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Hello, ladies.
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"Lady," singular.
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Where's your mother?
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I'm staying at my dad's tonight.
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But it's game night.
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The detective always
comes to game night.
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Came... to game night. Maybe
that's why she never texted me back.
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Parents. They're a mystery.
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Oh, well, I'll give you that.
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She didn't happen to mention
anything about being a gift,
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did she? From God?
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'Cause if that's the stumbling block,
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it's really much less of
an issue than she thinks.
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Grown-up problems.
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Not interested.
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Also, who cares where my mom is?
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Well, me, for one.
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It's game night, and
Trixie's in the house.
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Well, I suppose we could play Monopoly.
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Nah. Monopoly's no fun
with just two people.
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Oh, fine. You've twisted my arm.
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Since it very well be
my last night on Earth,
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let's go to the bar.
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My parents wouldn't like that.
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Wouldn't they? Sounds like
grown-up problems to me.
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You could tell me a story.
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Do I look like Mister Rogers?
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You don't have to make anything up.
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You could just tell me about...
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this dagger.
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Has it ever killed anyone?
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Not yet, no.
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Do these work?
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Uh...
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that depends on who you're asking.
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Well, what about this?
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What, the manicure? It's
just a simple buff and shine.
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Your ring. Tell me
the story of your ring.
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Unless you'd rather
talk about the handcuffs.
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Quite the negotiator, aren't we?
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Very well.
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For one night only...
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it's story time at the penthouse.
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Mm. Uh...
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My mom usually starts
with "Once upon a time."
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Does she?
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Right, well...
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Once upon a time,
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the Devil went to New York City.
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The year...
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was 1946.
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It was a wonderful time.
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Men wore hats, hemlines
were on the rise,
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and so was crime.
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Rationing was over, the
boys were home from the war,
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and the air was full of big
band music and possibility.
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An old friend had reached out,
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asking me to meet her for
a drink at the Garden Club.
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Now, the Garden Club was the
hottest spot on the isle of Manhattan
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because it had the best
chanteuse on the marquee.
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The whole city knew her voice,
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but I was the only one
who knew her real name.
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Lilith.
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Wait, who's Lilith?
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Maze's mother.
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Her spitting image, though neither
of them would ever admit it.
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♪ I'm tired of being pure ♪
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♪ And not ♪
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♪ Chased ♪
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♪ Like something that seeks its level ♪
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♪ I wanna go to the
Devil I wanna be evil ♪
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That's me.
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♪ I wanna spit tacks ♪
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♪ I wanna be evil ♪
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♪ And cheat at jacks ♪
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♪ I wanna be wicked ♪
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♪ I wanna tell lies ♪
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♪ I wanna be mean ♪
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♪ And throw mud pies ♪
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♪ And at the theater ♪
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♪ I want to change my seat ♪
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♪ Just so I can step
on everybody's feet ♪
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♪ I wanna be evil ♪
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♪ I wanna hurt flies ♪
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♪ I wanna sing songs ♪
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♪ Like the guy who cries ♪
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♪ I wanna be horrid ♪
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♪ I wanna drink booze ♪
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♪ And whatever I've got ♪
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♪ I'm eager to lose ♪
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♪ I wanna be evil ♪
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♪ Little evil me ♪
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♪ Just as mean and evil ♪
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♪ As I ♪
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♪ Can ♪
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♪ Be ♪
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Meow.
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What the hell do you
think you're doing, laddie?
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I'm just going to speak with my friend.
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Shouldn't be eyeballing
Lily Rose like that.
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She's Stompanato's girl.
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Put it in neutral, boys.
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Trust me.
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That's a fight you don't want to pick.
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Mm-hmm.
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Why don't you fellows go
jerk yourselves a soda?
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Oh, and...
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And tell Tommy,
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I'm nobody's girl.
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So, how long has it been?
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I don't believe I've seen you since...
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Marie Antoinette's coming-out party.
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And come out she did.
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Shame what happened to her.
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So what have you been up to
the past few hundred years?
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Oh, singing, carousing,
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raising hell one gin joint at a time.
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Everything was copacetic
until someone stole my ring.
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Oh, well, that is unfortunate.
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How about we cheer you up with
a healthy distraction, hmm?
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We could rent out a brothel, rob a bank.
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Oh!
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Ernie Hemingway's in town.
He's always good for a laugh.
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Well, I'm not sure
you can go out in that.
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Lucifer, that ring is the only
thing in the entire universe
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that means anything to me.
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I'm going to get it back.
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And you are going to help me.
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Uh-huh. And why would I do that?
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Because you owe me.
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Right. That.
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The Devil, solving crime.
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It's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.
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Seeing as this was long before my
police consultant days, I needed help.
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Professional help.
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Jack was a tough guy
I knew from back when.
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Bit of a hot mess since the war,
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but when it came to solving crimes,
he was the best in the business.
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Hang on.
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Why does the investigator
have to be a boy?
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My mom solves crimes all the time.
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Fine.
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As I was saying...
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Well, if it ain't Lucifer Morningstar.
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What can I do you for?
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I need to locate a rare and extremely
valuable piece of stolen jewelry.
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This ring...
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to be precise.
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Wait, stop the story.
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You're supposed to be
telling me about your ring.
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Your ring is black.
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Do you want to hear the story?
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Because I'll be perfectly
happy at the bar.
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Okay, okay. Please continue.
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Oh, thank you.
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So...
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And why would I stick my nose in?
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All right, I'm listening.
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Where'd you last see the ring?
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All right, listen, this
is a pretty rough joint.
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Trouble comes a-knocking,
best stay behind me.
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Don't worry, I've seen
my fair share of trouble.
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Yeah?
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How many Nazis you take out lately?
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At ease, soldier.
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If fisticuffs ensue, I promise
to let you have all the fun.
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So...
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Which one of these ne'er-do-wells
shall we interview first?
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Same person everyone talks to.
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Be with you in two shakes.
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What's your poison?
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Gin? Tequila?
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We're, uh, looking for
information on Lily Rose's ring.
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You know who nabbed it?
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Word on the street...
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is folks say a newcomer was seen
lurking around Lily's dressing room
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the night the ring disappeared.
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Sticky-fingered gent by
the name of Lucky Larry.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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You get a description?
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Sure, sure. Handsome.
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Kind of beefy.
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Short-haired, strong jaw.
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Usually wears a plain blue suit.
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Oh, and an eye patch.
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Well, you might have led with that.
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All right.
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Hey.
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See that fella?
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That's the face of a
rat just dying to squeal.
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You sit tight.
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I'm going to go lend him an ear.
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Oh! Lovely.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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Jack Monroe, PI.
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You got any information
on a Lucky Larry?
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Seen him around.
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Handsome, beefy, strong jaw.
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- Eye patch?
- That's the guy!
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Listen.
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I don't want any trouble, but
if you meet me out back in five,
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I might be able to get you the skinny.
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All right.
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Well...
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it appears our rat turned tail and ran.
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Yeah, he'll show.
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So, what'd you want to tell me?
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Hey, you should watch your back.
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- Ow!
- You again?
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Oh, dear! Are... Are you certain
you don't want me to get involved?
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It feels a little unsporting
just standing here.
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I take it back.
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Warmed them up for you, Mr. Stompanato.
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Thanks, boys.
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Wait, hold it!
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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I thought you said Mr. Stompanato.
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"Mr." is a man.
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Did you or did you not request
a gender-balanced narrative?
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I'm simply following your instructions.
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Perhaps you're wondering why I
gathered you here this fine evening.
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Thing is...
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I don't like folks asking
questions in my club.
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Sticking noses where they don't belong.
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So...
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if you could refrain...
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oh, I would deeply appreciate it.
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Because next time...
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I won't be so nice.
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That means you're gonna die.
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And you...
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You're lucky you're a friend of Lily's.
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But don't get too friendly.
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Enjoy your evening.
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Let's go, boys.
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Yeah, thanks for having
my six back there.
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But you told me to stay behind you,
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which wasn't easy, considering you
spent so much time on the pavement.
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So, what now?
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00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:20,550
Well, we'll check out Lucky
Larry's usual haunts in the morning.
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You know, petty thieves
are like bad pennies.
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Sooner or later, they always turn up.
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Well, then.
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I am off to trip the light fantastic
with your city's best and brightest.
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I assume you have plans of your own.
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What can I say?
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Life's one big party.
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Little did I know,
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Jack and his wife, Shirley,
were going through a rough patch.
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How are the potatoes?
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I made them with cream,
just like you like.
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Um...
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What happened with your eye?
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Nothing.
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Jack, I know you're still sore with me,
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- but you can't just...
- Excuse me.
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Lost my appetite.
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God forbid a man gets a
moment's peace around here.
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Lucky Larry?
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Give me that name again.
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I have to say, that dress
is a lovely color on you.
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What say we leave the dishes and
take it for a spin at the Copacabana?
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Well, that's sweet of you,
Mr. Morningstar, but...
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I already have my dance partner.
266
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,626
Oh.
267
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,670
At least, I thought I did.
268
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,672
All right, thanks.
269
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:13,637
If you know what's good for you,
you stay the hell away from my wife.
270
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,972
Well, I didn't think you'd mind,
271
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,516
considering you haven't said
two words to her since I arrived.
272
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,435
I just got off the
horn with my informant.
273
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,380
Apparently, Lucky Larry got into it
274
00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:23,647
with someone down
at the docks yesterday.
275
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:28,194
A, uh, bratwurst heir by the
name of William Kincannon.
276
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,947
Folks call him "Willy
the Sausage Prince."
277
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,239
Sounds like an upstanding fellow.
278
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,786
Yeah, well, we'll bust
his chops in the morning.
279
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,545
Jack, where are you going?
280
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:40,664
I, um...
281
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,501
I think it's gonna be an
early morning and, uh...
282
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,631
I'll just...
283
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,038
sleep at the office.
284
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:54,762
So, what did the missus do to
get your trousers in such a twist?
285
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,305
Cheat on you?
286
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,183
Kick your dog? Ruin your favorite shirt?
287
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,434
None of the above.
288
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,021
Couple weeks back, I...
289
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,567
went out with some of
my army pals, and...
290
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,947
a few drinks in, the
captain says to me...
291
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,827
"You and Shirley were the
best 20 bucks I ever spent."
292
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,580
Well, I thought it was fate that
brought Shirley and I together
293
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,501
in the public library that day.
294
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,753
All along, it was...
295
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,463
just about money.
296
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,524
- Shirley was a call girl?
- Yeah.
297
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,007
That's right.
298
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:35,219
And rousting me out of my
shell shock was her final trick.
299
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,512
Well.
300
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,347
Aren't you lucky
301
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,392
to benefit from the
experience your wife has gained
302
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,896
with dozens, maybe hundreds of men?
303
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,648
Firemen, barbers, sailors,
carnival barkers...
304
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,776
Yeah, I get it.
305
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,320
Well, if it bothers you so much,
why not just up stakes and leave?
306
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:57,137
Well, because I love her,
and, uh, she says she loves me.
307
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,349
So when you find out the best thing that
308
00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:01,954
ever happened to you started with a lie,
309
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,125
well, it's like building
a house on quicksand.
310
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,794
Sooner or later, it all falls apart.
311
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,297
Sorry, got lost in a daydream,
312
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,844
on account of your problem
being so extraordinarily boring.
313
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,139
Have you considered forgetting about it?
314
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,393
Have I considered forgetting about it?
315
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,435
Is that your advice?
316
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,270
Well, in my experience...
317
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,982
...problems are like
Bible salesmen, or...
318
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,567
genital warts.
319
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,447
If you pretend they're not there,
sooner or later, they disappear.
320
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,997
Can you not paint the sword first?
321
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,624
It's ridiculously heavy.
322
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,459
Perhaps you'd like a break, sir.
323
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,755
Yeah.
324
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,175
Why don't you take a load off, Willy?
325
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,760
Who the hell are you?
326
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,470
Jack Monroe, PI.
327
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,474
Lucifer Morningstar, Devil.
328
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,737
Carmina!
329
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,936
Tea!
330
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,620
My dear friend Sigmund would
have had a field day with you.
331
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,840
Where's the ring?
332
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,112
The what?
333
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,699
Never mind, I'll find it myself.
334
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,075
What are you doing?
335
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,743
What is he doing? What is he doing?
336
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,703
Can you please tell me what he's doing?
337
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,206
Hey, I wouldn't worry about that.
338
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,582
What I would worry about is,
339
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:33,087
we heard you had a pretty heated
exchange down at the docks yesterday.
340
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,590
Guy named Lucky Larry.
341
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,881
So?
342
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,219
So Lucky Larry stole my friend's
ring and then wound up dead.
343
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,676
Stabbed in the back,
some sort of fancy knife.
344
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:46,351
Wait, you think I killed him?
345
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,895
I would never.
346
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,689
I mean, I could if I
had to, but I didn't.
347
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,482
And I don't know anything about a ring.
348
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,568
Does anyone know about
your whereabouts last night?
349
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,902
Yes.
350
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,112
My portraitist.
351
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,365
I was posing as Hannibal crossing
the Alps until almost midnight.
352
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,994
The overtime fees for a rental
elephant are unconscionable.
353
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,079
How do you know Lucky Larry exactly?
354
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,300
From time to time,
355
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:23,053
I purchase a trinket
or two from Laurence.
356
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,599
How they come into his
possession, I do not ask.
357
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,020
I collect objets de guerre.
358
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,565
If he has something that
I enjoy, he calls me.
359
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,818
I just love war, don't you?
360
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,405
Sure.
361
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,655
Fifth Infantry.
362
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,077
Battle of the Bulge.
363
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,744
And now, where exactly did you serve?
364
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,830
I would have, but...
365
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,205
asthma.
366
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,666
That's why I was so
upset when Lucky Larry
367
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,294
insisted that we have our
meeting up on the docks.
368
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,296
There was dirt everywhere.
369
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,757
I'm almost certain I stepped in feces.
370
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,468
I'm beginning to think that
Willy here doesn't have the brains
371
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,594
to have nicked Lily's ring.
372
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,220
No kidding.
373
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,014
Where do you and Larry meet normally?
374
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,182
At his apartment.
375
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,100
It's not much cleaner than the docks.
376
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,813
And yes, I will have Carmina
write down the address for you.
377
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,140
Thanks.
378
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,922
- Quite a unique fellow, aren't you?
- Mm.
379
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,375
There's a word to describe you, but
I can't quite put my finger on it.
380
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,284
It's like a shower, but French.
381
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,411
Oh, I'm sure it'll come to me.
382
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,456
Hmm.
383
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,251
Private dick track
down that ring of yours?
384
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,294
Hardly.
385
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,797
Our best lead just turned up dead.
386
00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,752
Sounds like that ring
meant a lot to you.
387
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,185
I was married, a long time ago.
388
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,562
Guy named Adam.
389
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,107
Things weren't great between us.
390
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,609
Even worse between me and his father.
391
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,987
- Sorry.
- Don't be.
392
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,574
By the time they sent me
away, it was almost a relief.
393
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:11,122
I took one little piece of
that garden on the way out.
394
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,125
The stone that was in my ring.
395
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,296
I didn't like much of anything
about my life back then.
396
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,092
But I sure did love that garden.
397
00:22:26,835 --> 00:22:28,147
Anyway.
398
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,819
The ring reminds me that I
don't need Adam or his family,
399
00:22:32,822 --> 00:22:34,228
that I don't need anybody.
400
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,394
Oh, Lily.
401
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:37,523
You're married, right?
402
00:22:38,436 --> 00:22:39,567
Yeah.
403
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,695
To my high school sweetheart, Bill.
404
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,990
We got hitched just before he enlisted.
405
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,367
Wrote each other every day...
406
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,371
until he got wounded in Guadalcanal.
407
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,789
But he made it out,
408
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,585
all the way to the VA upstate.
409
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,464
But the doctors, they can't...
410
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,551
We've known each other all our lives.
411
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,471
I just can't believe...
412
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,347
I might lose him.
413
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,767
Guess I'm lucky I never got
attached to anybody that way.
414
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:15,811
Don't you say that!
415
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,440
Every day with my Bill is a gift.
416
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,320
Knowing we may not
have much time left...
417
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,199
only makes it that much sweeter.
418
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,917
Ugh!
419
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,420
Well, I don't know why
they called him Lucky Larry.
420
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:47,216
This apartment is literally the
most depressing hovel I've ever seen,
421
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,053
and I've seen Kafka's Hell loop.
422
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,935
Your friend's ring might not be here,
423
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,771
but there is plenty
of useful information.
424
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,606
- You see this rug, crumpled up?
- Mm.
425
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,986
I think this is where our killer
bopped Larry right in the kisser.
426
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,821
Larry falls backwards, here,
427
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,072
hits his head
428
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,616
right here on the table,
where you see these wood chips.
429
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,003
Mm-hmm.
430
00:24:14,006 --> 00:24:15,371
But then...
431
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,371
he shakes it off.
432
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:23,001
He gets up and he charges at
our killer. You, like this.
433
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,878
- Oh!
- He knocks the wind out of him.
434
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,970
- Sorry, pal.
- That's all right, I love role play.
435
00:24:26,973 --> 00:24:28,882
Things are looking up for our pal Larry,
436
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,561
until the killer pulls out a knife.
437
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,847
- Ah-ha!
- Larry...
438
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,807
heads to the window, but
the window was painted shut.
439
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,062
He tried, he wrenched it open.
440
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,733
He got halfway out when the killer...
441
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,028
comes over, stabs him in the back...
442
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,779
creating that
443
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,280
blood spatter.
444
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,615
Oh!
445
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,327
And then...
446
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:59,248
Larry escapes into the evening.
447
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,251
Only to expire on your doorstep.
448
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,627
I just wish we had some more evidence
449
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,048
pointing us to whoever
dusted poor old Larry.
450
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:10,801
Well, actually,
451
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,053
I might have something.
452
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,556
A very expensive cigar.
453
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,099
Well, just the tip.
454
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,227
Romeo y Julieta, a favorite
of Winston Churchill and...
455
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,312
Our old pal...
456
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,290
- Tony Stompanato.
- Tony Stompanato.
457
00:25:30,774 --> 00:25:31,960
Huh.
458
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,870
So Stompanato finds out Lucky
Larry stole his girl's ring...
459
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,509
poses as a buyer...
460
00:25:40,512 --> 00:25:41,872
gets the ring back.
461
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,832
Then kills the thief to avenge the girl.
462
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,585
But if Stompanato did all
this to impress Lily Rose...
463
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,878
Why not give her the ring?
464
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,200
Yeah.
465
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,703
Rise and shine, Stompanato.
466
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,140
That certainly explains why
he never gave Lily's ring back.
467
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,520
Looks like Mr. Stompanato's
bark was worse than his bite.
468
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,988
They took his heart.
469
00:26:51,991 --> 00:26:53,509
What do you think they did with it?
470
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,762
Well, he didn't seem the
type to wear it on his sleeve.
471
00:26:55,764 --> 00:26:56,971
I'll check the floor.
472
00:26:56,973 --> 00:26:58,191
Ugh.
473
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,269
Huh.
474
00:27:04,272 --> 00:27:07,525
Looks like we were right about
Stompanato rubbing out Lucky Larry.
475
00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:11,069
Same insignia as the knife
in Lucky Larry's back.
476
00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:13,946
But who rubbed out Stompanato?
477
00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:16,366
I think I know the answer to that.
478
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,534
A man after his own heart,
479
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:20,288
and Lily Rose's ring.
480
00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:24,834
But it appears we're
too late on both counts.
481
00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:28,169
Who would have the stones
to carve up Stompanato,
482
00:27:28,171 --> 00:27:30,755
and what's that wackadoo
symbol on his face?
483
00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:31,966
They're hieroglyphics.
484
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,968
I believe it's the Eye of Horus,
485
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,638
a sacred symbol in
ancient Egyptian culture.
486
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,683
Sacred eye.
487
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,809
I've heard that before.
488
00:27:42,811 --> 00:27:44,896
I think I know where to
find our graffiti artist.
489
00:27:56,199 --> 00:27:57,283
Hmm.
490
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,248
- Salutations.
- Bloody hell!
491
00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:07,335
Have you come seeking...
492
00:28:08,294 --> 00:28:09,752
books?
493
00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:12,716
Yeah, we have come...
494
00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:16,092
seeking books.
495
00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:17,303
Oh.
496
00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:21,055
Thought you were here for
the secret cult ceremony.
497
00:28:21,057 --> 00:28:22,724
Sorry, my friend is new.
498
00:28:22,726 --> 00:28:26,144
We are absolutely here for
the secret cult ceremony.
499
00:28:26,146 --> 00:28:28,604
If you wouldn't mind pointing
us in the right direction.
500
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:30,356
Right through that door.
501
00:28:30,358 --> 00:28:32,608
And if you haven't
mail-ordered your robes yet,
502
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:35,236
there's a few extra
hanging on the coat rack.
503
00:28:35,238 --> 00:28:36,448
Mm. Mm-hmm.
504
00:28:37,365 --> 00:28:38,531
Lovely.
505
00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:39,900
Thank you.
506
00:29:03,057 --> 00:29:05,767
Melvin the Magnificent, at your service!
507
00:29:05,769 --> 00:29:07,518
What is it with this place?
508
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,604
Board-certified priest, oracle,
509
00:29:09,606 --> 00:29:11,898
shaman, and justice of the peace.
510
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,733
How may I assist you?
511
00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:15,443
Lift a curse? Cure a nasty rash?
512
00:29:15,445 --> 00:29:18,946
I got a love spell guaranteed
to reel in a dame at 50 paces.
513
00:29:18,948 --> 00:29:21,866
We're looking for something
much stronger than that.
514
00:29:21,868 --> 00:29:25,663
Preferably Egyptian, possibly
involving the removal of a heart.
515
00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:28,208
Ah...
516
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,962
You seek the ceremony of Anubis.
517
00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:36,964
Yes, we do. We'll take
one of those, please.
518
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:38,653
Very well.
519
00:29:38,656 --> 00:29:40,136
Look over there!
520
00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:47,016
For just 12 dollars, 12 dollars,
521
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,852
our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes
522
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:52,855
this ceremonial mask, two acolytes,
523
00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,149
and a drum made from the
skin of a Vestal Virgin,
524
00:29:55,151 --> 00:29:57,026
a gilded sacrificial dagger,
525
00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,695
and one live...
526
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,488
chicken!
527
00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:03,699
It never ends well for the chicken.
528
00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:06,994
Or you might prefer
529
00:30:06,996 --> 00:30:08,248
our economy package.
530
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,289
Uh...
531
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,166
only six dollars!
532
00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:14,877
And the chicken heart comes
pre-sacrificed for your convenience.
533
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:17,129
Not accurate, historically speaking,
534
00:30:17,131 --> 00:30:18,798
but quite, uh, bloody.
535
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,133
My old friend Tutankhamen
would've loved it.
536
00:30:21,135 --> 00:30:24,929
In the modern age, we
are taught to fear death.
537
00:30:24,931 --> 00:30:27,225
But the ancients
understood that death...
538
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,141
is power.
539
00:30:32,647 --> 00:30:34,729
Did you feel powerful
540
00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:36,621
when you were holding Tommy Stompanato's
541
00:30:36,624 --> 00:30:38,558
heart in your hands
after you killed him?
542
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,323
Somebody killed Tommy Stompanato?
543
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,368
You... You can't possibly believe
that I had anything to do with that.
544
00:30:47,370 --> 00:30:49,161
Oh, yeah. We absolutely do.
545
00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:52,623
Yes, tell us, Melvin the Magnificent.
546
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,419
What is it you desire?
547
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:58,462
- I...
- Yeah...
548
00:30:58,464 --> 00:31:00,088
...want...
549
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:01,424
Yeah.
550
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:03,651
...a 1941 Pontiac Torpedo.
551
00:31:06,556 --> 00:31:09,181
Eight-cylinder engine, 103 horsepower,
552
00:31:09,183 --> 00:31:12,562
zero to forty in under
three minutes, and...
553
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,229
surprisingly affordable.
554
00:31:15,231 --> 00:31:17,940
A few of these deluxe ceremonies a week,
555
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:20,693
a couple of sacred
objects here and there,
556
00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:22,820
and I'm cruising the
open road by summer.
557
00:31:22,822 --> 00:31:24,921
You killed Stompanato and then you stole
558
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:27,408
my friend Lilith's very special ring,
559
00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:30,828
so forget the open road. The only
place you're going is downtown.
560
00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:32,081
Hold the line there, pal.
561
00:31:32,749 --> 00:31:34,707
Are you talking about
the ring of Lilith?
562
00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:36,083
Because my clients...
563
00:31:36,085 --> 00:31:41,213
uh, parishioners, would pay top dollar
for even a slightly passable fake.
564
00:31:41,215 --> 00:31:42,506
We could split the profits.
565
00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:45,426
Objects of immortality
are my bestsellers.
566
00:31:45,428 --> 00:31:49,055
Right. Can any of your "parishioners"
account for your whereabouts
567
00:31:49,057 --> 00:31:50,431
from noon to 6:00 today?
568
00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:51,849
Well, sure, I was here.
569
00:31:51,851 --> 00:31:54,268
I did four tarot card readings...
570
00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:55,521
uh, an exorcism...
571
00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:58,648
and a bar mitzvah.
572
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,067
- Oh...
- Tony Stompanato's heart was ripped out
573
00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:03,194
in an identical manner to
your little chicken scam,
574
00:32:03,196 --> 00:32:05,154
so if it wasn't you that killed him,
575
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,739
it had to be one of your customers.
576
00:32:06,741 --> 00:32:09,283
Did you tell any of them
about the ring of Lilith?
577
00:32:09,285 --> 00:32:13,329
Well, sure. I've been selling maps
to Lilith's tomb for years, but...
578
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:16,374
I couldn't tell you who bought
them on account of all the robes.
579
00:32:16,376 --> 00:32:20,254
Well, that was
a clucking waste of time.
580
00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:26,342
I'm afraid we've hit a dead end.
581
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,972
Found a few heart puns,
had a few laughs, but...
582
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:32,308
it seems you'll have to
live without your ring.
583
00:32:33,768 --> 00:32:37,605
So, why don't I repay
my debt some other way?
584
00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:43,609
A castle, a private
island, a mountain of gold?
585
00:32:43,611 --> 00:32:46,739
The world is your oyster,
and I, your concierge.
586
00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:50,743
Thousands of years, Lucifer,
587
00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:53,955
and that ring has always been with me.
588
00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:57,041
It reminds me of who I am,
589
00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:00,336
why I have done the things I've done.
590
00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:03,798
You mean, why you sent
your children to Hell?
591
00:33:04,632 --> 00:33:06,465
I gave you an army!
592
00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:08,678
An army I never asked for.
593
00:33:09,345 --> 00:33:10,636
And...
594
00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:12,849
one I didn't know I needed at the time.
595
00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:18,980
But... without them I would
have spent eternity alone, and...
596
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,316
for that, I shall be
forever in your debt.
597
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:27,572
Which is why I'm truly sorry
I couldn't get your ring back.
598
00:33:32,035 --> 00:33:33,202
So am I.
599
00:33:36,456 --> 00:33:38,163
So...
600
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:41,167
How exactly did everyone get the idea
601
00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:43,755
it's the ring that makes
you immortal, anyway?
602
00:33:43,758 --> 00:33:44,964
Hmm?
603
00:33:46,883 --> 00:33:47,884
Uh...
604
00:33:48,551 --> 00:33:52,386
So I hitch a ride through the
Americas with this explorer,
605
00:33:52,388 --> 00:33:53,846
Hernán Cortés,
606
00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:57,975
obsessed with gold, rains bloodshed
and terror wherever he goes.
607
00:33:57,977 --> 00:33:58,978
A real wet blanket.
608
00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,424
I split the second we
hit land and hook up with this
609
00:34:03,425 --> 00:34:07,317
strapping Aztec warrior.
610
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,704
Montezuma.
611
00:34:10,531 --> 00:34:14,450
We have a few drinks,
he asks if I'm a virgin.
612
00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:18,871
I say yes because that always
got the folks in Spain going.
613
00:34:18,873 --> 00:34:20,581
- Mm-hmm.
- Next thing I know,
614
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,667
some priest fellas are
throwing me in a volcano.
615
00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:24,962
I survive, and...
616
00:34:25,587 --> 00:34:27,531
somebody writes it on a stone tablet.
617
00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,131
You know how these things start.
618
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,759
I do.
619
00:34:31,761 --> 00:34:33,137
Mortals.
620
00:34:33,846 --> 00:34:36,472
Wouldn't mind seeing the
look on that thief's face
621
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:39,725
when they realize that that
ring doesn't do a damn thing.
622
00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:41,810
Hold on.
623
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,391
The ring doesn't work,
624
00:34:44,394 --> 00:34:47,693
which means the thief will be
looking for a way to make it work.
625
00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:54,447
Lilith, I believe I've found
a way to get your ring back.
626
00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:58,305
All we need is a high priest,
a jeweler, and a distraction.
627
00:35:01,716 --> 00:35:04,967
Thanks to a certain high priest-
cum-magic school freshman I know,
628
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,885
the word is out that
your ring only works
629
00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:09,388
when it's attached to
this rather gaudy bangle.
630
00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:12,599
So whoever stole the ring
will come back for this...
631
00:35:12,601 --> 00:35:13,892
bracelet.
632
00:35:13,894 --> 00:35:15,477
The thief waits till you're on stage
633
00:35:15,479 --> 00:35:17,688
and sneaks into your
dressing room just as before,
634
00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:20,315
except this time, our
pal Jack will be watching.
635
00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,985
Jack catches thief, thief gives up ring,
636
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:26,030
and before you know it, that little
piece of Eden will be back on your finger
637
00:35:26,032 --> 00:35:27,742
where it belongs.
638
00:35:33,497 --> 00:35:34,864
Hey...
639
00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:40,961
I appreciate you doing this.
640
00:35:40,963 --> 00:35:43,132
Well, your friend Lucifer
said you needed me.
641
00:35:43,799 --> 00:35:46,216
But when this is over, I'm
taking the bus to Des Moines.
642
00:35:46,218 --> 00:35:48,137
I'm gonna move back in with my mother.
643
00:35:52,224 --> 00:35:53,517
Okay, so...
644
00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:57,186
When Lily gives the cue,
you take the bracelet.
645
00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:59,605
- Okay?
- And then I parade it around the club,
646
00:35:59,607 --> 00:36:02,401
take it back to the dressing
room, put it in the safe.
647
00:36:03,253 --> 00:36:04,487
Wait.
648
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:08,941
Just, uh...
649
00:36:10,409 --> 00:36:11,823
Be careful, okay?
650
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,874
I'm gonna need more than that, Jack.
651
00:36:20,669 --> 00:36:23,297
All this time you've spent on Earth...
652
00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:27,051
have you ever connected with a human?
653
00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:30,260
I've connected with thousands of humans.
654
00:36:30,262 --> 00:36:32,930
Once, Caligula and I made a human train
655
00:36:32,932 --> 00:36:36,310
- of 37...
- I'm not talking about sex, Lucifer.
656
00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:39,689
I'm talking...
657
00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:41,893
about an emotional connection.
658
00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:43,232
Oh!
659
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:46,110
Absolutely not.
660
00:36:46,112 --> 00:36:48,779
It would take a literal miracle
for me to want something like that,
661
00:36:48,781 --> 00:36:51,782
and I'm fairly certain my father's
not handing those out anymore.
662
00:36:51,784 --> 00:36:53,768
Why?
663
00:36:53,771 --> 00:36:55,205
Just wondering.
664
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:02,543
Take my wife. Please!
665
00:37:06,173 --> 00:37:09,925
Abe Gantz, the funniest
man in Manhattan!
666
00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:15,848
By special request,
667
00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:19,852
I'm going to sing a song that's
been a favorite of mine for a while.
668
00:37:19,854 --> 00:37:20,896
Ah!
669
00:37:21,522 --> 00:37:22,881
Truth is, I'm...
670
00:37:24,014 --> 00:37:25,149
Just one dollar.
671
00:37:25,151 --> 00:37:29,488
...not sure I ever really understood
what it meant until just now.
672
00:37:31,157 --> 00:37:32,825
Oh!
673
00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:35,826
Sorry about that, folks.
674
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:39,537
Had this old thing for forever,
and it always gets in the way.
675
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:42,710
How about a little costume
change before we get started?
676
00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:49,008
Be a doll and put this
in my safe, will you?
677
00:38:05,566 --> 00:38:11,361
♪ There's a saying old
Says that love is blind ♪
678
00:38:11,363 --> 00:38:16,493
♪ Still we're often told
"Seek and ye shall find" ♪
679
00:38:17,411 --> 00:38:21,580
♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad ♪
680
00:38:21,582 --> 00:38:27,421
♪ I've had in mind ♪
681
00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:33,517
♪ Looking everywhere
Haven't found him yet ♪
682
00:38:34,762 --> 00:38:39,934
♪ He's the big affair I cannot forget ♪
683
00:38:40,643 --> 00:38:46,774
♪ Only lad I ever think of with regret ♪
684
00:38:51,987 --> 00:38:56,615
♪ I'd like to add his initial ♪
685
00:38:56,617 --> 00:38:59,411
♪ To my monogram ♪
686
00:39:01,747 --> 00:39:06,792
♪ Tell me where is the shepherd ♪
687
00:39:06,794 --> 00:39:11,796
♪ For this lost lamb? ♪
688
00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:19,136
♪ There's a somebody
I'm longin' to see ♪
689
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:22,182
♪ I hope that he ♪
690
00:39:22,184 --> 00:39:25,894
♪ Turns out to be ♪
691
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:30,148
♪ Someone who'll watch ♪
692
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:34,382
♪ Over me ♪
693
00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:43,203
♪ I'm a little lamb
Who's lost in the wood ♪
694
00:39:43,205 --> 00:39:49,128
♪ I know I could always be good ♪
695
00:39:50,461 --> 00:39:54,338
♪ To one who'll watch ♪
696
00:39:54,341 --> 00:39:58,844
♪ Over me ♪
697
00:40:05,978 --> 00:40:08,814
Lucifer Morningstar!
698
00:40:13,867 --> 00:40:15,112
Jack!
699
00:40:16,864 --> 00:40:18,238
Thank God you're okay.
700
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,866
There's a man in Lily's dressing room.
701
00:40:20,868 --> 00:40:23,787
I made sure he saw me put the bracelet
in the safe, just like you said.
702
00:40:24,496 --> 00:40:26,455
Go, before he gets away!
703
00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:28,165
You're an angel, Shirl.
704
00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,460
- Go.
- Okay.
705
00:40:40,429 --> 00:40:41,827
Hands in the air.
706
00:40:44,287 --> 00:40:45,491
Back up.
707
00:40:46,185 --> 00:40:47,639
Back up slowly.
708
00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:51,315
Turn around.
709
00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:00,071
You killed Tommy Stompanato?
710
00:41:00,074 --> 00:41:01,533
And I took the ring.
711
00:41:03,202 --> 00:41:08,791
And I performed the ceremony of
Anubis to unlock its ancient power.
712
00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:10,834
And now...
713
00:41:11,794 --> 00:41:13,459
I...
714
00:41:13,462 --> 00:41:15,503
am...
715
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:16,757
immortal!
716
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,927
Well, the wackadoo that
killed Tommy Stompanato.
717
00:41:21,929 --> 00:41:23,845
Willy? I didn't think you had it in you.
718
00:41:23,847 --> 00:41:27,224
Larry should have never
sold Stompanato that ring.
719
00:41:27,226 --> 00:41:29,103
Neither of them even knew what they had.
720
00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:34,815
I knew all about the ring.
721
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,524
I'm the one who hired
Lucky Larry to steal it.
722
00:41:38,181 --> 00:41:40,141
Now put the gun down and hand it over.
723
00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:45,396
Gertie.
724
00:41:45,398 --> 00:41:46,397
How could you?
725
00:41:46,399 --> 00:41:48,234
Because it was my plan.
726
00:41:49,277 --> 00:41:50,693
I tracked down the ring.
727
00:41:50,695 --> 00:41:54,530
I told Lucky Larry how
and when to steal it.
728
00:41:54,532 --> 00:41:56,201
I even told him he could have everything
729
00:41:56,204 --> 00:41:57,871
in the safe if he just gave me the ring.
730
00:41:58,786 --> 00:42:00,368
And what'd he do?
731
00:42:00,371 --> 00:42:03,831
Sold it to some lovesick
wiseguy who wound up killing him.
732
00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:04,916
Time out!
733
00:42:04,918 --> 00:42:07,376
So both Gertie and Willy
learned about the ring
734
00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:09,170
from Melvin the Magnificent?
735
00:42:09,172 --> 00:42:10,298
Correct. Mm.
736
00:42:11,466 --> 00:42:14,133
Gertie hired Lucky
Larry to steal the ring,
737
00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:16,470
but instead he betrayed her and sold
738
00:42:16,473 --> 00:42:18,804
it to Stompanato for a higher price.
739
00:42:18,806 --> 00:42:21,307
But then Stompanato
killed Larry out of revenge
740
00:42:21,309 --> 00:42:23,309
for stealing his girl's
ring in the first place?
741
00:42:23,311 --> 00:42:24,977
Indeed. But...
742
00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:26,729
unfortunately for Stompanato,
743
00:42:26,731 --> 00:42:29,440
Willy the Sausage Prince
also wanted the ring,
744
00:42:29,442 --> 00:42:31,400
and rips the mobster's heart out
745
00:42:31,402 --> 00:42:35,196
in an all-too-real version of Melvin
the Magnificent's fake cult ceremony
746
00:42:35,198 --> 00:42:36,572
in order to make it work.
747
00:42:36,574 --> 00:42:37,617
Huh?
748
00:42:39,077 --> 00:42:41,827
Forget it, Trix. It's Chinatown.
749
00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:43,246
It's what?
750
00:42:43,248 --> 00:42:46,334
Never mind. Would you like to
hear the rest of the story or not?
751
00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:49,334
Now, I don't want to hurt anyone.
752
00:42:49,337 --> 00:42:50,795
But I need to save Bill.
753
00:42:50,797 --> 00:42:53,422
Jewelry isn't going to
save your husband, Gertie.
754
00:42:53,424 --> 00:42:54,998
You're lying!
755
00:42:55,001 --> 00:42:56,717
You're lying.
756
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,886
I saw you that night in the alley.
757
00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:00,179
You got caught in the crossfire
758
00:43:00,181 --> 00:43:03,266
between the Stompanato Boys
and the Brooklyn Bridge Gang.
759
00:43:03,268 --> 00:43:07,645
You got shot half a dozen
times and walked away.
760
00:43:07,647 --> 00:43:08,563
I see.
761
00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:11,816
But that had nothing
to do with a magic ring.
762
00:43:11,818 --> 00:43:13,568
There's no such thing.
763
00:43:13,570 --> 00:43:14,694
That can't be true.
764
00:43:14,696 --> 00:43:18,030
Let's just settle this rigamarole
once and for all, shall we?
765
00:43:18,032 --> 00:43:19,185
What?
766
00:43:23,371 --> 00:43:24,537
You shot me!
767
00:43:24,539 --> 00:43:25,663
Yes, I did.
768
00:43:25,665 --> 00:43:27,000
I'm bleeding out.
769
00:43:27,917 --> 00:43:29,416
Bleeding out.
770
00:43:29,419 --> 00:43:33,756
Well, that's a lot of bellyaching
for a guy who loves war.
771
00:43:39,929 --> 00:43:40,972
It's not real.
772
00:43:44,767 --> 00:43:45,891
I can't save him.
773
00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:47,645
Of course you can't.
774
00:43:48,396 --> 00:43:52,982
So why risk everything trying?
775
00:43:52,984 --> 00:43:54,652
Gertie, you could have died.
776
00:43:58,031 --> 00:43:59,113
My stomach...
777
00:43:59,115 --> 00:44:00,325
We all die, Lily.
778
00:44:02,368 --> 00:44:03,411
And that's okay.
779
00:44:06,331 --> 00:44:07,635
Truth is...
780
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:11,961
I'd rather die today trying
to save the man I love...
781
00:44:14,505 --> 00:44:16,174
than live forever without him.
782
00:44:25,558 --> 00:44:26,893
Oh, Gertie.
783
00:44:30,813 --> 00:44:33,189
I am too rich to go to jail!
784
00:44:33,191 --> 00:44:34,523
No!
785
00:44:34,525 --> 00:44:36,819
You call my father! Call my father!
786
00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:40,698
Call my father!
787
00:44:45,578 --> 00:44:47,205
There's two ways this can go.
788
00:44:48,915 --> 00:44:51,457
Either the Sausage Prince
gets what's coming to him
789
00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:53,959
and we pin Stompanato for the rest,
790
00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:55,672
or we get the lady bartender involved.
791
00:44:56,881 --> 00:44:58,800
Your call if you want to press charges.
792
00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:09,477
Let her enjoy whatever
time Bill has left.
793
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:18,903
Well, you're an odd
duck, but it's been...
794
00:45:19,696 --> 00:45:21,112
It's been real interesting.
795
00:45:21,114 --> 00:45:22,488
Mm.
796
00:45:22,490 --> 00:45:24,033
You take care of yourself, kid.
797
00:45:26,285 --> 00:45:27,702
You too, old man.
798
00:45:35,128 --> 00:45:36,586
Hey, Shirl.
799
00:45:36,589 --> 00:45:37,922
Um...
800
00:45:38,673 --> 00:45:40,174
So what time's your bus?
801
00:45:41,509 --> 00:45:42,852
Midnight.
802
00:45:45,664 --> 00:45:46,848
Oh, yeah.
803
00:45:48,099 --> 00:45:50,977
So if you hurry, um,
you can still make it.
804
00:45:53,571 --> 00:45:54,731
Yeah.
805
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,488
Shirl!
806
00:46:07,368 --> 00:46:08,868
Um...
807
00:46:08,871 --> 00:46:10,079
I, uh...
808
00:46:11,497 --> 00:46:12,957
I was thinking if...
809
00:46:14,959 --> 00:46:16,797
If it's all right with you...
810
00:46:19,589 --> 00:46:21,235
maybe I could come with you.
811
00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:24,802
It's a long ride to Des Moines, Jack.
812
00:46:26,961 --> 00:46:28,112
Good.
813
00:46:30,308 --> 00:46:31,642
Give us a chance to talk.
814
00:46:34,187 --> 00:46:35,633
Come here.
815
00:46:45,448 --> 00:46:48,657
So, ring returned, favor repaid.
816
00:46:48,659 --> 00:46:50,119
See you in a few hundred years.
817
00:46:53,797 --> 00:46:55,039
No.
818
00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:59,335
Well, you drive a hard bargain, but
fine, I'll throw in a castle as well.
819
00:46:59,337 --> 00:47:02,673
I have a lovely 22-bedroom in
Austria, hardly got bombed at all.
820
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:05,299
I don't want a castle.
821
00:47:05,301 --> 00:47:07,386
Well, now you're just being difficult.
822
00:47:08,221 --> 00:47:09,627
Cortés.
823
00:47:10,973 --> 00:47:12,306
Montezuma.
824
00:47:12,308 --> 00:47:14,185
Willy the Sausage Prince.
825
00:47:15,102 --> 00:47:17,188
They all think they
want to live forever.
826
00:47:18,981 --> 00:47:21,984
But they already have
something so much more precious.
827
00:47:23,694 --> 00:47:25,112
Gertie was right.
828
00:47:26,906 --> 00:47:28,449
It's knowing there's an end.
829
00:47:30,409 --> 00:47:32,453
That's what makes the rest of it count.
830
00:47:33,579 --> 00:47:36,118
That's what connects
them to one another.
831
00:47:36,916 --> 00:47:40,336
What makes them brave, even
when they have no reason to be.
832
00:47:42,344 --> 00:47:44,632
I think I've been immortal long enough.
833
00:48:00,982 --> 00:48:03,451
I want you to have it.
834
00:48:06,112 --> 00:48:08,865
Once you do this, there's no going back.
835
00:48:09,991 --> 00:48:11,325
Are you sure?
836
00:48:13,335 --> 00:48:14,535
Just one thing.
837
00:48:14,537 --> 00:48:16,789
And it never ends with you, does it?
838
00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:19,624
Although I suppose it will now.
839
00:48:22,879 --> 00:48:25,798
Would you like me to bring
your children up to say goodbye?
840
00:48:27,508 --> 00:48:29,510
And undo everything
they've learned in Hell?
841
00:48:30,013 --> 00:48:31,262
Never.
842
00:48:32,305 --> 00:48:33,764
My children are perfect.
843
00:48:34,908 --> 00:48:36,068
They can't be...
844
00:48:36,726 --> 00:48:38,853
banished, because they have no home.
845
00:48:39,604 --> 00:48:42,897
Can't be abandoned,
because they have no family.
846
00:48:42,899 --> 00:48:45,733
They'll never be cast out
of the proverbial garden.
847
00:48:45,735 --> 00:48:48,070
You can never tell them what
I've done today, Lucifer.
848
00:48:50,489 --> 00:48:52,575
Not if they are going to be unbreakable.
849
00:48:53,618 --> 00:48:54,911
Well, you have my word.
850
00:48:56,787 --> 00:48:58,203
Well...
851
00:48:58,205 --> 00:49:00,082
I never thought I'd say this, but...
852
00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,125
enjoy the rest of your life.
853
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,966
Right back at you.
854
00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:41,958
That ring has Lilith's
immortality inside it?
855
00:49:44,168 --> 00:49:45,542
Yes.
856
00:49:45,544 --> 00:49:46,796
I suppose it does.
857
00:49:48,214 --> 00:49:52,301
Though, as far as I'm concerned,
the only thing special about it is...
858
00:49:54,345 --> 00:49:56,055
it reminds me of an old friend.
859
00:49:58,683 --> 00:50:01,141
So, what happened to Jack and Shirley?
860
00:50:01,143 --> 00:50:03,018
Did they live happily ever after?
861
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:06,230
Well, they moved to Des Moines, so...
862
00:50:06,233 --> 00:50:07,307
probably not.
863
00:50:08,901 --> 00:50:10,973
My mom says dealing with your problems
864
00:50:10,976 --> 00:50:12,782
is the only way to get past them.
865
00:50:14,031 --> 00:50:17,243
I bet Jack and Shirley talked the
whole bus ride and fixed everything.
866
00:50:18,911 --> 00:50:20,160
Yes.
867
00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:21,455
Yes, perhaps they did.
868
00:50:23,124 --> 00:50:24,415
Right.
869
00:50:24,417 --> 00:50:25,626
Story time's over.
870
00:50:35,052 --> 00:50:37,970
Thanks, Lucifer. This was fun.
871
00:50:37,972 --> 00:50:39,640
Don't exaggerate.
872
00:50:48,315 --> 00:50:49,692
You got the story?
873
00:50:57,908 --> 00:50:59,535
I taught you well, kid.
874
00:51:03,956 --> 00:51:06,834
Once upon a time, the
Devil went to New York City.
875
00:51:07,501 --> 00:51:09,628
The year was 1946.
876
00:51:53,089 --> 00:51:54,590
Are you Lily Rose?
877
00:51:58,385 --> 00:51:59,595
Who wants to know?
878
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,931
It's me.
879
00:52:02,934 --> 00:52:04,580
Mazikeen.
880
00:52:07,485 --> 00:52:11,658
Lucifer told you that
I was here, didn't he?
881
00:52:12,982 --> 00:52:16,818
You'd think the Devil would be
better at keeping his trap shut.
882
00:52:16,821 --> 00:52:19,321
No, I found you all on my own.
883
00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:20,970
Have you...
884
00:52:20,973 --> 00:52:23,325
been here all this time?
885
00:52:23,327 --> 00:52:25,871
I gave something a
shot. It didn't work out.
886
00:52:26,956 --> 00:52:28,372
That's it?
887
00:52:28,374 --> 00:52:30,042
That's all you have to say to me?
888
00:52:31,293 --> 00:52:32,545
What do you want from me?
889
00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,132
I wanted to come and see you.
890
00:52:40,951 --> 00:52:43,245
I wanted to know why you abandoned us.
891
00:52:45,182 --> 00:52:46,600
Why you abandoned me.
892
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,253
I did it to make you
strong, and it worked.
893
00:52:52,606 --> 00:52:54,066
Just look at you.
894
00:52:54,977 --> 00:52:58,606
I can see you don't need anyone.
895
00:53:05,161 --> 00:53:06,783
Yeah.
896
00:53:06,786 --> 00:53:08,777
Look at me.
897
00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:26,189
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