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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis
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at East Texas Tech.
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He said I could audit his course.
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I'm John Sturgis.
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Sheldon invited me to dinner.
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Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful.
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You're only here temporarily?
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That's the plan for now,
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but I could be enticed to stay.
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I do believe there was subtext there.
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Did you pick up on it?
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Okay.
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I'll see you later.
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Are you sure you don't
want to stay with me?
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I don't think so. I don't
really understand this stuff.
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That's how I felt when we
watched Dirty Dancing,
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and I stayed.
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When Patrick Swayze takes
his shirt off in here,
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I'll be back. You have a good one.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Who are you?
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I'm Paige.
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I like your bow tie.
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Thank you.
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You seem awfully young, Paige.
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Are you with an adult
who's taking this class?
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No. Dr. Sturgis heard about my research
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on quantum chromodynamics
at high temperatures
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and invited me to audit his course.
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Is that so?
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Yes. He's been super nice.
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Interesting. Well, just so we're clear,
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he's my mentor, he's
my meemaw's boyfriend,
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and he had spaghetti
and hot dogs at my house.
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[CHUCKLING]: The spaghetti
goes on the hot dogs?
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No.
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You realize this is
a very advanced class.
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We'll be discussing
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deriving nuclear physics
from the quark model.
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Do you know if he'll be doing
a full color octet calculation
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with matrix manipulations?
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I do not.
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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?
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No.
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[CHUCKLES]: Well, do you know anything?
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I know you're in my spot.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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How old are you?
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I'm ten.
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I'm ten, too.
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When's your birthday?
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February 26.
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March 17.
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I'm the youngest person in this class.
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[CHUCKLES]: That's funny.
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Oh, good.
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I see you two have met.
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I'm younger than him.
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How come you never mentioned
she was coming to this class?
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I thought it would be a fun surprise.
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I don't like surprises.
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Neither do I.
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Then why did you do it?
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Some people like surprises.
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I love surprises.
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Did you enjoy this one?
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- Yes.
- A 50% success rate.
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Not bad. Let's get started.
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ADULT SHELDON: Not since sharing
a uterus with my twin sister
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have I been so unhappy
sitting next to someone.
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["CRACKLIN' ROSIE" BY
NEIL DIAMOND PLAYING]
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♪ Taking it slow ♪
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♪ And Lord, don't you know ♪
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Awful quiet back there.
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I'm having an emotion
I'm unfamiliar with.
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Hmm. Think it might have something to do
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with your new classmate?
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It's possible.
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She's the only variable
in the social equation.
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So what are you feeling?
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My face is hot,
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I've a knot in my stomach,
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and I'm resisting the urge
to kick your seat right now.
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I'm thinking it might be jealousy.
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No, that's not in my nature.
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All right, let's go
through all the emotions.
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I'm looking at your face,
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so I'm gonna rule out happy.
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Are you sad?
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No, there's too much anger in there.
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Oh, well, maybe you're angry.
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No, there's too much sad in there.
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Maybe you got a little crush on her.
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Do you want me to kick your seat?
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I don't know, Moonpie.
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I'm still thinking it might be jealousy.
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Give me one reason
why I would be jealous.
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Well, Dr. Sturgis means a lot to you,
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and now he's paying
attention to somebody else.
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You're used to being the
only smart kid around,
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and now there's another.
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Oh, and there's the possibility...
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I said one reason, thank you.
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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STURGIS [ON PHONE]: Hello, Mary.
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This is John Sturgis,
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Sheldon's professor
and your mother's lover.
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Hi. And "John" was more than enough.
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I was calling because there's
a new student in my class
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who's Sheldon's age.
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No kidding.
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Her mother wondered if I
could put you two in contact
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since you have so much in common.
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Oh, of course.
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Excellent.
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I'll give you the
number when you're ready.
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Um...
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I am ready.
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409-356-6049.
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John?
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Yes?
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That's my number.
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[LAUGHS]
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So it is!
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This is so exciting.
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Don't you understand
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what this means?
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Rather than me feel dumb,
how about you just tell me?
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These are parents we
can actually relate to.
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- Yeah, sure.
- All the times we wonder
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if we're doing right by
Sheldon or how to handle him,
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we finally have someone
to compare notes with.
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There's notes?
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[CHUCKLES]: I just been winging it.
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- I'm gonna call her right now.
- Sounds good.
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[SQUEALS]
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Oh, thank you, Lord, for connecting us
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with the parents of
another special child.
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You kids are special, too.
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Do you feel special?
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At least I'm the only daughter.
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You got nothing.
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SHELDON: And she's such a know-it-all.
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Yeah, you mentioned that.
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I'm surprised her arm wasn't sore
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from raising her hand so much.
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Yep, sure.
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And who goes to college with stickers
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on their notepad?
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I don't know.
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Unicorn stickers.
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And we're home.
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Hey, Shelly.
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Guess who's coming over tomorrow?
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Your new friend Paige.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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Come on, Shelly. Maybe
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I don't like her,
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I'm not going to like
her, and Tam is my friend.
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I don't need another one.
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You can have more than one friend.
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I'm sure Tam has other friends.
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No, I'm all he's got.
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And even I avoid him half the time.
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Also, you don't have any friends.
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Why are you so worried about me?
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I have friends.
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Then how come the only person
who ever comes over is Meemaw?
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Because...
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Okay, this isn't about me.
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So Paige didn't make a
good first impression,
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but that can change.
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What's that new Star Trek show?
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Next Generation?
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When that first came on, you
said a new Star Trek
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without Dr. Spock could never be good,
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but I've seen you watching it.
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Well, first of all, it's Mr. Spock.
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Dr. Spock writes books about babies.
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My apologies.
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And second of all,
Paige isn't a TV show.
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She's a person, and we all
know how I feel about people.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, look.
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You're right.
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I don't have many friends,
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so I was hoping to get
to know Paige's mom.
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But if it makes you uncomfortable,
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then I will call her and cancel.
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I'll think about it.
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Thank you, baby.
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ADULT SHELDON: Guilt and
jealousy in the same day.
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I slept hard that night.
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Mmm.
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Did you know that there's
a type of vanilla flavoring
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derived from the anal glands
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of the North American beaver?
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That seems like a fact
you could have shared
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before we started eating.
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It isn't used very often.
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I understand it's difficult
to, uh, milk the little sacs.
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Cool. Okay, new topic.
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Let's talk about Sheldon.
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Wonderful. What about him?
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He's having kind of a hard time
with the new girl in your class.
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Really? Why?
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He's jealous of the
attention you're paying her.
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Well, she's remarkable.
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You see that? Less of that.
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But I think he's remarkable, too.
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Perfect. More of that,
less of the other one.
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Understood.
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See, this is why we're great together.
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You teach me about social etiquette,
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and I teach you about beaver anuses.
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[CHUCKLES]: It is magical.
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Did you know "ani" is also acceptable
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as the plural of "anus"?
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And the magic continues.
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[CHUCKLES]
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SPOCK: Must have been most
difficult for you to share.
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ADULT SHELDON: The thought
of spending an afternoon
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with Paige seemed excruciating,
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but I wanted to make my mother happy.
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I was torn.
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The release of emotions, Mr. Spock,
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is what keeps us healthy...
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Emotionally healthy, that is.
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ADULT SHELDON: Luckily, the
wise words of Gene Roddenberry
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flatly delivered by Leonard Nimoy
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resolved my dilemma.
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That may be, Doctor.
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However, I have noted
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that the healthy release of emotion
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is frequently very unhealthy.
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I realized if Mr. Spock
could rise above his emotions
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while the fate of the
Enterprise hung in the balance,
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certainly I could tolerate
Paige for a few hours.
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GEORGE JR.: I'm not watching this crap.
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Why do I listen to you?
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WOMAN: Tony, this is going
to help you choose a major.
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- This test is designed to help you focus.
- [EXHALES]
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TONY: I know, but what if
it says all I'm good at is...
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What are you doing?
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Suppressing my emotions.
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Oh, yeah? Suppress this.
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[BELCHES]
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[BLOWS]
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[WHISPERS]: Hot dogs.
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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: Vulcans use
a technique called Kolinahr
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to suppress their emotions.
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MARY: Sheldon, they're here!
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Obviously, I wasn't a Vulcan.
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So I did the next best thing:
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took my feelings and
shoved them down so far
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they may have been lost forever.
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Hi, Sheldon!
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The release of emotions, Mr. Spock,
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is what keeps us healthy.
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Dr. McCoy was an idiot.
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- Well, you just have a beautiful home.
- Thank you.
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Can I interest anyone
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in something stronger than iced tea?
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Oh, well, I'll take a
beer if you have one.
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Don't worry. He's personally keeping
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the Lone Star Brewing
Company in business.
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[LAUGHING]
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They did send me a belt buckle.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Be right back.
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So, Barry, uh, Linda tells me
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- you're a dentist?
- Uh, yes.
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I have a practice up in Jasper.
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Uh, Paige actually does some
of the bookkeeping for us.
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That's so funny.
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Sheldon does our taxes.
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- Oh! [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah, we used to pay her
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in stickers, but, this year,
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she actually started asking for money.
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Well, don't let Sheldon hear that.
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We pay him in binder clips.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- He loves being organized.
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Boy, does he.
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We can't go to the grocery
store without him making sure
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that all the labels are
facing the right way.
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Oh, the stock boys there are
always so happy to see him.
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[LAUGHING]
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That's adorable.
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Well, it wasn't adorable
when we redid our shower
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and he wouldn't use it 'cause
two of the tiles were crooked.
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He took baths in the sink
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until we got it fixed.
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[LAUGHING]
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So does Paige do any
quirky stuff like that?
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- No.
- Not really.
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Oh.
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Now, since we'll be spending
a few hours together,
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I've created a list of
activities to keep us occupied.
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We'll start with a tour of my room,
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then board games, and, if time permits,
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you can look at and not touch my trains.
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Oh, My Little Pony.
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I love My Little Pony.
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That's my sister's, and
it's not part of the tour.
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I share a room with my sister, too.
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It's super fun.
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You're wrong.
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Now, over here, we have my desk.
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This is my computer.
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That's my mouse.
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This is my printer. This is the
paper that goes in the printer.
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This is a box of extra paper
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that also goes in the printer.
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And this is my signed
picture of Professor Proton.
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Do you watch his show?
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No. I don't really like it.
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You don't?
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I think he's boring.
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And he dumbs everything down.
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ADULT SHELDON: Come on,
Kolinahr, don't fail me now.
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And next on the tour, we have...
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a lamp.
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[SIGHS]
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[QUIETLY]: This is not
making me feel better.
335
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Their kid is perfect.
336
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And so is ours.
337
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So we're lying to each other. Fine.
338
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It's just nice to get
to know another family
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who's in a similar situation as us.
340
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- And we're still lying.
- [SIGHS]
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What grade are you in?
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Eighth.
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You?
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Tenth.
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Cool.
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Nobody asked, but fourth.
347
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Why do grownups do this?
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They love to stick random kids together
349
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and expect them to just be friends.
350
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I know.
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I hate that.
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Fresh Prince is right.
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Parents just don't understand.
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[CHUCKLES] I love that song.
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MISSY: I have a cassette of it,
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but I recorded it off the radio.
357
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You can hear Sheldon in the background
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saying stuff about Sir Isaac Neutron.
359
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:40,150
Ugh, my sister's always
talking about him.
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I don't know why.
361
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I think he's dead.
362
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You have no idea how much it sucks
363
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to have a brother like him.
364
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Believe it or not, he's in my class.
365
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:52,269
My parents sent Paige
to a private school.
366
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Cool. We're too poor for that.
367
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[SIGHS]
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Does Sheldon make you feel stupid?
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00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,359
Nah, I'm smart in other ways.
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00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,849
Me, too.
371
00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:08,740
Hey, I saw an old TV in the alley.
372
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,080
Want to go throw rocks at it?
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00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:11,100
- Cool!
- Hell yeah!
374
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,250
Let's do it.
375
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,820
We could play traditional chess.
376
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,799
Or if you're interested,
we could play a variant
377
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,390
with a new piece I invented.
378
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,690
That sounds fun.
379
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,660
What's the new piece?
380
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A wizard.
381
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,120
The wizard cannot be
taken, and, at any point,
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he can teleport and switch
places with any other piece.
383
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,239
Yes, but there's an obvious flaw.
384
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,359
What flaw?
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00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,420
Well, any time anyone is checkmated,
386
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they can simply have the wizard
and their king switch places.
387
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:39,049
So the game will never end.
388
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,920
I knew that. You passed my test.
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00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,810
We told Paige that if she won
390
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,819
the regional spelling
bee, she could get a puppy.
391
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We ended up with two,
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'cause she won twice. [CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES]: Fun! That-That's fun.
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BARRY: All right,
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that's enough about Paige.
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00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,669
So, George, I know you're
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a football coach.
398
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,230
What about you, Mary?
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00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,239
I work part-time at the church.
400
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,339
- Oh.
- Oh, that's so nice.
401
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,109
I used to work at the
practice with Barry,
402
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:07,230
but I had to quit once Paige's schedule
403
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,240
started to get busy.
404
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,849
Well, that's understandable.
405
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,770
A unique child can
require a lot of attention.
406
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,780
[BARRY CHUCKLES]
407
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,919
Mm. Try all the attention. Hmm?
408
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,889
[CHUCKLES]: Okay. You know
that's not true, Barry. Well...
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00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:20,219
[CHUCKLES] She's...
410
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,359
she's right. It's not.
411
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,580
Although I did spend Father's Day alone
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00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,689
'cause she took Paige
to a robotics show.
413
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:27,739
Okay. That's enough, Barry.
414
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,269
They don't need to hear all this.
415
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,459
- [CHUCKLES]
- GEORGE SR.: That's okay.
416
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,970
[STAMMERS] That's why
we're getting together,
417
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:32,980
you know, talk about
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00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,509
this kind of stuff.
419
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:37,379
Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.
420
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,070
Oh. [CHUCKLES] No.
421
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,080
[LAUGHS]
422
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,579
Sometimes I do.
423
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,540
And it's not just me. It's Erica, too.
424
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:46,079
Oh, now he's just being dramatic.
425
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,479
Erica gets a lot of attention,
426
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,700
and she's just a joy. [CHUCKLES]
427
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:53,719
Dang it, the screen won't break.
428
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,630
Bet it'll break if we blow it up.
429
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,030
[WHISPERS]: I love her.
430
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,040
Fine, you're right.
431
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,690
Erica's doing just great.
432
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,330
Nothing to worry about there.
433
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,600
[CHUCKLES]
434
00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,910
ERICA: Oh, come on.
435
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,479
You got any matches?
436
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,780
Be right back.
437
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,710
While she's gone, you want to make out?
438
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,650
Sure.
439
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,520
You actually believe in
the multiverse theory?
440
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:31,849
Very much so.
441
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,540
It's the most elegant interpretation
442
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,229
of quantum mechanics.
443
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:38,769
So you really think there are
an infinite number of universes?
444
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:41,669
Stephen Hawking believes
it, so, yes, I do.
445
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:45,209
Well, if there are an
infinite number of universes,
446
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,609
I think that theory's
dumb in all of them.
447
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,009
[CHUCKLES]
448
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,249
This is fun.
449
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,910
I don't get to have
discussions like this
450
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,359
with kids at my school.
451
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,649
Do you?
452
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,910
No.
453
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,230
Do you ever wish you were
just like everyone else?
454
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,029
Not at all.
455
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,530
[CHUCKLES] Me neither.
456
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,869
I love being smarter
than everyone. [CHUCKLES]
457
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,539
Me, too.
458
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,720
ADULT SHELDON: I started
to think that Paige and I
459
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,709
might have more in
common than I thought.
460
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,330
Maybe my mother was right.
461
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:25,750
I really did just need to
get to know her better.
462
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,110
Checkmate!
463
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,310
You lose. [CHUCKLES]
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00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,949
- KIRK: Red alert.
- [ALARM SOUNDING]
465
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,289
Phasers stand by to fire on my order.
466
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,820
Guess that makes me the smartest.
467
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,220
ADULT SHELDON: I don't
know if ten-year-old Spock
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00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,459
ever flipped a chess board,
469
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,129
but ten-year-old Sheldon sure did.
470
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:45,000
- [ALARM SOUNDING]
- [STAR TREK FIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
471
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,369
[BARRY AND LINDA BICKERING INDISTINCTLY]
472
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:50,899
Got to say, I'm glad
we invited 'em over.
473
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,470
- [CLINKING]
- Don't you get him another beer.
474
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,239
Come on. You love this and you know it.
475
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,949
They're as messed up as we are.
476
00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:00,649
Fine. But one more and that's it.
477
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:01,979
- [LOUD BOOM]
- [GASPS]
478
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,519
- GEORGE JR.: Whoa!
- ERICA: Yes!
479
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,070
MISSY: Holy crap!
480
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,720
Don't you... Go out there and check!
481
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,269
Now, does anyone know
what happens to quarks
482
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:15,410
when we combine them
483
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:18,140
to make mesons and baryons?
484
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:20,940
Yes, Paige.
485
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,610
We can ignore the particle masses
486
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,279
at the individual quark level.
487
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,790
Correct.
488
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,070
[CHUCKLES]: You are really...
489
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,730
He's jealous of you
paying attention to her.
490
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,390
That was correct, Paige.
491
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,399
And, Sheldon,
492
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,709
is that a new
493
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,229
bow tie?
494
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,199
It is.
495
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,999
Lookin' sharp!
496
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,720
Thanks.
497
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,459
That was a close one.
498
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,449
As I was saying, we only...
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