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Previously on Lucifer...
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You're the Lord of Hell,
for crying out loud.
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I'm retired, Maze. I've
got nothing but time.
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How could you possibly help me?
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I have the ability to draw
out people's forbidden desires.
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I got it. The name,
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the whole Lucifer thing,
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and desire's like your superpower.
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It's more like a gift from God, really.
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I saw Lucifer do some
things that I can't explain.
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Is Lucifer a magician?
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That's sort of what I'm
trying to figure out.
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You were once the brightest
of all of God's angels.
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And now, your time here on Earth
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is affecting you, dear brother.
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You're changing.
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My life is change.
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- What are you doing here?
- Ooh, how's your ex? Detective Douche?
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You like working with
the detective, don't you?
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I told you, I'm good at punishing people.
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Nay, I'm the best at punishing bad people.
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Yeah, well, I think you don't
just enjoy punishing the bad guys.
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I think you're starting to like
seeking justice for the good ones.
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He's the Devil!
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He's the Devil!
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Lucifer?
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Well,
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good morning, Detective.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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- Setting the table.
- You broke into my house?
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Yes, well, I hope you don't
mind, but I made a little brekkie.
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You were taking forever in the shower.
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What do you do in there?
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You are unbelievable!
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Oh, thank you, but it's you
who should take the compliment.
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Really kept things up since Hot
Tub High School, haven't we?
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Ding-dong.
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I want to shoot you.
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Tease. Do it.
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I'm immortal, remember?
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Do you have any truffle oil?
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Lucifer, get out of my house now.
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- We haven't eaten yet.
- Out.
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Well, don't we need to
discuss the next case?
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There is no next case.
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- What?
- Out.
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We're already late, so let's go.
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Lucifer!
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Yeah.
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What in God's name are you doing here?
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Nothing in his name.
Here on my own, actually.
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Did you and
Mommy have a sleepover?
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No. No. Absolutely not, no.
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What are you guys doing here anyway?
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She left her bird report here.
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- Want to see?
- Not really.
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Here, have a snack, child.
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Are you sleeping with this idiot?
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She hasn't had the
pleasure, unfortunately, no.
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Okay, everybody out.
Trixie has to get to school.
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I got to get to work. Come on, out, please.
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No, no, no, no, no, you
can't throw me out again.
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Again?
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So this is a habit.
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- Yes, shocking, isn't it?
- No.
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Never been thrown out of
anywhere before in my life.
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Well, except for Heaven, of course.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine.
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But somebody please flip the
omelet if it's not already ruined.
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Hey, Dan, I'm...
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Really, Chloe?
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I'm disappointed in you.
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Good. Right, you're here.
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- I need to chat.
- Lucifer, we don't have an appointment.
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Something very disturbing's just happened.
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It's horrific, really.
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For the second time,
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I've been thrown out of a woman's house.
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- Okay, sorry, Lu...
- I mean, I'm starting to wonder
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if the detective has some
sort of biological dysfunction.
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- Lucifer.
- 'Cause, I mean, I appeal
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to the feral urge in all women.
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Certainly, well, certainly you
can attest to that, can't you?
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Lucifer, stop.
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Yes, of course, sorry. Payment first.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No! No!
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Lucifer, this is George.
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George, Lucifer.
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Lucifer, George.
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Oops.
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- Dan, if you're here to scold me...
- No.
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I just got off the phone
with the lieutenant.
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There's a case.
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Day four.
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Down to three meat sticks,
a half a bottle of water,
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217 miles to L.A.
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I'm not sure we're gonna make it,
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'cause my brother drives
like a narcoleptic old lady.
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Say hi, Grandma!
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No, that's our only nourishment!
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Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
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Just turned 22.
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She went missing catering
a Players' Club event.
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Players' Club?
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It's one of those skeezy
pickup artist groups.
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You know, that teach
geeks how to be sex gods.
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Got it.
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Lindsay was last seen
talking to the lead scumbag.
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The founder, Carver Cruz.
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So he was interrogated?
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Yep, but his lawyer did all the talking.
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And with no proof, we're stuck.
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But there's a Players'
seminar and after-party today.
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And you need to go undercover.
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Why me? I'm homicide.
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Because you're our best way in.
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- I am?
- Apparently these events
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are pretty exclusive, and
when I saw the guest list,
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I recognized one of the names.
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I guess a lot of high-end
club owners are invited.
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Oh, come on.
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No. You're kidding.
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I wish I was.
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- Lucifer's on the list?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, of course he is.
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Look...
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the last thing I want is the guy I found
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making my half-naked wife
breakfast this morning
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spending more time with her,
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separated or not.
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But...
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This is the best option.
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I wouldn't ask, but I just keep thinking,
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what if this was our daughter?
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The detective seems
like a very lovely woman.
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Well, I suppose, but still, she's human.
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Why is she able to refuse my charms?
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I mean, is this thing on?
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Yes, yes.
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Definitely on.
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It's not that you're afraid that
you don't have power over Chloe.
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It's that you're afraid
that she has power over you,
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but neither one is true.
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- No?
- No.
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People don't have power over us.
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We give it to them.
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You have to take your power back.
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Right, go on.
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You say she's nothing special, but
I think you've put her on a pedestal.
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You need to really get to know her,
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warts and all.
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I'm sure she has some.
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So, demystify her
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by bringing her back
down to your own level.
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You're right.
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It's not her, it's me.
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I need to take back control.
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I need to behave like I always have.
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Good. So you understand.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I mean, it seems obvious now, actually.
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I need to have sex with her.
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Uh... no, uh, that's not what I said.
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No, no, no, you're a genius. I mean, that's
the best way to lose interest, right?
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Right. Good-o.
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Thanks, love.
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Oh, sure.
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Payment next time, okay?
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Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
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She's been missing almost three full days.
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Right, so just ask me one more time.
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Lucifer, there's a girl missing.
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Yes, it's just not every day
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someone kicks you out of your house,
then three hours later asks you on a date.
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It's not a date. It's a work thing.
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- Oh.
- And are you gonna help me or not?
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All right.
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But only 'cause it coincides
perfectly with my own plan.
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And what plan is that?
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Well, to have sex with you, of course.
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Okay.
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Wait, you and I... well,
there is no you and I.
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There's a professional situation,
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- and I just need you...
- See, you need me.
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The department needs you,
because you're the one...
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I'm the one?
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On the list for the Player thing.
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You're quite adorable
when you're flustered.
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I... I'm not flustered.
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I'm nauseous.
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Now you're blushing; I'd
say I'm making headway.
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Okay, look, let me make
myself perfectly clear.
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I will never,
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ever, ever sleep with you.
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Never.
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Okay? Got it?
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Playing hard to get, I like it.
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When Hell freezes over, Lucifer.
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I can arrange that, actually.
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Get in the car.
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Well, hello.
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Here you are, Mr. Morningstar.
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Well, thank you, lovely.
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And here's something else you might need.
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Well, yes, that might come in handy.
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Pardon the pun.
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Did you just number close the nametag girl?
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Use this wisely. You're welcome.
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I can't believe you.
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Don't worry, Detective. I'm
more of a leg man myself.
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Soon as you say the word,
you'll have your turn.
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Wow, you've never been
rejected by a woman, have you?
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No.
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Get your hands off me!
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I want to talk to Carver Cruz!
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I need you to leave right now, sir.
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Carver!
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Carver, can you hear me?!
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It's the missing girl's brother.
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What'd you do to my sister?!
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Get out here, you coward!
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It's okay. I got this.
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- I know him.
- No, you don't.
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Look, I'm sorry. He has
to leave the premises.
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Oh, I don't think that'll
be necessary, Officer.
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Besides, isn't this quite boring?
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I mean, there are several lovely
ladies milling around out there.
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Which one do you desire?
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You.
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I'm gay.
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Right.
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Well, my dance card's full
with this one, I'm afraid.
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But the odds are definitely
in your favor out there.
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Probably not batting for the
same team, but you never know...
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So go on, then. Go forth and conquer.
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I know you want to.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Off you pop.
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You're Lindsay's brother.
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How'd you know that?
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Because she's a cop.
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Great. Say that louder. I
don't think everyone heard you.
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Right.
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Sorry, yes, we're here undercover
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to find out what happened to your sister.
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If you can help me,
I'll tell you what happened.
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Carver killed her.
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Killed her? You sure about that?
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No, but...
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look, I know my sister.
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She's a good person. She's sweet.
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She wouldn't just run off.
She's not even from L.A.
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I'm all she has out here.
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She's all I have.
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Kevin, I promise you,
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if anyone here hurt your
sister, I'll find them.
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And I'll punish them.
261
00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:10,800
Any method you prefer.
262
00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:13,630
Nice solid flogging. Get the ol'
swamp nuts in a vice, you know.
263
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:15,213
Okay. It's time to go now.
264
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:18,439
Let us handle this, and if we
hear anything, we'll be in touch.
265
00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:19,855
Okay. Thank you.
266
00:12:19,952 --> 00:12:20,769
Yeah.
267
00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,373
We've got this.
268
00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:25,662
You have to admit, we're quite a good team.
269
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:29,790
If you weren't so pent-up sexually,
we'd be firing on all cylinders, I'd say.
270
00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:38,891
I'm assuming you learned most of
your moves at events like these.
271
00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:40,791
I've never been to something
like this before in my life.
272
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,091
I certainly don't need any
help getting women into bed.
273
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:44,126
Till...
274
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,205
Were you hit on the
head when you were small?
275
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,693
No?
276
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:21,603
We are biological machines.
277
00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:25,155
We... are warriors.
278
00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:29,154
We... are players!
279
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:37,067
Gentlemen, we are animals.
280
00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:41,392
Men are the wolves, and women...
281
00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:44,469
...are the fluffy bunnies.
282
00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:49,607
So we must prepare ourselves for the hunt.
283
00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:50,419
How?
284
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,370
"Follow the list."
285
00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:54,580
Yes! The C.K.C.
286
00:13:54,662 --> 00:13:57,307
The Conduct of Kick-ass Cavemen.
287
00:13:57,385 --> 00:14:00,385
One: Be seen.
288
00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:01,697
People pay for this?
289
00:14:01,732 --> 00:14:03,165
Yeah, 5,000 bucks.
290
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,613
Stand out.
291
00:14:04,673 --> 00:14:07,572
The peacock, the lion with his mane.
292
00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:11,613
Two: Be a protector.
293
00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:12,344
Duh.
294
00:14:12,414 --> 00:14:15,495
Women are hardwired to hook up with someone
295
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,222
who can help them survive.
296
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,971
It is simple biology, man.
297
00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:22,909
Three: Be brave.
298
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:23,970
Take risks.
299
00:14:24,017 --> 00:14:25,576
Oh, maybe you should take notes.
300
00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:28,993
Four: Be a leader of men.
301
00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:31,331
And the most elusive.
302
00:14:31,395 --> 00:14:35,978
Five: Be confident.
303
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:38,349
You... are...
304
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,191
a player!
305
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,226
Own it!
306
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,937
Excuse-excuse me! Excuse me, question!
307
00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:45,900
What are you doing?
308
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,491
The Q&A's after the speech, buddy.
309
00:14:47,526 --> 00:14:49,167
No, but it's quite pressing.
310
00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:53,352
What if you have all those manly whatnots
and a woman still doesn't respond?
311
00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:56,554
You may think you have them, but you don't.
312
00:14:56,589 --> 00:14:58,094
- Yeah.
- That's why you're here, right?
313
00:14:58,129 --> 00:15:00,378
So, gentlemen, you follow these rules,
314
00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:04,074
and you will bed any Betty
you desire, guaranteed.
315
00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:07,318
No. No. No, no, no. I'm certain
I've got everything on your little list,
316
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:09,087
and more, actually,
317
00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:12,847
yet this woman here won't have sex with me.
318
00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:17,161
Just listen to the speech, buddy.
319
00:15:17,237 --> 00:15:18,680
The system works.
320
00:15:18,744 --> 00:15:20,419
No, but I doubt that.
321
00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:22,911
Because... because if
I can't "bed a Betty,"
322
00:15:22,946 --> 00:15:24,679
then how do you possibly expect
323
00:15:24,714 --> 00:15:27,611
any of these poor miscreants to succeed?
324
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,292
Especially when they're taking
advice from a-a wanker such as you?
325
00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:33,678
All right, just sit down, man.
326
00:15:33,713 --> 00:15:35,038
Yeah, Lucifer, sit down.
327
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:37,682
I-I just... could we get
the spotlight over here?
328
00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:38,852
Do we have that?
329
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:41,285
Yeah, yeah. But on-on her.
330
00:15:41,402 --> 00:15:42,925
Good. Right.
331
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,321
Now, you're the expert.
332
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:45,958
You tell me what's wrong with this picture.
333
00:15:45,993 --> 00:15:48,012
I mean, I'm me.
334
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:48,654
Right?
335
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:49,961
And she...
336
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,863
Well, she's a cop, for starters.
337
00:15:52,732 --> 00:15:54,398
She's a cop?
338
00:15:54,434 --> 00:15:56,688
Yes. I mean, talk about the
shallow end of the dating pool.
339
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,123
This is private property.
340
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,879
Unless you have a warrant, you
need to leave here immediately.
341
00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:01,973
Security!
342
00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:03,308
Security, her, out.
343
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:05,236
Okay, we're gonna take a
ten-minute intermission.
344
00:16:05,271 --> 00:16:08,211
- All right? Thank you.
- I haven't finished.
345
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,801
All right.
346
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,935
Oh, it's you again.
347
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:16,316
Have you two...?
348
00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:20,791
I know. I'm-I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
349
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,434
I... No. No.
350
00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:24,128
I've got it under control.
351
00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:25,666
And Mr. Morningstar, too, yes.
352
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:26,999
Let me talk to him.
353
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,167
It's a her, and no.
354
00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:29,600
Really? Your boss is a she?
355
00:16:29,661 --> 00:16:31,189
Even better. Give me
the phone, I'll fix it.
356
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,410
No, you can't fix this!
357
00:16:32,445 --> 00:16:33,938
You've already said enough.
358
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:34,720
Sorry!
359
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,592
Not you.
360
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:39,548
Yes, I-I'll figure out
a way into the party.
361
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,657
It's not a problem.
362
00:16:40,692 --> 00:16:43,383
And-and again, I...
363
00:16:43,617 --> 00:16:47,115
So we're going to the Player after-party.
364
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,190
Not you. I am.
365
00:16:48,225 --> 00:16:50,669
Well, I'm not sure how that's possible,
now that you've blown your cover.
366
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,233
Well, that was 100% your fault.
367
00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:53,691
I beg to differ.
368
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:56,309
None of that would have happened if
you'd just complied with my request.
369
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:59,322
Do you honestly think you can just ask
people to have sex with you and they will?
370
00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:01,032
Well, I usually don't
have to ask, actually.
371
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,804
But trust me, it'd be a win-win.
372
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:03,960
And probably another win after that.
373
00:17:03,995 --> 00:17:06,172
I mean, I have tremendous stamina.
374
00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:07,989
There's a girl missing, Lucifer.
375
00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:09,824
She's probably in some hellhole somewhere,
376
00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:11,984
scared out of her mind,
if she's even still alive.
377
00:17:12,019 --> 00:17:14,766
And I found out the party
is a cash-only event.
378
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,105
That's a first for Carver.
379
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:19,467
So our only suspect's probably
about to run off to Mexico,
380
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,619
and you're worried about boning me?
381
00:17:21,654 --> 00:17:23,181
You're right. Sorry.
382
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,455
- Let's find the girl. Okay?
- Yes.
383
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,195
Sex later.
384
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,492
Kidding.
385
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:28,567
Sort of.
386
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,795
So where's the party?
387
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:31,986
Cold Bar.
388
00:17:32,021 --> 00:17:33,097
Really?
389
00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:35,533
Well, that place is
notoriously overpriced to rent.
390
00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:38,268
If Carver wants cash, he
shouldn't have it there.
391
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,930
No, he shouldn't.
392
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:46,504
I think I just figured
out how you can fix this.
393
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,383
Do tell.
394
00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:11,065
Miss me?
395
00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:18,943
I know why you're here.
I won't help you, Amenadiel.
396
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,505
One way or another, Maze,
397
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,435
I am gonna change your mind, so...
398
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,559
You're gonna help me
get Lucifer back to Hell.
399
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:29,052
Don't make it painful.
400
00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:32,147
You forget.
401
00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:33,389
I love pain.
402
00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:41,926
I'm an angel.
403
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,363
You can't beat me, little demon.
404
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:48,789
Stop and hear me out.
405
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,077
Men...
406
00:18:54,646 --> 00:18:56,446
...they always want to talk.
407
00:19:12,964 --> 00:19:14,570
Enough!
408
00:19:14,648 --> 00:19:17,215
We want the same thing!
409
00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:19,368
Oh, do we?
410
00:19:19,404 --> 00:19:21,037
Let's see.
411
00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:31,405
Did I hit a nerve?
412
00:19:33,752 --> 00:19:35,918
Mazikeen, we both know
413
00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:39,351
that something has
fundamentally changed in Lucifer.
414
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,990
Now, aren't you even
the least bit concerned?
415
00:19:41,071 --> 00:19:42,175
No.
416
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,169
It's a phase. It'll pass.
417
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:45,695
You're lying to me.
418
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:48,364
You're lying to yourself.
419
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:52,450
Now, we can help each other.
420
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:54,708
We can get him back to where he belongs,
421
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:58,412
if you could just provide
me with a weak spot.
422
00:19:58,743 --> 00:20:00,381
Some insight.
423
00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:02,124
No...
424
00:20:02,173 --> 00:20:04,306
means no.
425
00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:25,651
Uh... hello?
426
00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:27,420
Uh, Lucifer?
427
00:20:27,513 --> 00:20:30,132
Be out in a
moment. Just getting ready.
428
00:20:30,217 --> 00:20:31,568
Okay.
429
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,580
Did you do what I told you to do
430
00:20:33,615 --> 00:20:35,632
and call Carver about the Player's Club?
431
00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:37,872
Make yourself a drink, Detective.
432
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:41,124
No. No. No more drinks.
433
00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:42,646
No more blurred lines.
434
00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:46,416
No more breaking into my house
or trying to sleep with me.
435
00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:49,332
Look, this is a professional relationship.
436
00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:52,331
I'm a police officer, and you...
437
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,635
...are naked. Oh...
438
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:04,438
Speaking of my surprise visit yesterday,
I decided turnabout's fair play.
439
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,349
You know, tit for tat
sort of thing.
440
00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:09,745
This is beyond inappropriate.
441
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:11,247
And brave, wouldn't you say?
442
00:21:11,282 --> 00:21:14,784
Number three on the
C.K.C. list: take risks.
443
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,954
Okay. Just...
444
00:21:23,989 --> 00:21:26,403
Lucifer, put some freakin' clothes on.
445
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,482
All right.
446
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:31,545
But seriously, darling, are you well?
447
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:35,081
The berries are ripe and
ready to be harvested.
448
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,437
I mean, look at me.
449
00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:39,138
Huh?
450
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,168
Now, you can't argue with that, can you?
451
00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:55,558
What happened to...
452
00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:57,180
My God.
453
00:21:58,162 --> 00:21:59,862
Well, yes, I suppose it is his fault.
454
00:21:59,898 --> 00:22:00,930
Whose fault?
455
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:02,226
My father.
456
00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:03,666
Your dad did that to you?
457
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:06,392
No, no, no. That's
where I cut my wings off.
458
00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:08,104
- What?
- Well, I didn't.
459
00:22:08,139 --> 00:22:09,661
Maze did. I told her to.
460
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,241
N-No.
461
00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:13,264
Seriously.
462
00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,946
What is that?
463
00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:20,813
Don't, please.
464
00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:27,723
Okay.
465
00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:31,527
I should get dressed.
Otherwise, we'll miss the party.
466
00:22:31,562 --> 00:22:33,384
So you did make the call?
467
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:34,840
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
468
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:35,898
Party's at Lux.
469
00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:38,329
Turns out, the words "open
bar" are indeed effective.
470
00:22:38,364 --> 00:22:40,563
So good on you.
471
00:22:40,598 --> 00:22:41,352
Okay.
472
00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:43,787
Can't go wearing that scruffy little getup.
473
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,022
You'll stick out like a sore cop.
474
00:22:55,912 --> 00:22:57,807
Where did you get this dress anyhow?
475
00:22:57,842 --> 00:23:00,222
Oh, it was left behind by
one of my overnight guests.
476
00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:01,924
What was she wearing when she left?
477
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,426
A smile.
478
00:23:03,461 --> 00:23:06,505
If I get an STD from this
thing, I'm gonna kill you.
479
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,631
Oh, there he is.
480
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:11,747
Oh, he doesn't
look suspicious at all.
481
00:23:11,782 --> 00:23:13,970
So what's the plan, Detective?
482
00:23:14,005 --> 00:23:15,787
Avoid him for now.
483
00:23:15,822 --> 00:23:18,213
Mingle, find people who
were at the party last week.
484
00:23:18,248 --> 00:23:20,676
See if anyone saw Carver
with our missing girl.
485
00:23:20,712 --> 00:23:21,898
- Hey.
- Hi.
486
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,466
- Are you from Tennessee?
- No.
487
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,415
Because you're the only ten I see.
488
00:23:26,451 --> 00:23:29,099
Oh, you poor soul.
Does that actually work?
489
00:23:29,177 --> 00:23:30,953
- No.
- No, I didn't think so.
490
00:23:30,989 --> 00:23:32,260
It's cute.
491
00:23:32,295 --> 00:23:33,489
It-it is?
492
00:23:33,524 --> 00:23:34,778
Yeah.
493
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,726
Y-You're cute.
494
00:23:36,761 --> 00:23:37,927
You're really cute.
495
00:23:37,962 --> 00:23:40,629
Hey, were you at that party last week?
496
00:23:40,665 --> 00:23:42,280
No, actually, this is my first.
497
00:23:42,315 --> 00:23:44,100
Okay.
498
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,558
I love this song!
499
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,670
Okay.
500
00:23:47,705 --> 00:23:49,816
Hey, oh, were you at the party last week?
501
00:23:49,851 --> 00:23:53,069
I think the dress may
have backfired, actually.
502
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,959
I think we've been spotted.
503
00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,464
Clearly a man with nothing to hide.
504
00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:03,118
Move!
505
00:24:03,153 --> 00:24:04,720
Get out of the way!
506
00:24:04,756 --> 00:24:06,188
Just...
507
00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:07,289
get out.
508
00:24:07,325 --> 00:24:08,791
Move!
509
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:11,206
Just come...
510
00:24:11,432 --> 00:24:12,878
Give me the gun, Carver.
511
00:24:12,913 --> 00:24:14,130
Just-just let me go, okay?
512
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,224
I need to go!
513
00:24:15,259 --> 00:24:18,687
I'm afraid that's not possible, but
I do have another option for you.
514
00:24:18,722 --> 00:24:20,202
How about a broken back, hmm?
515
00:24:23,174 --> 00:24:25,245
You don't understand, I have to go!
516
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,860
They're gonna kill her now!
517
00:24:26,895 --> 00:24:28,444
You just killed Lindsay!
518
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,285
They? They who?
519
00:24:31,015 --> 00:24:33,090
The people who took her.
520
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:41,263
- Where is Lindsay?
- I don't know, okay?
521
00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:44,074
I swear to you, somebody kidnapped her.
522
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,198
If that's the case, then why
wouldn't you go to the cops?
523
00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:48,672
Because they said they'd kill her if I did.
524
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:49,740
Maybe they already have.
525
00:24:49,775 --> 00:24:50,956
Excuse me, dear, I don't know why we bother
526
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,432
with all these pithy
little police questions.
527
00:24:53,467 --> 00:24:55,045
Tell me...
528
00:24:56,147 --> 00:24:57,898
...what game's the player playing, eh?
529
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,926
What are you after?
530
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,329
I just want Lindsay back.
531
00:25:04,497 --> 00:25:07,246
I swear, I would never hurt her.
532
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,361
I love her.
533
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,705
But she's a fluffy bunny.
534
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:14,484
You're a wolf.
535
00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:16,962
You-You've built an empire on
the objectification of women.
536
00:25:16,997 --> 00:25:18,992
Yeah, I know. I'm a complete hypocrite.
537
00:25:19,058 --> 00:25:22,192
But I-I would give
anything to get her back.
538
00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:23,752
You humans.
539
00:25:23,787 --> 00:25:26,304
You never cease to amaze.
540
00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:29,086
Okay, Carver,
541
00:25:29,121 --> 00:25:30,314
say what you're saying is true.
542
00:25:30,349 --> 00:25:32,016
How long have you and
Lindsay been together?
543
00:25:32,051 --> 00:25:33,384
Four months.
544
00:25:33,419 --> 00:25:34,974
Next Tuesday.
545
00:25:35,052 --> 00:25:36,725
I tried to keep it quiet,
546
00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:40,403
'cause, you know, I'm
the man and everything.
547
00:25:40,512 --> 00:25:41,778
I guess it got out.
548
00:25:41,813 --> 00:25:45,435
So you're saying you slept with
Lindsay on multiple occasions,
549
00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:47,031
but you still want to be with her?
550
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,692
Yes, and for the rest of my life.
551
00:25:49,727 --> 00:25:50,548
Well, after four months,
552
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,693
you haven't got her, you know,
out of your system?
553
00:25:53,728 --> 00:25:55,225
How's that possible?
554
00:25:55,445 --> 00:25:56,811
Okay.
555
00:25:58,210 --> 00:26:00,144
You have no idea where
they're holding Lindsay?
556
00:26:00,179 --> 00:26:04,109
No. But they did send this to me...
557
00:26:04,561 --> 00:26:06,228
...after the seminar.
558
00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:11,221
Said no more cops or she's dead.
559
00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:14,491
So the kidnappers were
there yesterday watching you.
560
00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:16,667
I just hope they
weren't at the party.
561
00:26:16,729 --> 00:26:17,938
If they hurt her, I...
562
00:26:17,973 --> 00:26:19,668
It's okay.
563
00:26:20,082 --> 00:26:23,367
Is there anyone you suspect
that might do this to you?
564
00:26:23,402 --> 00:26:24,077
Enemies?
565
00:26:24,112 --> 00:26:26,809
I'm kind of a polarizing guy.
566
00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:28,611
Okay, the hater list is long.
567
00:26:28,646 --> 00:26:31,629
Hello there, this is Lucifer Morningstar.
568
00:26:34,569 --> 00:26:35,683
Who are you talking to?
569
00:26:35,718 --> 00:26:37,585
- Shh.
- Do not shush me.
570
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,724
- Who's on the phone?
- All one word, that's right.
571
00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:42,857
Yes, I'll be speaking on
Carver's behalf from now on.
572
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,156
No, I'm not a cop.
573
00:26:45,191 --> 00:26:46,364
I assure you.
574
00:26:46,399 --> 00:26:48,359
- Is that the...
- Yes, it's the kidnappers.
575
00:26:48,394 --> 00:26:49,674
What are you doing?
576
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,470
Of course we have the money.
577
00:26:51,505 --> 00:26:53,197
Just give me a time and location.
578
00:26:53,232 --> 00:26:54,691
Give me the phone.
579
00:26:54,726 --> 00:26:56,410
No, I promise you, no police.
580
00:26:56,445 --> 00:26:57,873
All right?
581
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,922
Okay, then.
582
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,093
- See you shortly. Bye-bye.
- Wait, wait.
583
00:27:00,128 --> 00:27:01,638
Wait, we need proof of life.
584
00:27:03,309 --> 00:27:04,908
Just a minute.
585
00:27:04,975 --> 00:27:07,070
How do we know Lindsay's still alive?
586
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,699
No, they've hung up.
587
00:27:09,531 --> 00:27:10,697
What are you doing?
588
00:27:10,749 --> 00:27:12,315
Not to worry. I've handled it.
589
00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:14,565
I'll be making an exchange
on your behalf this evening.
590
00:27:14,609 --> 00:27:16,814
Cash for your lady love, all right?
591
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,291
Really?
592
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:21,383
But why would you do that for me?
593
00:27:21,438 --> 00:27:23,998
Well, isn't it obvious?
594
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:26,153
Number two on your list: be a protector.
595
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:27,441
Is it working?
596
00:27:27,476 --> 00:27:28,941
You're not doing this alone.
597
00:27:28,976 --> 00:27:30,057
Afraid so.
598
00:27:30,092 --> 00:27:31,335
I promised, no police.
599
00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:34,099
A deal's a deal, especially
one with the Devil.
600
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:37,211
Besides, I'm the only one
not risking his life on this.
601
00:27:37,246 --> 00:27:39,580
Immortal, remember?
602
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:45,703
Carver,
603
00:27:45,818 --> 00:27:47,518
I'm all right.
604
00:27:48,618 --> 00:27:50,010
I'm a...
605
00:27:50,092 --> 00:27:52,476
I don't know where I am.
606
00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:54,725
Please come get me.
607
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,336
I love you.
608
00:27:56,371 --> 00:27:58,851
Please.
609
00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:01,359
I'm coming with you.
610
00:28:01,394 --> 00:28:02,921
No, I can't let you do that.
611
00:28:02,956 --> 00:28:04,899
I'm not gonna call this in,
but you have to stay here.
612
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,368
No discussion. I'm coming with you.
613
00:28:07,438 --> 00:28:08,472
Fine.
614
00:28:08,511 --> 00:28:10,774
You'll have to wait in the car.
615
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:37,760
Ten more minutes.
616
00:28:37,795 --> 00:28:39,069
Patience.
617
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,599
Something doesn't feel right.
618
00:28:40,696 --> 00:28:43,426
Well, of course it
doesn't. It's a kidnapping.
619
00:28:44,877 --> 00:28:47,044
Cool ranch puff?
620
00:28:47,079 --> 00:28:47,978
No, thanks.
621
00:28:48,013 --> 00:28:49,306
No?
622
00:28:49,977 --> 00:28:51,657
It's funny, isn't it? You'd
think the king of hellfire
623
00:28:51,692 --> 00:28:55,719
would be more of a flaming hot
guy, but love these bad boys.
624
00:28:55,754 --> 00:28:59,470
Okay, let's say you really are the Devil.
625
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:01,611
All-powerful, immortal, blah, blah, blah.
626
00:29:01,686 --> 00:29:03,529
Does that mean you don't feel pain at all?
627
00:29:03,564 --> 00:29:05,469
Hmm. I like this line of questioning.
628
00:29:05,504 --> 00:29:07,531
Does this mean you're
finally coming around?
629
00:29:07,566 --> 00:29:10,167
No. Just answer the question.
630
00:29:10,202 --> 00:29:13,246
Well, I... I do feel something,
631
00:29:13,281 --> 00:29:15,766
but it's not pain so much as,
632
00:29:15,801 --> 00:29:17,665
a pressure, a nuisance, really.
633
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:21,072
Okay, so what does it
feel like if you get shot?
634
00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:26,900
Well, you asked.
635
00:29:27,052 --> 00:29:29,157
But that's it? Like, a
bullet just bounces off you?
636
00:29:29,192 --> 00:29:32,561
Well, there's no wound or
blood, if that's what you mean.
637
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,814
Can verify with something
sharp if you like.
638
00:29:34,849 --> 00:29:37,394
No, it's not necessary.
It's tempting though.
639
00:29:38,731 --> 00:29:41,666
So, does this mean that you believe me?
640
00:29:41,783 --> 00:29:45,011
I'm afraid I can't offer anything
obvious like a tail as proof.
641
00:29:45,046 --> 00:29:47,189
- And so no horns.
- No, afraid not.
642
00:29:47,224 --> 00:29:49,006
That's the stuff of movies and TV.
643
00:29:49,742 --> 00:29:51,141
They always get it wrong.
644
00:29:51,176 --> 00:29:53,017
Well, look, I-I have to admit,
645
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,827
I've seen some things I can't explain,
646
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:57,829
but I don't believe in
all that Bible stuff.
647
00:29:57,895 --> 00:30:00,006
So you're an atheist. How ironic.
648
00:30:00,075 --> 00:30:01,924
No, not exactly.
649
00:30:02,018 --> 00:30:05,822
I do believe there's good
and evil and right and wrong.
650
00:30:05,858 --> 00:30:09,249
But the whole fiery damnation thing, no.
651
00:30:09,314 --> 00:30:10,347
Does it scare you?
652
00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:14,855
No, I mean, how could I be scared
of something that I don't believe in?
653
00:30:17,369 --> 00:30:19,659
Do I scare you?
654
00:30:22,374 --> 00:30:23,774
No.
655
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:29,816
Is that Carver?
656
00:30:32,434 --> 00:30:34,354
How did he get here?
657
00:30:34,428 --> 00:30:35,425
Oh, he must have followed us.
658
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,496
- Well done, Detective.
- No, he didn't follow us.
659
00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:39,145
He must have gotten the address somehow.
660
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,678
Or someone told him.
661
00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:44,113
Either way, he's gonna get
someone killed, probably himself.
662
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:48,214
This love thing makes you
all quite stupid, doesn't it?
663
00:31:02,147 --> 00:31:04,281
Lucifer!
664
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,754
Lucifer!
665
00:31:15,989 --> 00:31:19,005
Sorry, but I gave my word... no police.
666
00:31:19,076 --> 00:31:20,154
Seriously?
667
00:31:20,217 --> 00:31:21,441
Don't worry, Detective.
668
00:31:21,476 --> 00:31:22,999
I'm immortal, remember?
669
00:31:23,086 --> 00:31:25,739
I knew it.
670
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,753
Hey, guys, I'm gonna need
you sooner than I thought.
671
00:31:27,788 --> 00:31:28,997
Is SWAT ready?
672
00:31:52,483 --> 00:31:53,541
Manly as ever.
673
00:31:53,576 --> 00:31:54,837
Why are you here?
674
00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:56,313
We had a perfectly good plan in place.
675
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,819
Well, after you left, the
kidnappers called back.
676
00:31:58,854 --> 00:32:02,816
They said they changed their
minds, and I come or the deal's off.
677
00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:05,348
Oh, that sounds sinister.
678
00:32:06,074 --> 00:32:08,194
Just hand over the cash,
679
00:32:08,307 --> 00:32:09,678
and no one gets hurt.
680
00:32:09,713 --> 00:32:11,646
Yes, right. Got it here.
681
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,074
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait! Where's Lindsay?!
682
00:32:14,147 --> 00:32:15,165
I want to see her.
683
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,736
No. My rules.
684
00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:18,689
Money first.
685
00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:21,608
Now, Mr. Kidnapper, I believe
that's a fair request actually,
686
00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:24,413
so just pop her around
and the money's yours.
687
00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:31,446
Greedy little jackal, aren't you?
688
00:32:31,524 --> 00:32:32,381
Give it to me!
689
00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,440
Most certainly will not.
690
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,253
Hey, f-forget it!
691
00:32:36,349 --> 00:32:38,840
Just-just give it to him!
692
00:32:39,144 --> 00:32:41,050
I just want her back.
693
00:32:41,466 --> 00:32:42,666
Fine.
694
00:32:43,883 --> 00:32:45,197
Now bring us the girl.
695
00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:46,744
I'm sorry.
696
00:32:46,806 --> 00:32:47,885
That's not gonna happen.
697
00:32:47,977 --> 00:32:49,096
What?
698
00:32:49,131 --> 00:32:50,169
I will kill you!
699
00:32:50,231 --> 00:32:52,234
Oh, it's gonna happen.
700
00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:54,440
A deal's a deal.
701
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,809
I am not leaving here without Lindsay.
702
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:59,031
No way.
703
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,793
Dearie me.
704
00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:05,439
What is it about you and guns, eh?
705
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,258
Carver?
706
00:33:12,293 --> 00:33:13,973
Oh, no.
707
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:21,016
Lindsay?
708
00:33:21,117 --> 00:33:23,002
Wait. Lindsay Lindsay?
709
00:33:23,094 --> 00:33:24,325
Love of your life Lindsay?
710
00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:27,259
Yeah, sorry, but I can't
let you shoot my brother.
711
00:33:27,364 --> 00:33:29,050
What's up, jackass?
712
00:33:29,085 --> 00:33:30,381
I don't understand.
713
00:33:30,416 --> 00:33:32,344
Don't you though?
714
00:33:32,434 --> 00:33:35,838
This foul woman and her backwood
brother played the player.
715
00:33:35,873 --> 00:33:37,908
Lindsay kidnapped herself.
716
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,559
Hell truly hath no fury
like a woman scorned.
717
00:33:40,594 --> 00:33:41,948
You did scorn her, didn't you?
718
00:33:41,995 --> 00:33:43,780
No. No.
719
00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:47,041
For the first time in my life, I didn't.
720
00:33:47,756 --> 00:33:49,856
I loved her.
721
00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,110
I love you.
722
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,900
Love me?
723
00:33:54,118 --> 00:33:56,730
Are you kidding? You didn't
even remember my name!
724
00:33:56,793 --> 00:33:58,054
What are you talking about?
725
00:33:58,105 --> 00:34:00,783
I met you two years ago, Carver.
726
00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:02,796
We slept together.
727
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:04,436
And then you never called again.
728
00:34:04,471 --> 00:34:07,153
Guess I was research for your stupid book.
729
00:34:07,232 --> 00:34:08,908
No, no, that's not possible.
730
00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:10,794
No, I-I would've remembered.
731
00:34:10,829 --> 00:34:12,217
Nope.
732
00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:14,205
I met you at the library.
733
00:34:14,283 --> 00:34:17,728
It's a good place to score desperate babes.
734
00:34:17,831 --> 00:34:20,102
That's in Chapter 11, I believe.
735
00:34:20,156 --> 00:34:21,393
Oh, that's bad.
736
00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:23,362
I was a virgin, Carver.
737
00:34:23,453 --> 00:34:24,770
That's worse.
738
00:34:24,805 --> 00:34:26,175
It was just another night for you,
739
00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:28,546
but it was a big deal for me.
740
00:34:28,581 --> 00:34:32,171
Oh, God, I'm... I am so sorry, Lindsay.
741
00:34:32,314 --> 00:34:34,289
I-I'm different now.
742
00:34:34,347 --> 00:34:36,771
No, I don't think so.
743
00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:37,911
But I am.
744
00:34:37,946 --> 00:34:39,110
Okay, may I speak now?
745
00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:41,004
Because I happen to be
an expert on punishment,
746
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,164
and I'm not sure it fits the crime here.
747
00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:45,261
I mean, Carver made a mistake...
748
00:34:45,304 --> 00:34:47,053
well, several really...
749
00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:48,565
but...
750
00:34:48,645 --> 00:34:50,015
you're different.
751
00:34:50,091 --> 00:34:51,133
He's changed.
752
00:34:51,213 --> 00:34:54,268
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
753
00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:56,474
Shut up.
754
00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,823
You shouldn't even be here.
755
00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:00,379
Now you're dead, too.
756
00:35:00,461 --> 00:35:01,527
Shoot them, Linds.
757
00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:03,728
Sorry, can't let you do that, darling.
758
00:35:03,795 --> 00:35:05,568
I mean, I'm indestructible,
759
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,803
but he's off limits as well, I'm afraid.
760
00:35:06,869 --> 00:35:09,227
No, she's right. I-I deserve it.
761
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,875
No, you don't.
762
00:35:10,961 --> 00:35:12,916
Chlamydia, the clap,
763
00:35:12,951 --> 00:35:14,330
raging case of crabs...
764
00:35:14,385 --> 00:35:17,089
that's what you deserve, not death.
765
00:35:17,164 --> 00:35:19,716
And you...
766
00:35:20,019 --> 00:35:21,781
...how are you any better?
767
00:35:21,831 --> 00:35:25,170
Why do humans think they can
rectify one evil with another?
768
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,333
I mean, it's
clearly the first time
769
00:35:27,404 --> 00:35:29,048
this reptile has truly loved a woman,
770
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:30,386
and this is his reward?
771
00:35:30,487 --> 00:35:31,487
Get away from her!
772
00:35:36,793 --> 00:35:37,622
Oh, God.
773
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:40,101
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
774
00:35:40,297 --> 00:35:41,774
Please don't hurt me.
775
00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:45,573
Why does everyone say that
before they're punished?
776
00:35:45,608 --> 00:35:47,251
Don't kill me!
777
00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:49,311
Lucifer.
778
00:35:49,609 --> 00:35:50,529
Don't move.
779
00:35:50,564 --> 00:35:52,871
Detective, you should leave.
780
00:35:55,251 --> 00:35:56,422
Who are you?
781
00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:03,624
What are you?
782
00:36:16,314 --> 00:36:17,456
Did you do this?
783
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,652
I've been trying to
tell you, I'm the Devil.
784
00:36:21,217 --> 00:36:22,896
That's... that's not possible.
785
00:36:23,018 --> 00:36:25,456
I assure you, Detective, it is.
786
00:36:25,568 --> 00:36:28,227
I mean, you've said yourself,
there are things you can't explain.
787
00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,564
You need more proof? You've
got the gun. Come on, shoot me.
788
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:32,432
No.
789
00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,867
I can't shoot you.
790
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,836
Sure you can. Go on, give her
a squeeze, we'll be good to go.
791
00:36:36,871 --> 00:36:39,646
- No.
- Just shoot me, Detective!
792
00:36:39,712 --> 00:36:42,356
Please! Because maybe
you'll finally realize...
793
00:36:44,884 --> 00:36:46,675
Good for you!
794
00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:49,215
See? Hardly hurts.
795
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,964
I can't believe...
796
00:36:50,999 --> 00:36:53,123
Gah. Actually, no, it's
hurting a little bit.
797
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,015
It's... Gah! It's hurting a lot.
798
00:36:55,148 --> 00:36:56,990
Son of a bitch, that really hurts!
799
00:36:59,994 --> 00:37:01,427
I'm bleeding.
800
00:37:01,463 --> 00:37:03,463
- You're bleeding.
- I'm bleeding.
801
00:37:03,498 --> 00:37:05,565
Oh, crap, of course you're bleeding.
802
00:37:06,896 --> 00:37:08,284
God, what have I done?
803
00:37:08,323 --> 00:37:10,715
I don't... I don't bleed. It's...
804
00:37:12,852 --> 00:37:13,973
Lucifer,
805
00:37:14,008 --> 00:37:15,723
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
806
00:37:15,758 --> 00:37:17,113
What does this mean?
807
00:37:17,222 --> 00:37:18,153
Well, it means I shot you.
808
00:37:18,213 --> 00:37:20,024
And I'm an idiot, and I'm sorry.
809
00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:21,947
And I'm in so much trouble.
810
00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:24,708
Ah! It really hurts!
811
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,437
What's happening to me?
812
00:37:49,914 --> 00:37:51,944
Well, speak of the devil.
813
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:55,681
Mr. Morningstar here was just telling
me everything you did in there.
814
00:37:55,717 --> 00:37:57,212
Right.
815
00:37:57,247 --> 00:37:58,086
Well, Lieutenant...
816
00:37:58,121 --> 00:38:00,014
I was just telling
your boss if you hadn't acted
817
00:38:00,049 --> 00:38:02,239
in the way that you did, then,
818
00:38:02,442 --> 00:38:03,882
well, all hell would've broke loose.
819
00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:05,718
Isn't that right?
820
00:38:07,132 --> 00:38:08,132
Right.
821
00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:11,998
Absolutely. And...
822
00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:14,671
But you caught the bad
guys; that's the main thing.
823
00:38:14,706 --> 00:38:17,915
Again, I'm sorry that you got
caught in the crossfire, Mr. Morningstar.
824
00:38:17,993 --> 00:38:20,149
Oh, it's just a graze. I hardly felt it.
825
00:38:20,975 --> 00:38:23,883
And call me Lucifer.
826
00:38:25,456 --> 00:38:27,601
Lucifer.
827
00:38:32,023 --> 00:38:34,691
Thank you again for all of your help.
828
00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:36,998
You are so welcome.
829
00:38:41,162 --> 00:38:43,296
Bye, now.
830
00:38:48,336 --> 00:38:50,069
I thought you didn't lie.
831
00:38:50,104 --> 00:38:51,537
I don't.
832
00:38:52,907 --> 00:38:55,408
But I don't always tell
the whole truth.
833
00:38:55,443 --> 00:38:57,806
Thank you.
834
00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:01,314
You're welcome.
835
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,757
Come on, I'll drive you home.
836
00:39:03,850 --> 00:39:06,548
I should bloody hope so,
now you've crippled me.
837
00:39:07,077 --> 00:39:08,077
Wuss.
838
00:39:13,938 --> 00:39:15,238
Thanks, Julia.
839
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,553
Have a good night. Drive safe.
840
00:39:24,809 --> 00:39:26,074
Mommy!
841
00:39:26,207 --> 00:39:27,767
Hey!
842
00:39:27,829 --> 00:39:29,179
What are you doing up?
843
00:39:29,265 --> 00:39:30,943
Can't sleep when you're not home.
844
00:39:30,979 --> 00:39:32,245
Come on, I'll tuck you in.
845
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,793
What's that on your shirt?
846
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,994
Um, that's, uh... that's
ketchup from lunch.
847
00:39:40,059 --> 00:39:42,848
Nuh-uh. That's blood, Mom.
848
00:39:42,918 --> 00:39:44,944
Right. You're right.
849
00:39:45,022 --> 00:39:49,365
Well... I may have hit someone...
850
00:39:49,424 --> 00:39:50,210
with a bullet.
851
00:39:50,245 --> 00:39:53,180
You shot someone? Again?
852
00:39:53,297 --> 00:39:54,200
Barely.
853
00:39:54,235 --> 00:39:55,167
Who?
854
00:39:55,203 --> 00:39:56,103
It was Lucifer.
855
00:39:56,138 --> 00:39:57,970
- Is he okay?
- He's fine.
856
00:39:58,006 --> 00:39:58,914
It was nothing.
857
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:01,750
It was, like, a little graze.
858
00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,716
Okay.
859
00:40:06,044 --> 00:40:07,478
What, babe?
860
00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:09,871
Remember last week, I
told you that boy Noah
861
00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:12,422
kept throwing French
fries at me at lunchtime?
862
00:40:13,257 --> 00:40:14,293
And you said
863
00:40:14,303 --> 00:40:16,970
it actually might mean he likes me?
864
00:40:17,005 --> 00:40:17,734
Yes.
865
00:40:17,787 --> 00:40:21,248
Well, since you shot Lucifer,
866
00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:24,878
it must mean you really like him.
867
00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:33,239
You know, it is bedtime, you little weasel.
868
00:40:33,274 --> 00:40:36,334
You weasel. I'm gonna get you.
869
00:40:36,412 --> 00:40:38,212
Story time! Story time!
870
00:40:47,722 --> 00:40:48,988
I know.
871
00:40:49,023 --> 00:40:50,313
Tough day at the office.
872
00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:51,170
What happened to you?
873
00:40:51,205 --> 00:40:53,066
Oh, you'll never guess.
874
00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:54,693
She shot me.
875
00:40:55,194 --> 00:40:56,443
And I bled.
876
00:40:56,529 --> 00:40:57,543
What?
877
00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:58,509
That's not possible.
878
00:40:58,608 --> 00:40:59,974
I know.
879
00:41:00,301 --> 00:41:01,597
What's causing this?
880
00:41:01,675 --> 00:41:03,018
Is there something you're not telling me?
881
00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:04,874
Don't think about it
too much. It's exciting.
882
00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:07,397
No, it's dangerous.
883
00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:12,211
We've had our fun here,
Lucifer, but this can't happen.
884
00:41:13,915 --> 00:41:16,382
Tell me we're going home.
885
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:19,575
On the contrary, Maze.
886
00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:22,455
The fun's just begun.
887
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:32,340
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