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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Hey.

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Hi, my name's Chandler.
I just moved in next door,

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and I was wondering if you'd be interested
in battling me in a post-apocalyptic world

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for control of the galaxy's
last remaining energy source?

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Sure, neighbor.
Come on in.

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So, is Janine around?

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Uh, no, she's at dance class.

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Can I see what
she did with my room?

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Yeah, but, hey, don't go through
her stuff. She gets really mad.

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Oh, my God.
What is thi...

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it's like a guy
never lived in here.

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Look, you got to be careful. This girl
thing is dangerous. It's spreading already.

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It is?

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Yes, is this your pretty pink
pillow on the couch?

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No.

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Is that your tiny little box that's
too small to put anything in?

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- No.
- No.

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Okay, this is not good.
You are a <i>guy,</i> okay?

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This is a "<i>guy's</i>" place.

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If you let this go, you'll be sitting
around with your fingers soaking in stuff.

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All right, you're right.
I'll...I'll...I'll talk to her.

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Yes, talk to her...be a man.

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- I'm a man.
- Defend yourself.

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[GRUNTS]

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Chandler, come on. We have
to hem the new dust ruffle.

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- Be right there, sweetums.
- Okay.

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A totally different situation.

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www.addic7ed.com

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{an8}♪ So no one told you
life was going to be this way ♪

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{an8}♪ Your job's a joke,
you're broke ♪

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{an8}♪ Your love life's D.O.A. ♪

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{an8}♪ It's like you're always
stuck in second gear ♪

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{an8}♪ When it hasn't been your day ♪

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{an8}♪ Your week, your month,
or even your year ♪

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{an8}♪ But I'll be there for you ♪

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{an8}♪ 'Cause you're there
for me, too ♪

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{an8}MONICA:
Hey, guys.

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{an8}- Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
- It was okay.

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{an8}She's still depressed because
she broke up with her boyfriend.

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{an8}Well, is this Hillary,
your hot assistant chef, Hillary?

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{an8}- Yeah.
- The one that

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{an8}always stares at
me when I come in?

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{an8}No, the one who looked at you <i>once</i>
because you got in her way.

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{an8}Still, I could tell
she was into me.

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{an8}Well, why don't
you set us up?

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{an8}Ooh, are you setting Ross
up with someone?

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{an8}Does she <i>have</i> a wedding dress?

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{an8}- PHOEBE: Hey.
- RACHEL: Hey.

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{an8}- Rachel?
- Yeah?

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{an8}Listen, I'm, um, making

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{an8}up flyers trying to get
new massage clients.

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{an8}So, can I come to Bloomingdale's
and use the copy machine?

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{an8}Well, sure, but they
might think it's kind of

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{an8}weird considering I don't
work there anymore.

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{an8}Oh, my God!
What happened?

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{an8}I...I got a job
at Ralph Lauren.

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{an8}Well, that's great!
Congratulations! Wow!

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{an8}[CHUCKLING]: A year ago.

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{an8}You've lasted a whole year.
Good for you.

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Oh. [CHUCKLES]

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But, Pheebs, you...you can still use the
copy machine where I actually work.

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But just come by at lunch
so that my boss doesn't see you.

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'Cause Kim will just freak out, and
she already doesn't like me very much.

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- I don't think my boss likes me, either.
- I don't think mine likes me, either.

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Maybe it's a universal thing.

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Or <i>maybe</i>...it's because you're all hanging
around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.

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- CHANDLER: Yeah, let's head off to work.
- MONICA: We should go.

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- PHOEBE: Thank you.
- RACHEL: Sure.

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Now, you will not
believe this.

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But I was in the copy room, making copies,
and Ralph Lauren came in.

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Oh, my God.
Did you talk to him?

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Yeah, a little.
He seems really nice.

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- Good kisser.
- What?

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What?

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- You kissed him?
- Totally.

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[GASPS]

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Phoebe, are you serious?

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Yeah. I was just in there.
He came in, he introduced himself,

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and, then, next thing I know,
we're making out, you know.

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Phoebe, I mean,
you <i>do</i> know he's married?

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No.

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Phoebe...

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What am I supposed to do...ask every
guy I make out with if he's married?

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No, yeah,
I should, I should.

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- Hey, Joey.
- JOEY: Hey.

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Uh, can I talk to you for a second?
This, uh, kid in this picture.

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Do you, uh, you know this kid?
Is that like a relative or something?

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No, I just thought it was cute.

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Yeah, that's what I was
afraid of. Okay, uh...

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look, Janine, I really want you
to feel at home here, but,

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some of this new stuff,
it's just...it's too girlie.

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Oh. Like what?

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Uh, like <i>this</i>...
pictures of cute babies we don't know.

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We...we can't have that.

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Joey, it's Anne Geddes.
She's a famous artist.

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Look, I don't know this baby.
I don't know if

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she's a famous artist or
not, you know, and...

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I don't want to be a jerk, but you're...
you're changing too much around here.

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Well, I'm sorry. I just thought I'd
try and make the place a little nicer.

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Yeah, but it's...it's
too much stuff.

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You know, like you got the candles and
the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.

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And, then, over here, you got
a picture of a watering can.

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Well, I just thought...

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I'm sure it's a famous
watering can, okay,

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but, come on...

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and what is with the really
hot stick in the bathroom?

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It's a curling iron.

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Oh. Well...well, that's okay, then...

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but, okay, my towels, for instance, okay.
I come into the bathroom here

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and my towel is not on the floor,
where I keep it.

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It's up here, on some hook,
and...it smells different.

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- It's clean.
- Yeah, well, it <i>feels</i> different.

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It's dry.

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All right, I can make my peace
with the clean, dry towels...

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and, okay, also, what is
with these chips you bought?

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No, no, no. It's potpourri.
You're supposed to smell it.

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[VOICE CRACKING]: Well,
that's like summer in a bowl.

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RACHEL:
Oh.

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Kim, hi.

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Uh-huh.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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So, you know, I...I...I handed
in that marketing report,

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and I...and I never got
to hear what you thought.

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- I didn't read it.
- Ah.

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[SIGHS]

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So, wow, the spring line...it's really
going to be great this year, huh?

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Yeah.

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[SIGHS]

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So I hear, uh, Ralph Lauren fooled around
with someone in the copy room.

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[ALARM BELL RINGING]

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Tell me everything.

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- ROSS: Hey, guys.
- Hey.

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What's up?

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You know...

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oh, my God.

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What happened to your teeth?

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I whitened them.

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Really?

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Yeah, wh-what do you think?

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Well, I think I shouldn't
look directly at them.

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Come on, seriously.

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Ross, they're really,
really, <i>really</i> white.

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Yeah, what was wrong
with your old...

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<i>human</i> teeth?

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Well, I...I did leave the gel on
a <i>little</i> longer than it said to.

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- How much longer?
- A...A...A day.

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Ross, you know that tonight
is your date with Hillary?

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I know. That's why I did it.
Come on, are they really that bad?

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No. No, no, no,

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you'll...you'll be fine.
Hillary's blind, right?

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- She will be after tonight.
- Yeah.

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Oh, hey, hey, Rach,
uh, do you notice anything...?

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Yeah, your teeth?
Yes, I saw them from outside.

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You guys are never
going to believe this,

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but Phoebe...made out...
with Ralph Lauren.

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- What?
- Oh, my God.

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She ran into him at my office,
and they just made out.

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And the craziest thing is,
now my boss likes me because

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I told her about it and she said it was
the best gossip she's heard all year.

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I am proud of all
my friends today.

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My God, Rachel, I can't believe Phoebe
made out with Ralph Lauren.

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Oh, I'm so jealous.

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Hi, I'm Chandler,
your live-in boyfriend.

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Chandler, please,
come on.

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Look at him.

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Oh, I am no woman, but
that is one tasty dish.

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Hey.

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Here. Ooh,

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who's the silver fox?

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That...that is your make-out buddy.
Don't you recognize him?

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Oh, wait. "Ooh, Phoebe,
I love you. Kiss me, please."

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That's not Ralph Lauren.
It sounds like him, though.

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What?

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Yeah, no, Ralph's...doesn't look
anything like <i>that</i> guy.

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He's...he's young, and he's got long hair
and a beard and a Hacky Sack.

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Oh, my God, Phoebe, that's not Ralph
Lauren. That's Kenny, the copy guy.

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What?

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Oh, G...oh...and I told my boss that
someone made out with Ralph Lauren.

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If she finds out that I lied to her,
she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!

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Why would the copy guy say
that he's Ralph Lauren?

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To get you to make
out with him.

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Oh.

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Okay, maybe <i>this</i> will make
your teeth look less white.

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Nope. Nope. Heh.

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Okay, so, uh, colors
that <i>don't</i> work are

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blue, yellow, green, red, black,
white, orange and purple.

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I don't know what I'm going to do.
The date starts in, like, an hour.

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Hey, Ross, maybe if your <i>skin</i> was lighter,
your teeth wouldn't look so bright.

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Oh, <i>great.</i> So, all I need to do
is get some new skin. Thank you.

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I'm just saying if we put just
a little bit of make-up on you...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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We're not 13 anymore.

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Ross, this is the only thing left
that has a shot at working.

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Won't she notice
I have make-up on?

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Half the guys out there
have make-up on.

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What?

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Half the people...I mean...
just try it and see.

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No, I am not
putting on make-up.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hello? Oh, good. Ross, could you
put up some of these flyers for me?

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No, demon! Demon!

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Now our drawers will smell nice,
<i>and</i> we didn't waste these pantyhose.

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00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,501
Yes, God forbid we
throw out old underwear.

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You know what? I'm...I'm going to...
I'm going to go over to Joey's.

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We're supposed to organize
the wrapping paper drawer.

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Yes, but I feel like I've
really gotten in touch

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with my feminine side
enough today, you know.

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In fact, I think we're two sachets
away from becoming a lesbian couple.

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You know what? This has been kind
of a girlie day. You're right. I'm sorry.

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Nah, nah, that's okay. I...I feel like
I need to be in a <i>guy</i> place...

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you know, do kind of,
like, a <i>man</i> thing.

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Yeah. Go over to Joey's.
Go over to Joey's and...

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and drink some beer and
hammer up some drywall.

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You know, when guys hang out, they don't
just drink beer and hammer up drywall.

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When girls hang out, we don't have
pillow fights in our underwear.

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I'm sorry. We do. We do.

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I don't know
why I said that.

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Hey, Chandler.

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Come on in.
We're knitting pot holders.

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00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,101
No, thanks, Josephine.

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[DOOR SHUTS]

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Hey, Ross, I was
wondering if...

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Oh, my God!
Where are all the men?

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[DOOR CLOSES]

225
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,669
- Oh, hi, Kim.
- Hi, Rachel.

226
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,299
Uh, remember that thing I told you that
happened yesterday? Well, it didn't happen.

227
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,926
You didn't cancel the
fabric order from Taiwan?

228
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,305
Okay, two things
didn't happen.

229
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,980
But, no, remember I
told you that someone

230
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,699
made out with Ralph
Lauren in the copy room?

231
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,227
Well, it turns out
that's not true.

232
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,385
- That's not true?
- No.

233
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:53,604
Oh, that's interesting,

234
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:58,234
because I checked, and only one key card
was used to access the copy machine

235
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,112
yesterday during lunch, and that
key card belonged to you, Rachel.

236
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,532
Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Oh, God,
you think I made out with him?

237
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,036
Listen to me. If you think sleeping
with Ralph is going to get you my job,

238
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,788
you are sadly mistaken.

239
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,207
Oh, no, I don't want your job.
I don't!

240
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,751
Oh, this is such a mistake.
I did not make out with him.

241
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,880
Nobody made out with him.
I did not use my key card yesterday.

242
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,591
I don't even know
how to use my key card.

243
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,011
- KIM: Hi, Ralph.
- Hi, Kim.

244
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,150
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

245
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,949
Yeah, nothing happened.

246
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,494
You could cut the sexual
tension in here with a knife.

247
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,670
And after that, what could
I do except become a chef.

248
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,588
ROSS:
Mm-hmm.

249
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,174
And someday soon, I hope
to open my own restaurant.

250
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,759
ROSS:
Mmm.

251
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,513
You know, you're a
really great listener.

252
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,224
Most guys I go out with,
they just talk and talk.

253
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,101
Mm-hmm.
[CHUCKLES]

254
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,938
After a while, it's just, like,
"Shut your mouth," you know?

255
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,731
[STIFLED CHUCKLE]
Hmm-hmm!

256
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,111
I've probably been talking too much.
Why don't we talk about you a little bit?

257
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,613
[MUMBLES] Mm-mmm.

258
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,448
Come on,
I want to know.

259
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,784
[CHUCKLES]
Hmm-hmm-hmm.

260
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,788
Okay. I, um,
I'm from Long Island.

261
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,666
I came to the city
for college.

262
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:41,671
Um, I, uh, have a 5-year-old son.
And in my spare time,

263
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:46,467
I like to read spy novels.
But let's talk more about you, hmm?

264
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:55,310
So what's really neat is if you sear the
stems of the flowers first in a frying pan,

265
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,354
your arrangement will
look fresh much longer.

266
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,399
Oh, my God, Joey,
that is such a great tip.

267
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,317
Monica, can you excuse
us for a second?

268
00:15:04,342 --> 00:15:06,261
I need to talk to the
girl with the flowers.

269
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,033
Okay. Oh, Joey, come over later,

270
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,135
'cause I'm going to teach you
how to make a bird feeder

271
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,495
out of just a pine cone
and some peanut butter.

272
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,956
Oh...I love birds.

273
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,835
What is the matter with you?

274
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,338
- What?
- You're arranging flowers!

275
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,966
You got dead flowers!

276
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,136
You got a picture of a baby
dressed like flowers!

277
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,264
This is not Joey.

278
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,559
Hey, hey, look,
I am still Joey, okay?

279
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,687
Flowers, they're just, you know,
they're nice to look at.

280
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:44,442
And that happens to be a picture
by a famous artist of a famous baby.

281
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,362
You're turning into a woman.

282
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,447
No, I'm not.

283
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,158
Why would you say that?
That's just mean.

284
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,829
Now I've upset you?
What did I say?

285
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,083
It's not what you said,
it's just the way you said it.

286
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,293
Oh, my God!

287
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,337
I'm a woman!

288
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,931
So now she thinks that I made out with him
and that I did it to get her job.

289
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,361
Well, why didn't you just tell

290
00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:17,749
- her the truth?
- I did.

291
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,354
But she doesn't think that
anyone would be stupid

292
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,088
enough to confuse Kenny the
copy guy with Ralph Lauren.

293
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,902
Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real
brains behind the whole company, you know?

294
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,906
What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren
guy to be the pretty front man, huh?

295
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,866
Did she ever think of that?

296
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,039
You were with Kenny today,
weren't you?

297
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,041
- Just for a second.
- Oh...

298
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,170
- Phoebe, what am I going to do?
- Well,

299
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the only thing you can do...
sleep with Ralph Lauren.

300
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:55,346
I'm not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren.
I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.

301
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,807
Oh, sleep with Kenny.

302
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,939
- That wouldn't help me.
- Oh, yes, it would.

303
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,278
- I've had a really good time tonight.
- Mmm.

304
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,115
You know, I rarely connect with
someone this much on the first date.

305
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,908
[CHUCKLES]
Hmm-mm, hmm-mm.

306
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,869
Me, neither.

307
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,457
Uh, I've had a really
good time, too, you know.

308
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,210
Are you going to
eat that bread?

309
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,173
Oh, I...I...I just
like the smell.

310
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,883
[SNIFFS] Mmm.

311
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,427
You make me laugh.

312
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,012
[CHUCKLES] Hm-mmm.

313
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,973
Would you like to move
over to the couch?

314
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,808
Mm-hmm.

315
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,523
Maybe I'll just turn down
the lights a little.

316
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,401
How about all the way?

317
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,070
Okay.

318
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,037
ROSS:
Wow, cool poster.

319
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,332
Or, should I say,
<i>groovy</i> poster?

320
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,125
[ROSS CHUCKLES]

321
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,419
So, uh,

322
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,630
where were we?

323
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,136
Are those your teeth?

324
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,554
Oh.

325
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,767
You can see them, huh?

326
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,645
Yes. They're
insanely white.

327
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,147
I did that for you.

328
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,110
What's the matter
with you?

329
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,115
What's the matter with me?
You've got a black light! It's 1999!

330
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,833
Oh, good. Kim, hi.

331
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,521
Hi, Rachel. Oh, I've
been meaning to ask you.

332
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,862
Have you seen the new
Ralph Lauren sheets?

333
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,258
What am I thinking?
Of course you have.

334
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,968
Okay...okay, look.

335
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,428
I'm sorry that
I lied to you before.

336
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,433
You were right. Ralph and I were
an item, but we're not anymore.

337
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,768
Oh, really?

338
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,396
Yeah. He dumped me.

339
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,025
He said, "Rachel, I can't do this.

340
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,445
"Even though
you're a very, very,

341
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,031
"very beautiful woman,

342
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,827
I can't do this.
I'm married and I'm sorry."

343
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:26,330
And then...I don't know why...but he said,
"And you will never get promoted

344
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,501
"especially not above Kim,
who is an integral cog

345
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,503
in the Ralph Lauren machine."

346
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,507
You expect me
to believe...

347
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,050
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

348
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,386
- KIM: Hi, Ralph.
- Hi, Kim.

349
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,865
Oh, my God.

350
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:06,245
He just gave you the coldest look
I have ever seen. It's like he hates you.

351
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,039
Then it is true?

352
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,878
Of course it's true.
And it hurts so bad.

353
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,839
Oh, honey, come here.

354
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,925
Oh, it'll be okay.

355
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,637
We've all been there.

356
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,308
Y-Y-Y-You and Ralph?

357
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,853
Kenny, the copy boy.

358
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,616
{an8}- Hey!
- Hey,

359
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:48,079
{an8}- uh...I need to talk to you.
- What's the matter? Are you upset?

360
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,957
{an8}I'm sorry, but we got to get
rid of all this girlie stuff in here.

361
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,833
{an8}I, uh...I got to be a man.

362
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,171
{an8}Okay? The living room has
to remain a guy place, okay?

363
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,173
{an8}That's just the
way it has to be.

364
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,009
{an8}Well, if that's what you want,
I'll just put it all in my room.

365
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,886
{an8}Good. Great...great.

366
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,597
{an8}And, uh, thanks for being
so understanding.

367
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517
{an8}I mean, I didn't want to make
a big deal out of this, you know.

368
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:14,272
{an8}Well, but you could, uh, put the picture
of the famous baby in my room.

369
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,315
{an8}I mean, if you want to.

370
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,610
{an8}Okay.

371
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,613
{an8}And, uh, maybe the
watering can there.

372
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,906
{an8}Sure.

373
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,575
{an8}And a couple of these
little tiny boxes.

374
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,080
{an8}Joey, do you want me
to put it all in your room?

375
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,248
{an8}Okay.

376
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