1 00:00:01,059 --> 00:00:03,014 Living in a small Texas town, 2 00:00:03,072 --> 00:00:05,024 a few things are guaranteed: 3 00:00:05,267 --> 00:00:07,774 someone nearby will have chickens... 4 00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:09,080 - George... - Yeah? 5 00:00:09,168 --> 00:00:10,532 Go shoot those chickens. 6 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,923 Everyone will know your business. 7 00:00:13,011 --> 00:00:14,868 You sure you want to eat that? 8 00:00:15,399 --> 00:00:16,602 Why not? 9 00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:19,352 I heard your triglycerides are through the roof. 10 00:00:19,524 --> 00:00:20,710 Who told you that? 11 00:00:20,798 --> 00:00:23,251 My brother plays poker with your doctor. 12 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:30,235 But on the brighter side, in a small Texas town, 13 00:00:30,329 --> 00:00:32,250 people take care of each other. 14 00:00:32,337 --> 00:00:35,131 Oh, I'm so sorry. 15 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,655 You know that Veronica Duncan girl? 16 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:42,043 - The one that Georgie likes? - Yeah. 17 00:00:42,444 --> 00:00:45,608 I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days. 18 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:48,631 - Is it Georgie's birthday or something? - No. 19 00:00:48,835 --> 00:00:51,791 She's just having a rough time at home. 20 00:00:52,029 --> 00:00:53,381 What's going on? 21 00:00:53,469 --> 00:00:55,895 Her mother's boyfriend has a drinking problem, 22 00:00:55,983 --> 00:00:59,100 and... things have been getting out of hand. 23 00:00:59,491 --> 00:01:01,012 You waited till I had a beer to tell me 24 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,835 - this story, didn't you? - You always have a beer. 25 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:07,561 So good news. 26 00:01:07,649 --> 00:01:09,772 We're gonna have a houseguest for a couple days. 27 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,239 Oh, not Aunt Ruth. 28 00:01:11,327 --> 00:01:13,036 Her beard is very scratchy. 29 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:14,452 My sister doesn't have a beard. 30 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,554 Did she shave it? 31 00:01:15,641 --> 00:01:16,960 It's not Aunt Ruth! 32 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,960 It's Veronica Duncan. 33 00:01:20,256 --> 00:01:21,442 And while she's here, 34 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:24,850 I expect y'all to be on your best behavior. 35 00:01:25,022 --> 00:01:26,411 Why are you looking at me? 36 00:01:26,499 --> 00:01:27,784 Was I? 37 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,538 Yeah, and you still are. 38 00:01:30,018 --> 00:01:31,475 Where is she going to sleep? 39 00:01:31,585 --> 00:01:33,530 She can have my room. I'm fine on the couch. 40 00:01:33,618 --> 00:01:34,575 Thank you. 41 00:01:34,663 --> 00:01:36,389 Why is she staying with us? 42 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:40,239 Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days. 43 00:01:40,327 --> 00:01:41,189 Why? 44 00:01:41,276 --> 00:01:43,442 Because her family is dealing with 45 00:01:43,508 --> 00:01:44,879 some personal business. 46 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:47,241 - What personal business? - Well... 47 00:01:47,329 --> 00:01:49,461 I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk. 48 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:51,025 Where did you hear that? 49 00:01:51,143 --> 00:01:53,014 Mom told you outside and I heard it. 50 00:01:54,071 --> 00:01:57,335 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 51 00:01:57,422 --> 00:01:59,918 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 52 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:02,427 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 53 00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:05,332 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 54 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:08,614 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* 55 00:02:08,702 --> 00:02:11,770 Season 02 Episode 20 Title: "A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross" 56 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,809 Let's sweat! 57 00:02:22,252 --> 00:02:24,426 I plan on it, Richard. 58 00:02:25,444 --> 00:02:27,402 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 59 00:02:31,698 --> 00:02:32,807 Hello? 60 00:02:32,895 --> 00:02:34,342 Did you know that word "hello" 61 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:35,645 wasn't used as a greeting 62 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,885 - until the invention of the telephone? - Hi, John. 63 00:02:38,973 --> 00:02:40,293 To end a phone call, 64 00:02:40,381 --> 00:02:43,629 it was suggested to say, "That is all." 65 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:46,153 Is that all, John? 66 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:48,996 No, I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night. 67 00:02:49,126 --> 00:02:50,317 Great. Where we going? 68 00:02:50,405 --> 00:02:52,582 I can't tell you that. It's a surprise. 69 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:54,817 You want to give me a clue so I'll know how to dress? 70 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:58,012 Well, dress as if you were going to a Mexican restaurant. 71 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,580 Oh, we're going to Puerta Roja. 72 00:02:59,668 --> 00:03:03,063 I can't tell you that, it would ruin the surprise. 73 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:06,442 John, you do realize that I'll be the one driving us there. 74 00:03:06,684 --> 00:03:10,262 Fine, we're going to Puerta Roja, but everything else 75 00:03:10,395 --> 00:03:12,129 is a surprise. 76 00:03:12,371 --> 00:03:13,933 That is all! 77 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:20,059 One more time! Come on! 78 00:03:39,307 --> 00:03:41,496 Sorry, Axl. You'll be back. 79 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:43,528 ♪ A clean up woman ♪ 80 00:03:44,038 --> 00:03:46,127 ♪ Is a woman who ♪ 81 00:03:46,637 --> 00:03:48,880 ♪ Gets all the love we girls... ♪ 82 00:03:48,968 --> 00:03:49,848 What are you doing? 83 00:03:49,936 --> 00:03:53,231 Documenting. This may never happen again. 84 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:57,499 ♪ So much about her ♪ 85 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:59,369 ♪ Is because she picked up ♪ 86 00:03:59,457 --> 00:04:01,364 ♪ A man of mine ♪ 87 00:04:03,598 --> 00:04:05,643 ♪ The clean up woman ♪ 88 00:04:05,731 --> 00:04:07,856 ♪ Will wipe his blues away ♪ 89 00:04:08,253 --> 00:04:11,402 ♪ She'll give him plenty loving ♪ 90 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,992 ♪ 24 hours a day ♪ 91 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,072 ♪ The clean up woman... ♪ 92 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,478 What's in there? 93 00:04:17,566 --> 00:04:20,176 Don't open it. But what's in there? 94 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:21,527 Don't open it. 95 00:04:21,615 --> 00:04:23,902 ♪ When you dump him in the street... ♪ 96 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:28,747 Are you wearing cologne? 97 00:04:29,065 --> 00:04:30,270 No. 98 00:04:30,449 --> 00:04:32,360 Georgie, I have the olfactory 99 00:04:32,447 --> 00:04:33,652 senses of a polar bear. 100 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,960 They can smell a seal through three feet of ice. 101 00:04:36,048 --> 00:04:37,598 Mind your business. 102 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:41,082 He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory. 103 00:04:41,194 --> 00:04:43,809 - Is that from Star Trek? - No, biology. 104 00:04:43,897 --> 00:04:46,332 He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities 105 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,215 in order to attract Veronica. 106 00:04:48,332 --> 00:04:51,422 Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities. 107 00:04:53,762 --> 00:04:56,160 Be the Danza. Be the Danza. 108 00:04:56,332 --> 00:04:59,238 - Be the Danza. - What a doofus. 109 00:05:00,194 --> 00:05:01,348 Hey, there. 110 00:05:01,606 --> 00:05:03,621 Thank you for having me, Mrs. Cooper. 111 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:06,746 Hey, Veronica. Let me take your bag. Hi. 112 00:05:06,989 --> 00:05:08,700 - Are you wearing Old Spice? - Don't worry about it. 113 00:05:08,787 --> 00:05:10,223 Here, let me show you around. 114 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:12,313 Oh. O-Okay. 115 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,864 Of course you remember the living room, 116 00:05:13,951 --> 00:05:15,518 where we have our prayer group. 117 00:05:15,688 --> 00:05:18,379 Oh, my Lord... 118 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:21,980 And this is the dining room. That's where we'll dine. 119 00:05:22,309 --> 00:05:24,586 But in the mornings, we dine in the kitchen. 120 00:05:24,673 --> 00:05:26,174 Of course, if you'd like a snack, 121 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:28,512 that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry. 122 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:30,983 - You know, where your snack foods would be. - Sure. 123 00:05:31,301 --> 00:05:32,507 Washer, dryer. 124 00:05:32,594 --> 00:05:35,049 Plus, we got those little sheets that smell nice 125 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:37,363 and fight static cling. 126 00:05:39,745 --> 00:05:41,418 And here's our entertainment room. 127 00:05:41,506 --> 00:05:42,516 Hey, guys. 128 00:05:42,604 --> 00:05:43,596 - Hi. - Hello. 129 00:05:43,684 --> 00:05:45,369 We don't have cable, but we do have 130 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:49,004 all three major broadcast networks. 131 00:05:54,941 --> 00:05:58,676 Here's the bathroom, for hygiene and whatnot. 132 00:05:59,012 --> 00:06:02,103 And... here's where you'll be sleeping. 133 00:06:03,473 --> 00:06:05,621 - Did I take your room? - Yes, 134 00:06:05,709 --> 00:06:06,980 but I'll be on the couch. 135 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:08,717 Which is right near the TV and the kitchen, 136 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:10,022 so I'm peachy. 137 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:17,049 Hello. I'm John Sturgis. 138 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,645 We have a reservation. 139 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,340 Follow me. 140 00:06:23,732 --> 00:06:26,082 Was a reservation really necessary? 141 00:06:26,169 --> 00:06:28,590 I didn't want to take any chances. 142 00:06:28,678 --> 00:06:30,071 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 143 00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:31,957 I sit in that seat. 144 00:06:32,206 --> 00:06:33,338 You sit here. 145 00:06:33,473 --> 00:06:35,629 Oh, uh, okay. 146 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:40,749 What's going on? 147 00:06:40,836 --> 00:06:42,098 Don't you remember? 148 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:44,100 John, I don't even remember where I just parked. 149 00:06:44,187 --> 00:06:47,199 I'm recreating our first date! 150 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,184 The same restaurant, the same table, 151 00:06:50,272 --> 00:06:51,534 the same jacket. 152 00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:53,432 Different eyelashes, though, because 153 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,473 they regenerate every two to three months. 154 00:06:55,561 --> 00:06:56,869 Mine are the same, actually. 155 00:06:56,957 --> 00:06:57,958 They're fake. 156 00:07:01,204 --> 00:07:03,559 I wanted this night to be special 157 00:07:03,699 --> 00:07:08,124 because it's the one-year anniversary of that date. 158 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,561 Is that a thing that people our age celebrate? 159 00:07:10,648 --> 00:07:13,238 No idea. I've never been this age before. 160 00:07:13,326 --> 00:07:16,574 And I've never dated anyone for a whole year. 161 00:07:17,027 --> 00:07:18,351 Well... 162 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,418 Happy anniversary. 163 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:31,935 Sorry for the mess. 164 00:07:32,388 --> 00:07:35,176 I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away. 165 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,233 Where are your clothes? 166 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,565 I threw most of them out. 167 00:07:38,676 --> 00:07:39,982 You didn't have to do that. 168 00:07:40,069 --> 00:07:42,174 It's okay. They were old and full of holes. 169 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,457 And it worked out great. 170 00:07:43,545 --> 00:07:46,207 I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth. 171 00:07:46,745 --> 00:07:47,870 Thank you. 172 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:50,699 Oh. I also hung a cross over the bed for you. 173 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:53,255 It's just Popsicle sticks and glitter. I glued it together 174 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:55,160 in Sunday school when I was a kid. 175 00:07:56,503 --> 00:07:59,121 Is-is it too much? I can take it down. 176 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:01,395 No, it's... 177 00:08:01,628 --> 00:08:04,022 it's really sweet. 178 00:08:07,871 --> 00:08:09,114 Why are you crying? 179 00:08:09,202 --> 00:08:10,421 Did Georgie bring up 180 00:08:10,509 --> 00:08:11,965 your unfortunate home life? 181 00:08:12,144 --> 00:08:13,406 Uh, no. 182 00:08:13,589 --> 00:08:15,262 Good. My mom said not to, 183 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:16,832 so that you would be comfortable. 184 00:08:17,395 --> 00:08:19,021 Thank you. 185 00:08:20,121 --> 00:08:21,676 Are you comfortable? 186 00:08:24,246 --> 00:08:26,636 And I remember how cute you looked 187 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:29,705 in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie. 188 00:08:29,793 --> 00:08:34,160 Well, I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo, but it was. 189 00:08:37,176 --> 00:08:38,908 Thank you for a wonderful year. 190 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:41,582 - To many more. - To many more. 191 00:08:45,043 --> 00:08:48,955 Which leads me to the final surprise 192 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:50,598 of the evening. 193 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:53,988 - What are you doing? - Hang on, 194 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,796 I don't want to spoil the surprise. 195 00:08:55,884 --> 00:08:58,762 Getting down on one knee, it makes it pretty damn clear. 196 00:08:59,231 --> 00:09:00,802 Surprise! 197 00:09:07,598 --> 00:09:10,252 Connie, will you do me the honor 198 00:09:10,339 --> 00:09:12,184 of being my wife? 199 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:15,684 Oh, John, I don't know. 200 00:09:16,566 --> 00:09:19,064 How can you not know? It's a binary decision. 201 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:21,606 It's more complicated th-than that. 202 00:09:21,715 --> 00:09:23,775 I don't see why. We're compatible. 203 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,182 - I know. - We enjoy each other's company. 204 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:28,400 - I know. - And we've become extremely 205 00:09:28,488 --> 00:09:29,963 proficient in the bedroom. 206 00:09:30,051 --> 00:09:31,736 There's very little wasted effort. 207 00:09:31,824 --> 00:09:33,285 John, sit back down 208 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,949 and lower your voice. 209 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:36,838 Little help? 210 00:09:36,926 --> 00:09:40,239 - Down is easier than up. - Sure. 211 00:09:41,554 --> 00:09:44,201 Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive, 212 00:09:44,289 --> 00:09:46,490 and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless 213 00:09:46,578 --> 00:09:47,974 the hands that prepared it. 214 00:09:48,062 --> 00:09:50,724 And an extra special thank-you for allowing us 215 00:09:50,812 --> 00:09:53,557 to share our home with our friend Veronica. 216 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,615 - Amen. - Oh, yeah. 217 00:09:55,703 --> 00:09:57,406 That's a big amen on that one. 218 00:09:57,508 --> 00:09:59,070 All right, everybody, dig in. 219 00:09:59,506 --> 00:10:01,060 Would you like a dinner roll? 220 00:10:01,148 --> 00:10:02,750 Mmm. Sure. 221 00:10:02,984 --> 00:10:05,476 I find it really rounds out the meal. 222 00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:07,912 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 223 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,750 Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne? 224 00:10:11,226 --> 00:10:13,925 So, Veronica, I understand that you're a junior? 225 00:10:14,121 --> 00:10:15,718 Mm. Yes, sir. 226 00:10:15,812 --> 00:10:18,005 Do you have any plans for after high school? 227 00:10:18,093 --> 00:10:20,326 I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor 228 00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:21,771 so I can get a teaching degree. 229 00:10:21,859 --> 00:10:22,802 Mm. 230 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,239 I like kids. 231 00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:26,764 Really? Kids? Ugh. 232 00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:29,695 You're so tall and pretty, you should be Vanna White. 233 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,388 How can she be Vanna White? 234 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:32,841 Vanna White is Vanna White. 235 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:34,598 Fine. She can be Vanna Blue. 236 00:10:34,685 --> 00:10:36,772 See? This is the kind of nonsense you have 237 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,546 to deal with when you're around kids. 238 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,155 He does have a point. 239 00:10:40,585 --> 00:10:42,617 No. I-I love this. 240 00:10:42,804 --> 00:10:45,083 We never eat dinner together at my house. 241 00:10:45,257 --> 00:10:46,710 You eat alone? 242 00:10:47,976 --> 00:10:49,937 Mostly. Yeah. 243 00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:52,273 Lucky duck. 244 00:10:55,804 --> 00:10:56,891 John... 245 00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:58,818 I've already been married once. 246 00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:01,661 I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again. 247 00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:02,851 Why not? 248 00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:06,054 I was somebody's wife for a long time. 249 00:11:06,804 --> 00:11:10,503 I just like being... Connie Tucker now. 250 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:12,070 Not Mrs... 251 00:11:12,343 --> 00:11:14,062 somebody else's name. 252 00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:16,161 Well, what if I took your name? 253 00:11:17,006 --> 00:11:19,270 John Tucker, it sounds great. 254 00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:22,585 Like a football player or an astronaut. 255 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:23,833 You're missing the point. 256 00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:26,452 I just think it's important for people to know 257 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,974 that we're an official couple. 258 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,653 We don't have to be married for that. 259 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,757 Buy a billboard, take an ad out in the paper. 260 00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:37,397 I understand. Thank you. 261 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,632 Are we good? 262 00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:43,108 Yes. 263 00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:47,710 But if I should pre-decease you... 264 00:11:49,662 --> 00:11:51,372 I want you to have the ring. 265 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,405 - Fine. - It'll be in the... 266 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,005 top right corner of my dresser drawer. 267 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,968 - Got it. - Under my tube socks. 268 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,301 Veronica. Veronica. 269 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,547 Come in. 270 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,020 Hey, Sheldon, what's up? 271 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,848 I printed out my bathroom schedule. 272 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,843 I can't speak for anyone else in this family, 273 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,450 but you can count on it being occupied 274 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,140 during these times. 275 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:22,981 Thank you. 276 00:12:23,069 --> 00:12:24,718 This is very helpful. 277 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,579 I know. 278 00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:31,411 Is there anything else? 279 00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:34,749 There is, but... I'm not allowed to ask about it. 280 00:12:34,952 --> 00:12:37,020 Oh, it's okay. You can ask me anything. 281 00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:38,989 Oh, good. I don't like cats, 282 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:40,856 but I share their curious nature. 283 00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:42,969 What do you want to know? 284 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,859 Your mom has a boyfriend. 285 00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:46,147 Yeah. 286 00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:47,757 Where is your father? 287 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,671 I don't know. 288 00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:51,591 Why do you not know? 289 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,872 Well, he left when I was really young 290 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,671 and I never heard from him again. 291 00:12:55,795 --> 00:12:57,765 And why are you staying here? 292 00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,632 My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice. 293 00:13:00,819 --> 00:13:03,733 I understand. My sister isn't very nice. 294 00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:05,512 So you get it? 295 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,265 I do, thank you. 296 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,606 Okay, well, talk to you later. 297 00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:11,942 But not between 7:00 and 7:12. 298 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:15,022 Yup, I see it right here. 299 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,864 So... how about 300 00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:28,467 I make us a pot of tea and we'll get cozy? 301 00:13:28,554 --> 00:13:29,997 Sure, sounds good. 302 00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,788 Just make yourself comfy, I-I'll be right back. 303 00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:38,085 Mint tea? 304 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,264 Or would you like to go crazy and have a little hibiscus? 305 00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:53,280 Ah, damn it. 306 00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,145 Buddy, they let you out? 307 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:57,225 Yeah, but they let Charles in. 308 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,507 Hey, can I join you? 309 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,140 Sure. 310 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:03,075 What you watching? 311 00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:04,708 Charles in Charge. 312 00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:07,468 It's kind of like Who's the Boss? but with Chachi. 313 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:10,247 They should have called it Chachi in Charge. 314 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,437 Cha-Chi in Charge. 315 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,804 That's three cha's. I like it. 316 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,647 Georgie, you're so funny. 317 00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:20,372 Really? 318 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,187 Not everybody gets me. 319 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,305 I get you. 320 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,631 Uh-oh. 321 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,987 Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping with the man, 322 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,409 you should be married to him. 323 00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:43,635 Why do I come here? 324 00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:46,120 I got to find a cooler chick to talk to. 325 00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:48,065 You know I'm right. 326 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,315 I know no such thing. 327 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,886 It's my life, I don't have to do 328 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,464 anything 'cause I'm "supposed to." 329 00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:54,253 I do it because I want to, and right now, 330 00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:56,125 I don't want to, end of story. 331 00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:58,303 - Good morning. - Can I get you some breakfast, honey? 332 00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,846 Yes, please. 333 00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,526 How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis? 334 00:15:03,614 --> 00:15:04,674 You knew about that? 335 00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:07,112 Yes. So you knew he was gonna propose? 336 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,246 Propose? No, that's wonderful. 337 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,854 Although, it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me. 338 00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:13,690 I thought we were closer than that. 339 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,143 Well, we're not getting married any time soon. 340 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:19,051 You should. You're old; you don't have many years left. 341 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,198 I really need to meet a whole new group of people. 342 00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,509 Hey, what you doin'? 343 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,364 Helping your mom with laundry. 344 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,596 Oh, yeah. That's usually my job. 345 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:40,987 Uh, maybe when you're done, we can go down to the mall 346 00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,339 and hang out. 347 00:15:42,427 --> 00:15:45,268 Oh, I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time. 348 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:47,450 Maybe I can come along. 349 00:15:47,818 --> 00:15:49,854 Then it wouldn't be girl time. 350 00:15:49,945 --> 00:15:52,034 No, not entirely, but it would be mostly. 351 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:53,737 Take a hint, dummy. 352 00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,174 Greetings. 353 00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:09,432 You've reached Dr. John Sturgis. 354 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,964 Leave a message and I'll be in touch. 355 00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:13,357 Thank you very much. 356 00:16:13,611 --> 00:16:15,613 Hey, that rhymed. 357 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:20,186 John, I know you're there, pick up. 358 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,772 If you don't pick up, I'm gonna get really mad. 359 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,100 I'm getting really mad. 360 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,475 Call me back. 361 00:16:55,521 --> 00:16:59,092 Sorry, I know this isn't the most fun thing in the world. 362 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:00,475 I was happy just riding 363 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:01,936 in the front seat of your car. 364 00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:05,177 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 365 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,373 You probably hear this a lot, 366 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,028 but you're, like, princess pretty. 367 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,959 Oh. I don't know about that. 368 00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:13,789 But you are definitely princess material. 369 00:17:13,952 --> 00:17:15,637 Well, until I'm allowed to wear makeup, 370 00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:17,389 this is as hot as I get. 371 00:17:17,991 --> 00:17:19,419 You don't need makeup. 372 00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:22,616 I hope you're right. Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16. 373 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:25,717 Mm. That'll get here sooner than you think. 374 00:17:25,821 --> 00:17:27,334 Sure doesn't feel like it. 375 00:17:29,444 --> 00:17:30,936 Don't be in a rush. 376 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,537 Honestly... 377 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,467 - I'd rather be your age again. - Really? 378 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,655 Yeah. 379 00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:38,702 Being a grown-up is, uh... 380 00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:40,412 complicated. 381 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:43,186 Maybe, if we make a wish at the same time 382 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:44,623 we could switch places. 383 00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:46,924 - You think? - It's worth a try. 384 00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:49,405 Okay. 385 00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:50,873 What do we need to do? 386 00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:53,539 We close our eyes and at the exact same time say, 387 00:17:53,627 --> 00:17:55,672 "I wish I could switch places." 388 00:17:56,069 --> 00:17:57,239 Ready? 389 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,514 One... two... three. 390 00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:03,082 - I wish I could switch places. - I wish I could switch places. 391 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,381 ♪ I'll tell you what we need to do... ♪ 392 00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:09,803 Well? 393 00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:11,980 I'm still here. You? 394 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,272 - Same. - That's too bad. 395 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,975 I really wanted to drive home. 396 00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:19,397 - Can I anyway? - Sure. 397 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,498 - Really? - No. 398 00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,387 ♪ Hey! ♪ 399 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,660 Please, can we keep her? 400 00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:28,364 No, we cannot keep her. 401 00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:30,067 We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon, 402 00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:31,567 why can't I have Veronica? 403 00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,879 I'm not participating in this conversation. 404 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,862 We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom. 405 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,018 Like a trade. 406 00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:38,488 I'll get it, Mrs. Cooper. 407 00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:41,191 Look how helpful she is. Come on! 408 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:42,541 Out. 409 00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:47,533 What do you want? 410 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,639 Grab your stuff, your mama wants you home. 411 00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:52,512 Yeah, well, when she wants me 412 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,341 to come home, she can call me. 413 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,058 Damn it, Veronica. 414 00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:57,604 I'm in no mood. 415 00:18:58,176 --> 00:18:59,379 What's going on? 416 00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:00,729 I'm taking her home. 417 00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,676 She's not going anywhere with you. 418 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,512 - What'd you say? - Clint, stop. 419 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,465 You mind putting down my kid? 420 00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,551 We were just playing around. 421 00:19:12,574 --> 00:19:14,838 This is my mom's boyfriend, Clint. 422 00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,043 Hello, Clint. What can we do for you? 423 00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:20,040 I'm here to pick up Veronica. 424 00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:21,902 Come on. 425 00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:23,760 You want to go with this man? 426 00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:26,184 No, sir. 427 00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:28,566 You heard her. 428 00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:31,201 Thanks for stopping by. 429 00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:33,857 You really want to mess with me? 430 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,859 Sure. 431 00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:37,434 Why not? 432 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:41,693 What's going on out there? 433 00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:44,207 - You might want to call the police. - Why? 434 00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,785 There's a bum sleeping on our front porch. 435 00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:01,444 What's this? 436 00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,043 "Connie Tucker is proud to announce 437 00:20:04,185 --> 00:20:07,895 "that she is sweet on Dr. John Sturgis and they are 438 00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:11,379 officially a romantic couple." 439 00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:13,298 Oh, boy! 440 00:20:14,759 --> 00:20:16,626 I'm back in business!