't hang up on...
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She hung up on me.
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Hey.
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Hey. Happy Thanksgiving.
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I brought a pie.
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REBECCA: I'm gonna go
put it in the kitchen.
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Yeah, okay.
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So, the person who's made
the biggest impact on your life?
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- Yeah.
- Ooh, that fireman who found you.
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- No. No. I'm not...
- Colleges love that kind of stuff.
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- I'm not doing that...
- Hello.
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Uh, can somebody grab
the Pilgrim Rick hat, please?
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Wow. You guys still do that stuff?
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Sure do, pal. Family tradition.
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- That we've outgrown.
- Oh, come on.
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Aw, I still like when Dad
does Pilgrim Rick.
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Thank you, Katie girl.
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Yeah, and it covers all the grays.
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- ALL: Oh!
- Whoa!
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Ooh, do you need some ice for that burn?
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I thought this was a
Thanksgiving dinner.
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I didn't realize it was a roast.
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KATE: Hey, a little bit of both.
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- JACK: Yeah, okay, sure.
- Here, you might need the...
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(LAUGHTER)
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JACK: You knock it off with that...
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Excuse me a second.
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RANDALL: Don't take sides.
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Hey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You know, I get the stress
of who gets the house,
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and the alimony and all that crap,
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but turning the kids against me?
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Your kids can't be turned
against you, Miguel.
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Okay? They love you.
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Come on, Jack. Just say it like it is.
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We both know that I wasn't there
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for Andy and Amber
like I should've been.
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Work always came first,
and now I'm paying the price.
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Okay, fine.
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You could have... you could've
been a more present father.
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You know? But you wanted
to provide for your family.
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I've never seen anyone work
as hard as you.
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You know, I remember, I remember
when you made upper management.
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I remember how proud of you I was.
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You were gonna be doing
the big deals with the big boys.
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And then you figured out
that the big deals
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were done on a golf course.
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And so what did you do?
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You bought some clubs, you got lessons.
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You would go to the range
after work and hit balls...
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Instead of going home
and having a family dinner.
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...until a Puerto Rican kid
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who'd never been to business school,
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who-who'd never set foot
on a golf course,
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let alone played on one, joins
his boss's Saturday foursome,
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and he becomes country club
champion four years in a row.
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You got to take that fight,
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and you need to show your kids
that you are still their father.
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You hear me?
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Yeah.
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You don't want to be 65 years
old and not know your grandkids.
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(LAUGHS, SNIFFLES)
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Man, what's a guy got to do
to get some turkey around here?
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Hey, have you heard from Jae-won?
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Hmm?
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About moving today's soup kitchen visit
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from the church to the rec center.
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(DISTORTED): Not yet. What about it?
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- Can you rinse and repeat, baby?
- I'm sorry.
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(RANDALL HUMMING)
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(WATER RUNNING)
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(RANDALL SPITS)
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- Ah...
- (SIGHS)
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- I have not heard from Jae-won.
- Okay.
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I hope he's on board with me
changing the venue.
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I'm not sure he likes me
working on the campaign.
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What? That's crazy.
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You've had, like, 300 stupendous ideas
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since joining my campaign.
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The fish-fry fundraiser,
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pushing for the town hall debate
next week.
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Plus, you look smoking even
when you're dressing down
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for a soup kitchen.
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Okay. You're right.
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I'm crushing being your field director.
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You are.
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- Mm.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Mm-mm.
- Mm?
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- Huh?
- Hustle now.
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- Yes.
- Okay? I'll meet you downstairs.
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Toby and Kate will be here any minute.
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You sure they're up to cooking
while we're out?
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I mean, Kate's all IVF'd up,
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and Toby's just getting
back on his feet.
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I quadruple-checked.
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They are excited
to be in charge this year.
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TESS: Mom?
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Yeah?
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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- TESS: I don't feel good.
- Hmm.
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No fever. Go lie down, okay?
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I'll tell Aunt Kate to
keep an eye on you.
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Okay.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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The cavalry is here!
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All right. What do we got here?
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- Hey-oh.
- Hi.
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How's my sis feeling with her
little turducken in the oven?
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- Pretty good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. The morning sickness
isn't too bad,
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and Toby's been coming through
with the back rubs.
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Yeah. My fingers are basically
tension assassins.
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- Give me some of that. Uh.
- BETH: Oh, you know what?
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Tess isn't feeling well.
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Is it okay with you guys
if she stays here with you?
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Yeah, that'd be good practice for us
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for when we have
a little sicko of our own.
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- BETH: Are you sure?
- If this is too much for you, Tobe...
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Because we can make another
arrangement, right?
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Look, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Hey, this... it's great.
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We'll watch Tess. This is gonna be fine.
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Look, my comeback is about
small victories, all right?
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And helping Kate cook
a 15-pound Butterball
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using Snoop and Martha's recipe
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will be a small but meaningful victory.
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RANDALL: All right, then.
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Hey, girls, let's hit the road!
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BETH: So, if anything happens,
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just give us a call.
We'll be back by 4:00.
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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Yeah? All right. Let's hit it.
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Hey, Annie, why is there
a gigantic teddy bear
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sitting at the dining room table?
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It's a secret.
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A secret? It's creepy is what it is.
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- All right, have fun...
- Have fun.
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...at the homeless shelter.
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♪
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Be right with you, folks.
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Hello, little ladies.
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Don't you guys look beautiful?
Uh, you want to go
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help them over there? Yeah.
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Explain to me how this
is better than Linwood Baptist.
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Well, we just felt like,
uh, the athletic center
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represents a broader sample of the 12th.
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Did we? Because, you know,
at this very moment,
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Sol Brown is handing out turkeys
over at Linwood Baptist,
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the biggest Thanksgiving
soup kitchen in the city,
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which gets photographed
every year by The Inquirer,
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The Telegraph,
The Philadelphia Tribune...
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Please stop saying newspapers at me.
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We-we don't need a photo op, you know?
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Randall wants to connect
with the people.
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He doesn't want to look
like the guy who drove in
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to hold a ladle
and get his picture taken.
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00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,796
- We just want...
- I need to go to the bathroom.
250
00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:57,156
Oh...
251
00:09:57,802 --> 00:09:59,328
To not be continued.
252
00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:01,976
- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm.
253
00:10:04,273 --> 00:10:06,250
Have we landed on a job title
for your wife?
254
00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:09,364
Yeah, field director. She'll
spread my message, coordinate...
255
00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:12,054
I'm aware what a field director
does, since I usually hire them.
256
00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:16,046
Randall, has your wife
ever worked on a campaign?
257
00:10:16,234 --> 00:10:17,606
Because I think she needs to understand
258
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,023
- that there's a system here.
- Hey, Jae-won.
259
00:10:19,468 --> 00:10:21,076
You've done an amazing job.
260
00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,744
All right? You joining my campaign
261
00:10:22,779 --> 00:10:24,523
has been divine intervention.
262
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,734
But Beth is my wife, and she's for real
263
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,109
and it's not open for discussion.
264
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,968
("JUST A FRIEND" BY BIZ MARKIE PLAYING)
265
00:10:33,423 --> 00:10:34,773
Well, this is fun.
266
00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:39,445
♪ Oh, baby, you ♪
267
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,921
♪ You got what I need ♪
268
00:10:43,099 --> 00:10:45,125
♪ You got everything I need ♪
269
00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:47,545
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
270
00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:48,904
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
271
00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:51,507
Here you go. Happy Thanksgiving to you.
272
00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:53,179
They're raising my rent again.
273
00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:55,664
- They want me to move out.
- Of course they do.
274
00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:58,640
Landlords want higher income
earners to move in.
275
00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:01,140
♪ So glad you saved me, dear ♪
276
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,818
♪ Saved me, dear... ♪
277
00:11:04,009 --> 00:11:06,973
Happy Thanksgiving to you,
young man. Okay.
278
00:11:06,998 --> 00:11:08,793
♪ Things were wrong,
you made them right ♪
279
00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:11,760
♪ How did you do it, dear? ♪
280
00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:13,862
♪ Do it, dear ♪
281
00:11:13,897 --> 00:11:16,146
♪ Oh, I'm thankful every day ♪
282
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,959
♪ Oh, that you came my way ♪
283
00:11:19,442 --> 00:11:21,294
♪ And I hope and pray ♪
284
00:11:21,443 --> 00:11:24,281
♪ That you never ever go away ♪
285
00:11:24,306 --> 00:11:28,255
♪ 'Cause you, oh, you got what I need ♪
286
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,552
♪ Little girl... ♪
287
00:11:29,577 --> 00:11:32,177
Don't be shy. This is a growing girl.
288
00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:33,896
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
289
00:11:33,921 --> 00:11:35,185
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
290
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,091
ANNIE: Deja, you're giving too many.
291
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,755
The man said only one cookie a person.
292
00:11:39,789 --> 00:11:41,787
Well, the man doesn't get it.
293
00:11:42,225 --> 00:11:44,126
- BETH: Man..
- What?
294
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,185
None of my messages
are getting through to Kate.
295
00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:48,513
Mm. This reception sucks.
296
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,138
We should put that on our platform:
297
00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:51,865
fix cell phone service in Philly.
298
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,130
Happy Thanksgiving.
299
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:57,598
♪ Don't ever stop them, dear ♪
300
00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,743
♪ Stop them dear... ♪
301
00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:01,146
No, no. Wait, wait, hold up.
302
00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:02,871
Great news. I convinced a photographer
303
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,023
from Linwood Baptist to come
here and take some pictures.
304
00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:06,411
Best of both worlds, baby.
305
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:07,505
- Oh, dude, that's great.
- Yeah.
306
00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:10,099
That's-that's great, right?
307
00:12:11,888 --> 00:12:14,356
I'm sorry, guys. I just...
I don't think it's a good idea.
308
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:16,872
People came here to have
a nice meal with their families,
309
00:12:16,897 --> 00:12:19,231
and most of them don't want
to be photographed
310
00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,964
getting a handout. You know,
Randall's whole strategy...
311
00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:23,498
You know, his strategy
is to get more votes
312
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,633
than he currently has, Beth.
313
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,130
(OVERLAPPING ARGUING)
314
00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,513
Guys, stop.
315
00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,630
All right, I'm sorry, Jae-won.
316
00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:43,317
- I-I called in a favor, man.
- I know,
317
00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:46,167
and I'm sorry, but you should've
run it by us first.
318
00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:47,238
No, actually, no...
319
00:12:47,263 --> 00:12:49,294
because I'm the campaign manager and
what I'm supposed to do is get...
320
00:12:49,319 --> 00:12:50,325
- Jae-won, please.
- No, no.
321
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,692
- Randall, you're making a mistake.
- What do you want me to do, man?
322
00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:54,153
I don't care if it's a mistake,
323
00:12:54,178 --> 00:12:55,575
she's my wife.
324
00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:06,888
- Yeah, um, happy Thanksgiving.
- To you and yours as well, man. Hey...
325
00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:09,575
Oh, man.
326
00:13:10,672 --> 00:13:11,825
Yeah...
327
00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:20,364
Ooh, a terrier!
Dad, could we go play with it?
328
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,216
- Yeah, let's go say hi.
- Oh, yay!
329
00:13:24,211 --> 00:13:25,411
Hey, Randall.
330
00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:27,562
Yeah.
331
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:28,872
I'm just curious.
332
00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:32,349
Of my 300 ideas over the past few weeks,
333
00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:34,731
how many of them
did you really think were...
334
00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:36,738
What's the word you used?
335
00:13:37,739 --> 00:13:39,661
- Stupendous.
- Or...
336
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,466
how many times were you just
trying to make me feel good
337
00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:44,356
because you thought
your recently-fired wife
338
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:45,544
needed a win?
339
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,896
Beth...
340
00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:51,739
Oh, man. That's what I thought.
341
00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:54,860
Actually, it's not what I thought,
342
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,864
- you know, which really sucks.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
343
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,214
- Hey.
- Oh, God.
344
00:14:02,419 --> 00:14:04,863
- What is it?
- Oh, man. We got to get home.
345
00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:07,153
- Come on, girls. Let's go.
- Come on.
346
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,083
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
347
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,391
♪
348
00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:42,233
How we feeling?
349
00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:46,275
We felt better shoveling crap
back at my base.
350
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:47,680
Yeah, I'll bet.
351
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,789
Got about a week more to get
that junk out of your system.
352
00:14:50,899 --> 00:14:54,067
Roger that, Sarge. Glad to hear
you got a new mission.
353
00:14:58,670 --> 00:14:59,867
VIETNAMESE MAN: G.I.!
354
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:01,969
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
355
00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:07,736
The boy cut his foot
on the wire last week.
356
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,133
Then the wire is doing its job.
357
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,547
(HELICOPTER FLYING OVERHEAD)
358
00:15:16,656 --> 00:15:18,453
Supply chopper's bringing a hot turkey.
359
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,149
Me and some of the guys are gonna have
360
00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:21,985
a sit-down Thanksgiving dinner.
361
00:15:22,141 --> 00:15:23,383
You're welcome to join us.
362
00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:26,164
That is, if you can leave
your sunny-ass disposition here.
363
00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:31,649
♪ In the chilly hours and minutes ♪
364
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,298
♪ Of uncertainty ♪
365
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:37,766
♪ I want to be in the warm... ♪
366
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,375
My dad's smoked turkey, the best.
367
00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:42,375
- You'd smoke anything, Murph.
- (LAUGHTER)
368
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:47,977
♪ To feel you all around me... ♪
369
00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:51,424
- Who you writing?
- Robinson.
370
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:53,938
Figured he'd, uh,
371
00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:55,875
he'd want to know about
all the fun that he's missing.
372
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,688
Hey, uh, what's the deal
with your brother, Sarge?
373
00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:01,000
Hmm?
374
00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:02,846
♪ When sundown ♪
375
00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:04,516
♪ Pales the sky... ♪
376
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:08,219
He's fine. Just misses home.
377
00:16:08,252 --> 00:16:10,539
He ain't fine. He's a medic.
378
00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:13,297
He shovels guts back into body cavities.
379
00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,969
Meanwhile, you all treat us
like the field goal kicker
380
00:16:15,994 --> 00:16:17,563
till you take a bullet
and want morphine.
381
00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:19,430
Then we're your best friend.
382
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,891
♪ Would be the sweetest thing ♪
383
00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,984
♪ T'would make me sing ♪
384
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:30,852
♪ Ah, but I may as well try and catch ♪
385
00:16:30,877 --> 00:16:32,313
♪ The wind ♪
386
00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:36,269
♪ Diddy Di Dee ♪
387
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:37,547
♪ Dee diddy diddy... ♪
388
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:38,735
Miss, can I...?
389
00:16:41,706 --> 00:16:42,852
Heavy.
390
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:47,711
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
391
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:50,930
♪ When rain has hung
the leave with tears ♪
392
00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:54,149
♪ I want you near to kill ♪
393
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:55,578
♪ My fears ♪
394
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:59,419
♪ To help me to leave all my blues ♪
395
00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:01,469
♪ Behind ♪
396
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,758
♪ For... ♪
397
00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:08,172
(FLIES BUZZING)
398
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,383
Hey.
399
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,031
You haven't been catching any fish.
400
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,664
No, no fish. I-I brought food.
401
00:17:40,154 --> 00:17:43,047
Food. Thuc...
402
00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:47,360
Food. Food.
403
00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:50,578
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
404
00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:54,414
Your boy, is he-he okay? He's okay?
405
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:55,930
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
406
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,680
Can I see him?
407
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,961
(MAN SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
408
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,008
Can I see him?
409
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,102
(FLIES BUZZING)
410
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:22,649
- (WOMAN SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
- Okay.
411
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,117
BOY: Ahh!
412
00:18:34,995 --> 00:18:36,578
(WOMAN WHISPERING IN VIETNAMESE)
413
00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:48,602
- Nicky, wake up. Come on.
- What?
414
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,758
Hustle up, let's go.
415
00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:50,922
Come on.
416
00:18:58,744 --> 00:19:01,112
He's burning up. His foot's infected.
417
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:03,891
I'm not gonna save a kid's life
418
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:06,133
just so he can grow up one day
and zap Americans.
419
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,336
Clean and dress the wound.
420
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,976
No.
421
00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:14,149
Clean and bandage the wound.
That is an order.
422
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,961
He's gonna be okay.
423
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,906
He's gonna be okay,
but this is gonna hurt, okay?
424
00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:28,797
It's gonna sting, ouch.
425
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,656
- (SCREAMING)
- It's okay, it's okay.
426
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,602
- (SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
- (SHUSHING)
427
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:39,391
TOWNIE: Okay in there, Sarge?
428
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,797
Yeah! We're doing good.
429
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:01,735
Ah.
430
00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:26,235
He's just a kid, Nicky.
431
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,406
You need to wake the hell up.
432
00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:35,391
This ville is nothing but women
433
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:37,781
and kids and old men.
434
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,094
(SIGHS)
435
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,328
My first CO here was a guy
436
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:50,699
named Captain Greg Minetto.
437
00:20:53,929 --> 00:20:55,422
"Bones", we called him.
438
00:20:57,663 --> 00:21:00,098
We were pulling security
outside Da Nang,
439
00:21:00,358 --> 00:21:02,360
and I'm brand new in-country,
440
00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:06,328
virgin, scared to death.
441
00:21:07,888 --> 00:21:09,875
Sometimes the guys got on my ass.
442
00:21:13,211 --> 00:21:17,172
I mean, I couldn't stick on
a damn Band-Aid without shaking.
443
00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:18,464
(NICKY EXHALES)
444
00:21:19,703 --> 00:21:23,758
But one time, Bones got fed up with
them always ragging on me, so...
445
00:21:25,258 --> 00:21:27,071
he grabs a big chicken from the ville,
446
00:21:29,406 --> 00:21:30,625
and bam,
447
00:21:31,315 --> 00:21:33,196
chops off its head with his Ka-Bar.
448
00:21:33,555 --> 00:21:34,735
(IMITATES KNIFE SLICE)
449
00:21:35,429 --> 00:21:38,743
And the chicken's flapping
around without a head,
450
00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:40,117
blood gushing,
451
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:44,219
and Bones takes the chicken
and he tosses it to me.
452
00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:48,813
There I am, with a bloody,
flapping chicken,
453
00:21:49,789 --> 00:21:53,539
and Bones says to the guys,
"Pretend that chicken's you.
454
00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:57,586
"Pretend you're the one flapping around,
455
00:21:57,795 --> 00:22:01,203
"screaming for a medic,
bullets still flying.
456
00:22:02,602 --> 00:22:04,133
"You best hope Nicky doesn't mind
457
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:07,071
trying to save your sorry ass,
because Nicky's all you got."
458
00:22:14,508 --> 00:22:16,688
And after that, the guys
showed me a little respect.
459
00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:23,344
I mean, how could you not love Bones?
460
00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:25,220
And the villagers
loved him, too, you know?
461
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:28,188
The old ladies, they did
his laundry, brought him food.
462
00:22:29,602 --> 00:22:30,953
There was this one.
463
00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:34,328
No teeth, but always smiling.
464
00:22:35,219 --> 00:22:38,388
She cut his hair and talked to him
465
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:40,203
and he would nod like he understood.
466
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,865
One night, the VC got through the wire,
467
00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:49,117
tossed a satchel charge into his bunker
468
00:22:49,142 --> 00:22:53,024
and turned Cap into a big sloppy
bowl of chicken fricassee.
469
00:22:55,619 --> 00:22:57,821
They targeted Bones and no one else.
470
00:23:02,235 --> 00:23:04,430
The old lady with no teeth
told her VC brother
471
00:23:04,455 --> 00:23:05,789
where he could find him.
472
00:23:21,552 --> 00:23:23,422
You can be nice to them
all you want, Jack.
473
00:23:27,587 --> 00:23:29,586
But they're not just women and children.
474
00:24:12,611 --> 00:24:13,987
You here all week?
475
00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:16,892
That's the plan. You?
476
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,783
Um, hard to say.
477
00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,262
- William.
- Jesse.
478
00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:29,961
- Please, don't, uh...
- Ah.
479
00:24:29,995 --> 00:24:31,529
- ...let me stop you...
- (LAUGHS)
480
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:32,829
(PLAYING)
481
00:24:54,206 --> 00:24:55,501
Jesse?
482
00:24:56,212 --> 00:24:57,861
Technically, cocaine is my problem,
483
00:24:57,886 --> 00:25:01,288
not, uh, sparkling rosé, so...
484
00:25:03,872 --> 00:25:05,790
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
485
00:25:06,331 --> 00:25:09,243
You need something besides
cheap wine in your stomach.
486
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:11,360
Come on.
487
00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:15,603
All right.
488
00:25:15,713 --> 00:25:18,282
I was a bond trader in London.
489
00:25:18,425 --> 00:25:21,384
The job was all-consuming
and put strains
490
00:25:21,409 --> 00:25:24,212
on an already complicated
491
00:25:24,237 --> 00:25:27,587
and mismatched marriage.
492
00:25:27,623 --> 00:25:30,290
Cocaine helped me keep pace
with the workload
493
00:25:30,315 --> 00:25:33,183
until the workload couldn't
keep pace with my addiction.
494
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:35,064
I lost everything.
495
00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:37,517
Moved to the States.
496
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:41,332
I lived with my sister
for a while in Chicago,
497
00:25:41,366 --> 00:25:44,025
and then I came to Philly,
where I worked
498
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:46,537
front of house in a restaurant
because my accent
499
00:25:46,572 --> 00:25:48,275
- classed the place up.
- Accent classed the place up.
500
00:25:48,341 --> 00:25:50,142
Yeah, I was at that meeting.
501
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,322
Let's hear the true story.
502
00:26:05,002 --> 00:26:06,228
Okay, fine.
503
00:26:07,259 --> 00:26:11,395
You're... an inexplicably pleasant man
504
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:12,759
worthy of the truth.
505
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,304
I started using cocaine
in the late '70s.
506
00:26:20,339 --> 00:26:22,533
I-I liked cocaine.
507
00:26:22,558 --> 00:26:24,814
(LAUGHS): I... That's not true.
508
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:30,345
I liked Manchester United.
I love cocaine.
509
00:26:30,408 --> 00:26:32,618
Half my paycheck went to the stuff,
510
00:26:33,283 --> 00:26:34,939
until I learned that...
511
00:26:37,545 --> 00:26:40,829
smoking crack cocaine was cheaper.
512
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:47,150
Also, I was never a bond trader.
513
00:26:49,972 --> 00:26:52,283
But one thing I said is true:
514
00:26:52,884 --> 00:26:55,540
my marriage to Anissa was...
515
00:26:56,798 --> 00:26:58,337
a complicated mismatch,
516
00:26:58,789 --> 00:27:01,595
and I do have a sister in Chicago.
517
00:27:07,619 --> 00:27:12,478
I... I don't know why
Thanksgiving depresses me.
518
00:27:12,824 --> 00:27:14,425
It's not my holiday.
519
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,103
In fact, isn't it to celebrate you
520
00:27:18,509 --> 00:27:21,579
for defeating us in your independence?
521
00:27:21,781 --> 00:27:23,517
(CHUCKLES): No. It was not.
522
00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:29,845
Anyway, I was invited
to my sister's house,
523
00:27:31,706 --> 00:27:35,150
but the people there
will ask me how I'm doing,
524
00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:40,313
and... I'm in no mood to spin lies
525
00:27:40,338 --> 00:27:42,206
about the joys of being sober.
526
00:27:42,907 --> 00:27:45,336
You stay sober,
you won't have to lie about it.
527
00:27:49,009 --> 00:27:51,329
Look, tonight a bunch of us
sober musicians
528
00:27:51,354 --> 00:27:53,728
are getting together.
On the holidays we like to play,
529
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:56,556
uh, mostly to keep us from
getting into trouble.
530
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,283
You're welcome to come.
531
00:27:58,954 --> 00:28:00,142
Good Lord.
532
00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:03,892
Listening to jazz sober sounds awful.
533
00:28:03,981 --> 00:28:05,056
(LAUGHS)
534
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,587
What can I bring?
535
00:28:06,762 --> 00:28:08,853
Just yourself. We need the audience.
536
00:28:14,053 --> 00:28:15,290
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
537
00:28:39,609 --> 00:28:41,204
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
538
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,636
So, what needs to start first?
539
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:56,339
The cranberry sauce. You are in charge.
540
00:28:56,558 --> 00:28:58,738
- This is not a can.
- Right.
541
00:28:59,316 --> 00:29:01,506
I'm making cranberry sauce from scratch?
542
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:03,069
Isn't that kind of a high-stakes duty?
543
00:29:03,094 --> 00:29:04,473
Well, Randall has a recipe binder.
544
00:29:04,508 --> 00:29:05,608
Recipe binder, okay.
545
00:29:05,642 --> 00:29:07,084
Randall's recipes.
546
00:29:07,511 --> 00:29:09,787
Okay. Of course, color-coded,
547
00:29:09,812 --> 00:29:12,647
uh, with an entire section for confit.
548
00:29:12,722 --> 00:29:15,057
And he's marked our page for us.
549
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,998
"Cranberry sauce with mint."
550
00:29:18,202 --> 00:29:21,223
Randall's recipe for cranberry
sauce has, like, 30 ingredients,
551
00:29:21,258 --> 00:29:24,193
including "fresh mint from my garden".
552
00:29:24,227 --> 00:29:25,897
- Randall has an herb garden?
- Yeah.
553
00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,444
Okay.
554
00:29:27,469 --> 00:29:29,665
Okay, come here.
What is happening? Come here.
555
00:29:29,699 --> 00:29:31,734
Oh, okay, look. Randall is
the perfect embodiment
556
00:29:31,768 --> 00:29:33,686
of the perfect man.
He's basically your dad,
557
00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,319
- and I'm...
- Toby.
558
00:29:37,045 --> 00:29:39,717
Hey, me and you?
559
00:29:41,850 --> 00:29:42,991
We got this.
560
00:29:43,787 --> 00:29:44,819
- (SIGHS)
- We can...
561
00:29:44,844 --> 00:29:46,256
We're gonna be great hosts.
562
00:29:46,842 --> 00:29:48,311
Okay? And we're gonna be great parents.
563
00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:49,741
And today, we're gonna prove it.
564
00:29:49,766 --> 00:29:51,428
- Yeah. You're right.
- Okay? So let's do us.
565
00:29:51,453 --> 00:29:53,189
- Okay. Do us.
- Me and you.
566
00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:54,623
All right, KaToby on three?
567
00:29:55,092 --> 00:29:56,991
One, two, KaToby.
568
00:29:57,537 --> 00:30:00,827
Tess, I got something for you.
569
00:30:03,322 --> 00:30:04,823
Oh. Oh.
570
00:30:05,723 --> 00:30:07,827
- (SCREAMS)
- Ah! What, what, what?
571
00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:15,717
Hey. Uh, Tess needs your help.
572
00:30:17,186 --> 00:30:18,314
Why? Is she okay?
573
00:30:18,348 --> 00:30:22,117
Yeah, fine. She just has...
she has two boxes of... things
574
00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:27,319
that, uh, a-a young woman might
need every full moon-ish.
575
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:31,553
- Oh. Ugh.
- Yeah.
576
00:30:31,928 --> 00:30:34,498
I think this might be her first period.
577
00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:36,373
Yeah, yeah. She looked confused.
578
00:30:45,923 --> 00:30:47,248
Hey.
579
00:30:48,678 --> 00:30:50,069
Is everything okay?
580
00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:54,076
TESS: I'm fine, just leave me alone.
581
00:30:55,905 --> 00:30:57,194
I will, I just...
582
00:30:58,903 --> 00:31:00,303
Is this your first one?
583
00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:02,272
TESS: Yes.
584
00:31:03,553 --> 00:31:04,760
Did you call your mom?
585
00:31:05,327 --> 00:31:06,491
TESS: They didn't answer.
586
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:08,484
I tried calling them, like, five times.
587
00:31:08,509 --> 00:31:09,881
I texted them, though.
588
00:31:10,845 --> 00:31:12,311
I'm sure she'll call soon.
589
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,444
Is there anything I can help with?
590
00:31:25,115 --> 00:31:26,468
- Yeah.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)
591
00:31:30,225 --> 00:31:31,639
Do you want to come down and help us?
592
00:31:31,664 --> 00:31:33,632
I'm never leaving this room.
593
00:31:33,957 --> 00:31:35,741
I'm too embarrassed to see Toby.
594
00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:37,319
- Oh...
- Wait, embarrassed?
595
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:40,763
Hey. Tess, you have nothing
to be embarrassed about.
596
00:31:41,717 --> 00:31:43,599
And this is coming from a woman who had
597
00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:47,022
the most embarrassing first period ever.
598
00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:49,678
So, when I was around your age,
599
00:31:49,881 --> 00:31:52,225
we were staying at a beach house
with Miguel's family
600
00:31:52,522 --> 00:31:54,043
and I was sharing a room with Amber,
601
00:31:54,077 --> 00:31:55,795
Miguel's daughter, who I worshiped.
602
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:57,655
I mean, she taught me
how to put on mascara.
603
00:31:57,764 --> 00:31:59,733
So, I was asleep when it happened.
604
00:31:59,758 --> 00:32:01,991
So I stripped the bed, and then
I'm tip-toeing down the hall,
605
00:32:02,016 --> 00:32:04,428
and who do I run into?
Her older brother Andy.
606
00:32:04,474 --> 00:32:06,075
Who was a lifeguard.
607
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,905
And of course, here I am
with this wadded-up bedding,
608
00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:12,202
and he just says, "Oh, what,
did you wet the bed, Pearson?"
609
00:32:12,725 --> 00:32:15,295
N-Now, if I say yes, everybody
at school is gonna think
610
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,467
that I'm a bed-wetter at the age of 12.
611
00:32:17,492 --> 00:32:20,278
So what do I say? I say, "No, actually,
612
00:32:20,303 --> 00:32:23,662
"I just had my period and I need
a tampon. Do you have one?"
613
00:32:23,873 --> 00:32:25,241
(LAUGHING): He didn't know what to say.
614
00:32:25,373 --> 00:32:27,584
So, he's like stammering
and he tries to laugh if off,
615
00:32:27,609 --> 00:32:29,506
but then he just, like,
pushes past me. (LAUGHS)
616
00:32:31,073 --> 00:32:34,334
So, uh, needless to say, we've
never talked about it since.
617
00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:35,881
Anyway, I got you beat.
618
00:32:35,906 --> 00:32:37,608
- Yeah, definitely. (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.
619
00:32:39,572 --> 00:32:40,872
(SIGHS)
620
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:45,637
Anyhow, I know you have a mom,
but if there's anything
621
00:32:45,662 --> 00:32:47,569
you ever want to talk to me
about, anytime...
622
00:32:48,139 --> 00:32:49,702
I mean, pretty soon,
you're gonna have...
623
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:51,787
(WHISPERS): your first kiss.
624
00:32:51,863 --> 00:32:54,022
(NORMAL): And your first boyfriend.
625
00:32:55,339 --> 00:32:57,912
Or girlfriend.
626
00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:02,553
Or girlfriend.
627
00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:07,334
Yeah, or girlfriend.
628
00:33:12,516 --> 00:33:14,452
MAN (ON AUDIOBOOK):
St. George came upon the ruins...
629
00:33:14,477 --> 00:33:18,162
of the Rollins house and slept
on the cold sooted stones
630
00:33:18,187 --> 00:33:19,510
of the fireplace hearth.
631
00:33:20,117 --> 00:33:21,617
He awoke the next morning with...
632
00:33:23,156 --> 00:33:24,367
Uh, I'm sorry, I...
633
00:33:25,007 --> 00:33:28,084
The last I heard, St. George
was lost in the brambles.
634
00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:30,692
- Did I... did I miss something?
- (CHUCKLES)
635
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:33,170
Yes, 'cause you're not listening.
636
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:36,215
I think your mind is already
at your daughter's house.
637
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,357
- No.
- Yeah.
638
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:39,443
- No, no, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
639
00:33:39,568 --> 00:33:41,396
I thought that you were excited
640
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,201
that Amber had moved to Scarsdale.
641
00:33:43,235 --> 00:33:45,570
I mean, we've only seen
our grandson, what,
642
00:33:45,604 --> 00:33:47,803
twice since they adopted him?
643
00:33:49,648 --> 00:33:50,912
I am excited.
644
00:33:51,903 --> 00:33:55,717
Well, in 6.5 miles,
you better act like it.
645
00:33:58,287 --> 00:33:59,684
(SIGHS) It's just...
646
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,652
I feel like a pity invite.
647
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,215
- What?
- Yeah.
648
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,523
I mean, the only reason
that we were asked to come over
649
00:34:05,557 --> 00:34:07,053
is because Shelly
is gonna be spending it
650
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,600
with her husband's family.
651
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,764
I'm sorry that you're missing
Thanksgiving for this.
652
00:34:14,092 --> 00:34:15,784
We're still gonna make it
back to Randall's
653
00:34:15,819 --> 00:34:17,006
in time for dessert.
654
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:19,850
And besides,
I'm very much looking forward
655
00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,866
to spending some time with your kids.
656
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,092
It's gonna be a good day.
657
00:34:26,029 --> 00:34:27,241
(CHILD COOS)
658
00:34:29,799 --> 00:34:31,655
Luke, you're supposed to eat turkey
659
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,639
- for Thanksgiving, not Cheerios.
- (FAMILY LAUGHING)
660
00:34:36,725 --> 00:34:38,233
- (LUKE CRYING)
- Oh, honey.
661
00:34:38,258 --> 00:34:40,210
Don't be scared; That's your grandpa.
662
00:34:40,235 --> 00:34:42,077
Nah, it's okay; I have the same reaction
663
00:34:42,102 --> 00:34:43,733
every morning when I look in the mirror.
664
00:34:43,838 --> 00:34:45,108
(REBECCA AND MIGUEL CHUCKLE)
665
00:34:48,350 --> 00:34:52,381
Oh, I, uh, read that Beckwith
and Hightower are merging.
666
00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:53,608
Is that a good thing for you, Amber?
667
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:56,694
I haven't been with Hightower
for over a year, Dad.
668
00:34:57,353 --> 00:34:58,655
ANDY: Geez, Dad.
669
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,202
Somebody hasn't been reading
Amber's Christmas newsletter.
670
00:35:01,494 --> 00:35:03,765
No, I do. I mean, we do.
671
00:35:04,413 --> 00:35:06,054
It's very entertaining, by the way.
672
00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:07,577
Thanks, Rebecca.
673
00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:09,109
(LUKE FUSSING)
674
00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:10,788
(CLEARS THROAT)
675
00:35:10,948 --> 00:35:13,327
We haven't, uh, seen
Kevin's new movie, yet.
676
00:35:13,817 --> 00:35:14,976
Hmm.
677
00:35:15,151 --> 00:35:17,919
It's actually... it's quite good.
678
00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,734
I've heard mixed.
679
00:35:20,793 --> 00:35:23,528
Yeah? I think it's, um,
680
00:35:23,616 --> 00:35:28,435
at a 94% on Rotten Tomatoes; it's a site
681
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,890
- that Kevin taught me about.
- Come on, you're killing me!
682
00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,046
Cowboys scored, Connor.
683
00:35:33,902 --> 00:35:35,773
Sorry, we have Washington
and the points.
684
00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:37,601
No, it's okay.
685
00:35:37,978 --> 00:35:41,047
Uh, we're a big football family,
actually, so I understand.
686
00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:42,116
Hmm.
687
00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:44,141
(LUKE GIGGLES)
688
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,705
This vegan stuffing is delicious, Amber.
689
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,213
Well, thanks, Dad.
690
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:53,659
What about you, Luke, do you
like your mother's stuffing?
691
00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:55,198
Do you like the vegan stuffing?
692
00:35:55,924 --> 00:35:56,948
(CONNOR GRUNTS)
693
00:35:56,973 --> 00:35:58,846
Do any of these side dishes
have nuts in them?
694
00:35:58,871 --> 00:36:00,291
I get a little allergic.
695
00:36:00,532 --> 00:36:03,963
Uh, yes, actually,
the sweet potato casserole
696
00:36:03,988 --> 00:36:05,622
- has some slivered almonds.
- Ah...
697
00:36:05,647 --> 00:36:07,354
- I-I didn't know, I'm so sorry.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
698
00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:08,909
- I didn't, I didn't know.
- First you steal my father
699
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,205
from my mother,
and now you're trying to kill
700
00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:11,479
- my brother-in-law.
- (AMBER COUGHS)
701
00:36:14,795 --> 00:36:17,080
Sorry, too soon?
702
00:36:18,059 --> 00:36:22,612
No, no. Not too soon, actually.
703
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:29,455
You know, after your mother and I split,
704
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,127
I promised my best friend
and myself that I would fight
705
00:36:33,152 --> 00:36:34,729
to keep you kids in my life.
706
00:36:36,553 --> 00:36:39,291
And for a long time, I tried.
707
00:36:39,354 --> 00:36:40,508
(LUKE BABBLES)
708
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,041
I called every day,
I sent Christmas gifts.
709
00:36:43,066 --> 00:36:44,936
I tried to plan things.
710
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,517
And I was lucky if I got
an e-mail back from you.
711
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:53,327
So after a while...
712
00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:56,342
Well, I gave up.
713
00:37:00,768 --> 00:37:02,869
Well, you have
the Pearsons now, at least.
714
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:10,086
Yes. Yes, I do.
715
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:16,175
In heartbreak,
ten years after her husband
716
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,721
and my best friend died,
and your mother had remarried...
717
00:37:21,123 --> 00:37:22,636
...Rebecca and I found each other.
718
00:37:23,357 --> 00:37:26,308
And we filled a hole
in each other's lives.
719
00:37:27,066 --> 00:37:28,956
Now, you don't have to be happy for us,
720
00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:33,026
but we're not gonna apologize
for being together.
721
00:37:34,345 --> 00:37:37,034
So take all the shots
at me that you want to,
722
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,912
leave me out of the family vacations,
723
00:37:39,937 --> 00:37:41,838
leave me out of the inside jokes,
724
00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:44,265
but the one time a decade
that you see Rebecca,
725
00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:46,943
you show my wife some respect.
726
00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:54,209
(LUKE GIGGLES)
727
00:37:57,532 --> 00:37:58,811
(LUKE BABBLING)
728
00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:06,654
Does anyone know the score
of the football game?
729
00:38:07,092 --> 00:38:08,350
It's 21 to 7.
730
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,612
Don't tell Mom and Dad
about... you know.
731
00:38:18,889 --> 00:38:21,966
I won't, but Tess...
732
00:38:22,492 --> 00:38:24,633
your parents are going
to love you no matter what.
733
00:38:25,074 --> 00:38:26,461
So you should tell them.
734
00:38:34,797 --> 00:38:36,274
Hey, Babe.
735
00:38:37,331 --> 00:38:39,094
- What is this?
- Uh...
736
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:41,790
This is what happens when you leave me
737
00:38:41,815 --> 00:38:44,013
by myself to handle Thanksgiving dinner.
738
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:47,634
The trouble started when the
cranberry sauce boiled over,
739
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,555
it exploded all over me,
and then the trouble ended
740
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,649
when I went to baste the turkey,
then dropped the turkey,
741
00:38:51,674 --> 00:38:55,454
then stepped onto, nay, into the turkey.
742
00:38:55,479 --> 00:38:57,513
So I had to improvise.
743
00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:00,813
You know what this is?
744
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,450
A disaster.
745
00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:05,235
No.
746
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:08,094
This is, like, Jack Pearson-level magic.
747
00:39:08,657 --> 00:39:09,680
Blasphemy.
748
00:39:09,705 --> 00:39:11,876
- Take it, you take it back.
- I will not.
749
00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:14,002
I will not.
750
00:39:15,384 --> 00:39:16,549
How's Tess?
751
00:39:16,574 --> 00:39:18,241
♪ When there's no choice... ♪
752
00:39:18,266 --> 00:39:20,275
She's... she's fine.
753
00:39:21,157 --> 00:39:22,572
I think I did okay.
754
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:24,729
♪ And how do I... ♪
755
00:39:24,754 --> 00:39:26,268
RANDALL:
So although I have great respect
756
00:39:26,293 --> 00:39:28,361
for your university, I find the premise
757
00:39:28,386 --> 00:39:29,721
of your question to be flawed.
758
00:39:30,065 --> 00:39:33,496
No one person has had the
greatest impact on my life.
759
00:39:33,642 --> 00:39:37,809
No one person can be my MVP,
my most valuable person.
760
00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:38,901
Oof.
761
00:39:38,926 --> 00:39:41,114
Shh. Hush. Go on, honey.
762
00:39:42,746 --> 00:39:44,247
A British anthropologist named
763
00:39:44,272 --> 00:39:46,192
Robin Dunbar wrote we meet approximately
764
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,473
three new people a day.
765
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,887
That's 1,095 people a year.
766
00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:52,536
I'm 17, which means I've met
767
00:39:52,561 --> 00:39:56,372
18,615 people so far, so how
am I supposed to pick
768
00:39:56,397 --> 00:39:58,708
the most impactful one out of 18,000?
769
00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:02,622
- Good morning Vietnam!
- (TESS GIGGLES)
770
00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:04,215
(WHOOPS) Sorry.
771
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,255
- I can't stop doing that.
- He really can't.
772
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,778
YOUNG RANDALL:
Now you might say, "Randall,
773
00:40:08,037 --> 00:40:09,919
most of these people
are essentially strangers."
774
00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:11,036
Happy Thanksgiving.
775
00:40:11,146 --> 00:40:12,176
YOUNG RANDALL: But...
776
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:15,130
everyone starts off as an
essential stranger, right?
777
00:40:17,553 --> 00:40:22,390
♪ We would see a sign, oh... ♪
778
00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:24,922
I hope you like pecan pie.
779
00:40:25,933 --> 00:40:27,098
I do.
780
00:40:27,804 --> 00:40:28,880
(CHUCKLES)
781
00:40:29,276 --> 00:40:31,333
Um, relax, William.
782
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:33,091
She's my cousin.
783
00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:35,301
♪ Well I've been running... ♪
784
00:40:35,326 --> 00:40:36,606
I'm cool.
785
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:40,755
♪ From the ashes we left ♪
786
00:40:42,369 --> 00:40:43,770
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
787
00:40:44,257 --> 00:40:48,645
♪ Forgiveness speaks for itself ♪
788
00:40:48,935 --> 00:40:51,630
♪ But how can I forget? ♪
789
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:59,981
♪ When there's a stain ♪
790
00:41:00,818 --> 00:41:05,762
♪ On it all ♪
791
00:41:05,849 --> 00:41:08,981
♪ But what if I need you ♪
792
00:41:10,723 --> 00:41:14,090
♪ In my darkest hour... ♪
793
00:41:15,675 --> 00:41:17,208
- REBECCA: Hello?
- RANDALL: Hey!
794
00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:19,735
♪ What if it turns out... ♪
795
00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:21,513
Grandpa!
796
00:41:21,538 --> 00:41:22,684
Hey! Hello.
797
00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:24,610
♪ There is no other... ♪
798
00:41:26,168 --> 00:41:27,711
Happy Thanksgiving!
799
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,170
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
800
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,562
How're you doing, Grandpa?
801
00:41:30,587 --> 00:41:31,791
- Good. You?
- I'm great.
802
00:41:32,381 --> 00:41:34,676
I was left at a fire station
by my birth father,
803
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:36,474
and then I was found
by a fireman who took me
804
00:41:36,499 --> 00:41:40,273
to a hospital, where a doctor
showed me to my father,
805
00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:41,982
who showed me to my mother.
806
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,042
♪ Well, I've been running...
807
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:46,888
YOUNG RANDALL: My story is
unique, and I feel like
808
00:41:46,913 --> 00:41:48,302
it's like that for everyone.
809
00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:51,200
Strangers can be
your most impactful people.
810
00:41:51,733 --> 00:41:54,037
Acquaintances can be
your most impactful people.
811
00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:57,040
Family can be the most impactful people.
812
00:41:57,881 --> 00:41:59,475
And that's why I can't pick the person
813
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,119
who's had the greatest impact on my life
814
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:02,942
and why I think your question is flawed.
815
00:42:04,646 --> 00:42:07,748
But if you insist on me answering,
816
00:42:07,773 --> 00:42:10,020
if it's the only way I can gain entrance
817
00:42:10,156 --> 00:42:11,856
to your storied university...
818
00:42:13,784 --> 00:42:15,184
I choose the fireman.
819
00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:16,520
- (FAMILY LAUGHING)
- Okay.
820
00:42:17,971 --> 00:42:19,751
REBECCA: Wow. Beautiful.
821
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:21,009
You're in, son.
822
00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:22,353
♪ My darkest hour ♪
823
00:42:22,466 --> 00:42:25,361
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