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The average American consumes
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55 pounds of beef per year.
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And then there's Texas,
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where we can knock that
off in a couple of months.
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Maybe faster, if we're talking
about smoked brisket...
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Curiously, the one cut of beef
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that Texans and Jews agree upon.
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This is really good, Meemaw.
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Really good?
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You're spitting the
best brisket in Texas
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all over the damn table.
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Close your mouth when you eat.
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Or aim your face the other way.
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Connie, one of these days,
you got to give me the recipe.
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You bet. For sure.
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- One of these days.
- Oh, come on.
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You can't hold on to it forever.
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Mean that much to you?
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Mary and I were dating about a month
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when she brought me home for dinner.
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I took one bite of this brisket,
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and I knew I loved your daughter.
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Gee, thanks.
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Kind of like Sleeping Beauty,
except Dad kissed meat.
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I tell you what.
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You go get a...
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piece of paper and a pencil,
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I'll write it down for you.
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Okay. It's happening...
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That's the fastest I've seen him run.
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It's the only time I've seen him run.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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I might make it this weekend.
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Or you could try a vegetable.
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Vegetable? That's funny.
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Okay.
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Now, this is for your eyes only.
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You're not to share it with anybody.
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I never... I would never.
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You're a horrible person.
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What'd it say?
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I want to know what it said.
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- Me, too.
- Just eat.
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Can I read it?
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You are a horrible person.
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Ain't I?
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All right, that's
enough about the brisket.
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You kids excited for the
church picnic tomorrow?
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- Not really.
- I don't know.
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Oh, come on.
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You all saw the flier.
The three "F"s:
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food, fun and fellowship.
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And I'm bringing
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a big slab of my brisket.
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That's it.
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15 years in this family, and
all the time I've been nothing
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but a good, supportive son-in-law.
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I always treated your daughter right,
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I gave you three
beautiful grandchildren.
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Only thing I ever asked in
return was that damn recipe.
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You're right.
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Get another piece of
paper. I'll write it down.
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Don't mess with me, Connie.
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Get the paper before I change my mind.
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You're gonna do it to
him again, aren't you?
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I kind of have to.
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George, she was
just fooling with you.
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No, no, she's mean.
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She got a black heart.
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She does not.
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Why do you always side with her?
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Well, she is my mother.
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And there it is.
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There's the problem.
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You should be siding with me.
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- Over brisket?
- It's not just brisket.
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It's the way she's been
treating me since day one.
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Like I'm some kind of
loser, a booby prize.
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- "Booby prize."
- What was that?
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Georgie, you mind your own business.
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What did I do?
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What's going on?
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Mom and Dad are fighting.
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What about?
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Brisket.
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If they get a divorce, who do you think
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you'll pick to live with?
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Well, Mom, of course.
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I want Mom. Pick again.
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I thought Dad was coming.
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No, he had work to do.
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- What kind of work?
- I don't know. Coaching stuff.
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Can't he do it after the picnic?
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- No, Missy, he cannot.
- Why not?
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Enough.
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How come Georgie's not going?
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He's grounded for eavesdropping
on me and your father.
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Well, I hope he learned his lesson.
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Is this about the recipe?
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I bet he's mad 'cause you
always side with Meemaw.
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And how would you know that?
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Georgie told me.
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Are you and Dad getting a divorce?
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'Course not.
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Well, if you do, I
want to live with you.
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Sheldon, no one's getting a divorce.
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But thank you, honey.
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You know this all goes away
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if you just give him your
recipe for the brisket.
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I know.
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And?
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I guess it's not going away.
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I wasn't eavesdropping.
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Don't worry about it.
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I just don't see why I got grounded.
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What are you complaining about?
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You didn't want to go
to church picnic anyway.
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I like complaining. I'm good at it.
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I'll be right back.
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Mind if I have a sip of your beer?
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You mind if I dip your
head in the compost heap?
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You could have just said no.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing! Get out of here.
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You're looking for her brisket recipe.
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All of a sudden you got smart?
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I said get out of here.
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I won't tell, I swear.
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All right, help me look.
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- Ooh.
- Found it?
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No, this is her French toast.
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Not looking for French toast.
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She does make it good, though.
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Did you know she puts vanilla extract
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in her whipped cream?
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I did not.
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Quarter teaspoon.
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- Georgie?
- Yeah?
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We're looking for brisket!
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Cranky.
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We're home.
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Be cool.
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I'm cool. You be cool.
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Real cool.
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He thought I wrote it down.
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What a dope.
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Seltzer...
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- hair tonic.
- Hair tonic.
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Need help putting the kids down?
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No, thank you, I've been
taking care of them all day.
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I think I can finish the job.
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Oh, come on, don't do that.
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Don't do what?
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Never mind.
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Just so you know, Sheldon and Missy won
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the three-legged race
because she told him
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a bee was chasing
them, and you missed it.
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I'm sorry, I-I just needed
a break from your mother.
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Yeah, well, you took a
break from your family.
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How long is this feud
between you two gonna go on?
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That's up to her.
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You are both such...
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stubborn... donkey butts!
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Missy!
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Go to bed.
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You don't know it's me.
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Hey.
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What do you want?
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Don't be that way.
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I brought you a cold one.
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Thanks.
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I still don't like you.
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Would this change your feelings?
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Is that it?
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The Holy Grail.
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What changed your mind?
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You not going to the picnic today,
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that hurt Mary and the twins.
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I cannot have that on my heart.
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- Is that so?
- Absolutely.
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Look me in the eye and tell me
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this is the actual recipe.
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George, what you have in your hand
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is the exact step-by-step instructions
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on how to make my brisket.
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I have never written it
down until tonight because...
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I was afraid someone might steal it.
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But I'm entrusting this to you,
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and I hope that someday,
when the time is right,
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you will see fit to share
it with one of your children.
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Connie, I don't know what to say.
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Don't call me Connie.
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Call me Mom.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome, son.
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Mmm.
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What a dope.
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The next morning, my dad embarked
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on a doomed quest to
make the perfect brisket.
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Can I help you?
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Matter of fact, you can.
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I need 12 pounds of prime
Angus with a medium deckle,
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ideally slaughtered in the
spring, no later than mid-June.
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For the spice rub,
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Meemaw had him drive to New Orleans
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to buy ground coffee from Café Du Monde,
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and seven ounces of something
called "holy ghost root"
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from a voodoo woman named Madam Laveau.
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Could you grind my root for me?
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I-I'm-a... I'm-a rub it on brisket.
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Then back home, he applied the spice rub
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with such erotic tenderness,
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it made my mother a little jealous.
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Finally, the cooking began.
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14 hours of cooking.
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And basting.
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And spritzing.
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And tending to the fire.
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Until it was finally time
to let the meat rest.
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Oh...
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Rest, my darling.
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Rest.
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Mmm. This Café Du Monde
coffee is very good.
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They make it with chicory.
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And what does it do to the brisket?
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Oh, I have no idea.
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Then why did you send George
all the way to New Orleans?
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Well, they don't sell this around here.
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Mmm.
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Here we go.
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15 years and 14 hours later.
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Best brisket in Texas.
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Connie, you evil bitch!
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It's smoother than regular coffee.
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That wasn't the recipe.
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You looked me in the
eye, and you lied to me.
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Oh, Mom.
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You broke into my home
and tried to steal it.
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Oh, George.
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You told her we went over there?
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Oh, George Jr.
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I didn't say nothing. I was cool.
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I am loving this.
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I don't want this woman
in my house anymore.
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- She is my mother.
- She is the devil.
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And what if the kids want to see her?
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Fine.
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Schedule it for when I'm not here.
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Or when I'm dead.
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And quit drinking my coffee.
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Turn off your train, we've got to talk.
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About what?
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Mom is so upset about Dad and Meemaw,
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she might want a divorce.
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No one's getting divorced.
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How do you know?
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Great, now I have to throw that out.
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Mother-in-laws are always held
in low regard by the father.
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It rarely leads to a
breakup of the family.
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He's right.
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Fred and Wilma are
still happily married.
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I think if we can figure out
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a way for Dad to get
Meemaw's brisket recipe,
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this all goes away.
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I don't see how we can accomplish that.
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Put that down.
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That's not a toy.
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00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,079
Sure it is.
272
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,449
Choo choo.
273
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,980
Choo choo...
274
00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:13,549
Choo choo.
275
00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:16,089
Open wide, Moonpie.
276
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:18,559
Here comes the choo choo train.
277
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,599
Choo choo.
278
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,629
Mmm. Ain't that good?
279
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,299
That's Meemaw's famous brisket.
280
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,499
Would you like the secret recipe?
281
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,509
You promise not to tell anybody?
282
00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:36,279
Of course you're not gonna tell anybody.
283
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,849
I start with a tablespoon of cumin,
284
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:43,249
and then a cup of brown sugar, and...
285
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,749
I know the recipe.
286
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,939
What?
287
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,019
She told it to me.
288
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,020
When?
289
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,490
February 14, 1982.
290
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,809
I was 23 months old,
it was Valentine's Day,
291
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,680
and Mom and Dad went out for dinner.
292
00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:57,009
You were there. Don't you remember?
293
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,180
I got nothing.
294
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,639
You can really remember
when you were that little?
295
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,100
Uh-huh. You were there, too.
296
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,159
You were still struggling
with potty training.
297
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,839
I don't think so.
298
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,119
Oh, yes. Meemaw used to
call you Mr. Soggy Pants.
299
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,160
Nuh-uh.
300
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,639
Mr. Soggy Pants.
301
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,379
Quit it. This is serious.
302
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,599
Sheldon, you've got to
tell Dad that recipe.
303
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,200
But Meemaw told me it was a secret.
304
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:26,309
If you don't, and Mom and Dad
get a divorce, it's your fault.
305
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,699
All right.
306
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,070
Fine.
307
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:33,369
Good job, Soggy Pants.
308
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:38,370
Dad, could you please
come into the living room?
309
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,920
What for?
310
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,259
My brain did something impressive
311
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,230
and I'd like to share it with you.
312
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,190
Hmm.
313
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,169
What are you doing here?
314
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,769
Same as you.
315
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,839
I want to see what his brain did.
316
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,409
Please have a seat.
317
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,200
All right.
318
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:05,649
Well?
319
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,080
I know Meemaw's brisket recipe.
320
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,090
What?
321
00:16:09,091 --> 00:16:10,119
No, you don't.
322
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,550
Yes, I do.
323
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,889
And in order to bring
peace to this family,
324
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,579
I'm prepared to make it public.
325
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,689
You're bluffing.
326
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,090
One tablespoon of cumin,
327
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,459
one cup of brown sugar,
328
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,300
two tablespoons of smoked paprika...
329
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:22,470
Okay, okay, stop.
330
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,480
No, no, no. Keep going.
331
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,430
How do you know the recipe, Shelly?
332
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,540
Meemaw told it to me on
Valentine's Day, 1982.
333
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:30,409
You were out with Dad
seeing Cannonball Run
334
00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:31,839
at the dollar theater.
335
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,340
That's impossible, you
weren't even two years old.
336
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,140
Three tablespoons of dried mustard,
337
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,709
one cup of Lone Star beer...
338
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,100
Okay.
339
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,839
Okay.
340
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,540
Go ahead.
341
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:45,750
Give it to your father.
342
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,760
I can write it down for you.
343
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,029
That's okay, I don't want it.
344
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:53,219
You have got to be kidding me.
345
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,729
Connie, you've had every opportunity
346
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,229
to give me that recipe
and you never did,
347
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:58,069
because you've always
treated me like an outsider.
348
00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,030
No, she has not.
349
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,339
Oh, of course I have.
350
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,639
See? She admits it.
351
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,669
Damn right, I do.
352
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:07,179
Never thought you were
good enough for my daughter.
353
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,640
There you were, riding around
on that dumb motorcycle,
354
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,709
knocking her up.
355
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,209
Why don't you kids go in the kitchen
356
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:13,839
and fix yourselves some ice cream?
357
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,640
I'm not going anywhere.
358
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,050
Hey. I get it.
359
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,209
I have a daughter.
360
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:25,999
I wouldn't want her bringing
home someone like that.
361
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,470
But I've come a hell of
a long way since then.
362
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,590
Okay, you're right.
363
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,160
George.
364
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,500
I'm sorry.
365
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,940
That means more to me than any recipe.
366
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,800
Come here.
367
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,059
Don't let the hug fool you.
368
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:04,180
The minute she went home, he
made me give him the recipe.
369
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,450
Here we go, maiden voyage.
370
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,770
Mmm, mmm.
371
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,170
Hot damn.
372
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,670
Hot damn.
373
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,219
Hot damn!
374
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,589
George! Language.
375
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:27,919
Sheldon.
376
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,650
Want some?
377
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,860
Uh, no, thank you. I'm not hungry.
378
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,850
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