1 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,640 Who are you? 2 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:16,683 I'm your daughter! 3 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,062 That's impossible. 4 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:20,730 And yet, here I am. 5 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,398 I never met you before. 6 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,442 Well, I guess that's what happens, 7 00:00:24,526 --> 00:00:27,237 when you abandon your child before she's even born. 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,696 - Did not. - Did too. 9 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,114 - Did not! - Did too! 10 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,198 Did... 11 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,701 Okay. 12 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:36,079 Look, you can't be my daughter because angels can't procreate. 13 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:37,996 Amenadiel did. 14 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,375 Not helping, Daniel! 15 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:42,835 Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me. 16 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:45,547 Tell me I'm not your daughter. 17 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:48,883 Look, it's not a paternity test. Get you to holster these wings of death? 18 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:55,681 Thank you. 19 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,560 Now... 20 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:04,274 Can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe? 21 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:06,442 No? Fine, fine. 22 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:10,571 I don't believe this. 23 00:01:31,301 --> 00:01:33,052 I'm sorry, but you can't be. 24 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:42,020 Well, I am! 25 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,396 Boo! 26 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,860 Look, I'm sorry, that your father abandoned you, truly. 27 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,486 I know how painful that is. 28 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:54,866 But I promise you, you are not my daughter. 29 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:58,077 Uhh. 30 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:00,997 You know what? 31 00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:04,250 I'm actually glad you abandoned me. 32 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,253 Wouldn't want you to be my dad anyway. 33 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,383 Who was that? 34 00:02:17,764 --> 00:02:20,058 And how is it possible there's an angel I've never met? 35 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,477 I don't know, but you're welcome. 36 00:02:23,478 --> 00:02:24,478 You're welcome? 37 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:25,937 Yeah. 38 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:27,649 So... 39 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,068 Beam me up. 40 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,196 Oh, Daniel. 41 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:37,867 You know that I want to help you, but we've been through this before. 42 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:38,951 That's not how it works. 43 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:40,078 Yeah, I know. 44 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:43,098 I know it's all about my own guilt, but I figured it out, man. 45 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:44,707 You see, I was feeling guilty, 46 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:47,043 for betraying you to Michael, but I just saved your life. 47 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,836 So, even-steven. 48 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,880 Huh? Up we go! 49 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,467 Come on. 50 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,138 Why am I still here? 51 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,230 Well you must feel guilty about something else. 52 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:08,773 Or maybe you actually have no idea how any of this works. 53 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:12,443 As former ruler of Hell, and soon to be ruler of the full Monty, 54 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:15,488 I believe I'm the only one who knows how any of this works. 55 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,571 Really? 56 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,802 Well, you had no idea that you were able to bring me up to earth, 57 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:20,660 and yet here I am, in the flesh. 58 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:22,452 Kind of. 59 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,455 Of course I knew that. 60 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:25,456 I just didn't think it was for the best. 61 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:27,458 So you did know? 62 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,546 And yet you still left me in ping pong purgatory, 63 00:03:31,671 --> 00:03:34,674 to return Belios's pathetic backhand for thousands of years? 64 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:35,799 Exactly. 65 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,308 Wow. 66 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,437 You know what, man? 67 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,230 You have no idea what's right for me. 68 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,899 You stay away from me. 69 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,401 Daniel. 70 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,288 I can't get you out of my head 71 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:08,124 Can't get you out of my head 72 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:11,878 I got it buried in 73 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,422 - Chloe. - Hi. 74 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,425 So, since we went to hell, I've been thinking a lot about heaven, 75 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:18,926 like, all night. 76 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:20,803 And since you're finally ready to become God, 77 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:24,140 and I will be your partner up there, I have a few questions. 78 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,784 - Do you have a second? - Well, I was just on my way... 79 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,143 Okay, so, uh, number one. 80 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:30,396 Time goes much faster in Hell than it does on earth. 81 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:31,681 So, is it the same in heaven? 82 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:33,608 I mean, say, I'm up there for a year. 83 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,860 How long am I gone on Earth, for, like, a minute? 84 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:36,943 And then number two. 85 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,362 If that is the case, 86 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,782 would Trix even notice if I'm gone for the day? 87 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:43,785 Because I've just been so nervous to talk to her about this, you know, 88 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:45,411 the heaven, of all of it. 89 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:47,306 - Well... - And then, speaking of teleportation... 90 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,558 - We were speaking of teleportation? - Are you even going to have time? 91 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:51,125 To fly me up and down, every time? 92 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,336 Or are you just gonna, what, blink your eyes and... 93 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:55,046 beam me up whenever you want to? 94 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:57,465 Why does everyone think beaming up is a thing? 95 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,426 Look, everything is going to be fine. 96 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:05,515 Like I keep saying, when I'm God, I will figure things out. 97 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,518 Okay? 98 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:13,147 Okay. I'm sorry. I just, you know, I have no idea what to expect. 99 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:15,942 As you know, when I get nervous, I investigate. 100 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,610 Oh, I know you do, detective. 101 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,506 But there's nothing to be scared about. 102 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,949 I promise I will be right there beside you. 103 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:26,243 Okay. 104 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,541 I can't believe this is finally happening. 105 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,171 What's wrong? 106 00:05:39,549 --> 00:05:42,134 I just need to take care of a little misunderstanding. 107 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:43,427 What happened? 108 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:45,221 Is it Dan? Did you find him? 109 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,806 No. Daniel, is... 110 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:50,184 ...he's fine. Um, now, this is something else, 111 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:53,771 which will be cleared up in no time, and then we will be off to heaven, 112 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:56,274 and we will figure things out, together. 113 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:57,441 Okay? 114 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:00,610 Okay. 115 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,206 Brother! 116 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:14,625 Why haven't you answered my calls? 117 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:17,336 There has been a catastrophic miscarriage of justice. 118 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:20,006 Is this another excuse to put off being God? 119 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,425 No, no. This is about some rando angel, 120 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,011 flying around, accusing me of being her father. 121 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,722 An angel that we don't know about? Describe her. 122 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,056 I don't know. 123 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:33,394 Early 20s, resting mean face, loves blaming others, 124 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:37,064 combative, rebellious, insists that I abandoned her. 125 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:39,233 Hmm, sounds like someone I know. 126 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:41,944 - Maybe she is your daughter, Luci. - Ha-ha! 127 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:45,072 Do I need to remind you that angels cannot produce offspring? 128 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:48,242 And need I remind you of your nephew? 129 00:06:48,326 --> 00:06:50,077 Uh, well, that's different. 130 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,830 You subconsciously wanted to get closer to humanity, 131 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:56,417 so you lost your powers and made a baby. A human baby! 132 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,835 This girl is an angel! 133 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,213 And I may do a lot of sinful things, but incest is not on the list. 134 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:04,008 Well, you have certainly slept with plenty of humans, so... 135 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,134 Wait a minute. 136 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:09,597 If you made an angel child with one of them, then... 137 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,140 then perhaps there is still a chance 138 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,910 that Charlie could grow to be an angel as well. 139 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:14,727 Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty! 140 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,772 Oh, yes. The three signs of puberty, acne, pubes and wings. 141 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,024 Can we focus on my problem, please? 142 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,817 Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Well... 143 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,779 Charlie appears to be growing at normal human rate. 144 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,614 So, I think we could assume 145 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,616 that your half-human baby will do the same. 146 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:32,119 So, the only way that you could be this girl's father is 147 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,329 if you were on earth, 148 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,706 around 20 years ago when she was conceived. 149 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:37,583 And had sex with a woman. 150 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:41,879 I just assume that every time you are on earth, you had sex with a woman? 151 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:43,297 Not always a woman, brother. 152 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:44,715 True. True. 153 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,051 But were you on earth in the late '90s? 154 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,469 Of course not. 155 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,096 Who wants to visit the '90s? 156 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:53,182 Frosted tips. Dial-up. Creed! 157 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,187 Oh, hang on. 158 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,941 Hang on. I did pop up to celebrate the end of the '90s. 159 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:05,236 Falcons, Broncos, Super Bowl, '99, Miami. 160 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:09,407 Epic party, lots of bodies, very few clothes. 161 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,326 It's starting to sound like congratulations are in order. 162 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:14,745 Keep the champagne corked, brother. 163 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:17,581 She is not my daughter! 164 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,522 Rum de de dum da dum dum dum da de da 165 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,504 Love how you vibe on it 166 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:26,340 Rum de de dum da dum dum dum da de da 167 00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:28,300 Like a song on repeat 168 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,346 Hey, daddy. 169 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,308 Now that's where you're mistaken, buddy boy. 170 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:38,644 I am here to prove that I... 171 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,480 am nobody's daddy. 172 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:58,372 My head is in the clouds, That's where I stay, yeah 173 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:02,001 I'm never coming down, This is my place, yeah 174 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:05,588 No, you can't touch me now, From outer space, yeah 175 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,256 I'm never slowing down... 176 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,636 Wait, so nobody can see me. 177 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,345 Hey. 178 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,270 What's up, everybody? 179 00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:25,357 So, no one can hear me? 180 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,692 Can you hear me? 181 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:28,486 Whoo. Whoo. Whoo! 182 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,367 This really sucks. 183 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:43,167 Ella. Yes! If any human can see me, you can. 184 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:46,462 You're the most spiritual person I know. Yes! 185 00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:50,173 Ella! 186 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,174 It's me. 187 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,133 It's Dan. 188 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,134 Can you hear me? 189 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,761 Ella! 190 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,931 Can you hear me? 191 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,224 Ella! 192 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,141 Dan? 193 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,102 Is that you? 194 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,562 Wait, can you smell me? 195 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,146 What... 196 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,776 You recognize my Axe bodywash? 197 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:12,196 Is that what it is? This is great! This is great! I'm right here! Look... 198 00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:13,906 Smell that, come on. 199 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:18,828 Not only does this report say that you are just a regular old bullfrog, 200 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:21,205 with zero traces of the supernatural, 201 00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:25,042 you are also stinking up my lab! 202 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:26,961 Dan! 203 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,132 Thanks for the false hope, buddy. 204 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,217 And just so you know, 205 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:37,346 she only named you Dan because she misses me. 206 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:44,228 Can you see me? 207 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,605 Hey. 208 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,152 I feel it too, little guy. 209 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,573 My sixth sense, off the charts. 210 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,492 It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie up in here! 211 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,620 I don't know what's going on. 212 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,747 But I'm going to figure it out. 213 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,584 It's me. 214 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,879 Ella, it's me! That's what you're sensing, I'm right here. 215 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,173 Ella, come on, please! 216 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:17,970 But first, you, my slimy friend, are in serious need of a spa-day. 217 00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:19,597 Whoo. 218 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,766 Ella... 219 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,152 - Linda? - Yes, hello. 220 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:35,362 Linda. 221 00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:36,739 Hi! 222 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,076 Hey, has Lucifer stopped by? 223 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,995 Um, I haven't seen him. 224 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,371 Is everything okay? 225 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,664 Oh, um... 226 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,498 Yeah. 227 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:51,129 Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. He just had to run a little errand 228 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:53,422 before we start our new job in heaven. 229 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,307 And you're worried he's putting it off again? 230 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,594 No, but it's a little weird, he hasn't returned my texts or calls. 231 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:02,306 I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing, so maybe he is too. He's probably just 232 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,391 off somewhere, trying to 233 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,937 deal with that... It's just that, he hasn't done this since... 234 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:11,023 ...February 2nd, 2017. 235 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,776 - Mm-hmm. - When he disappeared to Vegas, 236 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,111 and married Candy Morningstar. 237 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,612 Mm-hmm. 238 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,467 I mean, but what are the chances he would run off to Vegas 239 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:20,658 and marry a stripper twice? 240 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,411 Okay. But maybe, 241 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:28,874 maybe what you're really worried about is maintaining your hard-fought level of 242 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,418 communication and trust. 243 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:36,340 Yeah. I mean, our relationship, our partnership has come so far, 244 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:40,135 I just... I just don't know why he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to. 245 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,471 Now you're both past the point of guessing games, 246 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,224 why don't you ask him? 247 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,770 Right. Yes, like, um, I'll just find... 248 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,856 find out where he is, and yeah, I'll just ask him. 249 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,944 There is, um, this app, um, sort of, just tells me where he is. 250 00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,405 He is where? 251 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:06,787 So, I just sent you the info you wanted, you've gotta tell me what this is about. 252 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,497 Call it a finder's fee. 253 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,041 A young lady playing, pin the tail on the daddy, 254 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,167 picked me as the ass. 255 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:13,893 Well, good thing you're shooting blanks, 256 00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:16,797 or you would have what, 10,000 Lucifer Jrs. running around? 257 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,300 Ten thousand seems a tad superfluous. 258 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,361 Well, you did come down here for one night in the '90s 259 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,929 and managed to orgy it up with 36 people. 260 00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:28,309 It was Y2K! People were getting jiggy with it, left, right and center. 261 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,519 Anyway, did you manage to locate the women 262 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,646 who gave birth to daughters nine months later? 263 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,274 Yeah, addresses for the four women are in your inbox. 264 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,693 Numero Uno is the only one still in Miami, 265 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:41,030 a dance teacher, Ana Christina Perez Del Rio. 266 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,114 Excellent. 267 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,676 All I have to do is verify that none of those women's daughters 268 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,261 was the girl that showed up at the penthouse, 269 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,619 then it'll be clear. 270 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,580 There's no way that kid is mine. 271 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,516 Can't wait to watch the re-run on Jerry Springer? 272 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,540 Very funny. 273 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,293 Great job! 274 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,754 Work it. Work it. 275 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,675 More hips, move those hips. Come on. 276 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,720 Nice job. Yes! 277 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,180 Lucifer? 278 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,349 Never thought I'd see you again. 279 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,184 You haven't changed a bit. 280 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,854 Last time I saw you, you're a Denver Bronco's cheerleader. 281 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,105 Oh. 282 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,898 Yes. 283 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900 We need to talk. 284 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,862 Do have a bit of salsa, on my chips. 285 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:26,825 I have missed your jokes. Mm! And a lot of other things too. 286 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,035 I'm sure you have. 287 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,372 People change, except you, apparently. 288 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,918 Well, I certainly hope I'm the same childless man I was back in '99. 289 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:39,880 Don't lie. Is it good genes or botox? 290 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:40,963 Immortality. 291 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,549 You should check out our next class. 292 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,344 I'm here on business and not pleasure. 293 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,888 Is this your daughter? 294 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,139 Kind of hard to tell. 295 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,850 How about now? 296 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:52,934 What are you playing at? 297 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:56,688 Well, I'm trying to prove that your daughter isn't also my daughter. 298 00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:00,150 So, if you wouldn't mind showing me a photograph or a picture... 299 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:04,029 No need to worry Lucifer, I always triple-checked my IUD before an orgy. 300 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:07,658 Lovely, I'm sure you did. Irrespective of that, a picture? 301 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,368 Oh, a tattoo. 302 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:11,912 Thank me. 303 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:12,995 I'm not the dad. 304 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,665 One down, three to disprove. 305 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,833 I'm not the father. 306 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,360 She looks refreshingly unfamiliar. 307 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,212 Thank me, I'm not the dad. 308 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,673 I mean, yeah. You, a father? 309 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,049 That'd be disastrous. 310 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,259 I beg your pardon? 311 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,844 You're not the sticking around type. 312 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,095 No offense. 313 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,806 Offense taken. 314 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,808 I'd be a great father, thank you very much. 315 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,144 In fact, I'm about to be world's best dad 316 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,562 to seven billion people, so... 317 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,064 Mm, well. 318 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:44,153 If you wanna be a dad so bad, maybe there's still time. 319 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,405 My divorce just finalized 320 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,700 and I'm ready to party like it's 1999. 321 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,578 I'm sorry, but I'm not that same male slut 322 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,831 that you had sex with many, many times that night. 323 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,291 I do stick around these days. 324 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,502 Elisa, what are you doing? I told you I've evolved. 325 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,629 Lucifer! 326 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,549 You haven't changed at all. 327 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,717 Er... 328 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,052 Chloe! 329 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,949 I can't believe you were halfway across the country 330 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,265 and you didn't even tell me. 331 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,785 I mean, everything between us, I thought you were better than this. 332 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,162 - Better than what? - Than running off again. 333 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:18,186 Would you marry her, too? 334 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,948 I'm just here to prove she's not the mother of my illegitimate child. 335 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,274 Child? 336 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,650 What child? 337 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:27,779 Look, a young lady broke into my penthouse 338 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:31,116 acting like the devil's spawn and claiming to be one to boot. 339 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,036 - But angels can't... - Exactly. 340 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,388 - Except Amenadiel because... - Right. 341 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,080 So, what, the woman who came to see you? 342 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,749 Is deeply confused, precisely. 343 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,043 So... 344 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,166 We're all good now, right? 345 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,211 No! 346 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,880 No, we're not all good. 347 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:48,425 All this talk, about being partners, why would you keep this from me? 348 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,010 I didn't see the need to upset you. 349 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,554 I'm not upset! 350 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,849 Well, your super strength is suggesting otherwise. 351 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,979 Look, I am sorry. 352 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,523 I should have told you. 353 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,735 Just promise me. 354 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,487 No more secrets, okay? 355 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,906 Absolutely. I promise. 356 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,535 Good news is there's only one woman left on the list. So... 357 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,161 What list? 358 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,627 Lucifer, you still here? 359 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:28,507 Oh, no. This is giving me, like, generic demon bounty hunter vibes. 360 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,716 I want to feel special. 361 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,844 Oh, Maze! 362 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,763 Thank God. 363 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,725 I have been looking for someone to talk to all day. 364 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,354 I mean, I went to visit Ella. Of course, she couldn't see me. 365 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,773 But, I mean, you could see me, right, Maze? 366 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:45,941 Maze? 367 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:47,859 Maze? 368 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,279 I don't get it. 369 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,446 I don't get it. 370 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,074 Dan, the stupid frog can see me, but you can't? 371 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,578 Can somebody please, please, just tell me the rules? 372 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,829 Mm-mm. 373 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,206 No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan. 374 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,541 I don't want to look like Dan. 375 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,252 Oh, yes. That would be a tragedy. 376 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,088 Poor guy. His pants were always so tight. 377 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,591 That's all you have to say? Huh? 378 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:15,053 The first time anyone said anything about me since I got back, 379 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:19,766 except to name a stupid frog after me, is to take a dump on my fashion sense? 380 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,851 Well, you know what? 381 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,812 I am glad you can't see me! 382 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,272 And another thing. 383 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:30,694 Everybody knows that LA is way too hot for leather. 384 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,616 Mazel tov. 385 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,869 Mazel tov! 386 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,997 I haven't been to a bris since little baby Sigmund's. 387 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,122 Really? 388 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,001 Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip. 389 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,254 So, Maze said the last person on the list works here? 390 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,590 Mm. Esther Barnum. 391 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,009 And there she is. 392 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:56,720 Well, a rabbi. 393 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,057 I can see why you two would have a special connection. 394 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,808 Mm? 395 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,061 No. 396 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,856 Our special connection lasted about fifteen very shallow minutes. 397 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,650 I doubt I even made an impression. 398 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,733 Lucifer? 399 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:22,954 I have waited 22 years to tell you how much you changed my life. 400 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,415 For the worse? 401 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,792 No. 402 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,211 You left a mark on my soul. 403 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,086 Oh. 404 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,048 You're the reason I became a rabbi. 405 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,967 Oh, because I brought out her deepest desires. 406 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,594 But, it could have happened to anyone. 407 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,222 Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther. 408 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:44,351 Um, if you wouldn't mind showing us a photograph of your daughter... 409 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,603 Not in a creepy way. 410 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:47,771 Then we'll be off. 411 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,855 Is this about Mira? 412 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:50,815 Mira? 413 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,497 Have you heard from her? Did you find her? 414 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,861 Um, did something happen to her? 415 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,447 She ran away. 416 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:58,531 Five years ago. 417 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,701 I even hired a private detective. 418 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,912 This is one of the last pictures I have of her. 419 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,956 Oh, well, that settles it. 420 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,333 I'll take "I am not the father" for 200, please, Alex. 421 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,960 You barely even looked at the photo. 422 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,001 I don't need to, 423 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,440 because the girl in my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair, 424 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,923 heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows. 425 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,091 That sounds like Mira. 426 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,466 It does? 427 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,095 She was always a troubled girl. 428 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,387 Upset a lot. 429 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,823 And she always wanted to dye her hair. 430 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:22,847 Oh. 431 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,225 Why did Mira run away? 432 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,061 She was looking for her father. 433 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,147 And you named me as the unlucky chap. 434 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:34,526 To be honest, I don't know who her dad is. 435 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,320 I was a different person back then. 436 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,030 Mm. Me too. 437 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,242 I tried to be enough for Mira, but... 438 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,286 she wanted answers. 439 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,539 Missing a child? 440 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:51,084 It's like missing a part of yourself that can never be replaced. 441 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:57,257 Well, as a mother myself, I can't imagine what you're going through. 442 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,010 We will help you find your daughter. 443 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,348 Oh, absolutely. 444 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,267 Uh, your daughter, 445 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,353 who definitely, definitely isn't my daughter. 446 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,707 Amenadiel. 447 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,128 You're an angel. You can see me, right? 448 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:41,218 Amenadiel, please. Come on, man. I just want my friends back. 449 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,093 Amenadiel. 450 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:49,809 This sucks! 451 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:53,813 Dan? 452 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,776 Dan, is that you? 453 00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,362 Wait, you... you can see me? 454 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,964 Wait, wait, wait. Did Lucifer bring you up here? 455 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,866 No, no, no, no. Some crazy psycho punk rock angel did. 456 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,243 Oh, I heard about her. 457 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,953 Yeah, man, she just left me here. 458 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,223 She left me here without explaining any of the stupid rules. 459 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:11,474 Well, what have you been doing, man? 460 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,934 I mean, have you... Have you seen Trixie? 461 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:13,958 - Uh... - Chloe? 462 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,085 No. 463 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,211 No, no, no, no, man. 464 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,547 You know, I kind of wanted to figure out 465 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,341 what being a ghost really, really meant first. 466 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,676 You know? 467 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,737 I mean, I didn't want to give Trixie 468 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,906 a coronary popping out of the bathroom mirror or something. 469 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,285 Were you just studying police procedure? 470 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,395 Yeah. 471 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,148 Yeah, man, I made it into the academy, thanks to you. 472 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,568 - What? - Yeah, it meant a lot to me. 473 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,236 You submitted my application. 474 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,406 That's great, man. It's great. 475 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:48,785 Hey, I'm so... 476 00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,955 I'm so sorry about getting upset with you before. 477 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,308 You know, I've been feeling so bad 478 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,459 about the fight that we had right before you... 479 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,463 Died? 480 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,173 Yeah. 481 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,009 Yeah. 482 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,760 I've been feeling bad about that too, man. 483 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:06,946 That's why I didn't come visit. 484 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,889 Yeah. You don't have to explain. 485 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,558 Really. It's okay. 486 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:14,603 I love you, man. 487 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,859 Right! You're a soul without a body. 488 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,320 Yep. And I guess only angels can see me. 489 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,529 What's up, Dan? 490 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,242 Wait. What? 491 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,161 What? You can actually see me now? 492 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,997 Yeah, I could see you all along. Duh, it's me! 493 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,408 Dammit, Maze! I might have figured this out early if you hadn't screwed with me. 494 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,587 Demon love. It's so confusing. 495 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,339 Yeah. You should know. 496 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,301 Oh, man, I'm just so happy I can actually talk to you guys. 497 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,279 I don't know why Lucifer didn't bring you back, man, 498 00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,138 but it's... It's great to see you, Dan. 499 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,599 Yeah, we really missed you, bro. 500 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,060 Oh, man. 501 00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,354 I missed you guys, too. 502 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,068 Shit. Yeah. 503 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,996 Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways. 504 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,499 Please ensure your table is in the upright position. 505 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:18,833 I know mine is. 506 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:21,962 Hey, Lucifer. 507 00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:25,799 Um, have you flown anyone else before? 508 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:27,968 Only Maze. 509 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,095 Oh, and Amenadiel once. 510 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,280 He killed a goose with his face. 511 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,098 Fabio style. It was the highlight of my day. 512 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,935 Oh, if it's any consolation, 513 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,187 it's much more romantic with you in my arms. 514 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,982 Yeah, it's just I've been thinking... 515 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,745 What? About other things we can try midair? 516 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:44,901 Yes, me too. 517 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,611 No, no. About... 518 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,695 How you've been keeping all this from me because you don't want to upset me. 519 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,283 That's what I said, yes. 520 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:55,829 Okay, well, you know, it took you a while to 521 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,580 realize your feelings for me. 522 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:02,460 So, maybe, way deep down, you know that 523 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,087 you and Esther have a thing together. 524 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:07,173 I mean, it's looking pretty possible that you actualized a child with her. 525 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,800 Mira is not my daughter. 526 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:12,846 Okay, but if if you and Esther did have a thing, it's totally fine. 527 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,391 Totally okay. Not like I didn't have any relationships before you. 528 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:18,518 You know, I was... I was married to Dan. 529 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,729 So, just so you know, you can tell me about it. 530 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:24,441 Right. Well, there has, and never will be anything between Esther and I. 531 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,609 - Okay? - Okay. Okay. 532 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:30,030 Well, then why do I feel like you're still keeping secrets from me? 533 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,489 What secrets? 534 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,408 You know everything. 535 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:37,037 A young woman accused me of being her father and, enraged, flew away. 536 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,246 What? 537 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,248 She's an angel? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 538 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:41,541 I... 539 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,728 I don't know. I must have been distracted. 540 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:46,296 What, with the death threats and Daniel coming back to Earth. 541 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,048 What? 542 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,718 Dan? 543 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:54,512 Is... is on Earth? 544 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,556 Yes. 545 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:59,225 But he's a ghost, so, you can't see him anyway. 546 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,313 Uh... 547 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,984 Okay? I thought we were past the point of keeping secrets, 548 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,779 but you clearly cannot help yourself. 549 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:13,031 Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything. 550 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,658 I gave up everything to be your partner. 551 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,619 We are past keeping secrets. 552 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,430 Then why wouldn't you tell me that you have a daughter? 553 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,454 'Cause it isn't true. 554 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,957 I can't keep a secret if I don't know what the secret is. 555 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,542 But you keep keeping secrets. 556 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,548 Look... 557 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,008 Look, I know you're upset, 558 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:36,137 but right now, I think we need to focus on why we're here, okay? 559 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,352 Yes, let's focus on why we're here. 560 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,520 Right. 561 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:48,775 So, the P.I. that Esther hired said that he'd heard Mira had worked here, 562 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:51,903 - but the trail went cold. - So, let's find out why, shall we? 563 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,906 After you. 564 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:05,500 Hi there. Excuse me, sir. Have you seen this girl? 565 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,583 No. 566 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,839 Uh, it might have been a while ago. 567 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:11,965 I can't help you. 568 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:14,092 Well, she's much angstier looking now. 569 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,277 There's some pink in her hair. 570 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,845 And wings, apparently. 571 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,639 We're told that she used to work here. 572 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:20,974 No. 573 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:24,394 Uh, what about at the diner? 574 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,148 No. 575 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,484 Well, could she maybe have worked out there? 576 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,194 At the avocado stand? 577 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:36,072 I ran those dirty hippies out over a year ago. Ain't seen 'em since. 578 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,365 Good riddance. 579 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,493 If you've run out of questions, I'm busy. 580 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,120 Well, actually, Billy Bob... 581 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:45,456 No, you know, we will take one of these, 582 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,022 and thank you so much for your time. 583 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,595 I was just about to mojo him. 584 00:27:58,678 --> 00:27:59,878 I didn't want to tip them off. 585 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,306 What are we tipping? 586 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:04,726 He said that he hadn't seen anyone from the avocado farm in a year. 587 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:07,437 If that's the case, then why is he selling this? 588 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,065 Holy guacamole. 589 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,692 He was lying to us. It's theirs. 590 00:28:13,568 --> 00:28:16,821 Hide one truth, you're probably hiding something else. 591 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,782 Well, I wonder what that something else is. 592 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,327 Looks like we have some hippies to find. 593 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,425 Very Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, isn't it? 594 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:38,508 Mm. 595 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:39,594 Hello there? 596 00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:41,054 Oh. Go, go, go. 597 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:45,183 We're just looking for a young lady about 21, 22-years-old. 598 00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:47,936 Goes by the name of Mira. 599 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:51,981 We, um, have a photo of her here, if you want to come take a look. 600 00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:55,652 No one's in trouble, promise. We're just worried about her. 601 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,949 Did you say Mira? 602 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:18,883 All right. I'm going to grant you two seconds to get off my property. 603 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,653 I'd point that somewhere else if I were you. 604 00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,029 You don't know who you're dealing with. 605 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:23,333 What are you, cops or something? 606 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:28,101 Well, actually, I'm about to be a supreme being 607 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,024 and she's about to be first Lady to all things. 608 00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:32,563 If you ain't cops, get the hell off my land or I call the cops. 609 00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:34,083 Well, then I'll call Social Services. 610 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:36,307 I'm sure they'd love to see what's going on around here. 611 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:37,944 Everyone's here by choice. 612 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:40,029 Is that so? Let's ask them, shall we? 613 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:41,239 Tell me, young lady, 614 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,617 what is it you desire? 615 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,618 I wanna go home! 616 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,121 Shut up. Get back inside. 617 00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:54,502 How dare you treat these children this way? 618 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:01,843 I've shot trespassers before, I'll do it again. 619 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,430 Lucifer! 620 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:09,850 Lucifer? 621 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:11,769 Lucifer? 622 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,813 Lucifer! 623 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,356 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 624 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,983 Oh, yeah, I'm fine, but 625 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:20,903 this Neanderthal has soiled my Di Stefano! 626 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,159 Oh, dear. 627 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,703 You don't still have Amenadiel's necklace, do you? 628 00:30:58,399 --> 00:30:59,901 Ooh! 629 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:11,788 Now, their parents can't protect them, so you'll have to deal with me. 630 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:12,997 Okay, Lucifer, put him down. 631 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:15,583 What did you do with Mira? Did you hurt her too? 632 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,251 She's not here. 633 00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:20,004 Where is she? Tell me! 634 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,839 It's okay. We got him. 635 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,263 Then where is she? 636 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:30,640 We will find her. 637 00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,059 We will. 638 00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:41,275 Thank you. 639 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,778 So, most of the kids are runaways. 640 00:31:43,861 --> 00:31:46,030 They were forced to work in the orchards. 641 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:49,575 They weren't able to leave or call their friends or family. 642 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:50,899 What's going to happen to them? 643 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,040 Be reconnected with loved ones or find safe homes. 644 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,127 Right, well, there's no sign of Mira. 645 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:02,130 Perhaps, she didn't end up here after all. 646 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,006 Yeah. 647 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,350 Um, this drawing... 648 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:18,104 It's almost identical to the one in the photo. 649 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:19,272 Did Mira draw it? 650 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:24,318 Mira, the girl that I'm looking for, did she draw this picture? 651 00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:28,698 We don't mean Mira any harm. But she was here, wasn't she? 652 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,958 Do you know where she is now? 653 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:43,254 She met a guy online. 654 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,048 She ran away to be with him. 655 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,800 How wonderful. She goes from a cult 656 00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:49,969 to a relationship with an online stranger. 657 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:51,429 I don't know what's worse. 658 00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:53,014 Do you know the guy's name? 659 00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:58,227 Rob Daniel, I think. 660 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:00,855 Mira mentioned something about San Francisco. 661 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,024 Okay, great. Thank you. 662 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:04,733 Thank you. 663 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:06,527 Oh, and... 664 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:12,158 if you need anything, anything at all, just say a little prayer. 665 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,535 I plan to be a boots on the ground type of God. 666 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,376 Thank you. 667 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,880 So, I have an address for a Rob Daniel in San Francisco. 668 00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:27,256 Great. Shall we? 669 00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:30,468 But actually, I'll send you the address, 670 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,345 but I think maybe you should go on your own. 671 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:35,067 You're not still mad about Esther, are you? 672 00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:37,266 No. No. 673 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:40,895 I thought you were hiding feelings for Esther, but I saw you back there. 674 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,314 How you reacted. 675 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,942 I think I know why you're so scared. 676 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:49,320 You think that Mira might actually be your daughter, don't you? 677 00:33:52,615 --> 00:33:53,615 Chloe... 678 00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:56,494 I mean, what if she actually is? 679 00:33:57,245 --> 00:33:59,247 That means I let all of this happen to her. 680 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:00,599 This is not your fault, Lucifer. 681 00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:01,623 You didn't know. 682 00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:02,664 Why does that even matter? 683 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:06,671 What matters is what you do going forward, of what we do. 684 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:08,631 We? 685 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,800 If you go to San Francisco and Mira is 686 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,843 the girl who showed up at your penthouse, 687 00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,054 if she really is your daughter, 688 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:20,268 we will figure this out together, okay? As partners. 689 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:27,775 I may not be certain of a lot right now, but one thing is for sure. 690 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:32,196 I have never loved anyone the way I love you, Chloe Decker. 691 00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:42,790 Go, find her. 692 00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:17,074 Bloody hell. 693 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:21,621 Pervert. 694 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,664 What are you, 72? 695 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:27,376 I don't know what's going on, but for the record, I'm 43. 696 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:29,628 Where is she? 697 00:35:29,754 --> 00:35:30,754 Hey, get out of my house! 698 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,839 Mira! 699 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:33,591 Mira! 700 00:35:33,674 --> 00:35:34,674 Dad? 701 00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,893 You're not the girl from my penthouse. 702 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,321 Who are you? 703 00:35:56,072 --> 00:35:57,323 Not Mira's father. 704 00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:59,617 Well, I am, and I'll call the cops if you don't leave. 705 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:02,953 You're Mira's father. 706 00:36:03,037 --> 00:36:05,539 But I thought you were some basement dweller, 707 00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:07,500 catfishing young ladies on the Internet. 708 00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,211 Right. 709 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:17,468 I owe you an apology. Both of you. This has been an embarrassing mistake. 710 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:23,641 Mira, call your mother. She's worried about you. 711 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:26,727 She is? 712 00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:31,816 I thought about contacting her a million 713 00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:33,984 times, but I was so angry when I ran away. 714 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:35,611 I said such awful things. It's... 715 00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:39,281 I didn't think she wanted to see me. 716 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,951 But she never stopped looking for you. 717 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,287 I will call her today. 718 00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:48,290 Right. 719 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,251 Wait. 720 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,794 How do you know my mother? 721 00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:57,466 There's a chance, I thought I might have 18 years of child support 722 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,885 due to 15 shallow minutes at a Super Bowl orgy. 723 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,431 You must be Lucifer Morningstar. 724 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,684 I spent years looking into the men who could have been my father 725 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:08,811 and you're the only one I couldn't find. 726 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:10,336 Well, that's because I was in Hell. 727 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,440 Not exactly on Google maps, is it? 728 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:16,193 But I'm glad that you found your real father. 729 00:37:17,111 --> 00:37:19,572 The best day of my life, when she showed up on my doorstep. 730 00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:22,032 Well, not at first. 731 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:23,836 To be honest, I thought I was being scammed. 732 00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:26,537 Well, what changed your mind? 733 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,180 How did you realize that she was yours? 734 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:33,184 You know, I think it was the first moment I looked into her eyes. 735 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,797 Just felt it in my gut. 736 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,401 When I was young 737 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,948 I thought the world of you 738 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,618 You were all 739 00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:10,831 And I saw you again 740 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:13,209 But I won't 741 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:15,836 Think of... 742 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,838 I miss my Daddy. 743 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:20,201 I know you do. 744 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:25,805 Won't be enough Don't let me go 745 00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:29,892 Stay by my side 746 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:37,066 Don't let me go 747 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:40,486 Stay with me still 748 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:42,737 Take me back. 749 00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:48,410 Take you back where? 750 00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:50,412 To Hell. 751 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,002 I know why you didn't bring me up here, Lucifer. 752 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,294 Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie, 753 00:38:57,378 --> 00:39:00,005 not being able to hug them, it's worse than Hell. 754 00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:04,593 Please, please take me back. 755 00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:06,762 Daniel... 756 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,390 I'm so sorry, but 757 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:14,144 once you reached the mortal plane, you became intangible. 758 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,857 I can't carry you back even if I wanted to. 759 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,108 And I do, believe me. 760 00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:21,026 So, what? I'm just stuck here? 761 00:39:27,116 --> 00:39:29,094 I could kill this stupid angel who brought me up here. 762 00:39:29,118 --> 00:39:30,369 Don't blame her. 763 00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:32,538 She was just looking for me. 764 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:33,831 Yeah, to kill you. 765 00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:35,666 No, I'm not sure she knows the whole story. 766 00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,003 Neither do I, for that matter. 767 00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:43,382 Because if I'd known she existed, there's no way I... 768 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,680 Let's just say, I know better than anyone 769 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:51,849 what it's like to grow up with an absent father. 770 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:55,853 Wait, are you saying... 771 00:39:58,439 --> 00:40:00,524 Lucifer, are you saying what I think you're saying? 772 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,323 When I stared into her eyes, 773 00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:09,909 it was... 774 00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:13,287 It was so familiar. 775 00:40:14,747 --> 00:40:17,082 Like, I knew her like, I... 776 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,461 Like I knew her. 777 00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:25,215 I don't know how it's possible, Daniel, but... 778 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:28,510 she is my daughter. 779 00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:32,222 Wow. 780 00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:34,642 That's great, man. 781 00:40:36,352 --> 00:40:39,104 Congratulations! Having a daughter, it's... 782 00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:40,773 It's the best. 783 00:40:41,732 --> 00:40:43,233 I think I may have screwed my chance 784 00:40:43,317 --> 00:40:48,072 of making things up with her by acting like a dick. 785 00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:50,366 Yeah, but you gotta try, man. 786 00:40:52,076 --> 00:40:55,371 I mean, if there's one thing that I've learned coming back 787 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:58,123 is that you got to take advantage of the time 788 00:40:58,207 --> 00:41:00,125 you have with your kid before it all goes away. 789 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:06,131 And you're lucky because because she's still out there. 790 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:08,425 Somewhere. 791 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,015 Go, get her. 792 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:18,559 I will. 793 00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:21,605 I will. 794 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:26,819 Only problem is, she could have flown anywhere by now. 795 00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:33,366 Goodnight, sweetie. 796 00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:00,019 Lucifer? 797 00:42:09,737 --> 00:42:10,904 Dan? 798 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:23,708 Who are you? 799 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:32,634 Hi, Mom. 800 00:42:36,847 --> 00:42:37,848 Mom?