1
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♪ This was like a winter moon

2
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♪ That lights the traveller's way

3
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♪ Her smile was like
a summer bloom

4
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♪ That bursts then fades away

5
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♪ My love is night

6
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♪ My love is day, my love

7
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♪ She is my world. ♪

8
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Such sweet music
shows your blood to be afire.

9
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Why wait we on stale
custom for consummation?

10
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Oh yes, tonight's the night!

11
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Would you enter, bold sir?

12
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Oh, I would!

13
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Lilith, this cannot be
the home of one so beautiful?

14
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Forgive me, this is foul.

15
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Sssh, sad words suit not
upon a lover's tongue.

16
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Oh, your kiss transformed me!

17
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A suitor should meet
his beloved's parents -

18
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Mother Doomfinger!

19
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HE WHIMPERS

20
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And Mother Bloodtide!

21
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WITCH CACKLES

22
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WIGGINS SCREAMS

23
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Soon, at the Hour of Woven Words,

24
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we shall rise again,

25
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and this fleeting Earth
will perish!

26
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SHE CACKLES

27
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But how do you travel
in time, what makes it go?

28
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Oh, take the fun and the mystery out
of everything. It just does!

29
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Hold on tight!

30
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Blimey! D'you have to pass a test to
fly this thing? Yes, and I failed.

31
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Now, make the most of it, I promised
you one trip and one trip only.

32
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Outside this door...

33
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brave new world.

34
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Where are we?

35
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Take a look...

36
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After you.

37
00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,320
Oh, you're kidding me.

38
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You're so kidding me.
Oh, my God. We did it!

39
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We travelled in time.

40
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Where are we?

41
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No, sorry, gotta get used to this,
whole new language. WHEN are we?
Mind out!

44
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I've seen worse, I've worked the
late night-shift in A&E.

45
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But, are we safe? I mean,
can we move around and stuff?

46
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Course we can, why'd you ask?

47
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In those films, you
step on a butterfly, you change
the future of the human race.

48
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Tell you what then, don't
step on any butterflies. What have
butterflies ever done to you?

49
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What if, I dunno,
what if I kill my grandfather?

50
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Are you planning to? No! Well then.

51
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This is London?

52
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Think so,
round about, em, ooh, 1599.

53
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Oh, but hold on, am I all right?

54
00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:03,160
I'm not going to get carted off as a
slave, am I? Why? I'm not exactly
white, in case you haven't noticed?

55
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I'm not even human, Walk about like
you own the place, works for me.
Besides, you'd be surprised...

56
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Elizabethan England, it's not
so different from your time.

57
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Look over there
They've got recycling.

58
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Water cooler moment. And the Earth
will be consumed by flame!

59
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Global warming

60
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Oh yes, and entertainment,
popular entertainment for
the masses. If I'm right,

61
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we're just down the river,
by Southwark, right next to...

62
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Ah yes!

63
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..the Globe Theatre,

64
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brand new, just opened!

65
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Though strictly speaking, it's
not a globe, it's a tetradecagon, 14
sides, containing the man himself.

66
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Whoa, you don't mean...?

67
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Is Shakespeare in there!? Oh, yes.

68
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Miss Jones, will you accompany me
to the theatre? Mr Smith, I will!

69
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When you get home, you can tell
everyone you've seen Shakespeare!
And then I could get sectioned!

70
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

71
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That's amazing! Just amazing! It's
worth putting up with the smell!

72
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And those are men
dressed up as women, yeah?

73
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London never changes.

74
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Where's Shakespeare? I want
to see Shakespeare! Author, author!

75
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Do people shout that, do they
shout "author"? Author!

76
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Author!

77
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AUDIENCE: Author, author, author!

78
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SHOUTS OF "AUTHOR" CONTINUE

79
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Well, they do know.

80
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

81
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He's a bit different
to his portraits!

82
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Genius! He's a genius,
THE genius, the most human human
there's ever been.

83
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And now we're gonna hear him speak!
Always, he chooses the best words,
new, beautiful, brilliant words...

84
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Shut your big fat mouths!

85
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LAUGHTER

86
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Oh, well! You should never meet
your heroes.

87
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You've got excellent taste,
I'll give you that! Oh, that's a wig!

88
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Wind the craft of ancient harm,

89
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the time approaches for our charm.

90
00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:14,910
But I know what you're all saying,
Love's Labours Lost, that's a funny
ending, isn't it? It just stops!

91
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Will the boys get the girls? Well,
don't get your hose in a tangle.
You'll find out soon! AUDIENCE: When?

92
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When? When?

93
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All in good time,
you don't rush a genius.

94
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When?

95
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Tomorrow night!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

96
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The premiere of my brand new play!

97
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A sequel, no less!

98
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And I call it, Love's Labours Won!

99
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

100
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I'm not an expert but I've never
heard of Love's Labours Won.

101
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Exactly. The lost play.
It doesn't exist, only in rumours.

102
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It's mentioned in lists of his
plays, but it never, ever turns up.
And no-one knows why.

103
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Have you got a mini disc or something?
We could tape it, flog it, sell it
when we get back, we could make a mint.

104
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No! That would be bad?

105
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Yeah, yeah!
How come it disappered in the first place.

106
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Well... I was just gonna give you
a quick little trip in the Tardis,

107
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but I suppose
we could stay a bit longer.

108
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Here you go, Will! Drink up!
There's enough beer in this
lodging house to sink the Spanish!

109
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Dolly Bailey, you've saved my life!

110
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I'll do more than that,
later tonight!

111
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And you girl, hurry up with the
tasks, the talk of gentlemen
is best not overheard!

112
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Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
But you must be mad, Will!

113
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Love's Labours Won? We're not ready!
It's supposed to be next week!
What made you say that?

114
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It's not finished!
Just the final scene to go,
you'll get it by morning.

115
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Hello! Excuse me, not interrupting,
am I? Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?

116
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,240
Oh no. No, no, no, who let you in?

117
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No autographs. You can't be sketched
with me. Don't ask where I get my
ideas. Thanks for the interest.

118
00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:22,990
Now be a good boy and shove...

119
00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:26,910
Hey nonny, nonny...

120
00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:31,800
Sit right down here next to
me. You two, get sewing on
them costumes, off you go.

121
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,400
Come on, lads, I think our
William's found his new muse.

122
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Sweet lady.

123
00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:41,990
Such unusual clothes, so...

124
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fitted. Um...Verily, forsooth.
Egads.

125
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,670
No, no, don't do that.

126
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Don't.

127
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,880
I'm Sir Doctor of Tardis and this
is my companion, Miss Martha Jones.

128
00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,870
Interesting. That bit of paper,
it's blank. Oh, that's...

129
00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,600
very clever.

130
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,880
That proves it. Absolute genius.

131
00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:06,720
No, it says right there, Sir
Doctor, Martha Jones, it says so.

132
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:13,150
And I say, it's blank. Psychic paper.
Um...long story, oh I hate
starting from scratch. "Psychic"?

133
00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:16,270
Never heard that before, and words
are my trade. who are you?

134
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:20,230
More to the point,
who's your delicious blackamoor lady?
What did you say?

135
00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,920
Whoops. Isn't that a word
we use nowadays?

136
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,110
An Ethiop girl, a swarth,
a Queen of Afric?

137
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,750
Can't believe I'm hearing this.

138
00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:32,800
It's political correctness gone mad.
Em, Martha's from a far-off land.
Freedonia.

139
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,680
Excuse me! Hold hard a moment!

140
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:39,670
This is abominable behaviour,
a new play, with no warning!

141
00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:41,830
I demand to see
a script, Mr Shakespeare.

142
00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:48,350
As Master of the Revels,
every new script must be registered
at my office and examined by me,

143
00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:51,960
before it can be performed! Tomorrow
first thing, I'll send it round.

144
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,840
I don't work to your schedule,
you work to mine! The script, now!

145
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,270
I can't! Then tomorrow's
performance is cancelled.

146
00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:02,830
It's all go around here!
I am returning to my Office
for a banning order!

147
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:08,800
If it's the last thing I do - Love's
Labours Won will never be played!

148
00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:17,040
Sorry, sir, begging your pardon,
sir. Mind you don't hurt that
handsome head of yours, sir...

149
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,430
Hold hard, wanton woman!

150
00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:22,510
I shall return later.

151
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,670
Oh, my mothers!

152
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:35,470
There's one seeks to stop
the performance tomorrow!

153
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,320
But it must be tomorrow.
Love's Labours Won must be performed!

154
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,030
Fear not!

155
00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:45,000
Chant with me.

156
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:52,200
ALL: Water damps the fiercest flame,
drowns down girls and boys the same!

157
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:07,040
Well then, mystery solved!
That's Love's Labours Won
over and done with.

158
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,510
Thought it might be something more,
you know, more mysterious?

159
00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:13,510
GROANING AND WOMAN'S SCREAMS

160
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,640
Help me!

161
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:20,280
CONTINUED SCREAMING

162
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,910
It's that Lynley bloke.
What's wrong with him?

163
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:36,790
Leave it to me, I'm a doctor.
So am I, near enough.

164
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:42,190
WITCHES: Now to halt the vital part,
stab the flesh...

165
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:44,230
And stop the heart!

166
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,240
Eternal sleep is thine.

167
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:57,400
Get the heart going,
Mr Lynley, come on, can you hear me?

168
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,030
You're gonna be all right.

169
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,040
What the hell is that?!

170
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,600
I've never seen a death like it. His
lungs are full of water, he drowned.

171
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:13,120
I dunno, like a...blow to the heart?
An invisible blow.

172
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:19,230
Good mistress, this poor
fellow has died from a sudden
imbalance of the humours.

173
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:24,000
A natural, if unfortunate demise.
Call a constable, have him taken
away. Yes, sir. I'll do it, ma'am.

174
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,440
And why are you telling them that?

175
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:33,670
They're still in the Dark Ages.
If I tell them the truth
they'll think it was witchcraft.

176
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:35,640
OK, what was it then?

177
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,590
Witchcraft.

178
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:43,230
The potion is prepared, now take it.

179
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:47,720
Magic words for the
playwright's fevered mind.

180
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,790
Shakespeare will release us!

181
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:53,710
The mind of a genius
will unlock the Tide of Blood!

182
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,600
Upon this night, the work is done,

183
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,550
a muse to pen Love's Labours Won!

184
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:17,400
I've got you a room, Sir Doctor,
you and Miss Jones are
just across the landing.

185
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,840
Poor Lynley. So many strange events.

186
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:24,510
Not least of all,
this land of Freedonia,
where a woman can be a doctor?

187
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,830
Where a woman can do what she likes.

188
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:30,750
And you, Sir Doctor. How can
a man so young have eyes so old?

189
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,150
I do a lot of reading.

190
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:36,880
A trite reply, yeah,
that's what I do.

191
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:42,190
And you, you look at him
like you're surprised he exists.

192
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:45,150
He's as much of a puzzle
to you as he is to me.

193
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,070
I think we should say goodnight.

194
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:55,080
I must to work,
I have a play to complete.

195
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,960
But I'll get my answers
tomorrow, Doctor,

196
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:03,070
and I'll discover more about you,
and why this constant performance
of yours.

197
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,400
All the world's a stage. Hmm.

198
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,630
I might use that. Good night, Doctor.

199
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,800
Nighty night, Shakespeare.

200
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,680
It's not exactly five star, is it?

201
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,910
Oh, it'll do, I've seen worse.

202
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,560
I haven't even got a toothbrush.

203
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:31,630
Oh, contains Venusian spearmint.

204
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,550
So, who's going where? I mean,
there's only one bed. We'll manage!

205
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:36,790
Come on...

206
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:45,280
So, magic and stuff,
that's a surprise.
It's all a bit Harry Potter.

207
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,280
Wait until you read book 7, pheww
I cried.

208
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,830
But is it real? I mean, witches,
Black magic and all that, it's real?

209
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,320
Of course it isn't(!)
How am I supposed to know?

210
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,960
I've only just started
believing in time travel.

211
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,120
It looks like witchcraft.
But it isn't, it can't be...

212
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,950
You gonna stand there all night?

213
00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:10,560
Budge up a bit then.

214
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,950
Sorry. Not much room. Us two here.

215
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,230
Same bed. Tongues will wag.

216
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:20,390
There's psychic energy, but a
human couldn't channel it,

217
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:24,400
not without a generator
the size of Taunton,
and we'd have spotted that. No.

218
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,760
There's something I'm missing,
Martha.

219
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,760
Something really close...

220
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,600
staring me right in the face,
and I can't see it.

221
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,070
Rose would know.

222
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:49,440
That friend of mine, Rose,
right now, she'd say
exactly the right thing.

223
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,790
Still, can't be helped,
you're a novice. Never mind!

224
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,150
I'll take you back home tomorrow.

225
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,630
Great!

226
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:43,360
EERIE WHISPERING

227
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,590
Bind the mind and take the man,

228
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:56,710
speed the words

229
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,160
to writer's hand!

230
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,510
Will!

231
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:47,680
I've finished cleaning, just
in time for your special treat...
Oh aye, I'm not the first then!

232
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,920
I'll take that, to aid my flight and
you shall speak no more, this night.

233
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,640
What...?

234
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,310
What was that?

235
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,110
DISTANT CACKLING
Her heart gave out.

236
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:14,350
She died of fright. Doctor...

237
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,520
What did you see?

238
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,960
A witch.

239
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,630
COCKEREL CROWS

240
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,710
Oh, sweet Dolly Bailey.

241
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:31,110
She sat out three bouts of the plague
in this place. We all ran like rats.

242
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,720
But what could have scared her so?
She had such enormous spirit.

243
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,760
Rage, rage against
the dying of the light.

244
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,710
I might use that.
You can't, it's someone else's.

245
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:46,720
But the thing is, Lynley drowned
on dry land, Dolly died of fright,
and they were both connected to you.

246
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,190
You're accusing me?
No, but I saw a witch -

247
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,910
big as you like,

248
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:55,400
flying, cackling away -
and you've written about witches.
I have? When was that?

249
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,870
Not...quite yet.

250
00:19:56,870 --> 00:20:00,480
Peter Streete spoke of witches.
Who's Peter Streete? Our builder.

251
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,310
He sketched the plans to the Globe.
The architect.

252
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,070
Hold on, the architect! The Globe!
Come on!

253
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,950
The columns there, right,
and 14 sides...

254
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:15,110
I've always wondered but I've never
asked, Will, why 14 sides?

255
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:18,120
It was the shape Peter Streete
thought best, that's all.

256
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,670
He said it carried the sound well.
But 14?Why does that ring a bell?

257
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:25,390
14? There's 14 lines in a sonnet.
So there is.

258
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,750
Good point! Words, and
shapes, following the same design.

259
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,200
14 lines, 14 sides, 14 facets.

260
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:35,080
Oh, my head! Tetradecagon! Think!
Words, letters, numbers, lines...

261
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,280
But this is just a theatre. Yes,
but a theatre's magic, isn't it?

262
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,160
You should know!
Stand on this stage.

263
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:46,560
Say the right words, with the right
emphasis, at the right time.
Oh, you can make men weep.

264
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,360
Or cry with joy. Change them...

265
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:56,160
Yu can change people's minds,
just with words in this place!

266
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:02,910
And if you exaggerate that... It's
like your police box. Small wooden
box, but with all that power inside.

267
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:07,200
Oh! Oh, Martha Jones, I like you!
Tell you what though,

268
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,920
Peter would know, can I talk to him?
You won't get an answer.

269
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,950
A month after finishing this place,
lost his mind. Why, what happened?

270
00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:17,030
He started raving about
witches, hearing voices, babbling.

271
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:21,760
His mind was addled. Where is he now?
Bedlam. What's Bedlam?
Bethlem Hospital, the madhouse.

272
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:27,310
We've gotta go there, right now,
come on! I'm coming with you! I want
to witness this at first hand. Ralph,

273
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:31,120
the last scene, as promised,
copy it, hand it round,
learn it, speak it.

274
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:36,990
Back before curtain-up, and remember,
kid, project, eyes and teeth, you
never know the Queen might turn up!

275
00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:40,120
As if! She never does.

276
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:45,400
So tell me of Freedonia - where women
can be doctors, writers, actors?

277
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,640
This country's ruled by a woman.
She's Royal, that's God's business.

278
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,880
Though you are a Royal beauty.

279
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,240
Whoa, Nelly. I know for a fact
you've got a wife in the country.

280
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,070
But Martha, this is town. Come on!

281
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:58,880
We can all have a good flirt later!
Is that a promise, Doctor?

282
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:03,870
Oh, 57 academics just
punched the air, now move!

283
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:11,920
Love's Labours Won. I don't think
much of sequels, they're never
as good as the original.

284
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,470
Have you seen this bit?
He must've been dozing off!

285
00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:17,440
I don't even know what it means.
That goes for most of his stuff.

286
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,440
Ah, but at least it's my speech!

287
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,280
I get centre stage!

288
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:29,000
"The light of Shadmoch's hollow moon,
doth shine on to a point in space,

289
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,360
"betwixt Dravidian shores..."

290
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,150
HOWLING WIND

291
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:36,320
What was that?

292
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:42,120
"..Dravidian shores and linear five,
nine three o one six."

293
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:46,270
A spirit stirs the ether!

294
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:48,760
Too soon! Too soon!

295
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,270
Naught to fear, my mothers,

296
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:55,230
it is merely a rehearsal
of what's to come.

297
00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:59,870
"And strikes the fulsome grove
of Rexel Four..."

298
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,320
By all the saints!

299
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,120
It's a spirit!

300
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,430
CREATURE SHRIEKS
It's a vile shade.

301
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:20,550
I think we should never
speak of this again,

302
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,880
else we'll end up
in Bedlam ourselves.

303
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:29,350
MOANS, WAILS AND CLATTER OF SHACKLES

304
00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:33,070
Does my Lord Doctor wish some
entertainment while he waits?

305
00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:37,390
I can whip these mad men,
they'll put on a good show for you.

306
00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:40,360
Bandog and Bedlam! No. I don't.

307
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,840
Wait here, my lords while I...

308
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,430
make him decent for the lady.

309
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:49,760
So, you call this a hospital?!
Where patients are whipped
to entertain the gentry.

310
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,470
And you put your friend in here? Oh,
it's all so different in Freedonia.

311
00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:56,830
But you're clever! D'you honestly
think this place does any good?

312
00:23:56,830 --> 00:24:01,440
I've been mad, I've lost my mind.
The fear of this place set me
right again, it serves its purpose.

313
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,840
Mad in what way? You lost your son.

314
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,440
My only boy.

315
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,960
The Black Death took him.
I wasn't even there.

316
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,830
I didn't know, I'm sorry.

317
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:15,280
It made me question everything. The
futility of this fleeting existence.
To be or not to be...

318
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,830
Ooh...

319
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,920
that's quite good.

320
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,030
You should write that down.

321
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:21,760
Maybe not, bit pretentious.

322
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,640
This way, my lord.

323
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:30,600
WAILING

324
00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:44,640
They can be dangerous. Don't know
their own strength. It helps if you
don't whip them. Now, get out.

325
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,390
Peter...

326
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,590
Peter Streete?

327
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:56,110
He's the same as he was.

328
00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:58,000
You'll get nothing out of him.

329
00:24:59,590 --> 00:25:01,120
Peter?

330
00:25:06,710 --> 00:25:09,790
What is this? I must see.

331
00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:17,590
That stranger!

332
00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:21,030
He was at the inn with Shakespeare.

333
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:23,240
I thought
then, he smelt of something new.

334
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,800
Now he visits the madhouse -
the architect!

335
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:36,680
Peter, I'm the Doctor.

336
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,230
Go into the past.

337
00:25:41,230 --> 00:25:43,670
One year ago.

338
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:48,310
Let your mind go back. Back, to when
everything was fine and shining.

339
00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:53,640
Everything that happened
in this year since,
happened to somebody else.

340
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,430
It was just a story,

341
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,430
A winters tale.

342
00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:01,190
Let go...

343
00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:04,870
That's it.

344
00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:06,360
Just let go...

345
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,830
Tell me the story, Peter.

346
00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:15,840
Tell me about the witches.

347
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,440
Who is this Doctor?

348
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,920
Why does he come now,
at our time of glory?

349
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,030
Doomfinger! Transport yourself!

350
00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:26,470
Doom the Doctor,

351
00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:28,040
doom his hide!

352
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,000
Hide...

353
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,840
The witches...spoke to Peter.

354
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,910
In the night, they whispered.

355
00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:38,400
Whispered...

356
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:47,320
Got Peter to build the Globe
to their design. THEIR design.

357
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,320
The 14 walls.

358
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,600
Always 14.

359
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,040
When the work was done...

360
00:26:57,350 --> 00:27:01,120
..they snapped poor Peter's wits...

361
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,560
But where did Peter see the witches?
Where in the city?

362
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,080
Peter, tell me.

363
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,160
You've got to tell me,
where were they?

364
00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:14,200
Allhallows Street...

365
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,750
Too many words... What the hell?
Just one touch of the heart.

366
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,150
NO!

367
00:27:23,870 --> 00:27:26,200
WITCH WAILS

368
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,160
A witch, I'm seeing a witch!

369
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,360
Who would be next, mmm?

370
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,150
Just one touch...

371
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:36,550
WITCHES CACKLE

372
00:27:36,550 --> 00:27:40,000
I'll stop your frantic hearts.

373
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,880
Poor fragile mortals.

374
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,480
Let us out! That's not gonna work,
the whole building's shouting that!

375
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,800
Who would die first? Mmm?

376
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,120
Well, if you're looking
for volunteers. No don't!
Doctor, can you stop her?

377
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,630
No mortal has power over me. Oh,
but there's a power in words.

378
00:27:57,630 --> 00:28:03,390
If I can find the right one,
if I could just know you...
None on Earth has knowledge of us.

379
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:08,430
Now, think. Humanoid, female, uses
shapes and words to channel energy.

380
00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:09,630
Ah! 14!

381
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:14,630
That's it! 14! The 14 stars of
the Rexel Planetary Configuration!

382
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:18,360
Creature, I name you...Carrionite!

383
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,830
CREATURE SCREAMS

384
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,040
What did you do?

385
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,960
I named her. The power of a name.
That's old magic.

386
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,990
But there's no such thing as magic!

387
00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:35,070
It's a different sort of science.
You chose mathematics.

388
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:39,360
The right numbers, the right
equation, can split the atom.
Carrionites use words.

389
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,440
Use them for what?

390
00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:43,800
The end of the world.

391
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,440
CARRIONITE GASPS

392
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,750
He knows us!

393
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:54,520
He spoke our name!

394
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,800
Then he will know death!

395
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,270
He will perish at my hand!

396
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:05,350
BELL TOLLS
My mothers, the time approaches,
you must away to the Globe, go!

397
00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:10,560
I will join you, as soon as
this Doctor screams his last!

398
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,950
The Carrionites disappeared way
back at the dawn of the universe.

399
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:18,160
No-one was sure whether they were real or legend.
I'm going for real.
But what do they want?

400
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,480
A new empire on Earth.

401
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,600
A world of bones and blood
and witchcraft. But how?

402
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,120
I'm looking
at the man with the words.

403
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,680
Me? But I've done nothing.

404
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,360
Hold on, what were you doing
last night, when that Carrionite
was in the room?

405
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,520
Finishing the play.

406
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,230
What happens on the last page?

407
00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:44,320
The boys get the girls, they have
a bit of a dance, it's all as funny
and thought-provoking as usual.

408
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,320
Except those last few line.

409
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,760
Funny thing is, I don't actually
remember writing them.

410
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,160
That's it!

411
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,160
They used you!

412
00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:00,960
They gave you the final words,
like a spell, like a code!
Love's Labour's Won, it's a weapon!

413
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:05,830
The right words, spoken in the right
place, with the shape of the Globe
as an energy-converter!

414
00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:08,190
The play's the thing!
And yes, you can have that!

415
00:30:10,270 --> 00:30:13,870
FANFARE PLAYS

416
00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:21,550
We left the lovers of Navarre
by cruel chance sep'rated,

417
00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:27,720
none to claim his heart, their
labours lost, now will they find
Love's Labours Won?

418
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,560
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

419
00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:38,680
Allhallows Street, there it is.
Martha, we'll track them down,
Will, get to the Globe.

420
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,750
Whatever you do, stop that play!

421
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:45,190
I'll do it! All these years I've
been the cleverest man around.
Next to you, I know nothing!

422
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:48,550
Oh, don't complain(!) I'm not, it's
marvellous! Good luck, Doctor!

423
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:52,640
Good luck, Shakespeare! Once more
unto the breach! I like that...

424
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,640
Wait a minute,
that's one of mine.

425
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,920
Oh, just shift!

426
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,590
The eye should have contentment
where it rests.

427
00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:02,040
This spun-out year I watch on...

428
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,400
Patience, my sisters, patience...

429
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,720
And mewling poor, drooped men
in stench'd... Stop the play!

430
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:15,310
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
but stop! This performance must end,
immediately.

431
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:16,630
Oh, everyone's a critic.

432
00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:18,920
The wordsmith! Fear not!

433
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,950
I have the doll!

434
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:28,520
I'm sorry, you'll get a refund,
but this play must not be performed.

435
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,110
Is he drunk or what?
Get him out of the way!

436
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,710
You must forgive, our irksome Will,

437
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:42,360
he's been on the beer
and feeling ill.

438
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,790
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

439
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,080
There is naught can stop us now!

440
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,480
Allhallows Street.

441
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,120
But which house?

442
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,030
Thing is though,
am I missing something here?

443
00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:03,750
The world didn't end in
1599, it just didn't.
Look at me, I'm living proof.

444
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,750
Oh how to explain the mechanics of
the infinate temporal flux.
I know

445
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:11,230
Back to the Future! It's like Back
to the Future! The film?

446
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:15,590
No, the novelisation, yes the film!
Marty McFly goes back
and changes history...

447
00:32:15,590 --> 00:32:19,110
And he starts fading away!
Oh, my God, am I gonna fade?

448
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:23,080
You and the entire future of the
human race - it ends, right now,

449
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,030
in 1599, if we don't stop it.

450
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,080
But which house?

451
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,000
Make that "witch" house.

452
00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:49,800
I take it we're expected?

453
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,920
Oh, I think death has been
waiting for you a very long time.

454
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,120
Right then! It's my turn.

455
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,920
I know how to do this.

456
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,550
I name thee, Carrionite!

457
00:33:00,550 --> 00:33:02,520
Argh! Huh...

458
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,150
What was wrong? The finger?

459
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,960
The power of a name works only once.

460
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,150
Observe.

461
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:11,880
I gaze upon this bag of bones,
and now I name thee Martha Jones!

462
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,470
What have you done?

463
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,070
Only sleeping, alas. It's curious,

464
00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:22,680
the name has less impact,
she's somehow out of her time.

465
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,880
And as for you, Sir Doctor...

466
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:27,720
Fascinating.

467
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,670
There is no name.

468
00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:34,720
Why would a man hide his title
in such despair?

469
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,920
Oh! But look!

470
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,670
There's still one word
with a power that aches...
The naming won't work on me.

471
00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:46,680
But your heart grows cold,
the north wind blows

472
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,600
and carries down, the distant...

473
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,320
Rose.

474
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,920
Oh, big mistake

475
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,390
cos that name keeps me fighting.

476
00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:58,630
The Carrionites vanished,
where did you go?

477
00:33:58,630 --> 00:34:02,110
The Eternals found the right word
to banish us into Deep Darkness.

478
00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:06,310
Then how did you escape?
New words, new and glittering.

479
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,360
From a mind like no other.

480
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,110
Shakespeare?

481
00:34:11,110 --> 00:34:12,910
His son perished!

482
00:34:12,910 --> 00:34:16,440
The grief of a genius -

483
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,360
grief without measure,

484
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,280
madness enough to allow us entrance.

485
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:26,630
How many of you? Just the three.
But the play tonight
shall restore the rest.

486
00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:30,040
Then the human race will be purged,
as pestilence.

487
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:36,510
And from this world,
we will lead the universe back into
the old ways of blood and magic.

488
00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:40,640
Mmm, busy schedule. But first...

489
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,280
you've got to get past me.

490
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,470
Oh, that should be a pleasure...

491
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:49,080
considering my enemy
has such a handsome shape.

492
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:54,670
Now that's one form of magic that's
definitely not going to work on me.

493
00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:56,680
Oh, we'll see.
SNIP!

494
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,560
What was that for, what did you do?

495
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,230
A souvenir.

496
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:01,560
Well, give it back!

497
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,320
Well, that's just cheating.

498
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,870
Behold, Doctor.

499
00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:11,440
Men, to Carrionites, are nothing

500
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,240
but puppets.

501
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:19,200
Now, you might call that magic, I'd
call that a DNA Replication Module.

502
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,720
What use is your science now?

503
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,880
Oh, my God, Doctor!
Don't worry, I've got you.

504
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,950
Hold on, mister.

505
00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,870
Two hearts?!

506
00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:40,630
You're making a habit of this.

507
00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:42,400
Ow!

508
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:47,110
I've only got one heart working,
how do you people cope?

509
00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:51,720
I gotta get the other one started,
hit me! Hit me on the chest. Argh!

510
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,320
Other side! Argh!
On the back, on the back.

511
00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:59,270
Left a bit. Argh!

512
00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:04,870
Lovely. There we go! Ba-da-boom!
Well what are you standing
there for? Come on, the Globe!

513
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,080
The Doctor?

514
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,390
Dead.
The ladies have prepared a show.

515
00:36:13,390 --> 00:36:17,480
Maria means to present
Isis descending
from the dewy orb of Heav'n.

516
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,360
Ah, here comes Costard.

517
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,320
CHEERS

518
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,870
Masters!

519
00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:27,590
AUDIENCE WHISTLES

520
00:36:27,590 --> 00:36:31,040
We're going the wrong way!
No, we're not!

521
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,190
We're going the wrong way!

522
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,270
Behold the swinish sight
of woman's love!

523
00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:41,830
Pish, it's out of season
to be heavy disposed.

524
00:36:41,830 --> 00:36:43,910
It is now, my mothers!

525
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,390
The final words,
to activate the tetradecagon!

526
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:53,310
Betwixt Dravidian shores and linear
five, nine, three, o, one, six,
seven, point, o, two

527
00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:59,040
and strikes the fulsome grove
of Rexel Four.
Co-radiating crystal activate!

528
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:03,400
The portal opens! It begins!

529
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,840
THEY CACKLE

530
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,880
PEOPLE SCREAM

531
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,590
I told thee so! I told thee!

532
00:37:12,990 --> 00:37:14,470
Stage door!

533
00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:36,910
Stop the play! I think that was
it. Yes, I said, "Stop the play!"

534
00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:39,480
I hit my head. Yeah, don't rub it,
you'll go bald.

535
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,790
I think that's my cue.

536
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,880
CARRIONITES:
Now begins the Millennium of Blood!

537
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,590
The Doctor, he lives!

538
00:37:53,590 --> 00:37:57,000
Then watch this world
become a blasted heath!

539
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,710
They come! They come!

540
00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:37,640
Come on, Will! History needs you!
But what can I do? Reverse it!
How am I supposed to do that?

541
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,750
The shape of the Globe gives words
power, you're the wordsmith -

542
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,480
the one, true genius, the only
man clever enough to do it.

543
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,200
What words? I have none.
You're William Shakespeare!

544
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,750
But these Carrionite phrases, they
need such precision. Trust yourself.

545
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:54,190
With you the words just come
like magic!

546
00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:58,240
The right sound, the right shape,
the right rhythm,
words that last forever.

547
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:03,310
That's what you do, Will, you choose
perfect words, do it! Improvise!

548
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,160
Close up this din
of hateful dire decay!

549
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,760
Decomposition of your witches' plot.

550
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,360
You thieve my brains,
consider me your toy

551
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,070
my doting Doctor tells me I am not!

552
00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:24,120
No! Words of power!

553
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:29,880
Foul Carrionite spectres
cease your show between the points...

554
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,160
Seven, six, one, three, nine, o...

555
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,280
Sev'n, six, one, three, nine, o..

556
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,950
And banished like a tinker's cuss,
I say to thee...

557
00:39:41,790 --> 00:39:44,230
Expelliamus!

558
00:39:44,230 --> 00:39:48,390
Good old JK!

559
00:39:48,390 --> 00:39:52,600
CARRIONITES SHRIEK

560
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,800
The Deep Darkness...
They are consumed! No...!

561
00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:12,880
Love's Labours Won!

562
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,800
There it goes!

563
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,440
CARRIONITES SCREAM

564
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,270
AUDIENCE GASPS

565
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,910
RIPPLE OF APPLAUSE

566
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:41,480
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

567
00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:48,640
They think it was all
special effects.

568
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,920
Your effect is special indeed.

569
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,510
That's not your best line.

570
00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:57,070
WHISTLES AND WHOOPS

571
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,240
And I say, a heart for a hart,
a dear for a deer.

572
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:31,510
I don't get it.
Then give me a joke from Freedonia.

573
00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:34,760
OK. Shakespeare walks into a pub

574
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,080
and the landlord says,
"Oi, mate, you're barred."

575
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,400
Oh, that's brilliant!
Doesn't make sense, mind you,
but never mind that, come here.

576
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,950
I've only just met you.

577
00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:48,640
The Doctor might never kiss you.
Why not entertain a man who will?

578
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:55,560
I don't know how to tell you
this, oh, great genius, but
your breath doesn't half stink.

579
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,000
Good props store, back there.

580
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,320
Not sure about this, though,

581
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,150
reminds me of a Sycorax.

582
00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:05,760
Sycorax? Nice word.
I'll have that off you as well.

583
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,240
I should be on 10%. How's your head?
Still aching. 'Ere...

584
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,160
I got you this...

585
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,760
Neck brace.

586
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,840
Wear that for a few
days, till it's better. Although,

587
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,800
you might want to keep it,
suits you. What about the play?

588
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,720
Gone. I looked all over,
every single copy of Love's
Labours Won, went up in the sky.

589
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,830
My lost masterpiece.
You could write it up again.

590
00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:29,160
Yeah, better not, Will.

591
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,590
There's still power in those words,
maybe it'd best stay forgotten.

592
00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:34,400
Oh, but I've got new ideas!

593
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,990
Perhaps it's time I wrote
about fathers and sons.

594
00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:39,310
In memory of my boy.
My precious Hamnet.

595
00:42:39,310 --> 00:42:43,800
Hamnet? That's him. Ham...net?
What's wrong with that? Anyway,

596
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:49,670
time we were off. I've got a nice
attic in the Tardis, where this lot
can scream for all eternity.

597
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:54,070
I've gotta take Martha back
through time and space?

598
00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:58,200
You what? You're from another
world, like the Carrionites.
Martha's from the future.

599
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,200
It's not that hard to work out.

600
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:05,200
That's incredible.
You are incredible!
We're alike in many ways, Doctor.

601
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,520
Martha, let me say goodbye
to you with a new verse.

602
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,550
A sonnet for my Dark Lady.

603
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,750
Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?

604
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:19,880
Thou art more lovely
and more temperate...

605
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,200
Will! You'll never believe it!
She's here! She's turned up!

606
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,110
We're the talk of the town.
She heard about last night,
she wants us to perform it again!

607
00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:31,680
Who? Her Majesty, she's here.

608
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,870
FANFARE PLAYS

609
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,710
Queen Elizabeth the First!

610
00:43:36,710 --> 00:43:38,270
Doctor!

611
00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:40,960
What? My sworn enemy!

612
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,670
What? Off with his head! What?!

613
00:43:44,670 --> 00:43:51,670
Never mind what, run! See you, Will!
And thanks! Stop that pernicious
Doctor!

614
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:56,200
Stop in the name of the queen!

615
00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:59,790
What have you done to upset her? I
don't know. I haven't met her yet!

616
00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:03,480
That's time travel for you!
Still, can't wait to find out...

617
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,710
that's something to look forward to!

618
00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:07,120
Oh...

619
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,280
We're
in the middle of New New York...

620
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,870
He has arrived.

621
00:44:20,110 --> 00:44:21,550
You've got to let her go!

622
00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:24,190
Doctor! No!

623
00:44:24,190 --> 00:44:27,790
I need to talk to the police.
HORNS BEEP

624
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:31,040
You want happy? Bucket of anger.
How much do you want forgetting?

625
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,840
Well dressed for a hitch-hiker.

626
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,320
They say people go missing
on the motorway.

627
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,230
Some cars just vanish,
never to be seen again.

628
00:44:38,230 --> 00:44:40,320
Is there something living down there?

629
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,520
What the hell are they?

630
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:46,080
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631
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,520
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