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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a colleague who's doing
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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Fantastisch.
That's German for fantastic.
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This is my niece Tonya.
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She's staying with us.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Tonya.
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What are you doing?
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- Sneaking out.
- So, what's the plan?
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I got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
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Let me get dressed.
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This will allow us to calculate
the speed of sound in the liquid
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using the standard elements of
the Einstein field equations.
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The answer is only correct, of course,
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if the density changes slowly.
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And to begin, we use
the standard equations
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of thermal physics
to simplify the answer...
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Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
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Oh, that might be
my sauerkraut and knockwurst.
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It is.
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Why are you eating sauerkraut
in my classroom?
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I'm acclimating my body to
a Germanic meat-based diet.
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At 11:00 a.m.?
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It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
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We're not in Heidelberg.
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But I will be over the summer,
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so I'm trying to adjust
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my internal clock to the local time
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so I can hit the ground
running mitout jet lag.
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I got to get back to my lecture,
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if that doesn't
interfere with your meal.
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Oh, dinner and a show, I love it.
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Although... would you be a lamb
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and open this jar of mustard for me?
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Here are two words
you don't often hear...
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poor Germany.
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- Hey.
- Oh, good.
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Can you do me a favor
and run to the grocery store?
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There's a list there on the island.
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Nice to see you, too.
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I'm sorry, I have to get
passports for Shelly and me,
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I've got to make sure that
the house is stocked,
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and now that he's read
about deep-vein thrombosis,
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I have to find compression
socks for the flight.
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"Chicken boo-eh-lon"?
What does that even mean?
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Bouillon.
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It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup.
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So, the soup aisle?
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There you go.
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And you also need to
go to the drugstore.
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- For what?
- Missy needs... some items.
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They're on the back of the list.
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You know, you seem pretty stressed out
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Maybe it'd be easier if I go to Germany.
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You got to be kidding.
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Well, it might make more sense.
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I got the summer off...
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And, come on, beer and sausage?
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I've been training
for that my whole life.
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Uh...
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Well, I guess that's a possibility.
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- It's just a thought.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'll run to the grocery store,
we can talk about this later.
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If you're going to the grocery store,
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you should get more tinfoil.
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You're not making a hat, are you?
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No. I need it to black out my windows.
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It's 10:00 p.m. in Heidelberg.
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Gute Nacht.
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Tinfoil.
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- Hey, thanks for watching her.
- No problem.
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She's my little Hamburger Helper helper.
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Ain't that right?
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Hey, um, you got anything
going on this weekend?
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Uh, not much. Why?
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Well, at the baby shower,
I got a spa trip
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and I was thinking about using it.
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I can watch CeeCee.
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No, it's for two people.
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I thought maybe you and I could go.
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- Like together?
- Yeah.
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You deserve a break as much as I do.
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Oh, uh...
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Sure, maybe.
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Okay, you don't seem very excited.
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Well, what do guys do at spas?
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The same thing that women do at spas.
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What do women do at spas?
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I don't know, spa stuff. Let's find out.
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Oh, what about the baby?
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It's just one night,
Connie can watch her.
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Okay, fine, if she says yes, then sure.
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Great. Oh!
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We can go to bed early, we can nap...
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we can sleep in.
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Mm, exciting.
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Tell me about it.
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So, Missy, how was your day?
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Sheldon's not here...
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let's just enjoy the silence.
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- Mm, it is nice, isn't it?
- No.
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And if you think it's so nice,
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why do you want to spend
two months with him in Germany?
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I thought Mom was going.
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We're exploring our options.
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Well, I've been thinking about it.
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You've traveled the world.
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I've never left the country.
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The Army isn't "traveling the world".
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More than I've done.
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- Do I get a vote?
- No.
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Wait, what's your vote?
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- Mom goes.
- You don't get a vote.
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And... you got to visit
Caltech with him.
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Seeing a college campus ain't
two months in Europe.
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I wouldn't know, would I?
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Mary, I've worked my ass off
for 20 years,
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I deserve this.
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Right, because what I do is worthless.
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Will you keep it down?
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It's the middle of the night in here.
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Fighting over two months of that?
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Okay...
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Hey.
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I hear you and Mandy are
going away for the weekend.
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Yeah, if you don't mind
watching the baby.
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I don't mind.
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You sure?
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You ain't ever watched her
overnight before.
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It's fine, we both wake up a lot to pee.
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Well, if you change your mind,
I don't have to go.
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Do you not want to go?
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No, I do.
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Is this 'cause it's a spa
and you're worried about
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getting a massage from a guy?
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Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping.
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What's going on?
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Well, we've just never been
away from the baby
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this long before and...
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And... ?
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Me and Mandy have never been
away alone together.
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You worried you're gonna
blow it with her?
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No.
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Quit making me worry about new things!
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It may have been midnight in Medford,
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but it was morning in Heidelberg...
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the perfect time to enjoy
a hearty breakfast
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of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
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How do you say blech in German?
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I'll save you from googling.
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It's eklig. You're welcome.
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Where were you?
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Why are you up? Go back to bed.
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I was enjoying a revolting
German breakfast.
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What's your excuse?
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It's none of your business.
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As your brother,
your safety is my business.
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I met my friend Tonya,
it's not a big deal.
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You smell like cigarettes.
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No, I don't.
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Perhaps a second opinion, I'll get Mom.
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Sheldon, stop and think.
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If I get in trouble,
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neither Mom or Dad is
gonna want to leave me
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and go to Germany.
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And if they don't go, you don't go.
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But I have to go.
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Then you need to forget this happened.
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I can't forget this happened...
I remember everything.
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Then when you're old and
not a famous scientist,
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you'll remember this is
the moment you blew it.
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Well? What's it gonna be?
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I'm going to brush
the liver out of my teeth
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and mull this over.
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I was presented with a moral dilemma.
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Cover for Missy and protect my trip,
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or sing like a canary and
spend a muggy summer in Texas
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with my clean conscience.
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Sheldon, everything okay?
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Yeah, Sheldon, is everything okay?
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Everything is okay.
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What was that about?
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I don't know. I just woke up.
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So, George really wants to
go to Germany?
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Yeah, he thinks it'll be a vacation.
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Because the two things
that Sheldon loves are
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change and new people.
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- Thank you.
- So, which one of you is gonna go?
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We're still discussing it.
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- So, you?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Did y'all get her down?
- Yeah.
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Finally. We're gonna head out
before she wakes up.
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I am so glad you two are spending
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some quality time together.
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- Mom.
- No, she's right, I mean, we earned it.
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I don't love that you're gonna
share a hotel room, but...
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- Mom.
- Well, you're not married.
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- Mom.
- Stop.
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I'm done.
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She's not. Run.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Well, you know you weren't.
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Okay.
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According to this quiz,
your TV boyfriend is...
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Bart Simpson.
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He's not even real.
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That doesn't matter.
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I still think about marrying Alf.
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Look at them over there.
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They got away with one transgression,
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and now they were clearly
plotting their next.
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All right, we got away
with sneaking out.
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What should we do now?
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I say we rob the mall.
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You read my mind.
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We hit the shoe store first
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and then the makeup store.
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Smart.
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Those are the things we girls like.
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You okay?
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Huh? What?
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You look a little distracted.
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No, what would I be distracted about?
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Eh, you got Germany coming up.
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Makes sense to be a little nervous.
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- That does make sense.
- Yeah.
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Remember how scared you got
when we flew to Pasadena?
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But we got through it.
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Together.
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We did.
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Germany's way further than that.
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Your mom's never been on
a flight that long before.
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I have.
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When I was in the Army.
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Fighting for our country.
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Weren't you in the motor pool?
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I'm just saying,
if your mom gets nervous,
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you might be the one calming her down.
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But that's what she does for me.
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Well, I'm sure she'll do her best.
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But if she can't, there's
lots of strangers on the plane.
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You can hold one of their hands.
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Hey.
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Hey, thanks for coming.
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Ah, I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch.
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I'm no dummy. What you making?
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Chicken salad.
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Is it supposed to smell like that?
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What?
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Oh, it's the baby.
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Uh, yeah, and people keep having them.
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I don't get it.
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Could you change her
and let me finish up here?
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How do you mean?
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I mean, like, go get
a new diaper and put it on her.
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Oh.
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No, thanks.
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Don't you be a baby. Go and change her.
262
00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:29,091
The first diaper I change
is gonna be my own.
263
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,932
You've never changed a diaper?
264
00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:32,862
Not a one.
265
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:35,163
You have kids. And grandkids.
266
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,434
How did you get away with
never changing a diaper?
267
00:10:37,439 --> 00:10:39,875
Mm. It wasn't easy.
268
00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,846
When there's something important to you,
269
00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:44,047
you find a way.
270
00:10:44,052 --> 00:10:46,388
Maybe we can do a sleepover
at your place.
271
00:10:46,393 --> 00:10:48,249
Why can't we do it here?
272
00:10:48,254 --> 00:10:49,319
Missy.
273
00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:50,520
That's why.
274
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,660
Go away.
275
00:10:51,665 --> 00:10:54,061
Why? What secret plot
are you hatching now?
276
00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:55,862
What's wrong with him?
277
00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:57,033
Literally, everything.
278
00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:58,873
Missy.
279
00:10:58,878 --> 00:11:01,434
- Is he gonna rat us out?
- No.
280
00:11:01,439 --> 00:11:04,146
He's really smart but also
really dumb. Watch.
281
00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:05,971
Come in, Sheldon.
282
00:11:08,472 --> 00:11:11,049
- What?
- I've been reading up on German history
283
00:11:11,054 --> 00:11:13,089
and I've realized that appeasement
284
00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:15,631
in the face of rule-breaking is
a slippery slope.
285
00:11:15,636 --> 00:11:17,291
Let's say that sneaking out was
286
00:11:17,296 --> 00:11:18,862
your "occupying the Sudetenland".
287
00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,933
What's your "invasion of Poland"
going to be?
288
00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:22,363
I see it.
289
00:11:22,368 --> 00:11:24,274
What are you talking about?
290
00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:25,770
If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you,
291
00:11:25,775 --> 00:11:27,076
then I need you to promise
you won't break
292
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,476
any more rules while I'm away.
293
00:11:28,481 --> 00:11:30,377
Fine, I promise. Now get out.
294
00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:32,318
Excellent.
295
00:11:32,323 --> 00:11:33,723
Wait, how do I know you meant that?
296
00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:38,360
Maybe she should promise
she was telling the truth.
297
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,891
I like that.
298
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:42,332
I promise I was telling the truth.
299
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:47,474
Wait, if you were lying
about the first promise,
300
00:11:47,479 --> 00:11:49,706
how do I know you weren't
lying about the second promise?
301
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,331
I promise I wasn't.
302
00:11:55,843 --> 00:11:58,349
I think you broke him.
303
00:11:58,354 --> 00:12:00,159
No, he'll be back.
304
00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:01,460
I will.
305
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,373
Wow.
306
00:12:09,378 --> 00:12:11,705
- Look at this.
- Uh-huh.
307
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:14,545
- Nice.
- Oh, come on.
308
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,046
You live in a garage.
309
00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:18,177
This is the nicest room
you've ever seen in your life.
310
00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:19,743
I said it was nice.
311
00:12:21,143 --> 00:12:23,789
Oh, my God.
312
00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:26,686
You have to feel this bed.
I may never leave.
313
00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:30,432
Yeah, that's something.
314
00:12:30,437 --> 00:12:32,673
- Soft.
- Okay.
315
00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:35,134
What is going on?
Do you not want to be here?
316
00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:36,675
What? I'm here.
317
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,511
Are you that worried about the massage?
318
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,016
You know, you don't have to get one.
319
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:42,317
It ain't the massage.
320
00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:44,188
Well, it's a little the massage.
321
00:12:44,193 --> 00:12:45,959
They ain't gonna touch
my butt, are they?
322
00:12:45,964 --> 00:12:48,090
Oh, yes. I ordered
the couples' butt massage.
323
00:12:48,095 --> 00:12:49,230
I paid extra for it.
324
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,461
- Really?
- No, dummy.
325
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,302
Oh, forget it.
326
00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:55,363
I thought this is what you wanted...
327
00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:56,803
us together.
328
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,029
I did.
329
00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,560
You did. What changed?
330
00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:03,846
It's just different now.
331
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,187
What's "different" about it?
332
00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:13,230
Hi. I have you booked for
an in-room couples' massage.
333
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:14,761
Now's not a good time.
334
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:16,632
Screw you. I'm getting a massage.
335
00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:18,888
Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on.
336
00:13:20,328 --> 00:13:21,459
Great.
337
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,871
- Hey.
- Hey.
338
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,619
Look, I've been thinking...
339
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:34,559
we've been making this trip about us,
340
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,230
and it should really be about Sheldon.
341
00:13:36,235 --> 00:13:38,291
I agree.
342
00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:42,503
So... maybe he should have
some say in who goes with him.
343
00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:44,303
Why? What've you been telling him?
344
00:13:44,308 --> 00:13:46,504
- Nothing.
- George.
345
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,817
He might've mentioned he was
nervous about the flight,
346
00:13:49,821 --> 00:13:53,187
and how great I handled it when
we flew to California, so...
347
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,389
Did he mention it or did you mention it?
348
00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:58,590
It's tough to say, really.
349
00:13:59,395 --> 00:14:01,991
You are unbelievable.
350
00:14:01,996 --> 00:14:03,832
Sheldon, what has your
father been telling you
351
00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:06,133
- about Germany?
- What?
352
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,233
Come on, Mary,
353
00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:08,904
don't try to confuse the kid.
354
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:09,944
I'm confused.
355
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,005
It's his choice.
356
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,045
What's my choice?
357
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,716
Who you want to go to Germany with you.
358
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:15,677
I can't believe you're
putting him in the middle.
359
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:16,988
I'm not putting him in the middle,
360
00:14:16,992 --> 00:14:19,618
I'm treating him like the
responsible adult that he is.
361
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,919
Missy's been sneaking out
of the house at night
362
00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:23,645
and I'm worried
she's going to rob a mall.
363
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,135
I also think she's smoking.
364
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:34,777
- Sneaking out of the house? Where did you go?
- Nowhere.
365
00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:36,085
What were you doing?
366
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,144
Nothing.
367
00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:39,083
Well, you went somewhere
and did something.
368
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:41,836
Tonya, do you have anything to say?
369
00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:45,418
- No.
- Why do you believe Sheldon and not me?
370
00:14:45,423 --> 00:14:48,586
Because he's a Goody Two-shoes
and you stole my truck!
371
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:49,785
Fine.
372
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,953
We snuck out, but we just walked around.
373
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,722
Sheldon said you were smoking.
374
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,220
And we learned it's a disgusting habit.
375
00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:58,319
I know I learned my lesson.
376
00:14:58,324 --> 00:14:59,488
That's enough.
377
00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,342
Come in.
378
00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:04,624
Mary, George, thank you for the call.
379
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:07,322
Tonya, apologize to the Coopers.
380
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:08,791
Sorry.
381
00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:10,260
Oh, you're gonna be.
382
00:15:10,265 --> 00:15:13,313
Our trip to the Noah's Ark
petting zoo, that's off.
383
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,196
I'm too old for that anyway.
384
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,754
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
realize 14 was too old
385
00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:20,922
to pet two of many kinds of animals.
386
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:22,161
Come on.
387
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,990
Your parents are getting a phone call.
388
00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:26,158
Great, maybe they'll send me to
live with my fun uncle.
389
00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:29,166
Jerry is not fun, and he's in rehab.
390
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,529
I hope you don't have
any plans for the summer,
391
00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,632
because you're not leaving the house.
392
00:15:34,637 --> 00:15:35,961
That's like three months.
393
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,560
Oh, you want to make it Christmas?
394
00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:38,999
Whatever.
395
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,923
There's nothing to do
in this stupid town anyway.
396
00:15:43,841 --> 00:15:45,904
Any chance we can both go to Germany?
397
00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:51,700
Oh, you are holding
a lot of tension in here.
398
00:15:51,705 --> 00:15:53,439
Huh, I wonder why.
399
00:15:53,444 --> 00:15:56,606
Do I feel tense? Oh, I bet I feel tense.
400
00:15:56,611 --> 00:15:58,035
You are a little tense.
401
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,874
Huh, I wonder why.
402
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:01,534
Have you been drinking enough water?
403
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:02,572
Because often when...
404
00:16:02,577 --> 00:16:04,271
- No, that ain't it.
- No.
405
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:07,468
It's my fault, for inviting him
on a romantic getaway.
406
00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:10,206
- It is your fault.
- Oh, one sec...
407
00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:12,275
Really get in there.
408
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,573
Oh... yeah.
409
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:17,711
Okay, where was I?
410
00:16:17,716 --> 00:16:19,979
This is what you do...
you act all into me,
411
00:16:19,984 --> 00:16:21,878
then you get weird and push me away.
412
00:16:21,883 --> 00:16:23,077
Okay, that's not true.
413
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,105
Yes, it is. You sleep with me,
414
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,914
then you tell me to date other people.
415
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,112
I ask you to marry me, you say no.
416
00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:30,911
Why is this time gonna be any different?
417
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:33,949
I-I don't know. Maybe I'm ready now.
418
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,318
"Maybe"?
419
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:36,777
Yeah.
420
00:16:36,782 --> 00:16:39,015
Look.
421
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,713
We're gettin' along, we're
a good team with CeeCee...
422
00:16:41,718 --> 00:16:43,652
Maybe I don't want to
risk that on a maybe.
423
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:46,380
Okay, if you don't want to try,
why did you even come here?
424
00:16:46,385 --> 00:16:48,718
Well, I didn't want to say no
and make things weird.
425
00:16:48,723 --> 00:16:50,602
Oh, well, you nailed it.
426
00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,776
- Missy?
- Go away.
427
00:17:01,544 --> 00:17:02,718
I know you're angry
428
00:17:02,723 --> 00:17:04,741
but I was genuinely worried about you.
429
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,893
I realize we have
our differences, but...
430
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,721
I would never be able to forgive myself
431
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,575
if anything bad happened to you.
432
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,982
I hate you.
433
00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:29,199
I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath.
434
00:17:29,204 --> 00:17:31,327
- Do you want to help?
- Nah, I'm good.
435
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:32,396
Let me guess...
436
00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:34,725
you've never given a baby a bath either.
437
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:37,033
It was a different time.
438
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:39,661
You gonna tell me
your husband did all that stuff?
439
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:40,930
Not really.
440
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,728
Eh, you see? Look, you got a type.
441
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,196
Well, it's not the '50s anymore.
442
00:17:46,201 --> 00:17:48,749
I'm gonna give her a bath
and you're gonna help.
443
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,503
Fine.
444
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:53,056
And afterward, you're gonna
change her diaper.
445
00:17:54,055 --> 00:17:56,698
Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
446
00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:59,292
- What was that?
- Nothing, I'm coming.
447
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,984
Whoa, take it easy,
448
00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:04,922
that towel didn't
sneak out of the house.
449
00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:06,691
How can you make a joke?
450
00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,290
Sorry.
451
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,519
I don't know what else to do.
452
00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,917
We were both here and she snuck out.
453
00:18:11,922 --> 00:18:13,626
What's gonna stop her from running wild
454
00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:15,110
if it's just one of us?
455
00:18:15,809 --> 00:18:17,949
Oh, so you're saying neither
of us should go to Germany?
456
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:20,761
I don't know.
457
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,658
I don't want to punish Sheldon,
but I'm worried about Missy.
458
00:18:24,663 --> 00:18:26,197
I am, too.
459
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,449
But I think you should go.
460
00:18:32,018 --> 00:18:34,931
- You do?
- I got the summer off.
461
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:37,484
My full-time job can be
keeping her in line.
462
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:40,367
You sure you're up for that?
463
00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:42,125
Mary, I'm a football coach.
464
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,219
I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
465
00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:47,561
Missy snuck out 32 times that summer,
466
00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,600
and got her belly button pierced.
467
00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:52,032
The poor guy had no idea.
468
00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:57,339
♪ If I hadn't blown
the whole thing years ago ♪
469
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,364
♪ I might not be alone ♪
470
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:02,364
♪ Tomorrow we can drive
around this town ♪
471
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:09,983
All right, let's get married.
472
00:19:11,499 --> 00:19:12,717
What?
473
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:15,039
You think I'm not all in, but I am.
474
00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:18,789
Okay. I am, too.
475
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:21,852
Okay.
476
00:19:21,857 --> 00:19:24,043
So, we're really doing this?
477
00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:26,590
Yeah.
478
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,689
What are you doing?
479
00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:33,755
I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you.
480
00:19:47,096 --> 00:19:50,505
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