﻿1
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I knew it.

2
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You okay?

3
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This isn't funny.

4
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I'm not laughing.

5
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Inside you are.

6
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I can assure you I'm not.

7
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You know, you-you could have
broken my finger.

8
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Maybe you shouldn't be
poking around down here.

9
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Oh, so you intentionally
tried to maim me.

10
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I did no such thing.

11
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Why else would you put a mousetrap

12
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on top of a wine bottle?

13
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Gee, Magnum, perhaps because
we have a mouse problem?

14
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Since when?

15
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Since I found a dropping.

16
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And your first instinct

17
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is to kill this innocent creature?

18
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It's a rodent, Magnum.

19
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Labs experiment on them all the time.

20
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All the more reason
to give this one a break.

21
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This conversation is over.

22
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Heartless.

23
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Get over it.

24
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You know, FYI,

25
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mice have a really keen sense
of hearing.

26
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Communicate very well,
they have wonderful memories.

27
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Why do you think they're
experimented on all the time?

28
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Go on.

29
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Because they're smart.

30
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They're the smartest animal next to man.

31
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No, they're not.

32
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Name one animal that's smarter.

33
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Chimps, dolphins, horses, pigs?

34
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Those are the obvious ones.
Name something else.

35
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We have a visitor.

36
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Oh.

37
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Doesn't appear to be anyone there.

38
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Must be a delivery.

39
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I'll get it.

40
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This place is like a slaughterhouse.

41
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- Dungeon.
- What?

42
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Medieval down here now.

43
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Yes?

44
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Uh, think you should come out here.

45
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Magnum, if it's a package
for me, I'd appreciate it

46
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if you'd just bring it up
to the main house?

47
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I don't know who it's for.

48
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Magnum, is that a...?

49
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Yeah.

50
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

51
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You got to admit,
I mean, he is pretty cute.

52
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Do you even
know what you're doing?

53
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I'm comforting him.

54
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Just be careful.

55
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- You want to take him?
- Absolutely not.

56
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Good job.
N... And now you upset him.

57
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Nonsense. He has
no idea what I just said.

58
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No, babies are born with the ability

59
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to sense British and uptight.

60
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Aren't you? Yes, you are.

61
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Y-You do realize you're not
keeping it, right, Magnum?

62
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We need to call
Child Protective Services.

63
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Don't listen to the mean lady.

64
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Uncle Thomas has you. Come here.

65
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Oh, yeah.

66
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Bloody hell.

67
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What's it say?

68
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"Please give Hiapo a good life."

69
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What's going on?

70
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I thought I heard a...

71
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Yes. One of those.

72
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What's that baby doing here?

73
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You didn't notice? He's been living

74
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in the guesthouse for three years.

75
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I meant the smaller one.

76
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Somebody left him at the front gate.

77
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Along with that note.

78
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Ah.

79
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His name's Hiapo.

80
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That means "firstborn."

81
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Who would do a thing like this?

82
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Well, given Magnum's many dalliances,

83
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perhaps it was
one of his former paramours?

84
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Are you suggesting this kid
is my love child?

85
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Well, it's not out of
the realm of possibility.

86
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- Right.
- Now here we are.

87
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There.

88
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Oh, this is so sad.

89
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What happens when you punch in a bit?

90
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Well, so much for facial recognition.

91
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Want to hold him for a second?

92
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I thought you'd never ask.

93
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Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

94
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What are you doing?

95
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I'm guessing
he's looking for fingerprints.

96
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I mean, there's got to be one
on here, right? Somewhere?

97
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Nothing like the smell of a newborn.

98
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What, you mean excrement,
spit-up and urine?

99
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Eh, she does not like babies.

100
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That isn't true. I just prefer it

101
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when they're looked after
by a parent or a legal guardian.

102
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You gonna call
Child Protective Services?

103
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Eh, no, I think we should

104
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- hold off on that.
- Why?

105
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Because this isn't
a fire station or a hospital.

106
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You can't just drop a baby
off anywhere you want to.

107
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Whoever left him here could get
into some serious trouble.

108
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Perhaps they should.

109
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Yeah, but
we don't know the circumstances.

110
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We should find out who the mother is,

111
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get the whole story,
and then we can go to CPS.

112
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I agree.

113
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They wanted him to have a better home.

114
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He's now in our care.

115
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Very well. Anything?

116
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Nope. Not a single print.

117
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But this could be something.

118
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'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

119
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Here we are.
'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

120
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Looks like it's a nonprofit.

121
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If they're the ones that gave
this woman the car seat,

122
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they might know who she is.

123
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Now, whoa, whoa, hold on.

124
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You realize we have a client meeting

125
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in less than an hour?

126
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- Yeah, just cancel it.
- No.

127
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It's with the insurance company
we've been courting.

128
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They have very deep pockets,
which means I might be able

129
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to cover some expenses around here.

130
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I'll go to 'Ewa Beach.
I'll see what I can find out.

131
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Great. Lovely. Right.

132
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Chop-chop, Magnum.

133
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Okay, all right, buddy.

134
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Right, well, what are you doing?

135
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Putting him in the car seat.

136
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Safety first.

137
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Get that little arm in.

138
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Okay. Ready for a ride?

139
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I'm still unclear as to why
he had to come with.

140
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We can't leave him home alone.

141
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Kumu's out there looking
for his mother, right?

142
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If she shows up with the baby in hand,

143
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they're gonna call HPD immediately.

144
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Hmm.

145
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How's he doing back there?

146
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You think he's strapped in tight enough?

147
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I do.

148
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Can you check?

149
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Yeah. Snug as an astronaut.

150
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Thank you.

151
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You know, I'm a little nervous.

152
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It's a kid. Lot of responsibility.

153
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True, but you can't be entirely
foreign to this experience.

154
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You didn't have dogs growing up?

155
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Of course I did.

156
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But, you know, that wasn't the
first pet I had to take care of.

157
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That was... was Roberto.

158
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Who was Roberto?

159
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Roberto was a, was my mouse.

160
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Loved that little guy.

161
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Ah. Roberto the mouse.

162
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Yeah, he was a gift from my
uncle for my eighth birthday.

163
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He was what's known as a tan.
He's-he's got a chocolate back

164
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with this tan little belly.

165
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Really cute.

166
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So what became of Roberto the mouse?

167
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You know, I don't really
want to talk about it.

168
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I'm not mocking you, Magnum.

169
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Yeah, it's not that.

170
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Did you kill it?

171
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Why would you say that?

172
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What? You were eight,
and taking care of a pet

173
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is quite the responsibility, you know?

174
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It was an accident, all right?

175
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I-I took him out of his cage
when I probably shouldn't have,

176
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I was playing with him
in the front yard,

177
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somebody pulled in, he...

178
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he got crushed.

179
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That must have been heartbreaking.

180
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Hey, buddy.

181
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- Oh, my God. What did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?

182
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- You're making him cry.
- Well, can you make it stop?

183
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- There's not an on-off switch.
- Well, that's not what I mean.

184
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Well, you're gonna have
to help him out. I'm driving.

185
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What... Pull over.

186
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It's okay.

187
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It's okay, little buddy.

188
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Quickly.

189
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Hurry up.

190
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Hey, buddy.

191
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What's going on? He's wet.

192
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It's 86 degrees out. I'm sure
he'll dry off in due course.

193
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That whole towel's soaked.
That's not how it works.

194
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H-He needs a diaper.

195
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Oh, for heaven's sake.

196
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What are you doing?

197
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Bring him here.

198
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Okay, here we go.

199
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Now lay him down.

200
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Now take your shirt off.

201
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Why?

202
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Just strip, all right?

203
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You're all right, you're all right.

204
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Shush, shush, shush, little man.

205
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Very noisy.

206
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Yes...

207
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What am I supposed to do with this?

208
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I don't know. You figure it out.

209
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Just a second...

210
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There we go. Very good.

211
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Aw, there we are.

212
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See? Improvised field dressing.

213
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Problem solved.

214
00:10:00,702 --> 00:10:02,168
Ah, that's better.

215
00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:17,557
So many questions right now.

216
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,726
Uh, we're gonna need a favor.

217
00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:21,751
I'm guessing it has something
to do with the baby

218
00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:23,976
that's wearing your shirt as its diaper.

219
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,899
Thought so. What's going on?

220
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His name's Hiapo.

221
00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:29,296
- Who does he belong to?
- Believe it or not,

222
00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:30,587
someone dropped him at the
front gate this morning.

223
00:10:30,772 --> 00:10:33,372
Oh, wow. Maybe he's yours.

224
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:35,375
Given your history of casual hookups.

225
00:10:35,477 --> 00:10:36,976
Uh, can you just watch him

226
00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:38,434
while we talk to our client?

227
00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:40,413
I think I can handle
watching a little baby.

228
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,048
I'm also gonna need a shirt.

229
00:10:42,073 --> 00:10:43,940
Yes, that would be prudent.

230
00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:49,255
Oh.

231
00:10:49,304 --> 00:10:50,770
Look at this little guy.

232
00:10:50,795 --> 00:10:52,127
Okay, let's go.

233
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,726
Don't worry, little fella.

234
00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:54,984
Soon as you turn three,

235
00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:57,320
I'm sure he's gonna ask you
for favors, too.

236
00:11:02,637 --> 00:11:04,204
Hello there.

237
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,672
I'm Juliet Higgins.

238
00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,230
This is my partner Thomas Magnum.

239
00:11:07,409 --> 00:11:08,675
Olivia Tremell.

240
00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:10,677
I work for the Kloten Insurance Group.

241
00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:12,512
Yes. Zurich-based,

242
00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:14,914
$11.1 billion in direct premiums.

243
00:11:15,016 --> 00:11:16,529
Two-percent market share.
You guys do a lot

244
00:11:16,554 --> 00:11:18,950
of high-risk underwriting
on the island, right?

245
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,355
Yeah, we like to do our research
on our potential clients.

246
00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:24,023
That's good business.

247
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,059
So, how can we help you?

248
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,229
What do you know about white truffles?

249
00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,278
They're delicious.

250
00:11:30,302 --> 00:11:31,965
They're the most expensive food
in the world.

251
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,399
Both right.

252
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:34,901
Two days ago, one of our clients,

253
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a local restaurant
called Angelino's, was robbed.

254
00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:39,772
The Italian place on Kapiolani.

255
00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:42,008
Yes. Sometime after closing,

256
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:45,401
43 pounds of Italian
white winter truffles from Alba

257
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disappeared from the restaurant.

258
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,793
At their current market price,

259
00:11:48,818 --> 00:11:52,885
that's approximately $425,000.

260
00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:54,153
For mushrooms?

261
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,756
Excuse my rather
unrefined associate.

262
00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:58,591
It's okay.

263
00:11:58,693 --> 00:12:01,928
I had the same reaction
when the policy crossed my desk.

264
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,666
As you can imagine,
my bosses are not too keen

265
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,125
on having to cover such a sizable loss.

266
00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:10,470
Which is where we come in.

267
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:12,728
You want us to find the mushrooms.

268
00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:14,107
If you can,

269
00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:15,648
we'll give you a generous finder's fee.

270
00:12:16,498 --> 00:12:18,565
Ten percent of the total value.

271
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:24,464
42 grand? We've never made
that kind of money before.

272
00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:25,755
And you wanted to cancel.

273
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,480
Need I remind you,
I was the one who came up

274
00:12:27,536 --> 00:12:29,069
with the idea
of courting insurance companies

275
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,710
for their business.

276
00:12:30,852 --> 00:12:33,486
If you saying, "Uh, we need to,
uh, hit up some fat cats

277
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:34,743
to make a quick buck,"

278
00:12:34,768 --> 00:12:36,701
is your definition of an idea,
then-then, yes,

279
00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:38,312
it belongs entirely to you.

280
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,701
42 grand, man,
that is some serious stacks.

281
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:44,026
Hear that, Hiapo?
We're gonna be rich, buddy.

282
00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,585
Well, whilst I would love
to share in your enthusiasm,

283
00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:48,074
there is one small problem.

284
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:49,342
What's that?

285
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,267
Well, white truffles go bad
in a few days.

286
00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:52,779
If we don't find them soon,

287
00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:55,738
there will be no
"serious stacks" to talk of.

288
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:12,896
Hi.

289
00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:15,308
Oh, what the hell is this?

290
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,199
We just got him down.

291
00:13:18,977 --> 00:13:21,077
Don't tell me you stole this
baby from a homeless person.

292
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:22,312
Gordie, can you please use

293
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,080
- your inside voice?
- Seriously?

294
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:25,849
We're trying
to find the baby's mother.

295
00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:27,283
It's a long story.

296
00:13:28,384 --> 00:13:29,983
Child Protective Services
is on the second floor.

297
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,019
Well, no, that's actually
not why we're here.

298
00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:34,054
No, we need to see a police report.

299
00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:35,322
You know this isn't a library

300
00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:36,323
where you can just
check stuff out, right?

301
00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:38,792
No, no. We're working
the Angelino's burglary case.

302
00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:39,893
You mean HPD's working the case.

303
00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:42,563
We've actually been retained
by the insurance company.

304
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:47,401
You happy? You woke him up.

305
00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:50,737
- He's hungry.
- How do you know?

306
00:13:50,839 --> 00:13:52,072
Because I'm a father.

307
00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:53,407
There you go.

308
00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:54,941
Look, I'll get you the file.

309
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,409
Okay? Just get that baby some food,

310
00:13:56,511 --> 00:13:57,710
then over to CPS, all right?

311
00:13:57,812 --> 00:14:00,813
All right? Don't mind Uncle Gordie.

312
00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:02,949
He's just a little grumpy.

313
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,668
Wow, he really pounded that thing.

314
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,191
Oh. Seriously?

315
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:13,926
Didn't you just go?

316
00:14:14,028 --> 00:14:15,394
That was an hour ago.

317
00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:17,330
Is that normal?

318
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:18,664
Why are you asking me?

319
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,968
Here you are.

320
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,937
You know, whatever's the opposite

321
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:27,573
of maternal instincts,
you were born with a ton of it.

322
00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:29,008
For your information, I am an expert

323
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,910
on children ages six to ten.

324
00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:32,745
I find that really hard to believe.

325
00:14:32,847 --> 00:14:35,848
At 15, Mr. and Mrs. Belshire
employed me as a summer nanny,

326
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,289
thank you very much.

327
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,851
You were a babysitter?

328
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,554
Oh, my God, those poor kids
must have hated you.

329
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,556
Quite the opposite.
They relished the discipline

330
00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:45,358
they did not get from their parents.

331
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,263
I doubt it.

332
00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:49,528
Excuse me? Just saying, you're like...

333
00:14:49,631 --> 00:14:51,063
Mary Poppins without the fun.

334
00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:53,933
Will you stop dillydallying?
That child is turning ripe.

335
00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:55,935
Well, if I'm gonna be working,
you should be working, too.

336
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,437
Not sitting there
enjoying me be tortured.

337
00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:00,025
Anything in the report that we can use?

338
00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:01,366
I'm still reading.

339
00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:03,542
Did Angelino's have
any security cameras?

340
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,667
They did have security cameras,
but they weren't working

341
00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:07,413
prior to the burglary.

342
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:10,182
- Convenient for the thieves.
- Not really.

343
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,284
The restaurant had yet to get
back on its feet post-COVID,

344
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,587
so repairing the cameras
was a deferred cost.

345
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:17,757
Whoa. Oh, man.

346
00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:20,226
Please do something with it.

347
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,560
You know, why does it have to be me?

348
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,596
I-I could read just as well as you can.

349
00:15:23,698 --> 00:15:26,832
Debatable. Besides,
you're clearly very good at it.

350
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:28,000
Changing diapers?

351
00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:30,322
At being a father.

352
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,305
Oh, okay. This might be something.

353
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,674
Please, anything to distract me

354
00:15:34,776 --> 00:15:36,308
from what's going on down here.

355
00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:38,511
The truffles were only delivered
a few hours before the burglary,

356
00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:40,346
so our thief had to have
prior knowledge.

357
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:43,149
- Why is that?
- Because Italian white winter truffles

358
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:45,785
weren't on the menu since Christmas.

359
00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:49,221
So this could've been an inside job.

360
00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,098
'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

361
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,633
I'm looking for this young woman.

362
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:03,517
I know you can't really see her face.

363
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:08,774
You know her, don't you?

364
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:10,643
I might.

365
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:13,145
Can you tell me her name?
Where I can find her?

366
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:14,447
What's this regarding?

367
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:17,883
Uh, it's a private matter.

368
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:19,885
I'm sorry, but we need
to safeguard the privacy

369
00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:21,861
of the women who seek assistance here.

370
00:16:23,324 --> 00:16:25,121
I understand.

371
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,526
But this is important.

372
00:16:27,628 --> 00:16:29,462
I swear I mean no harm.

373
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,232
Sorry. Unless you want to share
what this is about,

374
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:34,723
I can't help you.

375
00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:37,536
Mahalo for your time.

376
00:16:57,195 --> 00:16:58,791
Hey, Luana, this is Keala

377
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,993
from 'Ewa Beach
Women's Services facility.

378
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,163
A woman came by here looking
for you, but she didn't say why.

379
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,631
Call me back when you can.

380
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,666
Okay, thanks. Bye.

381
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,108
Uh, I'm sorry to bother you again.

382
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,343
I-I have to make a phone call

383
00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:19,712
and my phone just died.
Can I borrow yours?

384
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,214
Sure. Dial 9 first.

385
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:23,282
Mahalo.

386
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:39,195
Busy.

387
00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:41,406
Mahalo.

388
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:51,478
Hey, Rick? It's Kumu.

389
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,013
This might be a long shot,

390
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,348
but I think I have a lead
on, uh, Hiapo's mother.

391
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,717
You think you could have one
of your friends at HPD

392
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,286
run a number for me?

393
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,121
As I told the police,

394
00:18:01,223 --> 00:18:04,791
when I came here in the morning,
I found the front door open.

395
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:10,130
I came directly to the kitchen,
and they were gone.

396
00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:13,396
Everything. The entire delivery.

397
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:18,939
Hey.

398
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,173
Would your baby like some cheese?

399
00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:23,198
Uh, no, thank you. He-he just ate.

400
00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:25,478
So, according to the police report,

401
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,981
a padlock was cut off this refrigerator.

402
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,287
Yes, ma'am.

403
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,384
Which means the thief

404
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,653
brought bolt cutters,
knowing what to expect.

405
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,689
- What are you saying?
- Well, besides your employees,

406
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,837
who else knew about
the truffle delivery?

407
00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:40,293
Only Mrs. Memminger,

408
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:42,596
the food distributor
that I buy the truffles from.

409
00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:45,765
How well do you know your employees?

410
00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:48,001
Noi siamo una famiglia.

411
00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:50,403
Each one of them is like family.

412
00:18:51,106 --> 00:18:52,339
Wait, wait, wait,

413
00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:54,307
are you implying
that one of them did this?

414
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:55,609
That's not possible.

415
00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:57,444
Your employees had been
out of work for a while.

416
00:18:57,546 --> 00:18:59,145
Uh, people tend to act out of character

417
00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:00,847
when they get desperate.

418
00:19:00,949 --> 00:19:02,649
Mr. Ferragamo, on the day you discovered

419
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,384
the truffles stolen,

420
00:19:04,486 --> 00:19:06,720
did any of your employees
fail to turn up for work?

421
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:13,460
One of my waiters.

422
00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:14,928
Jimmy Bowman, 22.

423
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,296
Graduate, Kukui High.

424
00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:18,465
No record, but his father did time,

425
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,567
and his two cousins, frequent fliers.

426
00:19:20,669 --> 00:19:23,403
Thanks. If you're thinking
about them as suspects,

427
00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:25,171
I suggest you tread carefully.

428
00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:26,673
They're dangerous guys.

429
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,441
Copy that.
Now, if you could just text me

430
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,311
Bowman's address in Pearl City,
it'd be much appreciated.

431
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,517
Okay.

432
00:19:33,768 --> 00:19:35,248
Sorry about that, little buddy.

433
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:36,917
No fun today. Mommy and Daddy

434
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:38,485
are gonna get you to a safe place

435
00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,420
so we can solve this crime
and get that cash.

436
00:19:40,488 --> 00:19:42,054
Could you please not say that?

437
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:44,057
Say what? "Mommy and Daddy."

438
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,159
Okay, do you prefer

439
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:47,827
"Daddy and the overly strict nanny"?

440
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,329
I prefer none of the above.

441
00:19:49,431 --> 00:19:51,431
Can we please not
fight in front of the kid?

442
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:02,875
I don't know about this.
What if I drop him?

443
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:04,168
You're not gonna drop him.

444
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:05,411
Perhaps one of us should stay.

445
00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:06,712
No, he'll be fine.

446
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,580
I'm also gonna need the keys
to your Porsche.

447
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:09,693
Excuse me?

448
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,417
I'm not taking this car seat out again.

449
00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:13,218
And you have to have it just in case.

450
00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:14,753
Just in c... Just in case?
Just in case of what?

451
00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:16,488
Just in case of what?

452
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,223
I don't know, place catches
fire, you got to run.

453
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:20,793
If that happens, I want to make
sure Hiapo's in the car seat.

454
00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:22,161
Now give me your car keys, okay?

455
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,829
You guys are gonna get along just fine.

456
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:27,900
Enjoy.

457
00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:29,902
Okay. Bye.

458
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,772
Uh...

459
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,811
So, what's up?

460
00:20:50,424 --> 00:20:52,658
Nice car, mister.

461
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,792
Thanks.

462
00:20:53,894 --> 00:20:55,928
- Can we sit in it?
- How old are you?

463
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,607
Nine. I'll tell you what, c

464
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,096
you guys keep an eye on the car,

465
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,466
there's 20 bucks in it for you.

466
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,701
Cute kids.

467
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,937
Anything happens to Rick's
Porsche or those kids,

468
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,472
- it's on you.
- They'll behave.

469
00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:07,840
How do you know that?

470
00:21:07,942 --> 00:21:09,541
Did you hear what the older one
said when he walked up?

471
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,642
"Nice car"?

472
00:21:10,745 --> 00:21:12,544
"Mister." Means there's somebody at home

473
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,946
teaching him manners, right?

474
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:16,281
They're not gonna mess
with the car, trust me.

475
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:18,917
Two hours with a baby and suddenly
he's an expert on child-rearing.

476
00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,919
You said it yourself,
I would make a good father.

477
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,155
Or were you messing with me?

478
00:21:23,257 --> 00:21:25,224
Got the job done, didn't it?

479
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,326
Whatever. Unlike you,

480
00:21:27,428 --> 00:21:29,628
I have excellent parental instincts.

481
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:31,930
I think Roberto the
mouse would disagree.

482
00:21:32,032 --> 00:21:33,465
- What'd you say?
- Nothing.

483
00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:40,205
What are they doing?

484
00:21:40,307 --> 00:21:42,608
And on this week's episode
of Father Knows Worst,

485
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:45,811
two youngsters destroy
a pricey German sports car.

486
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,714
Eh, come on, kids, knock it off!

487
00:21:53,905 --> 00:21:55,154
Jimmy Bowman?

488
00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:45,671
Hey, watch it!

489
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:49,308
Get out of here. Sorry.

490
00:22:55,149 --> 00:22:56,081
Hey, watch it!

491
00:22:57,518 --> 00:22:59,351
Yo, it's me... I got trouble!

492
00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:00,552
Coming your way!

493
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,815
You're trespassing.

494
00:23:31,819 --> 00:23:34,186
We don't want... we
don't want any trouble.

495
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,256
Some neighborhood watch group
you've got here.

496
00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:39,525
We're Jimmy's cousins.
Why you chasing him?

497
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,426
Private...

498
00:23:41,529 --> 00:23:42,861
investigators.

499
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,530
We're looking into a burglary

500
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,365
that happened at the restaurant
that Jimmy worked at.

501
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,432
He don't know nothing about it.

502
00:23:47,535 --> 00:23:48,567
You don't work for Big Tuna?

503
00:23:49,271 --> 00:23:51,803
No, we absolutely do not.

504
00:23:51,906 --> 00:23:53,705
- Who's Big Tuna?
- Don't say anything.

505
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,141
Big Tuna said he'd cut me in
on the score if I told him

506
00:23:56,243 --> 00:23:57,609
when Angelino's got a truffle order.

507
00:23:57,711 --> 00:23:59,311
- What'd I just say?
- Well, Big T screwed me.

508
00:23:59,413 --> 00:24:01,647
- Why should I protect him?
- 'Cause I said so.

509
00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:03,354
Just let him talk, please.

510
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,716
I'd be shutting up, too, if I was you.

511
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,718
Please, gentlemen.

512
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,854
We are what you'd like to call, uh,

513
00:24:08,956 --> 00:24:10,455
good Samaritans with a very...

514
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,925
poor long-term memory.

515
00:24:13,027 --> 00:24:14,126
And, uh...

516
00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:15,394
also...

517
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:18,797
helping us could be
very, well, lucrative.

518
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,771
And I can guarantee discretion.

519
00:24:21,812 --> 00:24:23,792
Discretion means we'll
keep our mouths shut.

520
00:24:23,817 --> 00:24:24,970
I know what it means, jackass.

521
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:26,872
Look, you were saying, uh,

522
00:24:26,974 --> 00:24:28,240
your associate

523
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,509
Big Tuna said he would
cut you in on the proceeds

524
00:24:30,611 --> 00:24:32,344
of these stolen truffles, yes?

525
00:24:32,981 --> 00:24:34,446
Yeah, but then he reneged.

526
00:24:34,548 --> 00:24:36,348
Said he'd send over some leg breakers

527
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,716
if I kept asking for my cut.

528
00:24:38,216 --> 00:24:40,218
You thought we were the leg breakers?

529
00:24:40,321 --> 00:24:42,220
I guess your family
wasn't gonna step in?

530
00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:43,855
Kid's got to learn by his mistakes.

531
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,490
His father would've wanted that.

532
00:24:45,593 --> 00:24:46,825
Sound advice.

533
00:24:46,927 --> 00:24:48,994
Now, gentlemen, we'd very much

534
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,729
like to leave, if you don't mind.

535
00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:53,665
If you could point us
in the direction of this

536
00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:55,690
Big Tuna chap,
we'd be very much appreciative.

537
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,235
As long as you keep
Jimmy's name out of it.

538
00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:58,403
Hey.

539
00:24:58,505 --> 00:25:00,372
Absolutely. You have our word.

540
00:25:00,474 --> 00:25:02,174
I'll take your driver's license instead.

541
00:25:02,492 --> 00:25:03,552
Why?

542
00:25:03,577 --> 00:25:04,943
'Cause I'm gonna write down
your addresses.

543
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,171
And if the cops come for my cousin here,

544
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,440
you two are gonna be dead.

545
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,451
What happened to letting
Jimmy learn from his mistakes?

546
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,919
That wouldn't be Jimmy's mistake.

547
00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:15,220
It would be yours.

548
00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:29,624
I'm here.

549
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,158
This better be a real emergency.

550
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,666
The last time you texted me

551
00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:34,288
"Get down here, Defcon 2,"

552
00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:37,081
you needed somebody to film you
doing the handstand challenge.

553
00:25:37,176 --> 00:25:39,610
Well, this is a legit emergency, my man.

554
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:40,677
Why, what's going on?

555
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,746
The liquor commission is
on its way down.

556
00:25:42,848 --> 00:25:44,114
Yeah, so?

557
00:25:44,139 --> 00:25:46,773
So I'm thinking a baby behind the bar

558
00:25:46,952 --> 00:25:48,852
is a little bit of a code violation.

559
00:25:48,954 --> 00:25:50,287
Oh, whose baby is that?

560
00:25:50,389 --> 00:25:51,642
Nobody knows.

561
00:25:51,727 --> 00:25:54,191
Some lady dropped him off
at Robin's Nest,

562
00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:55,893
hit the doorbell and ran.

563
00:25:55,995 --> 00:25:58,195
What are the chances it's Magnum's?

564
00:25:58,297 --> 00:25:59,897
I'd say three to one.

565
00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,366
Anyway, Higgins and Thomas
are off on a case

566
00:26:02,468 --> 00:26:05,242
and Kumu is busy, so
I've been babysitting this guy,

567
00:26:05,353 --> 00:26:07,137
but now I need you to tag in.

568
00:26:07,663 --> 00:26:09,239
Yeah, all right.

569
00:26:09,341 --> 00:26:11,608
All right, all right, buddy, come on.

570
00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:13,243
Hiapo, meet TC.

571
00:26:13,345 --> 00:26:14,484
TC,

572
00:26:14,581 --> 00:26:16,213
meet Hiapo.

573
00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:18,382
Yeah, give me a fist bump,
give me a fist bump.

574
00:26:18,484 --> 00:26:20,083
Give me a fist bump... boom!

575
00:26:26,859 --> 00:26:28,525
You take that baby to CPS yet?

576
00:26:28,627 --> 00:26:30,994
Gordie, what happened to picking
up the phone and saying aloha?

577
00:26:31,019 --> 00:26:32,267
So you didn't?

578
00:26:32,311 --> 00:26:33,643
That's not why we called.

579
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:34,874
All right, I'm hanging up now.

580
00:26:34,899 --> 00:26:35,899
- No, no, no, wait, wait.
- Wait, wait.

581
00:26:36,001 --> 00:26:38,001
No more favors until you get
that baby into the system.

582
00:26:38,026 --> 00:26:39,860
Gordon, we have a very good lead

583
00:26:39,885 --> 00:26:41,718
as to who the baby's mother is.

584
00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:44,460
We feel like it is
in the baby's best interest

585
00:26:44,992 --> 00:26:46,777
to find her

586
00:26:46,802 --> 00:26:49,236
before we add any more trauma
to her life.

587
00:26:49,261 --> 00:26:50,493
She abandoned her child.

588
00:26:50,518 --> 00:26:51,684
You can't force her to take him back.

589
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:54,210
No, but we can hear
her side of the story.

590
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,973
And figure out if foster care is

591
00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:57,764
what she thinks is
truly best for her son.

592
00:26:57,889 --> 00:26:59,489
Ah, come on, you're a father, Gordie.

593
00:26:59,664 --> 00:27:01,431
You should, you should understand this.

594
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:08,619
All right. What'd you call me for?

595
00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:11,068
You ever hear of a guy named Big Tuna?

596
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,202
Why do you ask?

597
00:27:12,227 --> 00:27:14,027
He's a person of interest in our case.

598
00:27:14,145 --> 00:27:15,711
We stopped by his house earlier today,

599
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:17,007
no one was there.

600
00:27:17,109 --> 00:27:18,842
You have any idea
where we might find him?

601
00:27:18,944 --> 00:27:20,344
Yeah.

602
00:27:20,369 --> 00:27:22,202
I know exactly where you can find him.

603
00:27:24,650 --> 00:27:25,983
That's a lot of holes.

604
00:27:26,008 --> 00:27:28,708
Six .38-caliber GSWs to be exact.

605
00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:30,366
Five to the chest region.

606
00:27:30,391 --> 00:27:31,723
And one to the forehead

607
00:27:31,748 --> 00:27:34,082
penetrating the frontal
and parietal lobes.

608
00:27:34,107 --> 00:27:35,173
Coup de grâce.

609
00:27:35,661 --> 00:27:37,828
Somebody didn't want
Big Tuna getting up.

610
00:27:37,930 --> 00:27:40,564
Thank you, Noelani.

611
00:27:43,502 --> 00:27:44,902
You know, for a guy named Big Tuna,

612
00:27:45,004 --> 00:27:46,303
he wasn't very large.

613
00:27:46,405 --> 00:27:48,772
He did have a peculiar diet,
I can tell you that much.

614
00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:50,073
How so?

615
00:27:50,175 --> 00:27:52,075
I found something odd in
the contents of his stomach.

616
00:27:52,177 --> 00:27:53,744
A fungus known as

617
00:27:53,769 --> 00:27:55,602
Choiromyces maeandriformis.

618
00:27:55,741 --> 00:27:58,275
Maybe he sampled some of what he stole.

619
00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:01,034
$10,000 a pound,
I'd probably do the same thing.

620
00:28:01,253 --> 00:28:02,719
What are you talking about?

621
00:28:02,744 --> 00:28:04,411
We believe the deceased
might have stolen

622
00:28:04,436 --> 00:28:07,170
a very expensive delivery
of white winter truffles.

623
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,092
Oh, well, this wasn't that.

624
00:28:09,117 --> 00:28:11,005
In fact, from a culinary point of view

625
00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:13,864
this fungus is known as a fake truffle.

626
00:28:23,355 --> 00:28:25,121
One burglary, one murder.

627
00:28:25,593 --> 00:28:27,010
All for nothing.

628
00:28:27,058 --> 00:28:28,424
Well, perhaps the killer didn't know

629
00:28:28,449 --> 00:28:30,115
that the truffles were worthless.

630
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,380
What about Ms. Memminger?

631
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:33,684
The woman who sold them to Angelo?

632
00:28:33,709 --> 00:28:35,141
Yeah, maybe she had reason
to believe somebody

633
00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:36,397
would find out they were fake.

634
00:28:39,358 --> 00:28:40,757
TC, how's the baby?

635
00:28:40,859 --> 00:28:43,393
Yo, this boy is having a full-on
meltdown... what should I do?

636
00:28:43,495 --> 00:28:45,028
Well, he probably needs to be

637
00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:47,064
fed, burped or changed.

638
00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:49,466
Yeah, no kidding.
I already did all that.

639
00:28:49,568 --> 00:28:52,235
And he's still screaming like a banshee.

640
00:28:52,338 --> 00:28:53,837
Look, man, I got clients coming

641
00:28:53,939 --> 00:28:54,905
that want to talk
about a wedding package.

642
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:56,004
I need help here.

643
00:28:56,471 --> 00:28:58,108
Uh...

644
00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,777
Uh, TC, put us on video.

645
00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:02,369
And turn the camera on him, all right?

646
00:29:02,394 --> 00:29:03,660
Okay, hold on.

647
00:29:05,674 --> 00:29:07,184
All right.

648
00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:09,987
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

649
00:29:10,012 --> 00:29:12,045
All right, all right,
all right, all right.

650
00:29:13,258 --> 00:29:15,058
Hello, pumpkin.

651
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,727
Oh!

652
00:29:16,829 --> 00:29:18,929
Someone's having a bit of a moment,

653
00:29:19,031 --> 00:29:20,764
aren't they? Ooh.

654
00:29:20,866 --> 00:29:23,056
It's okay. Poor thing.

655
00:29:23,081 --> 00:29:24,047
Uh...

656
00:29:40,609 --> 00:29:42,075
Oh, come on.

657
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,700
My voice isn't that bad.

658
00:29:43,725 --> 00:29:45,458
Come on.

659
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:47,290
Okay, uh, uh...

660
00:29:47,393 --> 00:29:49,092
Where's the baby? There he is!

661
00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:50,560
Oh, where's the baby? There he is.

662
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:51,828
Oh!

663
00:29:51,853 --> 00:29:53,253
Where's the baby?

664
00:29:53,432 --> 00:29:54,464
There he is!

665
00:29:54,566 --> 00:29:56,099
There he is, okay.

666
00:29:56,201 --> 00:29:57,701
You did it, Higgy baby.

667
00:29:57,803 --> 00:29:58,835
Oh!

668
00:29:58,937 --> 00:30:00,203
Okay, well, I'd, uh,

669
00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:01,972
I'd just try and put him down now, yeah?

670
00:30:01,997 --> 00:30:03,563
Roger that.

671
00:30:07,713 --> 00:30:08,779
What?

672
00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,666
Nothing.

673
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,466
Luana?

674
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:31,041
Yes?

675
00:30:32,071 --> 00:30:33,488
My name is Teuila.

676
00:30:33,528 --> 00:30:34,794
Can we talk for a few minutes?

677
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:36,952
About?

678
00:30:46,185 --> 00:30:49,319
I came over from Maui
about a year ago to work.

679
00:30:50,154 --> 00:30:52,406
Wanted to save up for school.

680
00:30:55,066 --> 00:30:57,467
Anyway, I started seeing this guy.

681
00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:00,622
It was s-sort of casual.

682
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:04,360
When I told him, he said
there was no way it was his.

683
00:31:05,717 --> 00:31:08,251
Said I was trying
to trap him or something.

684
00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:13,343
Why did you leave
your baby at Robin's Nest?

685
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,680
I live a few miles from there.

686
00:31:17,264 --> 00:31:19,082
I'd always see the gates.

687
00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:21,852
Thought the people who lived
there must have money

688
00:31:21,877 --> 00:31:24,244
and could give Hiapo
a better life than I ever could.

689
00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:27,157
I saw them a couple times.

690
00:31:27,259 --> 00:31:29,459
Coming or going in that red Ferrari.

691
00:31:30,486 --> 00:31:31,795
Thomas and Juliet.

692
00:31:35,807 --> 00:31:37,807
They looked like a nice couple.

693
00:31:38,704 --> 00:31:41,104
Like two people who really cared
about each other.

694
00:31:42,419 --> 00:31:43,484
What?

695
00:31:43,509 --> 00:31:45,075
They're not a couple.

696
00:31:45,177 --> 00:31:46,576
Although I do think

697
00:31:46,678 --> 00:31:49,179
they care deeply for each other,

698
00:31:49,281 --> 00:31:50,614
when they're not bickering.

699
00:31:50,716 --> 00:31:53,049
If they're not together,
what are they, then?

700
00:31:53,152 --> 00:31:54,484
Business partners.

701
00:31:54,586 --> 00:31:57,287
Well, he also works for her.

702
00:31:57,389 --> 00:31:59,289
Uh, it's complicated.

703
00:31:59,391 --> 00:32:01,725
Well, I thought they were a couple.

704
00:32:02,394 --> 00:32:03,794
And I was desperate.

705
00:32:03,896 --> 00:32:06,296
If I gave Hiapo to foster care,
they would just move him around.

706
00:32:06,334 --> 00:32:09,309
I didn't...
I didn't know what else to do.

707
00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:11,935
I thought this was
the best thing for him.

708
00:32:17,342 --> 00:32:19,660
You gonna call the cops on me?

709
00:32:20,285 --> 00:32:21,885
No.

710
00:32:22,147 --> 00:32:24,915
I don't think anyone needs
to know about this.

711
00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:27,784
But my friends can't keep him.

712
00:32:29,421 --> 00:32:32,214
I can't raise him on my own.

713
00:32:32,691 --> 00:32:34,858
I can barely take care of myself.

714
00:32:35,947 --> 00:32:37,814
What about your parents?
They can't help?

715
00:32:38,182 --> 00:32:40,139
I'm too afraid to tell them.

716
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:44,017
We don't exactly have
the best relationship.

717
00:32:45,489 --> 00:32:47,354
You think they'll be disappointed.

718
00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:50,519
I know they will be.

719
00:32:52,569 --> 00:32:54,136
Luana.

720
00:32:55,481 --> 00:32:58,582
Do you want to keep your baby,
be his mother?

721
00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:04,187
Of course I do.

722
00:33:04,212 --> 00:33:05,612
Then you have to grow up.

723
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,128
You can't just embrace
adulthood in some ways

724
00:33:09,194 --> 00:33:10,560
and not in others.

725
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:16,376
Oh, I know it's going to be painful,

726
00:33:16,401 --> 00:33:18,802
but you have to at least try.

727
00:33:18,904 --> 00:33:20,403
For Hiapo.

728
00:33:33,952 --> 00:33:35,485
Can I help you?

729
00:33:35,587 --> 00:33:36,953
Helen Memminger?

730
00:33:36,978 --> 00:33:38,278
Detective Magnum, HPD.

731
00:33:38,303 --> 00:33:40,169
This is my partner Detective Higgins.

732
00:33:40,991 --> 00:33:42,559
Can I see your badge?

733
00:33:42,584 --> 00:33:44,818
You can see the inside of my squad car.

734
00:33:46,398 --> 00:33:47,797
I don't think so.

735
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,201
Okay. All right, we're not cops.

736
00:33:51,226 --> 00:33:52,458
We're private investigators.

737
00:33:52,483 --> 00:33:53,749
Oh, in that case, you can leave.

738
00:33:54,006 --> 00:33:55,839
Let me ask you a question...
What is that, a .38?

739
00:33:55,941 --> 00:33:58,241
- We're done talking.
- Listen, you recently sold

740
00:33:58,266 --> 00:34:00,433
nearly half a million dollars'
worth of white winter truffles

741
00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:01,858
to Angelo Ferragamo.

742
00:34:02,114 --> 00:34:04,881
We suspect you knew
those truffles were fake.

743
00:34:04,906 --> 00:34:07,407
Those truffles were then stolen
by a man who is now dead.

744
00:34:07,432 --> 00:34:09,398
Meanwhile, the truffles are missing,

745
00:34:09,655 --> 00:34:12,389
which leads us to believe
he was killed for them.

746
00:34:12,491 --> 00:34:13,957
I don't know what you're talking about.

747
00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:15,815
Did you kill him to keep it a secret?

748
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,206
Do I look that dumb to you?

749
00:34:17,231 --> 00:34:18,764
Then tell us who else on this island

750
00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:19,922
would be interested in those truffles.

751
00:34:20,072 --> 00:34:21,872
You want me to help you find a killer?

752
00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:24,264
You help us, we won't turn
you in for ripping people off.

753
00:34:24,703 --> 00:34:28,204
That's a ballsy statement seeing
as I'm the one holding the gun.

754
00:34:29,975 --> 00:34:31,107
Not anymore.

755
00:34:31,209 --> 00:34:33,743
- I was gonna do that.
- Well, I got tired of waiting.

756
00:34:33,845 --> 00:34:37,981
Now, tell us who else
you sell your fake truffles to.

757
00:34:38,006 --> 00:34:40,340
After COVID, no one's got
the cash to buy truffles.

758
00:34:40,365 --> 00:34:42,231
- Angelo's my only customer.
- Angelo couldn't even afford

759
00:34:42,256 --> 00:34:44,432
to fix the security cameras.

760
00:34:44,456 --> 00:34:46,089
How did he pay for truffles?

761
00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:48,858
Mrs. Memminger,

762
00:34:48,883 --> 00:34:50,160
did Mr. Ferragamo know

763
00:34:50,185 --> 00:34:51,851
the truffles he was buying were fake?

764
00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:53,242
Absolutely.

765
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:56,392
So Angelo knew that if
anyone else found out

766
00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,484
the truffles were fake,
he wouldn't get the insurance money.

767
00:34:58,509 --> 00:35:01,076
So he killed Big Tuna
to keep it a secret.

768
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,300
And now I'm gonna have to kill you.

769
00:35:14,542 --> 00:35:15,749
So, those are the truffles?

770
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:16,916
Shut up and walk.

771
00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,538
Guess you found them
at Big Tuna's place,

772
00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:20,163
and now you're bringing
them here to hide.

773
00:35:20,188 --> 00:35:21,955
You do realize that if you kill us,

774
00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:24,580
the insurance company are going
to have even more questions.

775
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,731
Questions they'll never get answers to.

776
00:35:34,655 --> 00:35:37,656
Uh, Magnum.

777
00:35:39,059 --> 00:35:40,625
Drop the truffles.

778
00:35:42,763 --> 00:35:44,529
You know how ridiculous that sounds?

779
00:35:44,631 --> 00:35:46,498
Evidence is evidence.

780
00:35:58,335 --> 00:36:00,535
Angelo told us everything.

781
00:36:00,973 --> 00:36:02,280
Why would he do that?

782
00:36:02,382 --> 00:36:05,350
Well, we may have taken our time
calling the ambulance.

783
00:36:06,354 --> 00:36:08,787
Maybe you should just tell me
the details of the crime.

784
00:36:08,889 --> 00:36:11,163
When Big Tuna stole the truffles
from Angelo

785
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:13,658
and realized they were fake,
he blackmailed Angelo.

786
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,926
For what?

787
00:36:14,951 --> 00:36:16,918
Half the insurance claim,
or he'd reveal the scam.

788
00:36:17,097 --> 00:36:19,130
So Angelo killed him.

789
00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:21,266
So these are worthless?

790
00:36:21,368 --> 00:36:23,168
Yeah. Which means
the insurance company's

791
00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:25,670
no longer obliged to give us
ten percent of the claim.

792
00:36:25,772 --> 00:36:28,273
We'll be lucky to get our
day rate plus expenses.

793
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,008
Maybe we could hide
some diapers in the bill.

794
00:36:30,110 --> 00:36:31,843
Well, you did the public a service

795
00:36:31,945 --> 00:36:33,845
by getting a killer off the street.

796
00:36:33,947 --> 00:36:35,480
That should be payment enough.

797
00:36:35,582 --> 00:36:38,717
Yeah, but the cash
would have been a nice bonus.

798
00:36:39,753 --> 00:36:41,152
You're welcome.

799
00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:49,294
So, how was babysitting?

800
00:36:49,396 --> 00:36:51,363
You take that little
fella down to the beach,

801
00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:52,664
pick up some babes?

802
00:36:52,766 --> 00:36:54,199
Hmm, that's something you would do.

803
00:36:54,301 --> 00:36:55,700
I do not need a baby

804
00:36:55,802 --> 00:36:57,068
to help me meet women.

805
00:36:57,170 --> 00:36:59,304
- My game is just fine.
- Okay.

806
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,439
There he is.

807
00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:02,841
Hey, little guy.

808
00:37:02,943 --> 00:37:04,643
Missed you.

809
00:37:04,745 --> 00:37:06,978
No apparent wear and tear. Well done.

810
00:37:08,482 --> 00:37:10,382
You know what? I got some
Okinawan sweet potatoes

811
00:37:10,484 --> 00:37:12,617
in the back... I'll puree
'em, send 'em out.

812
00:37:12,642 --> 00:37:13,908
Thanks, brother.

813
00:37:14,047 --> 00:37:15,380
I got to tap out.

814
00:37:15,522 --> 00:37:17,355
See you later, little guy.

815
00:37:17,457 --> 00:37:19,291
Thanks, TC.

816
00:37:19,393 --> 00:37:21,660
All right.

817
00:37:22,796 --> 00:37:24,929
What a cutie.

818
00:37:25,032 --> 00:37:26,564
Congratulations.

819
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,199
- Oh, no, he's not...
- Ah, thank you.

820
00:37:28,302 --> 00:37:30,101
He is quite adorable, I know.

821
00:37:30,203 --> 00:37:31,269
Bye.

822
00:37:31,371 --> 00:37:32,837
Okay, say goodbye.

823
00:37:32,939 --> 00:37:34,939
Bye.

824
00:37:35,042 --> 00:37:36,508
Say goodbye.

825
00:37:36,610 --> 00:37:37,876
You've really enjoyed

826
00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:39,711
spending this time with
Hiapo, haven't you?

827
00:37:39,813 --> 00:37:41,212
It's been fun.

828
00:37:41,315 --> 00:37:43,014
Ever thought about having one of these?

829
00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:45,083
No, not really.

830
00:37:45,185 --> 00:37:47,352
Well, I mean...

831
00:37:47,788 --> 00:37:50,255
yeah, Richard and I would
talk about it, but...

832
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:53,124
we wanted to be married
for a few years first.

833
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,380
I know Ethan wants a couple.

834
00:37:58,699 --> 00:38:00,426
How about you?

835
00:38:01,568 --> 00:38:03,835
Yeah, I thought about it quite a bit

836
00:38:03,937 --> 00:38:05,603
when I was, uh...

837
00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:08,133
being held captive.

838
00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:12,043
Coming home, having a couple mini-me's.

839
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,323
I think it helped

840
00:38:14,348 --> 00:38:16,181
to have something
to look forward to, you know?

841
00:38:16,283 --> 00:38:18,650
- Mm.
- Something to keep me going.

842
00:38:19,111 --> 00:38:22,194
Well, for what it's worth,
I think you'd be really good at it.

843
00:38:24,110 --> 00:38:25,990
I don't think you'd be so bad yourself.

844
00:38:26,993 --> 00:38:28,960
Appreciate that, but...

845
00:38:29,455 --> 00:38:31,262
well, I don't know
that I'm built for it.

846
00:38:31,365 --> 00:38:33,231
Not everyone should be
a parent, you know.

847
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,300
Come on, you would love it.

848
00:38:35,402 --> 00:38:37,535
Yes, she would. Huh?

849
00:38:38,538 --> 00:38:39,771
It's just...

850
00:38:40,424 --> 00:38:43,475
the world is a very
strange place right now.

851
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,387
I just think we need to fix it

852
00:38:45,412 --> 00:38:47,445
before we bring any more
life into it, you know?

853
00:38:49,339 --> 00:38:51,873
Can't leave it for the next
generation to clear up.

854
00:38:52,561 --> 00:38:54,085
Fair enough.

855
00:39:07,968 --> 00:39:09,701
Luana just
pulled through the gate.

856
00:39:09,803 --> 00:39:11,870
I'll be up in a minute.

857
00:39:13,686 --> 00:39:15,519
You got him.

858
00:39:16,576 --> 00:39:18,209
Catch and release this time.

859
00:39:18,311 --> 00:39:19,644
So, where's he gonna go?

860
00:39:20,647 --> 00:39:22,347
Well, this one...

861
00:39:22,449 --> 00:39:24,382
isn't going anywhere.

862
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,719
Roberto the second,

863
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:29,844
meet your new owner...

864
00:39:30,023 --> 00:39:31,356
Thomas Magnum.

865
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,059
I believe he's a tan.

866
00:39:35,162 --> 00:39:36,728
Well, he's certainly cute.

867
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,100
Hello.

868
00:39:42,202 --> 00:39:43,668
Oh.

869
00:39:43,770 --> 00:39:45,003
Thank you.

870
00:39:45,105 --> 00:39:47,305
Just, uh, one more thing.

871
00:39:47,407 --> 00:39:49,140
He stays in the guesthouse.

872
00:39:49,785 --> 00:39:50,875
You sure?

873
00:39:50,977 --> 00:39:52,744
I mean, we could share him,
raise him together.

874
00:39:52,846 --> 00:39:54,345
I'll give him to you
on the weekends, you know.

875
00:39:54,448 --> 00:39:56,014
No, no, no. I think we've done

876
00:39:56,116 --> 00:39:58,683
quite enough co-parenting, thank you.

877
00:40:02,189 --> 00:40:03,388
Okay, we better go up.

878
00:40:03,490 --> 00:40:05,323
This one's mother is waiting for him.

879
00:40:05,425 --> 00:40:07,392
He kind of looks like you.

880
00:40:07,494 --> 00:40:09,346
Yeah, we both like wine.

881
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,699
Wow, somebody was hungry.

882
00:40:14,801 --> 00:40:16,100
I found it.

883
00:40:16,203 --> 00:40:18,002
Hiapo's gonna love this.

884
00:40:18,104 --> 00:40:20,638
Look at that,
buddy... a rubber chicken!

885
00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:23,077
Oh.

886
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:25,376
Come on,
who doesn't love a rubber chicken?

887
00:40:26,246 --> 00:40:28,413
It's okay. Shh, shh, shh.

888
00:40:28,515 --> 00:40:30,014
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Here.

889
00:40:30,116 --> 00:40:31,382
Let me try.

890
00:40:33,887 --> 00:40:36,087
Ooh, shush, shush, shush.

891
00:40:45,198 --> 00:40:46,297
Yeah.

892
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,678
Wow.

893
00:40:48,148 --> 00:40:49,581
You'd be a great mom, Ms. Higgins.

894
00:40:50,003 --> 00:40:52,537
Slow down. I already have my hands full

895
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,372
looking after one baby.

896
00:40:54,474 --> 00:40:56,474
Come on, don't talk
about Kumu like that.

897
00:40:56,576 --> 00:40:58,910
I'm pretty sure she
was talking about you, buddy.

898
00:40:59,012 --> 00:41:01,312
I figured that out.

899
00:41:03,316 --> 00:41:06,150
All right, uh,
Kumu just texted: Your parents are here.

900
00:41:06,253 --> 00:41:07,619
She's bringing them over now.

901
00:41:07,721 --> 00:41:09,521
Oh.

902
00:41:09,623 --> 00:41:11,155
Okay. Yeah.

903
00:41:12,158 --> 00:41:14,425
- Here you go.
- Right.

904
00:41:14,528 --> 00:41:16,227
There she is.

905
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,966
It's gonna be okay, kid.

906
00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:23,768
TC's right.

907
00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:25,837
You guys have friends here.

908
00:41:25,939 --> 00:41:29,107
Regardless of what happens...

909
00:41:29,209 --> 00:41:31,776
we'd like to stay in your life,
if that's possible.

910
00:41:39,686 --> 00:41:41,653
Yeah.

911
00:41:41,755 --> 00:41:43,755
Yeah, we would love that.

