1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,639 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,416 Hmm. 3 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,196 ( Yelling ) 4 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,143 ( Grunts ) 5 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,245 ( Yelling ) 6 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,028 Fuck. Fucker. 7 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,030 Fuck! Ah! 8 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,132 ( Yelling ) 9 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,749 - ( Loretta yelling ) hey, l.D.! - What? 10 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,518 I need you upstairs-- Now. 11 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,322 Yo, l.D.! Where you at? 12 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,891 - ( Yelling ) - L.D.! 13 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:15,467 L.D., what channel is that e! Channel on? 14 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:18,237 - I can't find it. - I don't know. 15 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,805 - Yeah. - Are you kidding me? 16 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:22,741 You called me up to ask me about the e! Channel? 17 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,178 I am so sorry that you had to make such a long trek up here. 18 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:28,647 I'm sitting here suffering with cancer and you had to walk up 19 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,683 Some little stairs. Sorry about that, l.D. 20 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,052 - What was you doing, anyway? - I actually was opening up 21 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,555 One of those vacuum-Sealed packaging and i cut myself on it. 22 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,991 Jeff and susie got me this gps-- 23 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,427 Look at this. Look at this. I can't open those packages. 24 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,930 - Bam! There it is. - Why would you manufacture a product that you can't open? 25 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,633 L.D., i've got an appointment tomorrow at noon 26 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,902 To get my hair and my nails done. 27 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:52,705 - I want you to take me. - At noon? 28 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,174 - Mm-Hmm. - Okay, cannot do it. Sorry. 29 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:58,911 - Why can't you? - I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow. 30 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:00,346 Well, just move it to another time. 31 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,847 I can't move it to another time. 32 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,482 Can you play before or after? 33 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,250 Well, why don't you drive? 34 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,819 'Cause i have cancer 35 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,321 - And i want you to drive me. - You do have cancer. 36 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,956 Yes, i do. 37 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,058 But how does it affect your driving? 38 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,362 I don't think the doctor would want me to drive, 39 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,597 So i would prefer for you to take me. 40 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,299 The doctor didn't say anything about driving. 41 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,701 - L.D., i have an appointment at noon. - Should we call the doctor 44 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,908 - To have cancer? - I know what it feels like 45 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,144 To be with someone who has cancer. 46 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,746 Ooh, so that's why you should have compassion 47 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,514 And tomorrow at noon take me to my appointment. 48 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,950 - Okay. Okay. - Good. Glad we're clear about that. 49 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:39,818 Noon tomorrow. 50 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,787 No golf. 51 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,589 I'm going to dinner tonight 52 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:47,960 With jeff, susie and lewis and his new girlfriend. 53 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:51,997 - Do you wanna go? - Any black people gonna be there? 54 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:55,734 - No. - Why would i want to go? 55 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,970 Might be some people with cancer. 56 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,205 No, i-- I don't wanna go. 57 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,175 - Could you just get me another tea? - Sure. 58 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:06,512 - And it's time to make my juice. - I'll be back. 59 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,616 Oh! L.D., hold on. 60 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,851 Hey, man, let me talk to you about something real quick. 61 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,687 Hey, i've got a friend named alton, right. 62 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,523 - Who? Alton? - Alton. Alton. 63 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,159 Big "seinfeld" fan-- Loved the freaking show. 64 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,694 He's a little depressed right now. 65 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,196 Trying to, you know-- Maybe you could give him a call on his birthday? 66 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,365 - He's a big "seinfeld" fan? - Big "seinfeld" fan! 67 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,133 - Fucking loves the show, man. - Wow. 68 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,868 Got a fine-Ass wife. Wife fine as hell-- 69 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,804 I don't know why the guy so depressed with a wife that damn fine. 70 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,039 - Really? Really? - Sick fine. I'm talking sick fine. 71 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,507 - Gorgeous? - Sick meaning "good." 72 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,509 - I got it. Yeah. Yeah. - You get that shit, right? 73 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,144 I've never seen the damn show myself, 74 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,946 But he fricking swears by it. 75 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,816 - Well... all right, fine. - You'll give him a call? 76 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,617 - I'll call him later. - If you can give him a fucking call-- 77 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,252 Leave the phone number on my dresser. 78 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,355 I'll leave the number for you. He's gonna fucking flip out, 79 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,523 Him and his fine-Ass fucking wife. 80 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,995 Well, my next guest is, to say the least, 81 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,631 A maverick in the field of cancer treatment. 82 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:03,068 Her newest book is titled "walking out on cancer." 83 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,537 Please say hello to dr. Karen trundle. 84 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,007 - ( Tv audience applauds ) - Dr. Phil: now, dr. Trundle, 85 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,609 How does somebody walk out on cancer? 86 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:14,813 Trundle: i do believe that a patient's personal relationships 87 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,982 Can contribute to their cancer, 88 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:20,786 Just like living next to a toxic waste dump can actually cause cancer. 89 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,955 If i determine that a patient of mine 90 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,758 Is in a toxic relationship with their spouse, 91 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,694 I will counsel them to leave that spouse. 92 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,597 When we're talking about a toxic spouse, 93 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,732 We're talking about what? 94 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,035 Well, someone who is impatient, 95 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,836 Someone who's obnoxious, 96 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,272 Someone who is petty and argumentative, 97 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:42,741 And obsesses over meaningless details 98 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,044 At the expense of a harmonious relationship. 99 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,147 Okay, so you're telling me if you met with a new patient 100 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,817 And you saw that they were married to a person like that-- 101 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:55,688 I would counsel them to leave and to never look back. 102 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:59,124 ( Dr. Phil chuckles ) and that's how they walk out on cancer? 103 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,060 We've got a couple of your patients here-- 104 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,129 Drink it up. You're doing great. 105 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:08,534 Attagirl! Good job! Good job! 106 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,102 - Thanks, l.D. - Good job. 107 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:13,172 Hey, i heard about this great doctor 108 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:17,209 And i took the liberty of making an appointment for you-- 109 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,545 For us, actually, because i have to go too. 110 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,580 So what's wrong with the doctor i've got? 111 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,149 The doctor you have is perfectly fine 112 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,851 But get a second opinion. 113 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:29,455 - Where'd you find out about this doctor? - A friend of mine. 114 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,723 - A friend of yours? - Mm-Hmm. 115 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,491 - Who? - Phil. 116 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:35,627 - Phil who? - Phil kreel...ton. 117 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,897 Okay, all right. Second opinion. 118 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,366 I'm gonna trust you on this one, l.D. 119 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,134 I've got a very good feeling about this doctor, 120 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,903 And when i get a feeling... 121 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,973 - you've got a feeling. - ...i get a feeling. 122 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,776 Thanks for the look out, l.D. 123 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,347 ( Beeping ) 124 00:06:57,484 --> 00:07:00,586 - Man: hello? - Oy, alton, this is larry david. 125 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:04,289 - Who? Larry? - Larry david from the "seinfeld" show. 126 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,026 Larry-- Oh, larry david? 127 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,961 I'm a friend of leon's. He told me to give you a call. 128 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,430 - He said it was your birthday. - Oh, man! 129 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,565 I can't believe you're calling me. 130 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,701 - Happy birthday, alton. - That's amazing. 131 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:18,437 Man, "seinfeld" is one of my favorite shows of all time. 132 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:22,641 Oh, great. Anyway, so happy birthday. 133 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:26,278 - Thank you. - And, you know, leon said you were a little depressed. 134 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,281 - Yeah. - Although then he said your wife was beautiful, 135 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,517 So i don't know what you have to be depressed about, really. 136 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:34,119 What-- What do you mean about my wife? 137 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:37,322 - What? - My w-- Why is he talking about my wife? 138 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:40,559 He's not talking about your wife. He just said she was beautiful. 139 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,327 Yeah, okay. Well, i know she's beautiful 140 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,263 But why is leon telling you that my wife is beautiful? 141 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,231 - He's complimenting her. - That's not a compliment! 142 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,267 That's like another man looking at another man's woman. 143 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,903 - He didn't say she was ugly. - I knew it was like that! 144 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,771 I've seen them together at the house talking, 145 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,941 - Always laughing. I knew it! - All right, you know what? 146 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,776 - I'm gonna take off. - Yo, is he there?! 147 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,012 - Anyway, it's great talking to you. - Put him on the phone! 148 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,847 Happy birthday and good luck. See you around. 149 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,249 - Where you at right now? Tell me where you at! - ( Beeps ) 150 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,185 ( Phone clatters ) 151 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,494 - Hey, i-- I-- - Hey. 152 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,229 - Oh, hey. - Just in time. 153 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:20,399 - We just sat down. - Oh, is that lewis's new girlfriend? 154 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,401 Yeah. Yeah yeah. She's beautiful, huh? 155 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,337 - Larry: it's not gonna last. - Jeff: you're not gonna believe this 156 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,872 And you've got to swear to secrecy. 157 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,274 - You swear to secrecy? - Come on, i'm a vault. 158 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,276 On the way over here, 159 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,112 She blew him in the car. 160 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,016 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 161 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,052 - Blowjob in the car? - While he's driving. 162 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,954 Wow, how gentile. 163 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,989 Not gonna get that close to her, i can tell you that. 164 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,459 - Okay okay. - By the way, i don't approve of a blowjob in the car at all. 165 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,895 - Really? - More dangerous than cell phones in my opinion. 166 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,464 - What about handjobs? - Any kind of job is dangerous. 167 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:53,899 It has to affect the driver. I can't deny it. 168 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,734 I think it should be illegal, frankly. 169 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,102 By the way, why do they call it a job? 170 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,705 Is it so hard? Is it a lot of work? 171 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,640 - Well, tugging, sucking. - Tugging. 172 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,043 It's a lot of work. I wouldn't want to do it. 173 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:07,312 It is a job. No wonder why they don't like it. 174 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,281 Oh, look who finally comes over. 175 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:10,949 - Hey. Hello. - Hi. Beverly. 176 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,551 Hi. Larry. Hi. 177 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,253 Where have you guys been, huh? 178 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,121 - Huh? Oh, you know-- - Just talking, catching up. 179 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,090 - We're sitting here for like an hour... - Yeah, sorry. 180 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,892 - ...There's no bread, the service sucks. - No bread. 181 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,927 Don't you guys want a drink? No drinks. 182 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,863 I'd love a drink. What-- What is that? That looks interesting. 183 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,367 - That drink. - Mmm mmm mmm-- Pomegranate surprise. 184 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,202 - Pomegranate juice, blueberry juice. - Uh-Huh. 185 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,338 Here, have a try. 186 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,407 You're gonna love it-- Antioxidants, tequila. 187 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,910 It's fabulous. Mmm. 188 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,779 - Mmm mmm. - Lewis: look at the salt on that rim. 189 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,615 - Here. Come on, give it a try. - No no. No, thanks. 190 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,084 - I think you'll like it - I don't think so. Thank you. 191 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,286 - Take a little sip. - No! No. 192 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,322 I don't like to take sips. 193 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,224 I don't. I don't take bites either. 194 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,926 No bites, no sips. Yeah. 195 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,295 - Oh, hey, bread. Fabulous. - Susie: finally. 196 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,763 - Look at this. - About time. 197 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,598 I'm starving. 198 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,835 Susie: thank you, lar. Very nice of you. 199 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,370 A pleasure. Pleasure. 200 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,338 - I've got the next one, buddy. - Do you? 201 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,973 You going to michael york's party? 202 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,676 Michael york's party. You know, i really love michael york, 203 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:14,113 But the guy-- He lives in the boondocks. I'll never find the place. 204 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,048 What about that nav system we gave you? 205 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,783 Great gift, and thank you so much. 206 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,685 I couldn't open-- I couldn't open the package. 207 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,521 - Susie: what do you mean? - It comes-- It's entombed in this plastic. 208 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,923 I was stabbing it with a knife. It's impossible. 209 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,625 There's a tab. You pull the tab. 210 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,694 - No, there was no tab, susie. - No perforation? 211 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:32,531 - No, no perforation-- Nothing. - Just get an x-Acto knife 212 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,099 - Or a box cutter, okay? - There you go. 213 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,068 - A box cutter? - Jeff: yes. 214 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,704 Who am i, mohamed atta? I gotta buy a box cutter? 215 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:42,074 - I mean it's crazy. - We're late. We're gonna go see "last tango in paris," 216 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,810 - My favorite film, for the hundredth time. - Oh my, "last tango in paris." 217 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,211 What a piece of crap. 218 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,047 ( Mimics brando ) "put butter up my ass." 219 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,715 I mean, is that supposed to be a movie? 220 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,984 Pretention masquerading as art-- That's what you've got there. 221 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,654 You know nothing about foreign films or anything. It's all about you. 222 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,756 - We've gotta go. We're gonna miss the film. - Have you seen it? 223 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,459 - Susie, nice to meet you. - Bye, beverly. You too. 224 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,362 - Oh, larry. - Ah! 225 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,532 What's the problem with you? 226 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,600 - What? - Since you arrived, 227 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,336 You've just been... weird. 228 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,005 - What? No. - Yeah, i was just so looking forward to meeting-- 229 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,674 - Oh! - I-I'm-- I'm sorry. 230 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,211 Holy sh-- 231 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,347 What the fuck did you do? 232 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,415 She wanted you to have a little drink. You wouldn't take it. 233 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,018 She wanted to kiss you goodbye like an aunt in brooklyn 234 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,786 At a seder. You can't even do that? 235 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,588 What is she, a leper, for christ's sake? 236 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,091 - All right, you want to know why? - Yes, i want to know why. 237 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,194 - ( Silent ) - Come on, tell me the truth. Don't lie to me. 238 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,628 - You know, don't lie. - No, 'cause i have-- 239 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,630 Okay, i have a cold sore and i didn't want to kiss her. 240 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,966 - You have a cold sore? - Yeah. 241 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,169 And i was-- I was embarrassed. 242 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,306 - So why didn't you tell her? - I was embarrassed. 243 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,208 - I'm sorry. - Lewis: uh-Huh. 244 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,744 I'll never get laid again. 245 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,146 Just tell the whole restaurant. 246 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,120 Larry! 247 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,024 - ( Bells ring ) - Hey, larry! 248 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,993 Larry! 249 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:11,363 - You got x-Acto knives? - Sure, right here. 250 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,099 Oh, okay. Can i see that red one? 251 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,503 - Sure thing. - Jeez, i can't open the vacuum-Sealed packaging. 252 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,606 - It's impossible. You can't open it. - Oh yeah. 253 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,007 - I'll take this one. - Okay. 254 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,842 - ( Bells ring ) - Larry. 255 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,377 Why'd you tell alton i was fucking his wife? 256 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,079 What? Come here. What are you saying? 257 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,747 You told alton i'm fucking his wife? 258 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:32,251 No, i said that you said that his wife was beautiful, 259 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,420 And that's all i said. That's all i said. 260 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,888 When you said that shit to him, 261 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,623 That's implying that i'm fucking her. 262 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,225 - Well, just tell him that you're not. - But i am! 263 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,760 - You are? - I'm tapping that ass! 264 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,729 I've been kung-Fuing that ass for a while now. 265 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,631 - What is wrong with you? - Said, fucking that ass-- They're the same thing. 266 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,499 Why do you fool around with married women? 267 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,368 - Ass is ass, larry. - Ass is not ass. 268 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,470 - Ass is fucking ass, larry. It's what the fuck i do. - No, it's not. 269 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,372 Well, you don't have to tap every ass. 270 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,007 Do you? Do you have to tap every ass? 271 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,675 What the fuck we gonna do right now? 272 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,678 - What do you mean "we"? - Alton's gonna fuck somebody up. 273 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,514 I have nothing to do with this! I'm not tapping anybody! 274 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,149 You're tapping! I'm not tapping! 275 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,518 You are combined in this shit with me now, god damn it. 276 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,554 We are lego. We are a fucking lego set right now. 277 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,056 We are fucking interlocked together. We fucked her. 278 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,491 Get away from me. Get out of here. 279 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,593 - Fix this shit. Fix it! - I'm not fixing anything. 280 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,129 $10. 281 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,035 First of all, loretta, i want to say 282 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,571 How sorry i am to hear about your diagnosis, 283 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,474 But i want you to know that we're gonna get you through this... 284 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,175 - Thank you, dr. Trundle. - ...without a doubt. 285 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,744 ( Sputtering ) 286 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,345 And there's something that's happening tomorrow night. 287 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,981 I'm actually giving a talk on coping strategies... 288 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,717 - you ever do that? - ...for newly-Diagnosed patients and i think-- 289 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,653 It's like how horses do it, right? 290 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,023 And i can see why they do it. It feels good. 291 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,760 How long have you all been together? This seems... 292 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,395 it's been about a-- 293 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,330 ...like a fairly new relationship. 294 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,532 - It's been about a year no- - Ab? 295 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,067 How-- How would you describe these artifacts? 296 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,769 What is it exactly? 297 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,438 - That's african art. - African? 298 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,274 - Really? Hey-- African. - Yes. 299 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,910 What, i'm supposed to have a connection to her 'cause i'm black? 300 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,845 Duh! 301 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,016 Mr. David, please have a seat, 302 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,285 - So i can just finish up the history here. - Sure. Okay, sure. 303 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:17,690 So are you all in what you would call 304 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,426 A happy, healthy, committed relationship? 305 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,128 A happy and a healthy new year to you. 306 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,465 - A happy and a healthy-- - No, we're talking about our relationship right now. 307 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:30,269 - Okay, yes. - We-- We get along most of the time. 308 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,538 Who's this guy? Is that your husband? 309 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:36,175 - Yes. - Oy, he's got some healthy head of hair, this one. 310 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,211 Yes, he was blessed follicly, yes. 311 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,247 Oh, he was blessed. So, what? I'm unblessed. Is that what you're saying? 312 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,582 No, i wasn't referring to you at all. 313 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,150 Bald people are not blessed? 314 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,652 This has nothing to do with you. 315 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,221 We don't belong on the same planet as the blessed hairs? 316 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,925 Now, as i was saying, the type of relationship that you have, 317 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,960 Do you feel that your relationship is... 318 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,730 - larry: ooh. - ...in a comfortable, easy place? 319 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,565 We have differences and things like that... 320 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,567 - larry: oh yeah. - ...but overall we get along pretty good. 321 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,569 You know, the cancer, how much-- 322 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,771 ( Sings commercial jingle ) 323 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,908 - You remember that commercial? - ( Forcefully ) no. 324 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,443 - Ever see that one? - I have a great idea: 325 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,712 There are some great magazines right outside. 326 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,048 - Right, since he can't focus. - I would like to discuss with loretta 327 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,284 Some very intimate, personal things that, as a woman, 328 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,620 In terms of self-Image, i think would be better discussed... 329 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,722 - that would so work for me too. - ...just in our company. 330 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,958 Yeah, maybe you'll find a magazine out there 331 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,526 - That'll work for you. - I understand. 332 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,661 - All right. Thank you. - Discuss, you two, you sit, you talk. 333 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,363 You'll have coffee. You'll discuss. 334 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,666 Discuss. You'll talk. You'll do this. You'll do that. 335 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,069 - Have some girl time. - You enjoy yourselves, have a good discussion. 336 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,038 I'll be out there. You'll be here. 337 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,006 We'll talk-- Lat. 338 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,941 ( Grumbles ) 339 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:49,281 You're gonna need to hear something very difficult right now. 340 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,619 - ( People chatting ) - ( Sighs ) 341 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:59,024 - 6:00. - Ah. Mr. Trundle? 342 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,728 - Yeah. - I saw your picture on your wife's desk. 343 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,065 Oh, right. Take care then. 344 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,334 - Okay. - All right. 345 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,570 - ( Grunts ) - Larry? 346 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,874 Larry david. Dean. Dean weinstock. 347 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,143 - Oh my god. Hey. - Yeah, used to be your next-Door neighbor. 348 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,779 - Yeah. Hey. - Hey, man. It is so good to see you. 349 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,514 - Hey hey. - ( Glasses crunch ) 350 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,249 - Whoa! - Oh, christ! 351 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,986 - Oh my god. - These are-- Are broken. 352 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,488 - Oh, dear. - Thank you. 353 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,358 - Oh, man. - It is just so good to see you, man. 354 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,992 - That's awesome. - Good to see you. 355 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,061 - It's great. - I'm sorry about your glasses. 356 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,197 Don't worry about it. I'll send you a bill. 357 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,400 Tell me, how's cheryl? How's-- Where'd you guys move to? 358 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,503 Wha-- What-- You'll what? You'll send me a bill? 359 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,473 - Is that what you said? - Yeah, these are-- I don't think these can be fixed. 360 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,708 - Wait a second. - Yeah? 361 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,945 - You're gonna send me a bill? - Just for the glasses. 362 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,547 - Why? - 'Cause they're like $219. 363 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,917 I-- I didn't break your glasses. 364 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,919 It was the hug that broke 'em. It wasn't you specifically... 365 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,955 - okay, yeah. - ...but you were the one who instigated the hug. 366 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,590 I didn't inst-- I instigated the hug? 367 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,325 Yeah, i came in for like a shake-- 368 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,294 No, i came in for a shake and then i saw you make a move for the hug, 369 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,865 - So i went in. - I kinda remember i said the "hey." 370 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,900 I think you're mistaking my "hey" for a hug. 371 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,769 Even if i did initiate the hug... 372 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,437 - yes? Yeah? - ...which i didn't, 373 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,640 That still doesn't make me responsible for your glasses. 374 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,308 They're your glasses. They're around your neck. 375 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,145 With all due respect, i feel like you didn't recognize me 376 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,681 Then i did the "hey,"then i did, 377 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,883 Then you came in and, because you were so embarrassed 378 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,820 And so mortified that you did not recognize me, 379 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,755 You overcompensated by a superstrong hug 380 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,458 - That broke my glasses. - Okay, that's an incredibly idiotic theory. 381 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,959 I think, because you're a needy person, 382 00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,795 You wanted me to like you, so you hugged me. 383 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,496 First of all, i'm not a needy person. 384 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,599 Okay? That's number one. I have no needs at all, okay? 385 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,602 I wasn't overcompensating. I don't like you. Why would i want to hug you? 386 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,671 - All right. - I'm not paying for your glasses. 387 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,673 I'm not asking you to pay for the glasses. 388 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,409 I'm asking you to replace these glasses that you broke. 389 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,346 I'm still paying for them even if i replace them, 390 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,780 Am i not? What's the difference? 391 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,949 I don't know if you know an optometrist. I don't know. 392 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,352 - No, i don't know any optometrists. - Well, i didn't think you did 393 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,320 So, in that case, that's why i'm invoicing you. 394 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,190 Okay, you send me the invoice. I'm going to rip it up into tiny little pieces 395 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,626 - And i might even pee on it. - Why-- Why are we fighting in here? 396 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,995 We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting. 397 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,932 You know i have cancer, right? 398 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,368 You know that's why i'm here. 399 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,904 I don't want to have a fight with you. 400 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,607 In fact, my doctor said to not have any fights at all. 401 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,378 Okay, i'll-- 402 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,382 I'll pay for the glasses. 403 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,417 You'll replace the glasses. 404 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,688 I'll pay for the glasses. 405 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,557 I appreciate you accepting responsibility. 406 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,893 It feels good, right? 407 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,838 I got a pretty good vibe from that doctor. 408 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,908 Pretty pretty 409 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,844 Pretty pretty good. 410 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,379 Yeah, she's pretty smart. 411 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,815 Yeah. Yeah, what did you guys talk about? 412 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,452 She told me there's certain things i've got to do to make sure i get well. 413 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,087 Well, you got to do 'em, you've got to do 'em. 414 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,922 - Yeah. - If that's what she said, 415 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,824 You've got to listen to the doctor. 416 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,026 Because without your health, you're nothing. 417 00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:23,162 Some people are nothing even with health. 418 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,464 I fall into that category sometimes. 419 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,499 A nothing-- A big nothing-- And i have health. 420 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,902 I would like to go to her lecture tomorrow. 421 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,805 You know what? I'll drive you. How about that? 422 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,176 ( Doorbell rings ) 423 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,747 What can i do for you? 424 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,582 You killed another relationship. 425 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,452 - I did? - That's right, and a very special one, too. 426 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,420 This is maybe the most special one i ever had. 427 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,222 Really? The last one was special. 428 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,557 I made a mistake on that one. 429 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,891 There have been quite a few special girls. 430 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,126 I've made mistakes. Not this one. 431 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,294 This one's more special? 432 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,628 This is the most special. 433 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,397 - No question about it? - No question about it. 434 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,800 Is she the most special out of all the special girls you've taken out? 435 00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,802 - I think she might be. - Really? 436 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,537 That's right, and she needs an apology. 437 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,539 Okay? So come on. 438 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,242 What do you want me to say? 439 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,245 I don't-- Tell her the truth-- You know, the thing. 440 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,148 - Okay, fine. - Thank you. 441 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,485 You'd better get me out of this. 442 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,689 Hey, beverly. I-- Honestly, 443 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,292 I am so sorry about what happened in the restaurant 444 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,795 But, um-- 445 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,764 - What's wrong? - Would you back up, please? 446 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,166 You're right on my neck here. Just back up a little bit. 447 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,168 - You're breathing down my neck. - Sorry, i'm-- 448 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,103 Anyway, i'm really sorry. 449 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,305 About not kissing you in the restaurant. That was bad. 450 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,942 But jeff told me that you gave lewis a blowjob in the car 451 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,878 Before you got to the restaurant, so that's why-- 452 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,281 - What?! Jeff said-- Jeff said what? - What did you say? 453 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,418 Blowjob? What the fuck are you talking about? 454 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,753 What is this? What, am i in grade three or something? 455 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,522 Look, i haven't had a blowjob in about five years, 456 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,223 - So i was excited, so it slipped out. - I know! I can tell! 457 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,559 You're not gonna have one for another fucking five years! 458 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,227 ( Tires screech ) 459 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,631 Why the fuck would you do something like that, huh? 460 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,533 - What? You told me to tell the truth. - Are you fucking crazy? 461 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,767 - Tell the truth? - Yeah. 462 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:10,869 I thought the truth was that you had a cold sore 463 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:12,738 For christ's' sake! That's what the truth would have been! 464 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,606 What? No no no. I made up the cold sore 465 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,642 'Cause i didn't want to kiss her! Anyway, you went like this! 466 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,178 That's the sign for blowjob. That's a blowjob sign. 467 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,413 - No, it's cold sore. It's "i'm choking." - That's cold sore? 468 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,248 That's an i'm-Eating- Corn-On-The-Cob thing. 469 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,284 That's a blowjob, buddy, where i come from. Yeah. 470 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,753 Why couldn't you just kiss her goodbye like a human being? 471 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,255 Kiss her goodbye? She's got your semen on her lips. I'm not gonna kiss her. 472 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,392 - She had my semen on her lips. - Yes! Yeah, secondhand semen. 473 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,294 You can't be a homosexual by proxy. 474 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,029 It's probably in the fucking constitution. 475 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,497 I think you can be gay by proxy. 476 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,899 - Christ. - Anyway, sorry. 477 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,568 How am i going to get home by the way? 478 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,336 Eh, you take a bus. 479 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,477 Can i tell you something? I'm very excited about this lecture. 480 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,345 - Why? - Come on. 481 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,881 How often do you get to listen to somebody this smart? 482 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,584 Not even smart, brilliant. She's brilliant. 483 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,452 I get it. You were impressed. Okay? 484 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,088 Enough with the dr. Trundle and the brilliance. 485 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,058 I get your point, okay? 486 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,061 Hey, dr. Trundle's husband. 487 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,131 Yeah. I remember him from the picture. 488 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,034 Yeah, right. Yeah, i saw him yesterday in the reception area. 489 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:17,970 - Really? - Yeah. He's probably on his way to the lecture. 490 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,271 Yeah. 491 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,508 Is that dr. Trundle?! 492 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,677 Go-- It-- 493 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,679 L.D., is she giving him a blowjob?! 494 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,248 - That's what it looks like. - Oh my gosh! 495 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:31,383 - Wow. - Loretta: oh no. 496 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:34,086 Oh, no no no no no no no no no, l.D. 497 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,954 - I want you to turn this car around. - What? 498 00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:38,057 - Turn the car around! - So what? So she's giving him a blowjob. 499 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:40,259 - What's the big deal? - No no no! I can't trust a woman like that 500 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:43,395 To cure my cancer, doing something like that in the car! 501 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:46,298 - Are you kidding me? - She must've been doing it for therapeutic reasons. 502 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,034 - I want you to take me home, l.D. - The lecture! 503 00:22:49,069 --> 00:22:52,204 L.D., turn this car around. 504 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,282 - Hi. - Hi. 505 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,652 Could you please give this to dean weinstock? He's a patient here. 506 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:09,888 - Sure. Okay. - It's a check for his glasses. 507 00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:12,124 - Mr. David. - Hello. 508 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,126 Hi, what a surprise. 509 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,729 - You here alone? - Yeah. 510 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:20,099 I would love to talk to you. Do you have a minute? 511 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,236 - Sure. - Great. We'll go back to my office. 512 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,872 - Melissa, would you hold all the calls, please? - Sure, dr. Trundle. 513 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,440 This way. 514 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,410 Come on in. 515 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,214 I wanted to tell you how disappointed i was 516 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,684 That you and loretta were not at the lecture yesterday. 517 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,487 And i think the reason that you weren't there 518 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,455 Was because you recognized 519 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,658 That i am going to recommend that she leave the relationship. 520 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:48,627 That terrifies you and that's why 521 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,329 You didn't want her to be there. 522 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:53,365 No no, that's the furthest thing from the truth. 523 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,501 I have a lot of experience with this, 524 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:58,103 And i find that men often have this reaction. 525 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:00,005 It's certainly understandable. It's very threatening. 526 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,775 But the fact is we're talking about a woman's life 527 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,977 And i'm saying something that you just don't want to hear. 528 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,814 It's not true. I reject your hypothesis. 529 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,516 Why didn't she come to the lecture? 530 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,851 - You really want to know why? - Of course i do. 531 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,387 Okay, i'm going to tell you. 532 00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:19,291 We were driving to the lecture, we were on our way... 533 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:21,226 - mm-Hmm. - ...and then 534 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,063 I noticed your husband in the car ahead of us. 535 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:28,300 Then you picked your head up off of his lap 536 00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:32,905 And loretta decided that she didn't want anything to do 537 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,874 With a doctor who would, you know, do that. 538 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,676 Who would do what? 539 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:39,445 Come on. 540 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,047 Oh my god. 541 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:43,849 My husband was driving the car, 542 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,719 And yes, i dropped my cell phone on his side of the car, 543 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,487 And i was looking for the cell phone. 544 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,489 An awful long time to look for the cell phone. 545 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:54,026 You are so ridiculous. You are so juvenile. 546 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,594 - I don't know. - You are exactly the kind of man 547 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,663 - I'm talking about in this book. - Me?! 548 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,198 Yes. You are a tiny, 549 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:02,034 Little, insecure, infantile mind 550 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,769 Of about a 12-Year-Old! 551 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,338 - I think you blew him. - Oh my god! 552 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:08,140 - You think i blew him? - ( Yelling ) 553 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,443 You have nothing better in your mind than that?! 554 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,879 You're out of control! Get him out of my office! 555 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,292 Oh shit. Oh shit. 556 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,395 - My shoes are in there. - Alton's here! 557 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:32,664 - What? - Alton's at the front door! 558 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:36,101 You brought his wife here? You idiot! 559 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,372 - I know, man. I'm sorry. - You see? 560 00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,975 - I'm sorry. - Nothing, right? She's not here. See? 561 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,744 I didn't-- I didn't mean to run up all in here 562 00:25:45,779 --> 00:25:48,213 Yeah, you come up here, rushing up here to a white man's house-- 563 00:25:48,248 --> 00:25:50,916 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just forgive me. 564 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,651 - I'm-- - All right, brother. 565 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:55,087 - Boy! Shit. - I'll see you next week though, okay? 566 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,989 - All right. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 567 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,098 ( Sighs ) it's okay. He's gone. 568 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,500 ( Sighs ) thank god. 569 00:26:08,535 --> 00:26:10,169 ( Sighs ) 570 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,406 ( Gasps ) what the hell?! 571 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,845 Okay. Now come on. Get in the car. Get in the car. 572 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:22,081 We getting the hell out of here and we ain't never coming back. 573 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:24,783 You got me twisted, l.D., okay? 574 00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:26,752 Give your ass a little bit of a taste of chocolate, 575 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,253 And next thing you know, you cheating on me?! 576 00:26:28,288 --> 00:26:30,055 That's right. I saw your ass, 577 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:33,726 You cheating, no-Good, bald-Headed motherfucker! I'm out! 578 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:38,464 Fuck you, larry david! That's some bullshit! 579 00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:44,470 Somebody got on your ass. What happened? 580 00:26:44,504 --> 00:26:47,373 They're gone. We had a big fight. 581 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,441 They're not coming back. 582 00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:51,210 - What? - Yeah. 583 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,645 - Huh. - How do you like that? 584 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,547 That's some shit right there. Mmm. 585 00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:57,883 So, um... 586 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,386 i guess this means you'll be... 587 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:03,655 going upstairs, eat this fucking chinese food... 588 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,724 in my fucking room. 589 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,503 Hey, lewis, it's me. 590 00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:19,138 I'm on my way to michael york's. 591 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,839 Maybe i'll see you there. 592 00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:23,342 Otherwise, i'll talk to you tomorrow. 593 00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,678 Okay, bye. 594 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,614 Holy shit. 595 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:32,751 Oh my god. 596 00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:34,853 ( Radiator hissing ) 597 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,459 - Jeff?! - ( Yells ) 598 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,960 - Jesus christ! - Larry! 599 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,262 - What the hell? - Whoa! 600 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:44,963 - I can't believe it. - ( Yells ) 601 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,832 - What are we going to do? - Oy, i can't believe this! 602 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,401 - What the-- Jeez! - All right! Enough! 603 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:50,936 She was giving you a blowjob?! 604 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,237 Okay, yeah, we know what it is. 605 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:53,572 - Jesus christ! - All right, stop it! 606 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,341 - Larry... - I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 607 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:56,975 - I can't get the seat belt off. - ...can you help us? 608 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:59,712 - I bought an x-Acto knife! - An x-Acto knife! 609 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,246 - It's in the car! - Go get it! Go get it! 610 00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:02,948 - Great! Go get it! Yeah! - I'll cut the seat belt! 611 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:05,851 - Susie: hurry! - I told you those blowjobs were dangerous. 612 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,753 - Come on! - Get the fucking knife! 613 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:10,522 - ( Mumbles ) - Fuck! 614 00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:13,125 Susie: oh, jeff, i can't move! 615 00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:18,197 - Hurry! - No! 616 00:28:18,231 --> 00:28:21,300 - Jeff: come on! - Susie: get it! 617 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,635 - ( Yells ) - Susie: get the fucking knife! 618 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:26,939 - Jeff: oh, come on! - Susie: what the fuck is taking so long? 619 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,074 - ( Yelling ) - Jeff: come on! 620 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:32,344 Susie: oh my god, i smell gas! 621 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,515 ( Theme music playing ) 622 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000