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Since the 1970s, home video games
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have been coveted by
children around the world.
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I was not one of those children.
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What do you think? I won it bowling.
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It was either that or a Crock-Pot,
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and I already got three of those,
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so I thought I'd surprise you.
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No, thank you. Video
games are for children.
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Sheldon, you are a child.
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I just blew the hot
off your SpaghettiOs.
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I'm sorry, Meemaw,
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I just don't think
it's a very productive
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use of my time.
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You're a man of science.
Aren't you interested
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in doing a little research here?
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"Brave adventurer,
prepare to enter a world
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beyond your imagination.
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Where the only sound you'll
hear is your own heart pounding
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as you race through the dark woods."
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- This sounds terrifying.
- Really?
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You don't even want to try it?
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Honestly, I'd have more
fun with the Crock-Pot.
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Fine. I'll just play by myself.
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- That's amusing.
- Why?
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I guess it's the
juxtaposition of an old person
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using new technology; it tickles me.
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What if this old person
really tickles you?
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I'll play! I'll play!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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I'm not getting any younger.
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I have to read the instructions first.
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Did you know this document
gives us specific legal rights?
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We may also have other rights
which vary from state to state?
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I did not.
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Well, now you do.
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- All right, I'm ready.
- Great!
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To read the manufacturer's warranty.
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Oh, you're killing me.
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Hey, George, how y'all been?
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Good, good. Hey, fixed your
place up, looking snazzy.
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Ah, thanks. Even got a new water cooler.
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It's got those pointy cups,
look like Madonna's bra.
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So, what's going on with your truck,
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other than the fact it's
got 130,000 miles on it?
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She been running hot. I'm
worried I need a new radiator.
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As your friend and neighbor, I hope not,
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but as a businessman,
that'd be pretty sweet.
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It could just be the
thermostat not opening right.
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That is correct.
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How'd you know that?
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I took auto repair last year.
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And you actually paid attention?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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Now we need to put in
a name before we start.
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What are you thinking?
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We should combine the
letters in our two names,
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Sheldon and Meemaw.
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Like, uh... ShelMaw?
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No, using all the letters, like...
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Emelda Showmen.
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Did you just do that in your head?
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Yes, why?
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Never mind, just put it down.
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All right, here we go.
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I thought I was playing.
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You don't know how to play;
you didn't read the manual.
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You're in charge, Emelda.
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Thank you.
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Should I go left or right?
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Why don't you try going in that cave?
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Why would I do that?
It's probably dangerous.
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Sheldon, they wouldn't
have put the cave there
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if they didn't want you to go in it.
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Seems unnecessarily reckless, but okay.
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Dark and dangerous.
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I told you.
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Just keep going.
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The box was right, my heart is pounding.
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All right,
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good news.
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Tell me.
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Well, the kid was right...
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It's just the thermostat.
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Yeah, yeah. So how long to fix it?
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- Nothing, 20 minutes.
- Can I help?
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Well, sure. Grab yourself a
pair of coveralls and have at it.
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Thanks.
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Really?
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I'm paying you so my
own son can fix my truck?
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Well, we could have my son do it,
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but we know how that's gonna end.
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What are you doing?
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- Kill him!
- I'm trying!
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Well, what's the problem?
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I seem to have weak thumbs.
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Pause it.
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I'm a little winded.
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Why don't you let the
old person give it a shot?
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Would you like me to
give you a tutorial first?
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Give it to me. I'll figure it out.
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We are such different people, Meemaw.
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Thank you.
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Die, you sumbitches, die!
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- Very different people.
- Die, you son bitches!
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When I grow up, will I be a
Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
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"Not likely." Darn it.
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Did you tell her?
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Why don't you tell her?
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Tell me what?
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Herschel offered me a part-time job.
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Really?
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Between that
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and football practice, when
would you do your homework?
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When does he do it?
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Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, I think it'll be good for him.
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I don't know, I think his
education should come first.
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Come on, Mom. It's not
like I'm gonna graduate
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"val-dictator-torian."
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You heard him.
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Fine, but I want you here
for dinner every night,
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and if your grades slip, you are done.
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- Thank you.
- Now go wash up.
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And don't get grease all over my towels.
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He really did know his stuff
at the shop. It was impressive.
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All right, well, maybe
it'll be a good thing.
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How about a Houston Oilers cheerleader?
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"Signs point to yes." I'm
gonna marry a quarterback.
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Over the next few days,
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I ran to my meemaw's house
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so we could save the 8-bit princess.
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And if it's unclear
how important this was,
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let me say it again: I ran.
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Right behind you, monster, monster!
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I see him!
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You're losing life points, do something!
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Calm down, I've got this.
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No, no, no, you're going to die!
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We're going to have
to restart this level!
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Okay, we need to set a few ground rules.
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Rules, love 'em.
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Mazes, puzzles, panic attacks,
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you're in charge.
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Whooping monster butt,
that's my purview.
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Understood. However...
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Excuse me. Is there a
monster on that screen?
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Yes, ma'am.
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And can two players
swing the magic sword?
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No.
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So what does that mean as we go forward?
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I have to shut my yap.
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Attaboy.
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Can I still have a panic attack?
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If you do it quietly.
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No, no, no.
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So me and Herschel dropped
the engine on this Pacer today.
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It was so cool.
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I had a buddy in high school had a Pacer
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with the flames painted on the side,
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which was funny 'cause
the damn thing caught fire
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during the Homecoming parade.
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Too bad he didn't know Herschel.
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He can fix anything. Guy's a genius.
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You mean a car genius.
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Is Dad getting his feelings hurt? "Yes."
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The ball don't lie.
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Sorry!
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Excuse us.
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Thank you.
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See you later.
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There it is! The cyclops!
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- I see it!
- Get it, get it!
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- I'm trying!
- Use the sword!
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Your yap is open again.
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Hello?
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What?
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It's past his bedtime. Let's go.
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Oh, come on, five more minutes?
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No. Now say good night to your grandson.
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You'll play with him again tomorrow.
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Good night, Sheldon.
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Good night, Meemaw.
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Don't play without me.
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Of course not.
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How old are you?
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And I got my answer.
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Hey, neighbor, what's up?
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Sorry to bother you so late,
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but one of my guys
called in sick tomorrow...
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So we couldn't find
the key to the palace,
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but then I figured out it was
in the hay behind the stables.
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Great.
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- Hey, Herschel.
- Mary.
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I also found us extra
life points inside a demon.
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There are demons in this game?
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Don't worry, Meemaw cut his head off.
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Anyhoo, uh, I was wondering
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if Georgie could come by after
school tomorrow and help me out.
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Oh, I don't know, Herschel,
he's got football practice.
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- Mm.
- What's going on?
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Herschel's asking if you
want to work after school.
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Great, I'll be there.
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- What about football?
- What about it?
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I mostly sit on the bench all day.
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That's because you got to earn your way
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on to first string.
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Or I can earn some money
working for Herschel.
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Why don't you and I talk a
bit before you make a decision?
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Sorry, I-I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
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I'll find somebody else.
Y'all have a good night.
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- Night, Herschel.
- Night.
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Thanks a lot.
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You really want to quit football
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to go work in a garage?
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Hell yeah.
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I thought you loved the game.
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I do, but look at me.
I weigh 125 pounds.
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- That's not important.
- It's not?
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Every time I get tackled,
somebody's got to run over
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with smelling salts
just to wake me back up.
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Well, this isn't your decision.
You're gonna play football.
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You can't make me.
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Oh yeah? Wait and see.
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Screw this.
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Even while sleeping,
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my quest to save the princess continued,
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which was quite a departure
from my usual dreams,
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such as determining the
coolest prime number...
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Which, by the way, is 73.
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Kill it, Meemaw! Kill it!
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What do you think I'm
trying to do? It won't die.
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Maybe you need a different weapon.
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I already tried the
slingshot and the boomerang.
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All I have left is the damn flute.
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It's a piccolo. Didn't you pay attention
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when the old lady gave it to us?
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- Hello?
- Meemaw.
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I'm sorry for waking you, but
I know how to kill the cyclops.
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We have to play the piccolo.
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Ooh.
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What a great idea, moonpie.
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We'll try it tomorrow.
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Excellent... Wait.
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How'd you answer your phone so
fast? It's not next to your bed.
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Uh, well, actually, I was
on my way to the bathroom.
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You know us old people and our bladders.
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I'll call you right back.
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That fibber.
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You're playing the game right now.
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I am not.
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I saw you with my binoculars.
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Oh. How about that.
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You promised not to play without me.
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We're a team. Emelda Showmen, remember?
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I'm turning off the game
and going to sleep right now.
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You'd better.
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I love you, good night.
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Binoculars for his birthday.
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What was I thinking?
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Where's Georgie?
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00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,369
Don't worry about it.
262
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:55,869
I wasn't worried.
263
00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:58,370
I was practicing chitchat.
264
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,369
Your mother's taking him to school.
265
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:04,300
That's not very efficient.
Our car's already going there.
266
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:06,659
Not that it's any of your business,
267
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,499
but I needed a break from your brother.
268
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,599
I certainly understand
that. He's an acquired taste.
269
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,419
Like Grape-Nuts.
270
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:16,020
The first time I tried it, I
thought I was eating gravel.
271
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:19,129
But then I put a little sugar
on it and let it get soggy.
272
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,459
Now it's in my top six cereals.
273
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:23,999
I'll try soaking Georgie
in a bowl of milk.
274
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,569
Sarcasm?
275
00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:27,969
Yeah.
276
00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:29,500
I had a feeling.
277
00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:32,570
The clue was you don't normally
put people in bowls of milk.
278
00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:03,269
I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother
279
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,799
and, uh, I need to take
him out of school today.
280
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,760
Sure. What's the reason?
281
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,379
His Aunt Emelda's not doing well,
282
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:12,430
and has asked to see him 'fore she goes.
283
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,929
Oh, I am so sorry.
284
00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:16,339
Does she want to see
his older brother also?
285
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:18,070
Nah. She doesn't like him as much.
286
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:22,440
Okay. I'll just track
down Sheldon, then.
287
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,059
Boy, do I love a pop quiz.
288
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:32,880
Will Sheldon Cooper please
come to the main office?
289
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,790
"Ooh," what?
290
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,460
This is hooky, Meemaw.
291
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,399
Hooky is a serious offense.
292
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,369
You're messing with me, right?
293
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,440
Any other kid would be
thrilled their grandma
294
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,539
took them out of school
to play a video game.
295
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,939
You've known me ten years.
296
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,770
When have I ever messed with you?
297
00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:01,549
I didn't see your kid at practice today.
298
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,949
Everything all right?
299
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,690
Not really.
300
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:20,540
That's it? You're not gonna
ask me what's going on?
301
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:23,299
I just did. You shut me out.
302
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,470
Well, it doesn't mean you
can't persist a little.
303
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,609
You know, this is the kind
of crap I get from my wife.
304
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,139
I do not need it from you.
305
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,339
Sorry.
306
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:41,539
You're really not gonna ask?
307
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,250
Oh, boy.
308
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,019
Well, moonpie, this is it.
309
00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,959
Our final dungeon.
310
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,729
Hard to believe.
311
00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:05,559
Yeah.
312
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:10,469
Would you like to fight the last boss?
313
00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,069
You think I'm ready?
314
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,069
We couldn't have
gotten here without you.
315
00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:16,000
Well, except for the part
you did when I was sleeping.
316
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,710
We're having a moment
here. Don't ruin it.
317
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:25,370
I've fought many digital
battles in my life,
318
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:29,169
but none are as memorable as
this first one with my meemaw.
319
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,199
By handing me the controller,
320
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,319
she was telling me she believed in me.
321
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:38,259
That inside my small, fragile
frame beat the heart of a hero.
322
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,489
Behind you, behind
you! What're you doing?
323
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:44,969
- Hit the A. Hit...
- I know, I'm pressing it.
324
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,269
- Hit the A button.
- I'm pressing it.
325
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:48,530
- Throw a bomb, throw the bomb!
- Which way?
326
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:49,600
Throw the bomb.
327
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,649
Hey. You up for some company?
328
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,549
Sure. Come on in.
329
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:59,649
Sorry about the light beer,
330
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,980
but Brenda's got me on this health kick.
331
00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:03,380
You are melting away.
332
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,989
Shut up. So, listen...
333
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:10,320
I feel bad about Georgie and
this whole football thing.
334
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,129
Thanks, but it's not on you.
335
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:15,729
I appreciate that, but you got to know
336
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:17,569
there's an upside to this.
337
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,030
And that would be?
338
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:23,139
Your son has got a special gift.
339
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,969
A gift?
340
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,639
We are talking about Georgie, right?
341
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,640
Yeah. I mean, first off,
the kid really knows his way
342
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,649
around an engine, which
is all well and good.
343
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,980
But when it comes to fixing tires,
344
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:39,989
I swear, I've never
seen anything like him.
345
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:42,020
Tires? How do you mean?
346
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:45,210
George, I've been patching
flats for 25 years.
347
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,119
You know, slap some soapy water on them,
348
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,599
look for the air bubble.
349
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,949
But your son, he
doesn't need any tricks.
350
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:56,039
He knows where the puncture holes are.
351
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,209
He knows?
352
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,509
He knows.
353
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:02,579
He's got a sixth sense for tire damage.
354
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,329
I mean, you got to see him in action.
355
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,059
I-It'll give you chills.
356
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,479
You know, now that you say it,
357
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,070
whenever we had a leaky football,
358
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,919
he knew exactly where the hole was.
359
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,729
I am telling you, your boy's got
a future in the tire business.
360
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:18,529
Goodyear, Firestone, somebody's
gonna scoop him up first round.
361
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,529
Thanks, Herschel.
362
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:22,029
That does my heart good.
363
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:24,799
So I guess you got two
geniuses in the family.
364
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,369
Guess I do.
365
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:29,469
Who knows, maybe Missy'll make it three.
366
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,370
Or it's two.
367
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:47,389
I won. I saved the princess.
368
00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:50,079
I knew you could do it!
369
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,049
Yes! We saved her!
370
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,129
We saved the princess! We did it!
371
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,289
- We did it.
- Yep.
372
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,059
So now what?
373
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:07,229
We just return to our ordinary lives?
374
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,620
I guess so.
375
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:17,550
Or... we could just go to the
store and buy another game.
376
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,340
Since that night, I've
battled orcs, zombies,
377
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,639
Nazis, Nazi-zombies, a
dinosaur in a go-kart,
378
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,400
and played Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher"
379
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,099
on a stringless, plastic guitar.
380
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,449
But nothing would ever compare
381
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:36,600
to that first quest with my meemaw.
382
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,770
Although Leonard pulling a groin muscle
383
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,260
doing Dance Dance Revolution
was a close second.
384
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:02,809
Talk to me. Tell me where it hurts.
385
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,650
Gotcha.
386
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:11,010
I got goose bumps.
387
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:22,970
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