1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:02,679 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:03,970 (gasps) 3 00:00:04,816 --> 00:00:05,816 What does Father want? 4 00:00:05,889 --> 00:00:07,221 Someone's escaped from Hell. 5 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,357 I think He wants me to bring our jailbird back. 6 00:00:09,392 --> 00:00:10,725 Mum. 7 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:11,993 MOM: What are you hiding? 8 00:00:12,028 --> 00:00:13,494 AMENADIEL: Nothing. (screams) 9 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:14,807 LINDA: I admire the steps you're taking. 10 00:00:14,831 --> 00:00:17,231 It's hard going out on your own. 11 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,332 MAZE: I need to figure out 12 00:00:18,368 --> 00:00:19,734 where I fit in in this world, 13 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:22,003 and to do that, I need some space. 14 00:00:22,038 --> 00:00:23,149 You see, I did make a promise. 15 00:00:23,173 --> 00:00:25,039 I told you that you could stay here 16 00:00:25,074 --> 00:00:27,909 until I figured out how to reconcile my deal with Dad, 17 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,143 and now I have. 18 00:00:29,179 --> 00:00:31,279 You shall remain right here, 19 00:00:31,314 --> 00:00:33,381 on Earth, amongst the creatures 20 00:00:33,416 --> 00:00:34,682 you so despise, 21 00:00:34,717 --> 00:00:35,616 as one of them. 22 00:00:35,652 --> 00:00:36,784 MOM: But that husband... 23 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:37,830 And there's children, right? 24 00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:38,820 LUCIFER: Have you considered 25 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:39,987 how your fighting 26 00:00:40,023 --> 00:00:41,756 affects those caught in the middle? 27 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,858 CHLOE: You've been working so hard to make it right. 28 00:00:43,893 --> 00:00:45,693 You were right, before. We've been living 29 00:00:45,728 --> 00:00:47,094 in the past for too long. 30 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,362 It's time we get a divorce. 31 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,733 (♪ "Jungle Youth" by Young The Giant, playing ♪ ) 32 00:00:55,939 --> 00:00:58,372 ♪ I can't stop listening ♪ 33 00:00:58,408 --> 00:01:01,375 ♪ To this voice in my head ♪ (drone buzzing) 34 00:01:01,411 --> 00:01:04,846 ♪ Got me tearing through the covers ♪ 35 00:01:04,881 --> 00:01:08,649 ♪ On this rusty spring bed... ♪ 36 00:01:08,685 --> 00:01:10,785 MAN: Damn it, Leroy. 37 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,722 ♪ Flames kissing my back ♪ 38 00:01:14,757 --> 00:01:16,924 ♪ That's all I remember ♪ 39 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:21,329 ♪ And then everything's black... ♪ 40 00:01:21,364 --> 00:01:22,864 Damn it, Leroy. 41 00:01:22,899 --> 00:01:27,168 ♪ Someplace hot in my soul ♪ 42 00:01:27,203 --> 00:01:29,504 ♪ Hello, transmission ♪ 43 00:01:29,539 --> 00:01:32,707 ♪ Now you're in control ♪ 44 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:34,008 ♪ I look up ♪ 45 00:01:34,043 --> 00:01:35,676 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 46 00:01:35,712 --> 00:01:37,578 ♪ I look down ♪ 47 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:38,880 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 48 00:01:38,915 --> 00:01:41,749 ♪ Everybody's bathing in holy water... ♪ 49 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,454 Damn it, Leroy. 50 00:01:46,489 --> 00:01:48,523 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 51 00:01:48,558 --> 00:01:49,790 ♪ Wear their crowns ♪ 52 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:52,560 ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ 53 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:54,795 S-H-A-G. 54 00:01:54,831 --> 00:01:55,796 (phone chimes) 55 00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:58,466 "Shag." (laughs) 56 00:01:58,501 --> 00:02:01,302 Oh, eight points to me and suck it, Maze. 57 00:02:01,337 --> 00:02:03,671 I see you have a new toy. 58 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,039 Oh, this? No, no, no. 59 00:02:05,074 --> 00:02:06,374 This is for work. 60 00:02:06,409 --> 00:02:07,753 It's hard to believe I've never had one before. 61 00:02:07,777 --> 00:02:11,212 I actually have a rule about... phones during session. 62 00:02:11,247 --> 00:02:11,936 Really? 63 00:02:11,937 --> 00:02:13,782 No phones during session. 64 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:14,816 Oh, why not? 65 00:02:14,851 --> 00:02:16,851 These things are incredibly therapeutic. 66 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,253 1,000 Tinder dates and Sex Words With Friends? 67 00:02:19,289 --> 00:02:21,589 Gosh, it's more addictive than a whore's navel cocaine. 68 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:23,124 Uh... (phone chimes) 69 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,027 Fine. 70 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,528 Oh! 71 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,796 Lovely. Gummies. 72 00:02:28,831 --> 00:02:30,164 Love these. 73 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:33,334 And, do you know, I've never understood these. 74 00:02:33,369 --> 00:02:35,836 Are they just decorative, or are they for juggling? 75 00:02:35,872 --> 00:02:36,971 I mean... 76 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:39,674 Yeah, you seem very distracted today. 77 00:02:40,877 --> 00:02:42,143 Oi! 78 00:02:42,178 --> 00:02:43,811 Oh, nearly. 79 00:02:43,846 --> 00:02:45,179 Okay. 80 00:02:45,214 --> 00:02:47,248 Sometimes, when we're in crisis, 81 00:02:47,283 --> 00:02:49,216 we create distractions for ourselves, 82 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,719 also known as barriers to facing 83 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,788 our deepest fears. 84 00:02:53,823 --> 00:02:55,690 Oh, sorry... right. 85 00:02:55,725 --> 00:02:57,925 This is the part where you, um, 86 00:02:57,961 --> 00:03:00,828 dissect my deep psychological wounds, eh? 87 00:03:00,863 --> 00:03:02,863 The emotion-charged gong show of a child of divorce 88 00:03:02,899 --> 00:03:05,099 who may or may not have broken a deal with his dad 89 00:03:05,134 --> 00:03:06,734 by allowing his mum to stay on Earth. 90 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:09,203 Mm. Has the visit with your mom been hard? 91 00:03:09,238 --> 00:03:11,105 Piece of cake, actually. 92 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,807 Mum's all sorted; not a problem. 93 00:03:12,842 --> 00:03:13,874 Really? 94 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,409 Because the last time you were here, 95 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,011 you used the word "frightened." 96 00:03:17,046 --> 00:03:18,512 (chuckles softly) 97 00:03:18,548 --> 00:03:19,747 And that's not like you. 98 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,549 Well, turns out Mum's a peach. 99 00:03:21,584 --> 00:03:23,551 Hmm. And the "deal" with your dad? 100 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:25,152 To send Mum home? 101 00:03:25,188 --> 00:03:26,765 What, you think I'm scared of Him or something? 102 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:31,225 I think you're trying to avoid the unpleasantness of conflict. 103 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:32,627 (exhales) 104 00:03:32,662 --> 00:03:34,061 Hold on. 105 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:35,296 So you're saying 106 00:03:35,331 --> 00:03:37,898 that distraction is a way to avert your problems. 107 00:03:37,934 --> 00:03:38,479 No. 108 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,536 Ergo, the more I distract, the less I worry. 109 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:41,969 No, I did not say that. 110 00:03:42,005 --> 00:03:43,804 Well, you didn't need to, Doctor, I just did, 111 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,406 and it's bloody brilliant. 112 00:03:45,441 --> 00:03:47,074 Right. 113 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,144 Where are you going? 114 00:03:50,179 --> 00:03:51,946 Distraction calls. 115 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,148 This really is a breakthrough; thank you. 116 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,751 I'm just gonna... Sure. 117 00:04:01,624 --> 00:04:04,191 ♪ ♪ 118 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:05,359 (phone blipping) 119 00:04:05,395 --> 00:04:07,294 LUCIFER: I mean, who needs a gun and a badge 120 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,030 when I've got... oh! (laughs) 121 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:10,931 Hey, it's a crime scene. Will you focus? 122 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:12,066 (crow cawing) 123 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:13,901 Well, someone's a grumpy pants today. 124 00:04:13,936 --> 00:04:15,936 Well, sorry, I got a lot on my mind. 125 00:04:15,972 --> 00:04:17,405 Yes, sorry, you have, haven't you? 126 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,274 D-word, moving out of your mum's, finding a new place... 127 00:04:20,309 --> 00:04:22,576 Yeah, well, I'm a big girl and I need my space, 128 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:23,944 and it's time. 129 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:26,213 Not that I have much with work and Trixie. 130 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:27,548 Stress can be so aging. 131 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,116 (sighs) You need a distraction 132 00:04:29,152 --> 00:04:30,162 from your woes, Detective. 133 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,330 It's a highly effective tool. 134 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,420 Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:33,888 When was the last time you had fun? 136 00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:35,656 Oh... well... 137 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:36,757 No, seriously, 138 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:38,626 name three friends you could call right now 139 00:04:38,661 --> 00:04:39,838 for a drink. And you can't say me, 140 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,529 your child or the man you're divorcing. 141 00:04:41,564 --> 00:04:42,663 Well, trust me, 142 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,339 Dan is not on my list of drinking buddies. 143 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,566 Well... 144 00:04:45,601 --> 00:04:46,310 LUCIFER: Daniel. 145 00:04:46,334 --> 00:04:47,169 Hey. 146 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,502 I didn't mean it like that. 147 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:49,804 (whispers): She did. 148 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,338 What do we have on the Vic? 149 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,673 Young female. 150 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,874 C.O.D. unknown. 151 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:55,309 Another fresh-faced ingenue. 152 00:04:55,344 --> 00:04:56,026 Truly tragic. 153 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:56,945 I.D.? 154 00:04:56,946 --> 00:04:59,046 No personal belongings, just a, uh, 155 00:04:59,082 --> 00:05:01,148 a triangular-shaped ink stamp on her hand. 156 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:02,695 Oh, hold on. I might be able to help with this. 157 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,530 This is something someone might find at a "night club." 158 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,921 You know, where humans go to have "fun"? 159 00:05:06,956 --> 00:05:09,390 We found an abandoned vehicle registered to Uber. 160 00:05:09,425 --> 00:05:11,559 No sign of the driver. 161 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:15,496 Password's "Carnal," capital "C." 162 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:17,131 Uber I.D.s are usually linked 163 00:05:17,166 --> 00:05:20,000 to the driver's phone, not the car. 164 00:05:20,036 --> 00:05:21,869 And now that we have his number, 165 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,370 by the looks of this map, 166 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,439 our guy is on the corner of Crescent and Third. 167 00:05:25,475 --> 00:05:26,607 Impressive. 168 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:27,882 Yeah, it's called "police work." 169 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,777 Let's solve a murder. 170 00:05:29,812 --> 00:05:31,290 AUTOMATED VOICE: I can assist you with that. 171 00:05:31,314 --> 00:05:32,947 (laughs) It's brilliant. 172 00:05:34,784 --> 00:05:37,351 ♪ ♪ 173 00:05:42,725 --> 00:05:44,625 Her name's Daria Mitchell. 174 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:47,161 We traced her credit card to a small bank in Nebraska. 175 00:05:47,196 --> 00:05:49,663 We know you were the last one to see her alive. 176 00:05:49,699 --> 00:05:51,465 I didn't touch her! Well... 177 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:54,802 except to toss her cold, dead corpse into the bushes and run. 178 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,203 I told you. 179 00:05:56,239 --> 00:05:58,739 I picked her up on the corner of Gower and Franklin, 180 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,641 gave her a ride, 181 00:06:00,676 --> 00:06:02,510 and then she jumped out of my moving car. 182 00:06:02,545 --> 00:06:04,178 You just left her there to die? 183 00:06:04,213 --> 00:06:08,149 By the time I pulled over and found her, she was already... 184 00:06:08,184 --> 00:06:11,819 I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight. 185 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:14,421 I just got this job. I panicked. 186 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,497 Killer cliché : "I panicked," closely followed by... 187 00:06:16,526 --> 00:06:17,593 T-Talk to the other guy! 188 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,440 What other guy? 189 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:21,962 She used my phone to call somebody. 190 00:06:21,998 --> 00:06:23,497 Her boyfriend, I don't know. 191 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:25,166 She wanted to go over to his place, 192 00:06:25,201 --> 00:06:27,034 he threatened to kill her. (phone rings) 193 00:06:27,069 --> 00:06:28,602 Oh! Excuse me. 194 00:06:29,605 --> 00:06:31,005 Oh, it's you. 195 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,574 Ella's got something. 196 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:34,674 (door opens) 197 00:06:34,675 --> 00:06:36,542 (♪ "Coyotes" by Wild Belle, playing ♪ ) 198 00:06:36,546 --> 00:06:38,712 ♪ I rule ♪ 199 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:43,551 ♪ I rule ♪ 200 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:46,086 (groans) 201 00:06:46,122 --> 00:06:47,621 Looks delicious. 202 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,590 (sighs) 203 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,625 Did you come here to gloat? 204 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,428 I just came to see how the 205 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:57,064 supreme goddess was acclimating. 206 00:06:57,099 --> 00:06:58,811 Well, I wouldn't plan a festival of celebration 207 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,367 just yet, my dear. 208 00:07:00,403 --> 00:07:02,469 I will not let this... 209 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,639 spicy chicken casserole beat me. 210 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,341 I'm stronger than you think. 211 00:07:07,376 --> 00:07:09,643 MAZE: Glad to see you're fitting in so well. 212 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,379 Ha. Well, of course there have been challenges. 213 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:14,849 Nothing I can't handle. 214 00:07:14,884 --> 00:07:16,984 I'm still on a sabbatical from work, 215 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,619 so I spend the bulk of my day 216 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:22,056 at home with the... children. 217 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:23,524 Factories of filth. 218 00:07:23,559 --> 00:07:24,892 Of mire. 219 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:28,662 They remind me of you, actually, if I'm being honest. 220 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,599 And how's that human husband? 221 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:33,701 I discovered a trick with him. 222 00:07:33,736 --> 00:07:36,503 Whenever he asks a question, I just have sex with him. 223 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,272 Seems to render him mute. 224 00:07:38,307 --> 00:07:41,242 Hmm. Took me a while to figure that one out. 225 00:07:41,277 --> 00:07:43,544 As for the rest of it, 226 00:07:43,579 --> 00:07:46,180 for lack of a better word, it is absolute... 227 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,015 hell. 228 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:51,151 Well, if it's so bad, why don't you just go back? 229 00:07:51,187 --> 00:07:52,720 Why? 230 00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:54,421 So that you could go back to torturing me 231 00:07:54,457 --> 00:07:55,522 for another millennia? 232 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,925 Sounds like fun to me. 233 00:07:57,926 --> 00:08:00,462 Yes, these humans are awful. 234 00:08:00,496 --> 00:08:02,696 They breathe through their mouths, and they won't... 235 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,799 shut up about something called gluten. 236 00:08:05,835 --> 00:08:07,801 But existing in this punishment 237 00:08:07,837 --> 00:08:10,604 allows me to be closer to my family. 238 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,606 Understand? 239 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:13,642 Of course not. 240 00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:15,042 You're all alone. 241 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,977 ♪ I rule ♪ 242 00:08:19,282 --> 00:08:21,748 ♪ I rule ♪ 243 00:08:21,749 --> 00:08:23,193 (♪ "Bust a Move" by Young MC, playing ♪ ) 244 00:08:23,217 --> 00:08:24,696 ♪ Then you got no women and there you are ♪ 245 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,654 ♪ Some girls are sadistic, materialistic ♪ 246 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:29,857 ♪ Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic ♪ 247 00:08:29,892 --> 00:08:31,892 Oh. Sorry. I... 248 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,929 I like to rock it old school when I'm working. 249 00:08:34,964 --> 00:08:36,188 Know-what-I'm-sayin'? 250 00:08:36,189 --> 00:08:36,995 I do. 251 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:38,098 And rock you should. 252 00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:40,334 I'm sure, studying murder all day, 253 00:08:40,369 --> 00:08:42,102 you could use a little diversion. 254 00:08:42,138 --> 00:08:43,538 Everybody could! (music gets louder) 255 00:08:43,572 --> 00:08:44,505 Mm! 256 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:45,572 ♪ You got it ♪ 257 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,841 ♪ You want it, baby ♪ 258 00:08:47,877 --> 00:08:49,710 (music turns off) CHLOE: Thank you. 259 00:08:49,745 --> 00:08:50,960 What do you got for me? 260 00:08:50,984 --> 00:08:52,247 Well... 261 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:54,081 I found a poison in Daria's stomach contents. 262 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,316 It's called mandrake, 263 00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:57,785 it's like this crazy organic hallucinogen, 264 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,487 and... you want to know the really interesting part? 265 00:09:00,523 --> 00:09:01,588 LUCIFER: Mm-hmm! 266 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,190 It would've taken at least 90 minutes 267 00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:04,209 for it to kick in. 268 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,160 The Uber driver 269 00:09:05,161 --> 00:09:06,338 had back-to-back rides all night, 270 00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:08,228 and he didn't pick up Daria until 30 minutes 271 00:09:08,264 --> 00:09:09,229 before she died. 272 00:09:09,265 --> 00:09:10,054 Exactly. 273 00:09:10,078 --> 00:09:10,999 He would've barely had time 274 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,100 to torture her with his subpar jazz and creepy 275 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,135 dude cologne, let alone poison her. 276 00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:17,404 Right. We get anything from vice on the hand stamp? 277 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,872 Nada. 278 00:09:18,908 --> 00:09:21,709 But tech did track down that number that Daria called. 279 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,277 Davis Fitzgerald. 280 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,212 Owns some hot restaurant in Silver Lake. 281 00:09:25,247 --> 00:09:27,348 Food is supposed to be amaze-balls. 282 00:09:27,383 --> 00:09:28,515 Deadly and delicious. 283 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:29,962 Mm-hmm. It's been on my list of places 284 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,385 to check out since I moved here. 285 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:33,187 Oh, social butterfly, are we? 286 00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:36,223 Perhaps you should, uh, drop by Lux sometime, and we... 287 00:09:36,258 --> 00:09:38,659 could, you know... Yeah. 288 00:09:38,694 --> 00:09:41,528 Thanks, Ella. 289 00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:43,797 ♪ ♪ 290 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,504 Well, looks our murderous boyfriend's 291 00:09:50,539 --> 00:09:51,872 doing well for himself. 292 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,508 Yes, your realtor did say this is a lovely area. 293 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:55,879 I have a realtor? 294 00:09:55,903 --> 00:09:56,878 Well, I took the liberty 295 00:09:56,879 --> 00:09:58,490 of calling several on your behalf, actually. 296 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,947 It was a good hour of distraction. 297 00:09:59,982 --> 00:10:02,349 A) Since when have you ever cared 298 00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:03,884 about my living situation, and B) 299 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:06,020 I could never afford this place. (door opens) 300 00:10:06,055 --> 00:10:08,589 Well, I... (draws gun) 301 00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:11,725 Get the hell off of my property! 302 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:14,762 Well, you're in luck, Detective. 303 00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:16,408 If this home's the site of a recent massacre, 304 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:19,066 you may well be in an excellent negotiating position. 305 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:21,227 ♪ Lucifer 2x04 ♪ Lady Parts Original Air Date on October 17, 2016 306 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:22,739 ♪ Oh! ♪ 307 00:10:22,763 --> 00:10:27,163 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 308 00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:29,861 Put down the knife, and no one else needs to get hurt. 309 00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:31,361 Yes, the Sweeney Todd thing's 310 00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:32,996 a bit histrionic, don't you think? 311 00:10:33,031 --> 00:10:34,063 DAVIS: Oh, you're cops? 312 00:10:34,099 --> 00:10:36,299 Sorry. The militant vegans next door 313 00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:38,301 been up in my grill all day long. 314 00:10:38,336 --> 00:10:40,303 I assumed it was them again. 315 00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:41,638 (scoffs) Come on out back. 316 00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:44,107 (chuckles) I hope you hungry. 317 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:46,209 Tasty as charged. 318 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:50,146 See? 319 00:10:50,181 --> 00:10:51,914 We're making artisanal sausage. 320 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:54,817 Ah. DIY butchery? 321 00:10:54,853 --> 00:10:56,319 Macramé class all full up, was it? 322 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:58,588 Farm to table, man. For my restaurant Ellipsis. 323 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:01,357 Oh, yes. I've heard the grilled polenta's divine. 324 00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:03,172 We also brew our own kombucha, keep bees. 325 00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:03,662 Hmm. 326 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,762 Keeping it real. 327 00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:06,007 Yeah, there's no hormones in this meat. 328 00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:07,930 And speaking of your meat, Davis... 329 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,366 are blonde Nebraskans organic or GMO? 330 00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:12,448 Your girlfriend Daria Mitchell was found murdered last night. 331 00:11:12,449 --> 00:11:13,151 Murdered? 332 00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,101 GISELE: Girlfriend? 333 00:11:14,105 --> 00:11:16,172 Is there a waitress you haven't slept with? 334 00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:17,140 (grunts) 335 00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:18,841 My gosh. Is hipster infidelity 336 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,610 really more egregious than homicide? 337 00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:22,056 Babe, I don't know anything about that! 338 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,413 Infidelity or homicide? Just... 339 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,881 Either. 340 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:29,585 Okay, look, I had a little fling with Daria, 341 00:11:29,621 --> 00:11:30,887 but I didn't kill her. 342 00:11:30,922 --> 00:11:32,388 We got into a fight last night when 343 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:33,701 she wanted to come over, because I was with... 344 00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:34,902 So you're saying your wife is your alibi? 345 00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:35,858 Actually, no. 346 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:37,260 I was with another waitress, 347 00:11:37,295 --> 00:11:38,495 and Daria found out about that. 348 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,396 And that's what we were fighting about. 349 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:41,331 Okay, well, I'll need the name 350 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:42,965 and number of the other waitress. 351 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:45,279 Yes, and I'd like to talk to you about your herb garden, Davis, 352 00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:47,603 because I was thinking about taking up rooftop botany. 353 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:48,838 You know... (inhales) 354 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,141 Excuse us. 355 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:55,111 Botany? Realtors? 356 00:11:55,146 --> 00:11:57,513 Look, I get it. I know your mom's in town. 357 00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,282 We're both going through some stuff. 358 00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:01,050 If you need to talk, I'm here, okay? 359 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:01,726 All right, understood. 360 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:02,753 No, now. 361 00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:05,099 What's going on with you? Why is it so hard for you to focus? 362 00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:05,880 What's up? 363 00:12:05,904 --> 00:12:06,690 (sighs) 364 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:08,825 Just give me a minute, would you? 365 00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:12,161 Face chat Maze. 366 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:13,229 (phone beeps) 367 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:14,564 MAZE: What? 368 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,032 My hands are kind of full right now. 369 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,400 Right, well, here's the sitch: 370 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:19,046 The detective is annoying me with questions 371 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,304 that clearly won't lead anywhere, so I need a favor. 372 00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:22,805 Favors are your thing, not mine. 373 00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:23,773 All right, then. 374 00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:24,774 What about a wager? 375 00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:25,842 What's in it for me? 376 00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:27,009 Whatever you want. 377 00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:28,244 Your convertible. 378 00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:29,290 Fine. But you need to take 379 00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:30,913 the detective out and have fun. 380 00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:32,515 Three drinks should do the trick. 381 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:35,385 (chuckles) Sucker's bet. Easy. 382 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,897 Yes, but you're not allowed to tie her up 383 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:37,854 and pour booze down her throat. 384 00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,222 Less easy. 385 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:40,472 Fine. 386 00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:41,242 All right. Deal. 387 00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:42,559 (shouts): I said get naked! 388 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,793 Oh, hello. 389 00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:46,028 Want to watch? 390 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,363 (phone beeps) 391 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,565 Okay, you were the last one to talk to Daria; 392 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,200 you're telling me you have no idea 393 00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:52,468 who she was with last night? 394 00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:55,304 No. She was having a girls' night. 395 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:59,242 She was roomies with another waitress, uh, Naomi. 396 00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:01,711 Maybe she was with her. 397 00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:03,045 Do not leave town. 398 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,682 So did Casanova's alibi check out? 399 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,551 Working on it, but in the meantime, 400 00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:11,287 Daria's roommate, Naomi, might have an idea of her timeline. 401 00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:14,323 Oh, lovely. Then can we go for grilled polenta? 402 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,559 Well, I can't focus on an empty stomach, Detective. 403 00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:18,428 (sighs) 404 00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:20,029 Hey... 405 00:13:29,207 --> 00:13:30,840 Oh. Hi. 406 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,108 Hey, uh... 407 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:34,677 I just wanted to return this. 408 00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:35,978 Oh. Uh... 409 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:37,980 Therapeutic Truth. 410 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:39,715 So much for that, right? 411 00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:42,618 (chuckles) 412 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,821 Are you okay? 413 00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:46,856 (exhales) 414 00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:49,725 One exhalation yes, two... 415 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,157 none of my business? 416 00:13:51,158 --> 00:13:51,926 Yeah, listen. 417 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,930 Thanks for your concern, but, um, I'm fine. 418 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,165 No more false pretenses, remember? 419 00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:58,634 Friendship means honesty. 420 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:01,471 You can talk to me, Amenadiel. 421 00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:03,606 Apparently, that is your real name. 422 00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:06,209 (laughs) It is. 423 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,348 This is hard to explain. 424 00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:14,617 Uh, it's kind of a, uh... 425 00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:15,852 physical problem. 426 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,053 Oh? 427 00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:19,555 And things aren't working the way they used to. 428 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:22,925 Oh. 429 00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,872 And I-I don't, I don't know what to do about that. 430 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:27,930 I see. Well, you know, it's very common. 431 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,265 I doubt that. 432 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,566 Generally stress related. 433 00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:31,968 It is very stressful. 434 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:33,102 My advice? 435 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,937 Don't overthink it. 436 00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:38,174 You need to relax. Try to put it out of your mind. 437 00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,709 Maybe have a bit of fun. 438 00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:41,210 - Fun? - Yes. 439 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,546 Maybe a cocktail. 440 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:46,082 And before you know it... 441 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:53,422 It doesn't make you any less of a man, Amenadiel. 442 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:54,891 Not even a bit. 443 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,930 (seagulls squawking) 444 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,033 Was everything okay? 445 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,769 I haven't seen Daria or Naomi all week. 446 00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:08,604 We feed each other's cats. 447 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,274 Oh, gosh, I detest cats. 448 00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:13,309 Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? 449 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,077 Get a cat. Open box of excrement 450 00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:17,013 in your house? Cat. (sniffs) 451 00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:18,347 Oh, gosh. Can you smell that? 452 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,283 Foul, incontinent creatures. 453 00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:23,252 That's not a cat smell. That's a dead smell. 454 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,825 Oh, my God! Naomi! 455 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,301 She's got the same triangular stamp as Daria. 456 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,536 Same signs of poison. 457 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,738 Well, well. Talk about a girls' night gone wrong. 458 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:51,276 (♪ "Time for Flight" by Baby Alpaca, playing ♪ ) 459 00:15:53,281 --> 00:15:55,511 Lovely. Why don't we go up to the penthouse, 460 00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:57,846 and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven. 461 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,880 (chuckles) 462 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,447 Ah, Detective. 463 00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,316 After 6:00 on a school night? 464 00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:04,018 Ella's final forensic report came in. 465 00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:05,053 Right. 466 00:16:05,087 --> 00:16:06,520 Um... 467 00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:07,821 Sorry. Can this wait? 468 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:08,922 (chuckles): I mean, 469 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,457 those deaths were fiendishly tragic, 470 00:16:10,493 --> 00:16:12,860 but I'm pretty certain that tomorrow, during office hours, 471 00:16:12,895 --> 00:16:14,828 our dead girls will still be dead. 472 00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:15,829 I just wanted to run a couple... 473 00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:17,231 MAZE: Good. Saved me a trip. 474 00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:18,462 You, me, drinking. Now. 475 00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:19,337 I'm in! 476 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,266 What are you doing here? 477 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,498 Lucifer said I should drop by. 478 00:16:21,499 --> 00:16:22,676 But we're working. 479 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:23,910 No, you're working. 480 00:16:23,945 --> 00:16:25,011 Who the hell is she? 481 00:16:25,046 --> 00:16:26,913 Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Ella! 482 00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:27,605 (chuckles) 483 00:16:27,609 --> 00:16:29,182 CHLOE: I was about to give him the rundown 484 00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:29,739 on your report. 485 00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:30,951 - Do you want to... - No, go for it. 486 00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:32,318 I got to dehydrate. Whew! 487 00:16:32,353 --> 00:16:35,321 Okay. Anyhow, first off, there was tissue damage 488 00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:37,156 to Daria's stomach lining, 489 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,524 caused by liquid nitrogen, 490 00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:40,526 the stuff that makes fancy cocktails smoke. 491 00:16:40,561 --> 00:16:42,328 It's probably how she ingested the poison. 492 00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:43,374 Well, excellent lead, Detective, 493 00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:45,097 but you just ruined my ménage à trois. 494 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,700 Second, I assumed that Daria was at a club on Gower, 495 00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:49,869 and we found an abandoned building on the corner. 496 00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:51,904 It looked like they had recently had a party there. 497 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:52,905 Fascinating. 498 00:16:52,941 --> 00:16:54,573 I'm thinking it was a rave, so... 499 00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:56,320 Any way you could make some phone calls to help me out? 500 00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:58,088 You know, you seem to have your finger on the pulse. 501 00:16:58,112 --> 00:17:00,112 Not the appendage I'd hoped to be pulsing by now. 502 00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:01,814 I know that hood. 503 00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:02,915 There's a great tiki bar 504 00:17:02,951 --> 00:17:04,650 across the street from that building. 505 00:17:04,686 --> 00:17:05,818 I know the bartender. 506 00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:07,019 Course you do. 507 00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:08,754 We could go and have a drink, 508 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,222 ask about the dead girls. 509 00:17:10,258 --> 00:17:12,625 Yes. That sounds like a very good lead, Detective. 510 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,126 If you want to retrace the steps 511 00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:15,995 of two hot girls on a girls' night, 512 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:18,698 you need to think like two hot girls on a girls' night. 513 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,232 With your lady parts. 514 00:17:21,169 --> 00:17:22,401 And piña coladas in hand. 515 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:24,670 Oh, my God, I love piña coladas! 516 00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:26,238 Lovely! 517 00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:33,813 (slurping) 518 00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:39,852 So, I was watching Chinatown, right? 519 00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:41,520 And all of a sudden, it hits me. 520 00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:44,357 I need to go to L.A. I mean, do you ever feel like 521 00:17:44,392 --> 00:17:45,992 God is telling you to do something? 522 00:17:46,027 --> 00:17:47,226 No. 523 00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:49,095 Oh. You think Chloe's gonna drink that? 524 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,229 No. 525 00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:54,300 Hey, guys. Do you recognize this hand stamp? 526 00:17:55,236 --> 00:17:56,736 What about these women? 527 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,537 No. 528 00:17:58,573 --> 00:18:00,139 Okay, look. I'm LAPD, 529 00:18:00,174 --> 00:18:01,852 and if there's any info that you can give me 530 00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:03,809 on any... (snorts, laughs) 531 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:06,145 How not to get laid. 532 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,981 I'm not trying to get laid, Maze. 533 00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:10,483 I don't get it. 534 00:18:10,518 --> 00:18:12,251 Well, did you talk to the bartender? 535 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:14,286 Yeah. He said something was going on 536 00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:15,599 across the street in the abandoned building. 537 00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,623 I put a call in for a warrant to the judge, 538 00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:18,991 and I'm waiting to hear back. 539 00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:20,960 Great. Looks like you have some time to kill. 540 00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:21,894 Have a drink. 541 00:18:21,929 --> 00:18:23,829 No. I'm gonna call it a night. 542 00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:24,797 Hello, ladies. 543 00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:27,466 Hi. What are you doing here? 544 00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:28,801 Maze invited me. 545 00:18:28,836 --> 00:18:30,770 - She said it's girls' night. MAZE: Yeah. 546 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,572 No. I'm working a double homicide. 547 00:18:33,608 --> 00:18:36,142 Would it kill you to just relax for once? 548 00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:37,543 (sighs) All you do is 549 00:18:37,578 --> 00:18:39,211 work, work, work. 550 00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:40,546 Wow. Like you're one to talk. 551 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:41,859 You're at Lucifer's beck and call 24/7. 552 00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,383 It's like you're his personal concierge. 553 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:47,119 I'm not his personal anything, anymore. 554 00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:49,989 Hmm. Well, you basically still live there, and it's not like 555 00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:51,824 he's pouring you any drinks. 556 00:18:52,794 --> 00:18:54,927 Least I know how to have fun. 557 00:18:54,962 --> 00:18:57,129 What about pleasure? 558 00:18:58,132 --> 00:18:59,165 Men? 559 00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:01,667 When's the last time you had sex? 560 00:19:01,702 --> 00:19:03,414 ELLA: Hey, why does everything always have to be 561 00:19:03,438 --> 00:19:04,109 about work or sex? 562 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:04,971 LINDA: Yeah, I agree. 563 00:19:04,972 --> 00:19:08,101 Girls' night, done right, is about female bonding. 564 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:08,982 Exactly. 565 00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,929 Really getting to know each other. 566 00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:14,814 Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets. 567 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,549 - Can't we just drink? - Fine. 568 00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,517 I'll start. Um... 569 00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,853 I worked my way through med school as 570 00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,788 a phone sex operator. 571 00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:25,357 1-800-ProfessorFeelGood. 572 00:19:25,393 --> 00:19:27,827 I would totally call that. 573 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:28,862 Nice. 574 00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:30,596 I'm Ella, by the way. 575 00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:31,602 I love that we just skipped the small talk. 576 00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:32,599 Yes. 577 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,967 Um, okay. I'll go next, I guess. Um... 578 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,402 I used to steal cars. 579 00:19:37,738 --> 00:19:38,671 Who's next? 580 00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,473 I was forged in the bowels of Hell 581 00:19:40,508 --> 00:19:43,742 to torture the guilty for all of eternity. 582 00:19:43,778 --> 00:19:46,011 Interesting share. 583 00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:48,013 Okay, so... 584 00:19:48,049 --> 00:19:49,315 Now, you go, Chloe. 585 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,050 Female trust. 586 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:52,051 Come on. 587 00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:53,419 What's on your mind? 588 00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:55,554 What's on my mind... 589 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,456 like, other than the case? 590 00:19:57,492 --> 00:19:58,757 Yeah. 591 00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:03,028 Um... 592 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,432 A little divorce. 593 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:07,666 Uh... MAZE: Mm-hmm. 594 00:20:07,702 --> 00:20:11,337 Single parenthood... 595 00:20:11,372 --> 00:20:14,640 uh, possible homelessness and... 596 00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:18,644 most likely many, many cats in my future. 597 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:20,613 Or things that require batteries. 598 00:20:20,648 --> 00:20:21,792 Okay, you know, that's-that's... 599 00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,149 that's what I'm talking about. 600 00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:25,784 You guys, this is so fun! 601 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,319 - Is it? - Yes! 602 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:29,355 Yeah, uh, tequila, stat. 603 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,956 - Yes. - Keep 'em coming! 604 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,469 LINDA: This is really gonna help you feel, 605 00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:34,126 you know, anything. 606 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:38,464 LUCIFER: Ugh! 607 00:20:38,499 --> 00:20:39,865 Cosmopolitan? 608 00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:41,834 Perhaps this really is girls' night. 609 00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:44,737 There are only two reasons to drink alone, brother. 610 00:20:44,772 --> 00:20:46,138 Either you're a chronic dullard, 611 00:20:46,174 --> 00:20:48,307 or you're trying to avoid your problems. 612 00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:49,608 If it's the latter, I approve. 613 00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:51,644 My problems are your problems. 614 00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,946 Ooh! Aren't we the little empath? 615 00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:57,483 You think letting Mom stay here on earth doesn't affect us all? 616 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:58,417 (scoffs) Why? 617 00:20:58,452 --> 00:20:59,630 Because you think Dad is gonna 618 00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:01,498 forgive and forget about the fact that you broke a deal? 619 00:21:01,522 --> 00:21:03,055 Haven't broken anything. 620 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,156 I found a loophole. 621 00:21:04,192 --> 00:21:06,158 As such, I'm not thinking about it at all. 622 00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:07,126 You should try it. 623 00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,128 There will be consequences! 624 00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:12,932 I don't get it. 625 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,578 If you're so concerned, why don't you just 626 00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:15,834 fly Mum back to Hell? 627 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:19,004 Because I can't! 628 00:21:19,941 --> 00:21:21,507 That was a tad dramatic. 629 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:22,474 Why not? 630 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,176 It's complicated. 631 00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:27,279 Never fear, fun brother's here. 632 00:21:27,315 --> 00:21:29,815 I'm gonna show you the magic of distraction. 633 00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:32,051 But no more girly drinks. All right? 634 00:21:32,086 --> 00:21:33,719 Cosmos are yummy. 635 00:21:33,754 --> 00:21:36,496 Oh... Bourbon. Stat. Keep 'em coming. 636 00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:39,558 (♪ "Heartbreaker" feat. Lucifer Cast ♪ ) ♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪ 637 00:21:39,594 --> 00:21:41,227 ♪ Dream maker ♪ 638 00:21:41,262 --> 00:21:42,294 ♪ Love taker ♪ 639 00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,929 ♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪ 640 00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:45,764 ♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪ 641 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,166 ♪ Dream maker ♪ 642 00:21:47,201 --> 00:21:48,201 ♪ Love taker ♪ 643 00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:50,135 ♪ Heartbreaker ♪ 644 00:21:50,171 --> 00:21:51,570 Yes! 645 00:21:51,606 --> 00:21:53,906 Thank you, Los Angeles! 646 00:21:53,941 --> 00:21:57,343 (laughing) 647 00:21:57,378 --> 00:21:59,144 And then Lucifer's all like... 648 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:02,581 (imitating Lucifer): "Hey Chloe, name three friends 649 00:22:02,617 --> 00:22:05,618 that you could go call and have a drink with." 650 00:22:05,653 --> 00:22:07,097 - So smug, you know? - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 651 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:09,555 Well, one...two...three! 652 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:10,789 CHLOE: So, you're saying, 653 00:22:10,825 --> 00:22:11,825 if I called you guys, 654 00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:13,225 you would drop everything 655 00:22:13,261 --> 00:22:14,660 and come and have a drink with me? 656 00:22:14,695 --> 00:22:17,196 Mm-hmm. 'Cause that is what girlfriends do for each other. 657 00:22:17,231 --> 00:22:19,465 Yes, especially during tough times. 658 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,866 Exactly. 659 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:23,135 I've never had friends like that. 660 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,136 Like, ever. 661 00:22:24,171 --> 00:22:25,804 Well, you're a lot more tolerable 662 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,872 when you're drunk, Decker. 663 00:22:26,907 --> 00:22:28,340 Is that true? Yeah. 664 00:22:28,376 --> 00:22:29,541 And then Lucifer's like, 665 00:22:29,577 --> 00:22:32,678 "You use work to avoid having fun." 666 00:22:32,713 --> 00:22:34,346 Oh, yeah. Well, not anymore, lady. 667 00:22:34,382 --> 00:22:35,681 'Cause we're your tribe, now. 668 00:22:35,716 --> 00:22:38,150 And we like to party! 669 00:22:38,185 --> 00:22:39,385 (howling) 670 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,787 I wish I had my knives. We could have made a blood pact. 671 00:22:41,822 --> 00:22:43,133 - Ooh, next time. - Aww... - Yeah, yeah. 672 00:22:43,157 --> 00:22:45,024 Next time? That is progress. 673 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:46,258 To tribes! 674 00:22:46,294 --> 00:22:48,027 To tribes! 675 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:49,662 Sip it. 676 00:22:49,697 --> 00:22:51,930 (camera clicks) 677 00:22:51,966 --> 00:22:53,010 I think we should go back up there. 678 00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:55,834 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 679 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,403 Mm. 680 00:22:57,438 --> 00:22:58,871 (whooping) 681 00:22:58,906 --> 00:23:00,951 LINDA: Oh, it looks like someone's made a fourth friend. 682 00:23:00,975 --> 00:23:03,342 Oh, you get it, girl! (whooping) 683 00:23:03,377 --> 00:23:04,810 Oh, no! 684 00:23:04,845 --> 00:23:06,645 - Abort! Chloe! - Oh... don't do that. 685 00:23:06,681 --> 00:23:08,981 I don't think she... 686 00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:10,783 Does she wear contacts? 687 00:23:10,818 --> 00:23:11,928 - She's really into him. - And she's bringing him over. 688 00:23:11,952 --> 00:23:13,052 Is she? CHLOE: Look! 689 00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:14,920 Same hand stamp 690 00:23:14,955 --> 00:23:16,155 as Daria and Naomi! 691 00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:17,056 Where did you get this? 692 00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,158 I saw some hot women, uh, 693 00:23:19,193 --> 00:23:21,360 g-going into a party across the street last night. 694 00:23:21,395 --> 00:23:22,561 - Okay. - It was just... 695 00:23:22,596 --> 00:23:23,674 Do you recognize these women? 696 00:23:23,698 --> 00:23:24,596 Did you see these girls there? 697 00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:25,597 (grunts) 698 00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:26,699 What's your deal? 699 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:28,400 Hey, she's just asking a few questions. 700 00:23:28,436 --> 00:23:30,869 Well, he's taken. So back off, skank! 701 00:23:30,905 --> 00:23:32,171 I... MAZE: Hey! 702 00:23:32,206 --> 00:23:34,673 No one calls my skank a skank. 703 00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:36,153 - I'm hurting her. - No! - Oh, no, no... 704 00:23:36,177 --> 00:23:38,177 - No. - Okay, no. No, no, Maze. 705 00:23:38,212 --> 00:23:39,144 Maze... 706 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,846 Wipe that smile off her face. 707 00:23:40,881 --> 00:23:43,182 Maze, remember... aggression 708 00:23:43,217 --> 00:23:45,050 is not the answer, okay. 709 00:23:45,086 --> 00:23:46,518 Clearly, this woman is having 710 00:23:46,554 --> 00:23:47,886 some serious trust issues. 711 00:23:47,922 --> 00:23:48,954 Clearly. 712 00:23:48,989 --> 00:23:50,889 Or maybe she's just a raging bitch. 713 00:23:50,925 --> 00:23:51,957 (laughing): Oh! 714 00:23:51,992 --> 00:23:53,592 (grunting) 715 00:23:53,627 --> 00:23:54,326 (growling) 716 00:23:54,362 --> 00:23:56,628 (yelling) 717 00:23:56,664 --> 00:23:57,930 (grunting) 718 00:24:01,168 --> 00:24:02,301 (glasses breaking) 719 00:24:07,074 --> 00:24:09,141 LAPD! Hey! 720 00:24:09,176 --> 00:24:10,876 Everybody take a breath! 721 00:24:10,911 --> 00:24:12,945 Oh! Oh, my gosh. 722 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,546 What is happening?! 723 00:24:14,582 --> 00:24:16,093 (♪ "That Thing You Do" by Ellem, plays ♪ ) ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 724 00:24:16,117 --> 00:24:18,250 ♪ I can't put my finger on it ♪ 725 00:24:18,285 --> 00:24:21,153 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 726 00:24:21,188 --> 00:24:22,154 Maze, Maze, Maze! 727 00:24:22,189 --> 00:24:22,821 (man yelling) 728 00:24:22,857 --> 00:24:24,323 (groaning) 729 00:24:24,358 --> 00:24:25,691 ♪ I like that thing you do ♪ 730 00:24:25,726 --> 00:24:27,326 Maze, I wasn't done questioning him! 731 00:24:27,361 --> 00:24:30,562 ♪ The way you style your hair ♪ 732 00:24:30,598 --> 00:24:32,865 Ugh! 733 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,000 Carry on. 734 00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:36,702 Hey. 735 00:24:36,737 --> 00:24:38,170 Did you see these girls? 736 00:24:38,205 --> 00:24:39,438 Yeah, maybe. 737 00:24:39,473 --> 00:24:40,839 - Where? - It was-- it was-- 738 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,508 - Where?! - It was a crowded sex club, 739 00:24:42,543 --> 00:24:43,720 and there was so many hot girls... 740 00:24:43,744 --> 00:24:45,477 A sex club? 741 00:24:45,513 --> 00:24:47,880 Yeah, just... 742 00:24:47,915 --> 00:24:49,648 Don't tell my girlfriend. Just... 743 00:24:49,683 --> 00:24:53,285 ♪ And the boys and the girls they stare... ♪ 744 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,587 (scoffs) Girls' night out. 745 00:25:04,231 --> 00:25:05,598 Oh... 746 00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:06,599 Oof. 747 00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:08,390 Happy hour over already? 748 00:25:08,391 --> 00:25:09,857 Must have been some party. 749 00:25:09,893 --> 00:25:11,192 Yeah... 750 00:25:11,227 --> 00:25:13,161 other than the half hour-ish 751 00:25:13,196 --> 00:25:15,463 from 8:47 to 9:17 752 00:25:15,498 --> 00:25:17,365 that I can't quite remember anything. 753 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,567 (chuckling): Classic Chloe. 754 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,080 Only you would make a point of remembering 755 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,271 the exact amount of time you can't remember. 756 00:25:23,306 --> 00:25:24,872 Mm. Well, 757 00:25:24,908 --> 00:25:27,508 I was lucid enough to destroy a tiki bar 758 00:25:27,544 --> 00:25:30,044 and get a lead on our two dead blondes. 759 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:32,180 I found a guy with a hand stamp. 760 00:25:32,215 --> 00:25:34,248 The same club that Daria and Naomi went to? 761 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:36,450 Not a club. 762 00:25:36,486 --> 00:25:40,555 More like a roving, pop-up sex party. 763 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:42,256 Secretive, invite-only, 764 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:44,592 caters to rich jerks who like to pay for it. 765 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:45,693 So gross. 766 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:47,128 So those two girls were sex workers? 767 00:25:48,031 --> 00:25:49,063 Looks like it. 768 00:25:49,098 --> 00:25:50,731 But the only way to know for sure 769 00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:52,567 is to get you into the next shindig. 770 00:25:52,602 --> 00:25:54,435 Which hand stamp guy told me-- 771 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,870 right before he passed out-- 772 00:25:55,905 --> 00:25:58,105 is happening as we speak. 773 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,273 Me? 774 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:02,443 Uh-huh. Men only. And I got you a date. 775 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,545 - Nope. - Yes. 776 00:26:04,581 --> 00:26:05,913 - Mm-mm. No way. - Yes. 777 00:26:05,949 --> 00:26:07,693 It's good to have Lucifer there with you as back up. 778 00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:10,151 So they don't think you're a cop. 779 00:26:11,588 --> 00:26:13,287 I don't look like a cop. 780 00:26:15,058 --> 00:26:16,424 Uh-huh. 781 00:26:18,595 --> 00:26:19,560 Hey. 782 00:26:19,596 --> 00:26:20,728 Do I look like a cop? 783 00:26:20,763 --> 00:26:23,898 (kitten mewing on video) 784 00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:26,968 (laughing) 785 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,203 Ah. Finally, you're here. Right. 786 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,416 I promise this will be more fun 787 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,473 than light beers and Bachelor reruns. 788 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,808 Your jokes never get old. 789 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,776 Oh, come on, who doesn't love a sex party? 790 00:26:35,812 --> 00:26:36,844 Then again, if you're me, 791 00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:38,679 every party's a sex party of sorts. 792 00:26:38,715 --> 00:26:40,047 DAN: It's illegal, for starters. 793 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,527 Why do you think they change the location every night? 794 00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:43,484 No liquor license, underage girls... 795 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,986 Well, the world's oldest profession 796 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,721 seems to be surviving quite nicely. 797 00:26:46,756 --> 00:26:48,823 Hello, chaps. 798 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:51,092 Yes, my first startup was a sex club, actually. 799 00:26:51,127 --> 00:26:52,805 Little place called "Eden". Perhaps you've heard of it? 800 00:26:52,829 --> 00:26:56,197 I'm... good. Thank you. 801 00:26:56,232 --> 00:26:58,366 Best case scenario, this club exploits women. 802 00:26:58,401 --> 00:27:00,312 Worst case? It got those girls a belly full of poison. 803 00:27:00,336 --> 00:27:01,235 Mm. 804 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,337 - One other thing. - Hm? 805 00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,440 I'm not sure why he's here. 806 00:27:06,476 --> 00:27:08,576 Only dullards drink alone. 807 00:27:08,611 --> 00:27:10,211 Yes, he's a tad anxious these days. 808 00:27:10,246 --> 00:27:11,790 I thought a night out would do him good. 809 00:27:11,814 --> 00:27:13,514 Right. Well, we have one mission: 810 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,217 to find out who knew the dead girls. 811 00:27:16,252 --> 00:27:17,785 And remember-- we're undercover, okay? 812 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:20,554 (chuckling): As if you could look like anything other than a cop. 813 00:27:20,590 --> 00:27:21,956 I do not look like a cop! 814 00:27:21,991 --> 00:27:22,757 Cop. 815 00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:25,159 (sighs with frustration) 816 00:27:25,194 --> 00:27:27,128 All right, will you guys just please, 817 00:27:27,163 --> 00:27:28,696 for God's sake, be chill? 818 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:31,265 And three rules: no drinking, no touching... 819 00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:33,746 ...and just keep everything low-key. 820 00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:36,203 Yes! (laughing) 821 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,906 (woman laughing) DAN: Oh, my God. 822 00:27:38,941 --> 00:27:41,509 This is not helping us find out who knew the dead girls. 823 00:27:41,544 --> 00:27:43,844 Agreed. His shimmy is a tad off-putting. 824 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,146 AMENADIEL: Come on, Luci! 825 00:27:45,181 --> 00:27:47,081 Come cut a rug with your big bro! 826 00:27:47,116 --> 00:27:48,382 LUCIFER: Uh. No, no, no, no, no. 827 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:49,583 White man's overbite, 828 00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:51,252 that is definitely where I draw the line. 829 00:27:51,287 --> 00:27:52,553 Hold on a second. 830 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,954 Look at the bar. 831 00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:57,091 It's liquid nitrogen. 832 00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,470 It's the same thing that caused damage 833 00:27:58,494 --> 00:28:00,027 to Daria Mitchell's stomach lining. 834 00:28:00,063 --> 00:28:01,295 Yes. 835 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,433 Hey, buddy. 836 00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:05,467 Hey. 837 00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:07,435 What do you know about these two girls? 838 00:28:10,973 --> 00:28:12,673 Not so fast, buddy boy. 839 00:28:12,709 --> 00:28:15,676 Seems my martini isn't the only thing here that's dirty. 840 00:28:15,712 --> 00:28:17,244 (straining) Mmm. 841 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,746 A drink to savor, don't you think? 842 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:20,448 Ah... (inhales) 843 00:28:20,483 --> 00:28:22,717 Want to explain why you ran? 844 00:28:22,752 --> 00:28:24,552 Come on. You're obviously a cop. 845 00:28:24,587 --> 00:28:25,786 (chuckles) Shut it. 846 00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:27,822 I figured you were here to bust me. 847 00:28:27,857 --> 00:28:29,623 Yes, we are here to bust you. 848 00:28:29,659 --> 00:28:32,293 For the untimely fate of two innocent Nebraskan girls. 849 00:28:32,328 --> 00:28:34,028 Wait... what? 850 00:28:34,063 --> 00:28:35,374 LUCIFER: It's funny how killers go deaf 851 00:28:35,398 --> 00:28:36,964 at the moment of reckoning, isn't it? 852 00:28:36,999 --> 00:28:38,199 No, no. I... 853 00:28:38,234 --> 00:28:39,266 I'm no killer. 854 00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:41,635 I-I-I keep an eye on the girls that work here 855 00:28:41,671 --> 00:28:44,138 and serve the pervs drinks. 856 00:28:44,173 --> 00:28:45,206 And pot... 857 00:28:45,241 --> 00:28:46,445 Maybe a bit of "E." 858 00:28:46,446 --> 00:28:47,837 What about mandrake? 859 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:48,944 Who's Mandrake? 860 00:28:48,945 --> 00:28:51,245 Did you put poison in these two girls' drinks? 861 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,080 No-no. What? No. I-I remember these girls. 862 00:28:53,116 --> 00:28:56,150 Their drinks were clean when I made 'em. 863 00:28:56,185 --> 00:28:57,651 Who was paying for 'em? 864 00:28:57,687 --> 00:28:59,198 I don't know, it was some Hollywood dirtbag 865 00:28:59,222 --> 00:29:00,488 with a gold card. 866 00:29:00,523 --> 00:29:03,057 You'll need to be a little more specific. 867 00:29:03,092 --> 00:29:05,726 It's... Yuri something. 868 00:29:05,762 --> 00:29:07,328 He's not here tonight though. 869 00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:08,829 I guess your two dead girls 870 00:29:08,865 --> 00:29:10,075 and the other blonde must have really worn him out. 871 00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:11,065 DAN: Wait a minute. 872 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,366 There were three blondes? Yeah. 873 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,501 Your two newbies 874 00:29:13,536 --> 00:29:14,702 and their hot friend. 875 00:29:14,737 --> 00:29:15,836 Right. First name: 876 00:29:15,872 --> 00:29:17,171 "Hot", last name "Friend"? 877 00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:18,706 They don't use their real names. 878 00:29:19,776 --> 00:29:20,919 She's one of our regulars though. 879 00:29:20,943 --> 00:29:22,910 You know, life of the party. 880 00:29:22,945 --> 00:29:23,989 Oh, she won't be the life of anything, 881 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:24,945 if we don't get to her 882 00:29:24,981 --> 00:29:26,580 before lady killer Yuri has his way. 883 00:29:26,616 --> 00:29:27,681 If he hasn't already. 884 00:29:27,717 --> 00:29:28,949 (sighing): Thank you. 885 00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:30,317 (clears throat) 886 00:29:33,322 --> 00:29:36,056 Oh, silly me. 887 00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:37,024 (sighs) 888 00:29:37,059 --> 00:29:39,126 Come on. Rise and shine, Crantini. 889 00:29:39,162 --> 00:29:40,162 Time to go. (groaning) 890 00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,495 Yeah. Let's do this. 891 00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:42,263 (grunting) 892 00:29:42,298 --> 00:29:46,267 (Lucifer laughing) 893 00:29:46,302 --> 00:29:47,546 Gosh, I wish I got that on video. 894 00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:48,769 Oh, I can get that on video! 895 00:29:48,805 --> 00:29:50,070 Hold on. Douche-cam. 896 00:30:06,393 --> 00:30:08,193 Must have been some party. 897 00:30:08,228 --> 00:30:09,928 Ah, that's funny. 898 00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:12,197 And I'll laugh after we find this Yuri scumbag. 899 00:30:12,232 --> 00:30:14,099 You have anything on the third girl? 900 00:30:14,134 --> 00:30:16,101 Bartender said she was, "Blonde, hot, 901 00:30:16,136 --> 00:30:17,146 and had an exposed midriff". 902 00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:19,437 Which describes half the population of L.A. 903 00:30:19,473 --> 00:30:20,405 Well, the chef's wife, 904 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,873 Gisele, fits that description. 905 00:30:21,908 --> 00:30:24,275 Yeah, but when you saw her, she was healthy. 906 00:30:24,311 --> 00:30:25,688 You think she could have worked with Naomi 907 00:30:25,712 --> 00:30:27,045 and Daria at the sex club? 908 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,847 She knew them 909 00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:30,026 through her husband's restaurant. 910 00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:31,983 I mean... but part-time sex worker? 911 00:30:32,019 --> 00:30:33,830 Would that be the first thing you put on your résumé? 912 00:30:33,854 --> 00:30:36,187 No. But if she was there, 913 00:30:36,223 --> 00:30:38,267 she was witness to everything that went down that night. 914 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,425 So, maybe Yuri's after her. 915 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,771 Yeah, well, the tech got Yuri's info 916 00:30:41,795 --> 00:30:43,573 from the credit card he used at the sex party. 917 00:30:43,597 --> 00:30:44,729 Only has a P.O. box. 918 00:30:44,765 --> 00:30:45,908 No home address, but I did get 919 00:30:45,932 --> 00:30:47,232 a cell and a plate number. 920 00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:48,199 Okay, good. 921 00:30:48,235 --> 00:30:49,379 Lucifer and I will go find Yuri, 922 00:30:49,403 --> 00:30:50,802 and, uh, 923 00:30:50,837 --> 00:30:51,903 and, um... 924 00:30:51,938 --> 00:30:53,872 (Lucifer laughing) ...you track down Gisele. 925 00:30:53,907 --> 00:30:55,907 (laughing continues) 926 00:30:55,942 --> 00:30:56,942 Oh... 927 00:30:56,977 --> 00:30:58,109 DAN: Copy that. 928 00:30:59,012 --> 00:31:00,545 That is... 929 00:31:02,516 --> 00:31:03,748 What did Maze win 930 00:31:03,784 --> 00:31:06,217 and why does it involve my tragic drunk face? 931 00:31:06,253 --> 00:31:07,452 Just a little wager. 932 00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:09,154 Well, you had a lot on your mind, 933 00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:10,789 so I decided to distract you, 934 00:31:10,824 --> 00:31:12,190 with "girls' night." 935 00:31:14,728 --> 00:31:15,794 Last night was a setup? 936 00:31:15,829 --> 00:31:17,862 Yes. Well, you had fun, didn't you? 937 00:31:17,898 --> 00:31:19,097 You should be thanking me. 938 00:31:22,235 --> 00:31:23,268 What are you doing? 939 00:31:23,303 --> 00:31:25,804 Detective... (snaps picture) 940 00:31:31,044 --> 00:31:32,277 (grunts) 941 00:31:32,312 --> 00:31:34,145 Uh, hey, Davis hasn't seen Gisele, 942 00:31:34,181 --> 00:31:35,880 and she's, uh, not answering her cell, 943 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:37,694 so if Yuri has her, we've got to get there fast. 944 00:31:37,718 --> 00:31:38,983 CHLOE: I'm on my way. 945 00:31:39,019 --> 00:31:41,286 Detective... 946 00:31:41,321 --> 00:31:43,722 What did you say to her? 947 00:31:51,932 --> 00:31:54,966 LAPD. Get out of the car, Yuri. 948 00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:56,412 LUCIFER: Good Lord, you could at least 949 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,736 fork out for a room, Yuri. 950 00:31:57,771 --> 00:31:59,437 (Yuri retching) No, no, no, no! 951 00:31:59,473 --> 00:32:01,139 Not the Italian leather! 952 00:32:01,174 --> 00:32:03,274 Bloody hell! 953 00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:05,610 Yeah, more like karma. 954 00:32:05,645 --> 00:32:07,846 We know you were at the sex club last night, 955 00:32:07,881 --> 00:32:10,115 and you're responsible for the death of two girls. 956 00:32:10,150 --> 00:32:11,750 What do you know about Gisele? 957 00:32:11,785 --> 00:32:14,419 I don't know anyone named Gisele. 958 00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:15,887 You have it all wrong. 959 00:32:15,922 --> 00:32:18,156 I only went to that club 960 00:32:18,191 --> 00:32:21,326 because Crystal promised me newbies. 961 00:32:21,361 --> 00:32:23,328 I paid five grand apiece 962 00:32:23,363 --> 00:32:24,863 for those two sweethearts. 963 00:32:24,898 --> 00:32:26,064 Who's Crystal? 964 00:32:26,099 --> 00:32:28,299 She was with Daria and Naomi. 965 00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:29,378 Then you should most definitely 966 00:32:29,402 --> 00:32:30,510 ask for a refund. 967 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:31,237 I know. 968 00:32:31,238 --> 00:32:33,972 Those girls had no idea that I was their date. 969 00:32:34,007 --> 00:32:35,340 You're telling me Daria and Naomi 970 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:36,975 had no idea it was a sex club? 971 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:38,843 No. 972 00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:40,678 When they found out, they wanted to leave. 973 00:32:40,714 --> 00:32:42,981 Crystal bought them drinks, 974 00:32:43,016 --> 00:32:45,683 but they drank them and bailed anyway. 975 00:32:45,719 --> 00:32:48,520 I was so upset that I took the last sip and-- 976 00:32:48,555 --> 00:32:50,155 You drank the rest of the poison. 977 00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,893 I have been sick ever since. 978 00:32:54,928 --> 00:32:55,827 Oh, God. 979 00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:57,996 Oh, no, no, no. Not again. 980 00:32:59,699 --> 00:33:00,865 Is Gisele Crystal? 981 00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:02,245 LUCIFER: Oh, you mean the chef's wife? 982 00:33:02,269 --> 00:33:03,946 Could she be the one who killed Daria and Naomi? 983 00:33:03,970 --> 00:33:05,548 Well, Daria was sleeping with her husband, 984 00:33:05,572 --> 00:33:07,572 so if anyone had a bone to pick, it would be her. 985 00:33:07,607 --> 00:33:09,974 (panting) 986 00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:12,210 Yuri, do you know Crystal's real name? 987 00:33:12,245 --> 00:33:14,546 No. But I have a picture. 988 00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:17,182 Oh, lovely. I'll take that. 989 00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:19,918 Right. Ooh, pecker pic. 990 00:33:19,953 --> 00:33:21,553 - Pecker pic. - Eww! 991 00:33:21,588 --> 00:33:23,087 Oh, hold on. 992 00:33:24,558 --> 00:33:26,124 CHLOE: That's not Gisele. 993 00:33:26,159 --> 00:33:28,426 No, and that blonde hair doesn't look real either. 994 00:33:28,461 --> 00:33:30,528 CHLOE: You're right, it's a wig. 995 00:33:30,564 --> 00:33:32,931 And the girl wearing it looks real familiar. 996 00:33:38,471 --> 00:33:41,573 Oh, it's just rush, rush, rush in this town, isn't it? 997 00:33:41,608 --> 00:33:43,808 Oh, hi, detectives. 998 00:33:43,844 --> 00:33:45,944 I'm just putting a few things in storage. 999 00:33:45,979 --> 00:33:47,312 I'm going back home. 1000 00:33:47,347 --> 00:33:49,058 Right, you can take the girl out of Nebraska, 1001 00:33:49,082 --> 00:33:51,416 but you can't take Nebraska out of the girl. 1002 00:33:51,451 --> 00:33:52,417 Or can you? 1003 00:33:52,452 --> 00:33:55,086 I don't feel safe in L.A. anymore. 1004 00:33:55,121 --> 00:33:57,222 You wouldn't either if two of your neighbors 1005 00:33:57,257 --> 00:33:58,323 wound up dead. 1006 00:33:58,358 --> 00:33:59,757 Don't you just hate that? 1007 00:33:59,793 --> 00:34:01,793 I'm sorry, I have a flight at 3:00. 1008 00:34:01,828 --> 00:34:03,005 LUCIFER: Yes, and I've just discovered 1009 00:34:03,029 --> 00:34:04,729 this wonderful thing called Facebook. 1010 00:34:04,764 --> 00:34:06,497 Have you heard of it? I have to go, please. 1011 00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:08,399 'Cause Facebook's heard of you. 1012 00:34:08,435 --> 00:34:10,034 It knows that you're a big deal 1013 00:34:10,070 --> 00:34:11,135 in your small town. 1014 00:34:11,171 --> 00:34:12,337 A ten back home, 1015 00:34:12,372 --> 00:34:15,607 but in L.A., just a five. 1016 00:34:15,642 --> 00:34:17,720 Things haven't worked out for you here, have they, Lily? 1017 00:34:17,744 --> 00:34:21,279 So much heartache, struggle, compromise. 1018 00:34:21,314 --> 00:34:23,248 It made you desperate enough 1019 00:34:23,283 --> 00:34:25,250 to turn against your own sorority sisters, 1020 00:34:25,285 --> 00:34:26,285 Daria and Naomi. 1021 00:34:26,319 --> 00:34:28,686 No. Daria and Naomi were my friends. 1022 00:34:28,722 --> 00:34:29,988 (chuckles) CHLOE: Were they? 1023 00:34:30,023 --> 00:34:32,423 Because we know you were with them the night they died. 1024 00:34:32,459 --> 00:34:34,492 You said you hadn't seen 'em for a week. 1025 00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:35,727 You have no proof of that. 1026 00:34:35,762 --> 00:34:39,664 Except for a photo taken by your charming buddy Yuri. 1027 00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:41,032 Nice wig, by the way. 1028 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:43,167 Really brings out the murder in your eyes. 1029 00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:50,341 Seems kitties do have claws. 1030 00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:54,834 Please, just let me go. 1031 00:34:54,858 --> 00:34:56,879 Is this the part where you wish I had a gun, Detective? 1032 00:34:56,903 --> 00:34:58,836 Shut up, Lucifer, I got this. 1033 00:34:58,871 --> 00:35:00,838 You pretended to be a friend to those girls. 1034 00:35:00,873 --> 00:35:02,373 Shame on you. (coughs) 1035 00:35:02,408 --> 00:35:04,175 They called me! 1036 00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:06,010 They were desperate for my help. 1037 00:35:06,045 --> 00:35:08,879 The best workout class, where to hike... 1038 00:35:08,915 --> 00:35:10,214 this apartment! 1039 00:35:10,249 --> 00:35:12,450 They asked you for help and you preyed on them? 1040 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,018 I was doing them a favor. 1041 00:35:14,053 --> 00:35:15,986 What, by putting mandrake in their drinks? 1042 00:35:16,022 --> 00:35:18,389 I thought it was an organic kind of roofie. 1043 00:35:18,424 --> 00:35:20,024 I didn't know that it would kill them. 1044 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,126 I was just trying to loosen them up. 1045 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,728 You were trying to make an extra buck 1046 00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:25,162 by bringing in a couple newbies. 1047 00:35:25,198 --> 00:35:28,265 I won the Dame Judith acting award in college. 1048 00:35:28,301 --> 00:35:31,435 I was the president of our sorority. 1049 00:35:31,471 --> 00:35:33,771 I should have made it by now! 1050 00:35:33,806 --> 00:35:36,874 L.A. was supposed to be easy! 1051 00:35:36,909 --> 00:35:38,909 (cell phone chiming) Oh, phones... 1052 00:35:38,945 --> 00:35:41,011 They can be so distracting. 1053 00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:49,153 There's a special place in Hell for women who fake friendships 1054 00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:54,125 as a way of manipulating other women! 1055 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,427 She's right, you know. 1056 00:35:57,830 --> 00:36:00,030 And I think we have a silver lining, Detective. 1057 00:36:00,066 --> 00:36:02,900 What with Lily going away, and Daria and Naomi dead, 1058 00:36:02,935 --> 00:36:04,869 I believe that there's an apartment vacancy. 1059 00:36:04,904 --> 00:36:07,404 Are you seriously suggesting that I should move 1060 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,773 into a dead girl's apartment? 1061 00:36:08,808 --> 00:36:11,342 No, no, no, the killer's place is much nicer. 1062 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:14,378 I mean, just look at this view! 1063 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:40,905 How'd you get in here? 1064 00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:43,908 Let's just say Samantha at the front desk 1065 00:36:43,943 --> 00:36:46,877 is no longer into men. 1066 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,013 What, you still mad? 1067 00:36:49,048 --> 00:36:52,082 What was all that stuff about being my tribe? 1068 00:36:52,118 --> 00:36:54,118 You had fun, didn't you? 1069 00:36:56,055 --> 00:36:57,132 I don't have time for this. 1070 00:36:57,156 --> 00:36:59,190 I have work to do. You can go. 1071 00:37:04,564 --> 00:37:06,263 I wasn't totally faking it. 1072 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:11,502 Like when I strangled psycho chick for the win. 1073 00:37:11,537 --> 00:37:12,870 That was genuine. 1074 00:37:12,905 --> 00:37:15,339 Gee, thanks. 1075 00:37:15,374 --> 00:37:18,642 You know, I wouldn't just kick ass for anyone. 1076 00:37:18,678 --> 00:37:20,344 Okay, fine, I would. 1077 00:37:20,379 --> 00:37:23,914 But this time it was... sweeter. 1078 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,851 This is some twisted version of an apology? 1079 00:37:26,886 --> 00:37:28,819 I don't do apologies. 1080 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:30,654 But I don't want to kill you anymore. 1081 00:37:32,024 --> 00:37:34,725 You're a very, very deranged person. 1082 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,627 Thanks. 1083 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,374 So, we're still good to be roomies, right? 1084 00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:40,742 What are you talking about, roomies? 1085 00:37:40,766 --> 00:37:41,766 We shook on it. 1086 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,801 Post-karaoke, pre-potbelly dude. 1087 00:37:43,836 --> 00:37:45,202 What? 1088 00:37:45,238 --> 00:37:46,737 I told you I was in between places. 1089 00:37:46,772 --> 00:37:48,383 You said that you were looking for someone 1090 00:37:48,407 --> 00:37:49,707 to share expenses. 1091 00:37:49,742 --> 00:37:50,908 Don't you remember? 1092 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,212 The missing half hour. 1093 00:37:55,248 --> 00:37:58,482 Look... I've got money. 1094 00:37:58,517 --> 00:38:01,185 I like your kid, and you dress like crap, 1095 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:03,387 so I won't be stealing any of your clothes. 1096 00:38:03,422 --> 00:38:05,422 What, you got a better plan? 1097 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,794 You said you wanted fun, Decker. 1098 00:38:12,398 --> 00:38:13,530 Fun. 1099 00:38:14,433 --> 00:38:16,300 Oh, my... 1100 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,471 Roommates? 1101 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,739 You and Detective Decker? 1102 00:38:21,774 --> 00:38:24,308 (laughs) No, no, no, no, no, no. 1103 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,710 And have I mentioned "no," and also, "no"? 1104 00:38:26,746 --> 00:38:28,256 You're not my boss anymore. 1105 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,080 Well, that may be. 1106 00:38:29,081 --> 00:38:31,081 But I can't have the women in my life teaming up. 1107 00:38:31,117 --> 00:38:32,383 I'll be outnumbered. 1108 00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:34,029 Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her 1109 00:38:34,053 --> 00:38:35,452 before I do. 1110 00:38:35,488 --> 00:38:37,988 Oh, actually, can I interest you in another wager? 1111 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,157 No. Done deal. Pay up. 1112 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,127 (sighs) Fine, the convertible's yours. 1113 00:38:43,162 --> 00:38:44,094 I'm over that. 1114 00:38:44,130 --> 00:38:45,963 Well, the hot, new bartender. 1115 00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:47,197 Been there, done that. 1116 00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:48,632 Well, spit it out then, Maze. 1117 00:38:48,668 --> 00:38:49,934 What is it you want? 1118 00:38:54,173 --> 00:38:57,007 I want a drink. 1119 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,642 What, that's it? 1120 00:38:58,678 --> 00:39:00,377 Fine. Pick any bottle, pull two glasses. 1121 00:39:00,413 --> 00:39:04,448 No, I want you to pour me a drink. 1122 00:39:06,185 --> 00:39:07,318 All right. 1123 00:39:18,297 --> 00:39:20,631 To newly defined relationships. 1124 00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:22,333 Cheers. 1125 00:39:22,368 --> 00:39:24,001 (elevator bell dings) 1126 00:39:26,472 --> 00:39:28,772 Oh... please... 1127 00:39:28,808 --> 00:39:30,708 don't drink in front of me. 1128 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,843 Bad case of the distractions, brother? 1129 00:39:32,878 --> 00:39:35,112 (chuckles) Well, I better go. 1130 00:39:35,147 --> 00:39:37,481 MAZE: I'll let you deal with the lightweight. 1131 00:39:37,516 --> 00:39:38,649 (Amenadiel groans) 1132 00:39:38,684 --> 00:39:40,718 Judging from your behavior last night, 1133 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,886 that lunatic dancing, I fear that my advice 1134 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,855 may have created a whole new set of problems. 1135 00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:47,891 No more turning a "blind eye," Lucifer. 1136 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,593 (groans) Listen... 1137 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,431 We both know that Dad is not the kind 1138 00:39:54,467 --> 00:39:55,733 to forgive and forget. 1139 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,702 No distraction on earth is gonna change that. 1140 00:39:58,738 --> 00:40:00,437 I said that I would punish Mom, 1141 00:40:00,473 --> 00:40:02,573 and I'm doing so here on earth. 1142 00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:04,408 Deal maintained, loophole achieved. 1143 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:05,976 What if He doesn't feel that way? 1144 00:40:07,213 --> 00:40:09,213 There will be real consequences, Luci, 1145 00:40:09,248 --> 00:40:10,514 for all of us. 1146 00:40:10,549 --> 00:40:12,549 Especially me. 1147 00:40:12,585 --> 00:40:14,084 You know, I liked you better drunk. 1148 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,287 Tell me something, brother, what deal did you make? 1149 00:40:17,323 --> 00:40:19,590 What was worth writing Father, of all people, 1150 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,625 a blank check? 1151 00:40:20,659 --> 00:40:23,193 Not a what. A who. 1152 00:40:31,237 --> 00:40:33,537 You made a deal for Chloe's life? 1153 00:40:33,572 --> 00:40:34,938 Don't look at me like that! 1154 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:37,074 At the time, it made a certain amount of sense. 1155 00:40:37,109 --> 00:40:38,375 Don't you understand? 1156 00:40:39,712 --> 00:40:41,545 You made a deal to return Mom to Hell. 1157 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:44,348 In exchange, Chloe's life was spared. 1158 00:40:44,383 --> 00:40:46,083 Well, that's one interpretation. 1159 00:40:46,118 --> 00:40:48,385 Despite whatever loopholes you think you found, 1160 00:40:48,421 --> 00:40:50,854 and the lies that you have told yourself, 1161 00:40:50,890 --> 00:40:53,524 you still haven't delivered on your end of the bargain. 1162 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:56,693 Luci, what if Dad decides to 1163 00:40:56,729 --> 00:40:58,962 take back His side of the deal? 1164 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:02,099 (laughs) 1165 00:41:02,134 --> 00:41:05,502 One silly human soul? 1166 00:41:05,538 --> 00:41:08,405 I can't imagine Dad would take much interest in that. 1167 00:41:08,441 --> 00:41:10,874 CHLOE: Yes, two adult women and a child. 1168 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:12,776 MAN (over phone): Just bring over a deposit, 1169 00:41:12,812 --> 00:41:13,977 and the apartment's yours. 1170 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,114 Really? Oh, yeah, I will, uh... 1171 00:41:17,149 --> 00:41:18,949 Great, I'll drop off a check right away. 1172 00:41:18,984 --> 00:41:20,484 Okay, thank you. 1173 00:41:20,522 --> 00:41:21,522 MAN: Of course. 1174 00:41:24,008 --> 00:41:30,808 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man