1 00:00:02,295 --> 00:00:04,015 Previously on Young Sheldon: 2 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:08,927 - Well, we covered football, and grandkids. - Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about. 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,721 - We forgot about your ex-husband. - Ha, ha! 4 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,598 The one you're dating. 5 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,226 Well, I know not to piss him off during a hail storm. 6 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:19,270 Did he tell you I was naked when he locked me out? 7 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:23,107 What were you doing naked with a golf club in a hail storm? 8 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,236 I know, it was the '70s. 9 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:28,696 I was just calling to let you know I read your paper. 10 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,782 The masses for your neutrinos are impossible. 11 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:34,994 I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch. 12 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,664 I know credits are usually listed alphabetically 13 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,166 but I'm fine with my name going second. 14 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:42,669 I'm not putting your name on it in any way. 15 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:43,753 Grant Linkletter. 16 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:47,882 Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work and is using it in his own paper. 17 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:51,052 How dare you accuse me of plagiarism! 18 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,471 I don't want to see you in my class anymore. 19 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:58,851 I see, Dr. Sturgis. 20 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,481 Yes, that is unforgivable behavior. 21 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:05,441 Okay, bye. 22 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:10,363 - Did he apologize? - No, he is very upset with you. 23 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:11,531 Well, I'm upset with him. 24 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:13,116 That doesn't excuse you 25 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:16,160 from trying to get him in trouble by calling Dr. Linkletter. 26 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:20,331 Who else was I supposed to tattle to? I doubt his mother's still alive. 27 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:25,128 Sheldon I understand why you're upset. But you still owe him an apology. 28 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:27,046 Then you don't understand. 29 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:31,759 Well, for now, it sounds like you two could use a little quiet time. 30 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:34,762 Fine. I'll switch over to Dr. Linkletter's class. 31 00:01:34,846 --> 00:01:37,682 He's a foot taller than Sturgis and can reach more of the chalkboard. 32 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,350 What I meant was... 33 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:43,271 Maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes. 34 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,732 What? Why? I've gotten straight A's. 35 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,735 I know you're smart enough for college. 36 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,321 I'm just not sure you're mature enough. 37 00:01:51,404 --> 00:01:54,574 Well it appears you've backed me into a corner. 38 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,577 I would throw a tantrum right now but that would just prove your point. 39 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:00,288 Where are you going? 40 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,498 To play with my trains. 41 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:06,044 Which may sound immature, but it's a hobby many old men enjoy. 42 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,006 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 43 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:13,217 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 44 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,595 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 45 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:18,348 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 46 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:22,602 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 47 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,987 I'm the only cheerleader you should be looking at. 48 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,782 Ahh... Uh. I was trying to find you. 49 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:38,409 - Just wanted to wish you a good game. - Thank you. 50 00:02:38,493 --> 00:02:40,620 - I'm gonna be cheering for you. - Great. 51 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,747 Unless I catch you looking at someone else. 52 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,707 - Then you'll regret it. - No. Heh. 53 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,500 I'm not kidding. 54 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:49,837 Hi, George. 55 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,799 Oh, hey, Miss Hutchins. 56 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:54,884 I don't think I've seen you at a game before. 57 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:59,514 Well, it's Friday, and I promised my therapist I'd try one new thing a week. 58 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,641 And you picked football, good for you. 59 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,018 I don't suppose Sheldon's here. 60 00:03:04,102 --> 00:03:07,355 No, he don't much care for outdoor sports. 61 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:08,856 Or sports. 62 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:10,233 Or the outdoors. 63 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,527 I was hoping I'd have someone to sit with. 64 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,570 - Sorry. - That's okay. 65 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:17,323 It was my fault for letting myself feel hope. 66 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,660 You're welcome to watch from the sidelines. 67 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:21,953 Thanks. 68 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:26,207 Watching life go by from the sidelines is kind of my thing. 69 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,000 Hey, head's up! 70 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,132 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 71 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,717 I don't think so. 72 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,135 Call an ambulance. 73 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,218 Yes, all right. 74 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,179 Don't worry, we're gonna get you taken care of. 75 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:44,100 If I die, tell my therapist I hate him. 76 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,812 And who says you have to be mature to go to college? 77 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,313 I've seen Animal House. 78 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,733 - You have? - Well, I've seen the poster. 79 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:54,235 Those people are not college material. 80 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:57,321 Moonpie, I know you don't like to hear this, but there are 81 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,950 some things in life that can only be learned in time. 82 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,119 So you must have learned them all, huh? 83 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,412 Get out of my house. 84 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,126 - Hang in there. - I'm hanging. 85 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,421 Hey, this will be quite a story to tell your grandkids. 86 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:16,758 I live alone, I'm single I don't think grandkids are in the picture. 87 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:21,596 Oh, well. I got a wife and kids. It's overrated. 88 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,850 And then my mother said I wasn't mature enough for college. 89 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,185 Can you believe that? 90 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:30,354 - Absolutely. - So, you're on their side too? 91 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:35,193 I'm Vietnamese. In my culture, until your parents die, you're basically a baby. 92 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:38,780 - Really? - My grandma still treats my dad like a child. 93 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:43,826 At dinner, he can't sit until she sits. And he can't speak until he's spoken to. 94 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:47,747 - I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese. - It's not as fun as I make it look. 95 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:52,877 Well, you can't bring her home to an empty apartment. 96 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,047 Bring her here and we'll look after her until she's back on her feet. 97 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,132 - Are you sure? - Of course. 98 00:04:58,216 --> 00:04:59,634 We'll set her up in Georgie's room. 99 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,552 Thanks, Mary. See you in a bit. 100 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:03,054 Hey, George? 101 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:06,140 It's real nice of you taking care of her like this. 102 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:08,559 Well, it was kind of my fault. 103 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:10,520 Kind of? It was all your fault. 104 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:11,603 Bye. 105 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:14,315 Hey. 106 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,025 Hey. How'd we do? 107 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,027 - You didn't miss anything. - That bad. 108 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,530 I can safely say you saw the best hit of the night. 109 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,866 How's she doing? 110 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:26,536 Well, not bad. 111 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,329 Could be worse. 112 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,122 Little whiplash. 113 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:33,793 Couple of bruised ribs, broken arm, 114 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,670 and collar bone. 115 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:36,879 But that's it. 116 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:39,632 Funny how you jumped out of the way and let her get clobbered. 117 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,133 I did not jump out of the way. 118 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:43,928 Oh, yeah you did. They got you on tape. 119 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,223 Okay, fine. But that was pure instinct. 120 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,852 Besides, she shouldn't have been standing on the sideline. 121 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,270 Why was she there? 122 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:55,064 I told her she could. 123 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,983 Oh, man. You must feel terrible. 124 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,234 Of course I do. 125 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:00,361 I mean, it's all on you. 126 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:03,364 - You done? - Oh, baby. 127 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,074 I'm just getting started. 128 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:11,455 Oh, you poor dear. Come on in. 129 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,000 Thanks. I hope I'm not putting you out. 130 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,126 Of course not. 131 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,753 Hey, Sheldon. 132 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:21,048 Can you believe my mother said I can't go to college? 133 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:29,390 So you just put her in my room without consulting me? 134 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:33,686 - Consult you? Who cares what you think. - Well, I ain't gonna sleep on the couch. 135 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:37,023 It's just for a few nights until she can take care of herself. 136 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:38,858 Can I at least stay at Meemaws? 137 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,776 If you promise not to come back. 138 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,945 Why'd you gotta be so mean to me? 139 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,447 Just feels right. 140 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,578 And then after Dr. Sturgis incorporated my math, 141 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,663 he refused to give me a co-author credit. 142 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:54,749 Sheldon she doesn't want to hear about that. 143 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,125 It's okay. 144 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,794 So when your bones broke did you hear it crunch? 145 00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:00,171 No. 146 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,381 Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth? 147 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,423 No. 148 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,384 I don't know how my mom kisses him. 149 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:09,513 Next up we have this... 150 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,265 Who buys this crap? 151 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,644 Me after three beers. 152 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:18,272 I mean, look at this damn thing. What was I thinking. 153 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,027 Can I ask you a personal question? 154 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,570 You're not in my will. 155 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:26,197 It's about my girlfriend. 156 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,908 - Uh-oh. - Nothing bad. 157 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,661 It's just I've been seeing Jana for a while now and 158 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,704 I like her fine. 159 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:36,874 But it feels like she's getting more serious than I wanna be. 160 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,460 Georgie, until you're married, 161 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,296 you are not tied down to anybody. 162 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:44,298 You just go ahead and do whatever you want. 163 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:46,300 Play the field, have some fun. 164 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,845 Interesting. That's what Dale said too. 165 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,722 Oh, did he? 166 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:54,599 Yeah. 167 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,687 - My boyfriend. - Yeah. 168 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,817 If I don't go to college, what am I supposed to do? 169 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,860 Spend all my days in high school? 170 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:06,237 How sad is that? 171 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:08,698 Pretty sad. 172 00:08:08,781 --> 00:08:10,282 You always did get me. 173 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,827 Sounds like you're feeling misunderstood. 174 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:18,666 I am. By Dr. Sturgis, my mother, and possibly the entire Vietnamese culture. 175 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:23,295 Do you understand that I'm in a little bit of pain right now? 176 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:26,298 Oh, I'm sorry. I should be exhibiting compassion. 177 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:27,717 Aww. 178 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,968 Wait, I can do better. 179 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,052 Aww. 180 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:31,761 Nailed it. 181 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,140 Time for your pain pill. 182 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:36,475 Be careful. You could become addicted and lose your job. 183 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,978 - Which is all you have. - Get out of here. 184 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,648 Thank you. 185 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:46,152 You comfortable? Get you anything else? 186 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,904 No, I'm okay. 187 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:52,033 You've been so kind, welcoming me into your home. 188 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:53,451 It's the least we could do. 189 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:57,455 It's so nice to be around a family like this. 190 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:03,919 I've been alone for so long. 191 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:07,298 Honestly, if it weren't for the cats I'd have no one. 192 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,592 Oh, wait. The cats. 193 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,552 I abandoned Edgar and Allan. 194 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,137 Edgar and Allan? 195 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,680 Poe ran away. 196 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:17,349 Would you please go feed them and tell them I love them? 197 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:21,062 Any chance this could wait till the morning? 198 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,646 I guess. 199 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,275 Where are you off to? 200 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,401 Cats! 201 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:30,988 So you think he's seeing somebody else? 202 00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,699 I don't think I should be talking about this, he's my boss. 203 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,993 Well he's my boyfriend so spill it. 204 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,872 It's weird when old people say boyfriend. 205 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,208 Fine, my lover. 206 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,710 - Well that's worse. - Then talk! 207 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:48,255 The only woman I've really seen him with is his ex-wife. 208 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:50,257 Oh, yeah but he hates her. 209 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:51,341 Don't seem like it. 210 00:09:52,802 --> 00:09:54,470 What do you mean by that? 211 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,764 - They seem friendly. - How friendly? 212 00:09:56,847 --> 00:10:00,351 - I don't know. He's nice to her. - How nice? 213 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,686 Do you mind? I'm trying to watch this. 214 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:14,782 Son of a bitch! 215 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,535 Here Edgar or Allan! Whichever the hell one you are! 216 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,453 They ever leave the store together? 217 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,330 Can I please just go to bed? 218 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,332 Just answer the damn question. 219 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,793 I feel like I'm gonna get fired for this. 220 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:29,839 Georgie, don't worry. Anything you say is gonna stay right here. 221 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,632 But you lie all the time. 222 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,134 I learned to lie from you. 223 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,427 See what a special bond we have? 224 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:37,221 Now answer the damn question! 225 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:46,480 - Why were you gone for so long? - I don't want to talk about it. 226 00:10:57,158 --> 00:10:59,243 - Whoa. - What's that? 227 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,662 It's a ghost detector that came in my cereal box. 228 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:05,916 It's just a piece of paper. 229 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,002 Then why did it move in my hand? 230 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,336 From perspiration. 231 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,546 Or ghosts. 232 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,507 Morning. 233 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:16,302 Did you check on Miss Hutchins? Is she still alive? 234 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,013 'Course she is, why? 235 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,347 No reason. 236 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,141 I'm gonna go eat breakfast with her. 237 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,018 Sheldon, just let her rest. 238 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,145 It's okay, she enjoys my company. 239 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,981 Also, she understands what I'm going through with Dr. Sturgis. 240 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,107 Excuse me, 241 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:33,777 I am just trying to help you grow up to be a functional adult. 242 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,655 Me? This one's looking for cereal ghosts. 243 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,240 Looking for and found them. 244 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:40,910 I don't care. You are not ready for college. 245 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,579 If it were up to you I'd still be in grade school. 246 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:48,042 If you think this is mature behavior, it isn't! 247 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,673 Being a mom's hard, isn't it? 248 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,674 Sometimes. 249 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,679 If you ever wanna talk about it, I'm here for you. 250 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,097 Oh, it's moving again. 251 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:04,642 You're so lucky. 252 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,646 You're gonna have to walk me through that. 253 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:12,816 Well, you don't have anyone in your house telling you can or can't do. 254 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,277 Right, Sheldon. I don't have anyone. 255 00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:16,820 I just said that. 256 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,864 Are you becoming a drug addict already? 257 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:20,074 Morning. 258 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:23,452 Got you some Shipley's donuts and coffee. 259 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,538 - What happened to your face? - Oh, uh... 260 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,707 Either Edgar or Allan. 261 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,417 Oh, that was Edgar. 262 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,253 He can be a rascal. 263 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,759 - Good morning. - Morning. 264 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,221 - Did you sleep good? - Yeah. 265 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,683 - Want some pancakes? - Sure. 266 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,643 Just one more question about Dale. 267 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:48,769 Bye. 268 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,862 Here we go, nice little bite-sized pieces. 269 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,824 Thanks, George, but I think I can manage. 270 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,242 Oh, no, my pleasure. 271 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,078 He feels so guilty, he'll do anything you ask him. 272 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,081 - That's enough. - He bought me an Easy-Bake oven 273 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,915 when he closed the car door on my thumb. 274 00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:13,585 Unlike my mother who feels no guilt after hurting her children. 275 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,463 How dare you. I am trying to keep you safe 276 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,924 until such time as you can make adult decisions. 277 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,008 I can make them now. 278 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,302 Hey, hey. We have a guest. 279 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,095 Let's pretend like we like each other. 280 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,848 Mary, do you grace thing. 281 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,979 - You okay with Mexican? - Oh, yeah, terrific. 282 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,107 All right, now I got Tums in the glove box for the ride home. 283 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,275 Great. 284 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,154 So you talk to June lately? 285 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,115 A couple days, why? 286 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,533 Oh, no reason. 287 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,869 I was just kind of thinking of calling her myself. 288 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,079 I mean, if you're okay with that. 289 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:52,249 You wanna call my ex-wife, go ahead and call her. 290 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,376 Well, I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable. 291 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,879 - Yeah, you would. - Yeah, I would. 292 00:13:58,047 --> 00:14:00,841 I think it's nice you all get along as well as you do. 293 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,217 Mm-hm. 294 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,719 Where are we going with this? 295 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,180 Oh, nothing, just conversation. 296 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,264 Okay. 297 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,100 - You sleeping with her? - Lord, no. 298 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,311 She's my ex-wife, come on. 299 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:16,315 Oh, my gosh. What kind of sicko sleeps with their ex-wife? 300 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,193 Where is this coming from? Are you jealous? 301 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,276 No. 302 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:24,531 I just like to know what kind of relationship we're in. 303 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,534 I mean, are we seeing other people or what? 304 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,203 Connie Tucker. 305 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,247 Are you asking me to go steady? 306 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,750 You know what I'm asking, jackass. 307 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,587 All right, all right, you listen to me. Now, I'm 72 years old. 308 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,424 You think I have enough stamina to go playing around with other women? 309 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,551 You're saying the only reason you're seeing me 310 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,096 is you're too old and tired to see anybody else? 311 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,347 Give me the Tums. 312 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,650 I could kiss you forever. 313 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,527 It's kind of a long time. 314 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,153 You got somewhere else to be? 315 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:06,949 No, it's just eventually we're gonna get hungry. 316 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,160 Why do I keep getting the feeling you're not into this? 317 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,204 Oh, I am into this. 318 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,622 But? 319 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,962 I mean, we're real young and who knows what's going to happen. 320 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,047 I know! And you should too! 321 00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:25,592 Well don't feel bad, I don't know lots of stuff. 322 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:29,471 So as long as we're on the subject, are you seeing anybody else? 323 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,014 No. 324 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,184 How about that nutty professor? 325 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,686 We're just friends. 326 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,897 Yeah, well. That's what June and I are, just friends. 327 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,861 So, what are we? 328 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,531 I don't know, what do you want to call it? 329 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,909 I guess a... 330 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,122 committed relationship? 331 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,040 Works for me. 332 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,044 Okay. It's settled. 333 00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:07,884 Connie? 334 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,472 This relationship is suffocating me. 335 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:16,685 What'd I say? 336 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,688 - I'm not enough for you. - I didn't say that. 337 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,191 Just be honest. 338 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,775 You wanna date other girls. 339 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,986 I don't want to date other girls instead of you. 340 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,822 Just in addition to you. 341 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,324 Drop dead. 342 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,212 Okay, but I'm gonna follow you, make sure you get home safe. 343 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,172 Do whatever you want. 344 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,799 If you walk to Dairy Queen I'll buy you a Blizzard. 345 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,720 Want me to turn on some music? 346 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:01,480 Well, this is just delicious, Mary. 347 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,689 Thank you. 348 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,275 Bite size enough for you? 349 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,027 Oh, perfect. 350 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,408 How long do I have to sit here and sulk before someone asks me what's wrong? 351 00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,827 Maybe people are tired of hearing about it. 352 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,205 Miss Hutchins, would you care to chime in? 353 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:22,125 Oh, I don't want to get in the middle of a family issue, but... 354 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,088 I will say that I once had a falling out with someone very close to me. 355 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,339 What happened? 356 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,217 We ended up parting ways on bad terms. 357 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,178 I still regret it. 358 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,097 But you were right and they were wrong? 359 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,306 You know what? 360 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,517 Doesn't feel like it matters anymore. 361 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,936 And not a day goes by that I don't miss them. 362 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,942 Perhaps I do owe Dr. Sturgis an apology. 363 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,278 I was talking about your mother. 364 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,363 I'll circle back to her. 365 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,244 Thank you. I can't believe you got through to him. 366 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,662 Happy to help. 367 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,081 So, who was the person you had the fight with? 368 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,916 It was my cat, Poe. 369 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,586 She ran away when I switched to dry food. 370 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,589 It was cheaper. 371 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,721 - Goodnight, baby. - Goodnight, Mama. 372 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,099 I'm really sorry, Mom. 373 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,102 I forgive you. 374 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,855 But just because you straightened things out with Dr. Sturgis, 375 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,773 doesn't mean you're going back to college. 376 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,859 - Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. 377 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,320 I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship. 378 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,614 I will take that risk. 379 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,157 Goodnight. 380 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,452 You know I'll eventually wear you down. 381 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,080 We'll see. I'm pretty tough. 382 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,418 I eventually wore her down. 383 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,421 There's just so much of me anybody can take. 384 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,676 In local news, 385 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,014 Friday night's football game was marred by a brutal injury. 386 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,309 When football coach, George Cooper, saved himself 387 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:06,271 at the expense of beloved school librarian, Cheryl Hutchins. 388 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:07,355 Oh, no. 389 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,397 We warn you, 390 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,193 the following footage is hard to watch. 391 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,653 Then don't show it. 392 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,660 Let's see it again in slow-motion. 393 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,286 This is not news.