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Previously on This Is Us...

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- Baby?
- Something's not right.

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We lost the third baby, Jack.

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I'm very sorry.

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I like to think that you took the
sourest lemon that life has to offer

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and turned it into something
resembling lemonade.

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36 years ago, my life started with you
leaving me on a fire station doorstep.

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Beth, the man has stage
IV stomach cancer.

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Why you watching this stuff?

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Told them to go screw themselves.

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I'm moving to New York.

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"Show business."

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TESS: Grandma and Grandpa are here!

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I'll be in my room.

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♪ ♪

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♪ Catch a boat to England, baby ♪

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♪ Maybe to Spain ♪

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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

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♪ Wherever I've been
and gone, wherever ♪

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♪ I have gone, the blues ♪

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♪ Are all the same ♪

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♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪

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♪ Send out for gin ♪

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♪ Me and room service, honey ♪

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♪ Me and room service, babe ♪

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♪ Me and room service, whoa ♪

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♪ We're livin' a life of sin ♪

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♪ Catch a boat to England, baby ♪

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♪ Maybe to Spain ♪

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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

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♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪

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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

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♪ The blues ♪

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♪ Are all the same. ♪

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(cooing)

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This is the scariest part.

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Some people think the scariest part is
coming to the hospital to have the baby.

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Nah. The scariest part
is leaving the hospital with the baby.

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- Babies.
- Babies, of course.

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Doc, these two, they only fall asleep
if they're next to each other.

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Is that unusual?

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Well, they've been
sharing the same hot tub

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the last nine months; you can't
bust them up right away.

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No, I'm not concerned.

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Did she tell you what we named them?

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No, actually, she didn't.

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You can go ahead and tell him, babe.

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Kevin, Kate and Kyle.
All Ks.

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It's a good letter.

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We had a good doctor.
Right, Bec?

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I'm sorry.
I'm just, um, a little overwhelmed.

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Thank you very much for everything.

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TESS: Grandma and Grandpa are here!

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- Hi, Grandpa.
- RANDALL: Hey.

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Hi, baby.

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RANDALL: What are you guys doing here?

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We were on our way into the city
and thought we'd stop by and say hi.

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A friend at work gave us
his Hamilton tickets.

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Feel like I'm gonna be the one person

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on the planet who doesn't
like this damn thing.

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- There's a man living with us.
- What?

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Daddy's friend from work.

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Come play Legos!

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Yeah, come play Legos with us.

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REBECCA: We're coming, we're coming.

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GIRLS: Yay!

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REBECCA (kissing): I missed you.

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This was not the plan.

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What plan?

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The plan for how I was gonna
tell her that I found him.

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I wasn't aware there was
a plan for that, babe.

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Well, there was.

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I mean, there was gonna be.

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The plan was forming, but now it's off.

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Okay, so what are you gonna do now?

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- Uh, right now?
- Mm-hmm.

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I'm gonna put on a fake-ass smile.

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I'm gonna ask to speak
to my mother privately.

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And then I'm gonna tell her something

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that's gonna completely and
utterly devastate her.

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Mommy?

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Can I talk to you privately?

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- One second.
- Sure.

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(groaning)

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Uh, everybody...

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(mumbling)

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Oh, holy hangover, Fatman.

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(woman singing nearby)

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(Toby groaning)

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Oh, God.

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(groans)

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♪ And faces, and friendly faces ♪

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♪ And still I had to be free ♪

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♪ I've been to paradise ♪

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♪ But I've never been to... ♪

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(screaming) (grunts)

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Oh!

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- Ugh.
- How's your face?

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(with mouth full): Well, it's fine.

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Luckily, I have all this
fat to soften the blow.

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Stop that.

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How's your breakfast?

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You mean this, uh, steel-cut oatmeal

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and egg white pancake
with no salt, no sugar,

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and no oil that you're making me eat?

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Yes.

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It's amazing.

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- Right?
- Mm-hmm.

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It's the best thing I've ever tasted.

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(laughs)

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Quick question.

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Um, last night, after the party...

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I kind of blacked out.

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We didn't, uh...

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Oh, no.

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A lot of vomiting

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but not a lot of anything else.

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Oh. Sexy.

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You have an amazing voice, by the way.

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I did not know that you sang.

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Well, I did not know
that you spy on people

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in the bathroom.

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(chuckles)

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Will you sing for me?

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No.

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- Come on, Kate, come on.
- No.

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Come on, come on. You're good.

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And I'm not talking about karaoke-good.

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I'm talking good-good.

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(laughs)

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Have... did... you... did... (sighs)

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Did you ever perform?

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When I was really young.

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Cyndi Lauper was kind of my jam.

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Mm-hmm.

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"Time after Time" cover was...

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I rocked it. I was, you know...

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I rocked it like it was my job.

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- Mm-hmm.
- But then I grew up.

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And then I grew...

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and, um, you know,

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I try to avoid the spotlight.

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- Are you done?
- Yes.

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Are you?

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(whispering): One more song.

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One more song.

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- One more song.
- KEVIN: Okay, Kate,

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I am super pumped about
this move to New York City.

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I mean, we've got a ton to figure out,

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of course, but I'm super pumped.

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Wait... that was real?

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Yeah. Stage acting, it's my new jam.
Oh...

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Do you think you could get
that really cute, uh,

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that theater casting director,
the one who liked me. What's...

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- Cara.
- Cara, yes.

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I love Cara... Yeah.

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Oh, and when you get her on the phone,

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tell her I'm only interested
in doing heavy drama.

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We're not moving all the
way to New York City

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so I can do some lame
off-Broadway comedy.

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You want me to go with you?

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(laughs) Of course. Yeah.

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There's no way I could
do this without you.

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Oh, and maybe you should specify

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that I don't want to do anything
where I have to show my penis.

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Wow. Wow.

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Toby.

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- I didn't see you there, man. What's up?
- Hi.

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How's this? You know what we should do?

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We should look into the
meat-packing district.

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It's like an up and coming

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(mumbles with mouth full)

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Pancakes are good.

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(whispering): Is she
making you eat this?

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(quietly): I'm trying to have some sex.

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So now he's been here for about a week.

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I guess I just wanted to get
used to the idea of him myself,

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you know, before I told you,
and this has nothing to do

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with you or Dad... I
hope you know that.

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- I do know that, yes, of course.
- Okay, okay.

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I mean, obviously, I've
been curious about him

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since I was a kid.

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And I know you guys would have
found him if you could have.

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So who is he?

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What did he tell you about himself?

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(chuckling): Uh...

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His name is William.

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That's it?

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- He didn't tell you anything else?
- (laughing)

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Uh, he has a cat.

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Stomach cancer.

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It's the basic gist of
what I know so far.

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(quietly): Wow.

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(sighs)

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(inhales) Well, where is he?

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I'd like to, uh, meet him.

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- He's in Annie's room, but...
- Okay.

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I don't know if he's
ready for company, Ma.

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Hold on one second.

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- (traffic and street sounds)
- JACK: Okay.

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Okay.

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Car seats are installed.

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Policeman approved.

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I'll pull up, we'll load up.

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And then the adventure begins, yeah?

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Okay.

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If I were you, I would
head right to Mexico.

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If I don't come back, at least
you'll know where to find me.

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(laughs) Oh...

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(sighs)

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Hey!

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Wait.

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Okay, let's lock and load.

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- Here, I got him.
- Yeah.

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(groaning): Oh. Come on, big boy.

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Okay.

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(knocks on door)

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- I wanted to introdu...
- Hi.

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I'm Rebecca, I'm Randall's mother.

221
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Very nice to meet you.

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Uh, nice to meet you, as well.

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(chuckles)

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Sweetheart, could you give
us just a moment to chat?

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Uh... yeah.

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Thank you.

227
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You look well.

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REBECCA: It's okay, my little lady.

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♪ Baby, maybe to Spain ♪

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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

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He's not taking my breast.

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♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪

233
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Can you help with him, please?
He's being really fussy.

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Shh.

235
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We have burping cloths.
Look in their bedroom.

236
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It's not... there's not... in here.

237
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Please, just come back in here.
I need you to help me, please.

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Okay.

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- Are you laying down, Jack?
- (sighs)

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REBECCA: Can you please check on Kevin?

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♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪

242
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Why, why won't he stop crying?

243
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They'll be in college soon.

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- Ha.
- (baby crying)

245
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(sighs) Which one?

246
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Probably the one that hates me.

247
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- He doesn't hate you.
- Jack, I think

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we're gonna have to
start him on formula.

249
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No. He's fine.

250
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He won't take to my breast.

251
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We have to treat them the same.

252
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He's not the same.

253
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

254
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He's just... He's not.
I grew the other two

255
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inside of me, and he
feels like a stranger.

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And I feel really terrible
for saying that out loud,

257
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but he just... he does.

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(sighs)

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(crying stops)

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(sighs)

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Jack,

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when we were leaving the hospital...

263
00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:21,803
I know. You were having

264
00:11:21,838 --> 00:11:24,339
second thoughts about bringing him home.
It's fine.

265
00:11:24,374 --> 00:11:27,308
- No. No, it's not that. I...
- It's natural.

266
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:31,629
He's fine, Bec.

267
00:11:31,665 --> 00:11:33,331
He's fine.

268
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,434
Look at us.

269
00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:38,119
(sighs)

270
00:11:38,121 --> 00:11:40,672
I mean, I was a complete stranger.

271
00:11:40,707 --> 00:11:42,790
Look how quickly I took to your breast.

272
00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:44,476
- You're an idiot.
- Yeah.

273
00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:45,944
I'm your idiot.

274
00:11:45,979 --> 00:11:47,862
Okay?

275
00:11:47,898 --> 00:11:50,815
And they are our babies.

276
00:11:50,851 --> 00:11:53,785
He's our baby.

277
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:56,271
Okay?

278
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:59,274
(baby crying)

279
00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:01,392
They'll be in college soon?

280
00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:04,696
Any day now.

281
00:12:04,731 --> 00:12:07,665
And then she just asked
to speak to him alone.

282
00:12:07,701 --> 00:12:10,168
- About what?
- I don't know.

283
00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:13,321
Whatever biological fathers and
adopted mothers talk about.

284
00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:14,061
What is that?

285
00:12:14,086 --> 00:12:16,274
The Knicks, Beth. How the
hell am I supposed to know?

286
00:12:16,309 --> 00:12:18,293
I...

287
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,232
You love me so much that you're
just gonna give me that one?

288
00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:28,887
Mm-hmm. You know me so well, my friend.

289
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,905
I got to take him to that
doctor's appointment

290
00:12:30,941 --> 00:12:32,707
in two hours.

291
00:12:32,742 --> 00:12:34,876
God. What the hell do you think

292
00:12:34,911 --> 00:12:36,844
- they're talking about, anyway?
- I don't know, honey.

293
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,696
(sighs)

294
00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:40,064
He found me.

295
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,966
- He brought me here.
- But you stayed.

296
00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,868
- Yes, I stayed.
- Hmm.

297
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:46,120
We had a deal.

298
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,506
I won't tell him, if that's
what you're thinking.

299
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,542
(sobs)

300
00:12:50,577 --> 00:12:54,445
Oh, God. All those... (sighs)

301
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,849
It will break him.

302
00:12:57,884 --> 00:13:01,152
It will. Knowing that
he could've known you

303
00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:03,304
and that I kept him from that.

304
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,857
Rebecca, the deal we
made was the right one.

305
00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:07,458
For everyone.

306
00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:11,651
- If you hurt him...
- I won't.

307
00:13:15,235 --> 00:13:17,835
Fine, then.

308
00:13:17,871 --> 00:13:21,322
But know this:

309
00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:24,108
my son,

310
00:13:24,144 --> 00:13:26,928
who I raised,

311
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:31,266
is gonna put everything he
has into trying to save you,

312
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:33,518
because that's who he is.

313
00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:35,853
It's gonna come in front of his job,

314
00:13:35,889 --> 00:13:37,839
in front of his marriage,

315
00:13:37,874 --> 00:13:41,342
and in front of his time with his kids.

316
00:13:43,396 --> 00:13:47,015
So you better damn well be worth that.

317
00:13:49,819 --> 00:13:52,170
(sniffling)

318
00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:57,125
(sighs)

319
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,110
Damn it.

320
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:02,497
Damn it.

321
00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:05,166
Yes, um, it would be for
an open-ended reservation,

322
00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:07,969
until we can find him a rental.

323
00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:11,506
And your pillows are
hypoallergenic, yeah?

324
00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:14,809
And can I just confirm that the
hotel gym's not just, like,

325
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:17,011
three crappy elliptical machines?

326
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,447
'Cause he needs space for
floor work and exercise

327
00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:21,182
and free weight... Great.

328
00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:23,501
You know, actually, can I just
have pictures sent to me?

329
00:14:23,536 --> 00:14:25,520
Hey, babe.

330
00:14:25,555 --> 00:14:27,405
Have you seen my keys?

331
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,074
I think you left 'em in
the plan you never made.

332
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:34,562
(chuckles) So she's funny, too.
That's good. My keys.

333
00:14:34,614 --> 00:14:35,797
So?

334
00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:38,199
He seems very nice.

335
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:40,351
MIKE: Honey,

336
00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:41,452
we should get going if
we're gonna get dinner

337
00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:42,970
- in the city first.
- Oh.

338
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,539
- I bet the tunnel's gonna be jammed.
- Okay.

339
00:14:44,574 --> 00:14:45,857
No, stay!

340
00:14:45,892 --> 00:14:47,675
- Oh...
- Dad's work friend doesn't eat a lot.

341
00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:49,494
- You can have some of his dinner.
- (chuckling): What?

342
00:14:49,529 --> 00:14:52,880
Uh, Grandma and Grandpa
can't stay, girls.

343
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,232
- Aw...
- And, anyway, I've got

344
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:57,752
an appointment with my
work friend, so, um...

345
00:14:57,787 --> 00:14:58,986
I promise to catch up

346
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:00,638
- with you about all this.
- Mm-hmm.

347
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:02,373
- Promise? Mm-hmm.
- Miguel,

348
00:15:02,409 --> 00:15:05,560
thanks for dropping by unexpectedly.
Ha-ha-ha.

349
00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:08,613
(mimics VCR) Rewind.
Thanks for dropping by.

350
00:15:08,665 --> 00:15:11,933
Always love it. Always love you guys.
Peace.

351
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,721
He's hiding something.

352
00:15:18,558 --> 00:15:21,225
Hey. We got to get goin'.

353
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:26,714
William?

354
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,485
Hey.

355
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,054
William. Where you goin'?

356
00:15:33,089 --> 00:15:35,189
- Home.
- Why? What happened?

357
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,024
- We got the doctor's appointment.
- You should cancel.

358
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,861
Why would I cancel... W-Will
you get in the damn car?

359
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,562
I knew if I told you I was
leaving, you'd try and stop me

360
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:44,315
like you are right now.

361
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:47,301
You'd try and stop me 'cause you
were raised to be a good man.

362
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,987
But I wasn't the one who
raised you that way, Randall.

363
00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:51,756
I was reminded of that today.

364
00:15:51,808 --> 00:15:53,624
That you have parents.

365
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,860
That I just can't step
in 40 years later

366
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:57,779
and enjoy the fruits of
someone else's labor.

367
00:15:57,814 --> 00:15:59,580
So, just like that, you go?

368
00:15:59,616 --> 00:16:01,349
- No good-bye to the girls?
- The girls

369
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,550
- will be fine.
- No, they'll be devastated.

370
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:03,601
They don't even know

371
00:16:03,636 --> 00:16:04,886
who I am.

372
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,821
- Look, this doctor...
- He isn't gonna

373
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:08,289
tell me anything I don't already know.

374
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,607
- But he might.
- He won't.

375
00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:11,259
But he might.

376
00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:16,431
And something tells me he might
be a little more thorough

377
00:16:16,466 --> 00:16:18,366
than the doctor at whatever
free homeless clinic

378
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,568
you've been going to to get
your free medical counsel at.

379
00:16:20,603 --> 00:16:22,720
To say nothing of the fact
that I had to kiss up

380
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,472
to the biggest D-bag at my firm

381
00:16:24,507 --> 00:16:25,773
just to get you this appointment.

382
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,091
So, yes, William,

383
00:16:27,127 --> 00:16:29,727
you are getting in the car right now,

384
00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:32,046
and we are going to this
doctor's appointment.

385
00:16:32,081 --> 00:16:34,899
And then and only then
will I give you permission

386
00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:37,118
to hobble off like Hobo
Joe without saying

387
00:16:37,153 --> 00:16:39,737
so much as a good-bye.

388
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:44,609
Startin' to not feel so bad

389
00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:47,428
about leaving you at that fire station.

390
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,030
Yeah, whatever.

391
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,067
Hi, white people.

392
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,030
Friendly neighborhood black man.

393
00:16:58,574 --> 00:17:00,375
TOBY: Uh, Kate, can I
get one right here?

394
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:02,995
Kate? Right here? Can I
just get one right here?

395
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:05,151
- Kate? Who are you wearing? Kate? Kate?
- What are you doing?

396
00:17:05,187 --> 00:17:08,688
Is it true that you're dating Taylor
Swift? Is it true that you just broke up

397
00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,923
with Taylor Swift just now?

398
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,108
(laughs)

399
00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:14,344
What are you doing?

400
00:17:14,396 --> 00:17:16,329
- Give me just one day.
- (shutter clicks)

401
00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:20,350
One day where you're the star.

402
00:17:30,828 --> 00:17:33,945
(groans, sighs)

403
00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,231
♪ ♪

404
00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:54,216
(clatters)

405
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,221
(sputters)

406
00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:01,156
Hey, where are you? I've
called you, like, ten times.

407
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,158
Listen, um... Can we just
hire one of those services

408
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:06,011
that comes in and, you know,
packs everything for you?

409
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:07,763
I think Jason Momoa told me
about a guy who does that.

410
00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:09,264
Let's get that number
from Momoa's office.

411
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:10,716
His assistant. That, uh...

412
00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:12,734
Dahala Mapuana, I think her name was.

413
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,252
Or was it Patty?

414
00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:15,754
You remember Jason Momoa.
He's the, uh...

415
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:17,556
he's the original Dothraki guy.

416
00:18:17,591 --> 00:18:19,808
We met him at Seth Green's house.
Where are you, all right?

417
00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:21,693
I'm getting overwhelmed.
Pick up the phone.

418
00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:25,914
- Where are we going?
- Well,

419
00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,449
no more background singing for you.

420
00:18:27,484 --> 00:18:28,934
Your voice is way too beautiful

421
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,669
to only be heard in a bathroom.

422
00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:33,205
Today is your day, babe.

423
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,224
We are on our way to
your first big gig.

424
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:39,010
- What?
- Yep, I, uh... I downloaded

425
00:18:39,046 --> 00:18:41,446
an instrumental copy
of "Time after Time,"

426
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,064
found an old boom box.

427
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,435
- It's showtime, baby!
- Toby,

428
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,508
there is no way in hell that I'm
gonna sing in front of people.

429
00:18:49,617 --> 00:18:52,707
Well, then you'll be
depriving the world.

430
00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:55,710
- Well, the world will live.
- Yes, but your audience

431
00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:57,946
may not. (grunts)

432
00:18:57,948 --> 00:18:59,731
All right.

433
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,334
(grunts) What the hell?

434
00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:05,921
Okay, so,

435
00:19:05,956 --> 00:19:08,223
my Aunt Dolly actually lives here.

436
00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:10,325
All right, I booked you in
their prime slot, 3:00 p.m.

437
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,961
It's right after Jell-O
but before their nap.

438
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:15,013
Perfect place to break
your seal, right?

439
00:19:15,048 --> 00:19:17,315
Now, remember, most of 'em
will probably be asleep.

440
00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:19,334
The rest won't remember this tomorrow.
And most of them

441
00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:22,137
lived through World War II,
so no matter how bad you are,

442
00:19:22,139 --> 00:19:23,839
they've seen worse. (chuckles)

443
00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,440
Come on.

444
00:19:25,442 --> 00:19:26,675
I'm sorry, do you need the red carpet?

445
00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:28,910
- No.
- Okay, come on.

446
00:19:28,946 --> 00:19:31,713
- (babies crying)
- DR. K: Well, now,

447
00:19:31,715 --> 00:19:36,084
all three of these babies are
looking very good, Jack.

448
00:19:36,136 --> 00:19:38,737
Very strong, very healthy.

449
00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:40,939
Okay, good. That's good.

450
00:19:40,974 --> 00:19:42,524
'Cause some-sometimes one does

451
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:43,975
something different than the other two.

452
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:46,127
You just... you start spinnin'

453
00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:48,964
- a little...
- They're all doing very well.

454
00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,832
Okay.

455
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:52,501
How are you guys doing?

456
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,603
Oh, we're great.

457
00:19:54,638 --> 00:19:56,438
We're good. We're, um...

458
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:58,590
tired

459
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,743
- but, uh, good.
- Uh-huh. And Rebecca?

460
00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:04,980
I mean, I only ask because
it's a little unusual

461
00:20:04,982 --> 00:20:07,449
for the father to be here alone.

462
00:20:07,484 --> 00:20:10,602
She just needed a little break,

463
00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:11,803
you know?

464
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:13,922
She's... she's...

465
00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:16,791
she's not totally herself.

466
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:20,178
I mean, she's a...

467
00:20:20,214 --> 00:20:21,546
little dazed,

468
00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:24,799
I guess? She's not
bonding with the babies.

469
00:20:24,852 --> 00:20:26,585
And not with Kyle, mainly.

470
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,137
You know? Not with Kyle.

471
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:32,774
I think she might be a little broken.

472
00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:36,744
You know, I-I think the babies
might have broken my wife.

473
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,880
You can fix her, right?

474
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,782
Or you can tell me how to fix her?

475
00:20:40,817 --> 00:20:42,384
I was... I was hoping you could tell me

476
00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:43,818
- how to fix her.
- Sit down, Jack.

477
00:20:59,102 --> 00:21:01,836
She lost a baby, Jack.

478
00:21:01,872 --> 00:21:04,339
You can't just dismiss that.

479
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:07,142
- So did I.
- Yeah.

480
00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:11,696
And you took your grief, and you...
channeled it into action.

481
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,916
You willed yourself
forward with positivity,

482
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:17,802
but Rebecca has just...

483
00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:19,938
She's gonna have to do
this in her own way,

484
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,641
and you're just gonna have to
give her the space to do it.

485
00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:25,393
Yeah. What if she doesn't find her way?

486
00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:26,928
- She will.
- How do you know?

487
00:21:26,964 --> 00:21:28,663
For the same reason that I know

488
00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:30,916
you're gonna give her
the space to find it.

489
00:21:30,951 --> 00:21:34,069
'Cause I believe in good people.

490
00:21:35,305 --> 00:21:37,439
Of course, I voted for Nixon,

491
00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:40,575
so you got to take everything
I say with a grain of salt.

492
00:21:40,627 --> 00:21:42,143
(laughs)

493
00:21:42,145 --> 00:21:44,546
Now, look, there's a couch
in there in my office.

494
00:21:44,598 --> 00:21:46,748
Why don't you go lie down, take a nap?

495
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,750
I'm-I'm totally free
the rest of the day.

496
00:21:48,752 --> 00:21:50,785
I can use the time with my namesakes.

497
00:21:50,821 --> 00:21:53,321
(laughs) No, there's three.
You don't... you don't...

498
00:21:53,357 --> 00:21:55,106
I brought them into the world, Jack.

499
00:21:55,158 --> 00:21:58,059
I am perfectly qualified to
sit here and watch 'em sleep

500
00:21:58,095 --> 00:22:00,061
and crap themselves for
a couple of hours.

501
00:22:00,113 --> 00:22:01,963
Now go. Now.

502
00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:21,116
(bus brakes squeak, doors whoosh open)

503
00:22:21,118 --> 00:22:22,984
Hi. Sorry to bother you.

504
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,803
I'm looking for someone. Um,

505
00:22:24,838 --> 00:22:28,390
he's Afro-American, very, very thin.

506
00:22:28,425 --> 00:22:30,408
Possibly on drugs.

507
00:22:30,444 --> 00:22:32,010
(scoffs)

508
00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:33,745
You know what? I sound ridiculous.

509
00:22:33,797 --> 00:22:35,230
Sorry. I sound so stupid.

510
00:22:35,282 --> 00:22:39,034
You mean Shakespeare?
You looking for him?

511
00:22:39,069 --> 00:22:40,802
Come on, get in.

512
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:52,039
- (feedback squeals)
- TOBY: All right. Uh, good afternoon,

513
00:22:52,074 --> 00:22:55,225
ladies and germs. Uh, my name is Toby.

514
00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:57,442
I'm actually, uh,

515
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,810
Dolly's nephew.

516
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,345
Everybody knows Aunt Dolly, right?

517
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,598
Wave for everybody, Dolly. Hello, Dolly!

518
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,567
Be careful, gentlemen.
She's a real man-eater.

519
00:23:05,602 --> 00:23:07,185
Aren't you, Dolly?

520
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,837
(laughs) Okay. Okay,
well, we have a very

521
00:23:09,873 --> 00:23:11,656
special treat for you this afternoon.

522
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:14,142
The lady that I am about to introduce

523
00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:16,611
has been called the next Bette Midler.

524
00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:20,582
Adele admires her, Streisand
considers her a friend,

525
00:23:20,617 --> 00:23:23,935
J.Lo wishes she had that ass.

526
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:27,705
Ladies and gentlemen,
performing for one song only,

527
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,124
I give you... Kate! Oh!

528
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,427
(applause)

529
00:23:32,462 --> 00:23:33,795
Oh, yeah.

530
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,280
All right, here we go.

531
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:36,731
That's for you.

532
00:23:36,766 --> 00:23:38,116
- Really? You want me to...?
- Yup.

533
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:40,652
(sighs) Okay.

534
00:23:40,654 --> 00:23:43,955
(guitar plays slow, gentle
intro to "Time after Time")

535
00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:46,407
Hi.

536
00:23:46,443 --> 00:23:48,993
(loud breathing amplified on mic)

537
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,561
(feedback squeals)

538
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:56,551
(tentatively): ♪ Lying
in my bed I hear the ♪

539
00:23:56,586 --> 00:24:00,888
♪ Clock tick and think of you ♪

540
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:06,177
♪ Caught up in circles ♪

541
00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:11,833
(more confidently): ♪
Confusion is nothing new ♪

542
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:15,320
♪ Flashback to warm nights ♪

543
00:24:15,355 --> 00:24:17,405
(indistinct chatter)

544
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,375
♪ Almost left behind ♪

545
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:27,198
♪ Suitcase of memory ♪

546
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:30,318
♪ Time after ♪

547
00:24:30,353 --> 00:24:34,756
♪ Sometimes you picture me ♪

548
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:40,828
♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪

549
00:24:40,864 --> 00:24:44,916
♪ You're calling to me ♪

550
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:48,186
♪ And I can't hear ♪

551
00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:51,856
♪ What you've said ♪

552
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:55,614
♪ And you say, go slow ♪

553
00:24:55,654 --> 00:24:57,471
Hey. I'm looking for Shakespeare.

554
00:24:57,523 --> 00:25:01,641
♪ I fall behind ♪

555
00:25:01,677 --> 00:25:08,582
♪ The drum beats out of time ♪

556
00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:15,205
♪ If you're lost you can
look and you will find me ♪

557
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,192
♪ Time after time ♪

558
00:25:19,194 --> 00:25:22,095
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪

559
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:25,799
♪ I'll be waiting ♪

560
00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:29,770
♪ Time after time ♪

561
00:25:29,772 --> 00:25:33,206
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪

562
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:36,710
♪ I will be waiting ♪

563
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:40,430
♪ Time after time ♪

564
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:46,086
♪ Time after time. ♪

565
00:25:50,742 --> 00:25:52,809
(applause)

566
00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:53,894
Yeah!

567
00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,363
Yeah! Come on!

568
00:25:56,365 --> 00:25:58,265
- Give it up!
- (laughs)

569
00:26:01,954 --> 00:26:04,638
(moaning)

570
00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:07,333
Oh. Oh, if I had known.

571
00:26:07,369 --> 00:26:09,953
(moaning): I would have... I would have

572
00:26:09,988 --> 00:26:11,554
taken you to the nursing
home for every date.

573
00:26:11,590 --> 00:26:12,939
- Shut up.
- Okay.

574
00:26:12,974 --> 00:26:14,941
- (moans, phone plays tune)
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

575
00:26:14,976 --> 00:26:16,776
Uh-uh. No. No, no, just shut it off.

576
00:26:16,778 --> 00:26:18,511
- Crap.
- Just shut it off!

577
00:26:18,513 --> 00:26:19,646
What?

578
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,047
ELAINE: Oh, my sister was

579
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,449
- so right about...
- Elaine's here.

580
00:26:22,484 --> 00:26:23,933
She's trashing the joint, I'm locked

581
00:26:23,969 --> 00:26:26,286
- in the closet.
- Insane Elaine? Why is she there?

582
00:26:26,288 --> 00:26:27,787
- (indistinct yelling, clattering)
- I called her.

583
00:26:27,789 --> 00:26:29,172
How?

584
00:26:29,224 --> 00:26:30,990
I deleted her number
from your contacts.

585
00:26:30,992 --> 00:26:33,460
I found it in the Cloud.

586
00:26:33,495 --> 00:26:35,612
- You called Insane Elaine?
- (glass breaking through phone)

587
00:26:35,664 --> 00:26:37,163
And I had sex with her.

588
00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:39,399
And I told her I was
moving to New York,

589
00:26:39,434 --> 00:26:40,338
and then she went crazy.

590
00:26:40,363 --> 00:26:42,635
I am not crazy! Why does
everyone call me crazy?! Why?!

591
00:26:42,637 --> 00:26:43,091
(clattering)

592
00:26:43,116 --> 00:26:44,478
You know what? Um, I got
a little overwhelmed

593
00:26:44,506 --> 00:26:46,890
with the move, you know, I tried
calling you, but you're not

594
00:26:46,925 --> 00:26:49,125
- picking up. Oh, God.
- (glass breaking)

595
00:26:49,161 --> 00:26:51,528
You know what? She's breaking
things again. Get over here.

596
00:26:51,563 --> 00:26:53,913
I will be right over.

597
00:26:53,949 --> 00:26:55,782
(phone beeps off)

598
00:26:55,817 --> 00:26:57,300
I am...

599
00:26:57,335 --> 00:26:58,623
I'm sorry. I have to go.

600
00:26:58,686 --> 00:27:00,402
Oh, but really, you don't,

601
00:27:00,438 --> 00:27:02,121
and it's kind of crazy that
you think that you do.

602
00:27:02,835 --> 00:27:04,435
Toby, you don't get it.

603
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:06,808
We're-we're twins. We're
not like regular people.

604
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,939
When I was a kid, broke my arm

605
00:27:07,964 --> 00:27:10,275
and he cried out in pain
ten miles away, right?

606
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,197
We're that connected.

607
00:27:11,221 --> 00:27:13,337
I thought we were, too, is the thing.

608
00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:17,091
Kate, I'm not some nut job
who performs grand gestures

609
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:21,012
for every girl that I
go on a few dates with.

610
00:27:21,304 --> 00:27:25,439
I like you, Kate. I like you a lot.

611
00:27:25,953 --> 00:27:28,787
But I can't... I can't play
second banana to your brother.

612
00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:32,039
You have to.

613
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:34,675
Everyone has to.

614
00:27:35,929 --> 00:27:37,745
(door opens)

615
00:27:37,747 --> 00:27:39,113
(door closes)

616
00:27:39,562 --> 00:27:40,979
Great.

617
00:27:41,539 --> 00:27:43,889
Have a good time in New York!

618
00:27:45,005 --> 00:27:47,023
DOCTOR: William, will
you join me out here?

619
00:27:48,677 --> 00:27:50,465
William.

620
00:27:50,490 --> 00:27:53,864
Randall. I wish I had better news.

621
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,723
The cancer has metastasized

622
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,593
to a point where there's
really not much we can do.

623
00:28:00,411 --> 00:28:02,845
There are some experimental treatments.
Frankly,

624
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,797
they haven't been very promising.

625
00:28:04,832 --> 00:28:08,317
I'm very, very sorry.

626
00:28:08,369 --> 00:28:10,786
(knocking)

627
00:28:14,258 --> 00:28:15,824
Um...

628
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:23,966
WILLIAM: I'm not very well,
as you can probably tell.

629
00:28:26,302 --> 00:28:28,652
The baby didn't come from this.

630
00:28:28,687 --> 00:28:30,470
It came from love.

631
00:28:30,506 --> 00:28:32,389
His mother?

632
00:28:32,391 --> 00:28:37,744
You know, we-we... we met
on that bus, actually.

633
00:28:37,796 --> 00:28:42,065
My world spun on every axis that day.

634
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:47,598
I read poetry to her the
first time we talked.

635
00:28:47,633 --> 00:28:49,617
Uh, not any of mine.

636
00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:51,335
I was too shy for that.

637
00:28:51,337 --> 00:28:53,737
One of my

638
00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:56,173
favorite poets, and...

639
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:01,629
She used to love it when I read to her.

640
00:29:03,049 --> 00:29:07,501
So what'd you name the baby?

641
00:29:07,553 --> 00:29:09,854
Kyle.

642
00:29:09,889 --> 00:29:12,740
I was having triplets, and, um,

643
00:29:12,775 --> 00:29:15,659
on a whim, actually, we
just decided to name them.

644
00:29:15,695 --> 00:29:18,462
Kevin, Kate and Kyle.

645
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:27,004
I... I lost one of the
babies during delivery,

646
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:29,306
but your baby showed up

647
00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:31,275
at the hospital the very same morning.

648
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:33,627
It felt like destiny.

649
00:29:41,087 --> 00:29:44,338
Um... I just...

650
00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,457
I appreciate this. I-I, um...

651
00:29:46,492 --> 00:29:48,876
I wanted to know his story.

652
00:29:50,496 --> 00:29:53,080
And that there was good here, so...

653
00:29:53,132 --> 00:29:56,951
I wonder if I could check on him

654
00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:59,169
from time to time.

655
00:29:59,222 --> 00:30:02,306
No. No.

656
00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:07,177
I-I also need to know...

657
00:30:07,179 --> 00:30:10,014
I need to know that you're
not gonna come back for him.

658
00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:13,934
I need to know that I can move forward.

659
00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:17,605
Because he will have your blood

660
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,524
and the blanket you wrapped
him up in, but that's it.

661
00:30:20,526 --> 00:30:21,926
That's the deal. Otherwise, I...

662
00:30:21,928 --> 00:30:23,694
I understand.

663
00:30:23,729 --> 00:30:26,046
Okay.

664
00:30:36,576 --> 00:30:38,325
I'm not...

665
00:30:38,377 --> 00:30:40,144
(sighs)

666
00:30:40,146 --> 00:30:41,879
I'm not bonding with the baby.

667
00:30:41,914 --> 00:30:45,916
(crying): I want to love
him like he's my own,

668
00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:50,087
but every time I look at his face...

669
00:30:50,122 --> 00:30:51,605
(sighs heavily)

670
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,041
(cries)

671
00:30:55,227 --> 00:30:58,195
Give him his own name.

672
00:31:04,670 --> 00:31:08,606
What was the name of the, uh,
poet you used to read to her?

673
00:31:08,641 --> 00:31:10,641
Your favorite poet.

674
00:31:22,555 --> 00:31:25,522
Maybe you'll see fit to
give it to him someday.

675
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,266
Thank you.

676
00:31:39,822 --> 00:31:41,538
(door closes)

677
00:31:52,515 --> 00:31:55,115
BETH: Hey.

678
00:31:55,151 --> 00:31:56,683
Hey.

679
00:31:56,719 --> 00:31:58,185
How'd it go?

680
00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,653
It's bad.

681
00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:03,307
Nothing to be done, really.

682
00:32:03,309 --> 00:32:05,025
Some experimental treatments

683
00:32:05,061 --> 00:32:07,795
that'll give him a few more months.

684
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:10,364
He's upstairs resting.

685
00:32:10,399 --> 00:32:14,017
Peacefully with his arms crossed
over his chest, no doubt.

686
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,669
I have no idea how I
came from that man.

687
00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:17,538
I'm so sorry, babe.

688
00:32:17,573 --> 00:32:19,440
Yeah, I don't know what I expected.

689
00:32:19,475 --> 00:32:21,275
Yes, I do.

690
00:32:21,327 --> 00:32:23,865
I expected to find a father
who wasn't so damn sick.

691
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:24,711
Randall...

692
00:32:24,747 --> 00:32:27,431
I should have looked for
him years ago, Beth.

693
00:32:27,466 --> 00:32:30,150
I mean, the girls could have had
a grandfather all this time.

694
00:32:30,186 --> 00:32:32,486
Instead, I brought him
here so they could what?

695
00:32:32,538 --> 00:32:34,705
Fall in love with a dying man.

696
00:32:34,757 --> 00:32:37,674
So, this is about the girls, then?

697
00:32:37,676 --> 00:32:39,409
Hmm?

698
00:32:39,411 --> 00:32:42,729
You don't want them to
fall in love with him?

699
00:32:45,634 --> 00:32:47,818
He's been here a week, baby.

700
00:32:47,870 --> 00:32:49,703
And you don't know any more about him

701
00:32:49,738 --> 00:32:52,456
then you did the first time
he walked through that door.

702
00:32:54,176 --> 00:32:57,044
I don't know what you were
looking for with all this,

703
00:32:57,096 --> 00:33:01,498
or even if you do, but I do know

704
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:04,434
you don't have a whole lot of time.

705
00:33:37,403 --> 00:33:40,237
- Is she gone?
- Yeah.

706
00:33:40,289 --> 00:33:41,622
Oh.

707
00:33:41,657 --> 00:33:43,724
God, I hope the booty
call was worth it.

708
00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:45,025
It was.

709
00:33:46,595 --> 00:33:49,179
I just started to get
overwhelmed, you know?

710
00:33:49,215 --> 00:33:51,481
Started reading one of
those plays you gave me.

711
00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:53,267
You actually read one?

712
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:54,985
I read them all, actually.

713
00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,321
But, uh, this one, though,
it's really good, you know?

714
00:33:57,356 --> 00:33:58,906
Like, really good.

715
00:33:58,941 --> 00:34:01,425
And I just started to get
a little overwhelmed

716
00:34:01,427 --> 00:34:03,243
'cause I felt like, um,

717
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,546
I felt like maybe it
was too good for me.

718
00:34:05,598 --> 00:34:06,830
It's not, Kevin.

719
00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:08,732
It's not... they would be lucky.

720
00:34:10,402 --> 00:34:12,135
Well...

721
00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:19,893
So my guy turned out to be
more insane than Elaine.

722
00:34:19,945 --> 00:34:22,012
- Toby?
- Get this.

723
00:34:22,047 --> 00:34:24,581
So he takes me to a nursing home...

724
00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:26,366
to sing in front of old people.

725
00:34:26,402 --> 00:34:27,901
Mm-hmm.

726
00:34:27,937 --> 00:34:30,187
So I'd be a star but in a
comfortable environment,

727
00:34:30,189 --> 00:34:32,089
'cause otherwise I would freak out.

728
00:34:32,091 --> 00:34:33,590
It was the whole works.

729
00:34:33,592 --> 00:34:35,647
He had the red carpet,
he had the car, suit.

730
00:34:35,672 --> 00:34:38,478
- It was like...
- Oh, that's good.

731
00:34:38,514 --> 00:34:40,814
Yeah. And then afterwards,

732
00:34:40,866 --> 00:34:43,050
like, I was on a high, like,

733
00:34:43,102 --> 00:34:47,054
I know it sounds stupid,
but I, I felt so free.

734
00:34:47,089 --> 00:34:48,655
Then what happened?

735
00:34:48,707 --> 00:34:50,707
Well, you called.

736
00:34:50,709 --> 00:34:53,110
Told him I had to go and
he got pouty and mean.

737
00:34:53,112 --> 00:34:54,611
Wait a minute, I called
at that very moment

738
00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:55,746
and you actually answered the phone?

739
00:34:55,781 --> 00:34:57,814
Of course I answered.

740
00:35:00,436 --> 00:35:03,136
Anyway, I need to focus
on losing weight

741
00:35:03,172 --> 00:35:04,738
and our big move to New York,

742
00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:07,324
and I don't even need to
be in a relationship.

743
00:35:09,995 --> 00:35:11,528
You're fired.

744
00:35:12,681 --> 00:35:14,231
What?

745
00:35:14,266 --> 00:35:17,000
Yeah, Kate, you're fired.

746
00:35:17,052 --> 00:35:18,652
Why?

747
00:35:20,589 --> 00:35:24,391
You're the personal assistant
to your brother, all right?

748
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:27,811
A brother who locks himself
in his master bedroom closet.

749
00:35:27,813 --> 00:35:29,696
A master bedroom closet

750
00:35:29,748 --> 00:35:31,381
that happens to have a mini-bar in it.

751
00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:35,385
Maybe it's time we go at it
alone for a while, you know?

752
00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:37,821
Just for a little while
to see what happens.

753
00:35:37,856 --> 00:35:40,707
You know, maybe we
need to grow up a bit.

754
00:35:48,634 --> 00:35:53,070
I don't really know who I
am if I'm not your sister.

755
00:35:56,158 --> 00:35:58,508
I do.

756
00:36:00,112 --> 00:36:02,029
You're gonna love her.

757
00:36:02,064 --> 00:36:05,365
(laughs)

758
00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:11,193
I don't like it when you're sweet.

759
00:36:22,094 --> 00:36:23,795
Okay, I'm here. What?

760
00:36:25,332 --> 00:36:26,648
I'm sorry.

761
00:36:26,789 --> 00:36:28,805
Yeah, well, sorry doesn't
change the fact...

762
00:36:28,841 --> 00:36:30,741
What you did for me today
was the nicest thing

763
00:36:30,776 --> 00:36:33,277
- that anyone has ever done for me.
- Okay, but that still doesn't...

764
00:36:33,312 --> 00:36:35,479
And I'm not moving to New York.

765
00:36:35,514 --> 00:36:37,080
- Okay, but that still doesn't change...
- I got you something.

766
00:36:37,132 --> 00:36:39,283
I accept your apology.

767
00:36:39,318 --> 00:36:41,869
- Yeah?
- Yes.

768
00:36:41,921 --> 00:36:43,136
(phone rings)

769
00:36:43,172 --> 00:36:44,404
Don't you dare answer that.

770
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,639
I'm not.

771
00:36:45,674 --> 00:36:47,307
- Do not.
- I won't.

772
00:36:47,343 --> 00:36:48,484
KATE: Leave a message for Kate.

773
00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:49,962
KEVIN: Oh, Kate, good.
You didn't answer.

774
00:36:49,997 --> 00:36:52,565
Hopefully, that means you're having sex.

775
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,526
Anyway, I did it.

776
00:36:54,562 --> 00:36:56,261
I-I booked a red-eye to New York.

777
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,447
I'm just gonna do it,
'cause, you know...

778
00:36:58,499 --> 00:36:59,631
Kate, if we keep talking about it,

779
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,732
we'll talk ourselves out of it.

780
00:37:00,768 --> 00:37:01,950
I'll never go.

781
00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,569
You'll never stay, so...

782
00:37:03,604 --> 00:37:08,207
And I'm not gonna say good-bye
or anything sappy like that.

783
00:37:10,694 --> 00:37:12,394
You know how I feel.

784
00:37:13,747 --> 00:37:16,165
Okay.

785
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:29,054
(babies cooing)

786
00:37:29,089 --> 00:37:32,507
You know, I didn't know where
you were the last four hours.

787
00:37:33,894 --> 00:37:35,577
I know.

788
00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:38,146
I'm sorry.

789
00:37:38,148 --> 00:37:42,667
I thought you ran off to
Mexico and abandoned the kids.

790
00:37:44,438 --> 00:37:50,642
I would never run off to Mexico
and abandon the kids without you.

791
00:37:50,694 --> 00:37:53,695
Promise?

792
00:37:53,747 --> 00:37:56,898
I promise.

793
00:38:01,471 --> 00:38:06,107
I can't stop thinking about
the one we lost, Jack.

794
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,810
I can't. I know...

795
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:13,114
I know we have these new
babies, and I should be happy,

796
00:38:13,150 --> 00:38:16,768
but I just can't stop
thinking about him.

797
00:38:23,193 --> 00:38:25,477
Me, too.

798
00:38:25,529 --> 00:38:27,762
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

799
00:38:27,798 --> 00:38:30,498
That's all I think about.

800
00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:32,100
I feel... (sighs)

801
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:34,536
I feel guilty when I think about him,

802
00:38:34,571 --> 00:38:37,355
and then, you know, I-I feel guilty

803
00:38:37,391 --> 00:38:39,674
when I stop thinking about him.

804
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:42,677
Me, too.

805
00:38:44,181 --> 00:38:46,031
I thought it was just me.

806
00:38:46,066 --> 00:38:48,383
No. It's me, too.

807
00:38:53,523 --> 00:38:56,424
(sniffles) I love you.

808
00:38:56,476 --> 00:38:59,427
I love you, too.

809
00:39:01,765 --> 00:39:04,716
♪ Catch a boat to England, baby ♪

810
00:39:04,751 --> 00:39:06,568
♪ And maybe to Spain ♪

811
00:39:06,603 --> 00:39:08,770
I think we need to give him a new name.

812
00:39:08,772 --> 00:39:10,155
♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

813
00:39:10,207 --> 00:39:11,623
I think it's important.

814
00:39:11,658 --> 00:39:13,725
♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪

815
00:39:13,777 --> 00:39:15,744
Where'd you get that idea?

816
00:39:15,779 --> 00:39:17,779
I just thought of it.

817
00:39:17,781 --> 00:39:21,533
♪ The blues are all the same ♪

818
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,551
♪ ♪

819
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:29,324
♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪

820
00:39:29,359 --> 00:39:31,993
♪ Send out for gin ♪

821
00:39:32,045 --> 00:39:35,113
♪ Me and room service, honey ♪

822
00:39:35,148 --> 00:39:38,450
♪ Me and room service, babe ♪

823
00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:40,352
- ♪ Me and room service, well ♪
- (knocking on door)

824
00:39:40,404 --> 00:39:43,555
- ♪ We're living a life of sin ♪
- Come in.

825
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:53,131
I'm sorry today didn't go as we hoped.

826
00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:55,266
I'm not done yet, though.

827
00:39:55,302 --> 00:39:57,902
There's more than one big-shot
oncologist in New York.

828
00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,304
Okay.

829
00:39:59,339 --> 00:40:00,755
♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪

830
00:40:00,791 --> 00:40:03,158
♪ When I ain't sleeping, mama ♪

831
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:07,162
I'd like to tell the girls who you are.

832
00:40:07,214 --> 00:40:10,031
I was thinking maybe
first thing tomorrow.

833
00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:12,250
They'll have a lot of questions.

834
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,602
Whatever they want to know.

835
00:40:15,889 --> 00:40:17,672
Okay.

836
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,243
♪ Try another city, baby ♪

837
00:40:22,279 --> 00:40:25,280
♪ Another town ♪

838
00:40:25,282 --> 00:40:28,149
♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

839
00:40:28,185 --> 00:40:30,702
♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪

840
00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:32,937
How'd you meet my mother?

841
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,189
(chuckles)

842
00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:38,743
♪ The blues come followin' down ♪

843
00:40:40,547 --> 00:40:43,782
On a bus, of all places.

844
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:47,001
My God, she looked beautiful.

845
00:40:47,037 --> 00:40:49,854
- And let me tell you...
- ♪ Maybe tomorrow, honey ♪

846
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,973
♪ Someplace down the line ♪

847
00:40:52,008 --> 00:40:54,576
♪ I'll wake up older ♪

848
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:58,046
♪ So much older, mama ♪

849
00:40:58,048 --> 00:41:00,165
♪ I'll wake up older ♪

850
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,434
- (gasps)
- ♪ And I'll just stop all my trying ♪

851
00:41:02,486 --> 00:41:05,019
You okay?

852
00:41:05,021 --> 00:41:07,772
Yeah, he's okay.

853
00:41:07,808 --> 00:41:10,742
I'm okay.

854
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,381
♪ Catch a boat to England, baby ♪

855
00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:17,866
♪ Maybe to Spain ♪

856
00:41:17,901 --> 00:41:19,768
Hey, sweet boy.

857
00:41:19,803 --> 00:41:22,537
♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

858
00:41:22,589 --> 00:41:26,057
♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪

859
00:41:26,093 --> 00:41:29,377
♪ Wherever I have gone ♪

860
00:41:29,413 --> 00:41:31,396
♪ The blues are all the same ♪

861
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:33,148
You want to try?

862
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,083
(baby cooing)

863
00:41:39,139 --> 00:41:42,607
(baby gurgling)

864
00:41:46,574 --> 00:41:49,293
Hi, Randall... hi.

865
00:41:49,318 --> 00:41:51,472
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